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00:05and pan yeah good yeah you see that i'm gonna be in chicago on broadway that's so fun if you
00:17happen
00:18to be in new york city july 4th 2023 come check out my opening night i think there might still
00:24be tickets we don't have to say 2023 because i'm dropping this tomorrow that's right yeah although
00:31for prosperity right i don't know should i do it again what do you think jane i don't know i
00:37don't
00:37do social media right yeah that's right okay here let me just have a look valerie huh we need to
00:43get
00:43you to hair and makeup oh yeah doing social media as per right gotta get the s&m done i'm
00:50coming all
00:50right jane patience yeah are you sick i can't get sick no no allergies okay allergies been rehearsing
00:58for two weeks haven't met my cast yet so excited for them to for me to meet them you hit
01:04the door
01:04yep that's okay careful walking backwards right you'll get it you're new okay sorry jane everything
01:11okay did you block him no no you got us both no yeah i mean yeah i did okay you
01:19don't seem happy
01:21i'm sorry did i was like in your way no jane feels like you don't want to be here
01:28well i feel like i have to be okay
01:33is it um is it because of the money because i gave that to you as a friend
01:41this is uncomfortable no it isn't no i don't even think about that 25 000 i don't when i give
01:47something i give it with my heart okay i just i feel like i'm indentured
01:54no you're not no no you're you're paying me back by the work you're doing yeah that's what
02:00indentured means no no no no jane we've got we've got work to finish right i don't know
02:07though what don't you know jane what don't you know i gotta get into hair it's just it this feels
02:12like the doc we were doing 10 years ago it's not new okay uh well i'll tell you what's new
02:18uh i've never been on stage before yeah got to la and went straight into guest stardom on sitcoms
02:26she's covering all that well if she can cover all that why do i have three cameras in there i
02:32don't
02:32know well i do because we want it to be good we both do valerie yeah we are waiting for
02:37you no
02:38you're not i'm on my way perfect okay that's good yeah all right you're on board let's do our doc
02:43valerie on broadway and describe it he came toward me with a pistol from my bureau did you fight
02:53him like a tiger he had strength and she had not and yet we both reach for the god oh
02:59yes oh yes oh
03:00yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we both reach for the gun the gun the gun the
03:03gun oh yes we both
03:04reach for the gun for the gun oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes you're
03:19not hitting the
03:19downbeat with your head your head bobs need to be much sharper uh-huh okay got it yeah and your
03:26lips
03:26aren't matching uh you're happy behind david okay who's david okay all right sorry sorry everyone
03:36okay i thought i'd have a chance to meet all of you and just say hello i'm valerie cherish you
03:41know so
03:41we could bond right yeah but i get it you've got a show tonight so no time to be polite
03:46i get it yeah
03:47okay yeah so you need to speed up speed up well now the nice man i was rehearsing with for
03:54two weeks
03:54have them slow it down a bit so that i could get it you know he did us no favors
03:59okay i'll get there
04:00when you have to get there now valerie this is your only rehearsal of the cast yeah it's just you
04:07know
04:07what it's just it's all so different that's all you know the music's really coming at me you know it's
04:12just so completely different from just the piano right and the drums wow are they too loud
04:18because it's no too much that's the beat that's the guide track for your head bouncing okay
04:24lc do you want to show valerie oh yes oh thank you great okay i'm gonna grab a water well
04:30patience
04:30because i have a water all right take it from the bridge five six seven eight
04:51yeah that was yeah wow she's a dancer i'm not really gonna be able to hit it that hard i'm
04:58gonna
04:58snap something you know yeah and question is this the real housewives version yes this is the
05:06dumbed down version okay so this is the dumbed down uh-huh okay i'll tell you there's no audience
05:12so it's just so hard to feel if whether or not it's working it's not working
05:21yet right yeah okay yeah back on his lap okay another question um am i doing anything right
05:30you're so funny on the lines ah thank you darling sorry wish i had time to learn your name
05:35that's stephen well what my name stephen ah okay good yeah and we're bouncing on the drum beat
05:44same place five six seven eight oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both
05:51oh yes we both
05:53what are you doing with your hand
05:56trying to get the rhythm down so i can practice later in my hotel
06:02just trying to save my neck
06:07yeah where's the nice one yeah all right jane jane oh there you are jane yeah i think all this
06:14is
06:14just ng all of it why don't we take a five that's great a five yeah let's do that mark
06:20this is hell
06:21okay this is hell can you hear me mark and mark it's nothing like the movie now i'm wondering maybe
06:28i should have seen the show before i said yes the music never stops song after song it's relentless
06:34you'd go nuts well musicals aren't our thing no yeah maybe i shouldn't come no don't come
06:40yeah i thought it would be fun it's not fun it's hard and boy they have an issue with every
06:45single
06:46thing i do now why don't you just quit you didn't even want to do this in the first place
06:50there's
06:51nothing else to do mark the writers are on strike i get to be in a broadway show you know
06:56i can't quit and i have a contract i really can't quit you know how am i quitting me it's
07:04really hard
07:05no no and all those fans coming to see me for july 4th holiday oh wait you hear this yeah
07:10so uh greg
07:12and i are in the break room and we're remembering you know stupid jokes that you're not allowed to tell
07:17anymore so i told the one about what's the valve so it's not allergies sorry that's all right no
07:24sorry gotta go we've got cove in here what do you care you had it a month ago you're immune
07:32yeah
07:38what are you doing in a costume oh i told you she'd quit i win no i'm not quitting i've
07:44got
07:44a positive covid test here yeah oh shit i'm getting married next week well but you're okay
07:53because this is from someone on my team she faked a covid test we get it valerie you can't do
07:58it
07:58okay who said i could can't dance i can't sing i'm not a broadway caliber performer why'd you ask me
08:05guess they were up to the v's okay well you're mean you're mean theater folk and i called equity my
08:12union rep said that you can't use my likeness for whatever it is that you're filming you want to
08:16talk unions do you know what's going on out there right now in the hall no on the street here
08:22and in
08:22los angeles the riders union is on strike and sag aftera is next and i'm here working with you i'm
08:29bobbing my head having a good time doesn't feel right doesn't feel right to me and i don't know how
08:38you're all allowed to be here doing summer stock while your brethren are out there on strike
08:43brethren okay jane let's just break down all the cameras and and go
08:52jane left she told the crew that she was immunocompromised and so she had to go
08:57can you cover your mouth please yeah um so okay where'd she go back to the hotel she went to
09:04la
09:05okay okay well good idea all right we need to go too yeah let's go to join your brethren
09:15yes bye tv okay elsie you'll be doing roxy again
09:24you know what broadway doesn't care no matter how many hats and t-shirts say it does let's go
09:35i just want to thank everybody for their enthusiasm and for their commitment by showing up today to
09:43this strike
09:49it's very important that we stay strong and that we stay focused and not just on what is happening for
09:57us now but what we will need in the near future because a i is coming after all of us
10:06we must wake up and smell the coffee
10:17oh those are all too far away you know and then that no you only see half of her in
10:23most of these
10:23and then the close-up ones no that's i'm blocked by that wga sign i'll take well
10:28oh she's still here i'm gonna get it okay
10:32hi fran hi gallery cherish yes yes hi hi thank you for being here today well union important you
10:40know true that yeah i know can we get a quick pic of course oh yeah as long as it's
10:45quick yeah
10:45so much going on i know i feel like i just saw you somewhere where was that
10:51over there oh there's that signature wit yeah no where was it no somewhere well i just got the
10:59women entertainment power 100 award at the gala were you there i no i wasn't no no i'm doing
11:06chicago on broadway oh yeah we're supposed to stop calling me but uh could you go a little higher
11:11please yeah well you know what just didn't feel right being on stage during the writer's strike
11:16right exactly so i had to quit you know in solidarity yeah yeah that's very commendable
11:21thank you how's it going there great okay oh oh that's great yeah oh no no no no way in
11:29hell
11:29okay okay yeah that'd be to be quick yeah i know but if you'd stop talking it would be yeah
11:34where was
11:35it though that i saw you could you give us a one two three please sure um okay one two
11:40three
11:44oh that's great okay well that's not my good smile that's not my good smile yeah we can do another
11:49okay all right all right a little higher one two three there okay now listen oh that's great
11:57okay nice seeing you my eyes close honey we're on strike let's just prioritize here okay all right
12:04thank you thanks a lot well nice seeing you yeah thank you i know where it was hollywood ball
12:10i saw her she didn't see me and that's why she didn't know uh so what else podcast listeners
12:16what have i been doing um oh it's a wonderful old movie the other night on tv yeah uh goodbye
12:25girl
12:25such a great old movie yeah have you seen that one patience yeah looking it up okay goodbye girl
12:33american american movie 1977 i wasn't born until 2003 oh and it's 2026 so that would make you
12:4623 okay yeah oh that's why yeah should have told you i was watching it you know then you could
12:51have
12:52watched it we could have talked about it here you know then you'd be on the pod
12:58yeah next time um okay well what else do you have on my topics list um okay next is peach
13:05lipstick
13:06but we're at 41 minutes so you can stop okay
13:13yeah you have to sign off that's right thanks for listening to cherish the time i hope you did
13:21i did okay yeah well really need to have guests on mark mark honey on your way up from pickleball
13:34did
13:34you happen to see package from amazon in the lobby for me i didn't log okay but isn't that front
13:40desk
13:40supposed to notify us is not the reason i have a front desk well things fall through the cracks so
13:45i do need those sneakers for my shoot tomorrow you know luckily they couldn't see my beat up tree
13:51torrents and my self-tape why are you buying your own costume bow don't they have a wardrobe
13:55department it's a movie well it's an indie okay they don't have the money to do things right
14:00you know and she's a fitness trainer from the 80s period piece i don't understand why you had to
14:06even audition for some little movie you have a freaking emmy well business isn't the same as it used
14:11to be hello hello hello hi oh i i saw this on the front desk oh great yeah these are
14:20the sneakers
14:20for my indie shoot tomorrow you know the one you said is with that up and coming new director
14:25okay yeah great yeah here brought a housewarming gift ah isn't that nice okay beautiful
14:35there she is miss emmy place of honor oh yeah people like to see it housewarming gift it's been six
14:42months well my first visit and hi mark
14:48well what do you think think about what about what about these views right so sexy huh yeah we love
14:57it
14:58oh really needed a change you know mark and valerie's new chapter i couldn't be happier also
15:04so close to the business now in beverly hills west hollywood right no more driving in from brentwood
15:09no more brentwood yeah well well tiara towers i mean very fancy val very fancy isn't it you know elton
15:17john used to live on this floor actually floor below yeah well the truth is important so i was hoping
15:24the girl does your socials would be here too are you going to take this yes sure yeah um patience
15:29yeah she is here uh she's just she's lying down in mark's office poor thing as a migraine well i
15:34have
15:34exciting valerie news and i thought that you might want her to film it okay so that's why you're really
15:39here okay yeah i'll get her yeah she's been down in about an hour or so so it's always something
15:44with
15:44her huh see val i didn't say it okay uh fragile yeah but worth it right because my socials are
15:52way up
15:52did you see that cute nivia post oh yeah is that a collab no it's to show that i'm open
15:57to collapse
15:58right yeah i'll get her so you can tell me my big news okay valerie cherish that's me are you
16:06ready
16:07to work again well been working working tomorrow no i know i meant where have i been right did two
16:14seasons
16:14of mrs hat was mrs hat nobody saw that well because it was on epics okay how many apps can
16:21a person have
16:23you know also i've got my podcast right cherish the time right well today i got a call from your
16:30old broadcast home the net oh didn't they go belly up though when they tried to switch to streaming they
16:35did but comspot communications bought them and their entire library so now they are the new net rebranding
16:40real smart yeah and they are offering valerie cherish please note that i said offer not audition
16:48noted a starring role in their new multi-camera comedy wow thrilling i could cry um in a multi-cam
16:59so
16:59sitcoms are making a comeback yeah knew they would you know people need a laugh now more than ever yeah
17:07oh
17:08oh okay what's it about i don't know okay well what's the part i don't know well what do you
17:16know
17:17well i know that you're not gonna have to deal with any writers it's being written by ai
17:25uh-huh now is is that allowed well it must be because they're doing it okay yeah can i see
17:32a script
17:32well there's no script yet they want to build it around the star oh wow yeah what's the problem pal
17:40you you said yes to mrs hat without seeing anything well no but because i knew what shows
17:45mandy had written on and i like them so yeah okay i mean i don't know what to say valerie
17:55i think i have
17:56been a good manager well billy you've been a great manager you were a great publicist you're great at
18:02everything well it doesn't seem like that right now it's not you billy okay it's without a script
18:07i could be signing up for a show about a stripper okay a sex worker that's what they like to
18:13be called
18:13now you think they're gonna make a multi-cam about a 60 year old sex worker is there any other
18:17show
18:18being written by ai already i don't know yeah you don't know okay alexa are there any ai written
18:24shows yet i don't know if i can help you with that okay see billy it's not ready
18:33billy keeps texting me
18:37i've been thinking mark i can't take that new net meeting you know i can't no i need writers to
18:44like
18:44me you know and ai is what that whole strike was about no it was about more than ai the
18:50streamer
18:51business model is transitioning no no ai was the villain okay i was there in the heat marching with
18:57those writers connecting with them that whole day uh-uh don't think i'm a hypocrite what do you care
19:05the writers never cared about you well okay but they still have power in tv
19:10not of ai works well and you're willing to throw away an ai written series because of this
19:15principled stand okay you know what then i'll do an ai series next year all right when everyone else is
19:21i've got a movie tomorrow so i've got to study my lines
19:27one workout away from a good mood don't wait until you've reached your office and now that's a tough
19:34transition you know billy talks like i'm only on finance students because you push for me what no
19:40no okay that's not true all right it's a reality show and they needed a financial expert all right
19:46and you were in finance and smart and real so yeah well yeah perfect i have to say yeah
19:57i'm not exactly loving it oh yeah what else would i do
20:03you can only pickle so much yeah well that's true oh well
20:12no okay mark i gotta study my lines you only have six lines how about a hand job okay night
20:23mark
20:37i'll get the nivia
20:44sure it's not broken yeah they said i just stepped on it wrong
20:49no one's here to meet me
20:50um indie films you know small footprint better for the environment okay you look official oh hi
21:01so uh maybe you can help me i'm valerie cherished okay playing lana uh i don't see a lana
21:12she's the fitness trainer oh i have fitness trainer no lana yeah lana's the character name i gave her
21:19okay well uh day players but a holding in the dining room well here for the day doing all my
21:24stuff
21:25in one day not a day player okay yeah that'll be very good valerie hi i'm the director raha agarwal
21:35oh hi you i loved your self-tape thank you you brought what you wore oh sure did yeah oh
21:42amazing
21:43you know when i saw you in that crazy 80s get up i thought wow she knows how to make
21:47something out of
21:47nothing so fun that the fitness trainer is still stuck in the 80s uh well yeah but the script says
21:54uh in the 80s yeah everyone everyone's in the 80s so yeah no everyone's in their 80s are you sure
22:04yeah i wrote it well it looks like in the eight oh there's a crease oh i see it okay
22:11yeah so this
22:12isn't uh period piece no it takes place today in a rest home it's about me and my grandmother oh
22:18that's
22:19sweet yeah so okay so then uh so she's a fitness trainer for the elderly right uh johnny will take
22:26care of you i've got to go set up a shot um oh and can you do your hair bigger
22:30to match that funny
22:31rainbow sweatband uh yeah can do uh okay so uh darling you're gonna have to point me to hair and
22:37makeup well they players come as is uh-huh yeah definitely didn't hear me oh my lord and taylor valerie
22:49cherish oh it's a fan well hello you well hello you nice to meet you what's your name what's your
22:56name
22:56what's your daddy is he rich like me valerie it's tommy well hi tommy tommy tomlin i did guest cast
23:05hair
23:05on i'm it i covered you when mickey was on vacation that's right of course tommy oh sorry i didn't
23:15recognize you join the club i don't recognize myself news at 11 i'm bold i used to have that
23:21head of crazy red hair we were the two reds we were the two reds that's right oh oh so
23:27great to see
23:28you oh so are you doing the hair then no i'm not doing the hair then i live here you
23:34you live here no
23:37thank you for acting shocked but i'm 85 can you believe it no i can't no you look amazing yeah
23:44don't just stand there confused dear go around here you can do it where are the pas to herd the
23:53cattle oh god this is a real rat fuck oh yeah forgive my french who's this gender young thing uh
24:01this is patience she's my social media hi how is it that you are starring in this piece of judo
24:09oh well
24:11just helping out for the day you know no good deed and no wardrobe and no hair well excuse me
24:17i'm
24:18standing right here could you can you well sure i can my hands still work at least the right one
24:24does
24:25there's nothing else you can do here oh dirty out of the way star coming through oh stay or go
24:35irma
24:35say or go valerie take a right you're gonna have to bump it up tommy you know just found out
24:44on the
24:45comic relief i have to find a way to make this funny being funny is never been a problem for
24:49you val
24:50everything you did on i meant was hilarious should i keep shooting that yeah oh yeah that episode
24:57where becky went to jamaica uh-huh for the office retreat you had that cute accent don't expect me to
25:03touch your cola nuts yeah that's right cola nuts oh funny line yeah that was the last minute pitch
25:11from the floor mickey and i just about peter panties yeah we nearly ruined the take how is mickey
25:19ah well um no we lost mickey yeah he passed away covet covet yeah the first round covet og i
25:31call it
25:31i've had it five times in here oh i must be a tank yeah we're lucky miss jeres yeah lucky
25:39to be alive
25:41every day is a blessing that's right yeah i agree you were even funny on that this is hot oh
25:48funny
25:49on a detective show that's hard you had epics no no no roku everybody in here likes to leave it
25:56to
25:56beaver channel uh-huh music out and action okay everybody is blocking miss cherish you're busy lift
26:07those legs just like me keep them pumping you're only one workout away from a good mood
26:14don't wait till you've reached your goal to feel proud of yourself it's up to you to start making
26:20healthy choices today is he okay or is this a bit i only got the one page okay he's having
26:28a cardiac
26:28event let's step away oh it's not a bit it's not over here get up get up get up oh
26:34is he gonna be
26:35okay we have a very competent step move move let him through valerie stay in touch i slipped my email
26:42into your purse it's tt27 at aol.com oh my god so sorry about this we'll clear it up and
26:49get back
26:50to you okay clear we're not gonna get to you today this is a whole mess happened yesterday too oh
26:55same
26:55guy no clear we'll get to you tomorrow oh i can't come back here well then you won't be in
27:01the movie oh
27:02shoot you sure you don't want to change oh no we've got we've got to go no because what if
27:07that poor man
27:08comes to and they want to oh billy's calling back yeah hi billy yeah okay listen i'm being stupid okay
27:16so
27:17just set that new net meeting whenever you can yeah okay oh gotta move yeah okay uh so also billy
27:26this was not a low budget movie it was a no budget movie okay there was no yeah we're moving
27:33we are
27:33moving okay she's got a boot on oh it's not for us okay um i also billy how is this
27:41an up-and-coming
27:42director and she's 12 and it's a little
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