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00:04It's Dave. In love with Dave. I can't believe it's happened for him.
00:10Have you got my phone?
00:12I don't have your phone.
00:16What are you? Dave though?
00:20Three weeks.
00:21Yeah, they've been together three weeks.
00:22And she's in love with him.
00:24Do you think I'll need a coat?
00:26It's kind of a chill.
00:30I don't want to be hot.
00:32This is so dull.
00:36Have we become boring?
00:37You've become boring.
00:42Dave's setting it down.
00:43Yeah, it's great for him.
00:46She's 42.
00:50Two girlfriends 42, she'll be wanting a baby.
00:53You've told me she's 42 like five times.
00:56When?
00:57Okay, one.
00:58When you're walking around doing your teeth with your willy out.
01:01Just stay at the sink.
01:05Two.
01:11Hey.
01:12Sorry, can I?
01:13Oh, sorry.
01:14No, sorry.
01:15No, go ahead.
01:16Would you mind filling up a bottle?
01:17Sure.
01:17Sure.
01:19Sure.
01:20Yeah.
01:29So.
01:32Oh, thank you.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35No worries.
01:35Fun, fun, fun.
01:37Yeah.
01:39Fun, fun, fun.
01:46Oh my god.
01:49That's so bad.
01:51Oh, now that's cute.
01:54It's £3.50.
01:57It's £3.50?
01:59It's £3.50.
02:06Just stop knocking at me.
02:08Oh, I don't want to look at you.
02:11I'm fine.
02:13I'll be fine today.
02:19Oh, that's lovely.
02:21No.
02:23Why do you never send me cards like that?
02:26Because I'm not a mess of prey.
02:28So.
02:44My dreams are up in arms
02:46Because they say they can't compete with you
02:50When you stop the day with a little syllable
02:57Left unfinished
03:02When you move to kiss me
03:10Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:14Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:23I grab the keyboard and a microphone
03:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:36And I, I just can't believe
03:40I found someone the same as me
03:43Is that me?
03:45Oh
04:15Hey
04:16No, I'm so sorry
04:18What are you sorry for?
04:21I'm so...
04:22So fucking stupid
04:25Of course it's stupid
04:26I was weak to the very end
04:28I'm crying
04:29You should have come up now
04:33You should have come up now
04:36Oh, man
04:40They moved us
04:42I found the email, it did say 40
04:44So I didn't have a look to stand on
04:46By the way, do you want to cuddle with your cousin
04:48Or second cousin or whatever?
04:50We've got a bit of a tummy bug
04:51Oh, we don't want to catch a tummy bug, do we?
04:55No, no, that's the last thing we need
04:58Or sleep this night
04:59Here we go
05:05Go on, sit down
05:10So
05:11Your Dave's got a new woman
05:13Oh, yeah, apparently she's in love with him
05:16Sounds like Dave's gonna settle down
05:18No
05:18It's amazing
05:22Lovely house
05:24Thank you
05:30Sorry
05:31Sorry
05:31No, sorry Dave
05:32I'm just looking for this bloody...
05:41At last
05:44Well, thank you
05:47Pleasure
06:04Yeah
06:04Get yourself at home?
06:06Thank you, yeah
06:24Lovely colour
06:25Yeah
06:26Lovely colour
06:28Lovely colour
06:40Yeah
06:47Coffee machine
06:48Coffee machine?
06:49Yeah
06:49Yeah
06:52Your P.T. No Snowball
06:54Shhh
06:54Don't speak
06:55Sorry
06:59See you in my friends tomorrow
07:01I've told them all about you
07:08You should probably meet them, actually
07:12It's been three weeks
07:14Hmm
07:18They're all like married or engaged, so it gets a bit couple-y
07:21Oh, God
07:22Yeah
07:26No, it'd be great to get you out with them, and you can meet them, meet my son Daniel, he's
07:36amazing
07:38Hmm
08:03Any more lumps?
08:05Clots?
08:06No
08:09Yep
08:11Yep
08:14Yep
08:15Yep
08:15Oh, God
09:00You hungry?
09:02Oh, I'm good
09:05Shhh
09:06Drink, I'll get a coffee
09:09I just need to get to work
09:11Thanks, sweet
09:13Put some jelly beans in the bag
09:17Jelly beans?
09:19Yeah
09:20I'm good for jelly beans
09:30Why don't you want one of my jelly beans?
09:35Why do you even have jelly beans?
09:37Why do you even have jelly beans?
09:38I just fancy some
09:40How often do you buy jelly beans?
09:44About once a week
09:48You buy jelly beans once a week?
09:52It's not like a strict thing
09:53Oh, it's not?
09:54When jelly beans isn't a strict thing for you?
09:56No
09:57It's good to know
09:58I just...
09:59But once a week I think, oh
10:02Yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans
10:05How did I not know this about you?
10:07As long as you don't know about me
10:08Yeah
10:09Yeah
10:10You're full of hidden depths
10:18Shall we get going?
10:22Yeah
10:27What have you got on at work today?
10:32I need to format the annual report
10:42At least something interesting
10:56I feel like we should start trying again
11:01What have you need?
11:04If you do insist on having sex with me
11:07home and over again
11:07until you get pregnant
11:08You'll be okay with that?
11:10Let me just
11:12You put your fingers on your chin
11:15You've actually put your fingers on your chin?
11:18I'll cope
11:19Aw, thanks
11:19I'll find an inner strength
11:26We're good now
11:29You got through seeing Erin's baby
11:31You got through the check-up
11:33You can get from my dad waving a baby in your face
11:36You get really good
11:41Now we just need to keep positive
11:45Keep moving forwards
11:54Can we get going?
11:55Yeah
11:58Yeah
11:58Can we actually though rather than just...
12:00Yeah
12:00Yeah, yeah
12:01Happy night
12:01Happy night
12:24Happy night
12:25I've asked Malik to get it fixed
12:27Oh dear
12:27Yeah, but...
12:29One second
12:32Hello
12:34Yes
12:36That's perfect
12:38Mm-hmm
12:39Yeah, can I call you back?
12:41Great
12:42Bye
12:43Sorry about that
12:44Machines, eh?
12:45Right
12:46Has Malik fixed it yet?
12:47No
12:49So mad
12:51There's beavers and cubs on a Monday
12:53Swimming on a Tuesday
12:54Wednesday we can't do anything
12:56because Jonathan has to have the cart
12:57Are you alright to do their toast?
12:59Yep
13:00There's more bread in the cupboard
13:01Sam, Frankie, Church
13:04Shall we cut the crisps off?
13:07No, they're good, thanks
13:09You're so lovely
13:11My God, I'm sorry
13:12but that'd be so funny, Amanda
13:14I cannot wait till you have kids
13:16She won't be cutting the crisps off
13:18No, she won't be cutting the crisps off
13:43She'll get us in here
13:47Thank you
13:47Thanks
13:48Hi
13:49She says
13:50She said
13:51No
13:52No
13:54Are we in the room?
13:56No
13:57Okay
13:57Mom
14:00Okay
14:22CHIRP
14:23Shoes! Shoes! If I tell you to take your shoes off, you take your shoes off!
14:28Take your shoes off and you'll give you biscuits.
14:30Mum, please, that's not helpful.
14:34They're all kicking off in there.
14:36Yep.
14:37I don't know how your sister does it.
14:39Running round, cooking.
14:43They think your job's stressful.
14:45Children, a whole different level.
14:49You know she started them in karate.
14:51Yeah.
15:02Can I do a wee?
15:07I will.
15:08I just need to do a wee.
15:10My mates are like, come on, let's meet her.
15:17I just find it hilarious.
15:25I'm like, she's busy with work.
15:27I'm sure she'll come out at some point.
15:34You're going to be hot?
15:35Nope.
15:53I'm orbiting!
15:55It's open to me.
15:59I'm orbiting!
16:05You say it louder!
16:07I'm orbiting!
16:09What?
16:11Can you...
16:11Can you lose doubt it, please?
16:15I'm...
16:16orbiting!
16:21Do you want me to wash it?
16:23Do you hate to wash it?
16:25Do you hate to wash it?
16:25Probably, please.
16:26Yeah, that's so disgusting.
16:29Welcome.
16:30Flop it, I've received.
16:32Please.
16:33It's not big enough to flop.
16:43It's cold.
16:45Yeah.
16:46It's precious.
16:47It's cold.
16:47It's cold.
16:47It's cold.
16:48It's cold.
16:50It's cold.
16:51It's cold.
16:52It's cold.
17:00It's cold.
17:01Oh, it was a master class.
17:05It was like a bull.
17:07In and out.
17:08God, I'm lucky.
17:12Do you want a moist chicken, or do you want an orgasm?
17:16You can't have both.
17:18I'll take a broccoli.
17:40Just leave it.
17:50Shut up.
17:53This is so sexy.
17:55I'm not doing it with a fly in the room.
17:58He's not going to watch it, huh?
17:59He's got like a thousand eyes.
18:29D3?
18:32Yeah?
18:35This one's got D3 in it and this one hasn't.
18:38This one's got iron in it and this one...
18:44Maybe it does?
18:47What about folates?
18:52What the fuck are folates?
19:11Okay.
19:17I'm going to add.
19:18I'm going to be playing.
19:26It's like I'm going to draw.
19:27I don't know.
19:29I'm going to add this.
19:30It's funny.
19:31I'm going to press the jazz back.
19:32I'm going to blend the jazz back and close it.
19:32I'm going to lift it up.
19:37I'm going to destroy it.
19:37I'm not going to spend it here with a few minutes.
19:54Oh, oh, here he is!
20:01Where's your new lady?
20:02She says that she's very sorry.
20:05She's desperate to meet you all.
20:06Sadly, she doesn't exist.
20:08Sadly, she's very busy with work.
20:11We can't wait to meet her, mate.
20:13No, honestly, she's chomping at the bit.
20:14She doesn't stop going on about you guys.
20:16This is nice.
20:17Get off.
20:19How are you two, anyway?
20:21So, you two been good?
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah, really good.
20:48Thanks for that.
20:49No, happy to.
20:50Do you want to say a quick close one?
20:53Yeah.
20:57Say hi to your dad.
20:59Hi.
21:00You alright, big guy?
21:13What are you watching?
21:15This.
21:17Right.
21:19Did you mention this award?
21:20Dad.
21:22It was in their school newsletter.
21:25Oh, please.
21:26Just say well done to him.
21:28You read the school newsletter.
21:29It's so cool.
21:31No, I'm not going to bend over and...
21:33Just fucking do it.
21:39Well done on the award, mate.
21:42That's so cool.
21:47I said well done.
21:48Say goodbye to your dad.
21:49I said well done.
21:52Say goodbye to your dad.
21:57Say goodbye to your dad.
21:59Say goodbye to your dad.
22:00I'm actually his father.
22:02Yeah, okay.
22:02And you don't even tell me about head teachers award.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:06Wow, what a great mother.
22:07No, I'm not doing this.
22:08You're letting your son down.
22:10You're letting the school down.
22:14Do you even care about his feelings?
22:22How's your little boy?
22:24He won a head teachers award.
22:26Oh, that's so nice.
22:28Yeah, I took him this amazing Lego set.
22:32They're not cheap.
22:33It's only money.
22:37What?
22:40Just...
22:40Oh, right.
22:41Yeah.
22:50They're inviting us out.
22:52Thank you, Amanda.
22:53They want to sky out for dinner.
22:57Lisa.
22:58We're finally going to get to meet Amanda.
23:00Fuck off.
23:03Are you sure?
23:05Don't want me standing and going about Amanda.
23:07Pull away.
23:08No.
23:09Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:19Oh, Jesus.
23:20Let's go.
23:30Let's go.
23:37Let's go.
23:38Hey, guys.
23:41Let's go.
23:41Let's go.
23:52At the turn, please record your message.
23:54We need to finish, do you mate?
24:22One minute, sorry. Come in if you want.
24:25Baths ready. Baths ready.
24:32Hey Alfie.
24:34There's a woman in the hallway.
24:36Alfie, turn the TV off. Baths ready.
24:39I can't hear you. The telly's off.
24:41Baths ready.
24:43Alyssa, announce baths ready.
24:45Alfie, TV off now.
24:48Alyssa!
24:49Apparently, she's madly in love with Dave.
24:53Stephen's best man.
24:54How can anyone be in love with Dave?
24:56She's booked this posh restaurant in the middle of like...
24:59But she's paying, right?
25:00We don't know.
25:01What?
25:02You don't know?
25:04How do we ask?
25:07What are you having?
25:09Um...
25:10Just a lemonade, please.
25:11No ice.
25:12But don't let me stop you having a beer.
25:15Um...
25:16Two lemonades, please.
25:17One, no ice.
25:17Sorry.
25:21Lemonade?
25:25How long?
25:26Eleven weeks.
25:28Oh my...
25:29What can I get you?
25:31Oh, we're being served.
25:34Oh my god.
25:36They're gonna be nice.
25:37I'm your school.
25:39Yes!
25:42For a starter.
25:45Fifteen quid for a starter.
25:46Yeah.
25:47I love it.
25:49She's literally got money coming out of her arse.
25:53Right.
25:53Cheapest mains.
25:54Oh my god, don't.
25:56Twenty...
25:56Ah, thirty.
25:58Seven.
25:59Pound.
25:59Fuck off.
26:02You're a bit of veg.
26:03Ah, look at the stakes.
26:04We're here for a 12 week scan.
26:0710.30 at Lisa.
26:09Think of both?
26:10No.
26:11March 4th, 1919.
26:13First line of your address?
26:14Flat 96, lost in court.
26:17Did you want to purchase any photos?
26:20Photos?
26:21Yeah, I should get a light room.
26:23Yeah.
26:23There are five pounds each.
26:26I will.
26:27Get two.
26:29That's what he's planning.
26:38How's it going?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Getting heavy.
26:42How far are you?
26:4412 weeks.
26:4512 weeks.
26:4612 weeks, three days.
26:47It's important.
26:47Three days.
26:49It is.
26:50I see you've got your scan.
26:51Pay for the photos.
26:53Five pounds each.
26:55The stenographers, they just give them out for free.
26:57No way.
26:58Don't think about it.
27:00Yeah, yeah, let's not think about it.
27:02Oh my god, that's so annoying.
27:04Peter?
27:05Peter?
27:05Oh, yes.
27:09Yeah.
27:12Nice to meet you.
27:14Just relax and enjoy.
27:16I'll try.
27:19Nope, I'm still feeling very sick.
27:21Oh dear.
27:22I'll try not to puke on you.
27:25Oh yeah.
27:27What do you think of this bunk, don't we?
27:28It's like those biscuits I've been eating.
27:30Can we get you on the bed?
27:32Yep.
27:35Where shall I have?
27:37Just sit down.
27:39You can sit there.
27:42Great.
27:43Thanks.
27:45Happy now?
27:46Very comfortable.
27:49So have you tried ginger biscuits?
27:52Yes.
27:52They'll go sadly.
27:54Rich tea seems to work a little less.
27:55Yeah, I tried them on the digestive.
27:57Don't mind.
27:58Even the mention of it.
27:59It's the texture.
28:00I used to love them.
28:03Would you mind if I'll hit your top?
28:05Yeah.
28:06Sorry.
28:07That would help.
28:10And just put your trousers below you.
28:15And the back as well.
28:19Excellent.
28:25This is going to be a little bit cold.
28:29Yeah.
28:33We bought two of those photos.
28:36Oh, don't worry.
28:36I'll give you as many of those as you like.
28:38Oh, amazing.
28:42Our parents will be wanting some.
28:44Oh yeah.
28:45My dad having glasses all over the house.
28:47Yeah, he's great like that.
28:49Well, I'll just grab them as we go.
28:51Thanks.
28:53Do you want to watch home scanning?
28:57Yeah?
28:57Yeah, yeah.
28:58See what's going on.
29:03Okay.
29:04So I'll have a little look.
29:05And I'll let you know what I find.
29:07Can take a little while, so...
29:09We're quite nervous.
29:11Don't worry.
29:12Everybody is.
29:13We had an early loss.
29:17Just relax.
29:18Yeah.
29:20Sorry.
29:21It can take a while, as I say.
29:23But I will let you know just as soon as I can.
29:37I need to find a better angle.
29:39Oh, sorry.
29:40No, no.
29:40You stay where you are.
29:43He's hiding.
29:44It can be very cheeky, some of them.
29:46I wonder where he gets that from.
29:47Oh yeah.
30:15How long since your last period?
30:1712 weeks, 3 days.
30:19Some pulling, 3 days.
30:38Is that the baby?
30:40Four minutes, please.
30:55Your last period was 12 weeks, 3 days.
30:59I'm measuring 8 weeks, 5 days.
31:02And I, um...
31:07I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:36There's a gown behind the screen.
31:38I'll need to scan you vaginally.
32:23I'll need to scan you vaginally.
32:54Can you take this from the way to?
33:01Can I just...
33:10I'll need to scan you.
33:12I'll see you next time.
33:17and
33:18the
33:19the
33:21the
33:21the
33:46Okay.
34:36Do you want any lunch?
34:39Oh God.
35:07Do you want any lunch?
35:11Do you want any lunch?
35:54Oh, oh, late again.
35:56I know, right?
36:21Morning!
36:22Morning.
36:29Morning.
36:29Can you pause it?
36:40Morning.
37:12I'm not even joking.
37:14Okay.
37:15I'm more than happy for Sep or Clara or Cindy to stay here till 9 on a Wednesday.
37:18I don't see love to see Sep.
37:21That would make me.
37:24That would make me very happy.
37:27The meetings we have about the email strategy.
37:29Yes.
37:30Is the newsletter not going to find out?
37:34Because I'm happy for someone else to take you on.
38:00No, I want to go.
38:03Okay.
38:04I need to go.
38:05I need to go.
38:06This isn't gonna...
38:08It's gonna become who I am.
38:11I'm not gonna let her fucking...
38:13Let her change me.
38:18Oh God, Stephen.
38:23It hurts.
38:25So much.
38:48You've been silent on the old...
38:50What you doing it?
38:54uh oh lisa's here helmet's on you've been silent i know what's up oh man a couple weeks yeah well
39:02it's about to get madder this is amanda at last at last no it's been yeah crazy time
39:12it's uh lisa and stephen yeah i got that thanks
39:15keeping me on my toes
39:42so we should share some starters absolutely so we just get maybe six between the four of us i don't
39:48know how hungry people are i'm hungry always hungry he was fat at school big bones sorry
39:55oh very big bones huge bones enormous bones
40:04napkin what putting it on your lap i'm just putting a napkin on my lap
40:11yeah no you put it on your lap mate yeah well where do you put yours
40:14don't put it on my lap do you like courgette lisa
40:18she does yeah she was asking lisa
40:22she's got very strong opinions on courgette courgettes napkins
40:25yeah yeah courgettes napkins
40:31he's getting a bit ahead of himself i'll sort him out later
40:38do you prefer aubergine i think you should have at least one vegetable
40:45lisa's like forget the vegetables give us the meat
40:47yeah yeah no it all looks amazing even the cutlery yeah the cutlery's like yeah unbelievable
40:56cutlery i'll just say because obviously it's fascinating discussing the cutlery
41:00yeah you just don't appreciate good cutlery it's so great to meet you at last no
41:05at last second time you said it yes no it's yeah it's been a while lisa's like how long
41:16are you gonna take to introduce her well we're here now so that's our drink to celebrate lisa's
41:24like cut the chat get me a drink lisa's always the first one to the bar
41:28if he doesn't get there first there she is so what are we thinking some red some white
41:35do you prefer sweeter drier great yeah
41:42new world old world
41:45amanda knows basically everything about white no i did of course
41:49we just normally get over this cheap cool don't sound like you
41:52any bubbles to start i'll just have whatever you're having
41:56cheap day that's literally the only reason i married her
42:00blanche de noir blanche de blanc i'll be okay with wine
42:03yeah me too i've been drinking too much champagne
42:08a lot of champagne
42:09yeah that's one problem i'd very much like to have
42:11yeah not a problem i think me and lisa would have
42:14yeah yeah that's true true yeah we'd be round her back with a bottle and a couple of straws
42:17but you can't go wrong with a bordeaux so
42:20yes absolutely
42:22what do you mean yes absolutely
42:24do you think i love a bordeaux
42:30okay everybody knows i love a bordeaux i'm like i'm bordeaux this bordeaux that bordeaux dave
42:35do you know where the yeah it's it's on the other side of the bar
42:39do you need a hand or anything what would you need a hand with
42:43what would you need a hand with
42:45never know
42:47you married people are hilarious
42:51i love a bordeaux
42:53yep okay sorry i mean jesus
43:07such an interesting texture
43:10they actually make it on the premises
43:12do they use ancient grains
43:14oh
43:14oh
43:15the way it just comes apart in your hands
43:17that'll be the ancient grains
43:34excellent
44:03that's literally not
44:05i knew you'd be like this
44:07have we ordered
44:08i know we're waiting for you
44:12great
44:13starving
44:25i can put on my work card
44:27i'm fine
44:28honestly
44:29they'll never know
44:34he's already started the meter
44:38it was nice though
44:39yeah
44:41nice about all the champagne and a rack of lamb
44:43if i could split the milk
44:45yeah
44:50do i need it
44:53garlic
44:54yeah yeah we're playing for garlic
44:58i don't really get that dave's love of her life
45:03he's way more into her
45:04she's into him
45:06i think that happens
45:08you like me way more than i like you
45:11that's true
45:20it's good that we know now that like
45:22despite everything
45:24we can still do these things
45:26still gotta have a good night
45:28we're all behind us
45:31stay positive
45:41i'm always suspicious
45:45i'm always suspicious when someone needs to make jokes
45:47yeah he's a bit not simple
45:50all the banter the laughter
45:51he's having something so dark
45:54i feel sorry for lisa
45:55he wanted to follow her to the toilet
45:57yes
45:59and the bordeaux
46:00i love a bordeaux
46:02you're bordeaux dead
46:03right
46:04they don't call you that for nothing
46:05i've been to france
46:16you don't have to laugh when he laughs at you
46:21i do
46:41all good
46:42yeah you
46:46yeah really good
46:48really good actually
46:52can i get you anything
46:54i'm good
47:00every day outside
47:03a bit of sunshine
47:17i'm good
47:28i'm good
47:41never get any smaller
47:50i was thinking
47:52we'd go to the cinema this evening
47:55we could see what films are on
47:58have something sweet
48:02and then
48:04we could go bowling
48:05this weekend
48:09or crazy golf
48:12feed the ducks
48:15i bought some
48:16celeros
48:20or we could
48:21go for a
48:22walk
48:23in the park
48:24take a frisbee
48:27because you're so good
48:28with a frisbee
48:47all right there
48:50yep
48:52toast pops up
48:53oh great thank you
48:55thank you
48:58we're gonna have a night
48:59i don't know yet
49:07exciting
49:09yeah
49:17let's do it
49:18take the day of work
49:21i'll say mill again
49:26seriously i need
49:27a new pair of trainers
49:28you don't need
49:29any new trainers
49:39we could
49:40spend a day
49:41at westfield
49:43have some lunch
49:45yeah
49:49there's those uh
49:51there's those people there
49:52who give you a massage
49:53oh
49:57strange sounds
49:58all over
49:58yeah
50:05a little bit of shopping
50:09yeah
50:10nice
50:13how long
50:14we've been
50:14making this get there
50:15fryer
50:23okay
50:25yeah
50:27yeah
50:27yeah
50:36I don't know.
51:25We can do this.
51:40This isn't going to change us.
51:48There'll be a time in our lives when we don't cry about an air flare.
51:54It better be.
52:15You're all right?
52:18Yeah.
52:21You?
52:23Yeah.
52:26Really good.
52:28Yeah.
52:34We can do this.
52:35Yeah.
52:40I can do this too.
52:42Yeah.
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