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Full Episode of The Romantic Thesis of Us
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00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:19How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:21Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:25He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:31I found something on her lizard.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really the type.
00:00:39I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:00:41We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:44Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:46What?
00:00:47Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:52My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:54My friend.
00:00:55She lost this necklace.
00:00:56Trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:00How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:05Actually, I'm married.
00:01:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:10He's my husband.
00:01:14You're the real Mia.
00:01:17My Mia.
00:01:24As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:31And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:35Until...
00:01:35What is she wearing?
00:01:38Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:42I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:44This outfit is a choice.
00:01:47Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:50Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:54She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:56So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:01Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:07I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:10Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:14Sorry.
00:02:15Yours is fake.
00:02:17We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:21Let's post it entitled
00:02:23The Funny Girl Breakdown
00:02:25The Love Psychologist Exposed
00:02:43That's enough.
00:02:45What are you all doing here?
00:02:47Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:51Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:55I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:58Are you okay?
00:02:59I was seriously over the line.
00:03:02Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:05Screw them.
00:03:06I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:08They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:11Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:14Maybe your next paper should be titled
00:03:16How to Public Yourself Under Embarrass.
00:03:21Alright, Amy.
00:03:22Let's make this interesting.
00:03:25Ten seconds.
00:03:27And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:30Are you dreaming?
00:03:32You're crazy.
00:03:34If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:45And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:48Do.
00:03:58Leo.
00:03:59Right?
00:04:04It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:07Leo?
00:04:08And do you remember my name?
00:04:11It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:16I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:19Or is that just a theory?
00:04:32Wait.
00:04:36Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:04:55No.
00:04:59No.
00:05:02No.
00:05:09No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:11No.
00:05:13No.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16I can't take no more life
00:05:20There's something in her life
00:05:26Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:31Oh, and call my wife
00:05:34I want to meet her
00:05:35You got it?
00:05:49You said ten seconds
00:05:50I counted six
00:05:52I mean, that was insane
00:05:54You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:55Even Leo
00:05:56Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:59Create controlled chaos
00:06:01And what was the result?
00:06:03Chemistry 1A
00:06:04Dopamine activation
00:06:09Hello?
00:06:14So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:17Forged the invitation
00:06:19And put on that performance
00:06:20And calls it research
00:06:22I think there might be some
00:06:24Disunderstanding
00:06:25I mean, she was at the top
00:06:26Of her psychology department
00:06:27Perfect GPA
00:06:29No disciplinary record
00:06:33Lisa birthed Oregon?
00:06:35She's like her
00:06:38How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:40Oh, all set
00:06:41It's today
00:06:46My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Ugh
00:06:49Seriously?
00:06:50That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:52You're gonna see him
00:06:53Nope
00:06:53Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:07:06Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:14I do
00:07:20There, mom
00:07:21Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:23Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:25I hope you're happy
00:07:28My parents arranged the marriage
00:07:30Before they died
00:07:31I haven't even met the man
00:07:33I need to get a divorce
00:07:35ASAP
00:07:41Lily?
00:07:42Oh my gosh
00:07:43Long time no see
00:07:47What are our plans?
00:07:49I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:51And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:54Hold on
00:07:54Why me?
00:07:55Because
00:07:56You know me better than anyone
00:08:00And you have
00:08:01A ton of experience
00:08:02Handling jerks
00:08:03Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:05No, wait
00:08:06Lily, Lily
00:08:06Um
00:08:14Say no more
00:08:15When are we gonna do that?
00:08:17Well
00:08:34Oh my god
00:08:36Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:40Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:43Yes, please
00:08:45Sit
00:08:53I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:08:57I'll make it up to you
00:08:58This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:01But I'll put you through college
00:09:04You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:07Actually, I
00:09:08I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:12You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:23Let me think about it
00:09:26Let me know when you've thought it over
00:09:33Oh
00:09:33It's okay, I've got this
00:09:39See you later
00:09:41See you later
00:09:58Oh my god, girl
00:09:59Lily
00:10:00Oh my gosh
00:10:01Tell me everything that happened
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly
00:10:04And dirt poor tooth
00:10:06I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:08You dodged a bullet
00:10:09Wait, Lily
00:10:10I'm so sorry
00:10:11Are you okay?
00:10:13Well
00:10:13No problem
00:10:15Because I just keep him
00:10:16Right in the family's nose
00:10:18So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:10:21Okay
00:10:22Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:26Please
00:10:27It's the least I can do
00:10:31Rejected
00:10:32The psychology of love paper
00:10:34Is not based on any hard data
00:10:38Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:40Find the perfect man
00:10:41Back at the perfect man
00:10:43And then get back to me
00:10:44Good luck with it
00:10:55Who is the perfect guy?
00:11:00What are you going to do?
00:11:01Graduation's in three months
00:11:02Yeah
00:11:03And don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:05I mean
00:11:05You need a guinea pig
00:11:06And a fast
00:11:13Leo Bryan
00:11:15He's a visiting professor here
00:11:18Wow
00:11:19Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:29Mr. Bryan
00:11:31You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:41Back to her with Mia
00:11:42It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:44I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:48Men are visual creatures
00:11:50You need to catch his eye first
00:11:57Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project
00:12:01On companionship AI
00:12:03This is mortifying
00:12:05I thought he was the only one here
00:12:07And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:24We are the obvious choice
00:12:26Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:30As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:33Stop!
00:12:34Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:36Go
00:12:38I'm not repeating myself
00:12:42He really is the perfect guy
00:12:45You
00:12:47Go
00:12:49Me?
00:12:50Why?
00:12:51I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:53Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:13:02Who wrote this?
00:13:04Psychology of love
00:13:06You're right
00:13:12That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:13:17Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:19The one and only
00:13:20Says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:22Sister city
00:13:24To be exact
00:13:25Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:28Absolutely
00:13:30Positively
00:13:31100% no
00:13:34Holy shit
00:13:36He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:40Oh, he is so in love with me
00:13:44Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:46And she's from the same city
00:13:53You got the job
00:13:56Everyone else can go
00:13:57Sorry
00:13:58Thank you, Professor Brian
00:14:02Just keep things professional
00:14:04Or you're done
00:14:07Just do your job
00:14:11Step number three
00:14:13And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:15Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:24Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:27I wanna hold you
00:14:31Under the red moon
00:14:35Me?
00:14:37I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:40My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:41Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:46Anson
00:14:49Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:51Understood
00:14:57Listen up, Lily
00:14:58Rents on me this month
00:15:00What?
00:15:02You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:05This is Leo Brian
00:15:08And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:11Um, Leo Brian?
00:15:14Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:15Danny Pink?
00:15:16Yeah
00:15:16I have to make him fall in love with me
00:15:18If I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:21Girl, listen to me
00:15:23I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:25And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:27Please, stay away from him
00:15:50I have nowhere to go
00:15:52You said you would take care of me
00:15:59Cause we're married, right?
00:16:06Cause we're married, right?
00:16:11So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:16Just stay in your own lane
00:16:18You can have the upstairs
00:16:28This all gonna be mine one day
00:16:31Leo, you're gonna fall for me
00:16:34Whether you like it or not
00:16:38Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:41No
00:16:43You know, I'm starting to think that
00:16:44Maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:47You should ask your roommate, Lily
00:16:49Guy's over
00:16:50Not my roommate anymore
00:16:52She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:55They're so jealous that you're like this
00:16:58With Professor Brian
00:17:00Listen, I hate to be a bummer
00:17:02But everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:06Bullshit
00:17:07I am nice
00:17:09I am hardworking
00:17:10And I have my master's
00:17:11What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:15I know
00:17:16I am Professor Jackoff
00:17:18And I'm a total asshole
00:17:20You're right
00:17:21I never shut up
00:17:22And I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:25He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:17:43Well, what a coincidence
00:17:45If it isn't my favorite professor
00:17:49I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:53I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:18:05A fancy date
00:18:06It's happening
00:18:07I mean, I can't believe it
00:18:09Leo really asked you out
00:18:11Finally
00:18:12It's my turn
00:18:18Mia
00:18:18I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow
00:18:23Yeah
00:18:25You don't have to worry about me
00:18:28You're such a good friend
00:18:31But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:18:34Go, girl
00:18:36Oh, I'm sorry, Mia
00:18:43Leo is mine
00:18:48Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance
00:18:51A.B.S.
00:18:53Always be smiling
00:19:06Hi
00:19:08This is a very important meeting
00:19:10I'll keep out the samples I mentioned in my notes
00:19:13Peter?
00:19:14Leo
00:19:17What the fuck?
00:19:23Come on, hurry up
00:19:25His notes must have been in the invite
00:19:27Where did it go?
00:19:28Mia, come on
00:19:30Get your head in the gate
00:19:43Good to see you
00:19:44Good to see you
00:19:44Long time no see
00:19:45How have you been?
00:19:46Good
00:19:47Should we have a ghost?
00:19:48We could
00:19:48Thank you
00:19:49Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for
00:19:52Yeah
00:19:53Yeah
00:19:53You want to show them?
00:19:55Yeah, samples
00:20:05Sample?
00:20:07You must be starving
00:20:14Honey, I'm not feeling well
00:20:16I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach
00:20:21Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no
00:20:25So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later
00:20:28Thank you
00:20:29Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:20:32Everyone is all about business
00:20:34It's just a nice change of pace
00:20:36Huh
00:20:36Yeah, she's a great girl
00:20:39One second
00:20:40Um, we should eat
00:20:42Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:47Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:50I thought this was a date
00:20:52A date?
00:20:54Really?
00:20:55You're into your professor?
00:20:58Uh-huh
00:20:59Uh-huh
00:21:04I...
00:21:04Don't misunderstand this
00:21:06You're only here because Anne's is busy
00:21:10Of course
00:21:12It's professional
00:21:16Jetty's ready
00:21:17Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian
00:21:21Great
00:21:22Lead the way
00:21:27I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:32Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:35Not good
00:21:35I am an idiot
00:21:36I thought it was a date
00:21:37And it's not
00:21:38And I'm out on my ass
00:21:39Fuck this
00:21:47This day just keeps getting worse
00:21:49And worse
00:21:50And worse
00:21:56Thinkin' how loud I'm thinkin'
00:21:59I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:10Leo?
00:22:13You came?
00:22:29I couldn't leave you here alone
00:22:31You are my assistant
00:22:33You are my assistant, after all
00:22:35That is very nice of you
00:22:37I'm sorry about it earlier
00:22:39I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:42But you did well
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself
00:22:46Here, take this
00:23:04I'm gonna get you all wet
00:23:06Don't worry about me
00:23:07I got this
00:23:08I need to trip you forever
00:23:19Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:26It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:29You want something to drink?
00:23:31I'm good
00:23:33What's wrong?
00:23:35I got it
00:23:36Just an example
00:23:39That's how I let go
00:23:43Damn it
00:23:50Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There's a lesson from your professor
00:23:56Every conclusion
00:23:59Needs evidence
00:24:02To back it up
00:24:09Would you like to find out?
00:24:19He is so sexy
00:24:27I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:34How many girls have just melted
00:24:36Looking in those eyes?
00:24:40But I'm a professor
00:24:43I won't take advantage of you
00:24:46Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:48I've heard
00:24:50He's a total fuckboy
00:24:51And he hooks up with girls
00:24:52All night
00:24:53So
00:24:54Why did Lily say that?
00:25:01Miss Rose
00:25:02I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:07Thank you, Harvey
00:25:09Mia is
00:25:10Married?
00:25:16Thank you, Harvey
00:25:22Was that your parents?
00:25:24No, actually my parents are dead
00:25:30I'm sorry
00:25:32I'll take you home
00:25:34You really don't have to do that
00:25:42Thanks for the ride
00:25:44Where were you?
00:25:45We were waiting for you
00:25:46It's kind of a thing
00:25:48Sorry
00:25:49It's okay
00:25:50We were just
00:25:51I'm scared shitless
00:25:52Okay
00:25:53I'm glad you're alright
00:25:57Hey
00:25:57Miss Rose
00:25:59Got home safe
00:26:00So
00:26:01I'm off to the bar
00:26:03Oh
00:26:04There was some guy there
00:26:05Though he was like
00:26:06Pushing her around
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Who?
00:26:10I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:12But
00:26:13They went inside
00:26:14Together
00:26:15You know
00:26:16She is obviously after you
00:26:19So
00:26:19Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:21We need her expertise
00:26:23And
00:26:24As a professor
00:26:25I should keep an eye on her
00:26:27Yeah, good excuse
00:26:30Look into her supposed husband
00:26:49We haven't spent any time together
00:26:52Could you please
00:26:53Sleep with me tonight?
00:26:57We're getting a divorce
00:26:58After you graduate
00:26:59So don't get any ideas
00:27:04I'll come back
00:27:05After you're dressed
00:27:12I want to let real man
00:27:14Take you away from me
00:27:25Wait, so he carried you home
00:27:27He's totally in love with you
00:27:29Advance congratulations
00:27:30On graduating early
00:27:33It's
00:27:38Stay the fuck
00:27:40Away from me
00:27:42We are never going to happen
00:27:46He's playing me
00:27:48Like a damn puppet
00:27:49You know how men are
00:27:51They treat women like
00:27:52Easy come, easy go
00:27:55It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:57I showed my hand too soon
00:27:59Don't give up that easy
00:28:00We still have plan B
00:28:02The cold shoulder
00:28:05Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:11Take this
00:28:12It was developed by my department
00:28:14It can monitor the wearer's
00:28:16Heartbeat
00:28:16And brain waves
00:28:18Emma
00:28:19You are a genius
00:28:22Leo Bryan
00:28:24You ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:49Eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:28:51I usually lunch on my own
00:28:53But you're welcome to join me
00:28:55Sorry for the misunderstanding
00:28:58I just wanted to borrow this
00:29:00You're not really my type
00:29:18Oh yeah, nice work
00:29:19He's definitely jealous
00:29:36How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:40No
00:29:44How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:47Seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor
00:29:51I found something
00:29:52On her husband
00:29:59Seems like she's secretly married
00:30:01None of her classmates know
00:30:04We need a PI
00:30:08She's too innocent
00:30:09I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her
00:30:12I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:17She lives in a shady part of town
00:30:19Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:30:28Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off
00:30:31Why?
00:30:33Well, if you must know, I have a date
00:30:37With who?
00:30:38Now, that is really none of your business
00:30:41You can't
00:30:42I need you this afternoon
00:30:45Miss Assistant
00:30:54And it's totally working
00:30:56He's taking your shelter
00:31:00Careful
00:31:02Who are you talking to?
00:31:03It's private
00:31:05And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:08Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:12Which one do you like?
00:31:20Try it on
00:31:22It's her birthday present
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:27Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:29I want you
00:31:29Under the red moon
00:31:34Only a blanket of stars
00:31:38To keep us warm
00:31:40Same name, hometown, and birthday
00:31:44Way too many coincidences
00:31:47And I'm starting to think
00:31:50That we have never
00:31:53These are gorgeous
00:31:58Are they really for me?
00:32:00I
00:32:00Actually, they're
00:32:03A gift for someone else
00:32:07If I didn't know better
00:32:08I think this Mia was my wife
00:32:11Sorry
00:32:14My mistake
00:32:16Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:19Pick up the pace
00:32:21Mia
00:32:35Mia
00:32:35Hold on
00:32:43You look beautiful on them
00:32:44Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:48If you don't look good
00:32:49And makes me look like a bad boss
00:32:52Here
00:32:54Have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:33:04Hey, what's up?
00:33:06Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight
00:33:12Who are you going out with?
00:33:16Who are you going out with?
00:33:18I am off the clock, boss
00:33:21Don't worry about me
00:33:24She lives in a shady part of town
00:33:27Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:33:30You can't go out to a bar at night
00:33:32It's dangerous
00:33:34What, do you like me or something?
00:33:39Just admit you're jealous
00:33:41You're not going out to night
00:33:44You're going back to the lab
00:33:46To run some tests
00:33:48That I need to be ACP
00:34:09What is this?
00:34:14What is this?
00:34:16That is a luminol test
00:34:20The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:34:23It makes this oxidization with the iron
00:34:27Which
00:34:29Explain it like I'm five
00:34:30Take us, for example
00:34:34We reacted before we even knew it
00:34:36Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:40It does
00:34:48Your heart is racing
00:34:50It must be broken
00:34:55Midnight
00:34:57Happy birthday
00:35:00We've worked hard today
00:35:02Make a wish
00:35:03I haven't even begun to think about that
00:35:08I have an idea
00:35:29You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:35:35I know
00:35:35I know
00:35:38I know
00:35:42Oh my god, it's beautiful
00:35:44I love the stars
00:35:46I love the stars
00:35:48I love the stars
00:36:12You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to look at the stars since my parents passed
00:36:18So, thank you
00:36:20So, thank you
00:36:22It's my pleasure
00:36:31Professor
00:36:33I know
00:36:36You're a drunk
00:36:39Step number five
00:36:41Step number five
00:36:41And Mia's coming to romance
00:36:43Take risks
00:36:45Mia's coming to romance
00:36:48Be talking about that
00:37:08Why are you naked?
00:37:11What happened last night?
00:37:13Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:16Come on, dumbass
00:37:17Let's forgot to put things on...
00:37:19the dating
00:37:20Noooo
00:37:46Let's remember
00:37:54oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:38:04remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:38:14let me go shower
00:38:29this data is all over place
00:38:34maybe he does like me
00:38:44holy shit they slept together
00:38:51that bitch after her professor just graduated
00:39:00i need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:06oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:39:13utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:39:18edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:25no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:31careful man
00:39:32oh it's blinding
00:39:38um i have to go write some messes
00:39:47my old thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:39:55you got me there
00:39:57certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:40:00hello
00:40:04hello
00:40:05lily oh my gosh how are you
00:40:09i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showering me with cash
00:40:16so lucky
00:40:17yeah
00:40:17you must have really good taste
00:40:20see that
00:40:21wow
00:40:24that's beautiful he must love spending money on you
00:40:27yes he does
00:40:29oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:35would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:39please
00:40:41please don't rush me
00:40:44actually is that it i have to go
00:40:46lily what's gotten into you
00:40:48you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:52can i at least meet him or
00:40:55it's okay he's a very busy man
00:40:57i i have to go
00:40:59uh hi
00:41:02you sure have some generous friends mia
00:41:05what's that supposed to mean
00:41:06she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them
00:41:10and for free too
00:41:13i should give this back
00:41:18hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:21i was on the way
00:41:27uh i feel sick
00:41:29what's wrong
00:41:33uh can we go
00:41:42mia
00:41:42professor brian
00:41:44what are you doing here
00:41:45my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:41:56i gotta find her
00:41:57sorry
00:42:11she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:13how do you know her
00:42:14i know her from high school
00:42:17we were both named mia so
00:42:18we were obviously friends
00:42:21why are you hiding from her
00:42:22uh
00:42:23she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:26not interested
00:42:28yep
00:42:30she's the worst
00:42:31should stay away from her
00:42:34i know her
00:42:36what you're saying
00:42:37doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:41i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:50may rose
00:42:51i'm grace
00:42:53your mother-in-law
00:43:01sweetheart
00:43:02i heard you want a divorce
00:43:05that's true
00:43:06but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:12my son gave this to you right
00:43:15no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:18impossible
00:43:18i helped them pick it out
00:43:20i'm positive
00:43:22lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:24mia
00:43:26i promised your mom
00:43:27i'd look after you
00:43:30please talk to my son
00:43:40look sticky
00:43:41how's your experiment coming along
00:43:42um well if you look at the graph here
00:43:44you can see the time and location
00:43:46cut to the point okay
00:43:47he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:50130
00:43:51mine would reach 132 if i got 1 million in grunts
00:43:54what more do you want from me
00:43:56how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:58what who's in love with me huh
00:44:06she has a secret admirer
00:44:07i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:10really
00:44:12who
00:44:13i have no idea
00:44:16my office
00:44:17now
00:44:27am i here just
00:44:28so you can watch me work
00:44:30running a launch for the new ai next week
00:44:32after that
00:44:34i'm leaving
00:44:35what
00:44:37worry about your credits mia
00:44:39you've been a great assistant
00:44:41is he really leaving
00:44:44so
00:44:45he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:47the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:50but he's leaving so soon
00:44:52do you have enough time
00:44:53never fear
00:44:55david is here
00:44:59what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:45:01make your target jealous
00:45:04exactly
00:45:05we need
00:45:06the
00:45:08perfect
00:45:08rival
00:45:15you need the perfect rival for leo
00:45:28we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:31what are you doing
00:45:33you have got to be kidding me
00:45:36us influential authors of the center
00:45:38that's maybe
00:45:39i think
00:45:40like
00:45:41hey babe
00:45:44you up for lunch
00:45:48cat
00:45:49who's coming to the cafe with me
00:45:51i'm actually
00:45:52a little busy
00:45:54sounds fun
00:46:10dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:15i feel the same way
00:46:18i just love how open and honest you are
00:46:24too slow
00:46:24time for the final blow
00:46:26you dare
00:46:34can't you see she's not into you
00:46:36you wish dude
00:46:37i know the code to her apartment
00:46:39we're like
00:46:40close close
00:46:41is that so
00:46:42yeah
00:46:44of course
00:46:49fine
00:46:51enjoy your dessert
00:46:53what just happened
00:46:54did we screw up
00:46:56don't worry about it
00:46:57we still have plan b
00:46:59david was telling the truth
00:47:01but he was spotted at her house
00:47:03so is he her husband
00:47:05uh no
00:47:05but the bi is still investigating
00:47:07go back to the office
00:47:09got it
00:47:13professor leo
00:47:14what a coincidence
00:47:15up for a match
00:47:18david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:21you're on
00:47:50so nobody cares about you
00:47:53at all
00:47:57don't worry i'll be careful
00:47:59just
00:47:59look
00:48:00rest it on here
00:48:13he seems to have you all riled up
00:48:16mom
00:48:17you're my assistant
00:48:19why can't you just be honest
00:48:23oh
00:48:25i'll get that
00:48:31i finally took the leap
00:48:33but
00:48:36could you get that it might be important
00:48:41looks like it's your mom
00:48:48mom
00:48:48oh hi
00:48:49um
00:48:50your wife and i are meeting up tonight
00:48:52i want you to come
00:48:53you and mia
00:48:57you and mia
00:49:00i can't
00:49:01i'm busy
00:49:02all right
00:49:03all right
00:49:03i'll see you there tonight hun
00:49:16professor i need the night off
00:49:19fine
00:49:20i'll take you home
00:49:24you live here too
00:49:25yeah
00:49:26this is the place
00:49:28do you know uh mia
00:49:31what
00:49:35i've got the research results on david
00:49:37he's actually
00:49:41who's david to you
00:49:43i've known him forever
00:49:45he's always been really good to me
00:49:48i've got somewhere to be
00:49:53he seems upset
00:49:55i know it seems like it's working
00:50:03mia
00:50:04hello sweetheart
00:50:06i'm great
00:50:08i'm sorry
00:50:09looks like leo stood us up
00:50:11it's okay
00:50:11no worries
00:50:12good
00:50:13now i don't have to explain why i had lily pretend to be me
00:50:16you were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:29i do
00:50:33my son messed up because he was on humanitarian trip overseas
00:50:38i understand
00:50:40give him another chance
00:50:42he's working at your school now
00:50:44maybe it's fate
00:50:47really
00:50:53professor
00:50:53what are you doing here
00:50:55stay away from david
00:50:58he's
00:50:59oh my god
00:51:01oh you are wasted
00:51:04he's playing you
00:51:05yeah i know
00:51:07what
00:51:07they're my friends
00:51:08they always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:11yeah
00:51:12yeah yeah yeah
00:51:13there are ways you bring him
00:51:15it's really no big deal
00:51:18no no no no no no please
00:51:20yeah
00:51:21drink
00:51:21no no no no no no no please
00:51:25whoa whoa
00:51:26whoa
00:51:27Leo
00:51:28what the hell is wrong with you
00:51:30he is drunk
00:51:32why would you do that
00:51:38i don't like
00:51:39when he takes advantage of you
00:51:46i'm gonna ask you one more time
00:51:48do you like me
00:51:53then start acting like my professor
00:51:57i'm sorry
00:52:01why am i disappointed
00:52:03i don't have feelings for him
00:52:05right
00:52:10i've been waiting for you forever
00:52:12sorry i missed dinner with my mom today
00:52:15i met your mom today
00:52:18i'm sure
00:52:20it's so bad that you couldn't come
00:52:22we had a great conversation
00:52:24she always wanted that ring
00:52:27um
00:52:28what ring
00:52:30the one she traded with your mom
00:52:32oh
00:52:37lily what's wrong
00:52:38can i
00:52:39ask you something
00:52:42do you know the
00:52:43ring that your mom gave you
00:52:49do you know the
00:52:50ring that your mom gave you
00:52:53yeah
00:52:54could you please borrow this to me
00:52:57oh
00:52:58lily you know i would do anything for you but
00:53:02that's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away so
00:53:06fine but
00:53:07at least can you drink with me
00:53:11okay
00:53:12cheers to me single i guess
00:53:14cheers
00:53:15cheers
00:53:16what do you think
00:53:26for now
00:53:27me
00:53:27okay
00:53:27bye
00:53:27bye
00:53:33bye
00:53:34bye
00:53:36bye
00:53:44bye
00:53:44bye
00:53:44bye
00:53:44bye
00:53:44bye
00:53:47I'm so tired.
00:54:06Professor Brian.
00:54:07I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:12Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life too, you know?
00:54:18So stop meddling.
00:54:20I am so pissed off.
00:54:22He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emmett David in there?
00:54:46Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:54:49What is this?
00:54:50Time to fess up.
00:54:51This is too far.
00:54:53I told you he was playing you.
00:54:54There's your proof.
00:54:55No.
00:54:56Just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:58This is our plan B.
00:54:59Let's continue the scene.
00:55:01Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:03Oh no!
00:55:04You caught us!
00:55:08I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:09And you know what?
00:55:10Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:14Oh my God!
00:55:18God.
00:55:19I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:22And she still owes us big time.
00:55:24Right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma.
00:55:27Why are you so quiet?
00:55:33Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:37Emma!
00:55:38Wait!
00:55:42So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:47You were right.
00:55:50I have to be honest.
00:55:58I didn't mean to ask.
00:56:00What is this actually for?
00:56:03It detects your heart, right?
00:56:05So you giving it to me was...
00:56:08intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:26No!
00:56:27Take me...
00:56:29Take me...
00:56:32Take me...
00:56:34Take me...
00:56:36Take me...
00:56:38Hey, Leo!
00:56:39Hey, Leo!
00:56:39Professor Bryant!
00:56:44Professor Bryant!
00:56:46Call me Leo.
00:56:48Leo?
00:56:49Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:51I think...
00:56:52You crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:56Leo.
00:56:56What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you.
00:57:00I'm always worried about you.
00:57:03Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:08Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:12Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:57:26What more do you want from me?
00:57:28How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:39I need some time.
00:57:42Okay.
00:57:43How's 24 days?
00:57:45That's...
00:57:46oddly specific.
00:57:48I just...
00:57:50can't wait.
00:57:51I need to take care of something first.
00:57:54What is it?
00:57:56Actually...
00:57:58I'm married.
00:58:06Actually...
00:58:07I'm married.
00:58:09It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:12I swear, I...
00:58:14haven't...
00:58:14touched her.
00:58:15I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:18It's too late for that.
00:58:21Get out.
00:58:32If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:39Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:41This is my son.
00:58:42Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:44You look so familiar.
00:58:50I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:53Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:04Do you want a divorce?
00:59:06I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:10Take this as an apology.
00:59:12Let's talk about this later.
00:59:14I don't feel very good.
00:59:17Can we stay like this?
00:59:20It's...
00:59:23It's my appearance.
00:59:25Death anniversary.
00:59:27Very soon.
00:59:35I've already made up my mind.
00:59:37I'm not moving out.
00:59:39Then I'm leaving.
00:59:49I'm leaving.
00:59:52It's her.
00:59:54Again.
00:59:59What do you want from me?
01:00:01Well...
01:00:02We both hate Mia, right?
01:00:04Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:09Not to mention, she's a home wrecker.
01:00:12Such a bitch.
01:00:14What do you think about revenge?
01:00:16Let's take her down.
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:35Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:39That I came so deeply...
01:00:45Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:49She means nothing to me.
01:00:51Then why did you marry her?
01:00:54Mia.
01:00:55I'm sorry, I...
01:00:57If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:14You really want to meet her?
01:01:17This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:26All right.
01:01:28Promise.
01:01:28Yes.
01:01:31Whoa!
01:01:32He really does look like Liam.
01:01:33What are they, twins or something?
01:01:36Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:39No.
01:01:41She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:45Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:49I wouldn't put it past him.
01:01:51There's no way. We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:55Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:03Oh, my God.
01:02:05What's wrong?
01:02:07Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:10Shit. No one's going to believe her.
01:02:13What are we going to do?
01:02:20Those people are so crazy. Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:25You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:28Thanks. It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:32Oh, wait.
01:02:34Take this.
01:02:38This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:40He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:43He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:49Are you sure?
01:02:50Absolutely. Just tell him Lil sent you.
01:02:53And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:00Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:03:05You.
01:03:22Christopher?
01:03:25Babe.
01:03:29I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:32Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:34Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:40It's amazing. You're amazing.
01:03:42People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:46You know?
01:03:47I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:04:00For sure.
01:04:02Victor?
01:04:04Victor?
01:04:11Come with me now.
01:04:19What are you doing?
01:04:21What are you doing?
01:04:22Stop!
01:04:22Somebody help me!
01:04:24Stop it!
01:04:30Somebody help me!
01:04:38Leo!
01:04:39Leo, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:04:41I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:43And police are on the way.
01:04:46Come on, get the hell out of here!
01:04:48Go!
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:51You're safe now.
01:04:54You're safe now.
01:04:57I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:01Thank you for saving me.
01:05:04I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:07I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:12You should get some rest.
01:05:14I'll take care of you.
01:05:32I'll take care of you.
01:05:34I'll follow you right, wherever you go, wherever you do.
01:05:42No kissing. No, not yet.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:48You have a wife. Hello.
01:06:04See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:06:14You have a wife.
01:06:18Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:20Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:24The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:06:27to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:36I can't believe I did it.
01:06:39You did a great job.
01:06:41I'll keep my promise.
01:06:42Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:55I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:58The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:02And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:08Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:07:14He's my...
01:07:18He's my husband.
01:07:27Hello, everyone.
01:07:33Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:39What are you doing?
01:07:40How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:43Let me go.
01:07:44Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:45Let me go.
01:07:46Leo, I love you.
01:07:52Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:02What are you doing this to me?
01:08:04Let me go.
01:08:06I mean, what happened?
01:08:07We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:10Where'd she go?
01:08:25You're useless as ever.
01:08:29Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:32Really?
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:38Because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:44What?
01:08:45Well, you know him.
01:08:48He's icy.
01:08:50But not with me, of course.
01:08:53You are ruining everything.
01:08:58Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:00He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:06I know, Leon.
01:09:08He would never do that to me.
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:13Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:24Mia!
01:09:30Mia!
01:09:35Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:38I know where she is.
01:09:43Where?
01:09:44Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:55She's there.
01:10:03You did that on purpose.
01:10:05Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:12Mia!
01:10:19The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:23An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:29Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:30I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:34Nothing happened.
01:10:36Please, believe me.
01:10:38Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:41I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:45I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:48I'm sorry.
01:10:49I started all of this.
01:10:51You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:53Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:57Mia?
01:10:59Mia?
01:11:05Guess what?
01:11:06I have a bunny to open.
01:11:22Mia, I...
01:11:22Professor Brian, I need to come clean.
01:11:27This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:31I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47I never really loved you.
01:11:48So now we're Ethan.
01:11:51I don't believe you.
01:11:54The experiment is over.
01:11:56We're over.
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:06I just can't do it.
01:12:08Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late, okay?
01:12:11Graduate late?
01:12:12That's not like you.
01:12:15Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:30Wait.
01:12:33Are you crying?
01:12:35What's wrong?
01:12:39Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:40I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:42Safe travels.
01:12:43Please.
01:12:43I want to tell you something.
01:12:45Just listen to me.
01:12:48I...
01:12:50What's that?
01:12:52I know you have a wife.
01:12:53And I know she's pregnant.
01:12:55Take care.
01:12:56I got a dark side.
01:12:58They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:05I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's a mess.
01:13:11You look like a mess, man.
01:13:14Thanks.
01:13:15Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:23And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:30It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:32Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:36Stop moping around.
01:13:39Yeah.
01:13:40You know what?
01:13:40Get your ass up.
01:13:42We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:44All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:51Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:55Now it's morning.
01:13:55Can't catch your breath.
01:13:57Hold your breath.
01:14:14Not the halo effect again.
01:14:19Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:24I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:28I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:30That's a stupid name.
01:14:32Come on.
01:14:33The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:36Every year, the student council picks three knights, and at the end of the ball, we get
01:14:40to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:43It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today.
01:14:45You should play some bid.
01:14:47Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:49Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:51I'm going to come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:53I came here for the student lineup photos, so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:59Come on, Mia.
01:15:00It's been a whole week.
01:15:01Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some
01:15:04paint on the wall?
01:15:06Are you really okay with this?
01:15:09Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:15:13I'm taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:17Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:21Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:24Don't you have the guts to play some bid?
01:15:31Hey, everybody.
01:15:33Welcome to the starry knight party.
01:15:35First up, please welcome our knights of the starry knight.
01:15:40First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:51Five hundred.
01:15:53Six hundred.
01:15:57Eight hundred.
01:16:00One thousand.
01:16:02One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05One thousand five hundred.
01:16:06Look, you're about to get what they want.
01:16:08Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:10Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:12Two thousand.
01:16:14Two thousand a year.
01:16:15Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:16:26Three thousand.
01:16:29Three thousand.
01:16:31Three thousand coin once.
01:16:34Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:37And snow.
01:17:05That's right.
01:17:07You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:10You paid for me.
01:17:13Just give me an end to this now.
01:17:16Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:19That's not supposed to be right.
01:17:25You're the real Mia.
01:17:28My Mia.
01:17:31Although I have to admit,
01:17:33getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:35is creative.
01:17:38Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:41Anson checked.
01:17:43The tests were fake.
01:17:47What?
01:17:50Shall we get out of here?
01:17:52Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:03Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:05I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:11So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:20So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:25Let me run some calculations.
01:18:32Let me run some calculations.
01:18:35You have to say the magic words.
01:18:38I love you.
01:18:42Nothing can stop you.
01:18:45No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:49Follow your heart.
01:18:50I won't stay wrong.
01:18:59Go.
01:19:00Get out.
01:19:01You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:05I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:08I am his mother.
01:19:10There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:14Leo.
01:19:17Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:28Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I missed you.
01:19:33Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:36Don't touch me.
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:44If you change your mind,
01:19:46you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:49Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:52What was that?
01:19:57So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:06Congratulations, baby.
01:20:08Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:11I am not done researching.
01:20:14How much I love you.
01:20:20Hey!
01:20:22You still want something.
01:20:24What?
01:20:24Come closer.
01:20:26Come closer.
01:20:31There.
01:20:32Now we're even.
01:20:34Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:47Leo?
01:20:49Are you here?
01:21:09You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:25Me, Rose.
01:21:27Will he be my wife?
01:21:30Again.
01:21:36Me, Rose.
01:21:38Will he be my wife?
01:21:41Again.
01:21:42Of course.
01:21:51I'll never be my wife.
01:21:59I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:06What?
01:22:08I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:10Looks like you've been standing up on me's guide to romance.
01:22:14I've done some research on my own.
01:22:18Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:21Nope.
01:22:23Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:29For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:34Here.
01:22:39Here.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:50All about.
01:22:54Here.
01:22:58Love, love, love me.
01:23:01Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:03I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:06Love, love, love me.
01:23:10As I am.
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