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Office Girl
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00:00:03Hi, I'm Eve and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees it is not
00:00:08because I'm the coffee girl. I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's
00:00:15most prestigious architecture firm. I didn't order this. I'm going to be the
00:00:22best architect in the world. This is just the first job that's gonna help me get
00:00:28there. I said no dairy! Legans, huh. This is Mason Archer, architecture god. I've been
00:00:39obsessed with his work since I was in middle school. Sorry, it's hard to look
00:00:44away. Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband. Well I say fuck all that. I'm
00:00:52here to party with the big boys. Nothing can stop me now.
00:01:08So, you're the new office girl? Yes, Mr. Archer. I started today. Your dress. Tomorrow you will
00:01:18wash something shorter. Excuse me? Did you not hear me? Wear something shorter. Who the fuck does this guy think
00:01:34he is?
00:01:37Uh, yeah. So, you listen to me. I will not be spoken to like I am some-
00:01:45I will speak to you however I wish. You are a disobedient child like all the rest and I am
00:01:53going to break you. Office girl.
00:01:58I want this job but I will not be talked to like that. Hmph. Okay then. Pack your shit and
00:02:05get out.
00:02:28Hey, Ms. Pratt. Is everything okay?
00:02:42No, now I'm busy. Mr. Archer. I came to return your shirt.
00:03:13So, you're the new office girl. Um, uh, yes ma'am. Ma'am.
00:03:21Come with me. Is everything okay?
00:03:30Some advice. You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
00:03:41What's this bitch's problem?
00:03:45Jamie?
00:03:53What happened?
00:03:55Found her unconscious.
00:03:57I'm fine. Really, okay? I just forgot to take my pill.
00:04:01Don't scare me like that.
00:04:03Jamie, it's not funny. Okay. All right.
00:04:08Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
00:04:14Jamie is their daughter. She survived the crash, but...
00:04:22there's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair
00:04:27for a teenage girl.
00:04:29So, how was your first day? Did they make you the boss yet?
00:04:32Not yet, but soon.
00:04:35You hungry?
00:04:36Yeah.
00:04:41One day I'm gonna have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
00:04:46Eve, look. The real reason why I came by was to give you this.
00:05:02But...
00:05:03I'll...
00:05:04I'll...
00:05:04I'll have the money. I...
00:05:07Soon. I... I promise I...
00:05:08Eve.
00:05:09I'm...
00:05:10I'm really very sorry.
00:05:12I love you and Jamie.
00:05:14Really.
00:05:15But it's out of my hands this time.
00:05:23Hey.
00:05:25Hey.
00:05:25What are you doing?
00:05:29What are you doing?
00:05:32Stop right now.
00:05:33You can't go in there.
00:05:36Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:38Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
00:05:39You think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
00:05:43Didn't I fire you?
00:05:44You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
00:05:50Now the office girl.
00:05:53Get out.
00:05:55You too.
00:06:07Why are you wasting my time?
00:06:09I need this job.
00:06:10I earned it.
00:06:12This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
00:06:16I know.
00:06:17That's why I'm here.
00:06:18No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
00:06:21Why are you any different?
00:06:23Because I'm the best.
00:06:25And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
00:06:34That dress isn't any shorter.
00:06:37I don't have money for new clothes right now.
00:06:42Stand here.
00:07:02Spread your legs.
00:07:17What is happening here?
00:07:22Stop.
00:07:25Don't stop.
00:07:30That's how I...
00:07:32I am.
00:07:33I am.
00:07:34That's how high I want it.
00:07:40Do I have my job back?
00:07:45You said you're the best.
00:07:52Let's see.
00:07:54What?
00:07:55You are going to be my new personal assistant.
00:07:58Anywhere I go,
00:08:00you go.
00:08:02Okay, I accept.
00:08:04You'll have to do anything I say.
00:08:06You understand?
00:08:07Understood, sir.
00:08:09Good.
00:08:11Now...
00:08:13I need you to do something for me.
00:08:16I will do anything you want.
00:08:19I need you to do something for me.
00:08:23Whatever you need, sir.
00:08:30I need you to make copies for me.
00:08:32That's not what I had in mind.
00:08:38Are these the new designs?
00:08:40Don't show anyone.
00:08:41Make the copies, then bring them right back to me.
00:08:43You understand?
00:09:05I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
00:09:08This is my big chance.
00:09:09Nothing can stop my ass now.
00:09:30Oh, fuck me.
00:09:37Oh, my God.
00:09:39He is gonna fucking spank me.
00:09:46Harder.
00:09:47You understand why I must do this, don't you?
00:09:51Yes, sir.
00:09:52Yes, Daddy.
00:09:54You've been a very bad girl.
00:09:57Harder!
00:10:10One more thing.
00:10:26What the hell is wrong with you?
00:10:31I'm so sorry.
00:10:35Your day is over.
00:10:36You can go home now.
00:10:38Get out!
00:10:44What was that?
00:10:47And why do I want more?
00:10:55Gone.
00:10:57Um, yes, they are.
00:10:59They are gone.
00:11:01He is going to fucking kill me.
00:11:04All of them?
00:11:07Yes, sir, all of them.
00:11:09I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:11:16I wasn't expecting that.
00:11:22What do you think I should do with you?
00:11:27Um, I don't know.
00:11:29Fire me, I guess.
00:11:32Fire you?
00:11:34No, no, no.
00:11:36You'd be getting off way too easy.
00:11:40Uh, what do you mean, sir?
00:11:42Close the door.
00:11:51Come here.
00:12:01Closer.
00:12:18You've done a very bad thing, office girl.
00:12:21Yes, sir.
00:12:24He must be punished.
00:12:27Okay.
00:12:29Holy shit.
00:12:32Now, is he really gonna spank me?
00:12:36This is the place?
00:12:38No way!
00:12:39This can't be real.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris.
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Oh, yes, uh, the International Architecture Convention.
00:12:53You will accompany Mr. Archer, and you will assist him with whatever he needs.
00:12:59I, I can't go to Paris right now.
00:13:01Oh, yes, you can.
00:13:02And you will.
00:13:04I assume you can, uh, get a babysitter?
00:13:07I, I don't need a sitter, dude.
00:13:11Make the necessary arrangements, will you?
00:13:24Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
00:13:43Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now, but remember, there were office
00:13:49girls before you, and there will be office girls after you.
00:13:53So enjoy while you can.
00:14:02Holy shitballs.
00:14:03Mouse.
00:14:06But yeah, holy shitballs.
00:14:11You know what?
00:14:12I'm gonna go get a Vogue.
00:14:13Let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays.
00:14:30Hey.
00:14:33That day?
00:14:35That obvious?
00:14:40I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:43Is it your boss again?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48I screwed up.
00:14:49Jamie, I think I blew it.
00:15:07Demi, I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time.
00:15:10Demi, hi, uh, how are you?
00:15:15Um, what are you doing?
00:15:20Who are these guys?
00:15:22What are you guys doing in my apartment?
00:15:24Hey, don't touch that.
00:15:26That's, that's fragile.
00:15:27I, hey, put that down.
00:15:29Who are these beastly men?
00:15:30Ah, enough!
00:15:33Office girl?
00:15:37Mr. Archer is moving you into his building.
00:15:41What?
00:15:44What do you mean?
00:15:45He wants you closer to him.
00:15:49You're gonna be uncalled 24 hours a day.
00:15:52Eve, this lumberjack is going through my shit.
00:15:57Where are you taking us?
00:16:14What are these skankos whispering about?
00:16:33What are you doing in my office?
00:16:36Office girl.
00:16:39I didn't recognize you.
00:16:42Do you like it?
00:16:48It's adequate.
00:16:55I picked it just for you.
00:16:58Did you?
00:17:08Yes, sir.
00:17:11The meeting starts in five minutes, sir.
00:17:19Great.
00:17:27And how are we going to solve this problem?
00:17:30We're way over budget, Mason.
00:17:32I know how to fix it.
00:17:33I'm working on it, aren't I?
00:17:35Oh my god, it's so obvious.
00:17:40We need a solution now.
00:17:42How about metal?
00:17:46Instead of concrete in the atrium, it cuts down on cost significantly.
00:17:59This needs to get done now.
00:18:01We need this contract.
00:18:02Demi, take over.
00:18:11Sir, sir.
00:18:15Do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference?
00:18:20I don't need this right now, Demi.
00:18:22I'll promote you when I think you're ready.
00:18:33Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl.
00:18:45Now these cocksuckers.
00:18:47That means all decisions go through me.
00:18:52Got it?
00:18:55Good.
00:18:57Bye for now.
00:19:10Demi, why were they laughing at me?
00:19:12Oh, they worked here a long time.
00:19:14They know how Mason can be.
00:19:16I'm a professional, not a prostitute.
00:19:22Honey, don't kid yourself.
00:19:26We're all prostitutes sometimes.
00:19:41Hi.
00:19:44Mr. Archer, you scared me.
00:19:47Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?
00:19:52Um, I'm sorry.
00:19:56I mean, I just, Metal, it's so obvious, right?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Absolutely.
00:20:05We'll just have to draft letters of apologies to the congregation's families when the church
00:20:10collapses in on them.
00:20:12What?
00:20:13Maybe you're not as good as you think you are, office girl.
00:20:26You broke another roll.
00:20:40Sir, we're at the office.
00:20:42Do you think I'm unaware?
00:20:49I'm a professional.
00:20:51That's what all the office girls say.
00:20:54I'm all my work taken seriously.
00:21:00This is your work.
00:21:09Well, well, well, if it isn't the big dog himself.
00:21:14Mason Archer.
00:21:16Holy shit.
00:21:17It's the Hollister brothers, Brent and David.
00:21:19Brent.
00:21:20And I see you brought your bitter half.
00:21:22Mason, always a pleasure.
00:21:25We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract.
00:21:28That's a big job for you, Mason.
00:21:32Brent, relax.
00:21:35And who might you be?
00:21:37Brent Hollister.
00:21:38Oh, Mr. Hollister, I know who you are.
00:21:41You and your brother were inspirations to me all through school.
00:21:47Oh, you hear that, Mason?
00:21:53Inspirations.
00:21:58I'll see you.
00:22:02Gentlemen, please, your grown men.
00:22:05Is this over me?
00:22:10Office girl, give me a scotch.
00:22:13It was a pleasure.
00:22:26What's this?
00:22:32Mr. Archer's luggage.
00:22:35What is it?
00:22:37And what am I supposed to do with that?
00:22:39Oh, don't worry about what it is.
00:22:41Worry about how you're going to get it to Paris.
00:22:44Oh, and sign this.
00:22:47What am I signing?
00:22:49Company's insurance policy.
00:22:50Everyone traveling must sign.
00:23:12Whoa, and what is that thing, huh?
00:23:14Jesus, what is it in this thing?
00:23:17Hopefully not a fucking body.
00:23:18Hey, language.
00:23:23You're going to be okay, right?
00:23:25I mean, it's only for a week.
00:23:27I can take care of myself.
00:23:29Really.
00:23:30All right?
00:23:33I know.
00:23:34I just...
00:23:36We've never been apart,
00:23:37and if anything were to happen to you,
00:23:39I will be okay.
00:23:41All right?
00:23:41I'll be fine.
00:23:42I'll have my meds.
00:23:44Everything's going to be okay.
00:23:49I know.
00:23:51I'll miss you too.
00:23:55I'll miss you too.
00:24:35Fuck my life.
00:24:45Now,
00:24:46what I was saying,
00:24:48we're talking about
00:25:15I am going to fucking kill you.
00:25:18Office girl.
00:25:19How was your flight?
00:25:21It was fine, sir.
00:25:25Wonderful news.
00:25:26I brought your luggage, sir,
00:25:29as you requested.
00:25:30I can see that.
00:25:33I think I'm going to go have a shower.
00:25:37Oh, office girl.
00:25:39Yes, sir?
00:25:41You forgot something.
00:25:44Sir?
00:25:46My luggage doesn't go down here.
00:25:48It goes in my room.
00:25:53Forgive me, sir.
00:25:56Of course it does.
00:26:07Yes.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Ooh.
00:26:10Perfect.
00:26:13I believe in you.
00:26:15Please.
00:26:17Stupid box!
00:26:19It sucks.
00:26:31Office girl.
00:26:33Miss, Mr. Archer, I-
00:26:35This is Victoria.
00:26:36I was just leaving.
00:26:49You seem upset.
00:26:53You made me drag that thing halfway across the world.
00:26:57Are you just fucking with me?
00:27:00Office girl.
00:27:02These are my things.
00:27:03I must have my things.
00:27:07What's in the chest?
00:27:13You know.
00:27:14Well, you're one of my things now.
00:27:20What?
00:27:30Who is she?
00:27:31How is that any business of yours?
00:27:38Like a blonde, don't you?
00:27:45She's the head of the union.
00:27:48And she is an end to men.
00:27:50Why do I like this?
00:27:53What the hell is wrong with me?
00:27:57What the hell is wrong with me?
00:28:14How is it?
00:28:15What the hell is wrong with you?
00:28:16What the hell is wrong with you?
00:28:17I Rogan the young scene.
00:28:17Who is that big man?
00:28:20I'm gonna die.
00:28:21When I am surrounded by moans.
00:28:23I'm gonna die on a mountain high.
00:28:26Dreamin' where the body's tight.
00:28:30Ooh.
00:28:32Don't stop.
00:28:34Don't stop.
00:28:36Ooh.
00:28:38Don't stop.
00:28:41Don't stop.
00:29:01What the fuck?
00:29:08What was that?
00:29:10Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby.
00:29:13A date?
00:29:15With me?
00:29:35I want to help you Mason.
00:29:36You're our first choice, but you've got to make it cheaper.
00:29:41Absolutely sir, we will adapt.
00:29:43Look mate, I like your grit, me and your father, God rest his soul, we go way back, but the
00:29:51most important thing now is the board's vote.
00:29:54So make sure you impress him this week, got it?
00:29:57Will do sir.
00:30:00Gotta go, time is money.
00:30:15Mason, you made it.
00:30:17Brent.
00:30:19David.
00:30:24I was hoping your plane would crash.
00:30:28Let's remember we are in public.
00:30:32I see your lovely assistant tagged along.
00:30:38Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through.
00:30:44Don't look at her.
00:30:46Gentlemen, please.
00:30:49Don't tell me you have a thing for this one too, Mason.
00:30:54Bad boy you are.
00:30:58I think you both should leave.
00:31:01Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?
00:31:10Let me remind you that you're both well in your thirties.
00:31:15What'd you just say?
00:31:18I said you're an embarrassment to your father's name.
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:26Is that funny?
00:31:28Fuck.
00:31:30Fuck.
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:34Fuck.
00:31:34Fuck.
00:31:35What is this?
00:31:36What is this?
00:31:37You think you're a far west?
00:31:38This is a good thing with a hotel police.
00:31:40So, ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry for these American abruti of shit.
00:31:45Oh, that motherfucker, I should have killed him.
00:31:53I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:31:56I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:31:57I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:03I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:07I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:11I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:12I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:14I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:15I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:16I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:17I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:19I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:35I see you want it, Officer.
00:32:39I want it.
00:32:42I want it.
00:32:49And he's a big dick.
00:32:51Holy shit.
00:32:57I'm doing it.
00:33:08Christ's sakes.
00:33:10Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit.
00:33:17Damn.
00:33:19There's something seriously wrong with your generation.
00:33:49What's in the chest?
00:33:51You're so curious.
00:33:54I just...
00:34:04I got something for you.
00:34:24What are these for?
00:34:35What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:34:52What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:34:52What are you going to do to me?
00:34:59What are you going to do to me?
00:35:00What are you going to do to me?
00:35:01Wait, did I...
00:35:02Did I do something wrong?
00:35:04I...
00:35:04I don't...
00:35:05Go back to your room.
00:35:07Long day tomorrow.
00:35:09But...
00:35:09Mr. Archer...
00:35:12Ugh!
00:35:15Stupid.
00:35:16Every single...
00:35:16It's just...
00:35:18What do I even try anymore?
00:35:32Oh my god!
00:35:36Demi...
00:35:38Um...
00:35:39I-I thought that you were staying in New York.
00:35:41How is the...
00:35:42Convention treating you?
00:35:47Fine.
00:35:49Um...
00:35:50Can I do anything for you?
00:36:02You still don't get it...
00:36:04Do ya?
00:36:15Where did you go?
00:36:31Here...
00:36:32The entrance girl.
00:36:33Mr. Archer.
00:37:05Mr. Archer.
00:37:27Great. Now I have to go change.
00:37:32I'm going up.
00:37:40What was that?
00:37:41You look tired. I woke you up.
00:37:45Asshole.
00:37:47You do realize that this is a work trip, right?
00:37:52I wanted to make you wet.
00:37:54So that's what I did.
00:38:00Who's the meeting with tonight?
00:38:07Good evening, Mason.
00:38:10Good evening.
00:38:11What is this new development?
00:38:14Hey. Screwdriver.
00:38:17Double.
00:38:18Hurry up about it.
00:38:19God, you're an asshole.
00:38:23You are the asshole.
00:38:25Can we just be civil?
00:38:28This is business.
00:38:30This is more than business, David.
00:38:33It has been for a while.
00:38:36Let's make this simple, shall we?
00:38:42This is what we're willing to offer.
00:38:44To purchase Archer House.
00:39:00Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.
00:39:05They have been ever since your father died.
00:39:16Jesus Christ.
00:39:18Jesus Christ.
00:39:34I'm telling you again, Monsieur Archer.
00:39:35This is a five-star hotel.
00:39:37Not a one-star, not a two-star.
00:39:39This is a five-star.
00:39:40I look like bouncer.
00:39:41I'm not a bouncer.
00:39:42I'm not going to bounce people.
00:39:43But if I do have to call a bouncer,
00:39:45I am going to call one
00:39:46so that there is no fighting in this hotel, okay?
00:39:48And this goes for you.
00:39:49You want me to call a bouncer?
00:39:51No?
00:39:51D'accord.
00:39:52Merci.
00:39:52Bonne soirée.
00:39:55What the hell is wrong with you?
00:39:58You get enemies when you're the best.
00:40:00Douchebag.
00:40:05Sir, I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.
00:40:10Those fucking brothers.
00:40:13They're trying to get my bid.
00:40:19Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?
00:40:24Try to relax.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:29Maybe.
00:40:30I haven't had a night off in five years.
00:40:41What should I do, sir?
00:40:47You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.
00:40:51What?
00:40:53Downstairs in 20.
00:40:54Don't be late.
00:41:03I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.
00:41:06There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.
00:41:09Her medical bills, school loans, but...
00:41:12When I'm with him, it's like...
00:41:15Every worry in the world disappears.
00:41:18It scares me.
00:41:20The only thing on my mind is him.
00:41:23He has this power over me.
00:41:26Even if I could resist Mason Archer,
00:41:30I don't think I would want to.
00:41:33What the hell am I doing?
00:41:43Mr. Archer.
00:41:46Office girl.
00:41:55Officer Archer.
00:41:56Madame.
00:41:57Your table is waiting for you.
00:41:59I'm absolutely certain you will love it.
00:42:12How was your meal?
00:42:15It was delicious.
00:42:16That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had.
00:42:19You ever been to Paris?
00:42:22I've never been out of New York.
00:42:26Tell me something about yourself, office girl.
00:42:30Like what?
00:42:31Anything.
00:42:34I live with my niece.
00:42:37I've been raising her since I was in high school.
00:42:39No, no, no, no, I don't care about any of that.
00:42:43Tell me what you want.
00:42:44Asshole.
00:42:48I want to be an architect.
00:42:51A lot of people want to be an architect.
00:42:53I'm going to be the best.
00:42:58That's so funny.
00:43:00Every year I see one of you.
00:43:02A new office girl.
00:43:04Smart, arrogant, hungry, confused.
00:43:09Always the same.
00:43:11I'm not like all the other girls.
00:43:13Oh yeah?
00:43:16Prove it.
00:43:19Prove it.
00:43:34What am I looking at?
00:43:36Just some sketches.
00:43:38My design for the church.
00:43:44My new project.
00:43:47Just some ideas I've been playing around with.
00:43:54You put the steeple in the center.
00:43:56This way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway.
00:44:00Cuts down on cost dramatically.
00:44:08Something wrong?
00:44:10Why would there be?
00:44:15Should we get some dessert?
00:44:19No, actually I'm going to call it a night.
00:44:30I want to have fun tonight.
00:44:33What does that mean?
00:44:37What are you doing?
00:44:42Hey, what are we doing here?
00:44:45What does it look like we're doing?
00:44:48I'm not swimming.
00:44:51No.
00:44:52It's closed.
00:44:53Tomorrow I'll live a little.
00:44:54I'm not swimming.
00:44:55I'm not swimming.
00:44:56I'm not swimming.
00:44:57I'm swimming.
00:44:58I'm swimming.
00:45:00I'm swimming.
00:45:02I'm swimming.
00:45:12I'm swimming.
00:45:14I'm swimming.
00:45:15I'm swimming.
00:45:17I'm swimming.
00:45:19I'm swimming.
00:45:20I'm swimming.
00:45:21I'm swimming.
00:45:22I'm swimming.
00:45:22I'm swimming.
00:45:23I'm swimming.
00:45:24I'm swimming.
00:45:46How's the water?
00:45:48Just shut up and get in already.
00:46:06Who are you?
00:46:48Hey, the pool is closed.
00:46:51But, but you are nude.
00:46:53No, but that's not happening.
00:46:55My kid, I want your name and your room number.
00:47:04No, no, you do not get in there.
00:47:07No, come back right here right now.
00:47:09It's not like that.
00:47:10No, no.
00:47:12No.
00:47:14I will get you, nude man.
00:47:18Putain.
00:47:19I hate these goddamn conventions.
00:47:49What have you got in there?
00:47:53What are you gonna do with that?
00:47:54No, no.
00:47:55No, no.
00:48:16No, no, no.
00:48:18No, no, no, no!
00:48:20No, no, no.
00:48:29I have to go.
00:48:31I'll be back.
00:48:33Mason?
00:48:35Mason?
00:48:37Mason!
00:48:42Oh, calm down.
00:48:44You like jokes, don't you?
00:48:46Asshole.
00:48:55Holy shit.
00:49:16Oh, that was...
00:49:18Your tongue in me?
00:49:21Fun.
00:49:23I don't have fun often.
00:49:27Hey, let me see those designs again.
00:49:30Really?
00:49:44Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?
00:49:47I don't get nervous.
00:49:52Well, just so you know, I think you're going to get the bed.
00:49:55Yeah, how do you know that?
00:49:57Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.
00:50:06Smart girl.
00:50:16Hey, can I ask you something?
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:19What do you do with all my underwear?
00:50:27Jamie!
00:50:28Hey, Eve.
00:50:29Hey, is something wrong?
00:50:30Yeah, Eve.
00:50:30Hey, everything's great.
00:50:31Um, you won't believe what just happened.
00:50:36Uh, what?
00:50:37I got a call from my doctors, and they said they're going to start the treatments this week.
00:50:41They're going to fix me, Eve.
00:50:43What?
00:50:43How?
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:45That's the thing.
00:50:46They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.
00:50:50Um, Jamie, that's incredible.
00:50:53I'm so happy.
00:50:54I love you so much.
00:50:56Wait, wait.
00:50:56Eve, who's that?
00:50:57Did you bang that guy, Eve?
00:51:03Um, no, no one.
00:51:04I'll talk to you later.
00:51:10You.
00:51:13You.
00:51:18You did this.
00:51:19I don't know how.
00:51:20Enough.
00:51:22I was so wrong about you.
00:51:23I said enough.
00:51:24Mason, I know that I just met you, and I don't know.
00:51:30Don't say it.
00:51:34I'm not falling in love with you.
00:51:38I'm warning you.
00:51:39I am 100% madly, wildly in love with you.
00:51:48You listen to me.
00:51:50And you listen close.
00:51:51I will only tell you this once.
00:51:54You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.
00:51:58Do you fucking understand?
00:52:02Listen, you know.
00:52:04I'm not.
00:52:06There are plenty of office girls before you.
00:52:08And there will be plenty after.
00:52:21Hello again.
00:52:26Mr. Hollister.
00:52:27Hi.
00:52:28Can I buy you a drink?
00:52:35Two martinis, please.
00:52:37Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.
00:52:41You like martinis?
00:52:44Only thing I drink.
00:52:47You want to be an architect?
00:52:52More than anything.
00:52:57Well, maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.
00:53:01I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.
00:53:03Holy shitballs.
00:53:07I'm...
00:53:08I mean, really?
00:53:10I would love that.
00:53:11Yo!
00:53:14Ugh.
00:53:16Forgive me.
00:53:17I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.
00:53:25I wasn't joking.
00:53:29Please.
00:53:30Consider my offer.
00:53:56Meet me at the restaurant.
00:53:59Meet me at the restaurant.
00:54:01Asshole.
00:54:17I said I will meet you.
00:54:22Jesus Christ.
00:54:24What did I just say to you?
00:54:49Where is he?
00:54:51He said he was on his way.
00:54:53He said he was on his way.
00:54:58He said he was on his way.
00:55:00He said he was on his way.
00:55:00He said he was on his way.
00:55:01So, you've got my full attention.
00:55:06So, where's Pretty Boy at?
00:55:07He should be here any second.
00:55:09I don't have a sec, love.
00:55:12Why don't you help yourself do some sushi?
00:55:15I don't want no uncooked seafood.
00:55:18My time is money.
00:55:20I'm here for business.
00:55:21So let's go.
00:55:22Let's fucking go.
00:55:23Just five minutes.
00:55:25Five minutes.
00:55:25What?
00:55:38Alright.
00:55:39We've got five minutes to get Mason's bloody ass down here.
00:55:45Or we walk.
00:56:00What the hell?
00:56:05Just a minute.
00:56:10What the?
00:56:13The key.
00:56:28Let's go buddy.
00:56:29Let's go buddy.
00:56:31Let's go buddy.
00:56:35Oh.
00:56:37Yes.
00:56:42Well.
00:56:43That's all folks.
00:56:45I've got a flying catch.
00:56:49But we have more food coming.
00:56:50Just five more minutes please.
00:56:52Sorry love.
00:56:53It was just not meant to be.
00:56:55Wait.
00:56:59I can show you the new design.
00:57:01What?
00:57:04You have the new design?
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:10Right here.
00:57:11I can pull it up right now.
00:57:13Oh.
00:57:14Well.
00:57:14This better be good office girl.
00:57:21Well.
00:57:22Really blown away about that Eve.
00:57:24Sure you pulled a few all nighters on that one.
00:57:26Hmm.
00:57:28Oh.
00:57:29Mason you late son of a bitch.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:32Mr. Happner please let me explain.
00:57:33Don't even waste your breath mate.
00:57:35Your girl Friday here Eve.
00:57:37Has blown us away by the new design.
00:57:41What?
00:57:43You got yourself a deal.
00:57:46That's an Aussie handshake.
00:57:48From where I come from.
00:57:50It's as good as a written contract.
00:57:53Thank you sir.
00:57:56You better keep an eye on this one.
00:57:58We could all be working for her someday.
00:58:04The money will be in the account by the end of the month.
00:58:08You're right son.
00:58:30What's that?
00:58:35Diamonds.
00:58:37For what you did.
00:58:39Oh.
00:58:40I can't accept that.
00:58:44I was.
00:58:45I was just.
00:58:47Lucky that he liked my designs.
00:58:50Lucky.
00:59:13Well.
00:59:14We should get going.
00:59:16Mason.
00:59:22When we walk out that door I don't want things to go back to the way that they used to
00:59:26be.
00:59:32People don't change.
00:59:34I'm no exception.
00:59:37Be careful with my luggage.
00:59:47Oh.
00:59:50Oh.
01:00:04All I've ever wanted was to be an architect.
01:00:07Ever since I was a little girl I would think about what it would be like to have my name
01:00:11associated with one of these incredible structures that defines the New York skyline.
01:00:18Now.
01:00:19Now I don't care about anything.
01:00:22Nothing.
01:00:23All I want is him.
01:00:33Your coffee sir?
01:00:35Just said it right there.
01:00:37Asshole.
01:00:45Do you need anything else?
01:00:48That'll be all office girl.
01:01:01Put you down.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:03It's going to be a beautiful church.
01:01:04A beautiful steeple.
01:01:09Really enjoying working with you mate.
01:01:12That was quite the designer you've had sketched up wasn't it?
01:01:15Oh.
01:01:16You think those were her designs?
01:01:18No.
01:01:19She's.
01:01:20She's just the office girl.
01:01:22Fair enough mate.
01:01:23Catch you next week.
01:01:24Thank you Mr. Hackner.
01:01:33Your coffee sir?
01:01:35Just set it down over there.
01:01:39Where's the office girl?
01:01:40I'm not sure.
01:01:41I'm as sure as you started today.
01:01:48Eve.
01:01:50Let me be the first to say we're delighted to have you on board.
01:01:53Mr. Hollister.
01:01:55I'm excited to get started.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:57Call me David.
01:02:02Let's go get started.езar.
01:02:03I love you.
01:02:07I'm reallyADrole
01:02:22.defitor. Please do.
01:02:23There it is.
01:02:23press. Call
01:02:23me David.
01:02:27Caption A
01:02:27DeadpoolÃculo. D
01:02:27conex than what's created in
01:02:27the world. If not, I know this adventure
01:02:35Is it true?
01:02:36Word is she accepted the creative associate position with the Hollister brothers this morning.
01:03:18Calm down. The new office girl is more than adequate.
01:03:23I don't want a new office girl. I want her.
01:03:39Sir, about my promotion.
01:03:43Demi, not the time.
01:04:17Hello, young girl.
01:04:21Who the fuck are you?
01:04:24Oh, uh, my, well, uh, I'm Mason Archer.
01:04:31You, he's boss?
01:04:32I am. Well, I was.
01:04:35Well, just so you know, she said you were a fucking asshole, man.
01:04:39Sorry for my language.
01:04:42It's, uh, it's okay.
01:04:48So, is the opponent?
01:04:50You know what?
01:04:51Give me 50 bucks and I'll tell you.
01:05:05I only have hundreds.
01:05:08That'll do.
01:05:10Of course.
01:05:22Uh, uh, yeah, she's home.
01:05:37What are you doing here?
01:05:38You moved out of the building.
01:05:42Yeah, that's because it was for the office girl.
01:05:44I'm not that anymore.
01:05:50I brought you this.
01:06:11I used to idolize you.
01:06:13I worshipped your work.
01:06:15I thought you were everything.
01:06:16I thought you were God.
01:06:20Now I just think you're another big time New York loser.
01:06:26Eve.
01:06:28He said my name.
01:06:33It's too late, asshole.
01:06:36Get out.
01:06:44Jesus.
01:06:46You heard her, Mason.
01:06:49Get out.
01:06:52You heard her, Mason.
01:06:56Of course.
01:06:59I was, as soon as I thought of.
01:07:03Opened up.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:18Kind of.
01:07:21Amen.
01:07:21Get out.
01:07:21Good.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:22Good.
01:07:22You're.
01:07:28Hey, these are really good.
01:07:33Um, really?
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36Like, wow.
01:07:40Thanks.
01:07:43I was wondering, would you let me take you out to dinner?
01:07:50Uh, yeah, sure.
01:07:53Great.
01:07:54Then I'll pick you at eight.
01:07:56Oh, uh, tonight?
01:08:00Okay, sure.
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:22You're going to stay here all night.
01:08:25Just waiting for the money to come in.
01:08:28I have to approve the transfer.
01:08:40Do you think we could talk about my promotion for a second?
01:08:44Not now, Demi. God damn it.
01:08:45I just want to be alone. Okay?
01:08:53Yes, sir.
01:08:58Don't stay up too late.
01:09:14Hello?
01:09:17Demi, that you?
01:09:28Demi?
01:09:29Demi!
01:09:37So, now you're doing your other boss?
01:09:40I'm not doing anyone, Jamie.
01:09:43It's just a date.
01:09:45Is he hot, though?
01:09:47Maybe it will help me forget Mason.
01:09:50Besides being a very successful architect,
01:09:54he just seems like a normal guy.
01:09:56And normal's what I need right now.
01:10:02I don't know.
01:10:03I don't know.
01:10:03I don't know.
01:10:05I don't know.
01:10:06I don't know.
01:10:08Wow.
01:10:09You look...
01:10:11Incredible.
01:10:14Get a room, you two.
01:10:17Let's go home.
01:10:24Who is that?
01:10:32Not again.
01:10:36Where are you taking me?
01:10:39Well, it's a surprise.
01:10:43I like surprises.
01:10:45Good.
01:10:46Because this one is going to blow you away.
01:11:07Now, you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do.
01:11:11Got it?
01:11:30Don't fight it, Mason.
01:11:35Prince.
01:11:39It took you a little far this time.
01:11:40Um, why are you doing this?
01:11:51Speak again.
01:11:52Let's see what happens.
01:12:02Hey, bud.
01:12:04You got a little bump on your head there.
01:12:07What is this?
01:12:09Well, I know that transfer's coming in about...
01:12:1311 minutes.
01:12:16Except, you're not going to get that transfer.
01:12:18You're going to put that money in an account in Cayman Islands.
01:12:24That's ambitious, Brent.
01:12:26Even for you.
01:12:28It would ruin my business.
01:12:30And I would rather die than give you that money.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:37We thought you might say something like that.
01:12:40That's why we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
01:12:45What are you talking about?
01:12:50What are you doing?
01:12:52Brent?
01:12:53David?
01:12:54I mean, come on.
01:12:55But listen, we've had our differences.
01:12:59Keep your mouth closed.
01:13:01Closed.
01:13:05Brent.
01:13:07If either of them says another fucking word,
01:13:11blow her head off.
01:13:15Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:13:18You're going to put in your personal code.
01:13:21Then, you're going to revert the money to this bank account.
01:13:25And if you do not,
01:13:29I'm going to cut her.
01:13:31Until you can't recognize her.
01:13:36Wait.
01:13:39How'd you get into my office after hours?
01:13:50Right.
01:13:51I've been your assistant for 12 years.
01:13:55All I ever wanted was to respect a promotion
01:13:59to show me you valued me.
01:14:02Demi.
01:14:03Shush!
01:14:05I don't need your respect
01:14:08or the promotion.
01:14:11All I want is your money.
01:14:16Oh, come on.
01:14:17You're really doing all of this just for money.
01:14:20For money.
01:14:21For money.
01:14:22Yes.
01:14:24Money is everything, Mason.
01:14:27You know that.
01:14:29Code.
01:14:35Free my hands.
01:14:37Just say it.
01:14:39Just say it.
01:14:44Sorry.
01:14:4911-12-24.
01:14:53Oh, the date of your father's death.
01:14:58Hmm.
01:15:00Just a second.
01:15:02Mm-hmm.
01:15:05And done.
01:15:10How do you think you're going to get away with this?
01:15:15Oh, that's simple.
01:15:28Oh.
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:29Hey.
01:15:31Hey, kid.
01:15:33Here you go.
01:15:33Some burgers.
01:15:35Thanks, Mason.
01:15:36Thinking maybe we can watch a movie?
01:15:39Yeah.
01:15:40That'd be cool.
01:15:42Oh, be careful.
01:15:43Yep.
01:15:45You good?
01:15:45Yeah.
01:15:52Come on.
01:15:54Thanks.
01:15:55Yeah.
01:16:02You okay?
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:09I just miss Eve.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:15Me too.
01:16:24How'd it go?
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:27Do they like it?
01:16:29You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for Architecture.
01:16:36What?
01:16:37You did it.
01:16:38Fuck yeah, Eve.
01:16:42I love you, Evelyn Green.
01:16:45Good job.
01:16:47So proud of you.
01:16:52What?
01:16:52Did you think I was dead?
01:16:53Did you think I was dead?
01:17:06Demi?
01:17:08Demi, no.
01:17:09No.
01:17:10No!
01:17:30You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:17:33Eve?
01:17:35Oh, God.
01:17:51Yes.
01:18:01Eve?
01:18:03Oh God, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do
01:18:07I do, I need help, I need help, help please, someone fucking help me here.
01:18:33You're really not going to tell me what's in the chest.
01:18:37No, that part of my life is over now.
01:19:11What the fuck?
01:19:42Oh my God, um, Mr. Archer, I am so sorry, I will, I will clean it up.
01:19:49Do not move.
01:19:55Take off your shirt.
01:19:56What?
01:19:57You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out.
01:19:59Take it off, now.
01:20:04Wait, is he hitting on me?
01:20:14Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
01:20:17Oh?
01:20:18Wipe me off.
01:20:27Is this really happening?
01:20:42Well, give it to her.
01:20:51Well, get out of my office.
01:21:01Oh my God.
01:21:05That was my new boss.
01:21:07I saw you.
01:21:07Yeah I was in our office.
01:21:08There was nothing.
01:21:10I have no
01:21:10It kind of didn't look the only thing to see the thunder made.
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