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00:00:17Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:22What happened?
00:00:36Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:56Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god,
00:01:00hi, I miss you.
00:01:04Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:09You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:12Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:15And so familiar.
00:01:17Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:19Mine is in the shop.
00:01:20I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:22Wish I didn't.
00:01:23But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:33Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:35How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:38know?
00:01:43Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:47You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:50Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:56I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:58Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:01You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:03I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:05You are my- hey, look at me.
00:02:07Look at me.
00:02:07You are my best friend.
00:02:09Got it?
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:14Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:16Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:20I'm gonna puke.
00:02:21Oh, window, window.
00:02:35This is modest.
00:02:37Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:44Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:48Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:55Go run the blocks, Finn.
00:02:58Go.
00:02:58Now.
00:03:05Who's that?
00:03:06That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:07And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:10You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:13Plague?
00:03:14God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:16This is where you grew up.
00:03:17Mm-hmm.
00:03:18Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:20And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:23Ooh.
00:03:24Fly.
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Shall we?
00:03:27Yeah, sure.
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:31Here it is.
00:03:32The guest house.
00:03:36Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:38I love it.
00:03:44I just want the best for you.
00:03:46No one should feel alone.
00:03:48Especially not at your age.
00:03:51The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:53I can feel it.
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:55Come to Pierce's show tonight, and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:01I know, girl.
00:04:02I'm speechless, too.
00:04:03No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:08Why not?
00:04:11Because...
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me.
00:04:31Please, Elle.
00:04:34Holy...
00:04:36Shit.
00:04:38Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:40You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?!
00:04:45No!
00:04:46I can't.
00:04:47I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:54He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:57I'll handle this.
00:04:58Community, don't...
00:04:59Huh?
00:05:00Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:04The biggest!
00:05:05And spare no expense!
00:05:08Do not send that.
00:05:10Do not...
00:05:11Do not...
00:05:13I'm taking it!
00:05:15I'm taking it!
00:05:16Too late!
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:22he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:24You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:33Why would they be together?
00:05:35Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:37No.
00:05:38Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh!
00:05:40Well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:44Yeah, how nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:47Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:49Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:59Take this one.
00:06:00What would you like the card to say?
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:062L for Mr. C.
00:06:11Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:16It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:18Doors always open.
00:06:19I know how you like that peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:22I love you!
00:06:23Love you!
00:06:26You need a nap.
00:06:31Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:35As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:36Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:38Okay, good.
00:06:38Go, go.
00:06:54I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:57And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:43Hello.
00:07:44Hey, ma'am.
00:07:45Hey, ma'am.
00:07:47Hey, ma'am.
00:07:56Oh, no.
00:07:57I didn't...
00:07:58I didn't...
00:07:59I don't even know where I am.
00:08:02Cops, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06Night one one.
00:08:07What's your emergency?
00:08:08Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:12I got me.
00:08:13I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:27Who?
00:08:29Who called the cops?
00:08:31No, you're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:35You're fine.
00:08:35You're fine.
00:08:36Whoa!
00:08:37What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:43It is you.
00:08:48Oh, my God.
00:08:49It is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53What?
00:08:53Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:55Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you.
00:09:01Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:03This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:05Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:06I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:08Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10Okay, it is.
00:09:12It is.
00:09:12I am her brother's manager.
00:09:17You.
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:24You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:38So you're not a stalker?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43Yeah, good.
00:09:44Disarm your lamp.
00:09:45I'm disarming.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:51So, okay, we're...
00:09:53Both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:57Yep, yep.
00:09:58And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:01So I'm gonna...
00:10:04LAPD.
00:10:06Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13Why?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:17Oh, tell me, I'm not.
00:10:18Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:20I know that now.
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:26Just...
00:10:28What the...
00:10:29Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:34Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:39This is a huge misunderstanding,
00:10:41so we are actually fine,
00:10:43and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:53No.
00:10:56I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:02Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:04Uh, the thing is...
00:11:06It was me, officer.
00:11:09Ha, ha.
00:11:10Oh, so wait.
00:11:11You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:17It was an honest mistake.
00:11:19Thank you for coming so quickly, doll.
00:11:21I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:23It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:24Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:26By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:29Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:30I keep telling her, Maureen,
00:11:31you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:35Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:37Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:39I appreciate it.
00:11:39Oh, absolutely.
00:11:40Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:41I will.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:43Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:48Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:56Okay, let me explain.
00:11:58I had my reasons.
00:12:01Reasons?
00:12:02For what?
00:12:05For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:09Okay, look.
00:12:10I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:13And sometimes it's like,
00:12:14it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:20Why are you laughing?
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:24Nothing, because you live here,
00:12:27and I live here.
00:12:29And we got married last night.
00:12:36Are you having a mental breakdown?
00:12:39No, no.
00:12:40My life is such a shit show.
00:12:43All of my friends, all of them,
00:12:44they all, they took years
00:12:46to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:48and here I am.
00:12:51Married to a guy that I met yesterday
00:12:54in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:57That's...
00:12:58Oh, who insists that I call him
00:13:02Mr. C?
00:13:03Like he's some sort of James Bond villain
00:13:06or something.
00:13:07That's great.
00:13:08This is just not where I thought
00:13:09my life would be at this point.
00:13:13I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:17Okay, you do it.
00:13:18I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:19You doing it, it's going to make...
00:13:21Okay, stop.
00:13:22Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:24Just breathe.
00:13:25Breathe, okay?
00:13:26Are you good?
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Mr. C.
00:13:33Whatever your name is.
00:13:36We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43We need to get a divorce.
00:13:44What?
00:13:45Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:47My friends, they're all getting married,
00:13:49they're all having kids,
00:13:50and I'm not.
00:13:50And that's fine,
00:13:51but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:53I do.
00:13:54I know a part of you felt
00:13:55the same thing I did.
00:13:57What?
00:13:59Okay, so,
00:14:00I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:02Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:03Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:04But it's not funny yet.
00:14:05Okay.
00:14:05Not funny, not funny.
00:14:06So, I know, though, for a fact
00:14:10that you are the one for me.
00:14:13Oh, yeah?
00:14:14How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:15How?
00:14:17Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:32So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:34I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:36I'm going to go pack my things,
00:14:37and then I'm going to get a lawyer,
00:14:38and then he's going to-
00:14:39Okay, oh my God,
00:14:40can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:41No, I don't want to,
00:14:43because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:44I think, what are you doing?
00:14:46You don't stop talking.
00:14:47Stop, let me go!
00:14:48No!
00:14:49No, no, no, no!
00:14:50Oh, my God!
00:14:56Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me
00:14:59at a time like this?
00:15:00If I was trying to seduce you,
00:15:02you would know.
00:15:06Come here.
00:15:10All right.
00:15:11What am I looking at?
00:15:12Okay, five years ago,
00:15:14it was nothing.
00:15:15Okay, just dirt.
00:15:17Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:21Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:26So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:30You're neither.
00:15:32Right?
00:15:32My point is that sometimes things take time
00:15:35and the right circumstances,
00:15:37but something that you thought was nothing
00:15:41can turn out to be really great.
00:15:43Look, Elle,
00:15:46I'm a rational man.
00:15:48The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.,
00:15:50where there's like 10 million people,
00:15:54I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:56The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:57Yeah, they are.
00:15:59But so is marrying someone
00:16:01you've known for three hours.
00:16:05How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:09Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:15What are you proposing?
00:16:1730 days.
00:16:18We give it a shot.
00:16:20Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:22And if it doesn't work,
00:16:24we just go our separate ways.
00:16:27What do you say?
00:16:34So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:37I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40You are.
00:16:41But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:43This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:47Higher stakes.
00:16:50Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:53I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle,
00:16:56I mean, that's life.
00:17:11All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:13You are going to die alone
00:17:14if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:2030 days.
00:17:22And if it doesn't work,
00:17:24we go our separate ways,
00:17:25and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:30Got it?
00:17:30I accept your terms.
00:17:33But I have terms of my own.
00:17:40I have terms of my own.
00:17:42Oh, of course you do.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:44Term number one.
00:17:45We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:47Not to start.
00:17:49No.
00:17:49That is not a weird ask.
00:17:50Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:52We're not in the medieval.
00:17:54Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:55Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59Do you not?
00:18:00Weird.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Term number two.
00:18:04One night a week.
00:18:05Date night.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:107 p.m., okay?
00:18:12You're buying.
00:18:14Term number three.
00:18:15Hmm.
00:18:16We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:18We should be intimate.
00:18:19Excuse me?
00:18:20How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24Have any of your exes told you
00:18:25that you're super controlling?
00:18:27No.
00:18:27Never had one.
00:18:29What?
00:18:33Never had one.
00:18:35No time or interest.
00:18:37I mean, until now.
00:18:39Okay.
00:18:40Great.
00:18:40Awesome.
00:18:41I'm your first pancake.
00:18:42That's awesome.
00:18:43We're doomed.
00:18:44Damn.
00:18:45Those are my terms.
00:18:46One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:48Take it or leave it.
00:18:49You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:53My answer?
00:18:54No.
00:18:56We're going to go slow.
00:18:57Snail pace.
00:18:59Tortoise pace.
00:19:00No, no, no.
00:19:00No.
00:19:01Fossil pace.
00:19:03Slow.
00:19:22What was that?
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:25You just...
00:19:26You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:32We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:37But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:39And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:48Okay.
00:19:50No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:53Your real name?
00:19:54It's Oliver.
00:19:57Oliver it is.
00:20:07I've loved you since the moment I first saw you out.
00:20:10I won't screw this up.
00:20:26I won't screw this up.
00:20:27Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:29No.
00:20:31Oh, no!
00:20:36Oh, I'm going to kill him.
00:20:41What are you doing?
00:20:43Good morning.
00:20:46Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:50Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:53I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:56You got...
00:20:56Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:59I'm a little bit more...
00:21:00I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:05No.
00:21:08No.
00:21:09He says no.
00:21:11Wow, okay, yeah.
00:21:22Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:25Well, as it turns out, my husband and I,
00:21:28we could not be more different.
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:31Woo!
00:21:59Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:02No! No, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:09What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:12No!
00:22:15Fine.
00:22:21Totally.
00:22:22No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:30One night a week. Date night. 7pm, okay?
00:23:01Okay, let's go.
00:23:09And wait, let's go.
00:23:19You're going to see a page.
00:23:22It's too late.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:24:08Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:11Good morning to you, too.
00:24:14And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the
00:24:18loud one.
00:24:19Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:23A wellness event? Yes.
00:24:25With who? My friend Kennedy.
00:24:32What? What are you thinking?
00:24:34No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:38I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:42Why, are you jealous?
00:24:43No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:49Yeah, okay.
00:24:56You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:59This is me. Take her or leave it?
00:25:02Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:05Well, have fun working.
00:25:09Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:14God, he's boring.
00:25:28So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:31Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:37Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:40Oh, idea.
00:25:51We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:58Oh, so true, girl.
00:26:00We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:02Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:10So, what's he really like?
00:26:12If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:16Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:19Complicated.
00:26:20He's smart.
00:26:22And intense.
00:26:24He works...
00:26:25A lot.
00:26:26I don't know. He's just different than me.
00:26:28Of course he was!
00:26:30Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:31He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:36Ugh.
00:26:37God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:39Funny.
00:26:50Hey, you okay?
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:56Yeah?
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57I'm gonna go.
00:26:59Oh.
00:27:01I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:03Okay.
00:27:03Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:11Yes.
00:27:12Yes.
00:27:12Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:16TBD.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:37Hi, hi.
00:27:40No, what's the...
00:27:41Actual magic mushroom?
00:27:45And then...
00:27:46Oh, yeah.
00:27:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:49A healthy dose.
00:27:51Oh.
00:27:53Shh.
00:27:54Be well, ether sister.
00:27:57No, no, no, no.
00:28:09I have to go.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:14Oh.
00:28:30Thank you for driving me.
00:28:33Do I owe you anything?
00:28:35I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:38Oliver?
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:41Oh.
00:28:42Oh, he saved me.
00:28:43My angel.
00:28:46Oh, what?
00:29:03Oliver.
00:29:06Oliver?
00:29:09Oliver.
00:29:12Oliver.
00:29:13big boy you love oh my god it's you
00:29:23are you are you high wow this is just so crazy because because really her face was turning into
00:29:35yours and now your face is turning into hers and it's like you're like the same person
00:29:44god you're handsome what did kennedy give you chocolate baby
00:29:52no no no no no no no no no no oh my god no no no no wait hey it's
00:30:00fine it's fine it's a little
00:30:03base everything's fine no no it's not it's not it's everything it's us it's this
00:30:14I wanted this to work
00:30:16I did so
00:30:20Oliver
00:30:22I think that we need to
00:30:24get to her
00:30:32Are you okay?
00:30:40It's okay
00:30:44Get it all out
00:30:45Here I got you
00:30:46I got your little ponytail
00:30:59So
00:31:02Should we talk about it?
00:31:05No
00:31:05I don't think we need to relive that
00:31:12Oh, no
00:31:13No, no, no
00:31:14Not
00:31:14Not that
00:31:16Um
00:31:18This
00:31:21This is
00:31:23It's wrong
00:31:26What?
00:31:27Why wrong?
00:31:29Come on
00:31:30Oliver
00:31:31You wake up at dawn
00:31:33With Beethoven
00:31:35And Q4 projections
00:31:37I'm just
00:31:38Some messy artist
00:31:41I mean, we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what?
00:31:45Two weeks
00:31:46And we are already irritating the hell out of each other
00:31:50I don't know
00:31:50I think if this was one of my friends
00:31:52I would
00:31:53I'd tell her the truth
00:31:55I'd say, girl
00:31:57Cut your losses
00:31:59Get the annulment
00:32:00Move on with your life
00:32:02So
00:32:02Um
00:32:06I don't know
00:32:06I think maybe at the 30 days
00:32:11We should be done
00:32:13Officially
00:32:20All of it
00:32:24All of it
00:32:27Yeah
00:32:29Affirmative
00:32:29That's what you want
00:32:33I think it's gonna make sense
00:32:37I'll move out the morning
00:32:42I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:45Yeah
00:32:45Go for it
00:32:46I just want to watch
00:32:47Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:53You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:54Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:33:01Okay then
00:33:03Pass the ball!
00:33:05Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time
00:33:08Thank you
00:33:09I literally say this
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Go, go, go, go
00:33:14Go, go, go, go
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:18Yes!
00:33:20Clippers win!
00:33:32It's a good game
00:33:33Good defense
00:33:36What?
00:33:46I don't make business investments that I don't believe in
00:33:50I want to see this whole thing through
00:33:52The whole 30 days
00:33:56It's prudent
00:33:58It's prudent?
00:34:00Really?
00:34:00Shut up
00:34:01Come on, you
00:34:02Stop
00:34:03I'm sorry
00:34:03Wait, okay, but
00:34:05I want to ask you a question
00:34:06Okay
00:34:07What was your first impression of me?
00:34:11It's not hard
00:34:12Okay, I'll set the scene
00:34:14We can really love it
00:34:15Ready?
00:34:16Vegas
00:34:18Hotel bar
00:34:19Hotel bar
00:34:20Lights are low
00:34:21It's very impromptu
00:34:22Very chaotic
00:34:24And I'm sitting there
00:34:25At the bar
00:34:26You see a pretty little blonde girl
00:34:27By herself
00:34:29An opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:32But what would she think?
00:34:34What's wrong?
00:34:41Pierce
00:34:42Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:44Door's open 20 minutes ago
00:34:45And the guys from the label are here
00:34:46I need you here now
00:34:47Okay, yeah, yeah
00:34:47I'm on my way
00:34:49I'm so sorry
00:34:51Pierce is having a concert
00:34:52I have to go
00:34:53No, I know
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you
00:34:57Kennedy just invited me
00:34:58You gotta be fucking kidding me
00:35:00Let's go
00:35:02Awesome
00:35:02Okay
00:35:04I'm gonna go put on
00:35:06Leggings
00:35:08Perfect
00:35:09Me, Elle, Pierce, Kennedy
00:35:10In the same room
00:35:11What could go wrong?
00:35:22Okay, there's a new record label
00:35:24That's scoping out
00:35:25Pierce
00:35:25I need you to stay here
00:35:26I have to go talk to them
00:35:27Okay?
00:35:28Don't talk to anybody
00:35:29Okay?
00:35:30Wait, Oliver!
00:35:33Kennedy's gone
00:35:38Excuse me
00:35:41Are you lost?
00:35:42You're not supposed to be here
00:35:44No, no
00:35:45I'm actually with Oliver
00:35:46Okay, hysterical, sweetie
00:35:48The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver
00:35:51Don't get Pierce's wardrobe
00:35:52Go, now!
00:35:54So, so sorry, Mr
00:35:55Go, now!
00:35:57Unprofessional
00:35:59I'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:06You can be really
00:36:09Scary
00:36:11Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:13Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:16No
00:36:17Where are you, girly?
00:36:18You were about to meet my bestie
00:36:19And she...
00:36:21Elle!
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:24Ow!
00:36:25I feel like I haven't seen you in decades
00:36:27I literally saw you this morning
00:36:29I know
00:36:29Yeah
00:36:30Those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:32I know
00:36:32Same thing
00:36:33Let's go find Pierce
00:36:34I think he's in wardrobe
00:36:35No, no, no
00:36:35Why?
00:36:36Why not?
00:36:37Oh, what?
00:36:37Because you're married?
00:36:38Come on, Elle
00:36:40That is just a fantasy
00:36:43Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:45Let's go
00:36:48Maybe Kennedy was right
00:36:49After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:59Okay, just talk to the label guys
00:37:01Just go out there
00:37:02Do your thing
00:37:03Give them the goods, okay?
00:37:05I just want to know that you'd be a single guy
00:37:06That can be like
00:37:07Sold as a teen heartthrob
00:37:09Basic brand marketing
00:37:11You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:13Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro
00:37:16You know, I think you need to get laid
00:37:18Big time
00:37:20I'm seeing someone
00:37:21What?
00:37:22Who?
00:37:23What's her name?
00:37:25Here
00:37:26Open up
00:37:27I want you to meet my friend, Elle
00:37:29Oh, okay
00:37:32I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:34Open this door
00:37:35Or I will open it for you in three seconds
00:37:38Three
00:37:38Two
00:37:40One
00:37:43Two
00:37:44One
00:37:45You owe me
00:37:47Sir
00:37:49What took you so long?
00:37:51Nothing
00:37:51I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you
00:37:55What's up?
00:37:55Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:56Crazed fan?
00:37:57Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:59Not exactly
00:38:01Pierce?
00:38:02This is Elle
00:38:02The genius photographer
00:38:04Elle, this is Pierce
00:38:05My prodigal brother
00:38:07Hey
00:38:08Hey
00:38:10So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:12Ah, yeah
00:38:13I am so sorry
00:38:14I'm sorry
00:38:15Believe it or not, this has happened before
00:38:17Believe it or not
00:38:17Oh
00:38:18Shh
00:38:27Artists have, uh, crazy schedules
00:38:31Mm-hmm
00:38:32Is he flirting with me?
00:38:36Sorry
00:38:38That was, that was rude, right?
00:38:41It was okay
00:38:42You want me to, should I fire?
00:38:43No, no, do not fire anybody
00:38:45No
00:38:48Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:52are insanely beautiful
00:38:55Yeah
00:38:56Definitely flirting
00:38:58Do I hear nuptials, Braylee?
00:39:00Can
00:39:01Stop
00:39:04Oh, hey, what are you doing?
00:39:06I am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:11Okay, cool
00:39:13Now I got you too
00:39:15Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage
00:39:17And you're on in five minutes
00:39:20Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show
00:39:24Mm-hmm
00:39:24Oh
00:39:25Don't leave this time
00:39:27And, uh, maybe I'll see you after
00:39:30Yeah
00:39:35He is totally into you
00:39:37I totally predicted this
00:39:39Am I psych?
00:39:42Maybe this one was fine
00:39:44Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver
00:39:52He ditched you, Elle
00:39:53Sorry, husband
00:39:54I've got other plans tonight
00:39:56Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy
00:40:01Look, he's not really like all that
00:40:03He's better
00:40:04How do you know?
00:40:05It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:08Right
00:40:08Right?
00:40:10Right
00:40:11Right
00:40:11Right
00:40:12Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:17Ready?
00:40:18I think so
00:40:19Let's go
00:40:20Oh, how did she do that for?
00:40:22Okay
00:40:22Here we go
00:40:23Get ready
00:40:25Oh, this, okay
00:40:26This looks like it's maybe your size
00:40:30Yes, okay
00:40:33Oh, God, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life
00:40:36Okay
00:40:39How did it get worse?
00:40:40Oh, my God
00:40:51Hey, well, we already missed her with the show
00:40:55Oh, who cares?
00:40:56I've seen it a million times
00:40:57And you will, too, as his future wife
00:41:00Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver
00:41:03Ugh
00:41:04Right, Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you
00:41:07Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:10Oh, he's just impossible
00:41:11You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York
00:41:14And he was totally freaking out, like spiraling beforehand
00:41:17And he needed a break
00:41:19But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway
00:41:21Because it was in the contract
00:41:22Like, who does that, right?
00:41:25Ugh
00:41:25I feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:28She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me
00:41:31Maybe this is who he really is
00:41:33You know what?
00:41:34I've been thinking
00:41:35And I think
00:41:37I am going to get that annulment from Vegas, guy
00:41:41Good for you, girl
00:41:42Yes!
00:41:44Feminism
00:41:45Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink
00:41:46You don't want anything, right?
00:41:47No, I'm good
00:41:48I'm gonna wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:50Okay, back in five
00:41:58Fairy tales don't exist, though
00:42:05You clean up nice
00:42:09Wow, you came back
00:42:13How kind
00:42:14I deserve that
00:42:16You ditched me
00:42:19Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:20Am I not, not, what, Posh?
00:42:22No, no, no
00:42:23Okay, there's a lot going on here
00:42:26I can't
00:42:27Say it to me, please
00:42:31Come on a date with me
00:42:33A real one
00:42:34Right now
00:42:35Right now?
00:42:37Yeah
00:42:38Right now
00:42:39Do I trust him?
00:42:49I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven
00:42:50Very good time
00:42:54You ready?
00:42:56Yeah
00:42:56Come here
00:43:00Fancy
00:43:02Don't try
00:43:04You know, this is so weird
00:43:06What?
00:43:07Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:10Have you ever met him?
00:43:11He's just never there
00:43:14Yeah, a couple times
00:43:16Okay
00:43:17Okay
00:43:18So, where are we going?
00:43:30You ready?
00:43:32Oh, God
00:43:34He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:39You ready?
00:43:41An abandoned construction site
00:43:42A.K.A.
00:43:43A dark place with no witnesses
00:43:46That's
00:43:46You're perfect
00:43:47It's my house
00:43:49Or it will be soon
00:43:51Okay
00:43:55I'm not sure you're over there
00:43:56It'd be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:59Think about that?
00:44:01That's a really good idea
00:44:03Fork of being a creative
00:44:04Mr. Business
00:44:07Okay
00:44:08Show me around
00:44:11Mm-hmm
00:44:14Okay
00:44:14Mm-hmm
00:44:15Okay, so
00:44:18Give me the vision
00:44:19Okay
00:44:19I'm trying to picture
00:44:20Mm-hmm
00:44:21Here
00:44:22This is where the couch would go
00:44:24Oh, right here
00:44:24Okay
00:44:26This is where the projector would be
00:44:28Projector, okay
00:44:29Where we'd watch the Clippers games
00:44:32I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games
00:44:35And you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:36Okay
00:44:36If I remember correctly
00:44:38You're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the Lamb
00:44:39Okay, yeah
00:44:40I was a travesty
00:44:41Of course
00:44:44I thought this was over
00:44:46But now
00:44:46What's happening between us?
00:44:52Okay, so
00:44:54What about this?
00:44:56I mean, that's easy
00:44:57Oh, it's easy
00:44:58Yeah
00:45:00That'd be your spot
00:45:02I mean, you can put your cameras there
00:45:05You can hang up your prints
00:45:07I was thinking maybe if you want
00:45:08You could put up like a little backdrop
00:45:10And that's where you could shoot your flowers
00:45:13How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:16I may have looked at your website
00:45:19Oh my god, you are a stalker
00:45:21No, I'm not
00:45:21That's what you're saying
00:45:22I'm researched, okay
00:45:23Big difference
00:45:24I don't know about that
00:45:29I know that
00:45:30That you listen to rock
00:45:32When you cook
00:45:35That your breath shortens
00:45:37When you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:39You tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:41When you're trying not to cry
00:45:43And I know that
00:45:45You have a big smile
00:45:46When you're feeling safe
00:45:48Like right now
00:45:51Look, that's really sweet
00:45:55More than just my manners
00:45:56I know
00:45:59What I don't know is
00:46:05What you want
00:46:08Take a chance, Elle
00:46:13You
00:46:30In that moment
00:46:31I knew
00:46:32I'd pass the point of no return
00:46:34I was falling for him
00:46:37There's no doubt about it
00:46:53There's no doubt about it
00:46:54And if you want
00:46:56You
00:47:07In that moment
00:47:12Sex and a construction site.
00:47:14We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:17So irresponsible.
00:47:18I know.
00:47:22Oliver.
00:47:23Yeah?
00:47:24Can you tell me something?
00:47:26Hmm?
00:47:26Just think about you.
00:47:28I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:34Now I got you too.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Why was he texting her?
00:47:42Not much to know.
00:47:44No, there's a lot.
00:47:45I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:48What's your family like?
00:47:50You can't tell her.
00:47:51Not now.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:59I'm so sorry.
00:48:00I have a family emergency.
00:48:02I have to go.
00:48:02You okay?
00:48:03Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:04It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:06Okay?
00:48:07I'll be in touch.
00:48:13I'll be in touch?
00:48:16God.
00:48:17El, what are you doing?
00:48:23God.
00:48:30Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:33What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:34What's going on?
00:48:36Rebranding.
00:48:37That's the emergency.
00:48:39We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:44starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:49Great.
00:48:50Rebranding.
00:48:50We can do that.
00:48:51Look, I really-
00:48:52I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:55I need you all on board.
00:48:57Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:58I'm here.
00:48:59What's the big emergency?
00:49:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:04Hi, sis.
00:49:08Hi, sis.
00:49:10Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:12This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:15I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:16I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:19Wow.
00:49:20Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:21How dare you-
00:49:22Stop it, the both of you.
00:49:24We need to come together as a family.
00:49:29Give her sister a hug.
00:49:30Put your feud in the past.
00:49:32Yeah, big bro.
00:49:33Come on.
00:49:34Give me a hug.
00:49:39You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:42Challenge accepted, Brat.
00:49:45So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:56It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:58Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:04Yes, this is Elle, not the genius photographer.
00:50:07Oh, God, please, don't say it.
00:50:09Elle, my friend Elle can do it.
00:50:11I am so fucked.
00:50:16My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:18Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:20Why?
00:50:21Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:22My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:24No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:26Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:29We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:32Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:34Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:36I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:39You're what?
00:50:39Why do you care?
00:50:40What's the problem?
00:50:42Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:45After last night?
00:50:46I don't.
00:50:48I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:50Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:53Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:57Great.
00:50:57It's huddled down.
00:50:5910 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:03This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:11Last night was incredible.
00:51:21Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:24Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:25And why was he so amazing, and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:31Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:32Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:34Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:38To Oliver.
00:51:39Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:41Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:42I don't know, Miss.
00:51:43Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:45Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:48Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:51Just...
00:51:57Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:03Hey, Ken.
00:52:06Okay, don't scream.
00:52:07I have news.
00:52:08What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:10No, better!
00:52:11My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:15A family feature on my family.
00:52:18Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:20I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:23Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:26Wow.
00:52:27I can't imagine why.
00:52:29So?
00:52:30So?
00:52:32Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:39Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:41Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:45That's why you called.
00:52:46You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:49Duh, bitch!
00:52:52This is huge!
00:52:54This is major, like, career defining.
00:52:57Oh my god, yes, I will be there.
00:52:58I will so do it, of course.
00:53:00Yes!
00:53:01Okay, let's go!
00:53:04Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:09Okay, go on.
00:53:11Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:15But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:20Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:24But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:26Okay, weird.
00:53:27That's fine.
00:53:28Yay!
00:53:28Okay!
00:53:29I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:31Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:40I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:44Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:55She's so excited.
00:53:57Let's want to unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:04So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:07Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:09Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:12Why would you do that?
00:54:14I mean, maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:16Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:19You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:21You rarely do.
00:54:22For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:27Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:33She told you that.
00:54:34Duh.
00:54:35I'm her best friend.
00:54:38She's still planning to leave.
00:54:39Even after last night.
00:54:41I thought...
00:54:42I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:46Well, I'm out.
00:54:48I have a facial.
00:54:50Ugh.
00:54:52Well, good.
00:54:54Pierce is finding love, then, it seems.
00:54:56So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:55:01You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:06You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:08Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:10Good.
00:55:10Bring her in.
00:55:11Mom, I...
00:55:20Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:26Oliver?
00:55:28Oliver.
00:55:35Al.
00:55:38Al.
00:56:09I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:11That's true.
00:56:12Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:18She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:20Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:26It was my right one.
00:56:30So much for helping out today.
00:56:31Oh, come on.
00:56:32It's no big deal.
00:56:33Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the plane 182.
00:56:36For the record.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38So, I guess we, uh, we are that in common.
00:56:51And we did.
00:56:52But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:57You okay?
00:56:58You okay?
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:01Of course.
00:57:03I'm really excited to photograph her, aren't we?
00:57:05But I am super nervous.
00:57:07Ah, come on.
00:57:08Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:09You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:11So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:19I'm flattered.
00:57:21But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:24Kennedy, she...
00:57:25No, I know, I know.
00:57:26It's complicated.
00:57:28I...
00:57:30Really.
00:57:31He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:33Thanks.
00:57:35See ya.
00:57:36Bye.
00:57:37Bye.
00:57:38Bye.
00:57:41I cannot believe...
00:57:43I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:45And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:57The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:59To leave a message...
00:58:02Where?
00:58:03Where?
00:58:04Where?
00:58:07Where?
00:58:07Where?
00:58:08Where?
00:58:08Where?
00:58:09Where?
00:58:10Where?
00:58:20Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:23Yeah, everything's fine.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:25If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:27Cheers.
00:58:27Cheers.
00:58:36Okay, Elle.
00:58:37You got this.
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:39Got this.
00:58:42Are we ready?
00:58:43I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:45Kennedy!
00:58:47Yeah?
00:58:47Text your brother.
00:58:48Make sure he's on time.
00:58:50And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:53You look washed out without it.
00:58:58Hey, girl.
00:58:58You okay?
00:58:59Yeah, it's just...
00:59:01My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late, of course.
00:59:04Wait.
00:59:05Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:08Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:12All right, places, everyone.
00:59:14All right, all right, all right.
00:59:17The attractive one is here.
00:59:18Nobody panic.
00:59:22Where is he?
00:59:24Where's Oliver?
00:59:25Wait, sorry.
00:59:26Why would you need...
00:59:33Oliver?
00:59:37Oliver?
00:59:40Oliver?
00:59:40Oliver?
00:59:40What are you doing here?
00:59:41What are you doing here?
00:59:42Okay, I can explain.
00:59:42Finally.
00:59:44We've been waiting.
00:59:47Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:51My older brother.
00:59:53Hey.
00:59:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:58Elle.
00:59:59Wait, what's going on?
01:00:02Anne's so familiar.
01:00:04It's my older brother's car.
01:00:05Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:07You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:10The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:13Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:14Can you tell me something?
01:00:16Just about you.
01:00:18I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:19And then everything clicked.
01:00:21Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:23The other shoe always drops.
01:00:26You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:38What is going on?
01:00:39He's the guy I married.
01:00:41Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:46I assumed you knew.
01:00:47No!
01:00:47Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:50Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:52And then I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:55Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:57You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:58What?
01:00:58What date?
01:00:59I saw you guys last night.
01:01:01Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:02Jesus.
01:01:03You really think that little of me?
01:01:05Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:06I brought you some collagen water for your big shoe.
01:01:08There she is.
01:01:10Oliver's future wife.
01:01:12Your what?
01:01:13No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:17Hold on.
01:01:18Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:21How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:24Wait.
01:01:25Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:30Oh my God.
01:01:32You're dead.
01:01:34Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:41Do not touch me right now.
01:01:45You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:50I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:51Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:56I'm dating Elle.
01:01:58No.
01:01:59No, you're not.
01:02:00Not anymore.
01:02:02Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:06You're married?
01:02:08Ew.
01:02:09Screw this.
01:02:10I'm out of here.
01:02:12Great idea.
01:02:13I'm good.
01:02:13Elle.
01:02:14No.
01:02:22Okay, start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:29I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:33Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35All right, ready?
01:02:36Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:39One, two, three.
01:02:40Beautiful.
01:02:41Nice job, you guys.
01:02:42Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:44She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:47I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:50But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:55I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:59And I panicked, okay?
01:03:01I just...
01:03:02I wanted it.
01:03:04Holy shit.
01:03:05So it's true.
01:03:07You did steal his date.
01:03:08It was wrong, okay?
01:03:09Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:11I'm a CEO.
01:03:12I tried to control everything.
01:03:14Understatement of the century.
01:03:16But...
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:17With Elle, I...
01:03:20I'm different.
01:03:23Better.
01:03:26I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:28I'm...
01:03:29Go.
01:03:31Go and talk to her.
01:03:32Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:40And I'll...
01:03:42I do love you, you know.
01:03:47Me too.
01:03:54Elle!
01:03:56Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:58Elle!
01:03:59Elle!
01:04:01Elle!
01:04:13It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:18I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:25I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:34Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:37But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:41And so I knew it was time.
01:04:43Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:46I didn't know.
01:04:47We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:49I said, how about Hardin at that 6 point point?
01:04:50Mom?
01:04:51Yeah, you like that?
01:04:52Hardin at that 6 point point.
01:04:53I...
01:04:53Can I, um...
01:04:54Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:56Can I come home?
01:04:59I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:15Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:18Yeah.
01:05:20Here's to hoping it works.
01:05:31This is the last one.
01:05:33We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:37Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:39So, you again.
01:05:41I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:44Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:46I know who he is.
01:05:49He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:59El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:03Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:07Selfish.
01:06:08But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago,
01:06:11at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:14Even though I never talked to you,
01:06:15you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:18I envied you immensely.
01:06:21So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother,
01:06:26I stole his date.
01:06:27I couldn't help myself.
01:06:29I know we're different though.
01:06:31But I will make this work.
01:06:33Any way.
01:06:34Any day.
01:06:36But I leave it up to you.
01:06:39We can get a divorce.
01:06:41The papers are included here.
01:06:44Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:47It's just about ready now.
01:06:49Where we'll watch the clippers and
01:06:51we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:53I want you here, El.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:55Please say yes.
01:06:57We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:59Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:00Ohio?
01:07:11House looks nice.
01:07:15Saw the swing.
01:07:21Who came?
01:07:22Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:26Cheesy.
01:07:27Or, like, too much.
01:07:30No.
01:07:32Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:34I am so sorry.
01:07:37You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:40I get that.
01:07:43You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:47But, then again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:52About what?
01:07:56I never told you.
01:08:00I love you.
01:08:02Over.
01:08:07I love you, too.
01:08:10Yeah?
01:08:39The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:42I moved into our house.
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:47Okay?
01:08:48Okay?
01:08:50Our love for the clippers is still going strong.
01:08:54Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:58And, no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:09:02we always do a date night a week.
01:09:04No exceptions.
01:09:07And, almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:12A day after my birthday.
01:09:14We renewed our vows.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:18I do.
01:09:19You may now just try.
01:09:22Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:25But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:28We found love in a hopeless place, after all.
01:09:44Bye.
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