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00:00:05So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:09All right, it's about that time.
00:00:11So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30One, two, one!
00:00:46You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50Look, first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:10I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:18can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:58Yo!
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:29Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50We should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:23Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:30so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:16Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Touching.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:42Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:14Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:53I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00It's fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:35that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:46we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking
00:08:57that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15It's strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that
00:09:19is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper
00:09:26to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way
00:09:28of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I've never let my woman
00:09:41pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:51Attention, shoppers.
00:09:52All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5450% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Did I hear this right?
00:09:59They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go, go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:08Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:14and you are just short $15
00:10:16if you want to take advantage
00:10:17of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19What do you have
00:10:19that's just $15?
00:10:21Holy, can you get a move on?
00:10:23I just got here.
00:10:25Relax.
00:10:26Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife
00:10:47has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:04I'm going to hand you
00:11:05all these pies.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough
00:11:18for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:05Shut up.
00:12:06Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character
00:12:10until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:28Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction
00:12:30for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight
00:12:37or my mom will eat
00:12:38both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say
00:12:41that you do mid-level management
00:12:42for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectful.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband
00:12:52works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh,
00:13:00wear something nice
00:13:01for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out
00:13:32the new HQ site.
00:13:33Don, you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair
00:13:35on your shoulder
00:13:36and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Daughter's.
00:13:42Give me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:05Dad, I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:07Oh, I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me
00:14:15Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new
00:14:20hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably
00:14:25just some story
00:14:26she cooked up
00:14:27to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:33you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad
00:14:38on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why
00:14:42I refuse to come home
00:14:43single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela,
00:14:46Debbie, my dating life,
00:14:48quite frankly,
00:14:49is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried
00:14:51about you.
00:14:52All these years
00:14:53without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always
00:14:58spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up
00:15:02out of wedlock,
00:15:03raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does
00:15:08this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover
00:15:20for criminal activity.
00:15:22Mm-hmm.
00:15:23You don't have to
00:15:24lie to us, Eva.
00:15:26Actually,
00:15:28he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:42on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter
00:15:46and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year
00:15:50when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew,
00:15:53William,
00:15:54and you turned him down?
00:15:56Mm-hmm.
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works
00:15:58for the Harrison group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him
00:16:08all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around
00:16:37in a car like that
00:16:38had you not married
00:16:39that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed
00:16:51the time they're not, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:54You not being
00:16:55a hot, young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around
00:16:58with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile,
00:17:03you're climbing
00:17:03the Harrison group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy.
00:17:14Like Santa Claus.
00:17:16Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams,
00:17:23a successful man
00:17:24of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason,
00:17:27he's willing
00:17:28to overlook your baggage.
00:17:30I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband
00:17:33afford anything
00:17:34even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life
00:17:36I can give you
00:17:36and Piper
00:17:37with all my Harrison group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:41and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you
00:17:45if you were the last man
00:17:46on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:53She already has us
00:17:54and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:01Well then,
00:18:02where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies
00:18:12just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17and let me show you
00:18:18what happens
00:18:19to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in
00:18:29and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:30Come on now.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put
00:18:36your filthy hands
00:18:37on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go
00:18:42and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having
00:18:44such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:19:01Touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap
00:19:03every finger
00:19:04that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, Dead Hunt,
00:19:18take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like
00:19:20we have a real Grinch
00:19:21to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager
00:19:25I've been hearing
00:19:25so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about
00:19:30to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh.
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39from New York,
00:19:41polite, handsome,
00:19:42just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here
00:19:51than William would ever
00:19:52dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way
00:19:56that you drive that
00:19:58pristine automobile.
00:19:59Bill.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more
00:20:03than a house.
00:20:05That car?
00:20:06It was all over the news
00:20:07when the CEO
00:20:08of the Harrison Group
00:20:09bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said,
00:20:18I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all
00:20:21he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here
00:20:23to put on a show
00:20:23for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal,
00:20:26aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs
00:20:28to the CEO
00:20:29of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did you get away
00:20:32with it?
00:20:32That's what I want
00:20:33to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never
00:20:40marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max,
00:20:44be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car
00:20:46come from?
00:20:47How much do you want
00:20:48for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you
00:20:50more money
00:20:51than you'd make
00:20:51in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So,
00:20:54you need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right,
00:20:59that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you feeling
00:21:05nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:09Two ways.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max
00:21:20afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith,
00:21:23don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car.
00:21:25Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours,
00:21:28then prove it.
00:21:30Cops will be here
00:21:31in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas
00:21:33behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have
00:21:37to get lost.
00:21:38And never show
00:21:39your face
00:21:39around my wife
00:21:40or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're
00:21:42a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope
00:21:44they serve eggnog
00:21:45in prison.
00:21:46Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word
00:21:48and I'll give him
00:21:48a real reason
00:21:49to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is
00:21:53a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof
00:22:00of ownership.
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play along.
00:22:21Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck
00:22:23out of here
00:22:24before I kick your ass
00:22:25all the way up
00:22:25to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:30Please, sir!
00:22:31My serious apologies!
00:22:42Oh, that William!
00:22:45What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me!
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this
00:22:50little misunderstanding
00:22:51ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't
00:22:53want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva!
00:22:55We were just
00:22:56looking out for you!
00:22:58Please forgive us,
00:22:59Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest
00:23:01son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon?
00:23:03Do you think that, uh,
00:23:04you could help him
00:23:06get us put in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:08even in the mailroom
00:23:10would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care
00:23:14of each other.
00:23:17If you guys want a job
00:23:18at the Harrison Group,
00:23:19you can put in an application
00:23:20like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on,
00:23:23talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say
00:23:26that my daughter
00:23:26was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need
00:23:29to take care
00:23:30of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just
00:23:32far too busy
00:23:34for your best life
00:23:35for my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys,
00:23:38let's go in!
00:23:39Welcome to the family!
00:23:43Welcome!
00:23:44Come on in!
00:23:45Come on in!
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam!
00:23:50You can't tell the difference
00:23:52between A.I. and reality!
00:23:54My fault!
00:23:55You were the one
00:23:56who was pushing her
00:23:57onto that worm,
00:23:58William!
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know
00:24:11the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you,
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:15remember?
00:24:16I have a friend
00:24:17in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just
00:24:19hands you keys
00:24:20to million-dollar,
00:24:21one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people,
00:24:27has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy.
00:24:31You're a crime boss,
00:24:32aren't you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you best
00:24:33not forget it, capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God,
00:24:35just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much
00:24:41for letting Max and I
00:24:42stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy
00:24:46that you found
00:24:46such a handsome,
00:24:49strong...
00:24:49good-looking.
00:24:50I think they get it.
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys
00:24:57just gets settled in
00:24:59and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom
00:25:01takes a cold shower,
00:25:03we'll come back
00:25:04and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not
00:25:15a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here
00:25:25and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would,
00:25:31but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:43just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean,
00:25:48what do you want me to do?
00:25:50Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:52Oh, my goodness.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family,
00:26:11Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked,
00:26:22so I just whipped up
00:26:23a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know
00:26:25what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me
00:26:34you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know
00:26:35my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom,
00:26:50of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course,
00:27:12it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good,
00:27:17but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom,
00:27:20don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know
00:27:26everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's
00:27:31just watching too many
00:27:32of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well,
00:27:38then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea
00:27:50to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Silly face.
00:28:06You're both lousers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this
00:28:11on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not,
00:28:14Miss Smith,
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage
00:28:15out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just
00:28:17talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's see.
00:28:37And this is where
00:28:38y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room
00:28:41set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning
00:28:58the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about
00:29:00water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have
00:29:0215 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:21Oh, you heard her.
00:29:43Oh, no!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:48and get clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is...
00:31:35This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Do you still think you can lose it?
00:31:45Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Oh, Marcel.
00:32:15Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:26It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry. Just-
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah, I-
00:33:13I just, um-
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside.
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:34:00How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's-
00:34:10That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:21And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:25Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just-
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:40What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:43Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:46Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Come on, baby.
00:35:05Come on, baby.
00:35:08Go.
00:35:19You know.
00:35:20The truth is...
00:35:22is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go, just a second, come in
00:35:31Hey, hon
00:35:43Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in
00:35:49Think you can take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52I can see that
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind
00:35:59Well, I had a boy
00:36:00You know what, just put a shirt on, I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper, here comes Grandpa
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
00:36:12And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon
00:36:31Good night, Piper
00:36:36Is her dad still around?
00:36:38Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad
00:36:42Uh, no
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him
00:36:57He deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:10You're Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch
00:38:22Yeah, this
00:38:24I remember this
00:38:35Good morning, you two lovebugs
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:43It was, uh, it was great
00:38:44Wonderful
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:50Oh, no
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:52Sardines and saltines
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic
00:38:55It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:58Don't be shy
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:02Max, you don't have to
00:39:03No, no, it's okay
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple
00:39:07It's over there
00:39:09It's over there
00:39:10It's over there
00:39:17Here we go
00:39:18Here we go
00:39:37Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:40That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:58Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:59Just in case
00:40:01Well
00:40:03Looks like it's time to get dressed up, then
00:40:15Wait, that earring
00:40:18Wait
00:40:19That earring
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details
00:40:29But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:34Right
00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:36Anyone can have it
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:44So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:48But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:55An aging single mom
00:40:57Slim pickings
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management
00:41:01That explains it
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05Oh please, Miranda
00:41:07No, Ava is your niece
00:41:09Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:16Exactly
00:41:17Not like my Sierra
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:24Oh, they're here
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:34Merry Christmas
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:38I am
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you
00:41:42Welcome
00:41:42You're Ava's husband
00:41:45But you're gorgeous
00:41:49But does he have to miss you?
00:41:52Look at you two
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:58This is for Max and I
00:41:59Oh my goodness
00:42:00Thank you, Ava
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:04Oops
00:42:05Oh my bad
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift
00:42:08How thrifty
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean all high
00:42:15You little
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:20Or you will lose yours
00:42:22Oh, you think you broke my wrist
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:31He could ruin your life
00:42:45Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine
00:42:47I'm just a sweat, huh?
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:55Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:58Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho
00:43:03You know what, Ciara?
00:43:04I can take your little insults
00:43:05But leave my family out of this
00:43:10Her family
00:43:11She means me
00:43:17You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something
00:43:22You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:26Oh, wow
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:29That you're using his company's name
00:43:31To bully people
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea
00:43:34How a CEO thinks
00:43:35Let's call him
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:38To be on my side
00:43:39Please
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:43Enough
00:43:45There will be no arguing
00:43:46During Christmas
00:43:48Fine, Dad
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan
00:43:51They're just jealous
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake
00:43:56I'll let you off easy
00:43:57I think you
00:43:58Oh, Nathan
00:43:59A thank you
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you
00:44:03For slapping some sense into you
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06Alright, that's enough
00:44:07Everyone come inside
00:44:08And sit down
00:44:30Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it
00:44:35Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I
00:44:38Paid for this feast
00:44:43My husband and I
00:44:44Paid for this feast
00:44:46King crab
00:44:48Fresh from Alaska
00:44:49And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51Three times the price
00:44:53Fifty times the flavor
00:44:55And you don't get a single bite
00:44:57It's just petty
00:44:58Maybe so
00:45:00But gourmet food
00:45:01Isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:04Fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07Come on, let's go
00:45:08No, no
00:45:10Don't you dare
00:45:11Leave our family dinner
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:14But they're treating us like
00:45:16I know, dear
00:45:17I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:23They're strays and a bitch
00:45:25What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together
00:45:32Fine
00:45:33We'll stay
00:45:35Can I have a little nimble?
00:45:37It's okay, sweetie
00:45:38We'll get something right after
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:49No strays
00:45:51Ow
00:45:51Please, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please
00:45:54You hit my child
00:45:56You're fucking crazy
00:45:57Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:59Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:04Don't worry, baby
00:46:05I'll handle it
00:46:09Don't worry, baby
00:46:10I'll handle it
00:46:15Piper
00:46:16Sweetie
00:46:16Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart
00:46:23Give me two minutes
00:46:24And one phone call
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28Actually, I do
00:46:55Actually, I do
00:46:58He's such a liar
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05Thanks
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:08Santa's already on his way
00:47:10Actually
00:47:12Five
00:47:13Four
00:47:14Three
00:47:15Two
00:47:17Five
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:38Thanks, boss
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:50I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:53You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm
00:47:59Come on
00:48:01You can stop kidding around
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:48:06Pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:09Come on
00:48:10You can stop the charade
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from the
00:48:13Bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva
00:48:15I'm not pretending
00:48:18Mr. Harrison
00:48:19The Antarctic king crab
00:48:20As you requested
00:48:31How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:41I told you
00:48:42I'm Eva's husband
00:48:43That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:46Wait, no
00:48:47Hold on
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:56Hmm
00:48:57Some of the small ones
00:48:59I mean, you know that
00:49:01You work for me
00:49:02Oh God
00:49:03I insulted my own boss
00:49:06I'm finished
00:49:11Oh God
00:49:12I insulted my own boss
00:49:14I'm finished
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:18Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:22For tonight
00:49:23Your fee stands
00:49:24And with that
00:49:26Your career
00:49:27You're fired
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:30Sam
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35God
00:49:36I can't be fired
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:45I'll do anything
00:49:46Guys
00:49:47Take out the trash
00:49:53And you
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:57Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:59That was a Christmas joke
00:50:00A family tradition
00:50:02Yeah, well
00:50:03There's a new family tradition
00:50:04Sam
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt May
00:50:20Father, do something
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:25I'm leaving
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:28My favorite
00:50:35Come on, sweetie
00:50:36Daddy had the scrapped line
00:50:38Just for you
00:50:39Eat as much as you want
00:50:40Yes, Daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry
00:50:45I ruined your Christmas
00:50:46I just couldn't take them
00:50:47Treating you like that
00:50:48Honestly
00:50:50This is the best Christmas
00:50:52I've ever had
00:50:52Well, if you want
00:50:53We can have many more
00:50:54Just like this
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell
00:51:01And that terrifies me
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:51:09I brought you a gift
00:51:10Here's the paternity test
00:51:11Between the boss
00:51:12And that little girl
00:51:13Oh
00:51:18Oh
00:51:18This is wonderful
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:24Tell me everything
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith
00:51:27Single mother
00:51:27Small town gal
00:51:29Didn't finish high school
00:51:30Currently works in retail
00:51:31Oh, Maximus
00:51:33I thought I raised you better
00:51:35A high school dropout
00:51:37In the Harrison family?
00:51:40Not a chance
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her
00:51:49Silence
00:51:49Get me the address
00:51:51Where she works
00:51:52It's Happy Heals
00:51:53On Broadway
00:51:53That's nice
00:51:55We own that one
00:51:56Good work
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat
00:52:10Thanks
00:52:10So your dad insisted
00:52:12That I try this wine
00:52:13That he's been saving
00:52:14For 20 years
00:52:17Sounds like he's happy
00:52:18With his new son-in-law
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:24Me?
00:52:25Yeah
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43That birthmark
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:50You know?
00:52:51Maximus
00:52:52There's so much we don't know
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other
00:52:55No feelings
00:52:58No complications
00:52:59That's what we agreed upon
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:03Max
00:53:04Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:07It's cold
00:53:09Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:18Something important
00:53:20What's gotten into her?
00:53:22Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me
00:53:25There's no Santa?
00:53:27I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31Piper is
00:53:36Piper is
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy
00:53:38My hand hurts
00:53:40Sweetie
00:53:40Oh my gosh
00:53:41It's so swollen
00:53:42Must have been when that witch
00:53:43Smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper
00:53:54Okay, let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:01Hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:02But that's not true
00:54:04You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:07Uh
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:10No!
00:54:11Well
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:28Really?
00:54:29Please stay, Daddy
00:54:34You think it was Scar?
00:54:37Hmm
00:54:40I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:43I have one, too
00:54:45Dad
00:54:47I got that
00:54:48I got that when I was about your age
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:52Really?
00:54:53No way
00:54:54No
00:54:54It was actually a cactus
00:54:56But it's still cool
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:05Piper
00:55:06How long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:16Six
00:55:17Six?
00:55:18That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:23Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:32Sorry, honey
00:55:33This man's your dad
00:55:33And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:35Um, yeah
00:55:38Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:47Okay, look
00:55:51Piper is
00:55:57Go on
00:56:04It must be an emergency
00:56:07Excuse me
00:56:08Sorry
00:56:09I'll take this
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:18Yeah
00:56:20Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:23I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max
00:56:32That woman is manipulating you
00:56:34She's a high school dropout
00:56:36Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband
00:56:42Max
00:56:42That man has no idea
00:56:45What a treasure
00:56:47He's missing out on
00:56:51I'm sorry, Max
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:54Your mother would take her away
00:56:56After Christmas
00:56:57It's over
00:57:00Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:05No, mom, mom
00:57:06Listen, I'm sorry
00:57:07Okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08And I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Thank you
00:57:23Oh, thank you
00:57:25Is this for you, Grandma?
00:57:31Oh, wow
00:57:33That's so cool
00:57:34What did you make?
00:57:35Derek, this is from
00:57:37Eva and I
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much
00:57:40Just
00:57:41Thanks, guys
00:57:42I'm glad you're here
00:57:45Got it!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice!
00:57:48Thanks
00:57:48Grandpa
00:57:50Language
00:57:50Little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:57Piper
00:57:57Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:59It's in the other room
00:57:59By the train set
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:04Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over
00:58:05By a reindeer
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy
00:58:07Walking home from our house
00:58:09Christmas Eve
00:58:14You never told me
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:26She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48They're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:50But I can't lose my child
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him
00:58:56Maybe
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No
00:59:07I'm fine
00:59:09Um
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:14I got you this
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season
00:59:19Open it
00:59:33Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40But
00:59:41That's Christmas
00:59:43You've already done so much for me
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:50Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah
00:59:53Warm
00:59:55Soft
00:59:58Perfect
01:00:02Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom
01:00:11She partied all the time
01:00:13And I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them
01:00:15But
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing
01:00:21Personal
01:00:22Well, you deserve it
01:00:25You're a good guy
01:00:27And
01:00:27Someday you'll
01:00:29Find
01:00:30Someone special
01:00:31To
01:00:32Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here
01:01:09Max
01:01:10We can't
01:01:11If you want me to stop
01:01:14You better tell me right now
01:01:21I don't want you to stop
01:01:28No matter how many years pass
01:01:30I still can't resist him
01:01:46Are you?
01:01:49Are you?
01:01:50Are you?
01:01:53Are you?
01:01:54Can you interrupt?
01:01:55Oh, God, you were trying to
01:01:57I'll give you this.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:33Piper!
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:00Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54I'm so happy.
01:03:57I'll be having fun.
01:03:57I'm so happy.
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:03I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:28But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:33Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:47So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:51What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait.
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:13None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:33But just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:49You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:04I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:01All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:21So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:27I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:08Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:15Give it your best smile and...
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:37What?
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband.
01:09:03And I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19What?
01:09:21That's her.
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I wanted to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:45I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:49Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:29Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:35I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:59Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:01She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:14Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:10I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen.
01:12:20Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:23Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:44Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:56and the owner of the store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You, out!
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No.
01:13:51Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of Zio.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:47Eva.
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:12Stop!
01:15:14And you!
01:15:15You lied to me at the store!
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:20Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:37It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:58What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her!
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:08We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:10Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:28God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:46We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:57We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:31Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:41You're sad.
01:17:42Oh.
01:17:44I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:52I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01Lovebug.
01:18:01Lovebug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:08I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:14I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:25Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was evil.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:29Hey.
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:50I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:00I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Grandma!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course.
01:21:22I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I struck your tire!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:12Hehehehehe...
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