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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:27Fine! Have it!
00:01:29No!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:50Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:54Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys!
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04You're such a jerk!
00:02:05Oh, you're such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:07Bye, Denise!
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No way, let's see.
00:02:24My lap!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:26Oh, stop!
00:02:27Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome, you're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but...
00:02:53I'm cool as shit, but that's...
00:02:55Because I'm gay, that's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise!
00:03:01Hey...
00:03:01Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:19Fuck.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Paris!
00:03:28Paris!
00:03:28Lights out!
00:03:30Denise?
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40I love you.
00:03:42Come and do it.
00:03:43I love you.
00:03:47I love you.
00:03:51I love you.
00:03:59I love you.
00:04:07I love you.
00:04:08Bye.
00:04:24Oh my god, I'm a woman!
00:04:33No, no, no, no.
00:04:35I swap bodies with the knees!
00:05:07What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:09Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all-
00:05:13Your fault!
00:05:13You need to change me back right now!
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things!
00:05:19Okay, what did you-
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandmas.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:25Cute?
00:05:26They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:29If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:32What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:34Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:37Oh!
00:05:39Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:46Um, hold that thought!
00:05:49We need to talk!
00:05:50Like, right now!
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:05:59He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic!
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum-
00:06:10No!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:12Please!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:18Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:19But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh, God!
00:06:26Oh, no!
00:06:27Way to go!
00:06:28Wow, fire!
00:06:29Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:32Fire!
00:06:33We're moving, go!
00:06:33got it!
00:06:34Go, go, go!
00:06:40The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God!
00:06:43We're gonna die in here.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen.
00:06:46It's literally just the problem.
00:06:48It's not!
00:06:48It's gonna burn the whole school down. We're gonna die in here. Oh my god, no.
00:06:58Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:08This is unbelievable. Mr. Miller. Miss Wiener. My office. Now.
00:07:25Have a seat.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault. It's her fault. Excuse me? Nothing.
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it.
00:07:48I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's like girl stuff. Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay? I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:05And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:08I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two. And I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school. Got it?
00:08:23I asked you two a question!
00:08:26Yes. Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good. Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands! Now get out of my office! Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose! You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:08Oh, well if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:12You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right. We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:23Okay. Um, yeah. No, not that type of glue. I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter that'll generate a-
00:09:30Stop speaking nerd-ernese!
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical, and that could
00:09:39reset our energy fields.
00:09:40You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only, don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one. I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:50But I totally do have a crush on him. I just can't let him find out!
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:09:59Come here, bro.
00:10:00I'm gonna, just, I'm gonna approach.
00:10:02Okay, just don't touch it, it's sensitive.
00:10:02And I'm gonna, I'm gonna go-
00:10:04Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:09Ooh.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited. And it's called a dick. I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs? How do you make it go down?
00:10:34Think of dead puppies. Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher naked.
00:10:38Oh, oh, ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:42Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:45Swim trails are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:49Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any of you?
00:10:52I don't know, not me!
00:10:54Oh.
00:10:55Ah!
00:10:58Ah!
00:10:59Ah!
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:02Oh.
00:11:04I-
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:09I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I s-
00:11:11You look okay?
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I- I cannot be expelled.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:50Hey!
00:11:51What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before we even cut it out?
00:11:54Cuz it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:01I just want clear direction!
00:12:07Is that clear enough for you?
00:12:14Question.
00:12:15I'm in action.
00:12:20THR rush!ǎng
00:12:27ǎng
00:12:27ǎng
00:12:28And you'll never come along, no, cause I'm gonna be real
00:12:32Some boys, they act too overconfident
00:12:37So girls, let's make them wait for high to dead
00:12:41Some hands are just running down
00:12:44Oh no! It's my secret jersey. Take it off and see if you want it.
00:12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, turn it up
00:12:53Push it back, push it back, don't stand, don't stand
00:12:57Push it back, push it back, push it back
00:13:00Enough! Enough! No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slippery
00:13:27Thank you
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss
00:13:42You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try
00:13:47Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out
00:13:50Okay, so we'll kiss
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready
00:13:56Set?
00:13:58Set
00:14:04Set
00:14:05And here we go
00:14:17Really?!
00:14:20What?
00:14:22It's not what you think
00:14:23You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Oh, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:37You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:42Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out
00:14:47that we're not working together,
00:14:48we're gonna be expelled.
00:14:50Mm!
00:14:57Oh, God.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:04Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:08Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:11Hey, Paul, off me and drop it in.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:21Vixen!
00:15:23Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:27Stop.
00:15:29You've done enough damage already.
00:15:32Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:46Billy!
00:15:47Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Yeah?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:56I like, um...
00:16:01You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Oh, yeah.
00:16:12You had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um...
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:43Not until...
00:16:44I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:51Here.
00:16:52And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:55Um...
00:16:55What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:57I just...
00:16:58Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:08I...
00:17:09I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:11I...
00:17:12I have to...
00:17:13Fly my kite.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm gonna do that.
00:17:18What is wrong with you?
00:17:22Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser.
00:17:31Oh, my bull.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:35Sorry.
00:17:36Stupid button.
00:17:37Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Sorry.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:42Beating up freshmen?
00:17:43Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Oh, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:54Are you serious?
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:02Billy.
00:18:03I was willing to listen to you.
00:18:04But instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14I'm being serious.
00:18:16Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complainant.
00:18:22Holy slut.
00:18:22Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend.
00:18:26Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:33Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:38It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41Look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:43Maybe.
00:18:43Maybe.
00:18:44If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out because I do not know
00:18:47how it works.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:52I don't have any of the pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:56So.
00:18:57Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try.
00:19:05But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Didn't you know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:14Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:20Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:34And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:39This is Bishon.
00:19:40I mean, oh my God, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:43This is so badass.
00:19:44This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is, wait, I did, I did what?
00:19:52Oh, my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:54Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Baby has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice.
00:20:03Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:05I got your juice.
00:20:06Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:11Oh, I think I took you.
00:20:12I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:13I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:48I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:51Magic isn't real.
00:20:52How dare you?
00:20:53Science has actually mistaken for magic for like centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah.
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:20:59You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:19Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He needs to help me.
00:21:24Pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakis.
00:21:34Ketchupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:35Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of cards and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:42I'm working.
00:21:46I'm working.
00:21:46I'm the fuck shit I know.
00:21:50It's working.
00:21:51I'm doing magic.
00:21:53It's working.
00:22:06I'm doing magic.
00:22:08It's working.
00:22:09It's working.
00:22:14Principal Rainmaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table.
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the AC.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Rainmaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:37We, we just expanded our team to include Bolt.
00:22:41For his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52Or else.
00:22:57So that spell you did was fake?
00:22:59I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay, Bolt, you have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:12I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:15Oh no.
00:23:17Oh no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think, oh no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh my god, no!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Oh my god.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:42You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well that's kinda sweet.
00:23:49Um, well there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um, I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:56Ugh.
00:23:57All this sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:02I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:26You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:32Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:44I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:49What?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man.
00:24:57You science crap psycho.
00:25:01I think you need a few more.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:10And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy.
00:25:30What are you doing?
00:25:32Oh my god.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me.
00:25:36Because she thought I was you.
00:25:38Trying to steal you.
00:25:39From me.
00:25:41For.
00:25:41Her.
00:25:42For.
00:25:42You.
00:25:44What?
00:25:45You actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you.
00:25:50But please help me.
00:25:51I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me and drop this attitude, I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:04What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:10You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18Two.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:21Billy.
00:26:22Think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:24You don't.
00:26:25Oh my god, no!
00:26:26No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:31Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody and be back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how mean my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just...
00:26:52Maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54Come on in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:26:59Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:07Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:20Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Yeah?
00:27:25Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33What? Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just...
00:27:45I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:53Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:03Yep.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of gray is going on here?
00:28:36We were just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect.
00:28:43Thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:48No, we're not.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:02Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:11Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:15We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot during a study break.
00:29:21Good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:24I can't drive!
00:29:31What?!
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59You have the categories called Britney bitch
00:30:12This is a bad idea people drive cars every day get it. It's not that difficult
00:30:19Well get it no no no. I'm not dying today. Oh come on. I need you just in case he
00:30:25kills us
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before and the instructor he's still in therapy
00:30:30Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in
00:30:47I can't take this Billy Billy Billy get back here
00:30:54Both right I suck if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years
00:30:59Then you will do this for me. I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is. God you're not a nerd
00:31:07You're actually kind of cool
00:31:10I am
00:31:11I'll take your cream pies put the car and drive before I throw up
00:31:20So this is how I died today my dad's convertible was shit upholstery shut up not used to this car
00:31:25yet
00:31:44Yep, we're clear. It's all clear
00:31:47Okay, let's move out gently
00:31:51Okay
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this and she's dead
00:32:14Why did we stop the car was parking because we're in a parking lot?
00:32:18Okay, do you see that that right there that spot? Yeah, go parking
00:32:24Parallel parking no, that's my weak spot man
00:32:28Listen to him
00:32:32You've got this my faith in you
00:32:44Stop! Oh my god! Stop! Oh my god!
00:32:46Billy, stop! Stop! Stop!
00:32:51Okay
00:32:53I think that's enough driving lessons for today
00:32:56Dear diary, today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy
00:33:03That's all that matters
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No
00:33:09No
00:33:10You're okay at my boat
00:33:11I'll repay you for this
00:33:17No one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23I'm gonna run for prom queen
00:33:25Oh, and you're gonna win
00:33:28What? No, Billy, no
00:33:31You're on good, Denise
00:33:31No, no, Billy, you can't do this
00:33:33Billy
00:33:36Denise winning for prom queen
00:33:37I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive
00:33:46Someone who's actually trying to have fun
00:33:48Tragic
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's gonna happen?
00:33:51I lose
00:33:52Everybody hates me
00:33:53Sweetheart
00:33:54Besides me, everyone already does hate you
00:33:57Oh, thanks
00:33:58Oh
00:33:58All right, come on
00:33:59We gotta get to class
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Drink?
00:34:04History?
00:34:05No, it's my favorite one of the day
00:34:07Hey
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun, you're gonna love it
00:34:14I'll see you there
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:32Kitty
00:34:34Hey
00:34:35We should play a game called find each other's locker
00:34:38I found yours
00:34:39Here's mine
00:34:40We do not have time for this
00:34:42Twenty-five minutes
00:34:43Come on
00:34:43Get your act together
00:34:45Thanks
00:34:46Kenny
00:34:47Nailed it
00:34:48I cannot stop itching
00:34:50Look at this
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53It's plastic
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth
00:34:55Of the inguinal region
00:34:59Tinea curse
00:35:01Tinea who?
00:35:02Jock itch
00:35:03Okay
00:35:04We need antifungal cream
00:35:07Everywhere
00:35:08Like
00:35:09Now
00:35:10Okay
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain
00:35:15I know
00:35:18You're welcome Kenny
00:35:19Thanks man
00:35:23Ladies
00:35:24This is P.E. not home ec
00:35:26I want those clothes off
00:35:27Those speedos on
00:35:28And your grizzly butts in that pool
00:35:30In uh
00:35:31One minute
00:35:33Miller
00:35:35Swim trials are dead
00:35:37I want you
00:35:39To be the new team captain
00:35:40Yeah Miller
00:35:42Yeah
00:35:44Go Miller
00:35:46You got it coach
00:35:47All right guys
00:35:49Coming in bananas on uh
00:35:50Three yeah
00:35:51Yeah
00:35:51Yeah
00:35:51All right
00:35:52One two three
00:35:53BANANAS
00:35:54Go
00:35:55Go
00:35:56Go
00:35:56Yes
00:35:56Here we go
00:35:57Here we go
00:35:58Here we go
00:36:18Okay my little mermaids
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look
00:36:23Time to get in the pool
00:36:24On your mark
00:36:29Get set
00:36:38You don't practice now
00:36:40You're gonna drown at the trials
00:36:42Okay
00:36:42Well please don't make me do this
00:36:44I can't
00:36:45I can't swim
00:36:46All right we can think of something else
00:36:48Really
00:36:49Nope
00:36:58Oh you're the worst
00:36:59I hate you
00:37:00Listen I'm gonna hypnotize you okay
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water
00:37:04On two
00:37:04On two
00:37:06Into
00:37:06Out two
00:37:08Into
00:37:09Out two
00:37:10Out two
00:37:11There you go
00:37:12All right now you're gonna swim
00:37:14There you go
00:37:17I'm good
00:37:18Now
00:37:18We're gonna get to the end of the pool
00:37:21It's gonna be stroke
00:37:21Glide
00:37:22And breathe
00:37:23Down there
00:37:24Yes
00:37:25Okay
00:37:26You got it
00:37:26You're gonna stroke
00:37:27Glide
00:37:28And breathe
00:37:29Okay
00:37:30Glide
00:37:30Kick
00:37:30All right give it a run
00:37:35I'm good
00:37:37I'm good
00:37:37Kick
00:37:38Kumbayaba
00:37:39Two
00:37:42I'm swimming
00:37:42Let's go Billy
00:37:45I'm swimming
00:37:46You got it
00:37:47Keep it up
00:37:48Into
00:37:49Out two
00:37:51There you go
00:37:51Good job
00:38:00Oh my god it's swimming
00:38:02I grew up so fast
00:38:11Hey highs or high bananas
00:38:14Denise for prom queen
00:38:17Denise for prom
00:38:29I would never vote for you
00:38:32Oh you will
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:40That never happened
00:38:41And how you
00:38:42Welcome weasel
00:38:43It was only once
00:38:44It was only once
00:38:45How do you know about that
00:38:47Well vote for me
00:38:49And no one else will
00:38:51I hate your hands
00:38:52Let me do this
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics
00:38:59For RJ and his little uh make out sex with the mascot head
00:39:04Oh really all
00:39:05Yeah
00:39:06Yeah
00:39:06Great
00:39:06I'll vote
00:39:07I'll vote
00:39:08Thank you
00:39:09Thank you
00:39:09One at a time guys
00:39:11Oh you're all disgusting
00:39:12I love you
00:39:12Make one
00:39:12Make one
00:39:13Make one
00:39:15Oh my god
00:39:23Oh my god
00:39:24Billy's driving
00:39:24What
00:39:25Billy's driving
00:39:26Billy
00:39:27Somebody grab a lifesaver
00:39:28I got a coach
00:39:34Billy
00:39:38Billy Billy's driving
00:39:42Oh my god he's drowning
00:39:44He's drowning
00:39:45He's having fun
00:39:46Billy
00:39:47Billy
00:39:47Billy
00:39:47Oh my god
00:39:55What some of you lying
00:40:05Oh god
00:40:07Oh my god
00:40:16Oh my God.
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:24You're shaking?
00:40:25Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here,
00:40:35get up. You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40I want to know,
00:40:42why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool
00:40:45with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Folks, I do not have time for astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:55But it's true, the gravitational pool is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune,
00:41:08which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like Ray, like Raymaker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29Oh my gosh.
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:32I love that.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this month.
00:41:48It's, it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two, we got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks, I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:18And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a, like a socially acceptable, like, like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, no, I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm, I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home and like watch football or something.
00:43:07No, no, no, I'm not, I don't know.
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15What?
00:43:16Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um, and she's great, by the way.
00:43:27I'm gonna, I'm just gonna meet up with you and I'm gonna see you soon, okay?
00:43:32We're just gonna full step.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy, she's never asked a guy to pass assault, other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Okay, um, Vic, Vixen, I have, I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The other one popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Vic Billy come out to play?
00:44:26Oh, no, no.
00:44:27Here!
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:36Denise!
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've got mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her, just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Billy, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:11That's okay.
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you, no!
00:45:19Oh my god, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where did you go?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god.
00:45:32I hate you, Billy.
00:45:34He is for making me love you!
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today.
00:45:56Due to you!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her.
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every-
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time,
00:46:05and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Ha!
00:46:12Eyes are high, look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15My balls?
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies,
00:46:19I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:25Fine!
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh, hey, man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back, or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed little over-sexed cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:19Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:25Oh!
00:47:26Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah, and who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please.
00:47:38Uh, no.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh, oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47That's what we're doing.
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Wait, where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08I love cheesecake.
00:48:08This is my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny.
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17No.
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No, glucose kills your short term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a...
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:24Oh, okay.
00:48:27It is on.
00:48:28Ah, ah!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:35Oh!
00:48:36Dion!
00:48:37Fuuuuuui!
00:48:39Fuuuui!
00:48:41Living in a Fine World
00:48:45Looking for the love, love, girl
00:48:48Tell me, how you wanna be the one?
00:48:51Are you gonna be the one?
00:48:53How you gonna be the one?
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Nixon's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:30What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuff your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom, queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:55The skank of the school.
00:49:56Give me an X!
00:49:57The skank of the school.
00:49:58The skank of the school.
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:01My face?
00:50:02You come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:19Hey!
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29I was not going to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn violins!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:54No, this is, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you, is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch the mirror.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:22But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah.
00:52:40Maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I do five bucks.
00:53:10She hits three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:24Saddle up!
00:53:27Saddle up!
00:53:41Saddle up!
00:53:55Thanks.
00:54:03Gurley, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:06Great!
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time but uh-uh no you fake please coach just give me
00:54:17another chance i know i have it in one more try put it in
00:54:51final test parallel park it you ace this you win otherwise i'm in parallel park of you
00:55:19coach you passed i passed you passed
00:56:04something stinks i had fish sticks for lunch no it's that denise
00:56:10she's done something to billy to change him i mean denise is kind of cute ever since she
00:56:15started wearing eyeliner ronda but you hate her so i hate her
00:56:21i still can't believe she's running for prom queen i can and we're both voting for her
00:56:26we are i mean we are but why
00:56:34oh but we couldn't oh but we could we just have to get our hands on that slime
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:40oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42oh
00:56:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:02Welcome?
00:57:07Shh! Bill, it's just us!
00:57:12you're trying to give me a heart attack
00:57:13no I'm trying to get us not caught
00:57:15okay we're not supposed to be doing this in here
00:57:17alright guys listen it's almost 313
00:57:19if we want this spell to work
00:57:20we gotta do it right now so come on let's go
00:57:24let's go
00:57:27come on get comfortable
00:57:29come on sit down
00:57:31is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33sweetheart a year ago
00:57:35I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang
00:57:37and Beyonce tickets trust
00:57:40okay bring your hands together
00:57:41let's go on
00:57:43I'll take you for a mystical roller coaster ride
00:57:46ultimate switch
00:58:00did it work?
00:58:02no I still have a penis
00:58:04and I still don't
00:58:05shit
00:58:05the universe is so fucking rude
00:58:08okay well it's official
00:58:10we're never switching back
00:58:11never say never
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you
00:58:15or us
00:58:18we'll make this work
00:58:20so cute
00:58:26what in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32step away from the witchcraft circle
00:58:34and explain yourselves
00:58:35now
00:58:36first of all
00:58:37it's not a witchcraft circle
00:58:38it's an artisanal manifestation zone
00:58:41I don't care what it is
00:58:42your little extracurricular seance
00:58:44is over
00:58:44principal rainmaker
00:58:46we were just
00:58:46we were just
00:58:47wasting precious time
00:58:48do you know what time it is
00:58:50Mr. Miller?
00:58:52it's now
00:58:52or another time
00:58:53you've got twin trails
00:58:55starting in 10 minutes
00:58:56and Ms. Weiner
00:58:57your science exam is about to begin
00:58:59we need to go
00:59:00right now
00:59:01right but what if we
00:59:02what no what if
00:59:03look just do your best
00:59:05and
00:59:05to me
00:59:07you've already won
00:59:09you mean it?
00:59:11no more
00:59:11Dillia Dallia
00:59:12move
00:59:17you didn't pay me enough for this
00:59:22okay
00:59:24so the rumor is
00:59:25is that now
00:59:25it's a full experiment
00:59:26so just
00:59:27trust your instincts
00:59:28and
00:59:30periodic table's got you
00:59:33racing's like solving an equation
00:59:34one step at a time
00:59:35and focus
00:59:37okay focused
00:59:38one step at a time
00:59:39just
00:59:44I'm a bit scared
00:59:45me too
00:59:46but you've got this
00:59:50you've got this too
00:59:51Rito!
00:59:52Rito!
00:59:52we love you
00:59:53in your seat-ups!
00:59:54what Aquaman?
00:59:55time to make a splash
00:59:56yeah
00:59:57Ms. Weiner
00:59:58your GPA is hanging by a 3
01:00:00and it's spraying fast
01:00:09let's swim boys
01:00:10let's go
01:00:11let's go
01:00:21on your mark
01:00:23and your time begins
01:00:24get set
01:00:26then
01:00:50you can forget
01:00:51M.I.T.
01:00:53try
01:00:53beauty school
01:00:58holy smokes
01:00:59all that training down the drain
01:01:02the titanic is better in the water than you are today
01:01:06coach
01:01:07what's my time?
01:01:08the fastest
01:01:09I can't lose
01:01:13not like this
01:01:21coach coach
01:01:23let me try again
01:01:24one more time
01:01:26focus this weiner
01:01:27one mistake
01:01:28and it's all over with
01:01:33one more
01:01:35Nancy
01:01:35one more
01:01:37one
01:01:37one
01:01:38one
01:01:38get up
01:01:39yeah
01:01:40get up
01:01:41get up
01:01:44okay
01:01:45okay
01:01:48on your mark
01:01:54get set
01:01:58online
01:02:12you
01:02:13know
01:02:20you
01:02:23you
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had a baby.
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44Nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Highs or Highs' new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your ding go?
01:03:25It's from team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:32Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Billy!
01:03:44I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:49Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You.
01:03:54You want to be friends with me.
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember that.
01:04:03Okay, I have to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:46I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:47Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help, beg me to take him back.
01:05:53And I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this lie?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:05:58I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:20I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:28I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:31I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:32I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:35Wow, you, um, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43I, can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Um, together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:53Yeah!
01:06:54Hey!
01:06:56Quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Mixing for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce highs or highs, prom king and queen are...
01:07:31Kenny!
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my God, Kenny, this is crazy.
01:08:55Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's going to probably be alone her entire life, her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You don't like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:50Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:10:00Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04I don't know if we're real this time.
01:11:06Please.
01:11:18Oh, my God.
01:11:46Wait, Nise is dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:55Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:09You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:22Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones, because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was, I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:35You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:51No, please.
01:12:51I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:54And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:01School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop.
01:13:12You can't do this to me.
01:13:14Stop.
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:16Stop cheering for her.
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me.
01:13:19Stop it.
01:13:20You can't do it.
01:13:22You can't do it.
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:38No, not me.
01:13:40I'll fix it.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me.
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl that hides your eye.
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:50She's really icky.
01:13:51Fuck you, Bolt.
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:57And fuck you, Kenny.
01:13:57Get out of my way.
01:13:59Fuck you.
01:13:59Move, now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers that hides your eye can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Excuse me, Miss Dior.
01:14:05The only person who's going to fuck herself is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:11Now get off my stage and get out of my school.
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:20Big man, wait!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess Mexico's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done.
01:15:05Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:08It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:15For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller!
01:15:23Miss Wiener!
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you went trouble.
01:15:34No one would ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller!
01:15:46I want to make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe, uh, lose the dress.
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:03So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:12Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:16What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:20No.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:25I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28There are always sunfalls, along the way just let go.
01:16:33Life is an old place for you, almost.
01:16:36We belong together, I know, just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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