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Wild West Isode
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Wild West Isode
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00:03That's right.
00:04You're gonna die, Louis.
00:07You're gonna die.
00:08Oh, no!
00:09Game over.
00:37What the hell?
00:40I was just in my room.
00:42How the hell did I end up here?
00:48Hey.
00:49Hey, excuse me.
00:54New brides in town.
00:56Facts, move your boots to the town square.
00:58Right now.
01:00Hey, Joey, didn't you hear?
01:02They're handing out brides.
01:04Fine.
01:05Stay single, you broke-ass bastard.
01:07They're gonna move you to the front lines next month.
01:19Holy crap.
01:20I actually respawned inside that Western game I've been playing,
01:23and this Joey guy, he went broke and starved to death,
01:25and that's supposed to be me?
01:28What kind of hell mode started this?
01:34All right, boys.
01:36You all heard the news.
01:37We're fighting the Southern Army,
01:39and we're running out of men.
01:41So, by the new Population Settlement Act,
01:45every bachelor's got to pick himself a war widow as a housemate.
01:48It's time to release the new brides.
02:14It's time to release the new brides.
02:18You're in cow-shaped country?
02:23I'll take this one, sir.
02:25Skin smooth as fresh milk.
02:28Just my type.
02:29Oh, God.
02:30His beard looks disgusting.
02:32Please, not me.
02:34Huh?
02:34Whose voice is that?
02:36That one.
02:37Look at those hips.
02:37She can pop up five kids easy and still run a ranch.
02:40I'll take her.
02:41Disgusting peasants!
02:43How dare he look at me like that?
02:45He ought to be hanged for it.
02:47Another woman's voice?
02:49No way.
02:51I'm hearing their thoughts.
02:56Main quest, Kings of the West activated.
02:59Your mission, crush your enemies.
03:01Roll the wild.
03:02Win the ultimate mystery reward.
03:04Heads up your fate is now tangled with three key women.
03:07Raise your affection, and you'll unlock exclusive roots, bonus quests, and even a few steamy plot quests.
03:14Enjoy the ride.
03:15No way.
03:16I've got a cheat system?
03:18Time to flip the script, cowboy.
03:25No way.
03:26I've got a cheat system?
03:28Hold on.
03:30These women ain't for free.
03:32For every woman you pick, it's 500 pounds of corn or goods of equal value every month.
03:40This poor guy I'm stuck in barely had feet for his horses.
03:44How am I supposed to afford a housemate?
03:49Nobody moves!
03:51By order of the mayor, every bachelor must pick at least one housemate.
03:57Disobey, and you're marching to the front line.
04:01The front line, there's a dead sand.
04:07Never thought I, Sadie Adler, the fastest gun in the West, would end up like a damn paddle on the
04:12market.
04:13I'll take her.
04:14Look at those arms, do not got a bull.
04:16She'll get the job done for sure.
04:24You!
04:26Not you, you two scrawny.
04:28One bad storm and you're gone.
04:29I ain't buying no dead weight.
04:31That one's solid.
04:33I'll take her.
04:35Dude, are they picking wives or horses?
04:39You're supposed to breed with her, not racer, dude.
04:46What are you waiting for, Joey?
04:48Pick one.
04:49Now.
05:00Three gorgeous women.
05:02Damn, who am I supposed to choose?
05:04I'm the governor's daughter.
05:05I'd rather be captured by savages than touched by this filthy gold digger.
05:09Oh, well.
05:10Fallen noble one.
05:12Bet the banner's got no idea who she really is.
05:15That one looks less stupid than the rest.
05:17And his eyes aren't so annoying.
05:19If I go with them, maybe I'll get a chance to escape.
05:21And finish my revenge.
05:22Ah, a tough one with a revenge arc.
05:26Solid pick.
05:28Zero risk of boredom.
05:29High survival rate.
05:31Sir, please pick me.
05:33I can cook, clean, whatever you need.
05:36I'll be good, I promise.
05:38Now that is enthusiasm.
05:41Alright, I guess I'll take this sweet little thingy.
05:44Stop daydreaming, Joey.
05:45Pick one.
05:46Or I'll ship your sorry ass to the front line.
05:49Alright.
05:51Alright, I pick.
05:53Morning.
05:54Abandoning any affection target will result in main quest failure.
05:58You will die instantly.
06:00What the hell?
06:01I couldn't get one girlfriend in real life.
06:03And now I legally have to have three?
06:07These three beauties do all have their distinct charms.
06:10Watch me conquer them.
06:12One by one.
06:16Ladies, such a tough choice breaks a man's heart.
06:21I choose.
06:23A real man never needs to choose.
06:26I'll take all of them.
06:28What?
06:30What?
06:31You're taking all three?
06:32You broke ass piece of shit.
06:35God damn bastard.
06:37Now what the hell am I supposed to play with tonight?
06:39Huh.
06:41Come on, ladies.
06:42Let's go back to, uh, home.
06:52Hey, Joey.
06:54Marrying three at once, huh?
06:57You think that shithole your mama left you can really handle that kind of trouble?
07:00Or maybe you're trying to get fucked to death, skip out on the grain tax, and die like some kind
07:06of legend in your own wet dream.
07:12What the hell, Ella?
07:14Will you marry me?
07:15Bro, damn!
07:17You really thought you stood a fucking chance, huh?
07:20You're a fucking joke, Joey.
07:22You're broke, boring, and not worth my time.
07:25We're done, loser.
07:26Wait, no, Ella.
07:27Ella!
07:28Isn't this the guy my ex was cheating on me with?
07:32Looks like he doesn't recognize me.
07:35Hey!
07:35I'm talking to you!
07:36You daft for something?
07:37Hello?
07:38And now he's Bill the Bastard.
07:41The original Joey starved to death because he stole the last coin off him.
07:45Time to settle this score.
07:46Fuck off, trash!
07:50You dare hit me?
07:52Kill him!
07:54Looking for trouble, huh?
07:58Well, looky here, sugar.
08:00Already standing up for your man, huh?
08:02Fair warning.
08:03Joey here's dick is about as soft as his punch.
08:06Two pumps in and he's already done.
08:08You won't even have time to moan.
08:10Why don't you ladies come and ride something that'll really make you scream?
08:14Oh, yeah!
08:15Come to daddy!
08:16Figures.
08:17A real coward, after all.
08:19You hear me, boy?
08:20You worthless piece of trash?
08:22Get on your knees.
08:24Don't hide behind your woman like some kind of little bitch.
08:32Frank made it pretty clear.
08:35This whole marriage per population thing is, uh, the law.
08:40So if you want to stop me from taking my wives home, you're taking on the law itself.
08:47What the hell did I just hear?
08:50Are you messing with official business now, Bill?
08:53You got a death wish, boy?
08:57Hey, look, man.
08:58Okay.
08:59Okay.
08:59Joey and I were just fooling around.
09:01We didn't mean nothing by it.
09:02We're old friends, you see?
09:04Yeah.
09:09That cowardly bastard.
09:11Once I get my sister's rewards, you're the first one I'm taking down.
09:17Come on, ladies.
09:19Let's go home.
09:24Damn, Joey.
09:26I'll watch you choke on this month's chaos.
09:29All right, come on in.
09:35Well, ladies, home sweet home.
09:41My God.
09:42This place wouldn't even pass as a shelter in the 21st century.
09:46Hell, the rats probably leave a few corn candles out of pity.
09:50It's a work in progress.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:59No, sir.
10:01If it weren't for you, I would have been sold to a brothel by now.
10:04I'm truly grateful.
10:05And I'll do everything I can to be a good housewife.
10:11Ah, my little angel, Lily.
10:14Her affection is skyrocketing.
10:17This dump is worse than our army stables.
10:20Give it a day and we'll starve to death.
10:23Gratitude?
10:24Please.
10:28Left again?
10:31Isabella's going to be the death of me.
10:35Sorry, sir.
10:36I haven't eaten in two days.
10:39Don't be sorry.
10:44You know what?
10:45Don't worry about a thing.
10:47Lunch is on me.
10:49Gourmet style.
11:05Well, girls, looks like we're family now.
11:08My name's Lily.
11:09My family used to own a ranch until a gang cleared us out.
11:11My only hope is to make this place our home.
11:14And live is one.
11:23Sadie.
11:25Sadie Adler.
11:27Stick with me.
11:28And if that Joey tries anything, Shady, I've got your bags.
11:32Live is one?
11:34More like live is one in a shared grave.
11:46All right, system.
11:48Time to shine.
11:50Detected.
11:51Lily's affection.
11:5225.
11:54Lucky you timed to unlock a reward.
11:58What even is a toothless fish?
12:00Yeah, no thanks.
12:01I'll take the granary.
12:03Congratulations.
12:04You've unlocked 50 servings of donor, 50 sodas, 50 vegetable salads, and several packs of corn.
12:17Now my stash of food is probably bigger than the whole town's combined.
12:23Mr. Joe doesn't seem like the breaking type.
12:25I'm sure if he said he'd get us food, he won't let us start.
12:29Please.
12:30With how broke he is, he'd be lucky to get some dried cactus, a couple of lizards, maybe even some
12:35bugs.
12:36That stuff, I don't go near it.
12:39She's not wrong.
12:40With the war draining supplies and this place being so far out in the sticks, it's a miracle anyone here
12:46survives.
12:46Let alone a broke cowboy like Joey.
12:58Ladies.
13:03Lunch is served.
13:05This looks amazing, Mr. Joe.
13:08Oh my God.
13:10You actually got real food?
13:24Here, sweetheart.
13:26Try this.
13:30What did you just call me?
13:31It's Isabella.
13:33Not your sweetheart.
13:35That filthy cowboy.
13:37I'm the daughter of the Dalash's governor.
13:39How dare he flirt with me like some common bar girl.
13:44Raising her affection is going to be tough.
13:47But if I can crack that shell, I bet the reward's going to be worth it.
13:52You want to play the proud princess?
13:54Fine.
13:55Challenge accepted.
14:04Mr. Joe, this is amazing.
14:07Even when my family had their ranch, we never had anything this good.
14:11Such a kiss.
14:13Poor thing's just never seen real food before.
14:16Unlike me.
14:16I was raised on fine dinners and proper manners.
14:19Stuff like this doesn't impress me.
14:25He even got fresh meat for the noodles.
14:31He's dirt poor, yet he's still sharing something this rare with us.
14:35Guess he's a man I can trust.
14:48What is this?
14:50It's incredible.
14:51Better than any fine line I've ever had.
14:56Oops.
15:00So, the proud lady's got a sweet tooth.
15:03I guess this challenge is going to be easier than I thought.
15:12I guess this challenge is going to be easier than I thought.
15:13I've never heard it.
15:14It's just that.
15:15It's real.
15:18I've never heard anything last.
15:20Yes, you have.
15:21Thanks.
15:29Pervert.
15:31Get out.
15:33Julia, what are you doing?
15:41so this is what it feels like to have three wives at once oh my god i have no idea
15:47what to do with
15:47them we were thinking we would take the bed you don't mind do you oh i don't
15:59you take one step near that way and i'll cut your hand off
16:12yeah you guys take the bed i'll figure something out
16:29calling it a night already damn you are one eager son of a
16:39what are you doing here bill i thought you'll be starving by now for the last three days
16:44look what i've got for you
16:51i'll make your deal joey one bag of corn for just one night with that big-titted tiny
16:57wasted woman of yours just as she's rolling her eyes back in her head and can barely breathe
17:04are you serious oh yeah well i knew you'd be agreeable like that
17:13besides what kind of limp dick loser like him could satisfy a woman like you
17:20now that bag of corn could feed you all for three days that's a hell of a bargain besides this
17:25one
17:25doesn't seem as sweet on joey as that little bunny lily over there i reckon he can make a smart
17:31choice
17:32get rid of this i'd rather bat my own tongue off than go near you if you're gonna die it'll
17:39be under
17:40me get your filthy hands off me you little ex-gum compared to this animal joey seems almost normal
17:48and yet i kept mocking him looking down on him no wonder he gave up on me maybe that's what
17:55i deserve
18:13you just touched my wife didn't you
18:21are you nuts you dare put your hands on me i'll blow your sorry ass to hell
18:31let's see who gets to hell first now now little lady i didn't mean it like that
18:41you really think i'd only carry one gun with me let's see who's faster on the trigger shall we
18:53i'll take out a loan and pay you back as soon as their affection goes up i swear sorry loans
18:59are not
18:59supported oh now now pretty lady let's not make this rough why don't you take off your clothes kneel
19:08and give me a blow job maybe i'll forget about that punch and let your man here live what do
19:12you think
19:13take it out on me you touch them you'll regret it you can go to hell you arrogant pile of
19:23crap
19:29take it out on me you touch them you'll regret it even with a gun to his head he still
19:36chooses to
19:37protect us even back in the glasses as the governor's daughter no one's ever treated me like this
19:43detecting affection changes isabella 5 to 7 sati 15 to 25 congratulations a new reward is now available
19:53do you still want a gun yes i do then you can go to hell you arrogant pile of crap
20:14what the hell where the hell did you get a gun you don't know half the things i got now
20:19why don't you
20:20apologize to these ladies do you know who my brother is well your brother ain't here so don't
20:28ask me useless questions unless you want to see how fast this gun really is and now we've got two
20:32guns
20:33now tell me which finger did you use to try to touch my wife okay okay look i'm sorry man
20:41i shouldn't
20:41i'm trying to touch your wound i'm sorry my brother's a sheriff he's gonna hear about this screw you joey
21:01are you okay you know this gun's only got one bullet
21:13he actually passed out from fear how embarrassing
21:21well given the situation staying and fainting still beats running away
21:26guess that makes him a man oh my gosh what's it called when someone says one thing and means another
21:33only one bullet in your gun and you still went after that bastard
21:38how to say joey you're one of the bravest men i've ever met
21:44but we're out of bullets now what are we gonna do joey
21:51i have no idea but i'll figure something out
21:56i don't know if you have to do that
21:57affection update sati 25 to 27 lily 25 to 35 isabella 7 to 10 wow that was fast but i
22:07gotta
22:07keep raising their affections and cash in on more of these rewards if i want to survive this savage west
22:19From now on, we get the bed.
22:22You can take the floor.
22:24And, if you're trying to think funny,
22:28I'll make sure you never walk again.
22:31Not that you got any bullets anyways.
22:36Don't worry.
22:38I'll wait until the day you actually want me there.
22:40Three gorgeous wives.
22:42All within arm's reach.
22:44And I can't touch a damn thing.
22:46What kind of a cool joke is this?
22:51Sadie saved him today.
22:53He must like her more now.
22:55I need to do something.
22:57Something to make him see me.
23:04What the heck?
23:05What's going on?
23:07Mr. Joe.
23:10You're a good man.
23:12I want to be your wife.
23:14Trying to win him over, huh?
23:15A man like Joey don't come around often in times like these.
23:19Maybe it's time I make my move.
23:28Sadie can fight for him.
23:30Lily can win him over with her sweetness.
23:31And me, if Joey decides I'm not with the trouble,
23:36what's left for me?
23:38Maybe I should stop holding back, too.
23:41The other girls are sitting right there.
23:43Maybe we should.
23:52Let me do this for you, Mr. Joe.
23:54Let me do this for you.
23:58Come on.
24:01Let me do this for you.
24:07I do.
24:09Let me do this for you.
24:16I say it hurts for you this way.
24:26But I don't want to wake the other girls, so I'll just give you a massage to help you relax.
24:32I hope you don't mind.
24:34Damn, fine.
24:35She's right.
24:37If things get too loud and the other two wake up, I'm screwed.
24:40Their affection would drop fast.
24:42Gotta think long term.
24:44Hold it together, man.
24:47No, it's fine.
24:49You're not ready yet.
24:51When the time comes, we'll do it right.
24:54Thank you, Mr. Joe.
24:56Meeting you is the luckiest thing that's ever happened to me.
25:00Congratulations.
25:01Lily's affection has reached 40.
25:03You've earned a milestone reward.
25:06Wow.
25:07Lily's got it down to an arc.
25:09She's practically built to raise affection points.
25:12Uh, Lily, why don't you tell me about yourself?
25:15I'd love to know more about you.
25:18Hmm.
25:20Sure.
25:21Okay.
25:23My family used to run a ranch until...
25:28When the Northern Army pushed south, a game called the Lucky Wolves followed.
25:33They took our land.
25:35They took everything.
25:37My parents were killed right in front of me.
25:40Help me!
25:41No!
25:42Help!
25:44Help!
25:44And I was the only one who survived.
25:47Don't cry, Lily.
25:48I'll make sure those bastards pay for what they did.
25:58If you get justice for her, Joey, will you do the same for me?
26:14Oh, morning, neighbor.
26:22Oh, man, Joey.
26:23You're not strong.
26:25Bill shot your damn nut clean off.
26:28what the hell are you talking about not your horse remember i bought him a few days ago and
26:34i was going to bring him back today but he snorted at bill and that crazy bastard shot him dead
26:40that bastard he killed my horse i'm gonna kill him you can't go after him his brother clink crook
26:47is the sheriff of this town he's right you can't go out there they're all in on it yeah
26:52sounds like a setup to me they're probably waiting to ambush you figures a real coward after all
27:00if i handle this perfectly and come out looking like a superhero in front of these three their
27:05affection will spike system unlock milestone reward milestone reward unlocked congratulations
27:12you've obtained the skill bullet time and five causality rounds bullet time enhances your
27:19perception making enemies move in slow motion causality rounds guarantee a perfect hit once
27:24fired they will strike the target
27:33perfect just what i needed
27:39nobody kills my horse and gets away with it ladies i'll be back
27:47mr joe please come back safely he's got guts i don't like it guess i'll take along see where
27:55this goes he's braver than i thought i guess i underestimated him look at me cowboy facing dawn
28:02and danger riding up to meet my fate still going in there empty-handed better not get himself killed
28:11oh shit
28:16shit
28:40I'm going to say, tough horse, but the meat ain't half bad.
28:46That horse got what was coming to him, just like it's only will.
28:49A useless piece of shit thinks he can punch me.
28:51You gotta show him what happens when you mess with a crook!
28:54Of course, I'll rough him up for you.
28:57But you gotta understand, Bill, that man's flat busted.
29:00His horse was his whole life.
29:02Now you taking it, he might come back for blood.
29:06He wouldn't buy it if I told him to lick my balls.
29:22You killed my horse, Bill.
29:25Now you're going to pay.
29:27Look who it is, a spineless bastard himself.
29:31This sissy used to cross the street when he saw me coming.
29:36Now he's got the balls to take up.
29:40Sissy, go!
29:41Sissy, go!
29:42Sissy, go!
29:46Clint Crook, the town sheriff.
29:49But look at him, more thug than lawmen.
29:52Hell, he's worse than the outlaws he's supposed to chase.
29:54Well, alright boys, make the sissy bleed.
29:59But don't send him to his grave.
30:02Yet.
30:03You boys probably don't know this,
30:05but Joey's got three gorgeous women waiting at home for him.
30:09I think once we make him bleed, we'll have our way with them, huh?
30:12We are gonna string them up and have our fun!
30:19Oh no, so many of them.
30:21Looks like Joey's as good as dead.
31:01So don't you have to succeed.
31:05He's got to die.
31:05Muy e shocking.
31:16What is he h unsure of?
31:18You
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