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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's
00:00:09about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah him hi just pay him on six five
00:00:26four three two one
00:00:52you have a cute scar
00:00:55it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:35i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:43i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:51happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:57it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:05maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:11i need grandkids i need you message received mom
00:02:15i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir
00:02:50but first we found your fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and
00:02:56sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack
00:03:01up
00:03:01the price good finally i can get my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie deborah and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:21oh sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent
00:03:27daddy where's my real one uh
00:03:36i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:48daddy no i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:05oh mommy hey your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:04:17i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:27why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new
00:04:40daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47max aurelius eva i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:54i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
00:05:08yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me
00:05:15500 a day
00:05:16that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are
00:05:22simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big
00:05:27happy
00:05:27family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
00:05:40case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47i need to go get married
00:06:03wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16wow guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:47to prove to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:02happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:14bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:18failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:24who is
00:07:27whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:33sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping i should
00:07:48come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan i think
00:07:53i should have
00:07:54some say in the gifts it will make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:10let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21oh what the actual
00:08:24fuck
00:08:27sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:33give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39she does kind of look like him
00:08:44so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:54oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no sex yes
00:09:15strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:21what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:25i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:31let's go
00:09:38here what are you doing i've never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now fifty percent off fifty percent of pies
00:09:55quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:10:00hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today spend
00:10:12500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah
00:10:18uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:25yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies
00:11:02hi guys gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
00:11:20thank you thank you merry christmas
00:11:28what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:36we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:05shut up
00:12:05i'm sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:08well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:28harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sort of not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both
00:12:38of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:48no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too so
00:12:53it's perfect
00:12:58oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:07i can't wait to do that too much
00:13:09no
00:13:10no
00:13:11no
00:13:17no
00:13:19no
00:13:20no
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Rogers.
00:13:42Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Oh, dad.
00:14:06Glad you made it.
00:14:07Oh, I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:55him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal.
00:16:39Waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:54You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:06I just bought this brand new suit of my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:53She already has us, and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy, that puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25See your hands.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:30Come on, now.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:01Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, Deadhut, take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Marrianger I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:38Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:20:00That car.
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car.
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough.
00:20:35Please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53Sir?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:09Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car, okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:46Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr.
00:22:11Harrison?
00:22:13Mr.
00:22:14Harrison?
00:22:15Mr.
00:22:17Harrison?
00:22:18Just leave me alone.
00:22:21Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:30Please, please, please.
00:22:31I'm serious apologies.
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:58Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:17If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:23:20else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on.
00:23:23Talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys.
00:23:38Let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:31You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:35Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want to go down?
00:25:50Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:52I don't like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in.
00:26:06Honey, everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Oh, look what you're doing.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06That's beautiful.
00:28:07That's losers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's see.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications.
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower and get clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sit yourself.
00:29:56All room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:02Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You bitch.
00:31:08Why don't you give in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17Rude.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Maybe.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53I shouldn't.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13I just...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:50I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max,
00:34:00how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:21And I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:25Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:40What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then can I ask you a question?
00:34:46Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Oh, no.
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:07Get in.
00:35:08Get in.
00:35:19Ewan.
00:35:20The truth is...
00:35:22is that I...
00:35:25go go go go go just a second come in hey hon
00:35:43oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck around
00:35:49you think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:59well atta boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:14a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all a good
00:36:24night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon good night piper
00:36:36is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you are her dad uh no that man
00:36:44has
00:36:44no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:10you're piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:43where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah this
00:38:24i remember this
00:38:36good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a smith family classic
00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:58don't be shy
00:38:59go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:02max you don't have to
00:39:03no no it's okay
00:39:04it's a smith family staple
00:39:26good
00:39:27good
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:37could i um
00:39:38could i have some water please
00:39:39that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her brood this year
00:39:43what's the deal with them
00:39:45every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm
00:39:52hey don't worry
00:39:53i'll protect you and piper
00:39:58better have sam on standby tonight just in case
00:40:01well
00:40:03looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:18wait
00:40:19that earring
00:40:20you like it
00:40:22i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years ago
00:40:25did you lose it seven years ago
00:40:27i don't really remember the details but
00:40:30luckily i was able to find a new pair
00:40:33right
00:40:34that's just a common earring
00:40:36anyone can have it
00:40:37maybe i'm reading too much into it
00:40:39she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper
00:40:46still aren't here
00:40:47but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:50what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:54an aging single mom
00:40:57slim pickings
00:40:58i heard
00:40:59he's in waste management
00:41:01that explains it
00:41:02she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05oh please miranda
00:41:07ava is your niece
00:41:09oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself
00:41:16exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:24oh they're here
00:41:25merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody
00:41:34merry christmas
00:41:36you must be grandpa harold
00:41:38i am
00:41:39i'm eva's husband
00:41:40max
00:41:41pleasure to meet you
00:41:42welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband
00:41:45but
00:41:46you're gorgeous
00:41:49but
00:41:50does he have to miss you
00:41:51look at you two
00:41:52you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa
00:41:58this is for max and i
00:41:59oh my goodness
00:42:00thank you eva
00:42:01let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:04oops
00:42:04oh my bad
00:42:06oh
00:42:06a homemade gift
00:42:08how thrifty
00:42:10not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right you mean all high
00:42:14you little
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:20or you will lose yours
00:42:22oh
00:42:23you think you broke my wrist
00:42:25look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor
00:42:31he could ruin your life
00:42:44what are you are you okay
00:42:46i'm fine i'm just wet huh
00:42:48yeah
00:42:49it's okay
00:42:49it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:55don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me
00:42:59next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho
00:43:03you know what sierra
00:43:04i can take your little insults
00:43:05but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family
00:43:10she means me
00:43:17you okay honey
00:43:18do i look okay to you
00:43:20dumbass
00:43:20do something
00:43:22you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:26oh wow
00:43:27i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:35let's call him
00:43:36i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:39please who do you think you are
00:43:43enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:47fine dad
00:43:49let it go nathan
00:43:51they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake
00:43:55i'll let you off easy
00:43:57i think you
00:43:58owe nathan
00:43:59a thank you
00:44:00i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:04do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:05all right that's enough
00:44:06everyone come inside
00:44:08and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke
00:44:32can you please pass me some food
00:44:34hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:46king crab fresh from alaska
00:44:49and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51three times the price
00:44:53fifty times the flavor
00:44:55and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so
00:45:00but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:04fine
00:45:04then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no
00:45:09don't you dare
00:45:11leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:16i know dear
00:45:17i just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:20we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:23you're a stray than a bitch
00:45:25what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together
00:45:32fine
00:45:33we'll stay
00:45:35can i have a little navel
00:45:37it's okay sweetie
00:45:38we'll get something
00:45:39right after
00:45:40like drive-thru
00:45:41i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no strays
00:45:51al
00:45:51please
00:45:52are you okay
00:45:52yes
00:45:53please
00:45:54you hit my child
00:45:56you're fucking crazy
00:45:57well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:59maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby
00:46:05i'll handle it
00:46:09don't worry baby
00:46:10i'll handle it
00:46:14piper
00:46:16sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart
00:46:23give me two minutes
00:46:24and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do
00:46:31he's such a liar
00:46:32this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37sam
00:46:39yeah send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:43i'm already on my way
00:46:48bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:50i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy
00:46:54he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:57from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva
00:47:02his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05x
00:47:05what are you doing
00:47:07don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually
00:47:11five
00:47:12four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:16one
00:47:16a helicopter
00:47:21a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off
00:47:35sam is like family
00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:38thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:41eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo
00:47:54of harrison group
00:47:56mhm
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:07no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on
00:48:10you can stop the charade
00:48:11okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:14eva
00:48:15i'm not pretending
00:48:18mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:31how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:39who are you
00:48:41i told you i'm eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:46wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones
00:48:59i mean you know that
00:49:01you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:03i insulted my own boss
00:49:06i'm finished
00:49:11oh god
00:49:12i insulted my own boss
00:49:14i'm finished
00:49:16didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:18pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:22for tonight
00:49:22your fee stands
00:49:24and with that
00:49:26your career
00:49:27you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:30sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35god
00:49:36i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:40mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please
00:49:44mr harrison
00:49:45i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:47take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:57mr harrison come on
00:49:59that was a christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:02yeah well
00:50:03there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors?
00:50:12gladly
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:20father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:27pumpkin's my favorite
00:50:35come on sweetie
00:50:36daddy have this crab line
00:50:37just for you
00:50:39eat as much as you want
00:50:40thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:58or is he just playing the part
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:08merry christmas mr harrison
00:51:09i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:18oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:20sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:26miss eva smith
00:51:27single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:29didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh maximus
00:51:33i thought i raised you better
00:51:35a high school dropout
00:51:37in the harrison family
00:51:40what a chance
00:51:44she is clearly
00:51:45unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:52it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:58but take off that stupid hat
00:52:10thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that i try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving
00:52:14for 20 years
00:52:17sounds like he's happy
00:52:18with his new son-in-law
00:52:19and how about you
00:52:24me?
00:52:25yeah
00:52:27are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:50you know
00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:53so much we're not telling each other
00:52:57no feelings no complications
00:52:59that's what we agreed upon
00:53:00hey i didn't sign a contract
00:53:03max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:07it's cold
00:53:09maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:20what's gotten into her?
00:53:22is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me
00:53:25there's no santa?
00:53:27i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy daddy
00:53:37my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41it's all swollen
00:53:42must have been when that witch
00:53:43smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:45listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:46mommy's gonna go get a first date kit
00:53:47okay?
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise
00:53:59i won't let anyone
00:54:01hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:04you're leaving after christmas
00:54:06aren't you?
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy!
00:54:10go!
00:54:11whoa
00:54:17don't
00:54:18you dare
00:54:18disrespect
00:54:19my husband
00:54:23well maybe
00:54:23i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe
00:54:27i don't have to leave
00:54:28really?
00:54:29please stay
00:54:30daddy
00:54:34you think
00:54:34it was scar?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:40i wouldn't worry
00:54:41about it
00:54:41scars make you look
00:54:42like a badass
00:54:43i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:47i got that
00:54:47i got that
00:54:48when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me
00:54:50with a switchblade
00:54:52really?
00:54:52no way
00:54:54no
00:54:54it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that
00:55:00on the back of my neck
00:55:05piper
00:55:05how long have you had that?
00:55:07my mom thought i had that
00:55:08when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:16six
00:55:17six?
00:55:18that one night stand
00:55:19was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:23ivor are you sure
00:55:23we haven't met before?
00:55:28what do i even say?
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:32sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed
00:55:35until now
00:55:36um
00:55:38yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie?
00:55:43eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:51piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency
00:56:05excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08take this
00:56:16mommy are you okay?
00:56:18yeah
00:56:20mommy's just realizing
00:56:21she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts
00:56:24to tell the truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:32that woman is manipulating you
00:56:34she's a high school dropout
00:56:36doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:38and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:42max
00:56:42that man has no idea
00:56:45what a treasure
00:56:47he's missing out on
00:56:51i'm sorry max
00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:57it's over
00:57:00eva?
00:57:01maximus?
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:05no
00:57:05mom mom
00:57:05listen
00:57:06i'm sorry
00:57:07okay
00:57:07eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva?
00:57:19thank you
00:57:20look
00:57:21ha ha
00:57:22thank you
00:57:23aww
00:57:24thank you
00:57:24this is for you grandma
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:34what did you make it?
00:57:35uh derrick this is from
00:57:37you and i
00:57:38oh thank you so much
00:57:40just
00:57:41thanks god
00:57:42glad you're here
00:57:45oh
00:57:47damn these are nice
00:57:48grandpa
00:57:50language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56piper
00:57:57do you want to go see your present?
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang
00:58:03ready ready
00:58:04grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what do we got guys?
00:58:07billy
00:58:07walking home from our house
00:58:09christmas eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before?
00:58:23have we met before?
00:58:26she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:45i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48they're very common
00:58:48i feel so awful
00:58:50but i can't lose my child
00:58:52no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay?
00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05i know
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh
00:59:11i almost forgot
00:59:14i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too?
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:34gloves
00:59:35did you make these?
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40but
00:59:40that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me
00:59:44i just want to see a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel?
00:59:50warm, right?
00:59:51yeah
00:59:53warm
00:59:55soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really?
01:00:10yeah my mom
01:00:11she partied all the time
01:00:12and
01:00:13i got gifts
01:00:14plenty of them
01:00:15but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing
01:00:21personal
01:00:22well you deserve it
01:00:25you're a good guy
01:00:27and
01:00:27someday you'll
01:00:29find
01:00:30someone special
01:00:31to
01:00:31spend all your christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:41right here
01:00:44what if you want me to stop?
01:01:02what if you want me to stop?
01:01:14you better tell me right now
01:01:20come on
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass
01:01:30i still can't resist him
01:01:35and
01:01:36i don't want you
01:01:47i don't want you
01:01:55god you were driving
01:01:57fucking insane
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:33Viva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:00Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:33Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:47So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:51What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:54It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:26I let my card down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:33Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:49You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:04I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:38Hey.
01:06:46Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:01All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address, Mommy, either.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:21So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:27I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42If I take my hand, I'm just going to keep my hand closed.
01:07:45And just give up the truth.
01:07:46Is that true?
01:07:47Is that true?
01:07:49You guys still need anything, too?
01:07:49He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04I need to win back my family.
01:08:05I need to win back my family.
01:08:05Family? Boss, you okay?
01:08:08Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:15Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:37What?
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure, you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:45I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:19She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:29Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:35I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:59Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:01She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:14Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:23Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You, out!
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:46I... I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:47Eva?
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:12Stop!
01:15:14And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:20Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:37It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:58What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her.
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:05Let me go.
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:08We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:10Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:11I'm not pretending.
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:28God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:46We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:57We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:12Eva.
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow.
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:31Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:41You're sad.
01:17:52I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:54I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:08I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:14I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know, Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:13New years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:28Hey!
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:50I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Grandma!
01:20:24Oh!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared, okay?
01:20:33I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course.
01:21:22I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:52Hey, Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck you tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10No.
01:22:12No!
01:22:13No.
01:22:13No.
01:22:13No.
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