00:00If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean
00:03and freaking eat you!
00:04And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
00:08Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean?
00:12Lions don't like water.
00:14If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.
00:18But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa,
00:22coming up against a full-grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?
00:27You lose that battle.
00:28You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
00:31And guess what? You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion.
00:36We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said,
00:39You know what? Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion.
00:43We've developed a system to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family.
00:49And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
00:53How are you going to do that?
00:53We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp.
00:57We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen.
00:59It's not going to be days at a time, but an hour? Hour 45? No problem.
01:04That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen,
01:09and then stalk you.
01:10You just lost your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.
01:17Did that go the way you thought it was going to go?
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