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00:00:09Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks
00:00:13will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight,
00:00:22he is headed straight for the head of failure.
00:00:27Here they are.
00:00:2820.
00:00:30Let's take it out.
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:45I'm in fucking life!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could have gone pro, maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53My boys, I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:12I don't go free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:13Free it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:23Let's go!
00:02:28Let's go!
00:02:3442-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:41That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:46We just got beat by insisting
00:02:48coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52This plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Bus?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait!
00:04:01Wes!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:08Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:11I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing.
00:05:15But to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:42Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:38Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin.
00:08:09You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted, you mean that assistant that left us the victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:57Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, West.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me, I'm sorry.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to 15 at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:56You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:08Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game,
00:10:11you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash.
00:10:16Hey then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up.
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me?
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:56Is that hard?
00:11:12Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
00:11:31my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39If we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:11We won't win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of.
00:12:14Follow in this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:17Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:19You keep this fucking good!
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:49The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league
00:12:53to the final four, under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:57Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
00:13:02losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home, you're as damned as great!
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Idiot!
00:13:09You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:16And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are we supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:22Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last two games, don't worry, we're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:33Well, right, next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:38You lose that, every fucking one you get fired!
00:13:42So we already set up the most great coach, Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:56The Knights used to be the bottom of the league, now they're on a winning streak, made it all
00:13:59the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:01Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:03When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me, now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach, please.
00:14:18Beating him will be easy.
00:14:21If you can't even win against that loser, every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:33Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:35With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:40Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:43You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:51Since you want your boyfriend back, guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:04Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:11No, I, uh...
00:15:13I believe in my team.
00:15:15If it's my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:26Confident in what?
00:15:29His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown.
00:15:32Who loves to talk big.
00:15:38What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:45Right here.
00:15:47In front of everyone.
00:15:48And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:01Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:06He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:15Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:21Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:25Good night.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:36Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:46He'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the games.
00:17:00Oh, right, you're doing this for the race.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:04How about 500 more a month?
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:08You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you thought?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent, here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:32Three million dollars.
00:17:35Woo!
00:17:45No way.
00:17:46His bonus is three million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:52The cast could be fake.
00:17:53You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:04Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:20Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait until when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:57semifinals.
00:18:58But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:04Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:12Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:14Listen up.
00:19:15I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:18No one expects us to win.
00:19:20Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:26We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:34Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:36Alright, boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:40Alright, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, win!
00:19:42Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:44Let's go!
00:19:48Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:52Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:56It's for poor people.
00:19:57People of class.
00:19:59Like her.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:03Whine.
00:20:05Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:07I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:20:10Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:18This guy right here?
00:20:20$40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:30I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:33Two victory.
00:20:36What's up, Ben?
00:20:37Way too soon, coach.
00:20:39Get him!
00:20:42Block on!
00:20:44Come on, block!
00:20:45First throw!
00:20:46Block!
00:20:47Here we go!
00:20:48Good, good!
00:20:54First throw.
00:20:56Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:02What the fuck is happening?
00:21:07The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:20You fucking idiot.
00:21:21I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:23What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:26It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:27He was my assistant. He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:32I have, I have a plan.
00:21:33To turn this around.
00:21:35Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God.
00:21:39That if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:21:43I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:54Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:57That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:01Quarterback.
00:22:02Take them out.
00:22:04They can't win this game.
00:22:06You bet.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:19No!
00:22:21Messy, you've finished our game now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:25Oh, come on!
00:22:29The Knights' score stands.
00:22:31But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:36That's rough in the past!
00:22:37That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:39Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, Louie!
00:22:47Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:56Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:57Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:02Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:04Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You wanna keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch!
00:23:11How much you paying these refs?
00:23:13Oh, who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:22I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:46Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Let's go look.
00:23:50Call you back, I think she's calling you.
00:24:05The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:11Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:39All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:46What?
00:24:49Hunter, wait.
00:24:50Boss, what do you mean warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:03Ted Vincent.
00:25:04The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:08No way.
00:25:09You were my head coach?
00:25:14Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:15I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:23You're officially on the roster.
00:25:25I want to warm up.
00:25:36My legs healed.
00:25:37But I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:00Maybe...
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:11Oh, man.
00:26:14Yeah!
00:26:14The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop now.
00:26:28All right, let's crush them.
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:16Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:22It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:26Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:32You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man.
00:27:36What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40They're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:48Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:57You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01When you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04I need some ice ready.
00:28:06Your face is going to need it later.
00:28:13Game's almost lost and he's still talking a bit.
00:28:15I'm here to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:18Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:33Let's do this.
00:29:01You threw that way too far.
00:29:02No one's catching that.
00:29:03He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff.
00:29:07You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:11I got him stiff.
00:29:19Stop!
00:29:26Holy guacamole.
00:29:28The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies
00:29:36and gentlemen.
00:29:36A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:38Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:00What a wild play.
00:30:02Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Touchdown, Knights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:27Yes!
00:30:28Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:31I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on.
00:30:35It was a fluke.
00:30:37He threw him way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:42I know him.
00:30:43He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:55I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Two.
00:30:59Now one.
00:31:01Lock on to Ted.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through the attack
00:31:31and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:37God, he's worth at least 100 million
00:31:40on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42100 million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:50I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:55You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:01Brood!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:04I should never listen to you.
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:24I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The night's on offense now.
00:32:32Mike!
00:32:33Oh my God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Oh, it's like that!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:44Time out!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with them, man?
00:32:51The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:32:59Ref!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:28You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please.
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:40You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Let me kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:53care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:34:00She's trash and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game, I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:28Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it.
00:34:44Ted with the interception and he scores.
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:57After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:19Unbelievable.
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:22Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33Ted!
00:35:34This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:37There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:41Stop him!
00:35:42If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:46Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:51It looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54I told you.
00:35:55Ted can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this into overtime, and then we'll crush them in.
00:35:59All right.
00:36:12Hail Mary!
00:36:13My God!
00:36:14Ted just pulled off a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:24Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game, and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:31Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43This don't need to be done.
00:36:44Yeah!
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on!
00:36:55I know Ted.
00:36:56He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth!
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted, and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05All right!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:18Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:33I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry.
00:37:36Now you're sorry?
00:37:38Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:44I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:48$2 million a year, minimum.
00:37:49What?
00:37:50$2 million a year?
00:37:52My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:55Seriously?
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up!
00:38:03You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:09Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:21Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:32Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:38When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:46And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:55Let's go home and talk.
00:38:56Just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:01Ted, he has better options now.
00:39:04Better options.
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:24Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:34The Taylor family?
00:39:35The richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58Bitch!
00:40:00You'll pay for this!
00:40:07Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:09I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:12Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:14I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:20You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself.
00:40:29With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:32I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Damn it, this is your fault!
00:40:36You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:39You know what?
00:40:39You're done with the Eagles.
00:40:41Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45Sir, sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:50Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet.
00:40:56Fair and spare.
00:40:57So you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After.
00:41:02Just come back.
00:41:03Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:05Come on!
00:41:07Hit me!
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:12I know you want to.
00:41:13Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:14You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:15Remember that?
00:41:15Fucking hit me!
00:41:39I will never forgive you.
00:41:43I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:46Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:49Coach West!
00:41:51We have received reports that you have bribe referees and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:55Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:57You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:42:00Please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02This is Ted.
00:42:03You got to talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:07Illegals?
00:42:07I don't even...
00:42:08Please.
00:42:09Please.
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:18Wait.
00:42:19Stamped.
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:24You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:33Hey.
00:42:34I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:40I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:51Alright.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:57Exactly.
00:42:58It's way closer to the field.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:05When they find out how you're treating, the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:09Sir, sir, sir, sir, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:43:11I'm begging you, please.
00:43:12Let him go.
00:43:14Fuck off me.
00:43:17This is all your fault.
00:43:19For what, you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:21Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:25What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:27He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:29How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:32No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:39You still own the Giants.
00:43:41They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:42If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:48And if you lose?
00:43:50Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:56I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:58Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:02I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:05I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:07I hope you have a good day.
00:44:10This is like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:12You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'll bring you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:20He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:22Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:37This is my house, and I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:43It's usually just me.
00:44:45All right.
00:44:45Here's the kitchen.
00:44:48Here's the kitchen.
00:44:57And here's the couch.
00:44:59You should come sit.
00:45:01All right.
00:45:01Thanks.
00:45:06I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:09All right.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:11Casa es su casa.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm going to go now.
00:45:19I'm going to sit.
00:45:33Close, close, close, close.
00:45:40Ah!
00:45:42What's up?
00:45:43Hey, you okay?
00:45:44I just pulled something.
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:50Okay, okay.
00:45:51Oh, my God.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54Uh-huh.
00:45:56Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:59Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:03Oh, my God.
00:46:17Oh, my God.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:26That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:30Oh!
00:46:31Oh!
00:46:42I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:45Oh, my God.
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:46:54Oh, my God.
00:47:07Dad?
00:47:08Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:17I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:22I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great, great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:29Okay, bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:40It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:55You know,
00:47:59I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:05like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:09maybe you could come with me here.
00:48:10If I could introduce you to them.
00:48:16You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:19I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:20What do you think?
00:48:21Mm-hmm.
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I'm gonna be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:32Oh, I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that.
00:48:37Two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Oh, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:45Now, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:47and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:49Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily
00:48:53help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:58And maybe, after you win the championship,
00:49:02I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:12It's been a while.
00:49:14I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace had to take care of some, some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31All right, no problem.
00:49:34Hmm.
00:49:52Well, well, well.
00:49:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00All those years working out there,
00:50:01and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:09You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:11No, no, no.
00:50:13Alan, don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:23unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junkie.
00:50:36Listen to yourself.
00:50:38You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:44maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging guys guys
00:50:49enough today's your grandpa's birthday circus let's go inside before this gets
00:50:56ugly yeah sorry let's go
00:51:04family I love them Ethan Sophia Alan my boy I'm sorry I should have come home a lot sooner
00:51:29it's okay you're here it's all that counts you're here what is with all this emotion
00:51:35he has been gone for years and he has back with nothing to show for it
00:51:40I don't care if you're not so free he's healthy he's safe it's all that matters
00:51:47oh your health's nice and all but money's what really matters here
00:51:54you know my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:58it's at four hundred grand a year four hundred grand and that's the more than
00:52:04the two of you will ever see in a lifetime you know you should beg Alan
00:52:09to give Ted a job I mean unless of course you just want him to be broke like you
00:52:18Alan could you really get Ted a job well technically someone like him doesn't
00:52:26deserve a spot with the Knights but if you beg nicely I might find him a janitor job
00:52:33janitor job that's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job
00:52:38you should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that do you know how many people would kill to
00:52:45work
00:52:45for the Knights now just don't blow it yeah that's right with me in charge even cleaning bathrooms
00:52:52pays better than whatever he's doing that I don't know tell me Alan how much is this janitor job pay
00:53:01is it over
00:53:02for two million a year
00:53:07you're saying that you have a salary of two million two million but please a loser like you could make
00:53:16that kind of money in like ten lifetimes
00:53:19no Oliver my son is trying to help your son get a decent job and he throws out a figure
00:53:25like that he clearly doesn't want the job
00:53:28you didn't mean it it was a joke Alan if you could get Ted a position with the Knights I
00:53:38would make sure I thank you properly
00:53:40oh please what could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time
00:53:47dad hey you do not need to beg them for anything okay I already work for the Knights
00:54:02you work for the Knights you've got some nerve Ted you're in your 30s so nobody you expect us to
00:54:13believe that you work for the Knights
00:54:17I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:19took them all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:22you're trying to tell me that the Knights
00:54:25making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to you
00:54:29that's right
00:54:34oh please
00:54:36everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple you're not even fit to clean the toilets
00:54:40and you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals
00:54:46Oliver your son's not only broke he's obviously delusional
00:54:51I know my son
00:54:53he's not a liar
00:54:55oh really
00:54:56he doesn't lie
00:54:58okay
00:54:58then Helen
00:55:00genius
00:55:01what exactly did you do for the Knights
00:55:04I'm the head coach
00:55:10you
00:55:11you
00:55:11you're the head coach
00:55:13that's not what you're saying
00:55:14oh
00:55:15come on your lies are getting more and more ridiculous
00:55:18you the head coach of the Knights
00:55:20tell me he's making it up
00:55:24I'm just a security manager
00:55:25I don't have access to the field
00:55:27let alone the execs or the head coach
00:55:30hell
00:55:31how would I even know he's lying or not
00:55:33he's just trying to act a big shot
00:55:35make us forget that he's broke
00:55:38this loser
00:55:39would never be a head coach
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights
00:55:47if I didn't work for the Knights I might have believed in you Ted
00:55:50nice try by the way
00:55:52you're no head coach
00:55:54you're just a fraud
00:55:56in cheap clothes
00:55:58so
00:55:59all of you
00:56:00think that I'm lying?
00:56:01a head coach
00:56:04dressed like that
00:56:05next time
00:56:06you want to
00:56:07try
00:56:08playing rich
00:56:09at least
00:56:10get yourself a new suit
00:56:12first
00:56:16hello and welcome everyone
00:56:18welcome to the place
00:56:19please take a look at our menu
00:56:20thank you
00:56:21next time
00:56:21a certain standing with corpolini is too
00:56:27wait wait wait
00:56:28is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:36wait what?
00:56:38he is the Knights head coach?
00:56:40of course
00:56:40if it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year
00:56:43we never would have made the finals
00:56:45Coach Ted I am a die hard Knights fan
00:56:49coach Ted you are kind of a personal hero of mine
00:56:52would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:55yeah
00:56:55of course
00:57:01oh my gosh this is the best I can't believe this
00:57:04I just love the head coach of the Knights
00:57:07I am going to be telling everybody about this
00:57:09thank you so much
00:57:10of course
00:57:10oh
00:57:14dad
00:57:16this is what I came home to celebrate with you
00:57:17I
00:57:19I'm taking my team
00:57:21to the Super Bowl
00:57:23son
00:57:24is it really true?
00:57:27no way
00:57:28that guy is obviously an actor
00:57:30you pay to trick us
00:57:32there's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team
00:57:38come on
00:57:39come on
00:57:40just admit it
00:57:41you're a nobody
00:57:42a fraud
00:57:44you'll end up just like your broke old father
00:57:48scraping by for life
00:57:55you can insult me all you want
00:57:58don't you dare
00:58:00insult my father
00:58:05enough
00:58:12so what if you make the stupid finals
00:58:16today is your grandfather's birthday
00:58:18did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:25relax
00:58:26you broke bastard
00:58:27you mean you showed up at this party empty handed
00:58:29and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:31you did bring something so fair
00:58:40I made this game myself
00:58:42I made this game myself
00:58:43it's from father
00:58:44you got the trick
00:58:46you're so broke you're gifting a stick
00:58:49don't open that
00:58:50oh please
00:58:51let's see what kind of trash you made
00:58:57you actually brought this junk as a gift
00:59:01pathetic
00:59:02I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground
00:59:05let's put the trash
00:59:07where it belongs
00:59:10what are you doing?
00:59:16what are you doing?
00:59:16don't
00:59:24what are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it?
00:59:29I
00:59:30look at me
00:59:31this
00:59:32is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life
00:59:39what you want to hit me now?
00:59:41you can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:45show them what a real gift looks like
00:59:48with pleasure
00:59:52this one
00:59:54it's actually 50 grand
00:59:57a little fancier than your wooden stick
01:00:01wait for it
01:00:04this one right here
01:00:05the keys to Mercedes GT
01:00:08birthday gift from mom
01:00:10200 grand
01:00:12easy
01:00:13$200,000
01:00:15you two won't make that in a lifetime
01:00:17the best one
01:00:20take a look
01:00:24half a million dollars in cash
01:00:28dad's gift for grandpa
01:00:31god
01:00:32all these gifts add up to $750,000
01:00:35Oliver people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime
01:00:41they're not even a million dollars
01:00:43that's the cheap section of the gift shop
01:00:46who said that?
01:01:02sorry Ted, hoping not too late
01:01:07who are you?
01:01:09she looks familiar
01:01:11I've seen her somewhere before
01:01:13wait
01:01:15was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend
01:01:18so you're the girl Ted's been telling me about
01:01:22he said you were beautiful
01:01:23he wasn't exaggerating
01:01:25that's very kind of you
01:01:29beauty and the beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand what you see in him
01:01:34the guy's a cripple
01:01:35he can't even afford a decent gift
01:01:36you think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:39why don't you show us something better?
01:01:42well, I didn't have much time to prepare
01:01:45but...
01:01:46I pulled a little something from my own collection
01:01:49hopefully grandpa doesn't mind
01:01:51oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53you sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:56so, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought
01:01:59what?
01:02:02nothing extravagant, just a painting
01:02:05a painting?
01:02:06please
01:02:07how expensive would that be?
01:02:10it's Picasso's weeping woman
01:02:13work around 3 million dollars
01:02:22what?
01:02:24there is no way that piece of junk is worth that much
01:02:29you're lying
01:02:30this painting was auctioned for 3 million in 2015
01:02:33after all these years it's probably worth a lot more by now
01:02:37so tell me
01:02:39do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:43who says it's real?
01:02:45none of us here can tell
01:02:46for all we know
01:02:48it's a fake
01:02:50here's the auction receipt
01:02:52that should be a non-proof
01:02:54you're right, like that receipt is a fake too
01:02:58come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:02exactly
01:03:03I mean, only a blind one
01:03:06because any real rich girl would never date
01:03:09a loser like that
01:03:10Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party
01:03:13just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:15to grandpa's party
01:03:17Ethan, this is a misunderstanding
01:03:19father has a good eye for art
01:03:21why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:24this trash?
01:03:26you want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:29trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:41what just happened?
01:03:45that is...
01:03:48Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:51oh, grandpa is just a painting
01:03:53these guys were trying to give it to you as a gift
01:03:55but I could tell it was so vague
01:03:57I just tore it up
01:03:59a fake painting?
01:04:00they said the painting was a Picasso with 3 million dollars
01:04:03but I mean, look at them
01:04:05they could not afford something like that
01:04:07it has to be a fake
01:04:12a Picasso
01:04:14oh my god
01:04:17see? grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor
01:04:20you guys better get out of here, you're not welcome
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30come here
01:04:30yes grandpa
01:04:31close it
01:04:32that's my boy, that's my boy
01:04:35all that college education
01:04:36and you turned out to be such a big idiot
01:04:41just shut your mouth
01:04:43why, why did you hit me?
01:04:45you just destroyed 3 million dollars, you idiot
01:04:50what, 3 million dollars?
01:04:52you can't believe their story
01:04:54it's obviously a knockoff
01:04:55I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive
01:04:57and I know real from fake
01:05:00it was worth more than 3 million
01:05:03until you ruined it
01:05:06what? it's real?
01:05:11Ted
01:05:12you bought this painting?
01:05:14grandpa, this is my girlfriend
01:05:16she's the one who brought it
01:05:18grandpa, I'm so sorry
01:05:21it was intended to be your birthday gift
01:05:23but someone thought it was fake and tore it up
01:05:27no, it cannot be real
01:05:30no, I mean, he may be the nice head coach
01:05:33but he can't afford something like this
01:05:35it has to be a fake, obviously
01:05:38I got it
01:05:40Ted must have stolen Team Flux
01:05:42he's been lying this whole time
01:05:44and now he says that they grabbed it
01:05:46from her collection?
01:05:47come on, I'm calling you cops
01:05:50Alan, the truth is right in front of you
01:05:54you just refuse to see it
01:05:57sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:06:00to waste your time with a crook like him
01:06:02come with me instead
01:06:04Ted, I can show you the high life
01:06:07the high life?
01:06:08of course
01:06:10I'm the night security manager
01:06:12I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:14this guy, just a criminal
01:06:16if you don't want to end up in prison with him
01:06:19you'll want to be on my side
01:06:21you know what?
01:06:22how dare you threaten her?
01:06:24do you even know who she is?
01:06:26sure I do
01:06:28she's Ted's girlfriend
01:06:30Ted, don't worry
01:06:32tell me
01:06:32once you're lucked up
01:06:35I'm going to take very good care of her
01:06:38well
01:06:40I'm not going to jail
01:06:42Alan
01:06:43actually
01:06:45Grace
01:06:46owns the knights
01:06:48what?
01:06:52you're lying
01:06:55I told you
01:06:57my son does a lie
01:06:59oh my god
01:07:01no wonder she looked familiar
01:07:04you truly are the knight's owner
01:07:08oh my god
01:07:10what have I done?
01:07:12you have a lot of nerve
01:07:14first you destroy a 3 million dollar painting of mine
01:07:17and then you try hitting on me
01:07:19tell me Alan
01:07:20how do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:23pay for that? 3 million?
01:07:25even if I sold myself
01:07:27I could never pay that off
01:07:29no no no no
01:07:31it's all a misunderstanding
01:07:32I mean he was just being impulsive
01:07:34please please have mercy on us
01:07:37absolutely
01:07:37a misunderstanding
01:07:39was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:44Ted
01:07:44Alan absolutely knows he's wrong
01:07:47yes
01:07:48we're very very sorry
01:07:49can you let this go please?
01:07:50please
01:07:52obviously
01:07:53you have loads of money
01:07:56I mean you're not going to miss a few million
01:07:59this would ruin my family
01:08:02you want me to forgive him?
01:08:05please
01:08:06if I were the one who damaged the property
01:08:08would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:12listen
01:08:14you can mock me all you'd like
01:08:17but don't ever
01:08:18insult my father
01:08:23Oliver please
01:08:24please
01:08:25I'm so sorry
01:08:26I shouldn't have disrespected you
01:08:28he's right
01:08:28no please
01:08:29we're so sorry
01:08:30Ted
01:08:32I'll do anything
01:08:33please forgive me
01:08:34please
01:08:35you think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:38you have less class
01:08:40than a man begging
01:08:42on the streets
01:08:44you will pay for what you've done
01:08:48here's the auction received from the painting
01:08:50amount 3 million
01:08:52you have 3 days to pay in full
01:08:58also Alan
01:08:59you're fired from the knights
01:09:01permanently
01:09:02pendejo
01:09:05oh
01:09:05oh I'm so sorry
01:09:06if we had known he was so powerful
01:09:08we'd never would have crossed him
01:09:10it's about time you got a taste of your own lives
01:09:13oh it's a chance
01:09:14come on grandpa
01:09:16let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday
01:09:18you're welcome
01:09:20good idea
01:09:21tomorrow
01:09:21oh
01:09:22oh
01:09:23oh
01:09:23oh
01:09:30alright Ted your opponents for the finals are the giants
01:09:33their opponent is Henry so you need to be careful
01:09:36he's really not the type to let him stop
01:09:38relax
01:09:38I got this
01:09:41west?
01:09:45your coach's license got revoked
01:09:47how are you even allowed in here?
01:09:49if it weren't for Ted I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
01:09:52luckily Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off
01:09:55I'm the giants assistant coach now
01:09:59you tried every trick in the book to beat Ted
01:10:02and you still lost
01:10:04don't try to blame him for your failure
01:10:07this time's different
01:10:08the giants are a real powerhouse
01:10:12worth over 2 billion dollars
01:10:13I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget
01:10:18you'll never win
01:10:25well I've got a plan for the giants
01:10:28you
01:10:32please
01:10:32if it were for you being my former assistant
01:10:35knowing my plays
01:10:36you wouldn't do one last time
01:10:38so what's cheating?
01:10:40silly plays huh?
01:10:42in the end
01:10:42you're still a loser
01:10:46sir
01:10:47sir
01:10:49no
01:10:49you lost to Ted
01:10:51you don't have the right to try to question his skill
01:10:54win
01:10:54I win the championship
01:10:58Rob nothing else to say
01:11:01you'll never win
01:11:02how about a bet?
01:11:04loser
01:11:04who's the winner?
01:11:06ten million dollars?
01:11:09he swears off football forever
01:11:10we salute your apology
01:11:23damn you Ted
01:11:24damn you Ted
01:11:24you're gonna make sure
01:11:25you're out of the NFL
01:11:26for good
01:11:27you'll never get back on
01:11:32the Giants
01:11:33the Giants
01:11:34three time defending champions
01:11:35and the most dominant force in the league
01:11:37face off the Knights today
01:11:39they've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:42and have 13 straight wins
01:11:46so
01:11:47we will take home the trophy tonight
01:11:49here we go
01:11:50the Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:52and it is not looking good
01:11:55there is a serious gap in their strength
01:11:57the Giants defense holds firm
01:12:00they truly are the best
01:12:01this is not good
01:12:02I knew their physical stats were higher
01:12:04but I didn't expect the difference to be this big
01:12:06what's wrong Ted?
01:12:09getting just started
01:12:10you can't choke yet
01:12:11three drives
01:12:12can't even get 20 yards
01:12:13fucking pathetic
01:12:16guess his luck ran out
01:12:17now that he's facing real talent
01:12:19there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win
01:12:23Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:26trust me
01:12:27I got this
01:12:33seriously Ted a field goal?
01:12:35where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:37not a big shot
01:12:38see a hell mary
01:12:40please
01:12:40a guy with a busted leg
01:12:42trying to win a championship
01:12:44what a joke
01:12:45he couldn't move the ball once
01:12:47there's no way he makes his kick
01:12:49on this field
01:12:50nothing speaks louder than points
01:12:55the kick is up
01:12:57and it's
01:12:58good!
01:12:59the Knights score from 50 yards back
01:13:01unbelievable
01:13:02this is why we do what we do
01:13:05alright
01:13:07it's awesome
01:13:08what's up boys
01:13:09hey
01:13:10as long as I'm here
01:13:12this team don't lose
01:13:43whoo
01:13:43ho ho hoo
01:13:44You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:46If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:51There's no other option?
01:13:53I can't win.
01:13:55Fucking useless! There's been fucking one of you!
01:13:58Useless!
01:14:04Good night, good night.
01:14:22What?
01:14:37No!
01:14:38No!
01:14:42Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:14:47But guess what, the Knights are the NFL Championship.
01:14:51You can sleep well tonight, mom.
01:14:53Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:57And enjoy my friend, you deserve it.
01:15:00The NFL Champions, more Knights!
01:15:11Hey!
01:15:14How you going, Wes?
01:15:16Did you remember our bet?
01:15:21If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other ten million dollars.
01:15:27And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:30Ten million dollars.
01:15:32I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:35Ted, have mercy, come on.
01:15:38We used to be colleagues.
01:15:39Remember?
01:15:40Remember?
01:15:42I don't know, I don't have time.
01:15:44And if I'm forced on the NFL, I wouldn't have enough time.
01:15:47You can't let him off like that!
01:15:49If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:51He costs our guys everything, he has to pay!
01:15:54Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:56Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:10Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:13I never should have done what I did.
01:16:16And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:21As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:28But out of the kindness of my heart, I drop the ten million dollars.
01:16:34But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46No, no problem.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really, really sorry.
01:16:50Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:51Hey, man.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:52Really sorry about it.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58You!
01:16:59Son of a bitch.
01:17:01If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:04You told me to take out your players.
01:17:06You did.
01:17:06I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:07I'm gonna report him.
01:17:08Please.
01:17:12Dammit!
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:15If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:21Ted, it was all west.
01:17:24Look, so what?
01:17:25We have a beef between us.
01:17:27Come join my team.
01:17:29Help me win the next championship.
01:17:31Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:34Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:44Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:50Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:54Come join me.
01:17:55We'll build a super team.
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:02I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:06But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:13Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:19You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:25Come on, man.
01:18:26$100 million?
01:18:30Ted, work with me here.
01:18:31You can fix this.
01:18:32Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:35He was just a joke.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:18:39Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:42But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48Alright, boys.
01:18:49Get him out of here.
01:18:50I'm tired of this.
01:18:51Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:52Chill.
01:18:52Think about what you're doing!
01:18:54I can give you everything, but I can give you everything!
01:18:56Well, Ted!
01:18:57I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:58What are you doing?!
01:19:04Grace.
01:19:07I got the championship.
01:19:11I've got the girl.
01:19:13Now.
01:19:16I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:19Mmm.
01:19:22Ruling on the field stands.
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