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00:01Recently, architects have pointed out design flaws in the president's ballroom, like staircases
00:07that seem to lead nowhere.
00:09President Trump defended these design elements with new artist renderings.
00:15But that wasn't the only image of the proposed ballroom that the president presented.
00:21A ballroom, you see what that is, right?
00:25It'll have a beautiful hamburger plate.
00:28It's the best in the world.
00:29I'll show you the kitchen, which will feature this Epstein pattern.
00:35I think it'll be the finest ballroom in the sky anywhere in the world.
00:38Because it will be the only one with a chair in the middle of the year.
00:43It's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
00:46Tonight, thrown out, plus, Stephen welcomes, John Mulaney, and musical guest, David Burr.
01:00Featuring Louis Cato and the great big Joy Lachine.
01:05And now, live on tape from the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, it's Stephen Colbert!
01:19Welcome.
01:20How are you?
01:20There you go.
01:23Welcome.
01:36Welcome, friends.
01:38Welcome, one and all, to The Late Show.
01:40I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
01:41Ladies and gentlemen, we are back.
01:46Back after a week off, I took a little vacation, got out on the boat, and I gotta say, the
01:51fishing
01:52was unbelievable in the Strait of Hormuz.
01:57Not another boat in sight.
02:00And I caught a giant piece of ticking metal.
02:05It just...
02:06Gotta figure out how to fillet that sucker.
02:08But, the number one story is that Saturday was the third No Kings protest, and it was huge!
02:16And amazing.
02:18They're all over the place.
02:20They're all over.
02:21They were enormous.
02:22Just look at the crowd we got here in New York.
02:25Oh, that's the TSA line at JFK.
02:28It's surprising that the lines were so long, considering all the help they got from ICE.
02:33I mean, you know the old saying.
02:39You know the old saying, if you've got time to lean, you're an ICE agent.
02:45New York's actual No Kings march was huge.
02:49As were the marches in Chicago, in San Diego, Atlanta, Philly, and in Boston, Massachusetts.
03:02Look at Boston.
03:05Now, that last footage there from Boston was either from No Kings, or the annual Wahlberg
03:10Family Palm Sunday Punch and Munch.
03:13You got a burger and a punch in the face.
03:16Now, I don't know why I said that.
03:18Also, all told, Saturday was the largest single-day protest ever held in the United States since
03:25the first Earth Day back in 1970.
03:28Yeah.
03:31That's right.
03:33Yeah.
03:35That was when millions of Americans showed up in force to protest the Earth.
03:42I was just a little shaver there.
03:44I still remember my dad and me throwing D-cell batteries at a dolphin.
03:49Just trying to get one to stick into its blowhole.
03:53It wasn't only in America.
03:55Trump is so unpopular, there were even No Kings rallies across Europe, including this
03:59large No Kings march in London.
04:06A No Kings march in London must have been awkward.
04:15That's make Charles feel like, what do we want?
04:17No Kings!
04:20Metaphorically, in reality, our guy's okay, though I would like to stick a battery in Prince
04:25Andrews Blowhole.
04:29Where would it be?
04:35One of the biggest U.S. showings was in the Twin Cities.
04:39After being terrorized by Trump's immigration goons for months, over 200,000 people stood up
04:47to the administration in St. Paul, Minneapolis, and the crowd heard from Joan Baez, Maggie Rogers,
04:56Bruce Springsteen, and Senator Bernie Sanders, who I hope performed a Springsteen song.
05:07Everybody's got a hungry heart.
05:11Hungry for soup!
05:15Protests.
05:15He doesn't know.
05:17He doesn't know why soup.
05:18He was on the show.
05:20Why soup?
05:24There were protest signs, and they were just great.
05:26They came from Minnesota, and we said, Oop, no you don't.
05:30Does this ass make my country look small?
05:34No faux-king way.
05:38The turd-rike.
05:40And Jimmy Kimmel has higher ratings than you.
05:45I like that one.
05:48I really like that one.
05:50Can we see who was carrying that sign?
05:52I knew it.
05:59People also wore some fun costumes, like there were rally frogs and this anti-Trump Chewbacca.
06:05No.
06:06Of course, Chewie was just channeling the revolutionary words of Patrick Henry.
06:10Give me liberty, or give me .
06:16But perhaps, is that how you spell it?
06:19I don't know.
06:22Perhaps the most impressive of it all was this inflatable Trump pooping directly onto the Constitution.
06:32That is spectacular craftsmanship above all else.
06:45Whoever made that should be proud, because one day their grandchild will ask them how they resisted the rise of
06:50American fascism, and they can proudly say,
06:53Well, Tyler, your grandma and I work around the clock with a team of fellow patriots to answer the eternal
06:59question of democracy.
07:01Can we make an angry balloon that looks like it's pooping fire?
07:07Yes, you can.
07:09One reason so many people show up.
07:11Yes, we can.
07:13Yes, we can.
07:15Yes, we can.
07:16Yes, we can.
07:18Yes, we can.
07:19Yes, we can.
07:21Yes, we can.
07:24I think that's what Obama meant, right?
07:28One reason so many people showed up to No Kings this weekend is that we are still at war with
07:34Iran, I think.
07:35Because Trump is sending mixed messages by pursuing both a rapid exit while at the same time mulling a dramatic
07:42escalation that would raise the stakes enormously.
07:45Trying to follow the strategy of this president in this war is like getting relationship updates from your most chaotic
07:51friend.
07:51Again, Travis and I are either breaking up or getting engaged this weekend.
07:59But one thing is for sure.
08:01We're getting a dog.
08:04Trump is threatening.
08:06Woo!
08:08Trump is threatening to put boots on the ground while also claiming productive negotiations with the regime are going on.
08:13And then last week, he also said this.
08:16We've won this.
08:17This war has been won.
08:18The war is won.
08:19That is fantastic news.
08:20Can we see some footage of the victory parade?
08:23No, that's no kings again.
08:25Can we please see the victory parade?
08:28No, that's the TSA line in Houston.
08:31All of Trump's vacillating between declaring victory and threatening Iran and saying he's negotiating led the New York Times to
08:38say,
08:38the war has an erratic and make-it-up-as-it-goes feel.
08:42Yes, this is officially America's first improv war.
08:46All right, folks.
08:48Can I get the suggestion of a reason I invaded and an exit strategy?
08:53I heard pineapple and chia pet.
08:55Now, we take you to this proctecologist's office.
09:00Now, Trump took a minute to describe seeing our military in action.
09:04Well, what happened is, you have to see it.
09:08It's very cool.
09:09Missiles launched, missiles launched, missiles launching.
09:12They're launching.
09:13Okay, we're ready.
09:15And then at seven seconds, fire, fire, fire.
09:20It's the most unbelievable thing.
09:22Fire, boom.
09:23Fire, boom.
09:26Stirring.
09:29Stirring wartime leadership.
09:31It reminds me of Winston Churchill.
09:34We shall fight them on the beaches.
09:36Like pew, pew, pew.
09:38Ka-chow, blammo.
09:40So cool.
09:41Now, there's a reason.
09:44Still holds up.
09:45Holds up.
09:48That's a big guitar.
09:50Really big.
09:52There's a reason Trump thinks of the war as a bunch of zooms and booms,
09:56because reportedly he's getting his daily briefing on the war in the form of a
10:00highlight reel of, quote, stuff blowing up.
10:04It's prepped for him by the Pentagon and is a video compilation of the biggest, most successful
10:09strikes on Iranian targets over the previous 48 hours.
10:12It's a greatest hits of the Pentagon's greatest hits.
10:15And it's all compiled in the CD.
10:17Now, that's what I call a military operation, because legally only Congress can declare war.
10:23Trump gave these remarks at a gathering of what I am choosing to believe, based on the logo, is the
10:28F.U. Institute.
10:32So we have no sense if the war is ending any time soon, which is not great, because economists are
10:38predicting that the fallout could last for years.
10:41For example, because polyester is made from petrochemicals found in the Gulf, track suits could get more expensive.
10:48That is war on New Jersey.
10:51What?
10:52Tell me.
10:53Tell me, friends.
10:55If not, now when?
10:58If not, him who?
11:00What is the mafia gonna do now?
11:02Nobody wants to get dumped in the Meadowlands by guys wearing caftans.
11:08The effects of the war are everywhere.
11:11Because of the cost of cooking gas, butter chicken has disappeared from some Indian menus.
11:16Cancer drugs might not reach some patients on time.
11:19And Shakira and others have postponed shows.
11:23Doesn't it feel like they're trying to sneak in a real bad one in the middle so no one notices
11:28on that list?
11:29Honey, do you want to order Mexican food, Italian, I have herpes, or Chinese?
11:41Italian it is.
11:42Right now, as a result of the war, the average price of gas in the United States is up to
11:47$3.99 per gallon.
11:52Airfares are getting more expensive, and the strikes have triggered a global helium crisis.
11:57Oh, no!
11:59Or should I say...
12:12Oh, no!
12:14We can't afford a helium!
12:17We've got a great show for you tonight.
12:19My guests are John Mulaney and David Byrne.
12:23And when we come back, an update on your generosity.
12:28Stick around.
12:28You can jeep.
12:28Alright.
12:52We've got a great job, we've got a good job.
12:58I'll give you a real good job.
13:00FOLKS, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, THE LATE SHOW TOOK LAST WEEK OFF.
13:04AND IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THANKS.
13:08WHAT IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAD HAPPENED AND I WAS LYING IN A
13:11STORM DRAIN BEHIND A WENDY'S ON THE EDGE OF TOWN, LIVING ON
13:14DISCARDED KETCHUP PACKETS?
13:18POINT IS, WE TOOK A BREAK.
13:21BUT BEFORE THE BREAK, WE ANNOUNCED THAT WE ARE NOW SELLING
13:23SPECIAL T-SHIRTS THAT HELP RAISE MONEY FOR WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN,
13:28ORGANIZATION.
13:31IT'S A WONDERFUL, GREAT PEOPLE.
13:33IT'S A GREAT ORGANIZATION THAT FEEDS PEOPLE DURING TIMES OF CRISIS,
13:37WHICH, IF YOU'VE NOTICED THESE DAYS, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE
13:39ALL THE TIME.
13:40THE SHIRTS COMMEMORATE THE END OF THE LATE SHOW, WHICH WILL BE
13:43MAY 21ST, AND THE SHIRTS READ ON THE FRONT, THE LAST SHOW WITH
13:47STEPHEN COLBERT, AND ON THE BACK, IT SAYS, THANKS FOR WATCHING.
13:52UNLESS YOU WATCHED ON YOUTUBE, THE NETWORK COULDN'T MONETIZE THAT.
14:02IT'S KIND OF A JOKE, MOSTLY A FACTUAL STATEMENT.
14:09NOW, I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT IN JUST THE WEEK AND A HALF SINCE WE
14:13UNVEILED THEM, WE HAVE SOLD, DRUMROLL PLEASE, A LOT OF THEM.
14:21YEAH, A LOT.
14:23A WHOLE LOT.
14:25AND IF YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE GREAT SHIRTS BENEFITING OF A GREAT
14:27CAUSE, JUST HEAD TO COLBERTLATE SHOW.COM
14:29SLASH E-BAY, WHERE WE'RE ALSO AUCTIONING OFF LATE SHOW MEMORABILIA.
14:34LIKE TONIGHT, WE'RE ADDING A PROP THAT HAS BEEN USED MULTIPLE TIMES
14:37ON THE LATE SHOW.
14:38IT'S A CURSED MONKEY'S PAU.
14:41PERFECT IF YOU'RE A PROP COLLECTOR OR A ONE-ARMED MONKEY WHO IS NOT
14:46SUPERSTITIOUS.
14:47WE'RE ALSO ADDING TWO ITEMS FROM THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF THE LATE
14:50SHOW, THIS CURSED AMULET ON A DECORATIVE GOAT SKULL, WHICH IS NOT
14:55CURSED UNLESS YOU WERE THAT GOAT.
14:59GO GET THEM ALL.
15:01SPEAKING OF MONKEY'S MONEY, IT'S ONE LETTER AWAY.
15:05THE AMERICAN DOLLAR IS ABOUT TO BE RUINED BECAUSE LAST WEEK, THE
15:11TREASURY ANNOUNCED THAT STARTING IN JUNE, TRUMP'S SIGNATURE WILL
15:14START APPEARING ON THE $100 BILL.
15:16YEAH, OKAY, YEAH, YOU MAY BE UPSET, BUT THIS FULFILLS A LIFELONG
15:21DREAM FOR DON JUNIOR, BECAUSE HE CAN NOW SNORT COKE THROUGH HIS DAD.
15:28SURE, WHY NOT?
15:32HE SEEMS HAPPY.
15:34THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
15:35UNTIL NOW, U.S. PAPER CURRENCY HAS CARRIED THE SIGNATURES OF THE
15:38TREASURY SECRETARY AND THE TREASURER, NOT THE PRESIDENT, MAKING
15:42TRUMP THE FIRST SITTING PRESIDENT TO HAVE HIS SIGNATURE ON THE MONEY.
15:46YES, NOW TRUMP'S SIGNATURE WILL JOIN THE RANKS OF FAMOUS NAMES ON THE
15:49MONEY, LIKE WHAT'S HIS NAME AND THE OTHER GUY AND JANET YELLEN.
15:56TRUMP'S BIG, DUMB NAME ON THE MONEY MEANS THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME
15:58IN OVER 100 YEARS, THE NAME OF THE U.S. TREASURER WILL NOT APPEAR ON
16:02THE CURRENCY, WHICH IS A HUGE SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE CURRENT TREASURER,
16:06SAY IT WITH ME, BRANDON BEACH.
16:10SORRY, BUT, UH, LET'S GO, BRANDON.
16:16IT'S NOT JUST...
16:24IT'S NOT JUST STUPID BILLS, IT'S ALSO THE STUPID COINS.
16:27THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT ALSO ANNOUNCED A DESIGN FOR A NEW 24-KARAT GOLD COIN,
16:31FEATURING, YOU GET ONE GUESS, DONALD TRUMP, SEEN HERE...
16:39SEEN HERE DOING HIS IMPRESSION OF A HANGRY GORILLA.
16:43BUT THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE COIN, BECAUSE IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN.
16:47A RETIRED PORTLAND LAWYER HAS SUED THE GOVERNMENT TO STOP THE COIN'S
16:52DISTRIBUTION, BECAUSE UNDER FEDERAL LAW, ONLY A PORTRAIT OF A
16:55DECEASED INDIVIDUAL MAY APPEAR ON UNITED STATES CURRENCY AND SECURITIES.
16:58IT'S TRUE. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WANTED TO BE ON THAT PENNY SO BADLY,
17:02HE HIRED A GUY TO SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.
17:05YEAH. NO, IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.
17:09OH, I'M THE BAD GUY? YOU JUST LAUGHED.
17:14THEY JUST COULDN'T WAIT. REALLY FAILED THE OLD MARSHMALLOW TEST.
17:18BUT THE GOVERNMENT LAWYERS MIGHT HAVE A PRETTY GOOD CASE AGAINST THIS
17:21CHALLENGE, BECAUSE ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THE JURY A PHOTO OF TRUMP'S HAND.
17:25I MEAN, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S ATTACHED TO A LIVING PERSON?
17:29WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN MALADY.
17:48HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
17:55LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A PEABODY AND
17:59FOUR-TIME EMMY AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN.
18:02YOU KNOW FROM HIS STAND-UP SPECIALS, THE BEAR, AND EVERYBODY'S LIVE WITH
18:06JOHN MALANY, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, JOHN MALANY.
18:37WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, JOHN MALANY.
18:39YEAH, IT'S GETTING LONG.
18:40YEAH.
18:41YEAH.
18:42YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S FROM IS NEGLECT.
18:43YES.
18:44YEAH, JUST GENERAL.
18:45ONE OF THE BEST GROOMING AGENTS OF ALL.
18:47TRULY NEGLECT DOES WONDERS FOR YOU.
18:49HOW YOU'VE BEEN?
18:50I'M GOOD.
18:51YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I'VE COME OUT HERE IN THE PAST, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
18:54EXCITED BUT VERY NERVOUS.
18:56WHY?
18:56I'M NOT NERVOUS BECAUSE IT'S THE STEPHEN COLBERT LATE SHOW.
18:59BUT YOU'RE JOHN MALANY.
19:03BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
19:04YOU'VE HAD ME ON SO MANY WONDERFUL TIMES.
19:06YOU'VE HAD ME ON THROUGH VARIOUS LIFE CRISES.
19:08YES.
19:08SOME PLAYING OUT ON THE AIR.
19:10AND IT MEANS A LOT.
19:12I DECIDED TODAY, I GO, I THINK STEVEN LIKES ME.
19:14SO I'M GOOD, AND I'M REALLY APPRECIATIVE TO BE HERE.
19:17THANKS, MAN.
19:17THANK YOU SO MUCH.
19:17NO NERVES AT ALL.
19:19I THINK YOU'RE A DOLL.
19:21YOU'RE THE BEST.
19:23LISTEN, YOU'RE AN INTERESTING CAT.
19:25A FEW MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE SPOTTED SOMEWHERE UNEXPECTED.
19:30A SUPREME COURT HEARING.
19:31OH, YES.
19:32HOWARD MORTMAN FROM C-SPAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS HOWARD'S WORK.
19:36SHOUT OUT HOWARD MORTMAN.
19:38HE POSTED THIS.
19:39THIS IS HIS LITTLE HAND-DRAWN THING OF WHERE PEOPLE WERE.
19:43AND THIS IS UP HERE, SUPREME COURT JUSTICE AND EVERYTHING.
19:46AND DOWN HERE IN THE CORNER IT SAYS, HERE'S WHERE JOHN MALANY WAS.
19:52WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING?
19:54THAT WAS WHERE I WAS SITTING.
19:55KLOBUCHAR, HOWARD LUTNICK, LOTS OF PEOPLE.
19:57AND THEN RIGHT IN THE BACK, I WENT TO SEE THEM ARGUE LEARNING RESOURCES INCORPORATED
20:03VERSUS TRUMP, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE TARRIFFS CASE.
20:05OH.
20:06MY GOOD FRIEND THAT I THINK YOU KNOW, NEIL CATIALE.
20:08SURE, SURE, SURE, FORMER SOLICITOR GENERAL.
20:12WAS ARGUING AGAINST THE TARRIFFS IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT.
20:15HE INVITED ME TO GO WATCH.
20:17WE'RE WORKING ON A SUPREME COURT PROJECT TOGETHER, BUT I'M ALSO A SUPREME COURT ARGUMENT NERD.
20:22THIS IS MY FIRST LIVE ARGUMENT.
20:24I SAT IN THE BACK, AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
20:27WAIT A SECOND.
20:27YES.
20:28SO LET'S GO BACK ONE.
20:29SURE.
20:30YOU'RE A SUPREME COURT ARGUMENT NERD?
20:32LIKE, DO YOU LISTEN TO THEM LIKE THEY'RE PODCASTS?
20:34YEAH, SO THEY'RE ON YOUTUBE.
20:36THEY'RE ON SCOTUS BLOG OR YOUTUBE.
20:38YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE FOUR HOURS.
20:40BUT JUST AUDIO, RIGHT?
20:40THERE'S NO VIDEO EVER.
20:42NO, NO, THEY NEVER ALLOW CAMERAS IN THERE.
20:44BUT THERE ARE NOW, LIKE, THEY HAVE PICTURES, LIKE, THE DIFFERENT PERSON TALKING GLOWS, YOU KNOW,
20:48SO YOU CAN FOLLOW IT.
20:50AND, UM, YOU HAVE PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF.
20:52OH, OKAY.
20:53BUT, LIKE, KIND OF LIKE GRATEFUL DEAD SHOWS, LIKE, I JUST PUT ON DIFFERENT ARGUMENTS,
20:57AND IT'S THE SAME PEOPLE EVERY TIME, SAME, SAME CLOTHES, BUT ALWAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
21:03WOW, DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE?
21:04FAVORITE ARGUMENT?
21:04FAVORITE ARGUMENT, LIKE, ANYTHING LIKE, OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
21:07I GOT TO LISTEN TO SANTA CLARA VERSUS SOUTHER PACIFIC RAILROAD.
21:10OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
21:11YOU KNOW THAT ONE?
21:12OH, YEAH, 1884.
21:13YEAH.
21:14YEAH.
21:15UM, I HAVE, UH, THERE WAS RECENTLY ONE WHERE THERE WAS A REAL ARGUMENT, LIKE A FIGHT BROKE OUT.
21:20BETWEEN THE PERSON...
21:22AND GORSUCH ACCUSED THE OTHER SIDE OF FLAT OUT LYING, AND GORSUCH WAS LIKE, HEY, WE DON'T SAY LYING.
21:27AND THEY REALLY GOT INTO IT.
21:28IT GOT PRETTY HAIRY.
21:29AND I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE IT, BUT WE'LL PUT IT IN THE SHOW NOTES.
21:31YES.
21:33BUT MY FRIEND ARGUED THE CASE, AND I WAS VERY EXCITED.
21:36NEIL CATIO ARGUED AND WON, RIGHT?
21:39BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT DAY HE'D WON, BUT HE ARGUED IT BRILLIANTLY.
21:43AND IT WAS REALLY LIKE WATCHING A GREAT STAND-UP.
21:45IT'S THE SAME PRINCIPAL ARGUING IN FRONT OF THE COURT AS DOING STAND-UP COMEDY.
21:48YOU'VE GOT 15 SECONDS TO GET HIM, AND THAT'S IT.
21:53YOU HAVE TO COME OUT OF THE GATE REALLY HOT.
21:55YOU HAVE TO SAY, UH, IF IT, UH, MR. CHIEF JUSTICE, AND IF IT PLEASES THE COURT,
21:59AND THEN HAVE, LIKE, A KILLER SENTENCE.
22:01AND HE SAID, TARIFFS ARE TAXES, FULL STOP.
22:04WHICH OBVIOUSLY THE PRESIDENT CAN'T DO WITHOUT CONGRESS' APPROVAL.
22:06YEAH.
22:07NAILED IT.
22:07HE WALKS OUT OF THE GATE, RIGHT?
22:09AND I'D PUNCH THAT UP WITH A...
22:11PUNCH... AND THAT'S WHAT I OPEN WITH EVERY NIGHT NOW.
22:15BUT HE ARGUES THIS BRILLIANTLY.
22:17HE WALKS OUT ONTO THE STEPS OF THE SUPREME COURT ON ONE FIRST STREET,
22:21JUST LIKE A MOVIE, AND ALL THESE CAMERAS COME UP TO HIM,
22:23AND THE FIRST QUESTION WAS,
22:24DO YOU KNOW WHY JOHN MALANY WAS AT THE ARGUMENT TODAY?
22:31WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN PERSON, BY THE WAY?
22:32I'VE INTERVIEWED A FEW OF THEM, BUT YOU CAN GUESS THE ONES.
22:35THEY REALLY...
22:39BUT YOU HAD A GREAT SCALIA STORY FROM THE CORRESPONDENT.
22:42YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
22:43BUT, OKAY, SO, ALITO, OKAY, LET'S SAY,
22:45ONE OF THE MORE INTIMIDATING ONES.
22:47VERY TALL, USES HIS HEIGHT, RIGHT?
22:50HE'S TALL? I DON'T THINK...
22:51HE'S TALL. HE'S DOWN LIKE THIS A LOT.
22:53AND HE THINKS OF A HYPOTHETICAL FOR THE LAWYER.
22:55HE GOES, LET'S SAY WE HAD A...
22:58SOMEONE WAS WORKING AT A RESTAURANT, OR LET'S SAY A SMALL STORE.
23:01SO HE GETS ANNOYED WITH HIS OWN HYPOTHETICAL.
23:03YES.
23:04THEN HE WANTS A YES OR NO ANSWER TO A SUPER COMPLEX THING
23:07FOR WHICH THERE IS NO YES OR NO ANSWER.
23:09SO HE GOES, CAN THEY DO IT, YES OR NO?
23:11AND HE SITS UP, LIKE, SUPER TALL.
23:13HE'S A BIG PHILLY-ITALIAN GUY.
23:15HE'S A PHILLY'S FAN, WHICH SAYS A LOT, RIGHT?
23:17YEAH, SURE.
23:18THAT TYPE OF... YOU CAN'T GROW UP WITH THAT TYPE OF MISTERY.
23:21YEAH, HE MIGHT JUST THROW BATTERIES AT THE GUY.
23:26SO HE HE, UH, HE USES HIS HEIGHT.
23:28THOMAS, I MEAN, HE'S MY PARENTS' AGE, CANNOT...
23:31HE'S AWAKE, BUT IT'S A LOT OF BLINKING.
23:36IT'S A NICE EASY CHAIR AND A HEAVY ROBE IN A HUMID ROOM.
23:40YEAH.
23:41BUILT IN THE 30'S.
23:42NO A.C., AND IT IS TOUGH ON...
23:44I MEAN, JUST BLINKING UP THE DRIEST EYES IN TOWN.
23:47WOW.
23:47WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
23:49UH, BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE.
23:50MR. JOHN MALANY, EVERYBODY.
23:52STICK AROUND.
23:58HEY, EVERYBODY.
24:00THERE THAT IS.
24:01THAT IS JOHN MALANY OF THE SUPREME COURT.
24:06SUPREME COURT'S JOHN MALANY.
24:07YOU'RE ON TOUR RIGHT NOW.
24:08YES, I AM.
24:09AND WHAT I LOVE IS YOU'RE A FAMILY MAN.
24:11YEAH, THEY COME WITH ME.
24:12AND THE FAMILY COMES WITH.
24:14YES, THEY DO.
24:14HERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR LOVELY SON.
24:16OH, YEAH.
24:17MALCUM, RIGHT THERE.
24:18THAT'S AT, UH, THAT'S AT MASSEY HALL IN TORONTO.
24:21MY SON LIKES TO COME.
24:22FAMOUS.
24:23YEAH, AMAZING.
24:24NEIL YOUNG.
24:24I HAD HIM WEAR A NEIL YOUNG BLAZER FOR THIS SOUND CHECK.
24:28HE DOES SOUND CHECK AT WORK, WE CALL IT.
24:31AND I GUESS IT IS A JOB.
24:35AND ANYTHING I NEED HIM TO DO, I CAN ALWAYS SAY,
24:37HEY, AT WORK, WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
24:39YOU KNOW, AT HOME, YOU KNOW, TALK BACK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
24:42BUT WE'RE AT WORK NOW, SO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A BLAZER,
24:44AND YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR WHOLE PEACH CUP.
24:46AND WHATEVER I WANT HIM TO DO.
24:47AND HE'S LIKE, RIGHT, AT WORK.
24:49I GO, YEAH, AT WORK.
24:49IT'S A BUMMER, BUT WE GOT TO DO IT.
24:52SO HE DOES SOUND CHECK AND STUFF.
24:54AND THEN HE CAME TO MEMPHIS WITH ME RECENTLY, WHICH WAS GREAT,
24:58BECAUSE I WAS PERFORMING ON THE SOUND STAGE AT GRACELAND.
25:02THEY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL STAGE THERE.
25:03SO, MALCOLM, MY SON, IS FOUR, BUT HE'S A HUGE ELVIS FAN.
25:06AND I SAID TO HIM, DO YOU WANT TO GET A TOUR OF ELVIS'S HOUSE?
25:10AND HE WAS LIKE, ELVIS'S HOUSE, AWESOME.
25:125 P.M., SUN SETTING, THEY GIVE US A PRIVATE TOUR,
25:14ME AND MALCOLM.
25:15WE'RE WALKING THROUGH.
25:16SHE GOES, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME SPECIAL SPOTS,
25:18BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFORMING HERE AT GRACELAND.
25:20MY SON GOES, I WANT TO GO ON THE ROOF.
25:25THEY GO, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE PEOPLE UP ON THE ROOF.
25:27AND HE GOES, YOU SAID SPECIAL SPOTS.
25:29AND I WAS LIKE, HE'S RIGHT.
25:31IT'S TRUE.
25:31TAKE US TO THE ROOF.
25:32YES.
25:33SO WE'RE WALKING THROUGH THE JUNGLE ROOM.
25:34OH, YEAH.
25:35HAVE YOU BEEN TO GRACELAND?
25:36NO, BUT I AM AWARE OF THE JUNGLE ROOM.
25:37OH, I'LL TAKE YOU SOME TIME.
25:38IT'S GREAT.
25:40OKAY.
25:40I WANT TO GO ON THE ROOF.
25:41YEAH.
25:43THIS IS THE HOME IN POVERTY THAT ELVIS DREAMED OF BUILDING,
25:45AND HE BUILDS IT WHEN HE'S THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD,
25:47AND IT'S LIKE A PRETTY GOOD HOUSE A DENTIST WOULD HAVE IN 1959,
25:51RIGHT?
25:52IT'S LIKE, FINE, RIGHT?
25:54SO WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE ROOM, FAMOUS ROOM.
25:56THEY CALL IT THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE CARPET ON THE WALLS,
25:58LIKE THE JUNGLE.
26:02AND WE'RE LOOKING AROUND, AND MALCOLM GOES,
26:05DAD, CAN I MEET ELVIS NOW?
26:11IT HAD NEVER COME UP WHILE LISTENING TO HUND DOG.
26:14SURE.
26:15YOU DON'T GO, YOU KNOW, SON, THIS GUY'S DEAD, RIGHT?
26:18YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW HE DIED?
26:19YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW HE DIED?
26:21SO I GO, NO, YOU CAN'T.
26:23AND HE GOES, PLEASE, I WANT TO.
26:24AND I GO, OH, NO, IT'S NOT LIKE A PERMISSION THING.
26:27THEN I REALIZED, ALL HIS GRANDPARENTS ARE ALIVE,
26:30AND HE'S NEVER HAD A GOLDFISH.
26:34AND HE DOESN'T KNOW.
26:35LIKE, HE DOESN'T KNOW, AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT
26:37IN THE JUNGLE ROOM AT GRACELAND THAT EVERYBODY DIES.
26:42AND SO HOW DID YOU CONVEY THIS?
26:44I SAID, ELVIS IS IN HEAVEN NOW.
26:47AND HE SAID, WHY?
26:48AND I SAID, UH, WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN
26:53THEIR EARLY 40'S.
26:56OKAY. OKAY.
26:59AND THEY HAVE A JOB AND SCHEDULE A LOT LIKE DADDY.
27:02UH, AND SOME OF THE SAME ISSUES AS DADDY.
27:08THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THEY GO TO HEAVEN.
27:11WORSE WAYS, I SUPPOSE?
27:13DUDE, WHAT BETTER LIFE?
27:15OUR, OUR, UH, OTHER GUEST TONIGHT IS THE GREAT DAVID BURN.
27:20THE GREATEST.
27:21WHAT I JUST, WHAT I FOUND OUT.
27:23I WAS VERY EXCITED THAT BOTH OF YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE
27:25BECAUSE I'M BIG FANS OF BOTH OF YOURS.
27:27AND I'VE GOT TO KNOW BOTH OF YOU A LITTLE BIT.
27:29UM, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS.
27:31LIKE, YOU GUYS HAVE COLLABORATED SEVERAL TIMES.
27:33A COUPLE TIMES, YEAH, THE SACKLINCH BUNCH.
27:35AND WHAT ELSE, UH, BABY JAY?
27:36UH, HE DID MUSIC FOR BABY JAY.
27:38I HAD THE HONOR OF HOSTING SNL WHEN HE WAS A MUSICAL GUEST.
27:41YEAH.
27:41I CAN'T BELIEVE I KNOW HIM.
27:42IT'S SIMILAR TO YOU.
27:43I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO TALK TO HIM.
27:45DON'T TELL HIM BECAUSE HE'S BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M STARSTRUK.
27:49YEAH.
27:49IT'S, NICK KROLL ONCE SAID,
27:51THAT'S THE MOST NERVOUS YOU EVER ARE IS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO DAVID BURN.
27:54I REALLY, HE'S A WONDERFUL NICE MAN.
27:56I JUST, I LOOK UP TO HIM SO MUCH.
27:57UM, I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE, BUT HE'S GONNA COME OUT HERE
28:01IN JUST A MINUTE AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.
28:03YOU WANT TO JUST STAY AND DO THE INTERVIEW WITH HIM?
28:05REALLY?
28:06YEAH.
28:07WELL, YES, AND THAT IS SUCH A GIFT,
28:14I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT I HAVE FOR YOU BEFORE,
28:17BEFORE I MOVE OUT HERE.
28:18YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
28:18THIS IS, UM, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT, BUT, UH.
28:22SHOULD I OPEN IT UP?
28:23YEAH.
28:24FROM THE HOTEL.
28:25NO, DON'T SAY WHERE I'M STAYING, COME ON.
28:35ROOM 237.
28:36UNDER THE NAME SAMSON ROLLOMITE.
28:39I KNOW.
28:39PEOPLE STILL GUESS IT'S ME.
28:42IT'S A CHECK.
28:43HOLD ON.
28:43IT'S A CHECK.
28:44FROM ME.
28:45IT'S JOHN MALANY.
28:46IT'S TO ME FOR $750.
28:49YEAH.
28:49STEPHEN COLBERT FROM CITY NATIONAL.
28:52WHY ARE, WHY IS YOU, WHY?
28:53SO LISTEN, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT,
28:55BUT, LIKE, YOU WON'T HAVE A JOB SOON, AND...
28:58NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
29:00COME ON, DON'T EMBARY IT.
29:01PERSONAL, PERSONAL EXPENSES.
29:03PERSONAL EXPENSES.
29:04YES.
29:04UH, THIS IS SO...
29:06LOOK, OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE SAVED, BUT THIS IS SO...
29:09YOU KNOW, YOU GO, SHOULD I GET THE NEW SUIT FOR THE JOB INTERVIEW?
29:12I GET IT.
29:12YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
29:13I DON'T WANT YOU TO...
29:15I DON'T WANT YOU TO...
29:16TAKE ABBY OUT.
29:17TAKE IT.
29:17YOU HAVE TO CASH IT.
29:18OH, I WILL.
29:20THANK YOU.
29:23TICKETS TO HIS MR. WHATEVER TOUR ARE AVAILABLE ON JOHNMULANEY.COM.
29:27JOHNMULANEY, EVERYBODY.
29:29WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAVID BURN.
29:42WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
29:45MY NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY TONY, AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ARTIST WHO IS IN THE ROCK & ROLL HALL
29:53OF FAME.
29:53AND PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, DAVID BURN.
29:56WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, DAVID BURN.
30:12WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, DAVID BURN.
30:20WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, DAVID BURN.
30:26IT SAID, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS.
30:28HOW DID YOU GUYS GET TO, HOW DID YOU MEET?
30:30OH, OH, OH, OH, HELLO.
30:32YES, YOU DID.
30:33OH, HELLO.
30:34HE DID OH, HELLO ON BROADWAY.
30:36YOU DID A SHOW ON BROADWAY CALLED OH, HELLO.
30:39OH, HELLO WITH NICK KROHL.
30:40AND WE'D HAVE A GUEST ON.
30:42YOU WERE ONE OF OUR EARLY GUESTS, STEPHEN.
30:43AND WE HAD DAVID ON ONE WEEKEND.
30:46AND IT WAS A VERY, THAT WAS WHEN I TRIPPED OVER HIS INTRO AND NICK WENT,
30:49YOU'VE NEVER BEEN NERVOUS LIKE THIS BEFORE.
30:51YES.
30:51HOW DID YOU GET THE INVITATION?
30:52DID YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS?
30:53I KNEW THE DIRECTOR.
30:55YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
30:55AND HE SAID, HEY, WILL YOU DO THIS?
30:57AND, OF COURSE, I DID THE SHOW AND I GO, I DON'T THINK I RECOGNIZE THESE GUYS.
31:03WE WERE IN A LOT OF, LIKE, ARSENIC AND OLD LACE MAKEUP.
31:08YES.
31:09HERE WE GO.
31:10THIS IS WHO IS THE SKY.
31:12LAST YEAR, EITHER SIDE WORKS.
31:15AND YOU'VE BEEN ON TOUR WITH AN ENSEMBLE.
31:17HERE WE GO, WITH YOUR ENSEMBLE, RIGHT THERE.
31:20THERE THEY ARE.
31:20YOU'RE ALWAYS REIMAGINING WHAT A CONCERT CAN BE.
31:22HOW DID YOU DECIDE?
31:24WHOA!
31:26THE PICTURE GETS AN APLAUS.
31:28YEAH, YEAH.
31:28I THINK YOUR IMAGINATION GOT THE APLAUS.
31:30HOW DID YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU WANTED THIS TOUR TO FEEL LIKE?
31:34UH, I KNEW I WANTED IT TO BE COLORFUL.
31:36THE LAST ONE WAS GRAY.
31:39IT WAS NOT A SAD SHOW, BUT IT WAS GRAY.
31:42AND I THOUGHT, NO, TIMES WE LIVE IN, WE NEED SOME COLOR.
31:45SURE.
31:49AND HERE WE ARE.
31:50THERE YOU ARE.
31:52IN THE SHOW, YOU PERFORM SOME TALKING HEAD SONGS, LIKE, UH,
31:54CYCLE KILLER AND LIFE DURING WAR TIME.
31:56DO THOSE SONGS, I MEAN, DO THOSE SONGS FEEL DIFFERENT IN THE
32:00CONTEXT OF TODAY THAN WHEN YOU FIRST PERFORMED THEM?
32:03OH, MY GOODNESS.
32:05UH, WELL, THE SECOND ONE, LIFE DURING WAR TIME, YES.
32:08WE HAVE, UH, I LICENSED SOME ICE FOOTAGE TO SHOW AT THE VERY END,
32:13VERY END, VERY, VERY END OF THE SONG.
32:15IF WE SHOWED IT FOR THE WHOLE SONG, IT WOULD BE KIND OF DEPRESSING.
32:18BUT WE SHOW IT AT THE VERY END, AND WE START OFF WITH SOME FOOTAGE
32:21THAT I SAW OF THIS, LOOKED LIKE A DELIVERY GUY ON A BIKE,
32:26BEING CHASED BY THE ICE GUYS, AND HE GETS AWAY.
32:34HE IS.
32:35IN CHICAGO, YEAH.
32:36YEAH, AND IT WAS IN CHICAGO, WE DEBUTED THAT CLIP,
32:40BECAUSE THEY KEPT COMING, THEY KEPT COMING, IN CHICAGO.
32:43THAT SHOW WAS THERE.
32:44LIKE, BIGGEST, BIGGEST, COOLEST REACTION I'VE EVER SEEN
32:47OF A LIVE AUDIENCE EVER.
32:50INCREDIBLE.
32:51YOU'VE ALSO CREATED AN IMMERSIVE SHOW AT THE GOODN
32:53THEATER IN CHICAGO CALLED THEATER OF THE MIND.
32:56WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
32:58IT'S ABOUT HOW WE FORM OUR IDENTITIES THROUGH OUR MEMORIES
33:02AND OUR PERCEPTION, AND IT FOLLOWS A GUIDE, AN ACTOR,
33:07WHO TAKES YOU THROUGH A SERIES OF ROOMS THAT REPRESENT
33:13THAT ACTOR'S LIFE, GOING BACKWARDS.
33:16THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE ON STAGE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH.
33:18YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ROOMS.
33:19YEAH, IT'S LIKE A WAREHOUSE KIND OF SPACE.
33:21YEAH.
33:21AND IT WORKS.
33:24HAVE YOU ATTENDED IT?
33:25I ATTENDED IT VERY RECENTLY.
33:29I SOUGHT TWO RUNS, AS WE CALL THEM, AND THE SECOND ONE,
33:34A WOMAN WAS SOBBING BY THE LAST ROOM.
33:37SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED THE SHOW, BUT IT TOUCHED SOMETHING
33:41PERSONAL IN HER.
33:42AND SO I WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY KIND OF PLEASED, BUT ALSO THOUGHT,
33:48WELL, CAN I HELP?
33:50WE SHOULD HELP HER.
33:52YEAH.
33:52HAS IT GENERALLY BEEN, THE REACTION BEEN POSITIVE?
33:54I THINK SO, BUT I DON'T READ REVIEWS.
33:58I DO HAVE A, ONE OF THE ACTRESSES TOLD ME A STORY.
34:02THESE KIND OF IMMERSIVE SHOWS, THE ACTOR IS VERY CLOSE,
34:07LIKE YOU ARE TO ME.
34:11AND IN ONE ROOM, A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE IN THE AUDIENCE,
34:17AND THE HUSBAND WINKED AT THE ACTOR, AND THE WIFE NOTITED.
34:25SHE WAS NOT REAL HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
34:31SO WHEN THEY FINISH IN THAT ROOM AND GETTING READY TO GO TO THE
34:34NEXT ROOM, THE ACTOR, THE ACTRESS OPENS THE DOOR AND SAID,
34:37ARE YOU COMING WITH ME?
34:38AND THE WOMAN GOES, I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU, BITCH.
34:48THEY SAY IF YOU CAN TOUCH ONE PERSON, IT'S WORTH IT.
34:52OH, BOY.
34:53WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SONG FOR US TONIGHT.
34:55THANK YOU FOR DOING A SONG.
34:58WHAT?
35:00WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING?
35:01FROM THE ALBUM, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING?
35:03I'M GOING TO DO A SONG CALLED, WHEN WE ARE SINGING,
35:08WHAT IS IT?
35:10WELL, THE BEGINNING OF IT, I THOUGHT ABOUT, I REALLY DON'T LIKE
35:14WRITING SONGS ABOUT MY BUSINESS.
35:18BUT I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING, WE DON'T KNOW,
35:24THEY LOOK KIND OF FUNNY.
35:26YOU CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE IN ECSTASY.
35:28YOU KNOW, THEY JUST HAVE THEIR MOUTH OPEN.
35:30YOU DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE IN ECSTASY.
35:32OR IF SOMEBODY STEPPED ON THEIR TOW.
35:34OR THEY SAW SOMETHING HORRIBLE.
35:37AND IT'S ALL THE SAME LOOK.
35:40WE LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING YOU DO THAT.
35:45DAVID, THANK YOU.
35:46I WANT TO THANK MY CO-HOST, JOHN MALANY.
35:51TICKETS FOR WHO IS THE SKY TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW.
35:54WE'RE RIGHT BACK AT THE PERFORMANCE BY DAVID BURN, Y'ALL.
36:15AND NOW PERFORMING WHEN WE'RE SINGING FROM HIS ALBUM,
36:19WHO IS THE SKY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVID BURN.
36:33WHEN WE ARE SINGING
36:39I KNOW THE WAY WE LOOK
36:45SWIMMING, BRIFTING, FLOATING ON
36:50AND EVERYTHING IS TRUE.
36:55YEAH.
36:57EVERYTHING IS TRUE.
37:12WHEN WE ARE SINGING
37:18WHEN WE ARE SINGING
37:20ALWAYS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF
37:29IN THAT DISTRANT PLACE?
37:35LOOK ON SOMEONE'S CASE.
37:39WHEN YOU TURNED THE PAGES
37:43WHEN YOU TURNED THE PAGES
37:45I HEARD YOU CALL MY NAME
37:49WE'VE GOT ONE THOUGHT IN THE PURRY GATES
37:56AND ONE THOUGHT IN THE PURRY GATES
38:07AND ONE THOUGHT IN THE PURRY GATES
38:25WHEN WE ARE SINGING
38:29WHEN WE ARE SINGING
38:30WHEN WE ARE SINGING
38:33AND YOU CALL MY NAME
38:55Turn the pages
38:58I heard you call my name
39:03Got it
39:05One thought in the burning gates
39:09One thought in the flames
39:33Three, four, three, four
39:47Five, five, six, five
39:56Everything is true, everything is true.
40:22David Byrne, everybody! Good night!
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