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00:07From Studio 6P and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11is the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Cameron Diaz, Dan Levy,
00:22musical guests, and featuring the legendary Roots Crew.
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:05Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
01:07Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11This is it. You made it. Thank you for being here.
01:16You guys, what was an absolutely beautiful
01:1880-degree day here in New York City.
01:21Come on.
01:24It was so warm, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker
01:27sharing a pinkity-drinkity with Zoran Mamdani.
01:32It was so warm today in Central Park,
01:34I saw a squirrel rubbing SPS 50 on his nuts.
01:37And I... No way!
01:39Let's get to some news here.
01:41Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just signed a bill
01:44to rename Palm Beach International Airport
01:46as President Donald J. Trump International Airport.
01:53Finally fulfilling Trump's lifelong dream
01:55of having an entire Chili's 2 inside him.
02:01You'll know it's officially Trump Airport
02:03when they open up a Hudson fake news.
02:08You'll know it's Trump Airport when they replace
02:10the TSA scanners with MRI machines.
02:12You know what I'm saying?
02:13Meanwhile, Trump just shared renderings of what his future
02:17presidential library in Miami could look like.
02:19Did you see this? This is real.
02:20Take off this. There's a photo. Wow.
02:22Ooh.
02:23Yeah, well, it's better than the original rendering
02:25where Trump had two Las Vegas spheres attached.
02:27And I think that's...
02:29That was too much. That was... I didn't...
02:34Switching gears, do you guys see this?
02:35A group of thieves just stole several paintings
02:38from a museum in Italy.
02:40Yeah, in just three minutes, they managed to steal works
02:42from artists like Renoir and Matisse.
02:44Joining us now via satellite to talk about what happened
02:47is the museum's head of security, Jacques Fournier.
02:50Thank you for being here, Jacques.
02:52Merci.
02:55Merci, Jimmy.
02:56It has been, how you say, a challenging time here in Italia.
03:02Right, right. The museum is in Italy.
03:04But if I'm not mistaken, you sound French.
03:07Oui. I am originally from Le France.
03:11I moved here after I was fired from my old job.
03:14Oh. What was that?
03:16Head of security at the Louvre.
03:20I see. Well, to be honest, I'm surprised they hired you,
03:23considering they also had a giant heist.
03:25I guess I interview well.
03:28But I do not know how this happened again.
03:31We have the best guards, the best chemicals,
03:33and the best, how you say,
03:35thermal imaging security infrastructure.
03:39Absolutely nothing can get past us.
03:41No, no, no, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques.
03:43A man in a ski mask just stole a painting.
03:45I know, I know. It's still fresh in my mind.
03:49My family is ashamed.
03:51My father says I am, how you say,
03:54a disappointment to my entire lineage.
03:57And I am beginning to believe he is right.
04:00Jacques, Jacques, stop him.
04:02How can I stop him? He is my father.
04:05He can be harsh, but I love him.
04:07He made me the man I am.
04:11Oh, wha-what is that sound?
04:13Jacques, you have to do something.
04:15I know I do. I will call him later
04:17and ask for forgiveness.
04:19But that sound means it is time for my smoke break.
04:22Au revoir.
04:23Wait! Hey, you! It's a man!
04:25I love a man!
04:26I love it!
04:27I love it!
04:28I love it, smoking.
04:33Well, everyone, this is going viral at Disneyland.
04:36Paris just opened a new Frozen theme park,
04:38and their Olaf robot had a little malfunction.
04:42Check it out.
04:55Do you want to rebuild a snowman?
04:58You had to do it, yeah.
05:00Yes, the video of Olaf went viral,
05:03and it is, I guess, a little unsettled.
05:05Here to comment on it is another Disney animatronic
05:07from Frozen, Kristoff.
05:11Hi, Jimmy.
05:12Great to be here.
05:14Uh, we're excited to have you.
05:16Now, the Olaf animatronic malfunctioning yesterday
05:18was pretty unsettling.
05:20Has he been fixed?
05:22Ha-ha! Fret not, dear friend.
05:24My companion Olaf is currently undergoing maintenance,
05:27and will be back to providing Disney magic soon.
05:32Well, that's good.
05:34What do you have to say to guests
05:36who are slightly disturbed by the malfunction?
05:38Ha-ha! Worry not.
05:41Malfunctions are rare, and I can assure you,
05:44us animatronics are reliable as ever.
05:46Would you like me to sing you...
05:55A song?
05:57Uh, sure.
05:59Are you sure you're okay?
06:01Ha-ha! You make me laugh.
06:04I can assure you.
06:14Disney magic soon.
06:17Okay, I hate to break it to you, Kristoff,
06:19but you also seem to be malfunctioning here.
06:21Ha-ha! Fret not, dear friend.
06:24Would you like me to sing you a song?
06:30No, thanks.
06:31Looks like some kinks need to be worked out.
06:33Thank you for being here.
06:35Magic.
06:37Fret not.
06:39Sing you a song?
06:41A Kristoff animatronic, everyone.
06:44Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
06:55And, finally, guys, tomorrow is April 1st.
06:58That's right.
07:01Which gives Trump an excuse to get out of Iran.
07:04April Fools! April Fools!
07:05We have a great show!
07:07Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:09Impop and body pocket, doing it new.
07:11The limit definition of improving the groove.
07:14Use the same tunes and shoot that groove and reunion.
07:18Whoa!
07:21Welcome to the show, everybody.
07:23We got some good news today.
07:24We got nominated for a bunch of Webby awards.
07:27That's what I'm talking about. Hey!
07:29I love the Webby.
07:31We love the Webby's, and I want to give a special shout-out
07:33to our entire digital team.
07:35They are the best in the biz.
07:36Thank you, everybody, who does an amazing job.
07:41Voting is open now through April 16th.
07:43Just go to vote.webbyawards.com
07:46and search The Tonight Show and vote for us.
07:48Thank you very much, Webby's.
07:52What a show we have for you tonight.
07:54She is a very talented actress who's starring in the new movie
07:57Outcome, which premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
08:01One of our favorites, Cameron Diaz, is here today!
08:07I love that lady.
08:09The greatest.
08:10He's an Emmy-winning actor and producer who created and stars
08:14in the new Netflix series Big Mistakes,
08:16which begins streaming April 9th.
08:18Dan Levy is joining us.
08:22Another great dude. Super funny.
08:25And we got great music from Thames is here tonight.
08:32And we love Thames as well. It's a good show.
08:35Guys, here at The Tonight Show, we like to spotlight musicians
08:37that we think have something special, but might not be getting
08:40the attention that they deserve.
08:42It's time for Tomorrow Stars Today.
08:52Our guest tonight is a singer-songwriter promoting his new album
08:56on an independent label called Hometown Crowd.
08:59Please welcome Johnny Miles Biter.
09:05Hey.
09:08Hey.
09:08Hi. How you doing, bud?
09:09Nice to see you, bud.
09:10Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
09:12I really want to thank you for making a space
09:15and holding the light the way you do.
09:18Wow. Of course.
09:21Yeah, nobody holds the light the way you do.
09:24Thanks for being here. You know, I got to say,
09:26I love new talent, and I want to talk about your songs.
09:30Man, that's great.
09:32Did you build this desk?
09:35A man should be able to build his own desk.
09:37Look, when I write songs, the way I look at it is this.
09:41It's like, you know...
09:43What?
09:43They're not as much like songs, but they're like...
09:46They're vibrations that come in from the universe,
09:48and they just go in me.
09:50Yeah.
09:52That sounds, uh...
09:53That sounds mysterious.
09:54Yeah, no.
09:56Yeah, all right. Well, that's cool.
09:58I mean, my songs are just happenings, right?
10:00They're happenings that happen to me,
10:01and if they happen to rhyme, well, that's good.
10:04Well, that's great. Would you like to do what...
10:05share one of your songs for all of us, maybe?
10:07Hey, not at all.
10:10No, I mean it in the way of, like, yeah, definitely.
10:13No, I'm really happy to do that, okay?
10:15Thank you, Jimmy.
10:16There you go, bud.
10:16If it's...oh.
10:18John Myers.
10:20Ryder.
10:23Okay. Wow.
10:24Well, this one is called Late Night Ride, okay?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Caught a hitchhiking ride with a woman one day.
10:35She turned on the radio and the radio played a song.
10:41This song.
10:43She's a super freak.
10:45Super freak.
10:46She's a freak and yell.
10:49Everybody say to super freak, super freak.
10:53Hey, wait, wait, wait wait, stop, stop, stop.
10:56Hold on.
10:57What's going on, man? What's wrong?
10:59What are you doing?
11:01What's the problem, Jimmy? I don't understand.
11:03That's Super Freak. That's Super Freak by Rick James.
11:06We can't even clear that.
11:07No, no, it's not, man. That is what happened.
11:10That's a song that came on in her car,
11:12and I just wrote about it, man. Come on.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16You can't just take a hit song and squeeze it into your song.
11:19How am I supposed to control the will of the airwaves, dude?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, yeah, you don't know, because I can't, man.
11:31Well, look. What?
11:33How about you try another song, maybe?
11:35I'll give you another shot. I'm sorry.
11:36Okay. I'm sorry I blew up there.
11:38I'm sorry. I got a little upset as well.
11:42I told you, a ray of light, man.
11:44Now, this next song. All right. All right.
11:47Here we go. This one's newer, okay?
11:49And it's called Backyard with Mom.
11:57Last time I ever saw my mama, we threw her a party in the backyard.
12:06With lights on the fence, oh, that whole year was so hard.
12:13Mama sang her favorite song that night, and it went,
12:18She's a super freak, super freak, she's a rink at y'all.
12:25Yeah! Temptation, say!
12:30Super freak, super freak!
12:31Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop it! Stop!
12:34Roots, don't encourage him.
12:36What are you doing, man?
12:37That's his same song!
12:39No! What are you?
12:40Are you going to go after my mama's favorite song now, man?
12:44Nothing to do with...
12:45Come on, dude!
12:47What the frick is wrong with you, man?
12:51You're... These songs, you're just describing ways
12:53that you've heard the song, Super Freak.
12:56No, I'm not, dude. No, I'm not. It's my life.
12:59Okay? You can't just come in here and tell a guy
13:01what he can write inside a song, even though that thing happened to him
13:04and then he had a guitar nearby. What?
13:05I didn't come in here. You came in here. I was already here.
13:07You came in here until you weren't born here, man.
13:09You had to have entered here at some point, just like I entered this world from my father.
13:12But I work here. This is my show. I host the show.
13:15So I'm here every night, and I'm here to give you a chance, some new talent.
13:19And you're... I think you're abusing the privilege a little bit.
13:23Because you're just singing.
13:25I entered this world from my mama.
13:30Okay? And I don't mean to abuse privileges, and you're right, okay?
13:34Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, palsy.
13:36Hey.
13:37Can we just bury the hatchet on this?
13:40I'm sorry. Yeah, I apologize.
13:41I'm sorry. Hey.
13:41Hey. No, you don't have to come over.
13:43No, no, no.
13:44That's all right.
13:45Come here.
13:46All right, man.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Thank you very much.
13:49Hey, is there any way you could do one?
13:51Like, maybe some...
13:52One of the original songs that you submitted that got you on Tomorrow's Stars Today.
13:56That's the one we liked. We only heard a snippet of it.
13:58But, right? We would like to hear maybe one song.
14:05That's a great idea.
14:06Yeah, man.
14:06Okay, perfect. All right.
14:07Ooh.
14:09Okay.
14:10This song is called Summer Day.
14:12Oh.
14:22I remember that summer day when we dropped a coin in the wishing well and felt swell and free.
14:39And when that coin hit the water, it sounded like a song we knew.
14:46No, no, no, no. Please stop. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just don't. Just don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.
14:53Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. I'm gonna freak out.
14:57And that song that we heard through Mama's screen door.
15:02Yeah. That's close.
15:03The song that we'd all heard many, many times before.
15:10And the name of that song was...
15:15She's a super freak. Super freak. She's super freak. Yeah.
15:20Everybody say it.
15:22Everybody go there.
15:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:26All right. We'll see you next week on Tomorrow's Stars Today.
15:29No, I'm the host. That's what I say. Stick around. We'll be back back next week tomorrow's charge today.
15:35Cameron Diaz will be coming.
15:37Super freak. Super freak. She's a lovely girl.
15:40Maybe you're gonna be back voicing Princess Fiona?
15:43I am.
15:45Whoo!
15:47Yeah.
15:48This is what I'm talking about.
15:51You're Queen Fiona.
15:52Oh, great. I forgot about that. I'm no longer Princess Fiona.
15:57Yeah, you're Queen Fiona.
15:58You will address me as such.
15:59Sorry, I apologize. Yes.
16:10Our first guest is a very talented actress who stars in the new movie Outcome, which premieres on Apple TV
16:18April 10th.
16:19Please welcome Cameron Diaz!
16:22Freaks come out of night.
16:25Freaks come out of night.
16:27Freaks come out of night.
16:29Freaks come out of night.
16:32Freaks come out of night.
16:34Freaks come out of night!
16:34Freaks come out of night!
16:35That's right!
16:39Cammy, dance!
16:42Come on now, bud.
16:45Cameron!
16:46Welcome back.
16:47Welcome back to the show.
16:49Hey, Brent. How are you?
16:50I know you're in New York
16:51shooting a movie, and you brought the great weather.
16:54It's because of you.
16:55Yeah.
16:56This is, yes, it is!
16:57This is, like, so aggressive, this weather.
17:00Yeah, it's interesting, right?
17:01It just came out of nowhere, and it's just, like,
17:03really so oppressive.
17:05So, what movie are you doing?
17:07Can you tell us any details?
17:08I'm doing a movie with Stephen Merchant.
17:10I love Stephen Merchant!
17:12So great.
17:13He's so funny, man.
17:14He's so funny.
17:15Gosh. He's the best.
17:15He's so great.
17:16So, yeah, we're doing a...
17:17I'm doing a film here with him.
17:19I don't know the name of it yet.
17:22Oh, yeah. All right. Perfect.
17:24Yeah, when you have a name, you have to come back and tell us.
17:26Let you guys know.
17:27Because you took a little break from acting,
17:31then you came back with this giant movie, Back in Action,
17:33one of Netflix's biggest movies of the year.
17:35Congratulations on that.
17:39Broke records.
17:41And now I heard rumor that maybe you're going to be back
17:43voicing Princess Fiona?
17:45I am, yeah.
17:47Whoo!
17:49Yeah.
17:50This is what I'm talking about.
17:53Yeah.
17:54A new Shrek movie.
17:55We're doing the fifth Shrek.
17:57Yes!
17:57Can you believe it?
17:57That's fantastic.
17:59It's like two decades of Fiona.
18:00What's that?
18:00You're Queen Fiona!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh, great.
18:04I forgot about that.
18:05I'm no longer Princess Fiona.
18:07Yeah, you're Queen Fiona.
18:07You will address me as such.
18:09Sorry, I apologize.
18:10Yes.
18:11I scolded a lot on my show tonight.
18:13But I was going to ask you, do kids come up and freak out
18:16when they hear your voice at the grocery store or something?
18:18You know, it's really funny because parents are the ones
18:20who are like, honey, this is Princess Fiona.
18:24She does the voice for Princess Fiona.
18:25And one time this little girl, she just looked at me
18:29and burst into tears.
18:31What?
18:31She just started crying.
18:33So she's like bawling her eyes out.
18:34And her mom's like, I'm so sorry.
18:36I'm like, I really don't take it personally.
18:38I would cry if I found out the voice of, like...
18:41They don't quite understand.
18:42They don't quite understand.
18:43So I always tell parents, like, don't tell them.
18:46Don't tell them that, yeah.
18:47You know, it's like Santa Claus, right?
18:49Yeah, but you do everything.
18:50You do romantic comedies, you do animation, you do dramas.
18:54Is there a genre that you haven't done that you want to do?
18:57What's your dream job?
18:58I think, you know what?
19:02I've always wanted to do...
19:04What?
19:05Like a season on SNL.
19:07Like a full season on SNL.
19:09Like from the beginning to the end.
19:11Like just become a cast member on...
19:13Drew and I talked about it like 20 years ago.
19:16But like doing a full season on, as a cast member on SNL,
19:21would be so much fun.
19:22I think the first time I met you was when you hosted SNL.
19:24Yeah, yeah.
19:24And you were fantastic.
19:26It was so much fun.
19:27I mean, I wouldn't host, I'd be like, you know...
19:28Just a cast member.
19:29Just a cast member.
19:30Ooh, Lauren.
19:31Lauren, you...
19:33We like this.
19:34We do so much.
19:34The audience likes this idea.
19:36But I'm so tired now, I don't think I could do it.
19:40No, you could, please.
19:41And by the way, congrats on your wine, by the way.
19:44Aveline is crushing.
19:45Are you learning so much about it in the whole scene?
19:48Yeah, I mean, it's...
19:49Wine making is a science.
19:51It is.
19:51It's amazing.
19:52It's just...
19:53It's chemistry.
19:54Yeah.
19:54You know, it's just...
19:55You do one thing, you get one result.
19:57You do another thing, you get another.
19:59And it's just sort of mad scientist.
20:01But the wine makers are so incredible.
20:03Well, congrats on this.
20:04It's his fifth birthday, so happy birthday to Aveline.
20:07Great, great, great wine.
20:08I love it.
20:09But let's talk your new movie.
20:11Okay.
20:11Outcome is the name of the movie.
20:13It's very funny.
20:14It's also very intense.
20:16It's co-written by Jonah Hill, our buddy,
20:18and directed by Jonah Hill, who we love.
20:20We love.
20:20How do we set up what the movie is and who you play?
20:22Keanu plays a character that's...
20:26His character is a movie star named Reeve Hawk.
20:30Yeah, a great name.
20:31And it's a great name.
20:32Reeve Hawk.
20:32And he's going through this...
20:36Something happens where he's basically gets a phone call
20:40that is life-changing, that could really hurt his career.
20:46Yeah.
20:46And I play, along with Matt Bomer, his best friend.
20:50Oh, he's so good.
20:51I know Matt's incredible.
20:52Yeah, he crushes in this.
20:53We play his best friends since, like, before he was a star.
20:57Like, he was a child star.
20:58Yeah.
20:58But we've known him since he was, like, you know, a young teen.
21:02So you can talk.
21:02So we've been in it, you know, our whole lives together,
21:07basically.
21:07But these characters are loosely based on Jonah's real friends.
21:10Yeah, yes, actually, completely.
21:11So Ezra Woods, who also was one of the writers on it,
21:14is Matt Bomer's.
21:16character.
21:17And mine is Kyle Applebaum, who is Kyle Applebaum,
21:21who is, like, Jonah's friend, yes.
21:23It's not your first time working with Keanu.
21:25It's not.
21:26No, I worked with Keanu.
21:27You did a movie called Feeling Minnesota back in 1996.
21:31Thirty years ago.
21:32Come on.
21:35Look at this.
21:37Do you remember First Impression?
21:39That was my fourth film.
21:40And I was working with Keanu Reeves, and I was so...
21:43I was so green.
21:45I was literally like, oh, my God, please don't remember that we were together 30 years ago,
21:50even though I've seen him since.
21:51I'm like, please don't remember.
21:52But, um...
21:53Did he remember?
21:54He did.
21:54Isn't that so crazy?
21:56What did he say?
21:57He was like, hey, I wouldn't do that.
21:58You know what I really...
21:59Keanu's just a lovely human being.
22:01He's exactly the same.
22:03Still hits the three shot.
22:05You know, he's a...
22:05We play basketball together.
22:08He's got a great three-pointer.
22:10And I'm up to dunking now.
22:12Oh, wow. Congratulations.
22:13Oh, my gosh.
22:15It's good to see you guys.
22:16We just get out on the court together, and we just like...
22:19Yeah.
22:19It's just like old times.
22:20Yeah, it's magic.
22:21It's fun to watch.
22:22I want to show everyone a clip.
22:23Here's Cameron Diaz in Outcome.
22:24Take a look at this.
22:25How are you gonna frame the five years thing?
22:27Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer.
22:31Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm, like, incredible at it.
22:34Incredible.
22:35So, what are you gonna say about the five years thing?
22:38Well, I was thinking I was gonna say...
22:41I've been working since I was six, and needed a break, and...
22:46that I needed to find out who I was away from all this.
22:50I love that.
22:51That works, totally.
22:52I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public,
22:58and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer
23:02have me covered up for years, so no one ever found out.
23:06That is a really smart omission.
23:07Strong omiss.
23:08No admiss.
23:09You're gonna be amazing, babe.
23:10You got this.
23:11Yeah.
23:11I'm very lucky to have you, too.
23:13That's a good omiss, not admiss.
23:16Cameron Diaz, everybody!
23:17Outcome premieres on Apple TV April 10th!
23:21Cameron and I are doing something fun after the break.
23:24Stick around, everybody!
23:29This is where I ended up on the bench at, like, a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking...
23:36Show the picture.
23:48Welcome back!
23:49We are hanging out with the one and only Cameron Diaz!
23:55Now, Cameron, I thought it would be fun for us to play a game that I know you're going to
23:59be great at.
24:00It is called Slow Turn, Tiny Nod.
24:05Slow Turn, Tiny Nod!
24:10Okay, the game is very simple.
24:13One at a time, while maintaining the utmost composure,
24:16we will very slowly turn our heads and look into the camera and do the tiniest head nod possible.
24:22Whoever does the tinier nod wins.
24:26And you're not allowed to laugh.
24:30Cameron, since you're...
24:32I don't find it funny.
24:33You're my guest.
24:36That's already making me laugh.
24:37Since you're my guest, you'll be turning first.
24:40Are you ready?
24:40Are you in character?
24:41Whenever you're ready, can we dim the lights?
24:42And you'll turn to camera at once.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:07It's a master class!
25:09It's a master class!
25:18All right, very good, Cameron.
25:21Okay, here we go.
25:22Look me in the eye, Jeremy, before you go.
25:24I know.
25:25I know, I know, I know.
25:26It's only fair.
25:27You did look me in the eye.
25:28But you're a pro.
25:28Okay, here we go.
26:07No, I know, do it.
26:11And a big head, and a big head.
26:12That is tiny for my size head, it's a tiny knot.
26:16But here we go.
26:17We're gonna raise the stakes a little bit in round two.
26:19Round two, you must turn your head even more slowly,
26:22look into the camera, flare your nostrils twice,
26:26and then do a tiny knot.
26:28I don't know how to flare my nostrils.
26:30Oh, well, you have to try it.
26:34You have to flare your nostrils.
26:36You can't flare your nostrils?
26:36I can't flare my nostrils.
26:37Well, you have to do some type of...
26:39I'll do something. I'll do something.
26:41Okay.
26:43Can we dim the lights and get ready for round two?
26:47Okay.
26:48Whew.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:52Wow.
26:54Just lower the...
26:56Oh.
26:58Uh-oh.
27:01Wow.
27:03Oh, my God.
27:05I don't even know if I can do that.
27:07I like that, babe.
27:08I can't do that, all right?
27:10It's something.
27:10It's something there.
27:11All right, that was impressive.
27:12Here we go.
27:12Can we dim the lights?
27:13I'm ready in the character.
27:14I'm ready to...
27:15Still going to that camera?
27:17Get ready.
27:43That was hard.
27:44That was hard.
27:45I didn't want to move my body.
27:47Round three.
27:48The sound of someone saying round three means it's time for round three.
27:53Cameron, I'm going to make this a little harder for our final round.
27:55For this last one, you must now somehow turn your head even more slowly, look into the camera,
27:59and make the tiniest sound you could possibly make, and then nod.
28:04It's going to take a long time, because I've been taking a long time, haven't I?
28:07No, dude, but this is perfect.
28:08No, we're going into the...
28:10Okay.
28:10Super slow.
28:10We're going over with the Tonight Show tonight.
28:12We're going straight into the Tonight Show.
28:15So here we go.
28:16It's a 24-7 sleepover.
28:18Here we go.
28:19Okay.
28:19All right.
28:19Get in character.
28:20I won't look at you.
28:22It doesn't matter.
28:23I had a massage earlier, so like, um...
28:26Okay.
28:26So you're loose.
28:38This is the slowest one yet.
28:43Oh my goodness.
28:55Oh my God!
28:56Wait, I barely...
28:59We really got an audio on that.
29:01There's no topping that.
29:02That's how you do it.
29:03The winner!
29:03Time to do that!
29:05That was a million years ago.
29:10Outcome premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
29:12We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
29:15That is so fun.
29:15We'll be right back with more than two.
29:18Half the map is the hundred more.
29:20Hey, yo, me, yo, my, just gag.
29:22We won't go bad.
29:26Everybody know that though.
29:27Like Mo Jackson.
29:28Everybody know that.
29:30Bro's gon' go.
29:32Our next guest is an Emmy-winning actor and producer
29:35who created and stars in the new series,
29:38Big Mistakes, which begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
29:42Please welcome Dan Levy!
29:45When you look, when you go,
29:47You're the perfect candy
29:49To a bad day
29:52How I used to spend it
29:53That's what I'm talking about!
29:55When you go, all I know,
29:56You're my boyfriend mistake
29:58Welcome back!
29:59I'm so happy to be here.
30:00It's so good to see you!
30:02I'm so happy to be here.
30:03Hi, everybody.
30:04Come on.
30:04Yeah, I love you.
30:06Come on.
30:07Welcome back.
30:08I always love seeing you.
30:09Always love seeing you.
30:10You're a great follow on the social medias.
30:13I follow you and I like seeing...
30:14Yes, I like seeing what you're up to.
30:16I know that you're into fashion.
30:18I like...
30:19Yeah.
30:19Yeah.
30:20You posted this.
30:22You were at a Celine show.
30:22Oh, there we go.
30:24That's a little Schitt's Creek reunion there.
30:26It is.
30:27David and Stevie have never looked better, frankly.
30:29I mean, gosh, you're a good-looking guy right there.
30:31I find myself in very uncomfortable situations
30:33with those things, though.
30:34It's not as glamorous as you would think by watching.
30:36I mean, you look at it and you're like,
30:38Yeah, it's a fashion show.
30:39It is.
30:39It's great.
30:40Yeah.
30:41I just haven't...
30:42I don't know.
30:43You don't have good luck with them.
30:43I don't have good luck.
30:44You brought us another example to show this is a photo...
30:47So the front would normally look like this and you look cool.
30:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:51I was sitting on a bench.
30:52I'm Canadian, so I'll just agree to anything.
30:55So you're sitting on a bench.
30:56Someone was like,
30:56Can someone sit down?
30:57Can you move down?
30:58Yes.
30:59Someone else is sitting down.
31:00Can you move down?
31:01Absolutely.
31:01Someone else is sitting down.
31:02Can you move down?
31:04This is where I ended up on the bench at like a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking...
31:10Show the picture.
31:12Can you see what's going on here?
31:14Can we actually zoom into my ass?
31:18Are you floating?
31:19This was a Loewe fashion show.
31:22Are you...
31:22How are you doing that?
31:22This was like hottest brand in the world.
31:25That's a lot of core strength.
31:27That is a full cheek off the bench.
31:29Wow.
31:30And I was sitting beside this like incredible K-pop star.
31:33I was in awe and could not have been more uncomfortable.
31:37So then over the course of this fashion show, if you actually do like sit half on a chair,
31:43I found myself having to like prop myself up.
31:47So my friend meanwhile is behind me taking these photos, laughing his ass off.
31:52Hold on.
31:52Here we go.
31:53Yeah.
31:54So the hand comes out.
31:55I'm now trembling.
31:58The show isn't ending.
32:00It's like gorgeous model after gorgeous model.
32:03And you're like...
32:04Quaking.
32:05Yes.
32:05Quaking.
32:06Finally, the leg comes out to like reinforce the fact that half my ass is hanging off the seat.
32:15What an evolution.
32:17You are...
32:17That is...
32:17You go home and everyone's like, so how was it?
32:21Was it fabulous?
32:22And I was like, yeah.
32:23It was.
32:24You loved it.
32:24Clothes were really good.
32:25You loved it that much.
32:26Couldn't remember a thing.
32:27Yeah.
32:27Anyway.
32:28See, that's what you do for fashion.
32:29You do a lot for fashion.
32:33Dan, I think the first time you came on our show was with the cast of Schitt's Creek.
32:37That's right.
32:37And you were here.
32:40An amazing cast and I appreciate you doing that.
32:43And I think it was...
32:44It was Catherine Rojera was on as well.
32:47And I'm just gotta say, I'm so sorry about the passing week.
32:50Gosh, you must have been...
32:51It's...
32:51Listen, it's all...
32:53It's like a collective loss, I think.
32:55Yeah.
32:55She was the greatest.
32:57She's unbelievable.
32:57She was...
32:58She's irreplaceable.
32:59Mm-hmm.
33:00And, you know, I think the great comfort for me has just been to see how loved she was.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:07She really was.
33:08Like, the outpouring.
33:09Everyone felt like they kinda knew her.
33:12Um...
33:12She could do everything.
33:13She was one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16Can do characters.
33:17Can, uh...
33:17Unbelievable.
33:18Just gorgeous.
33:19Talented.
33:20Improvising.
33:20One of the great, great, great, great...
33:22Yeah.
33:22We love you.
33:25Um...
33:26I wanna talk about your new show.
33:28It's called Big Mistakes.
33:30Yeah!
33:30And it's...
33:31Yes.
33:31It's very, very, very funny.
33:33It has a very funny premise that stems from, I read, a real phobia that you have.
33:38Can you...
33:38I have an irrational fear of being blackmailed into organized crime.
33:42Okay.
33:44We can relate.
33:45A lot of people can relate.
33:45I don't know how.
33:46I don't know why.
33:47But if you really think about it, would you wanna be blackmailed into organized crime?
33:51No!
33:51I would not.
33:52I have a phobia too, I guess.
33:53I mean, I wouldn't do well.
33:55You would.
33:56So when you're writing a show, you almost kinda have to think about, like, okay, well,
33:59what's the worst case scenario that you would wanna find yourself in?
34:02And it's this.
34:03Yeah.
34:03And I am...
34:04My character is just as incapable as I would be if I were to find myself blackmailed into organized crime.
34:10It's perfectly...
34:10Instantly killed.
34:11Yeah.
34:12Like, 45 seconds into meeting me, these people would...
34:16Just off you.
34:17Yeah.
34:17And you came up with the idea with Rachel Sennett.
34:19That's right.
34:20Who, gosh, is so funny.
34:21Funny.
34:21And one of the freshest voices in comedy.
34:23She's great.
34:23And what a cast, by the way.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:26Had me screaming out loud laughing.
34:28She's unbelievably funny.
34:30And, like, I've just admired her my whole life.
34:34Gosh.
34:34And never in a million years did I think she'd say yes.
34:36And then the minute you have Laurie Metcalf on your show, you're like, well, I guess the right...
34:40I guess the rest writes itself.
34:42But I couldn't keep a straight face.
34:44The scenes are unbelievable.
34:45We couldn't keep a straight face.
34:46We were in the scenes.
34:47And I learned this on Schitt's Creek.
34:49Yeah.
34:49Sometimes you just have to go with the laughter and let your character also find the person amusing.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57It's a way of making yourself look a little bit more professional.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Thank you for that tip.
35:01I want to show everyone a clip.
35:02You're going to love this show.
35:03Here's Dan Levy in Big Mistakes.
35:05Take a look.
35:06What do you want for your birthday from Nicholas and Morgan?
35:10Who are they?
35:11Oh, my God.
35:12That's a good question, Nona.
35:13Your father gave me a necklace in Acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon.
35:20We know.
35:21Get your Nona necklace.
35:22It was a diamond necklace.
35:25Nona, I'm a public school teacher.
35:27Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are.
35:30I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds.
35:32Yeah, I know what I mean.
35:32Just something cheap and nostalgic that she can cherish during her final days.
35:37Is that so much to ask?
35:38Nikki, help your sister with this for once.
35:41For once.
35:41All right, do a good deed for me.
35:43A lot.
35:45Dan Levy, Big Mistakes begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
35:51We'll be right back with a performance from Thames.
35:54Stick around.
35:57When your eyes don't blink.
35:59Like I can survive.
36:02Like just yesterday, we'll sue.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Performing what you need from her EP, Love is a Kingdom, please welcome Thames!
36:34Okay, now, sometimes, you find yourself in two ways, yeah.
36:43Sometimes, your love, it feels divided, and my answer, my answer is to pull out.
36:59Your love is like an endless sea, it won't lead me to anywhere.
37:08But I'm so confused, through all the pain and suffering, you still want to stay with me.
37:21I'm tired of these crises, and I feel like I'm being a dog.
37:28I know what you need, I know what you need.
37:37I know what you need, get away from me.
37:46I know what you need.
37:50I know what you need.
37:54I know what you need.
37:59I need to be alone now.
38:02I need to be alone.
38:04Your love is not my lifeline.
38:06Your love is not my home.
38:08Returning you, you're not mine.
38:10To me you don't belong.
38:12I'm better on my own, you're better when you're alone.
38:17And I'm so confused, through all the pain and suffering, you still want to stay with me.
38:29I sip near you, you still want to stay with me.
38:30I'm tired of these crises.
38:33I know what you need, I'm tired of these crises.
38:34And I'm fighting beyond the dark.
38:37I know what you need, what?
38:42I know what you need, what?
38:46What it is, what?
38:50I know what you need.
38:57I know what you need
39:33I know what you need
39:37I know what you need
39:47Oh, my God.
39:49Yes! Come on!
39:52That is how you do it. Come on.
39:54The best. Thank you.
39:55Thames!
39:57Love is a Kingdom is out now!
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:02Thames!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:04Reach and teach the blind
40:06to find that way from A to Z
40:07He's the most, the most
40:16My thanks to Cameron Diaz,
40:18Dan Levy, Thames once again!
40:25And the Roots right there
40:26from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:30Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:32Good night, everybody.
40:33Get involved.
40:35Better get involved.
40:37Get, get, get involved.
40:39Get into it.
40:41Do it!
40:45Uh-huh.
40:46Yes, sir.
40:48Get into it!
40:50Hey, it's in New York City,
40:51just let your husband
40:52go back tonight, stop!
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