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My Intern Is a Hollywood Star Vampire
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00:00:35I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:40Charlotte!
00:00:41Why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:44Sorry sir, the caterers were announced so I had to get more.
00:00:47Ooh! Finally, more hors d'oeuvres!
00:00:49I was just talking to the head of the studio. We share a ski cabin.
00:00:53She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:55At least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:58Charlotte, te puedes tomar algunas noticias de Ava
00:01:01This isn't your backwoods Applebee's
00:01:03This is a Hollywood party
00:01:06Hey, Mark Paul Gossler
00:01:08He's right, you two uptight
00:01:10And sweaty
00:01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic
00:01:14It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself
00:01:18It doesn't matter how hard you work
00:01:20People have to like you
00:01:21Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV
00:01:25Give up and go home
00:01:28Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a Nepo baby
00:01:32I've been working for Tip since I was 15
00:01:46Mr. Jones?
00:01:47Call me Freddy
00:01:52Right, um, I'm so sorry
00:01:53You don't need to be sorry
00:01:55It's probably needed a little excitement
00:01:57It was trash and everybody knows it
00:01:59Yeah
00:02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work
00:02:03But you were still excellent
00:02:06Thanks
00:02:07Telling me the truth
00:02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore
00:02:13Well, it was, uh, nice bumping into you
00:02:18Hey, Mr. Jones
00:02:20Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client
00:02:23Not her
00:02:24I can only hire one of you
00:02:25Right now, she's winning
00:02:26Do better
00:02:28I can only hire one of you
00:02:29I can only hire one of you
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00:02:49I can only hire one of you
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00:07:56Hi, I'm Edward.
00:08:00Are you okay?
00:08:03Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:08:05Let me show you around.
00:08:10Hey, cutie.
00:08:12Oh, hello.
00:08:13Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:15No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:18Oh, good. We should get along fine then.
00:08:21So, where are you from?
00:08:23Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:26Between us, Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:32This was her last night.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:39Where are you going?
00:08:41To go help Charlotte, like you should have done last night.
00:08:49So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:52When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:56We're looking for something that's very character-driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:09:01So, ideas?
00:09:03What about a period piece?
00:09:04You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:08Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:10Um, I could see him in a Western, or a Jane Austen movie.
00:09:14Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:15Excuse me, interns, but the grown-ups are talking.
00:09:20Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:23Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:28I mean, it's Freddie Edwards' first day.
00:09:34Sorry.
00:09:40Oh, totally forgot.
00:09:42I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:50When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:09:55But until then, you're nobody.
00:09:58I'll remember that.
00:09:59Good.
00:10:00Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
00:10:02I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
00:10:05Tonight?
00:10:06But I have another job.
00:10:07Oh, great.
00:10:08But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
00:10:13Ava.
00:10:14Happy hour.
00:10:16I'm buying.
00:10:22You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:25I don't mind.
00:10:27Can I ask you something?
00:10:29Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:32Ew.
00:10:33I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:36No, you should.
00:10:37You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:40No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:44It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:46Ava's in the running for the same job as me, and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:51Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:55Why are you here?
00:10:57I mean, you can call it a quarter-life crisis.
00:11:02I don't know.
00:11:02I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:11:04I just wanted to try something new.
00:11:06You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:10I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:11:13Plus, I thought you can, you know, teach me a few things, and I can learn the ins and outs.
00:11:18Deal.
00:11:24Shoot, I'm going to be late for work.
00:11:25What, this isn't work?
00:11:27No, not for me.
00:11:28You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:31What?
00:11:32I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:33I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:39Hey, Coleman.
00:11:41Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte Sin.
00:11:44Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:46Also, we've got to start paying these interns.
00:11:48I'll see you on Monday, guys.
00:11:49All right.
00:12:01Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:03You hate places like this.
00:12:06Yeah, you do.
00:12:07What can I get good to?
00:12:09Mr. Hart?
00:12:12Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:15Us?
00:12:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:17That's okay, I'm sorry.
00:12:19Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:21I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby.
00:12:25That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:27Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:12:29Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:32Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:34Extra Bloody.
00:12:40What?
00:12:42Small World.
00:12:43Small World and, oh look, right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:49Yeah, would you look at that?
00:12:50I think you already did.
00:12:52She's amazing, bro.
00:12:54Top of her class, full-ride scholarship.
00:12:58She could be anything.
00:12:59I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:13:01Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:03Even the drinking.
00:13:05Okay, you know Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:08You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:12If you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:16Yeah, sure.
00:13:17I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:22Oh, brother.
00:13:24You are in love.
00:13:27Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:28Thank you.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:40So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:42A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:45You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:46Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:49If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:52It's that easy.
00:13:54Like this one.
00:14:02Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it.
00:14:06At least for me.
00:14:07Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:10I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:14So what do we got?
00:14:15I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:18This top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:21Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:23That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:25You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:27He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:30Look at you two.
00:14:31Sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s.
00:14:34A contact just telling me an action romance.
00:14:36That's perfect.
00:14:38Ava, you are the best.
00:14:41I bet Freddie's going to love that.
00:14:48Yeah, I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:56This script has a lot of heat.
00:14:58And it's a great part for Freddie.
00:14:59Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow,
00:15:01I promise we're going to read in the trades that Leo's doing it.
00:15:04It really could.
00:15:12But it's completely wrong for Freddie.
00:15:15But it's got everything.
00:15:17Action, sex.
00:15:18He even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:21Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:24Good.
00:15:25Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:29So I'm going to want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:33And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy
00:15:37gets the junior executive position.
00:15:49Are you okay, honey?
00:15:51That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:54Yeah, sorry.
00:15:56It's just work stuff.
00:15:57Work stuff?
00:15:58Or romance stuff?
00:16:01Don't look so shocked.
00:16:03Spending 20 years in a bar,
00:16:04I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:07I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:09It is.
00:16:10How do you know that?
00:16:12Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:14Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about you.
00:16:25What are you doing here?
00:16:28Well, I got those scripts that said toss them trash,
00:16:32and I thought you'd want to talk about them.
00:16:36Okay.
00:16:40Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:42You know, even if nothing happens,
00:16:43I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:46I love talking about movies with you, too.
00:16:49Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:53Shit.
00:16:57Smell that?
00:16:58O-negative.
00:17:01My favorite.
00:17:04That's interesting.
00:17:22Let's take them both.
00:17:24I'm hungry.
00:17:26Sniff again.
00:17:28He's one of us.
00:17:31No way.
00:17:33Is that?
00:17:40I gotta go.
00:17:46You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:49You're his biggest fan.
00:18:06Can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation?
00:18:10Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:18:12My contact just sent me another hot script, so no.
00:18:21Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:24Um, can I get your help?
00:18:26I jammed the printer again.
00:18:28Again?
00:18:29Yeah.
00:18:30Seriously?
00:18:36Hey, what do you have for me?
00:18:38I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:41That's all you have?
00:18:43That script just sold, and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:47Aren't you even listening?
00:18:48How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
00:18:51It's boring.
00:18:53Figure it out.
00:18:54I got you to third base.
00:18:55You can score your own home run.
00:18:57If that farm girl brings in a script that Freddie wants to buy,
00:19:01I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:19:03Get on it.
00:19:05Now!
00:19:07Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:33Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:35Yeah, well, you better do it fast,
00:19:37because I might have to run away suddenly with no explanation.
00:19:40Okay, Charlotte, look, about the other night.
00:19:42It's fine.
00:19:43You don't have to explain.
00:19:45We worked together.
00:19:46You did the smart thing.
00:19:47We should keep it professional, right?
00:19:54Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:57Don't do it like that.
00:19:58You're going to rip it.
00:20:03Is this my proposal?
00:20:05Yeah, let's bring out extra copies for you.
00:20:08So nice.
00:20:11Well, it should work now.
00:20:14Okay.
00:20:15Thanks.
00:20:26Why is the door locked?
00:20:28I didn't lock it.
00:20:29Must have been Ava.
00:20:34Hey, are you okay?
00:20:37It's...
00:20:38I'm claustrophobic and can find spaces that make me panic.
00:20:43Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's going to be okay.
00:20:46All right, you're going to be okay.
00:20:47Trust me for a second, okay?
00:21:04Better?
00:21:05How did you do that?
00:21:07Just a little trick I learned.
00:21:12Yeah, you're right.
00:21:14We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:22Wait.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:44What's going on here?
00:21:46Why is the door locked?
00:21:50Let's get you two out of here.
00:21:52Come on.
00:22:00Man, being an intern is hard work.
00:22:04By the way, have you seen Starlet's proposal?
00:22:07It's pretty good.
00:22:08Freddy, it's time to go back.
00:22:12I've got paparazzi circling the kill, just looking for a scoop.
00:22:16And guess what?
00:22:17You know who's been calling me?
00:22:19Diana.
00:22:20And she's been asking me questions.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23So what, Diana has paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:26Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:28When is that woman ever going to realize it is not going to work out between us?
00:22:32I don't care what she wants or what my parents want or what the paparazzi wants.
00:22:36It's not going to work.
00:22:38Yeah, well, it's easy to be patient when you're an immortal bitch.
00:22:42Sure.
00:22:43I know you and Charlotte have a bond.
00:22:47But it's time to call a rap on Eddie and time to get back to work.
00:22:52It's back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:55You signed up for this.
00:22:57She didn't.
00:23:04How's your project proposal going?
00:23:06Why do you care?
00:23:07I want it to be good, if I'm going to hand it in.
00:23:10What are you talking about?
00:23:11My contact fell through and I can't hand in nothing, so unless you help me, I'll have
00:23:17to hand in this.
00:23:20What the fuck, Ava?
00:23:23How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:24Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:26You're one phone call away from being a stupid slut that taint Freddy's career.
00:23:31There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:34I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:37If you work for Freddy, you're going to ruin his career.
00:23:39I won't.
00:23:40Unless you force me to.
00:23:42So what will it be?
00:23:54Let's get set up.
00:23:56They love the proposal so much, they want me to present it to the board.
00:23:59I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:24:01You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:24:04Don't worry.
00:24:05I requested you stay on as my personal intern.
00:24:12God.
00:24:13Damn it.
00:24:20Hey, where are you going with that?
00:24:28Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:29Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye.
00:24:32Let's focus, everyone.
00:24:33We've got a lot to discuss.
00:24:35Guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.
00:24:36I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:38I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office.
00:24:41Fine with me.
00:24:45Mr. Jones?
00:24:46Where are you going?
00:24:50Please say, I think everybody puts me in.
00:24:54Sure.
00:24:55You can take notes.
00:24:57There he is.
00:24:59End of the hour.
00:25:00Hey, welcome back, Freddy.
00:25:01Looking tan and refreshed.
00:25:03Better than ever.
00:25:04Thank you, Seth.
00:25:05Appreciate that.
00:25:10I would really like to know what this movie is at its core.
00:25:14Ava, this is your baby.
00:25:16I would love to hear from you.
00:25:18Well, at its core, it's a Freddy Jones movie.
00:25:20That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:22So what's your vision?
00:25:24Do you see it as more as a classic Hollywood homage, a mystery, a romance?
00:25:30I think it has it all.
00:25:33What's your favorite part?
00:25:34The ending.
00:25:35What happens in the end?
00:25:37Your character, uh, wins?
00:25:42You know, it's funny.
00:25:43You wrote such an elegant summary, but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends.
00:25:49I'm just curious.
00:25:50Did you actually read the script, or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:25:54Of course I wrote this.
00:25:56It's just been a few weeks, and I, I...
00:26:00What do you think?
00:26:04At its heart, it's...
00:26:06It's a romance.
00:26:08A mystery with a satirical edge, but ultimately a love story.
00:26:13With a poignant and tragic ending.
00:26:17Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:19Why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career?
00:26:21Because.
00:26:22People might not know it yet, but you can do more than look good with your shirt off.
00:26:27Opening weekend, they're gonna go to see Freddy Jones, the movie star.
00:26:30But come Monday, they're gonna tell their friends to go see Freddy Jones, the actor.
00:26:38I love that.
00:26:40You sold me.
00:26:42Ava, I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:48Uh, uh?
00:26:55What the hell was that?
00:26:56Ow, you're hurting me.
00:26:58I just answered his question.
00:26:59You set me up.
00:27:00You humiliated me.
00:27:02You should have prepared me better.
00:27:03I just know I had to prepare you.
00:27:05Didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:06Oh, it was insanely long, and I have better things to do.
00:27:09That was the whole point of using your proposal.
00:27:11You made me look like an idiot.
00:27:13No, Ava.
00:27:14Actually, you did that all on your own.
00:27:16You made me look so bad.
00:27:18I need an explanation.
00:27:19She set me up.
00:27:20Your assistant executed a master plan to embarrass you and take control of a meeting?
00:27:24If that's true, then we should probably have her on the executive payroll.
00:27:28She planned this.
00:27:29With Freddy.
00:27:30I have proof.
00:27:31Just to humiliate me.
00:27:33They slept together.
00:27:35That's enough.
00:27:36Buzz, I'm sorry.
00:27:38Where is it?
00:27:39Where is it?
00:27:40Where?
00:27:41It's just...
00:27:43Here it is!
00:27:44Can we get security, please?
00:27:46No.
00:27:48It was her.
00:27:49They slept together.
00:27:50Why don't you believe me?
00:27:52Let go of me.
00:27:53Do you know how much this dress costs?
00:27:59I'll see you again soon.
00:28:09Hey.
00:28:11So, how'd it go today?
00:28:13Where were you?
00:28:23What the hell is going on?
00:28:26Why did they call you Freddy?
00:28:30Look, Charlotte.
00:28:31I...
00:28:32I never meant to trick you.
00:28:43Please.
00:28:45I don't...
00:28:46I don't know what to think.
00:28:48I don't know who you are.
00:28:50Charlotte.
00:29:07Oh, you bitch!
00:29:09Oh, you'll pay for that!
00:29:14We just wanted a story.
00:29:18But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:22Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:35Charlotte!
00:29:36Are you okay?
00:29:37You look hurt.
00:29:38Are you hurt?
00:29:39I'm fine.
00:29:40So sorry.
00:29:41This is all my fault.
00:29:42Why are you apologizing?
00:29:43You just saved my life.
00:29:45Come on.
00:29:51Oh, the boss is gonna love this.
00:29:55Oh, the boss is gonna love this.
00:30:24I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:27I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:36I'm sorry I got you into this, but I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:46And not all of them are good.
00:30:48But you are.
00:30:50All I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:31:06Hey.
00:31:08Good morning.
00:31:09Good morning.
00:31:11Listen, I have breakfast coming up for you right now.
00:31:14I'm going to step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
00:31:17Just lie back and rest.
00:31:20All right.
00:31:32Coleman.
00:31:33Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
00:31:35That cannot happen again.
00:31:37You got it, boss.
00:31:38You don't have security.
00:31:39Yeah, she better.
00:31:43Shit!
00:31:44How long has it been?
00:31:45I hear you and Freddy have been very busy boys behind my back.
00:31:50Look, I'm sure you're disappointed that he's not going to do another sequel, as am I, but he's already made
00:31:55up his mind.
00:31:56Listen, dipshit.
00:31:57We both know which head he's thinking with, and it's not the one above his shoulders.
00:32:01Well, that's not my business.
00:32:02Actually, fuckhead, it is your business.
00:32:04My guy just sent me these photos.
00:32:21No, I don't know the pay rate yet, Mom, but it's...
00:32:24It's entry-level.
00:32:28$3,000 a month?
00:32:30How am I supposed to...
00:32:31No, I know it's a...
00:32:33Okay, Mom.
00:32:36Okay, Mom, I have to go.
00:32:39Okay, bye.
00:32:41What was that on the boat?
00:32:43Nothing.
00:32:45You know, this is all really nice, but I have to go work brunch in an hour.
00:32:50What?
00:32:51Cancel.
00:32:52We can stay in bed all day.
00:32:54I got food brought up to us.
00:32:55Look, you just got a promotion.
00:32:57You don't need to be working back over there.
00:32:58Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck, I'm not going to jinx it.
00:33:02Fine.
00:33:04Do what you want.
00:33:10Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:11Thank you.
00:33:12Thank you.
00:33:17Diana?
00:33:23Diana?
00:33:24So, you're the girl that's turned Freddie's career upside down.
00:33:28You're more stunning in person.
00:33:30I don't know about that.
00:33:32Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:33Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:37So, what's good here?
00:33:38Not much.
00:33:39So, why are you here, Diana?
00:33:41I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:44You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:33:47I already have a job.
00:33:49I work for Coleman, who works for me.
00:33:51I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:33:56I didn't know that.
00:33:58I'm actually working on a project with Freddie right now.
00:34:01Who you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:34:05For who?
00:34:07And how did you know that?
00:34:09It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:12I do pay well.
00:34:34Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:36Come in, come in.
00:34:37You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:38Oh, no.
00:34:40It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:41I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:43I'm sorry, what?
00:34:44You heard me.
00:34:45I've been on my feet all week, and I need to relax.
00:34:48Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:34:49I'm not a masseuse.
00:34:50Let's get one thing straight.
00:34:52If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry,
00:34:56you'll do as I say.
00:35:12That's a good girl.
00:35:19Oh, no, that is it.
00:35:21Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:24You need to tell Freddie, and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:27No, Sam, that's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:30I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:32Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:33As much as I need to.
00:35:35This is my dream.
00:35:37I'm not giving up on it.
00:35:53Hey, Mom, what's up?
00:35:55Charlotte, honey, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:35:58Your father's medication prices have gone up again, and we're struggling to keep up with the debt.
00:36:04I'm sorry, Mom.
00:36:04I wish I could help more, but things are a little tough right now.
00:36:09But I'm not giving up.
00:36:22I can do this.
00:36:25I have to do this.
00:36:35What's all this?
00:36:37I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories.
00:36:39So I thought I'd do something special for you for all your hard work.
00:36:55Are you serious?
00:36:56Yeah.
00:36:57Root Beer Floats.
00:36:58Your hometown favorite.
00:36:59My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game, whether we won or lost.
00:37:03Go and try it.
00:37:05I can't.
00:37:05I'm on a special diet.
00:37:09Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:13I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:16I want to go public with our love.
00:37:18Are you sure?
00:37:19That's a big step.
00:37:20Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:23Well, I'll support you no matter what.
00:37:40Miss Dunn, welcome.
00:37:42It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:37:45How may I assist you today?
00:37:46I need an outfit for the gala tonight.
00:37:48Something that'll make me stand out.
00:37:50Of course.
00:37:51We have the latest collections from the top designers.
00:37:54I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:37:59Diana, look at this one.
00:38:01This would look stunning on you.
00:38:03Oh, sweetie.
00:38:05I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's stature.
00:38:11Oh, you're right.
00:38:12My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well,
00:38:19whatever she's wearing.
00:38:24Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:30It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:32I'll take it.
00:38:34Class cannot be taught.
00:38:42Oh, Charlotte, I'm just teasing.
00:38:44Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:38:49Go on, try it on.
00:38:50I insist.
00:39:00Well, well, well.
00:39:02Look at you, Charlotte.
00:39:04You clean up nicely.
00:39:10I guess that dress just doesn't work for you.
00:39:13You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:15And you will have to pay damages, of course.
00:39:18I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:22Ciao, Bianca.
00:39:25Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:27The gallo awaits.
00:39:46Freddy, I'm so glad you can make it.
00:39:49Yeah, good evening, Diana.
00:39:59Well, well, if it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:40:04Actually, this is the same gown from earlier, just with some alterations.
00:40:08You can't just...
00:40:09This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:12Well, I believe true style comes from within, not a designer label.
00:40:17Just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:19You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:23I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:26But I...
00:40:27Freddy.
00:40:29Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:37You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:41We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:44We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:40:47Just say the word.
00:40:48Freddy, sing a word.
00:40:49Freddy, sing a word.
00:40:50It isn't the man of the hour, huh?
00:40:54Freddy Jones thinks so.
00:40:57Zabeski?
00:40:57I'm the one who's gonna invest in a little soon, pretty boy.
00:41:01Whether you like it or not.
00:41:05And how might this lovely lady be?
00:41:11Harm candy for the night, no doubt.
00:41:15Watch your mouth, Zabeski.
00:41:18Watch your mouth, Zabeski.
00:41:18Ah, he's got a temper.
00:41:22What are you gonna do about it, pretty boy?
00:41:26Listen, Zabeski.
00:41:27You're not gonna invest in my film.
00:41:29Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:32Do you understand?
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:35Freddy, walk away.
00:41:48Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zabeski.
00:41:51What do you want, Diana?
00:41:52I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddy.
00:41:56Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:42:02I'm listening.
00:42:03It's simple.
00:42:04You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:08I want Freddy.
00:42:09And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:14I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:17What do you have in mind?
00:42:19We hold a press conference.
00:42:21And when Freddy's distracted, I'll announce our new film together, cementing me at his side.
00:42:25I love it.
00:42:27When do we start?
00:42:29Leave it to me, Zabeski.
00:42:31You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:40Freddy?
00:42:43On the gala, I saw something.
00:42:46Your teeth, they weren't normal.
00:42:49And the way you fought Zabeski.
00:42:52What's going on?
00:42:54I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:42:57Only because we're bonded by blood.
00:42:59What the hell does that mean?
00:43:00It means I'm a vampire.
00:43:10You know, when I was a little girl,
00:43:12I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:15The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:19Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:23That's the thing about magic, Charlotte.
00:43:28So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:38The magic's still there, Charlotte.
00:43:40You just gotta know where to look.
00:43:42And I missed you, baby, by my side.
00:43:46Where are you now, baby?
00:43:53Did you hear it mean to say goodbye?
00:43:56I can't think I'm one good reason why I need you now.
00:44:16Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:18But I'm meaning to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:23Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you,
00:44:26and I don't want you working for her anymore.
00:44:29And I've been thinking,
00:44:31if you need help financially or otherwise,
00:44:35I got you.
00:44:37You can't take that.
00:44:40I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:42But I insist you take it.
00:44:45I would feel a whole lot better.
00:44:47Please.
00:44:48Fine.
00:44:49You're just for emergencies.
00:45:00It's Diana.
00:45:02She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:07Signore.
00:45:17Diana.
00:45:26You know she's not going to stop calling.
00:45:28Just answer it.
00:45:30Diana.
00:45:32What do you want?
00:45:34You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:36It's none of your business.
00:45:38Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:45:41I have a proposition for the both of you
00:45:43so we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:45:57We're here to settle things like you said.
00:45:59No more games.
00:46:00I already told her about us.
00:46:01So you can't hang that over my head.
00:46:03Splendid.
00:46:04I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:07On that note,
00:46:08this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:11Pam?
00:46:13You goddamn bitch.
00:46:20Oh my god.
00:46:21I can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive.
00:46:26Two years ago, but charmed.
00:46:28Thank you.
00:46:29With how hard Charlotte's been working,
00:46:31I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:32It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:34Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:37Diana's very humble,
00:46:39and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:46:43What are you doing?
00:46:44I just wanted to show you the gold-digging trash you've been in bed with.
00:46:48Watch this.
00:46:51Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country,
00:46:53and how hard it's been.
00:46:56Yes, that's true.
00:46:58With your dad's back surgery he needs,
00:47:00and the black mold in the house,
00:47:02they might have to sell, and it breaks my heart.
00:47:04That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:05But it could be.
00:47:07What if I wrote your mother a check for $2 million?
00:47:11In exchange for what?
00:47:13You leaving Freddie alone.
00:47:16Forever.
00:47:19$2 million?
00:47:22Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:24Oh, yeah.
00:47:25I guess it would.
00:47:29We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:31And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship,
00:47:33not by you,
00:47:34not by anyone.
00:47:38Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:41Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:47:44I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:47:47Not if it means sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:47:52You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:47:54But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:47:57Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:48:00And trust me,
00:48:01you're not going to like it.
00:48:03You're done here, Diana.
00:48:04And as far as your plan B,
00:48:07we'll handle that together.
00:48:09Come on, ladies.
00:48:11Let's go.
00:48:17This isn't over.
00:48:19Not by a long shot.
00:48:25All right, you two.
00:48:27So let's review.
00:48:28Diana, you're going to go out first.
00:48:30People are going to be super excited to see you.
00:48:31And then you're going to introduce Freddie.
00:48:33Freddie, they're going to be equally excited to see you.
00:48:35Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:37And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:39Sound good?
00:48:40Sounds great.
00:48:41Fantastic.
00:48:43Oh, they're ready to go.
00:48:44We've got to get out there.
00:48:44Otherwise, we're going to keep them waiting.
00:48:46And we do not want to do that.
00:48:47They look perfect.
00:48:47Great job.
00:48:48Come on, you two.
00:48:48Let's go.
00:48:49No, no, you look perfect.
00:48:50You don't need to check yourself.
00:48:51Let's go.
00:49:03It isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:09What are you doing?
00:49:11Thinking about your blood, Charlotte.
00:49:15About the way it tastes.
00:49:17The way it must feel.
00:49:19Moving down.
00:49:21Oh, my God.
00:49:22Stay away from me.
00:49:23I'm warning you.
00:49:24Or what?
00:49:25You're warning me.
00:49:26What are you going to do, sweetheart?
00:49:29Come for help?
00:49:32Well, we just want to thank you for coming with me so much for us.
00:49:36And now, without further ado, let's welcome the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:49:48I think your blood...
00:49:51will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:49:55And I'm going to savor every last drop.
00:50:03Come on, Freddie.
00:50:07Come on, Freddie.
00:50:07Sure.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10What?
00:50:11What?
00:50:12I'm going to savor every last drop.
00:50:17I'm going to savor every last drop.
00:50:19Get out of here, Charlotte!
00:50:21Freddie!
00:50:28I see you around my girl again, Zabeski.
00:50:31I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:38Charlotte.
00:50:41Are you okay?
00:50:43You came back.
00:50:45I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:50:55I'm sorry, everyone.
00:50:57I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:51:07Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:51:08You guys are too kind.
00:51:09Sorry I'm late.
00:51:09You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:13There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:16First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:20Me too, Freddie.
00:51:21I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:27Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:31She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful women in this town.
00:51:37My new career advisor and future is Freddie Jones.
00:51:41Miss Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:51:48Excuse me.
00:51:54I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:51:56It's okay.
00:51:57Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:52:00We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:02I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:04I love you too.
00:52:06I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:08Yeah, anything.
00:52:09Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:11It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:13It would mean the world to me.
00:52:15I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:18But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:34I need to speak with you now.
00:52:42Alexander, Zelda, I need to speak with you now.
00:52:46Diana, what brings you here in such a state?
00:52:49It's Freddie.
00:52:50Your son has gone too far this time.
00:52:53He's announced his engagement to a human.
00:52:55At a press conference, no less.
00:52:57A human?
00:52:59Are you certain?
00:53:01Yes.
00:53:02Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:04He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:10This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:12The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:15I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:17That's why I came to you.
00:53:19I worry about Freddie and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:22What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:25She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:29We cannot take any risks.
00:53:32We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:35You have our work.
00:53:44So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:53:48Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:50The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:53:52We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:53:55But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:54:00Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:02And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:03Plus, we have some news.
00:54:05I knew it! I knew it!
00:54:08Freddie, you're going to get you the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:12Oh yeah, you bet.
00:54:13No, you're not.
00:54:14Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:18Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:20I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:23Well, I'm not getting married in anything else.
00:54:25So if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:29All right. All right. Love you. Bye.
00:54:46Something's wrong.
00:54:47I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:50Okay. I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:54:52It's not like my mom to not answer.
00:54:54Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:54:57I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:55:00Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:03Okay. All right. Well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:08Let's go.
00:55:15Mom?
00:55:17Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:23This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:29Freddie, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:31Charlotte, don't worry. We'll find them, okay?
00:55:34I promise.
00:55:41Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:45Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:50And we'd just as soon come out here, then have Freddie business there.
00:55:55My phone can't get service. I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:55:59We're in a dead zone.
00:56:01They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:03In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:07Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:11And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:17We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:20Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:23But what we do know is not very wholesome, like sex slaves and...
00:56:28Clones.
00:56:29Yeah, clones.
00:56:30We don't have slaves.
00:56:33Or clones.
00:56:35But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddie's union could be complicated.
00:56:41Challenging.
00:56:42Even dangerous.
00:56:45Dangerous?
00:56:46The truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:56:52Please follow us to the parlor.
00:57:00All right.
00:57:02Thank you.
00:57:03I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:07And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:10Charlotte.
00:57:11We're going to find them.
00:57:13Promise.
00:57:16Are you okay?
00:57:17I'm hanging in there.
00:57:19Look, I'm going to go.
00:57:20But I'll be back soon.
00:57:21Where are you going?
00:57:22I'm going to go talk to somebody who might know what the hell is going on.
00:57:28I'll be back.
00:57:31I'll be back.
00:57:59Coleman.
00:57:59Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:02They're not with Diana.
00:58:06Okay.
00:58:06Well, where are they now?
00:58:07They're with your parents.
00:58:09Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:10You told a human our secrets.
00:58:13They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:31That was so good.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Hi.
00:58:36You're okay?
00:58:38Okay, we're better than okay.
00:58:39We're having a great time.
00:58:41What took you so long?
00:58:43Mom, Dad, what are they doing here?
00:58:46You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:49We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was all right.
00:58:52We were going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:58:55Not to mention our only son.
00:58:57Okay, and?
00:59:00Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:04A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:07You picked a good one.
00:59:08And her parents are fun.
00:59:10Oh, aren't they?
00:59:12Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:17Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:19We went to the bar and it was unlocked.
00:59:20No one was there.
00:59:21Ted, did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:25Uh, yeah, I meant to, but, you know, with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:31Alexander is the same way.
00:59:33Completely useless around the house.
00:59:35But I am good with toasts.
00:59:39Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:41No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:44To the happy cuppa.
00:59:47Cheers.
01:00:00By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:13Oh, mom.
01:00:22Congratulations.
01:00:23I guess the best woman won.
01:00:25So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:28No.
01:00:29I've moved on.
01:00:31Are you serious?
01:00:32Yeah, she's crazy, but she knows the business, and she gets me.
01:00:38I'm good luck with that, brother.
01:00:40Yeah, I've known you for 200 years.
01:00:42Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:00:45I just have one question.
01:00:54What is it?
01:00:56Is she going to drink milk?
01:00:59No.
01:01:01No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:02Yes, she is.
01:01:12¡Gracias!
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