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00:00To Amanda!
00:02Hey, y'all. Here's what you missed on the Chicken Sisters.
00:08Did you bring the divorce papers?
00:11I do believe I forgot them.
00:13Since you and Frank Jr. separated, you haven't been on one date.
00:16But what makes you think I even want to go on a date?
00:18Got an important question to ask you.
00:20The important question, maybe?
00:22Will you just tell me yourself, then, who my daddy is?
00:25No.
00:25Why not? Is there something wrong with him?
00:30Amanda Moore used to live life out loud.
00:42She was smart, funny, creative, and free.
00:45She was sunnier than a girl in a face wash commercial.
00:49No!
00:50We're going to have a...
00:51I'm apple juice for them.
00:53Oh, okay, okay, apple juice.
00:56And she brought all that sparkle with her when she married Frank Jr.
01:05Hi, bud.
01:06How are you settling in?
01:08Got a couple of boxes unpacked.
01:09This is my wife.
01:10Howdy, wife.
01:11Hey, meet me, fellas.
01:12But the more time passed, she felt less like herself,
01:15and more like she's being eclipsed by her husband.
01:18Sorry, babe.
01:19Need room for my keysers.
01:20What?
01:21Then her little sweet potato Frankie came along,
01:31and she felt a tiny beam of sunshine.
01:35She felt smart again.
01:37She felt creative again.
01:38She wasn't living totally in the shadows anymore,
01:45but a little part of her was still hiding in the darkness.
01:49Until last year,
01:51when an unexpected moment came along
01:53and parted all the clouds.
01:55Yes, sirree, she shone bright as a diamond.
02:00But for the people not in the know,
02:03it was like watching the explosion of a supernova.
02:21Right?
02:23Good morning.
02:25Aw, that's sweet.
02:27Mr. Breakfast thought that you could use some cheering up.
02:29Try not to kiss him.
02:31Ha, ha, ha.
02:31That was a long time ago,
02:33and I don't even think about to do it in that way anymore.
02:38Amanda's head was spinning.
02:39She knew there was only one way
02:41to deal with her past sneaking up
02:43and biting her in the rear.
02:45I have to move away, Dona.
02:46Please don't do that.
02:48I've been borrowing a lot of your clothes lately.
02:50Long jean skirts have really grown on me.
02:53Oh, don't pay anyone no mind, you hear me?
02:57Why didn't Sabrina tell us about the cameras?
03:00She wanted to.
03:01She was just doing her job.
03:03Her job is mean.
03:04I think that's why she quit.
03:06She wanted to apologize, but you were running after Frankie.
03:08Who is not happy with me, by the way.
03:10She didn't speak one word to me in the car on the way home,
03:12and then she beelined it to her room and slammed the door.
03:15Hey, y'all.
03:18Did somebody die?
03:19Nothing else at the flower shop said,
03:21sorry, a secret camera recorded you kissing the cook.
03:24That is an oversimplification of a very complicated situation.
03:28No, I get it.
03:29You saw no way out of your miserable life
03:31until Sergio walked into your world
03:33glistening in that white T-shirt.
03:36Such a handsome, capable man.
03:39Okay.
03:39Dona, just message received.
03:41Oh.
03:42Okay.
03:42I really don't want to go out there and face anybody
03:44the way I acted.
03:47Who was that person?
03:48I hear you, girl.
03:50They showed me in my leggings,
03:51and my seams weren't even lined up.
03:53That's right.
03:54Wonky leggings and my sister being humiliated
03:56on a national scale are the same.
04:00You want to know the worst part about it is?
04:02I heard about it at the same time as everyone else.
04:05My reputation as the queen of gossip
04:08is really going to take a hit.
04:10Shauna, will you cover for me today?
04:11Of course.
04:12I just have to stop by the cluckery on my way.
04:14No, please don't do that.
04:15I just want to see what they're cooking up.
04:17You know, it might be helpful
04:18to know what they're getting up to.
04:19No.
04:20Frank, you did not know about me and Sergio,
04:22and I'm sure he's just spitting bees right about now.
04:25Good.
04:25After the way he treated all y'all,
04:27I hope they're coming out of both ends.
04:28I just want to crawl in a hole
04:31and never come out.
04:33You know how this town gets when there's a scandal.
04:36Especially when it involves a baby's girl.
04:42Here's Frank Jr.
04:44You know what to do.
04:45Hi, little Frank.
04:47Yeah, it's your mama calling.
04:49I was just thinking about you.
04:51I don't know if you saw the episode last night.
04:55What am I saying?
04:55Of course you did.
04:56I just...
04:57I wanted to talk to you about it.
05:00I love you, honey.
05:01Bye.
05:03No, sir.
05:04We are not going to live in a podunk town.
05:07Not if I have anything to say about it.
05:09No, sir.
05:11You will submit.
05:13Hey.
05:22If it isn't the man of the hour.
05:26You know, franchise inquiries went up 30% after the airing last night.
05:31Hey.
05:32Uh, pardon my judgment, Frank Jr.,
05:34but you're putting off some serious beta vibes this morning.
05:38I didn't get much sleep last night.
05:40Hey, hey, hey.
05:43Let it out.
05:45Oh, but also hold it in.
05:48Franchise agreement has that strict no-motions clause.
05:50I'm getting emotional.
05:52I say this with empathy.
05:55As your business friend and your masculinity coach,
05:58you're going to scare the customers.
06:00Go on.
06:03Mayor Carson?
06:19Nancy, you need to make an appointment.
06:21This town is on the precipice of a major disaster
06:24because of that dang broken train arm,
06:26and you're not doing anything about it.
06:28I cannot stand oddly by and say nothing.
06:31Oh, I think you're real good at seeing a problem and saying nothing, Nancy.
06:36It doesn't matter what's happening in my personal life,
06:40even if it's in front of millions of people.
06:42That thing's been stuck for years.
06:44I am a taxpayer, and I want it fixed.
06:47You want it fixed, or you want a distraction from your own problems?
06:51Oh, I've seen it before.
06:52You know Big Tim, when he lost his golden lap?
06:55Instead of mourning his loss,
06:57he was pestering me about burying the power lines.
07:00Doesn't it bother you that people are thinking of Maranac
07:02as a big old mess of a small town because of kitchen clash?
07:06And whose fault is it that they would know about any of our business in the first place?
07:10Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a ribbon-cutting
07:14at the new gas station that I'm late for.
07:19Well, you're not getting your key back.
07:23Nobody knows what it feels like when a Mimi's girl
07:26flies a little too close to the sun, like Augusta Moore.
07:30Hello.
07:41I heard you're not coming in today.
07:43Mama, I'm not feeling great.
07:44I don't need to hear any excuses.
07:46Yes, ma'am.
07:49Because I understand.
07:51You do?
07:53No more than you know.
07:56Thank you, Mama.
07:57You want me to come over and bring you lunch?
08:02No, I got leftovers.
08:04Whose recipe?
08:05Yours.
08:07All right.
08:08I reckon you'll live.
08:10I love you, too.
08:14Okay.
08:15Bye now.
08:23You hungry?
08:24I can heat something up for you.
08:34I would really like to talk to you about last night.
08:37Oh.
08:38Everybody's going to be talking about last night.
08:41Delilah's going to go on about how funny it was
08:43watching her Uncle Rodney spitting out his tea,
08:45how sweet it was to see Magnolia eat Mimi's for the first time,
08:49and I have to talk about how my mama kissed Sergio.
08:52No.
09:02Morning.
09:04Well, thank you.
09:06How's your sister?
09:08She's in self and post-exile.
09:09I feel terrible.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Well, she's going to be fine.
09:13Is this the wedding binder of famous organizing expert May Moore?
09:24Oh, your wedding is in less than a month.
09:28This is a mess, babe.
09:30It's not that bad.
09:31Okay, it's awful.
09:32I have the bachelorette planned down to the smallest detail, okay?
09:36I know how to plan a party.
09:38It's just weddings.
09:38I'm out of my depth.
09:39That's impossible.
09:40You think through every scenario.
09:42Weddings are my blind spot.
09:44It's literally the thing.
09:46Every woman starts planning as soon as they know it's going to be a thing.
09:49Well, not me, okay?
09:50I grew up thinking I would never get married.
09:52Why would you think that?
09:53The Mimi's curse.
09:55That's why.
09:56Unlike honey to a bear's paw, a man never stuck to a Mimi's girl.
10:02When you grow up thinking that no one's going to stay, you don't plan for what's next if they do.
10:07But Jay is here to stay.
10:11Hon, you found a wonderful guy who thinks you hung the moon.
10:15He thinks your personality flaws are charming.
10:18I don't have any personality flaws.
10:20That's what some of the personality flaws would say.
10:22Okay, let's take a look, see.
10:25Okay, there is music.
10:30No flowers.
10:32No tent has been rented.
10:34No cake.
10:36I, I, I, oh.
10:38What does your dress look like?
10:40I don't have one.
10:42Hey, a wedding is a series of military-grade maneuvers.
10:45You can't just wing it.
10:46I don't know where to start.
10:48Oh.
10:49I moved to New York City with $300 and an accent that screamed hee-haw.
10:53Do you know how impossible that was?
10:55I should be able to do this.
10:57Okay?
10:58There are dogs that can ride skateboards, and I can't even plan my own wedding.
11:02Okay, okay, okay.
11:03I am going to help you.
11:05I am absolutely built for this kind of madness.
11:07I mean, I used to produce reality TV.
11:10In fact, I once built my own camera tripod out of fishing rods.
11:14I'm up for the challenge.
11:16Are you sure?
11:17I got you, babe.
11:18Don't worry.
11:19What can I give you, Shauna?
11:21One latte.
11:22Half oat.
11:23Half almond.
11:24One pump vanilla.
11:25One pump caramel.
11:26Barely touched the pump for cinnamon.
11:27And whipped cream at the bottom.
11:29Okay, I'll have it out in three hours.
11:31Mm-hmm.
11:31Sure.
11:32Could I have your autograph?
11:34As soon as I get my head shots, absolutely.
11:36You got a lot of air time.
11:38I know, and I would have gotten more if Sabrina hadn't given me wrong locations.
11:41Oh, Sergio, will you tell Gus I'm going to fill in for Amanda today?
11:45Oh, she's not coming in?
11:47Oh, she's kind of having a hard time, you know, with that thing that you two did together with your faces.
11:53I was there.
11:53I was there.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Is she okay?
11:57I can't lie.
11:59She's doing that thing, you know, where she just kind of stares into her middle distance.
12:05I should go over there.
12:07No, no.
12:08Just let her be, you know?
12:10She doesn't want to see anyone.
12:16Frankie might want to be an actress, but this was not the kind of spotlight she took kindly to.
12:28And for that reason, this budding thespian decided to call a dark day.
12:44Bo?
12:52Bo?
12:54Bo, are you here?
12:55Bo?
12:56Hey.
12:58Sorry, Nancy.
13:00It has been a busy morning.
13:03That fair request I've been flying in since last night.
13:07Well, could you have been some of you in right now?
13:09Badger.
13:11I just don't understand how they could do us dirty like that, the way they chopped it up, bits of this and bits of that.
13:17The thing had more odds and ends than a ham hocks, too.
13:20And I shouldn't feel bad about not getting involved in Frank Jr. and Amanda's business.
13:24I mean, it wasn't my place to say anything.
13:26Right?
13:27Well.
13:29What?
13:30Well, just put yourself in his position.
13:33You know, do you want someone to keep something like this from you?
13:38As your pastor, say, if you know something that could hurt your son, it's probably best that you tell him.
13:45Yeah.
13:47But as your boyfriend, we might say you just did what you thought was right.
13:52I like the boyfriend advice best.
13:55Also, as your boyfriend, I got something important to ask you.
14:04Before you do, I want to tell you something.
14:07I have enjoyed our time together.
14:09You make me very happy, but I'm not ready to put a ring on this finger.
14:13Huh?
14:14I'm not ready to get married right now.
14:18Married?
14:19Yeah.
14:19Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24No, it's not what I was going to ask you.
14:27Oh, I thought because you said, gosh, I don't have enough sense to spit down wind.
14:33Oh, my.
14:34I am so embarrassed.
14:36Oh, dear.
14:36Well, now, don't be embarrassed.
14:41What I want to ask you is I want you to go on a trip with me.
14:45Oh, like a vacation?
14:48Kind of, yeah.
14:49Yeah, we'd be building homes for folks that need a helping hand.
14:53Oh, that sounds lovely.
14:55Yeah, we'd have some downtime, too, so, you know, we could go on some adventures.
15:00You want me there with you?
15:03It's been some time for me since I've built this way about anybody.
15:08Thinking about being away from you is why I don't even want to think about how hard it would be to not be next to you for months.
15:16Months?
15:17That's a long time.
15:20I have to admit I'm flattered that you'd want me with you, but I have responsibilities here.
15:26Well, I mean, the way I see it, you got a lot of people helping you here now.
15:30Nancy hadn't taken a moment to soak in that, for the first time, she had all the help she needed, with some to spare.
15:39Well, it's funny.
15:42I've never even been on an airplane before.
15:45So you'll come?
15:45Hello, Shana.
15:54Hello, Christian.
15:55So, the episode last night, you are as beautiful in person as you are in HD.
16:00Well, I thought it was high time I came and tried your chicken.
16:02Oh, yes.
16:03The best fried chicken this side of the Mississippi, and the other side of the Mississippi.
16:07Mr. Chicken is franchised in 37 states.
16:12Why not 50?
16:14Touche.
16:15Well, I can see that you're not open, so I'll come back another time.
16:19No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
16:22I love having you all to myself.
16:27Frank Jr. here?
16:29Things got a little intense last night.
16:32He hasn't yet completed my course in emotional wall building to better serve your enterprise.
16:37You got any menus?
16:38Please, ma'am.
16:39Classy.
16:41I have a leg and a thigh plate, side mac and cheese.
16:44A woman who knows what she wants.
16:45Oh, you better believe it.
16:47Okay.
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:54Oh, yeah.
16:55Oh.
16:58What?
16:59It takes a full 15 minutes to fry a chicken.
17:01Well, we're always at the ready here at the cluckery.
17:03Yes.
17:06These are the signature dipping sauces.
17:08Might I suggest starting with the seven-alarm sayonara.
17:11Oh, I think I'll just start with the chicken if it's all the same to you.
17:14When you bite through that flavorful, crunchy, golden outside into a tender, juicy, high-quality drumstick, it should change your life.
17:23But this chicken, on the other hand, Shauna wouldn't serve this under-salted disaster to her worst enemy, Linda.
17:31She knows what she did.
17:32What'd you season it with?
17:33The cluckery isn't about the seasoning.
17:36As I mentioned, it's about the sauces.
17:39You should change L's name to Mr. Sauces, then.
17:42That's good.
17:43Why don't you take yourself out, too?
17:51Like at a date, or are you talking about the dumpster?
17:54You've got some nerve sticking around here after what you did.
17:57Oh.
17:58Nothing's going on, Frank Jr.
18:00Not anymore.
18:01You really expect me to believe that?
18:04I saw the way she kissed you.
18:05It doesn't matter.
18:06Listen, I've been in your position before, and I'm not proud of myself.
18:12It was wrong.
18:12Well, I was wrong.
18:15You haven't seen the last of me.
18:17Yep.
18:18It's a small town.
18:26Shauna, I don't want this trash in here.
18:29Trash?
18:30You think that's trash?
18:32You think a woman being rescued by a cowboy on a horse in the middle of the Atlantic is trash?
18:37You think a woman who's pretended to be her own twin sister in order to inherit her family's goldmine is trash?
18:42A woman who single-handedly takes down train bandits in order to save an entire locomotive of orphans is trashed.
18:48Yes.
18:50You know what my fantasy is, Shauna?
18:53A waitress who shows up for work on time.
18:56Mm-hmm.
18:57I was late because I was doing corporate espionage at the cluckery.
19:00The chicken wasn't even seasoned.
19:07And the mac and cheese was like chewing on a melted Barbie leg.
19:12Oh, that man, he can't do anything without a woman doing it for him.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:19Chicken sisters, more than you have.
19:22Hello, can I place you to go order, please?
19:24Yeah, go ahead.
19:25I'll have a Caesar salad.
19:29All right, well, don't serve Caesar salad.
19:32This is...
19:32Oh, that is like the tenth time I've had a call like that today.
19:37What in the Sam Hill is going on?
19:39It's incredible, isn't it?
19:39No.
19:40What are you talking about?
19:42You know, your catchphrase.
19:43The, um...
19:44If I wanted to be an actress, I'd dye my hair blonde and start eating Caesar salad.
19:49What, why is that funny?
19:52Oh, because Caesar salads are a very normal food and you have an insane take on it.
19:57People have really latched onto it.
19:58Now you're a viral sensation.
20:00So people are laughing at me.
20:02No, they're not.
20:04I mean, yeah, they are, but it's good.
20:07Tell me something, Shawna.
20:08Do you like it when people laugh at you?
20:11No, ma'am.
20:12So then why am I supposed to like it?
20:14Just because they're strangers on the internet, that, does that make it different from, from
20:21people pointing at me and, and, and laughing?
20:27I'm done with this.
20:28Okay.
20:43Frankie?
20:44Is that you?
20:47You can't just let yourself in.
20:48Oh, you're really still going to pretend I'm the bad guy here?
20:52I know you're mad.
20:54Hey.
20:55I know I might not have been a perfect husband, but not once in all our years together did I
21:00ever do something like that.
21:02Even if the person shining a light on your less than distinguished moments is somebody
21:06who did you real wrong, ain't no never mind, y'all.
21:09There's only one right thing to say.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:13And there was only one thing Frank Jr. could say in response.
21:18Don't hold your breath for those signed divorce papers.
21:20I know you're upset, but please don't be petty.
21:23It's not petty.
21:25It's justified.
21:26Now, this seems harsh, and it is.
21:30Hurt people hurt people.
21:32But Frank Jr. had a weak hand and only one card to play.
21:36A two of broken hearts.
21:38All right.
21:44Hit me with it.
21:46I know you want to yell at me.
21:48Oh, zip it, Romeo.
21:51Now, let's just get one thing clear.
21:53I'm not mad at you.
21:55You're not?
21:56Well, I got that ding-a-ling Frank Jr. out of her life, didn't it?
22:00That wasn't the way to do it.
22:01We could have handled ourselves better.
22:03Falling in love makes you do dumb things.
22:05That's why I don't do it.
22:07Falling in love?
22:07I think.
22:10Okay, listen.
22:12Love.
22:13I don't know if I'd...
22:14All right, that's enough.
22:16Heard.
22:18Where's the phone?
22:20Well, kind of got itself disconnected.
22:24So, the white ranunculus is giving...
22:37Carolyn Bessette Kennedy.
22:38Yes.
22:39Garnet velvet ribbon as an accent or linen.
22:45Hmm?
22:46What's your instinct?
22:48Velvet.
22:49This is...
22:50Proof that Shark Tank should have given me the sixth judge's seat?
22:53Yes, I know.
22:55I was gonna say, this is the dream wedding I never knew I wanted.
23:00Let's take a look at this seating chart.
23:02This is very delicate business.
23:04We cannot seat feuding family members together and have an open bar.
23:09Who is this?
23:12Who's who?
23:13This seat next to Gus marked unknown.
23:15That's nothing.
23:16You can just skip that.
23:21Psst, my dad.
23:23And he doesn't have a name?
23:25No, presumably he does.
23:27I don't know it.
23:28That is what he's listed as on my birth certificate.
23:31Oh.
23:33So, this man, you don't know, you put him down on your seating chart?
23:38Yes, it's a perfectly normal thing for a perfectly normal person to do.
23:41Because maybe you want him to come?
23:44It's just a fantasy.
23:45So the cake tears.
23:47We should make that happen.
23:47Cake tears?
23:48I agree.
23:49No, your dad.
23:51No, it's never gonna happen, okay?
23:52I have asked Gus a million times.
23:55When I was a kid, she told me that he taught dance lessons in the Catskills and he never
23:58put baby in a corner.
23:59So your dad is Patrick Swayze's character in Dirty Dancing?
24:04Yes, it was very embarrassing when I put that together at Molly Perkins' eighth grade
24:07sleepover party.
24:09I had a lot to process.
24:10Look, Gus is not gonna give it up.
24:12I just asked her yesterday.
24:13Well, you could do a DNA test.
24:15It's not just how we find serial killers, you know.
24:17It's not a guarantee that I'm gonna find him.
24:21I want her to tell me herself.
24:24We have this whole family history of keeping secrets and of covering up the truth and I
24:29just...
24:30I want that to end with me.
24:43Hello?
24:45What do you mean Frankie didn't show up at school today?
24:56Amanda had spent the day hiding in the shady part of the barn.
24:59But with Frankie MIA and Amanda thinking there's more than a thousand percent chance it's her
25:03fault, she had to step out of the shadows and take her licks.
25:07You look like a supermodel at a gas station, Amanda.
25:10Have you seen Frankie?
25:11No, is she okay?
25:12Physically, yes.
25:13Emotionally, no.
25:15Embarrassed her.
25:18Uh-oh.
25:19Here comes judgment in his spunky floral.
25:21Hi, Amanda.
25:23Hi, Don.
25:24I have something to say.
25:26And I hope it's not too personal.
25:28Yeah?
25:29It was a joy to watch you on that TV show last night.
25:33I mean, you were gliding and confident.
25:37Where you been hiding that, Amanda, all these years?
25:41Oh, and for the record, I always thought you deserved better than Frank Jr.
25:51here.
25:58Okay, what do you have?
25:59Oh, uh, how about, uh, the Caesar salad?
26:05Am I right?
26:06Oh, I-I don't think she finds that funny.
26:11Uh, two meeting threes, ma'am, if you please thank you kindly.
26:16Any opportunity to laugh at a Mimi's girl, right?
26:24Jackals laying wait to tie me to the tracks again.
26:28Gus, you are not a Mimi's girl anymore.
26:31You're a chicken sister.
26:32The chicken sisters didn't have a dark past to reckon with.
26:37They only had a bright future.
26:39Hmm, can we put this Caesar salad stuff to rest?
26:41No, no, no, no.
26:42I don't want to put it to rest.
26:43I want to exorcise it and send it back to whatever netherworld it came from.
26:48I got this.
26:50I have a vision.
26:52Well, I'm desperate, so I'm in.
26:58What are you doing here, huh?
27:00Looking for forgiveness?
27:01Look, Frank, you about scared the living daylights out of me.
27:05Now, I left you a message.
27:07You saw my wife kissing another man, and you didn't think you should mention it to me?
27:11What was going on between you and Amanda, it wasn't my place.
27:15You're supposed to be looking out for me!
27:17Honey, I was trying to.
27:18No, you weren't.
27:21You were protecting Amanda.
27:23She's not even your daughter.
27:26You lied to me.
27:28Now, Junior...
27:30Oh, it seems to me that everyone else in this family gets to lie, but I'm the only one being punished for it.
27:35Now, maybe you should take a walk before you say something you regret.
27:38Moms are always supposed to do the right thing.
27:43And right in front of the church, he said, mamas are always supposed to do the right thing.
28:00Frank, Junior's got a lot of nerve.
28:02What about a son doing the right thing?
28:04I wish we could just fast forward through this part.
28:06He's in a bad row of stumps right now.
28:09I'd be in a bad way, too, if I had to serve that chicken.
28:11What's wrong with it?
28:12I would sooner eat a tractor tire dipped in ranch.
28:15But on the bright side, there's no weight.
28:18Oh, that's just gossip, Shauna.
28:19No, ma'am.
28:20I tasted it with my own mouth.
28:23His marriage is over, he's eating bad chicken, and his mama betrayed him?
28:26You're a good mom, Nancy.
28:28A lot better than I ever could be.
28:31That boy's lucky that he's got you for a mama and not me,
28:34because I would have given him the what for.
28:38What happened to you?
28:39Well, Shauna happened to me.
28:41It's for the gram.
28:42I am not wearing this.
28:45I look like a haunted porcelain doll.
28:50Dolls don't talk.
28:51I'm glad you made it.
29:05Why are you whispering?
29:06There's no one else here.
29:11Skipping school, huh?
29:12Next thing you know, you're doing corporate espionage.
29:15Ruined my perfect attendance today.
29:17When I saw my dad kiss his first girlfriend after my parents got divorced,
29:25it was really weird.
29:26And gross.
29:27And sad.
29:28Yeah, I get that.
29:33Oh!
29:33Sorry.
29:34Good news is, they didn't charge me for the popcorn,
29:36because it's a day old, so...
29:39Hey, Lens.
29:42Hey.
29:43Dad.
29:44Dad.
29:47Y'all put your sunglasses on,
29:56because this gust is shining so bright,
29:58she's liable to burn your corneas.
30:00Wow.
30:01Okay, let's get this over with.
30:03These are standing jeans, not sitting jeans.
30:07One of the understood rules about the Internet
30:09is that when you give people what they want,
30:11they'll leave you alone.
30:12Yeah?
30:13Okay, y'all, you're about to witness a viral moment in the flesh.
30:19Grab your phones, you're going to want to capture this for the gram.
30:22The famous Gus Moore is going to eat a Caesar salad,
30:26one time only.
30:27Yeah, this better work.
30:29Oh, it will.
30:32Okay.
30:34Hi, I'm Gus Moore,
30:35and now that I'm an actress,
30:37I love Caesar salad.
30:47Mm-hmm.
30:49Hmm, that's pretty good.
30:50Oh, that's what a compliment from Gus sounds like.
30:54Damn.
30:56And that's how it works.
30:58I'll upload this to the Internet,
31:00and no one's ever going to ask you for a Caesar salad ever again.
31:03What, that's it?
31:04Yep, the Internet is fickle.
31:06Once it gets a taste of defeat,
31:07it moves on to the next dumb thing.
31:09All right, everybody.
31:10Back to work.
31:11I'm not paying you to be a bump on the log.
31:14Oh, Shauna, good job.
31:15Oh, thank you so much.
31:17Well, I did very hard.
31:18And with that,
31:19Gus's 15 minutes of fame was over.
31:22She could step out of the limelight.
31:29But all this hullabaloo
31:31had alerted someone of Sergio's little shady spot.
31:34Maybe next time they'll play something
31:41from, like, this century.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:45How'd you find me?
31:55Deadly narked.
31:56Oh, it's hard for me to lie to the parents.
31:58Frankie, you can't just skip school
32:00when you're upset.
32:02I wasn't upset.
32:03I was embarrassed.
32:05That's not a good reason to skip school.
32:07Says the person who looks like
32:08she's in witness protection.
32:12That's beside the point.
32:14Is it?
32:17Take me home, please, Dudley.
32:18Excuse me.
32:26I figured I owed the lie jar back payment.
32:43Me, too.
32:46I heard Frankie skip school.
32:49Yeah.
32:50She did.
32:52And it's my fault.
32:53Oh.
32:54It's a mama tax.
32:56Everything's our fault.
32:58As a matter of fact,
32:58it occurred to me
32:59as I was waiting for that dang train arm
33:02for the 17 millionth time today
33:04that I thought I was doing the right thing,
33:08keeping your secret from Frank Jr.
33:11But it turned out that I was just doing
33:13the same thing that Frank Sr. did to me.
33:16Well, you were just protecting me back then.
33:18And here you are,
33:19having to do it all over again.
33:21No.
33:22I was protecting myself
33:24from having to pick a side.
33:27Because I love you.
33:32And I love my son.
33:37Now, I'm no doctor,
33:39but I'll tell you what,
33:40I do know the cure
33:42for all problems in life.
33:43When the stars find their sign
33:47Beautiful in design
33:50I wanna feel what it's like
33:53Just to see the world through your eyes
33:56Cause I don't care about time
33:59Cause it's all in your mind
34:02I wanna feel what it's like
34:06Just to see the world through your eyes
34:09Is that for me?
34:12Sure is.
34:13I put everything in separate compartments
34:15so nothing touches
34:16just like you like it.
34:18Go on, take it.
34:19Is that all you came down here for?
34:20No, I came to apologize
34:23Okay
34:26I didn't know what the right thing to do was
34:30and
34:31I never meant to hurt you, honey
34:34Okay
34:35I think we both made some mistakes
34:40Well, you sure did
34:42Didn't you?
34:43I'm not gonna stand here
34:44and pretend you didn't do a barrel
34:46full of rotten things to me
34:47and your ex-wife
34:48She's still my wife
34:49I just wanna start fresh
34:52Clean slate
34:53I'm your mama
34:55and I love you no matter what
34:57So I'm willing to forgive you
34:59if you're willing to forgive me
35:01I'm sorry, Mom
35:05I'm not ready to do that
35:08With every scrumptious bite
35:32of his family's fried chicken
35:34The weather in Frank Jr.'s world
35:36was coming up cloudy
35:38with a chance of revenge
35:39We should stop
35:53I don't want us to burn out on the first day
35:56Okay
35:56But for the record
35:57I could have worked for another four hours
35:59This was fun
36:01Thank you so much for your help
36:04and for listening to me go on about my dad
36:06I'm just
36:07I'm so sorry for unloading on you
36:08That's what friends are for
36:10And return the favor
36:11when Lindsay's dad calls me back
36:13The voicemail I left
36:15it might have been a titsy bit too pointed
36:17What did he say?
36:18I may have said
36:19that his hasty hair transplant
36:21looks like a gopher chow down
36:22on a golf course
36:23Oh, hey, honey
36:27You want some pie?
36:29No
36:29Oh, no, what's wrong?
36:31I really want to go back to New York
36:32What?
36:33We just unpacked our suitcases
36:34I just want to go home
36:36I'm sorry
36:40I got a mom right now
36:41Good luck
36:41I'll need it
36:42And hey, please
36:43don't touch anything
36:45while I'm gone
36:46I don't trust you
36:48Lindsay?
36:51You hungry?
37:00We don't have to talk
37:03I'm just gonna sit here, okay?
37:07I won't say a word
37:08Okay, maybe just a couple words
37:13You know, I was a kid once too
37:15and I do know something
37:17about being embarrassed by my mama
37:19Not like this
37:21No, you're right
37:22When I saw you and Sergio
37:27it was like proof
37:29that you and dad were over
37:31which I get
37:32Like, I'm not dumb
37:34You and dad were weird together
37:37I know
37:40We are different people now
37:43than we were
37:44when we fell in love
37:46But
37:48I could have handled myself
37:50differently
37:51I just wish
37:54that someone
37:56had talked to me about it
37:58I knew daddy wouldn't
38:00be you
38:01Honey
38:02I didn't even
38:03have the words
38:05to figure it out
38:06for myself
38:06But it was just going on
38:08between you and dad
38:08like I wasn't part
38:09of the equation
38:10I'm part of this family too
38:13Of course you are
38:14I didn't realize
38:21that it would feel this bad
38:25when y'all started
38:27you know
38:28moving on
38:30Moving on from what?
38:34You don't think I'm moving on
38:35from you
38:36do you?
38:39It feels like that sometimes
38:41Frankie
38:43Josephine Hiller
38:44you listen to me
38:45I could never
38:47move on from you
38:49I will always
38:52be your mom
38:53What I'm struggling with
38:57is just that I'm
38:58I'm not a wife anymore
39:00And I don't even know
39:03who I am
39:04when I'm by myself
39:06You're not by yourself
39:07You've got me
39:10Not forever
39:12I'm sorry
39:13I shouldn't be
39:15putting this on you
39:16I'm supposed to be
39:17comforting you
39:17It's okay mama
39:20You're gonna go
39:22to college soon
39:23I mean who am I
39:27gonna make oatmeal for
39:28and who am I
39:30gonna go back
39:30to school shopping with
39:31And who's gonna make fun of me
39:35for wearing skinny jeans
39:36They'll come back in style
39:39eventually
39:40See
39:41Who would tell me that
39:42I just don't
39:48I don't know who I'm gonna be
39:49when you leave
39:50Well
39:54What about
39:59this person
40:02Oh
40:02You kept all these
40:07When I go to college
40:08I'm taking this with me
40:11Oh baby
40:12This is one of my favorites
40:15This chicken blow dried her hair
40:18into a bee hive
40:19And there's bees in it
40:21That's sick
40:22Cool
40:24Thank you
40:25You'll always
40:28be my mama
40:29But you can be this person too
40:34That chicken's still warm
40:39Let's see
40:40Mmm
40:46Thank you
40:48Good
40:53It's really good
40:54It's really good
40:55Howdy
41:01I'm looking for the best Caesar salad
41:03and maranac
41:04Alright
41:06Now we have put all that to rest
41:07So why don't you just
41:09You might be wondering
41:11who this radiant sunbeam is
41:13Well I'd like to introduce y'all
41:15to Clayton Briggs III
41:16Maranac's star quarterback
41:181983
41:19Voted most likely to succeed
41:21Oh and also
41:23He's May's daddy
41:24Hi Gussie
41:26And I'm hungry
41:28Oh and arist
41:35Oh and a confidence
41:36It's even
41:37Like you
41:37My god
41:39Everyone
41:39I'm hungry
41:40I'm hungry
41:41I'm hungry
41:43vu
41:45With which
41:45What is
41:47wish
41:47Well
41:48You're
41:49You're
41:49Your
41:50How now
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