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25:07And what? And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What? Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Yeah, I know.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait, should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48So tired.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:27Whoa.
26:29Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:53It's not little.
26:58I don't know if I have a concussion or something.
27:01God.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is...
27:37Um, it's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:47Oh, it's actually, we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes because it was considered
27:52like disrespectful to do after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58It's just my dad said that they could see.
28:00I just looked you in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:05I guess we'll find out.
28:30Is that an empty chair for, for me?
28:32I know, you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy
28:38dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:50Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00This is the love cave.
29:13This...
29:29Was this a family pet, too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother, Elizabeth, was killed by a bear.
29:39And her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course.
29:51Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face, or I could, you know, just call the butler.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding.
30:09Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:13All right, I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium to the right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah.
30:23Yeah.
30:23Yeah, you're right.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:55You do?
30:56Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01Fuck!
31:02You scared the shit out of me!
31:04Sorry.
31:04Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists!
31:12There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:15Come here, we're family.
31:17It's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:22Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36It's Nell.
31:37Hi.
31:39It's Jules.
31:40Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or Iceland trip last summer, but you're scared of planes
31:48or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:58You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's pretty cute.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09He's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:12Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched in
32:21the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:23Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned baby
32:43in, in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help and then when I went to this dive bar there was this, like, very creepy
32:50guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:09Rachel and Jared.
33:11Good night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:16Okay, I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse, he tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get
34:02louder and louder and louder and louder and louder and louder until he comes face to face with it.
34:13Jules is like the sorry man with his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a
34:25downturned smile, wailing.
34:29It's awful.
34:31Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:34So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a woman
34:48open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
35:02it's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of.
35:27Oh my god.
35:30What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, I pushed you, I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:53She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:57Aw, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, you have to hear that story to get me this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:42That's fun.
36:43Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:45I mean, you don't believe in it.
36:46Right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in a human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What?
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me, and I thought that he was going
37:28to hurt me, but he was...
37:29I don't know how to describe it, but I was like, he was watching me pee, and...
37:33Wait, what?
37:33Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, I'm fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but, like, not the good kind.
37:44Like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just know something bad's going to happen, you just know, and I've been feeling that way more
37:55and more and more and more and more since we got here,
37:58and then now that we're here, I just, like, I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here.
38:05Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I...
38:12I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:17I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I love you.
38:52Hmm.
38:55Hmm.
38:56Hmm.
38:56Hmm.
38:57Hmm.
38:58Hmm.
39:01Hmm.
39:03Sorry.
39:04Sorry.
39:05What?
39:07Hmm.
39:14I have to do the thing.
39:16Hmm.
39:17Hmm.
39:20Hmm.
39:21Hmm.
39:23Hmm.
39:24Hmm.
39:25Hmm.
39:26Hmm.
39:26Hmm.
39:26Hmm.
39:27Hmm.
39:53Hmm.
39:54Hmm.
39:56Hmm.
39:57Oh, my God.
40:50Oh, my God.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:22Oh, my God.
41:48Oh, my God.
42:12Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:28Oh, my God.
44:01Oh, my God.
44:04Oh, my God.
44:23Oh, my God.
45:17Oh, my God.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:28Oh, my God.
46:21Oh, my God.
46:53Oh, my God.
47:23Oh, my God.
47:26Oh, my God.
48:23Oh, my God.
48:26Oh, my God.
48:56Oh, my God.
49:30Oh, my God.
50:00Oh, my God.
50:30Oh, my God.
50:56Oh, my God.
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