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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's
00:00:09about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah him hi just pay him on six five
00:00:26four three two one
00:00:52you have a cute scar
00:00:55it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:35i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:43i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:51happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:57it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:05maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:11i need grandkids i need you message received mom
00:02:15i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir
00:02:50but first we found your fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and
00:02:56sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack
00:03:01up
00:03:01the price good finally i can get my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie deborah and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:21oh sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent
00:03:27daddy where's my real one uh
00:03:36i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:48daddy no i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:05oh mommy hey your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:04:17i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:27why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new
00:04:40daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47max aurelius eva i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:54i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
00:05:08yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me
00:05:15500 a day
00:05:16that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are
00:05:22simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big
00:05:27happy
00:05:27family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
00:05:40case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47i need to go get married
00:06:03wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16wow guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:47to prove to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:02happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:14bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:18failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:24who is
00:07:27whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:33sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping i should
00:07:48come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan i think
00:07:53i should have
00:07:54some say in the gifts it will make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:10let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21oh what the actual
00:08:24fuck
00:08:27sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:33give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39she does kind of look like him
00:08:44so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:54oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no sex yes
00:09:15strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:21what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:25i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:31let's go
00:09:38here what are you doing i've never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now fifty percent off fifty percent of pies
00:09:55quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:10:00hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today spend
00:10:12500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah
00:10:18uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:25yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies
00:11:02hi guys gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
00:11:20thank you thank you merry christmas
00:11:28what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:36we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:05shut up
00:12:05i'm sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:08well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:28harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sort of not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both
00:12:38of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:48no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too so
00:12:53it's perfect
00:12:58oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09i'm sorry oh it's in the room
00:13:32if you're in the room
00:13:36and it's not yours it's my daughters daughters give me a DNA test for that
00:13:44little girl that he's with
00:14:06you made it oh I missed you so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about he's coming
00:14:13please don't tell me Maximus bailed good good good so heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:21when's he arriving oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:28poor thing not surprising I mean she's 30 once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:14:35plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps this is exactly why I refuse to come home single
00:14:44this Christmas Auntie Pamela Debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:50we're only worried about you all these years without a husband zip it Pamela you know you
00:14:57always spoiled her rotten and look what happened she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a
00:15:03kid all alone I'm not alone and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:12he's a manager manager of what trash probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to lie to us Eva actually he's right here
00:15:31oh wow wow he is really good looking ah must be AI
00:15:39mm-hmm congratulations Eva on your Photoshop skills thank that's enough she's our daughter and your niece
00:15:47show some respect remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew William
00:15:53and you turned him down
00:15:56well guess what William works for the Harrison group now makes 500 grand a year
00:16:03that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:10and speak of the devil
00:16:14Willie you made it
00:16:27there you are
00:16:29oh look at you now living the dream
00:16:33just think Eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:40waste manager so married huh is it serious
00:16:45that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:16:49wow you must have rushed the time they're not huh
00:16:52makes sense though you not being a hot young thing anymore dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:59yeah a bullet dodged Willie meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:17:05mm-hmm that's right just bought this brand new suit my Christmas bonus women love a man in red
00:17:13sexy like Santa Claus when I sit on my lap don't touch me oh so entitled Williams a successful
00:17:23man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage I mean look at
00:17:31that car did your husband afford anything even close to that think of the life I can give you and
00:17:37hyper with all my Harrison group money ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first
00:17:51my mom would never marry she already has a husband he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59is that so well then where is he because i don't see him does anyone see him
00:18:08you know just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:24are you okay see your hands oh my god i want to take her in and get her packed up
00:18:29okay come on
00:18:30let's go let's go it doesn't matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39let me go now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a good
00:18:45time let me go
00:19:01touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08so
00:19:08max you came don't worry sweet
00:19:13where's piper william hitter mom deadhut take her inside well it looks like we have a real grinch
00:19:20to dispose of well well well if it isn't the waste manager i've been hearing so much about
00:19:27that's right now i'm about to take out the trash oh mr and mrs smith it's an honor to meet
00:19:36you
00:19:36i'm max eva told us all about you from new york polite handsome just like she said wow
00:19:45he was an ai see he's real and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to
00:19:52be
00:19:52you son of a bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57that pristine automobile that car oh my god that's worth more than a house
00:20:05that car it was all over the news when the ceo of the harrison group bought it wait are you
00:20:17like i said i'm just eva's husband and that's all he needs to know i'm not here to put on
00:20:23a show for
00:20:24anyone you really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:29jesus how did you get away with it that's what i want to know enough please
00:20:37i trust my daughter she would never marry a queen max be honest with me where did that car come
00:20:46from
00:20:47how much did you want for it i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52sir you need a breath man
00:20:58all right that's it i'm calling the cops oh way ahead of you wait what
00:21:03are you feeling nervous eva oh well too late
00:21:15listen hon i believe you but how could max afford a car like that mr smith don't worry it's my
00:21:24car
00:21:24okay it's not stolen yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32enjoy christmas behind bars okay i'll prove that it's mine but then you have to get lost
00:21:38and never show your face around my wife or child again oh so you're a tough guy huh well i
00:21:44hope they
00:21:44serve eggnog in prison loser say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:52jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:21:58here
00:21:59here title and proof of ownership
00:22:09mr harrison mr harrison
00:22:15mr harrison
00:22:17mr harrison
00:22:45you know my youngest
00:23:01son is graduating soon do you do you think that uh you could help him get his foot in the
00:23:06door
00:23:06a job at the harrison group even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we
00:23:13family takes care of each other
00:23:17if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:21abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:25didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah i think you need to take care of your own
00:23:30issues first my daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law
00:23:37come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:23:43welcome
00:23:48this is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between a.i. and reality my fault
00:23:55you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:08hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how i
00:24:13told you
00:24:13i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands you keys
00:24:20to
00:24:20a million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people has
00:24:27connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you yeah you best not forget
00:24:34it capiche oh my god just don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and
00:24:42i stay
00:24:42in your home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking i think
00:24:51they get it uh how's piper oh she's fine one of you guys just get settled in and uh we
00:25:00will go check
00:25:00on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree great all
00:25:06right
00:25:06see you in a bit joey what are you doing okay hey was that not a uh breach of contract
00:25:19relax relax it was just a hug oh we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay
00:25:28it's just one week kill me now well i would but i need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43then i don't know something just fills off that's ridiculous i mean what do you want to do
00:25:49make a progress to prove it later here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays to the newest member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith
00:26:17looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up
00:26:23a little bit
00:26:23of everything but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing him
00:26:31she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even
00:26:35know my
00:26:35baby girl's favorite food oh eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh geez it's okay look mom
00:26:50of
00:26:50course he knows it's and i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:11well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie
00:27:14see are you happy now that's good but something still falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had
00:27:22a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other but our marriage
00:27:28is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows uh now those are quality
00:27:37okay okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:48i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um it's silly face dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for her silly face i am not paying extra
00:28:03for this
00:28:04consider it a christmas gift you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking
00:28:17about
00:28:17william i'll drink to that guys i agree with you there so come on guys let's see
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with piper
00:28:50tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh i just remembered the city's turning the water
00:28:58off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes
00:29:05honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:21i don't know why are you stripping well i can't take a shower and your clothes on
00:29:49come on come on we're wasting time you have 15 minutes nice try i am not showering with you
00:29:54all right suit yourself more room for me in there not if i meet you there first
00:30:15come on max get out of the way we agreed nothing physical you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22yes wifey relax relax i won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:40in your dreams
00:30:41in your dreams free to join me
00:31:03if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left you wish why don't you
00:31:09give in
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me it's you who has to worry about resisting me oh yeah
00:31:38i'll say what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42do you still think you can resist me baby i don't think i want you
00:31:52do you still think you can resist me or maybe we should go ahead he's such a good kisser
00:32:01okay why does this feel so familiar
00:32:11oh
00:32:21max we cannot do this
00:32:24what i didn't mean to cross anything it's not you max it's us it's this this is all in acts
00:32:30let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33you're right
00:32:35i'm sorry
00:32:37just don't need to be sorry just
00:32:47that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him the man from new year's is he piper's father
00:33:03why are you acting oh my god max is piper's father are you okay yeah
00:33:13i just um i just got lightheaded i think i just need a few more minutes alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:24we have a daughter together
00:33:26oh my god what do i do
00:33:34i'm gonna sleep on the floor you can take the bed thanks
00:33:42hey are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside i'm your husband for the next few days so if there's something you need
00:33:49i can help i want to help he's piper's father he has a right to know um max
00:34:00how would you feel if you found out you had a kid
00:34:06a child no no no that's that's impossible i'm very careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:16i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around family to me is a big commitment and
00:34:21i don't want
00:34:22any loose ends you know right he wouldn't want a kid tying him down i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:31why do you ask no reason just just curious no i feel like you're going somewhere with this what
00:34:42no well then can i ask you a question shoot
00:34:51where did you get these and how did you know my exact size i did not get those i don't
00:34:58know where
00:34:58those came from are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract
00:35:18the truth is is that i
00:35:25go go go go go go go just a second come in hey helen
00:35:42i'm sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck her in
00:35:49you think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:55well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:59well i had a boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here
00:36:05comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:15a thistle
00:36:16but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all a good
00:36:24night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon good night is her dad still around
00:36:37yeah but
00:36:39he doesn't know it because you are her dad uh no that man has no idea what a treasure
00:36:48he's missing out on do you really think so from the bottom of my heart maybe i should tell him
00:36:57he
00:36:58deserves to know max
00:37:10you're viper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's piper she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:15just gonna kiss and run not on my watch
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith good morning miss smith it was uh
00:38:43it was great wonderful well it's about to get even better oh no what is that sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a smith family classic it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime don't be shy go ahead and
00:38:59grab a handful max you don't have to no no it's okay it's a smith family staple
00:39:28good good good good good well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:37could i um could have some water please that means there's no escaping
00:39:41aunt miranda and her brood this year what's the deal with them
00:39:45every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm
00:39:52hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:58better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the
00:40:24matching one years ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but
00:40:30luckily i was able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone can have it
00:40:37maybe i'm reading too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:44so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:50what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:41:00waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda
00:41:07look eva is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night
00:41:13stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:33merry christmas everybody merry christmas
00:41:57this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:04oh oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's
00:42:13right
00:42:13you mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours
00:42:22oh you think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison group's
00:42:29top
00:42:30legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44what are you are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll
00:43:00be a closed fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave
00:43:06my family out of this her family she means me
00:43:17you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:29hear
00:43:29that you're using his company's name to bully people look like you'd have any idea how a ceo
00:43:35thinks let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you
00:43:41think you
00:43:41are enough there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a thank
00:44:02you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:37my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu three times the
00:44:52price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food
00:45:01isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go no no
00:45:09don't
00:45:10you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like i know dear i just want
00:45:18to have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us we're strays and a bitch
00:45:25what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little nipple it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49lovely
00:45:50whoa
00:45:54you hit my child you're fucking crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04Don't worry, baby, I'll handle it.
00:46:09Don't worry, baby, I'll handle it.
00:46:15Piper, sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart, give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:31He's such a liar. This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:34Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam!
00:46:39Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:43I'm already on my way.
00:46:48Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:50I'm already on my way.
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:05Max, what are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:09Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:19A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way.
00:47:34How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:38Thanks, boss.
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:50I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:53You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:01You can stop kidding around.
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:10You can stop the charade.
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva.
00:48:15I'm not pretending.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:31How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:41I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:43That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:46Wait.
00:48:47No.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:57Hm.
00:48:57Some of the small ones.
00:48:59I mean, you know that.
00:49:01You work for me.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I insulted my own boss.
00:49:05I'm finished.
00:49:16Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:18Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:22For tonight, your fee stands.
00:49:24And with that, your career.
00:49:27You're fired.
00:49:29Fired?
00:49:30Sam.
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35God.
00:49:36I can't be fired.
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:46Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:53And you.
00:49:55Oh, me?
00:49:57Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:59That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:00A family tradition.
00:50:02Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:05Sam.
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly.
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:21Father, do something.
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:25I'm leaving.
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:35Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:39Eat as much as you want.
00:50:40Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:19This is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:35A high school dropout?
00:51:37In the Harrison family?
00:51:40What a chance.
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:49Silence.
00:51:50Get me the address where she works.
00:51:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:54That's nice.
00:51:55We own that one.
00:51:57Good work.
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:10Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:17Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:24Me?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva.
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment.
00:52:47And I don't want any loose ends.
00:52:50You know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:57No feelings, no complications.
00:52:59That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:03Max.
00:53:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:07It's cold.
00:53:09Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:12Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:18Something important.
00:53:20What's gotten into her?
00:53:22Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:27I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:32Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:37Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:40Sweetie.
00:53:40Oh my gosh.
00:53:41It's all swollen.
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:55Mommy.
00:53:58I promise, I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:03But that's not true.
00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:10No!
00:54:10No!
00:54:14Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:29Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:34You think it was Scar?
00:54:40I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:43I have one, too.
00:54:45Dad.
00:54:47I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:52Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:54No.
00:54:54It was actually a cactus.
00:54:56But it's still cool.
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom thought I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:16Six.
00:55:17Six?
00:55:18That one-night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:21Okay, I found the first-aid kid.
00:55:23Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:32Sorry, honey.
00:55:33This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Eva.
00:55:47Okay, look.
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:57Go on.
00:56:04It must be an emergency.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:08Sorry.
00:56:09I'll take this.
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:20Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:23I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:28Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max.
00:56:32That woman is manipulating you.
00:56:34She's a high school dropout.
00:56:36Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:41I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:51I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:54Your mother would take her away.
00:56:56After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:00Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:05No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen.
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife.
00:57:08And I've made up my mind.
00:57:09I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:19Thank you!
00:57:23Oh, thank you.
00:57:25This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:31Oh, wow!
00:57:33That's so cool.
00:57:34What did you make?
00:57:35Uh, Derek, this is from Eve and I.
00:57:39Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:41Thanks, guys.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice!
00:57:48Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:59It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:01Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready? Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy.
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!
00:58:14You never told me...
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:26She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:48They're very common.
00:58:49I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:51No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:09Um...
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:41that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just want to do a little something for you.
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:50Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:53Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:57Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:13And I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them, but...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:25You're a good guy.
01:00:26And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:20Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:36And I still can't realize."Matt
01:01:46I love
01:01:47you. Oh God,
01:01:56you were driving the fucking insane. I don't
01:02:00know why you were right. Thank you,
01:02:01Sam. I be the
01:02:02weak, you coach your man. Yeah. Fyreb.
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:16She can't see me.
01:02:33Viva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:00Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:01Hello Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:33Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:47So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:51What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:54It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night, I let my card down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:33Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:49You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:04I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:01Alright, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:21So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:27I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:48I was meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay never
01:08:08better
01:08:10go get her max
01:08:15get your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:08:24nice high society girls from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:41maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son
01:08:47tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll find you another
01:08:51you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not
01:08:57oh i work in waste management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:06what
01:09:20oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:27hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:34awesome i'll get them for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:43no no no i know what i want size seven oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand
01:09:52dollar
01:09:52heels come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:55them
01:10:00or her she's just grumpy over the holidays here let me help you one
01:10:07okay
01:10:09she seems kind
01:10:16i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:22how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:29maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:33right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:55are you gluing the heel back on well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:04that's just pure evil
01:11:09oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i get paid commission
01:11:23i'm not doing that vanessa see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be
01:11:33broke i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke she has to deal with
01:11:41people
01:11:42like this people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:11:51sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:12:01did i stutter
01:12:06you don't have to fire me
01:12:10i quit
01:12:16i don't work here anymore
01:12:19listen don't buy the shoes
01:12:22they're broken spend your hard-earned money elsewhere okay
01:12:24you're a good person after all looks like i misjudged you i'm sorry
01:12:33why are you still here eva get out
01:12:42you're not disabled selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:47absolutely shameful who are you i am the chairwoman of the harrison group and the owner of the store
01:12:57you're eleanor harrison mother of the ceo i am and you my dear are fired
01:13:11you are a good person from now on this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious
01:13:23that's right
01:13:25don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:31far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:36you
01:13:37out
01:13:39i'll leave
01:13:45i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:52you're getting a promotion
01:13:54you deserve it my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:59first assignment
01:14:00i want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:04and the entire display case
01:14:06pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:10okay
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:17i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother of ceo
01:14:28of course she lives like this
01:14:39mrs harrison
01:14:41i'm here with your delivery
01:14:46max
01:14:46eva
01:14:49what are you doing here
01:14:51i uh
01:14:52there you are eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:58my new daughter-in-law
01:15:01what are you
01:15:05that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:10well i tried to tell you but
01:15:12stop
01:15:14and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:18you were both just testing me
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:22i'm sorry eva
01:15:23i thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:27but i was wrong
01:15:28eva please
01:15:29i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:35how could you think that of me
01:15:37it's not like that dear
01:15:39eva what are you talking about
01:15:41mom
01:15:42what did you do
01:15:43i i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:54i made a horrible mistake
01:15:58what are you waiting for son
01:15:59go after her
01:16:04eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:06i swear it's not what you think
01:16:07but we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:10stop pretending like you care
01:16:11i'm not pretending
01:16:12okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything i've done for you
01:16:16and piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:22touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:26max you came
01:16:27god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:32i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:36just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:46we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what
01:16:52that you care
01:16:53or we belong together
01:16:55look i already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:59now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and i met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:09eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:14i'm sorry maximus
01:17:16walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy
01:17:28yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:39no you're not fine
01:17:41you're sad
01:17:44i'm okay sweetie
01:17:47i miss daddy too
01:17:52i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:57don't you want to be with him
01:18:00love bug
01:18:02you're right
01:18:03what am i doing
01:18:04running like a coward
01:18:07i've always taught you to be brave
01:18:10now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:14i believe in you
01:18:15what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:18i know exactly what to say to him
01:18:23maximus deserves to know
01:18:25piper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think i want to
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:45you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:48i made a deal with eva
01:18:50to play my wife
01:18:51and piper she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:55what are you talking about
01:18:57i already ran a dna test
01:19:01piper is your daughter
01:19:02what
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10i was right
01:19:12seven years ago
01:19:14new years that woman was evil
01:19:26eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33piper
01:19:34i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:44you came back
01:19:47i uh
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:59i uh
01:20:01i was scared
01:20:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:07and it's worth fighting for
01:20:10sweetheart i have
01:20:12something to tell you
01:20:13i have something to tell you too
01:20:17piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:21my sweet granddaughter
01:20:23mama
01:20:23oh
01:20:27i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time
01:20:31i was scared
01:20:32okay i didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:35i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:38how could you not know how i felt
01:20:51i love you
01:20:52eva
01:20:55i love you too
01:20:57i promise
01:20:58for the rest of my life
01:20:59i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15will you marry me eva
01:21:18for real this time
01:21:19yeah
01:21:20yes
01:21:21yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:38and the christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:50who's that
01:22:02looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:05again
01:22:08no
01:22:09not funny
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