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00:00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind
00:00:06a school
00:00:07You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton stop our hotel
00:00:27Look orphan boy so weak he's a girl to defend him
00:00:36Who need your help Angie could have handled this by myself you're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:58That was underground fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Smashoff
00:01:06Source to say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American
00:01:13title
00:01:18Hey Jacks, sun's up. Pony tanks ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you'd like to say for any of you losers thinking
00:01:27of settling scores
00:01:28Now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:38Some day soon golden boy this poor orphan it's gonna take you down
00:01:53Hey kid how you doing hey come with me for a sec we got you a present
00:01:58Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:00You remember my birthday. Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh open up boys
00:02:14There you go kid happy birthday, you know
00:02:18Fucking bull you know that this no you won't I'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy
00:02:24You willing to lose your freaking job. Hmm. Is that why you're here Vic to fire me?
00:02:31Nah, you ain't with my time kid
00:02:33I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know
00:02:36Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:42What the hell Vic
00:02:46Hey, you know we were just having some fun. Yeah, isn't that right? I oh wow
00:02:51I mean are you ready for a date or what come on big not going anywhere with you apologize to
00:02:55Jack right now
00:02:57I
00:02:57It's not life. He's the hell I swear to god
00:02:59Vic apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can
00:03:06see your teeny weenie
00:03:08That's what
00:03:09That's what
00:03:10Scoot
00:03:18I'm sorry
00:03:25What a jerk
00:03:26Did you hurt it?
00:03:27What the hell Angie?
00:03:28How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking
00:03:32battles
00:03:33After all these years you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:36Angie
00:03:41Get your shit together Jack
00:03:42You don't have any real friends
00:03:45They think you're all weak
00:03:46You can hit
00:03:47Playing Phenom
00:03:48Paxton Whitlock
00:03:49On tonight's win
00:03:50Clutching
00:03:54I'm gonna show them all
00:03:55I can be Paxton Whitlock
00:03:57Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:02You really shouldn't do that to Don
00:04:06Told you
00:04:09Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win
00:04:12Paxton Whitlock
00:04:14I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:17Listen I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:19He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:23Good to meet you though
00:04:27You
00:04:28You need a new mop?
00:04:30You don't know who I am?
00:04:32Am I supposed to? You're a janitor
00:04:35I can't believe it
00:04:36I mean he bullied me for years he forgot me
00:04:38Good
00:04:40Luck
00:04:40Damn
00:04:41Interview more often
00:04:42Camera
00:04:44Really makes my job
00:04:45He hasn't changed at all
00:04:46He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:48Oh my god
00:04:51Angie
00:04:52Hey
00:04:53How you doing?
00:04:54How come he remembers Angie?
00:04:56How you been?
00:04:57I haven't seen you since college
00:04:58Broke some records
00:04:59Broke some hearts
00:04:59You know how it is
00:05:01God you look amazing
00:05:02Thank you
00:05:03By the way
00:05:04Have you seen your dad?
00:05:08Hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:10Listen up
00:05:11Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:15Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:19As a welcome we're going to have ourselves a little competition
00:05:24Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:27I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting
00:05:31This could be my opportunity to show a Paxton once and for all
00:05:37Let's get it on
00:05:38Come on
00:05:38Come on
00:05:42First time I've seen you a bounce
00:05:44Catch me if you can get to my hands
00:05:45Once all I need to remain for time
00:05:47Shares
00:05:47Level share
00:05:48Got enough on the rocks
00:05:49Break the Sony
00:05:50Keep in the banks
00:05:51This baby
00:05:51You've got the banks
00:05:52They go hard
00:05:53They don't understand
00:05:54You know how that goes
00:05:55You stick with the plans
00:05:56T.P.I. kids
00:05:57You're next
00:05:59He's challenging me
00:06:00Does he remember who I am?
00:06:02Looks like you're up
00:06:02Dad
00:06:04Paxton
00:06:05Hey
00:06:06Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:08I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:10Winner gets into sponsorship
00:06:12The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:16What?
00:06:17What's so funny?
00:06:22You're a twig man
00:06:23I'd destroy you
00:06:24Why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:26And wash my gym shorts
00:06:27See?
00:06:28I left them in the locker room
00:06:29On the floor
00:06:30All right
00:06:35All right
00:06:36Come on
00:06:36Jack cut it out
00:06:38Paxton is a mega successful
00:06:40World-class fighter
00:06:41And the heir to the famous
00:06:42Whitlock fortune
00:06:43You apologize right now
00:06:45Or you're fired boy
00:06:46Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Did you say
00:06:49Jack?
00:06:50So you finally remembered who I am
00:06:55Doesn't ring a bell
00:06:57You're dead
00:06:58You're dead
00:06:59Oh yeah
00:07:00And uh
00:07:00How do you plan on killing me
00:07:02You scrawny old buddy
00:07:14You want me?
00:07:15Come and get me
00:07:19Careful there
00:07:20You might tire yourself out
00:07:22Shut up
00:07:27I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:29Oh you asked for it
00:07:31Urinal cake
00:07:38Heck
00:07:44You're gonna regret turning me down
00:07:46Ange
00:07:46Vic Michelson
00:07:48Always gets what he wants
00:07:51What do you say Ange?
00:07:54You gonna make an honest man
00:07:56What are you doing?
00:08:00Go out there
00:08:05I can't believe Paxton Whitlock
00:08:07Might lose to this loser
00:08:09I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk
00:08:12I mean a text
00:08:15Angie?
00:08:18My fierce sweet beautiful Angie
00:08:21What happened?
00:08:22Who did this to you?
00:08:23She's a fucking rat rose
00:08:27What are you doing laying around?
00:08:29Go after them
00:08:32What happened?
00:08:34It was Vic
00:08:35He's a monster
00:08:37Vic?
00:08:38My chief investor?
00:08:44Who the hell were those guys?
00:08:45Vic's man
00:08:46I knew he was creepy
00:08:47But I didn't know he was a criminal
00:08:49Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:08:52There's just more jerk underneath
00:08:54Guess he'd know all about that
00:08:55You want to go another round?
00:08:56I don't see why not
00:09:00Boys!
00:09:02Hey Jack
00:09:03From this day forward
00:09:04You're no longer my janitor
00:09:06What?
00:09:07Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:09What?
00:09:10No knucklehead
00:09:11I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:14Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:17Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:20Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:21No, you can't do that
00:09:22I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:23I won that fight
00:09:24Just settle down over there
00:09:26There's nothing in the rules says
00:09:27A gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:30I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:09:34Plus think about it
00:09:35The rats to riches story
00:09:37A once humble orphan janitor
00:09:39Now with a shot at the title
00:09:41He's gonna make us a lot of money
00:09:43What about me?
00:09:44You're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:09:46And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:09:53And I'll do it
00:09:55I'll do it
00:09:56So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:00Try it, punk
00:10:02Boys, I got a favor to ask.
00:10:04I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:07Would either of you be interested?
00:10:09I won't let you down.
00:10:12That's perfect.
00:10:13You're both hired.
00:10:15Both of us.
00:10:17We're going to be one big happy family.
00:10:23She needs to learn the fundamental.
00:10:24You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:25What are you two doing?
00:10:28Paxton wants to waste your time teaching him.
00:10:29She needs to learn the fundamental.
00:10:31Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:34And talk like functional adults.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:10:44You want to learn to fight, right?
00:10:46So let me teach you the right way.
00:10:49Well reasoned.
00:10:50Jack?
00:10:51She wants to learn self-defense on professional fighting, you idiot.
00:10:54Don't.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58It doesn't really make sense.
00:10:59It's a style.
00:11:00We're a teacher.
00:11:00You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:02Jack's right.
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:05So go on.
00:11:07Teach me.
00:11:07You're my trainers, right?
00:11:09So give me a demonstration.
00:11:12All right.
00:11:12I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:14And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:16It's a woman, you know, I'm sure, if in your hands.
00:11:20So.
00:11:23Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:29All right, Angie.
00:11:30So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:11:43the bus.
00:11:44Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:11:47Show him how to sign up.
00:11:49Right away, sir.
00:11:53Snoozy lose my boy.
00:11:55So.
00:11:56I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:00Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:03At 7 p.m.
00:12:05At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:09Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:13That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:18Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:21Yo!
00:12:22Let's go!
00:12:25I'll be there.
00:12:27Don't be late.
00:12:29Look, man.
00:12:30I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:12:32We've established that, okay?
00:12:34So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:12:36Why?
00:12:36What's the hurry?
00:12:37You got a date or something?
00:12:40With Angie?
00:12:41Get out of town.
00:12:43Sounds like you're jealous.
00:12:44Jealous?
00:12:45Dude, been there, done that.
00:12:47You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:12:49He used to date Angie?
00:12:51And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:12:54I will not.
00:12:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:12:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:58That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:00All right.
00:13:00Where did the rookies sign up?
00:13:04What?
00:13:05It's a lot.
00:13:10Eventually?
00:13:11My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:12I'm going to miss it.
00:13:14Um.
00:13:25Well, well, well.
00:13:27Hey, Luigi.
00:13:28Look at the fart blue in.
00:13:30Hey, man.
00:13:31I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:13:32You're registering for the tournament?
00:13:34You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:13:36You look like a little boy.
00:13:38You making fun of me?
00:13:39Duh.
00:13:40You ride here on the short bus?
00:13:42How about we, uh, improve his look a little bit?
00:13:48Oh, what the?
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:55Whoa.
00:13:56Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:13:58I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.
00:14:03How are you going to register without any money?
00:14:04Yo, your back pocket, huh?
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Oh, shit.
00:14:12Wait!
00:14:14Wait!
00:14:22I need to find that kid faster.
00:14:24I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:14:28Enzo.
00:14:29Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:14:31He'll understand, right?
00:14:32You're fired!
00:14:34And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:14:37That's a bad idea.
00:14:40Angie.
00:14:41Maybe you're showing the money.
00:14:43What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:14:46I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:14:51Yo.
00:14:52You looking for me?
00:14:55Ugh.
00:14:59Ugh.
00:15:03Oh, Jesus, man.
00:15:05What the fuck?
00:15:06That's a strong reaction.
00:15:08I've been looking for you.
00:15:09What's wrong?
00:15:10I might have lost my money.
00:15:12But you what?
00:15:14Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:15:16It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:15:17I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:15:19Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:15:21All right.
00:15:22I'll take pity on you.
00:15:23How much you need.
00:15:23I don't need your money, man.
00:15:25I'm going to find the kid.
00:15:26I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Whatever you say, dog.
00:15:32Think, Jack.
00:15:33Think.
00:15:33That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:15:38There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:15:49He really is just like me.
00:15:51Listen.
00:15:52My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:15:55They said we can find the kid at...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:59Nice job.
00:16:02Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:03Let's beat that job.
00:16:04Wait.
00:16:05We can't.
00:16:06He's just a kid.
00:16:06We can't beat him up.
00:16:07He's a thief.
00:16:10He's alone.
00:16:12Just like I was.
00:16:15He's probably an orphan, too.
00:16:16Homeless.
00:16:19He needs the money more than I do.
00:16:22Wait.
00:16:22Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:16:31Let him keep it.
00:16:32Honestly, yeah.
00:16:33He reminds me of someone.
00:16:36I've left that part of me way behind.
00:16:39Has Paxton changed?
00:16:46Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:16:51Got better shit to do now.
00:16:52Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits, right?
00:16:57Well, I'm about to do that.
00:17:00By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:06Shit.
00:17:07I still need to register.
00:17:10No, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:11Please.
00:17:12I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:17:14Here.
00:17:15I know it's not enough.
00:17:15One.
00:17:16Look, baby, save it.
00:17:17We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:17:19But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:17:21I was waiting outside.
00:17:22You can't close now.
00:17:22It's out of my hands.
00:17:23I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:17:30Shit.
00:17:31Not those guys again.
00:17:32Hey!
00:17:34Wait up.
00:17:36Look who it is.
00:17:38Shake covered stick man.
00:17:41What do you want?
00:17:42A challenge.
00:17:44If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:17:47What if you lose?
00:17:48Huh?
00:17:49What could you even offer?
00:17:51Why don't you come find me?
00:17:57Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:00Give me that shit.
00:18:01Get out of here.
00:18:03Finally.
00:18:04Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:18:11Hello?
00:18:11Angie?
00:18:12Where are you, Jack?
00:18:13Vic is here and I need your help.
00:18:18I'm coming.
00:18:19Stay right there.
00:18:24Angie!
00:18:26There you are.
00:18:28I'm sorry.
00:18:29You left me waiting.
00:18:32You look beautiful.
00:18:35I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:18:40Where the hell is Vic?
00:18:42It's all right now.
00:18:43Did he touch you?
00:18:44He got scared off.
00:18:44Did he hurt you?
00:18:46It's...fine.
00:18:47He got scared off.
00:18:49Bye.
00:18:50Sure, you want me to wear this?
00:18:51I mean, red is so not my color.
00:18:56Oh, hey.
00:18:57You got the voucher?
00:19:00What is he doing here?
00:19:02I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:19:05Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:19:09I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:19:10It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:19:14Vic tried something tonight.
00:19:15And so, when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:19:18No need to explain, Angie.
00:19:20It's all right.
00:19:20It's clear.
00:19:21Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:19:22I'm the more reliable.
00:19:25It's fine, all right?
00:19:27Everything is fine.
00:19:28Double the date.
00:19:29It's double the protection, right?
00:19:33And double the fun.
00:19:35So?
00:19:36What do you say?
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39Bye.
00:19:40As you wish.
00:19:42All right.
00:19:44I'm going.
00:19:47Here.
00:19:49Use the shed to change.
00:19:51May you hand the ballroom after?
00:19:53Yes, ma'am.
00:19:57You are such a kiss-ass.
00:20:00I think she likes it.
00:20:01No.
00:20:02She likes me, man.
00:20:10Briefs?
00:20:11What?
00:20:11What's wrong with the briefs?
00:20:12I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:20:16What do you wear?
00:20:17Baggy boxers?
00:20:25He does wear baggy boxers.
00:20:26You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:20:31Yeah, well...
00:20:32It's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:20:35Look, dude.
00:20:36If you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for
00:20:40a dance right now.
00:20:42Right now?
00:20:42She'd never dance with you.
00:20:45You think so?
00:20:46We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.
00:20:50We used to love dancing real.
00:20:56Dirty.
00:20:58Dirty dancing.
00:21:00Hey!
00:21:01Give me back my pants!
00:21:03Hey!
00:21:03Give me back my...
00:21:06Pants.
00:21:11Shit!
00:21:12What should I do now?
00:21:24What are you wearing?
00:21:26I can explain.
00:21:27Wow!
00:21:28Where did you get that outfit?
00:21:30On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:21:32Or...
00:21:33Well, I think it's perfect.
00:21:35Thanks, Angie.
00:21:37I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:21:40Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:21:42Rags to riches.
00:21:43Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:21:46We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:21:51Alright.
00:21:51You guys stay put.
00:21:53I'll be right back with some, uh...
00:21:55Investors to schmooze.
00:21:56You look beautiful, baby.
00:21:57Oh, thanks, Dad.
00:22:03Angie Bianchi.
00:22:05No.
00:22:06He's about to make a move.
00:22:07May I have this dance?
00:22:10Wow, um...
00:22:11Angie, before you decide anything,
00:22:13just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:22:15He's trying to get the dance, you know?
00:22:16And I like...
00:22:17Hey.
00:22:18You were both my dates, right?
00:22:22And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:22:41Oh, fuck.
00:22:57Jack, come on.
00:22:58Any investor, I got introduced.
00:23:00What are you doing, man?
00:23:01Come on, let's go.
00:23:05What was that?
00:23:06I was just feeling the moment.
00:23:09Really?
00:23:10That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:23:12What?
00:23:12Angie, I've cared for you, you know that.
00:23:16What's wrong?
00:23:17I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:23:19There was a fur suit in your back, I gave me.
00:23:22Where's the pants, huh?
00:23:26Angie, I'm listening.
00:23:34How you doing, pretty lady?
00:23:36Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:23:37or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:23:40Why?
00:23:41All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:23:43She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:23:46This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:23:49The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:23:52Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:23:53Hi, it's good to, you know, meet you.
00:23:55He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:23:59I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:24:05All right, now hold on.
00:24:06Jack's a great fighter.
00:24:07He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:24:10This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:24:15That would be a bland image disaster.
00:24:18His kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:24:21The public life is for the rich.
00:24:29Hey!
00:24:29You think you could be our friend?
00:24:31You don't belong with us.
00:24:35Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:24:36He's a good kid.
00:24:40Hey, man.
00:24:41Yeah, just shut this off, man.
00:24:46Maybe they're all right about me.
00:24:48I don't belong here.
00:24:51I don't belong anywhere.
00:24:56He's brought the fucking girl.
00:24:58Come on!
00:24:58Help!
00:24:59Help!
00:24:59Somebody help me!
00:25:01Help!
00:25:01Angie?
00:25:06Jackie, my boy!
00:25:07How you doing, kid?
00:25:09I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:25:14What do you want with Angie?
00:25:16Is it obvious?
00:25:18I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:25:22Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:25:24Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:25:26You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:25:30I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:25:32What's doing that, Vic?
00:25:34Three?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Three more times, huh?
00:25:37This guy's funny.
00:25:39I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:25:41Get this motherfucker now!
00:25:43Let's go.
00:25:48All right.
00:25:49What's two more times?
00:25:53What's so funny?
00:25:55Oh, Paxton.
00:25:56Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:00He says that little janitor that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:05Yeah, I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:26:08He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:26:14Paxton!
00:26:15I never...
00:26:16If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:26:19I'm the best in the world.
00:26:21I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:26:23So believe me when I say that that kid...
00:26:26There is no one else like him.
00:26:31Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:26:33Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:26:35Why'd you piss her off?
00:26:37Me?
00:26:37I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn.
00:26:42You should be thanking me.
00:26:43Oh, you sold...
00:26:45Hey, dog, you, huh?
00:26:47Okay, okay.
00:26:48Enough, enough.
00:26:49Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:26:59Angie, you all right in there?
00:27:01It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:27:04What a great performance.
00:27:06But let's get real.
00:27:08You're alone.
00:27:10And you ain't invincible.
00:27:14We'll see you again.
00:27:23Where's Angie?
00:27:24She's in the trunk, man.
00:27:25I got this.
00:27:26Hey, shut up.
00:27:26I need you on my sets.
00:27:36Angie!
00:27:37Hey, boys.
00:27:40Can you give me a hand?
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:45I think a thank you is in order.
00:27:48If you two had actually texted me,
00:27:50like I hired you to do instead of pickering all night,
00:27:53we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:56Thanks.
00:27:59I don't give a shit if you sleep.
00:28:00Wake the fuck up!
00:28:09It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:28:13Till next time.
00:28:18Look, she's right.
00:28:19You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:28:23until the tournament is over.
00:28:24No, man.
00:28:25But what if we got a tournament to fight?
00:28:28All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:28:31Trust me, we got enough to deal with
00:28:32without being at each other's throats.
00:28:34What do you say?
00:28:35Deal?
00:28:37Truce.
00:28:39I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:28:42We'll get her a fight.
00:28:44In time.
00:28:47I got money to spend.
00:28:49Janitor, that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:28:52It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:28:56All right, you ready?
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:59Is that too hard?
00:29:01No, I'm fine.
00:29:03What?
00:29:03Not some fragile princess.
00:29:05I got stamina.
00:29:08Wait.
00:29:09Is Angie flirting with me?
00:29:13Oh, God.
00:29:14Am I flirting back?
00:29:15Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:29:18until the tournament is over.
00:29:20We're good.
00:29:21Where are you going?
00:29:22I need to.
00:29:26Bye.
00:29:33Well, that didn't work.
00:29:37What is, huh?
00:29:41What's going on?
00:29:42Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:29:46Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:29:48I hope it's him.
00:29:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:29:53And the unlucky best it is.
00:30:00What?
00:30:02What's wrong?
00:30:03I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:30:06Dude, you're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:30:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:10Who's Andre?
00:30:12Pack it up, Paxton.
00:30:15Like you're free man once again.
00:30:18If most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:30:21don't come out alive.
00:30:23Come off of it, man.
00:30:25You're just trying to scare me.
00:30:26It's got to be a myth.
00:30:28Right?
00:30:31Right?
00:30:32Well, you know what I always do
00:30:34when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:30:40I go to the spa.
00:30:45I've never been to one of you, dude.
00:30:46You talk.
00:30:51You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:30:53Where does it say that?
00:30:55You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:30:56You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:30:59Okay, well, it's your funeral.
00:31:10Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:31:12You're letting out all the hot air.
00:31:14So annoying.
00:31:16Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:31:19No!
00:31:20No!
00:31:22Hey!
00:31:22I'm trapped in here!
00:31:23Andre!
00:31:24Paxton!
00:31:28Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:31:31Oh, thanks.
00:31:32You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:31:36Who knows with that guy.
00:31:38Where is he, by the way?
00:31:39He's, uh...
00:31:43He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:31:45Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:31:48What a weirdo, right?
00:31:50I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:31:56Why can't they hear me?
00:31:58Are they flirting?
00:32:01Oh, I think...
00:32:03I'm going to die.
00:32:05I try to tell him.
00:32:07A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:32:09Angie!
00:32:15Jack!
00:32:16What the hell happened?
00:32:18Hey!
00:32:18All right, man?
00:32:19All right.
00:32:20Let's go.
00:32:23So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:32:26That's what he says.
00:32:27I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:32:30I believe him.
00:32:31I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere.
00:32:39But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:32:44It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:32:46I'm still going to beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:32:48Jack, let me handle this.
00:32:49All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to get...
00:32:53I don't need you to solve my problems for me, money bag.
00:32:56Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:33:00Whatever, man.
00:33:03You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:33:08What if it isn't...
00:33:11tournament...
00:33:12competition?
00:33:13Where you getting at?
00:33:15I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:33:22Gotcha, bitch.
00:33:38You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:33:42A big, dumb idiot.
00:33:45I've got to handle this myself.
00:33:47You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:33:50What will it prove if you're dead?
00:33:57Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:34:01You've got to take a shove.
00:34:03Stop!
00:34:05Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:34:06That sauna thing really scared me.
00:34:08What if I lost you?
00:34:09I don't need your help, Angie.
00:34:11No one can do everything themselves.
00:34:13Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:34:16The least you could do is talk to me.
00:34:18Jack, Jack!
00:34:20You ready to go?
00:34:28Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:34:31Can I ask you a question?
00:34:34What's with the whole third-person schtick?
00:34:35Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:34:37Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:34:43Yeah, whatever.
00:34:50A gift.
00:34:52Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:34:56One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:35:01Permanently.
00:35:19If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:35:24Ladies and gentlemen, here on the broad, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:35:33You've all heard the rumors.
00:35:35They do him no injustice.
00:35:37Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:35:45Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:35:48Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:35:51No, no, no, what are you doing, dude?
00:35:53Stop!
00:35:53Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:35:59Fuck!
00:36:00Fuck!
00:36:00Oof!
00:36:01Caught you red-handed!
00:36:02Or should I say, heavy-handed!
00:36:19you all right i don't care that he cheated i just i wanted to win i needed to win angie
00:36:28jack it's okay that you i had help knowing you were out there watching me
00:36:36that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head
00:36:54uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with him
00:37:05all right angie show me what you got come on
00:37:19that was great
00:37:23really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:37:27that's uncalled for man you wanted to teach your street fighting right yet you're taking it easy
00:37:32with with kid gloves i wonder why why don't you try that on me
00:37:40no come on
00:37:44are you serious
00:37:48sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint i'm not mistaken
00:37:54i want to try again oh terrence relax boys in my office
00:38:07you
00:38:09call came in this morning your next match
00:38:13arizona wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip together
00:38:17just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now i got to
00:38:24be
00:38:24locked in a car with him for six hours how can this day get any better
00:38:30you're cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:38:35come
00:38:40hey
00:38:41i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a
00:38:45pillow
00:38:45border
00:38:46they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:38:52what
00:38:54just go to bed man
00:38:59okay look
00:39:00clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have heard angie like that so why don't you just tell me
00:39:04what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning i want to get
00:39:08some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match
00:39:14hey jack you see the look on your face when i saved your ass
00:39:18fucking priceless man uh i know andre got disqualified but uh there's still a participation
00:39:24trophy if you still wanna
00:39:28jack
00:39:38what that's why you're mad we made a path man no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:39:44you've heard angie to get back at me
00:39:49you ungrateful snake you only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving you fucking ass
00:40:04i've loved angie since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that
00:40:12i wouldn't know what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:40:17i'm gonna kill you
00:40:22i hate you
00:40:25police open up
00:40:29hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great no good oh it's just that i got
00:40:36a call
00:40:37for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's
00:40:44going on here he did this to me because i refused to be a little spoon officer what what i
00:40:50just i said
00:40:50i needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true
00:41:01this bed it's so uncomfortable man i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:41:10i don't know if i have to stay here all night
00:41:11would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:41:17some of us have places to be in the morning
00:41:27finally some peace and quiet
00:41:39sleep would have been nice
00:41:42oh
00:41:46after looks after young hopeful jack hurts
00:41:51keep your head up jack
00:42:02sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:42:16that's what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and
00:42:21you go and fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really
00:42:28then how do you explain falling for some random janitor jack is not just some random janitor i've
00:42:34known him my whole life we both have of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him
00:42:41i just took the guy a few weeks ago jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:42:51he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him
00:42:59he just wants to be seen
00:43:09this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it i don't know by some old vendetta
00:43:13past promise supernatural force or by sheer force of will but no matter how many times this rookie
00:43:19gets knocked out he just keeps getting backed up it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay
00:43:35you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:43:52i can't believe it jack will quit for that later
00:44:05jack just jack just what sounds like you've fallen asleep now can you get back to the real
00:44:10reason i called yeah yeah what's the real reason you called oh there's nothing just big broke in here
00:44:16and attacked me in my home but he what attacked me in my home okay though i took care of
00:44:23it turns
00:44:24out all that self-defense training really paid off wait what what do you mean oh i got him gagged
00:44:30and
00:44:30hog tied on my living room floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:44:40what do you have to say for yourself buster who say that i came alone huh
00:44:53andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:45:02hello angie angie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:45:16paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say
00:45:21if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone
00:45:27jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in trouble and
00:45:32it's my job to protect her it's both our job well if it ain't the soft brain made and his
00:45:44big bossy
00:45:45bottom where's angie she's safe we're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we
00:45:51you'll be all of us all three use can go on your merry way enlighten me what if we lose
00:45:58i should say
00:46:01what happens in fight club dies in fight club get him
00:46:10you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you have to be so difficult there two for each
00:46:17you don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:46:32what's going on out there hey no talking
00:46:38i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if you have any chance of beating these
00:46:41guys just stick together fine but i'm still not done with you yet
00:47:02these guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:47:11what a team now that fight your beauty oh
00:47:18so bad you know i know why because it's gonna be your last might as well save us the effort
00:47:23hand
00:47:24angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:47:44it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non threat that they didn't even tie my
00:47:49hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:48:01but you know just how to get a girl wet i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't
00:48:07be a prude
00:48:08what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know
00:48:13why didn't
00:48:14you come over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man
00:48:18enough
00:48:22you know what i think you're gonna do in bed say that again
00:48:32let's do this
00:48:58arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it why don't you just give up huh
00:49:08andre gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents why don't we make them
00:49:12come to us thank you all right all right oh you're not so bad either come on
00:49:41man that's so weird man i don't get it does she like me or does she like you let's figure
00:49:46it out
00:49:46later man we can both use some sleep man you have no idea tell me about it
00:49:54which one of you is big michelson
00:50:01hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them i got a lovely little video to show them
00:50:17you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor it's crazy i still haven't forgiven you for arizona
00:50:24you know we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament looking forward to it
00:50:30boys in my office now
00:50:38i'm ruined everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now what are you talking
00:50:45about intel your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the
00:50:50tournament what what are you talking about the rules committee of the tournament is coming down
00:50:56on me they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight i guess there are rules for
00:51:02sponsoring two fighters who knew so that's it we're disqualified then oh no just one of you the other
00:51:10one gets to continue on to the finals and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're picking me
00:51:17right i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here i mean before this jack
00:51:23was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass oh my god get over yourself man look
00:51:29i didn't mean it like that but jack come on if anyone deserves this play me for it then oh
00:51:34you're
00:51:34scared now buddy oh hold on hold on hold on hold on oh that's perfect a fight god rules committee
00:51:41they think you two aren't for real rivals why not give them a show huh we can even live stream
00:51:47it
00:51:47bringing money for the gym i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the fight of your
00:51:53lives you can't be serious right now serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight i'm gonna
00:52:00lose everything i built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to have
00:52:05you
00:52:05but for the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good it's the only way paxton this is just
00:52:14what
00:52:14you wanted isn't it to ruin my life you know what why wait for the fight let's settle this right
00:52:19here
00:52:20right now stop angie we need to settle this right here which one of us do you want where is
00:52:29this
00:52:29coming from you know what i want to know too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made
00:52:33love in the
00:52:33showers at the arena is this for real are we for real if you have to ask you are still
00:52:39a big dumb
00:52:40idiot and you are too this drama isn't about me and it never was the two of you need to
00:52:48figure out
00:52:48whatever this is between you otherwise i don't want anything to do with either of you
00:52:56two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making in one corner a golden boy champ with the
00:53:06god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash born rookie
00:53:15underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books man you're gonna
00:53:23want to watch this you are gonna watch this live you know there was this homeless orphan kid
00:53:34i found living in an alley behind my school growing up he always wanted to hang out with me
00:53:39some reason it really got under my skin he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose i don't
00:53:47remember
00:53:47now
00:53:52look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show we'll exchange some blows spit out
00:53:59some
00:53:59blood make things real dramatic and the second half you throw the match what i need you to throw it
00:54:08man
00:54:09i've worked my whole life for a shot this time i mean all my parents investments all my best years
00:54:13would be for nothing if i get disqualified that's it man come on help me out here no no i'm
00:54:18not gonna
00:54:18do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you you don't even want this you haven't worked half this
00:54:23hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm gonna prove today that i'm better too you want to beat
00:54:27me in a
00:54:28fight fine we'll have that fight some other day in some other arena but today is do or die there
00:54:35are
00:54:35people watching out there man today it means something you don't understand that's exactly why
00:54:40i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything we've been through you still hate me
00:54:47don't you why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be your friend you just always made
00:54:55me feel
00:54:56like i deserve to be alone and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels i'm gonna beat
00:55:03you
00:55:03boys what are you still doing back here that fight's about to start
00:55:14maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:55:18i'm gonna kill him
00:55:22i want a clean fight i wanted to tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:55:26whatever it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right
00:55:33and fight
00:55:43wow that's a lot of yours i thought you weren't gonna come i'm gonna bring myself to miss it
00:56:00you better give up now it's only gonna get worse from here
00:56:09hey i told you two i want a clean fight
00:56:17i'm watching you two i'm okay
00:56:26he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly he only wants to beat you so
00:56:32badly
00:56:32because he respects you he just wants to be seen do i need to win that badly
00:56:43take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the foot what are you doing leaving some assholes
00:56:48posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who so so i'm gonna call paxton's
00:56:54old
00:56:54man i'm gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and announce the fight
00:57:02jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start uh paxton seems
00:57:08very aggressive at the moment but anything could change as the fight has only just begun
00:57:13he's fucking guys huh i can't decide if i'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk insulted me
00:57:18it don't matter mom okay all the money comes to the family you know what they say the house
00:57:24always wins i should have known you two chuckle fucks were related enzo
00:57:31enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
00:57:37if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
00:57:56why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up
00:58:04something just happened paxton is down he seems injured
00:58:17what the hell paxton why don't you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do will
00:58:24you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real this is for real man
00:58:28i just don't
00:58:30want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look
00:58:34good
00:58:40ah my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some
00:58:46other day
00:58:47i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even at losing what oh god oh god i'm done i lost
00:58:54oh my stomach oh no jack's the winner oh oh you win
00:59:04definitely definitely the loser
00:59:08it's a draw
00:59:17that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know i i i guess we
00:59:24who cares
00:59:27good news the gym is rich again vick's plans they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't
00:59:37expose
00:59:37their little illegal gambling ring don't do that just send them to jail
00:59:44it's money
00:59:47okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore
00:59:53not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if i
01:00:01sponsor you
01:00:01as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament what's seven more continents
01:00:10right so long as this hope agrees what do you say jackie boy
01:00:24great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense class for
01:00:32this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when
01:00:37used as a weapon
01:00:42hey future life hey
01:00:46how's class going really great
01:00:50cool speaking of it looks like paxton has found himself some groupies
01:00:55let him have his fun
01:00:58hey what are you all just standing around for the world championship fighters tonight come on let's go
01:01:14dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on still gotta win man dude has there ever
01:01:20been a
01:01:21doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on hit me straight
01:01:28nah i don't know man i still don't like them but they protect the little guys so i get it
01:01:34i get it
01:01:40man i'm really glad we're friends man me too yourselves for the main event folks live from
01:01:47madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world championship finals
01:01:56you ready i was born ready
01:02:00ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy
01:02:08jack hurts and paxton whitlaw
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