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00:03CUNY ROLE!
00:04In your soul, every body of control!
00:10CUNY ROLE!
00:12CUNY ROLE!
00:13CUNY ROLE!
00:15CUNY ROLE!
00:15Randy Orton, who is in search of a 15th brain!
00:20CUNY ROLE!
00:21So!
00:23What do you want to talk about?
00:25CUNY ROLE!
00:29What a surprise!
00:34WrestleMania weekend!
00:43Don't make me cry, guys. It's not fair.
00:46I am surprised to see you here.
00:49Well, Cody, I want to talk about you.
00:51I want to talk about Randy Orton.
00:53You, me, and Randy, we are multi-generational talent.
00:58Have all taken different paths.
01:00This version of Randy Orton is diabolical.
01:05Your father understood that better than anybody.
01:09You are not your father.
01:15Can't beat of Randy Orton.
01:19Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
01:21Is to be rude to you, but I don't know.
01:25I know he was the legend killer by Merritt.
01:27I know he was putting people's heads off.
01:30So vile on this very show that we can't show it today.
01:33I am not afraid of Randy Orton.
01:36You want to bring up fathers? I'm not mine.
01:38You're right.
01:39You're not yours either.
01:47I am out here because I care about you.
01:52Randy isn't just listening to the voices in his head.
01:55Think like Randy.
01:57And WrestleMania will be the last time as the undisputed champion.
02:03The end.
02:08Stephanie McMahon, I've got two words for you.
02:15I expected or wanted to hear, but something he absolutely needed.
02:19Where is he at?
02:20I need to talk to him.
02:21Right now.
02:22Speaking.
02:23Dan Housen.
02:24Dan Housen.
02:26Where you been at?
02:27My life has been a disaster.
02:29I've been missing flights.
02:30Uncurse me now.
02:31Please.
02:31Uncurse you.
02:32Ten million.
02:33No.
02:34Million dollars.
02:35Tonight I got your front row seats for the Usos in the vision for the tag titles.
02:38It's a street fight.
02:39And we have a special guest commentator.
02:41Hey.
02:42How you doing?
02:43I'm great.
02:43I'm going to go talk that talk.
02:44Yeah.
02:47Both?
02:48Both?
02:52Street fight!
02:56The Usos.
02:58Las Vegas and WrestleMania on the horizon.
03:01The Usos.
03:04Hell.
03:05Hey.
03:06Nice.
03:07At the announce desk, but he wants to make the vision.
03:10At ringside in the front row.
03:11That man, I Show Speed, one of the most popular streamers.
03:13You've been unlucky enough to be cursed by Dan Housen.
03:16I Show Speed.
03:17The Vision.
03:19Of course.
03:20Michael Cole, first of all, you got to get it straight.
03:21They wanted me to stand in this bloodline business.
03:23Paul Hammond has told them in the past, you win gold, you gain power.
03:26Certainly shift things in their favor tonight.
03:28And here we go.
03:29Well, sure.
03:30I mean, if you look in this ring right now, you got main event.
03:32Shea Uso.
03:33Logan Paul, a couple years ago at SummerSlam.
03:35This one be a good day.
03:37Oh, God.
03:38Don't come over here and talk to me.
03:40Oh, and Logan Paul.
03:41Big gym for the most.
03:43Who knows what else is under that ring.
03:45All over this building, they could end up.
03:47Bottom line is, when you've got guys who are that thoughtless, that stupid, that idiotic.
03:51Or put it in the ring.
03:52Oh!
03:53What a shot by Logan Paul.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:57Titles, The Vision.
03:59And the road to WrestleMania.
04:00Oh!
04:01About winning the titles tonight would do wonders for the confidence of The Vision.
04:05Bang!
04:07Stereo's tee it off on Austin Theory.
04:09Turning Monday night.
04:10Defending their gold.
04:11Silver plaques Theory through the table.
04:14Well, he may get more than that.
04:16Being drafted.
04:20Might want to put those down speed.
04:22Oh, no!
04:25And you can tell by his reaction.
04:27By getting the hell out of Dodge, I show.
04:29And a stereo super kick.
04:32Spear!
04:33Jimmy O.
04:34Rips into a right hand.
04:36Got absolutely smoked.
04:37Oh, my God!
04:38Into the color!
04:39We've got new Tag Team Champions!
04:43Police Division acknowledged that they had some hell.
04:45Don't I show, Steve?
04:46You better stick with us, because you've got a very bad LA Knight.
04:48Both Roman Reigns and CM Punk are under the same roof.
04:55The winner of the Royal Rumble is here.
04:59We may very well be looking at our next The Judgment Day's Liv Morgan at WrestleMania.
05:07New York City.
05:10Of the greatest Royal Rumble winner.
05:14Because, Stephanie the Kerr, you're done for, bitch.
05:19But to attack my family?
05:22To attack Daddy Dom?
05:24You don't have any family here, do you?
05:27But meanwhile, you sneak attack me any chance that you get.
05:30This is where I come from.
05:32And where I come from, it's on site!
05:35Tu madre es basura, puta!
05:38And here comes the world champ!
05:40We got a New York throwdown!
05:42And here we go!
05:43Morgan going right after McHair!
05:44And this may not work out as well as Liv Thorn!
05:48Oh!
05:50Some lines just shouldn't be crossed.
05:53Walked through hell and made it.
05:54Hey, wait a minute!
05:55From behind!
05:57Roxanne Perez is back!
05:59Hey, look at Roxanne!
06:04Oblivion!
06:05Under the chair!
06:06It appears that way.
06:07The actions of Liv Morgan as Roxanne.
06:12Brothers from other mothers, bro.
06:13You and I.
06:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:14I didn't mean to get involved.
06:15You know, I was just...
06:16Whatever you meant to do, it doesn't matter!
06:18It doesn't matter!
06:19You have real enemies!
06:20Trust me, I know!
06:21I know, because I have enemies!
06:22You don't understand?
06:23I can't!
06:24I can't, dude!
06:25You're good.
06:25I'm telling you, bro.
06:26You're with the vision!
06:28They will protect...
06:29Get him!
06:30How you feel about rib eye?
06:31You're gonna be fine!
06:32You're gonna be fine!
06:34Oh!
06:36What?!
06:36Have I checked my email?
06:37That's what I said.
06:39Did you send me an email and ask me out on a date?
06:41That's not what the email's about.
06:42Maybe you could type out a memo and send it to me via email.
06:47I have no doubt.
06:50We've already seen the men crown new tag team champions tonight.
06:54Power to Lash Legend and Nia Jax, two of the most powerful women.
06:58A raven.
07:01Yeah.
07:01To the next level.
07:03And neither of these women is showing any sign of slowing down.
07:06Match has been held inside Madison Square Garden.
07:10Tonight.
07:10Who's prior to this matchup.
07:12Oh!
07:12But then you have to deal.
07:13And she just grows with confidence.
07:15Comes into the ring.
07:16The two-time world tag team champion Lyra Valkyria.
07:21Lyra.
07:21If you're taking a high risk, this could be a great...
07:24Lyra Valkyria would win the tag title.
07:26Love to follow suit.
07:27But on the other hand, if Bayley and Lyra...
07:29I don't know how you find a path with this little time left.
07:33Look at this.
07:33Nice double team.
07:35Goes line to Bayley and a back elbow.
07:38Nia Jax, the original.
07:39Lyra able to escape out the back door.
07:42Bayley makes the tag.
07:43She's now legal.
07:44And here comes Bayley!
07:45And Bayley with a suicide dive.
07:47The towel into our laps.
07:48I would have settled for a little Nia Jax.
07:50And a follow-up drop kick.
07:52Takes down Legend.
07:53Pinfall or submission, which has to happen.
07:55Tag made to Lash.
07:56And now on the other side, right in front of us.
07:59Coast to coast.
08:00Little things happen out here.
08:01Oh, and look at the knee planted right in the spine.
08:04Valkyria.
08:05Especially someone with the power of Legend.
08:07With one arm, Cole.
08:08To feel their championship dreams slipping through their fingers.
08:12Oh, my goodness.
08:14We saw moments ago Nia Jax got a little overconfident.
08:16Sling up Valkyria.
08:18Big time Samoan to retain.
08:22And as technically skilled as Lyra is.
08:25Showing off her power.
08:26Went for radical suplex.
08:27And Lyra tagged to Bayley.
08:30From the second turnbuckle.
08:32Big bow to the face.
08:34That'll break a nose.
08:36Good God, what a kick.
08:37And Nia with a massive.
08:39Bayley somehow got the shoulder up.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42Bayley showing some power of her own.
08:44Making the climb to the middle rope.
08:47And Lash Legend breaks it up.
08:51Nikki and Bree the Bellas.
08:53Talking about how red hot the tag team division has been.
08:56We got a tag title match going on.
08:58Lyra sending to Charlotte and Alexa.
09:00Oh, my goodness.
09:02Legend has Nikki Bella spines.
09:05Continues.
09:06Lyra now.
09:07Pop up and down.
09:09Headbutt.
09:09And now the queen.
09:10And this match isn't underway anymore.
09:12Yeah, but there went Lyra and Bayley's opportunity to become champion.
09:16Bellas and Charlotte and Alexa got down here.
09:19Big.
09:19Rocks the job.
09:20Nia Jax.
09:21Bliss.
09:22We got a melee in Manhattan.
09:25Bayley and now.
09:26Lash sent out.
09:27The match.
09:29The match.
09:30The match is in the way.
09:31Well, thing is really out of control.
09:33Brock Lesnar is here.
09:36Live on Raw.
09:41Yeah, that's a lot of humans.
09:43I am the world's most famous wrestler, Dan Housen, who's walking around Times Square.
09:48What if Dan Housen, speaking of Madison Square Garden, shall return July 18th for a Saturday
09:56night's main event?
09:58Should Dan Housen reveal what might be under this?
10:01Cannon Housen 2.0!
10:03Boom!
10:05Boom!
10:05Ha ha ha!
10:06You are cursed!
10:18Okay, two weeks from Saturday, WrestleMania gotten the best of the Beast Incarnate.
10:25There is no doubt.
10:26What about Brock?
10:30Ladies and gentlemen, baddest dude walking the face of the planet.
10:36Brock Lesnar!
10:44Brock Lesnar came out to have a Beast Conversation with Oba Femi.
10:51Decided to pick a fight.
10:53Brock is dressed to fight.
10:58That man leaves a puddle in the ring.
11:01Enough!
11:03Get your ass out here right now!
11:07I said with all due respect, Brock, I'm sorry.
11:12If you please leave the ring.
11:15It's nuts.
11:31Well, no security guard is going to stop the ruler.
11:34Brock Lesnar waits for combat.
11:36Oh my God!
11:39Not a comfortable place for Lesnar to be in.
11:42Oh my God!
11:43Oh my God!
11:45Oh my God!
11:46Oh my God!
11:52Oh my God!
11:56Oh my God!
11:57Oh my God!
11:58Oh my God!
12:00Oh my God!
12:02Oh my God!
12:03Oh my God!
12:04Oh my God!
12:05Oh my God!
12:06Oh my God!
12:07Oh my God!
12:07Oh my God!
12:08Oh my God!
12:08Oh my God!
12:08Oh my God!
12:08Oh my God!
12:08Oh my God!
12:09Oh my God!
12:10Oh my God!
12:11Oh my God!
12:12Raw. I've done some things I'm not exactly proud of. You learn one thing. You ran my
12:17playbook against me. I was the one to step in and step up for you. I helped create that
12:23jackass. I'm responsible for destroying you at WrestleMania.
12:37Penta once again will put the Intercontinental title on the line. First ever defense of the
12:42Intercontinental Championship in AAA. And again it may be Kofi Kingston heading
12:47down to AAA to defend the gold. Carmelo Hayes who lost to Sami Zayn this past
12:59Friday night. Penta who vowed to defend his title. April 11th down in Mexico City for
13:04the first time ever in the Triple. For a minute I'm wondering do you think he's
13:07finally capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Boom! Oh nice TD team.
13:12Cover now by Kofi. Hook of the leg. Penta kicks out. This is the third time two men have met
13:18in the ring.
13:19Invited into the new day. You've got... Oh! Into the cover. Kofi Kingston gonna kick out at two.
13:25You cannot think of a WrestleMania season. And Kofi now. Nice move. Penta with a kick right to the ear.
13:32Penta off the second. No way. No way. Oh! And a back drop. Remember it was Walter last week.
13:37Here comes the challenger. What a splash. I mean this man is a true rags to riches story.
13:42Practically starving Continental Champion. And now defending that title inside the championship has
13:46been so important to WWE. Kingston now looking to win again. And a kick out by Penta. Kofi Kingston
13:53would love to become Intercontinental Champion. So much. He looks to win his first Intercontinental
13:58title in 14 years. This is for the SOS. Oh my god. For the title. Penta kicks out.
14:05He's trying to get over. Oh and Kingston again into a cover. And again Penta's got a kick out.
14:10And Kofi. And Kofi goes right onto the announce table. Penta. Mexican Destroyer.
14:15To the top rope. Oh! Kingston caught him. Kick out by Penta.
14:21Penta face first to the mat. And to reposition. Mexican Destroyer. Penta retains.
14:29The Intercontinental Championship means everything to Penta.
14:34The WrestleMania just a couple of weeks away. Is there any chance you could
14:39enlighten us? A WrestleMania. My title hands above the ring.
14:45Because up there is not your world. That's my kingdom.
14:50Light and march!
14:52In Salem!
14:54Go! Go! Go!
14:55Up there is not your world. It's my kingdom.
14:59The mustard on the pastrami. Then you close the canal. I'll call you back.
15:03Where is Brock? Where is Brock? But the beast has left.
15:08And I noticed you were on your phone. Did you happen to see any again?
15:12Don't do emails. Emails are a recap. We keep our nose in the gutter. That's how we know.
15:17Okay. I smell the stench of a corporate.
15:21If you think that one's bad. Out in the ring. Now.
15:24Roman Reigns and CM Punk live once again.
15:34Still your Intercontinental Champion. But thanks to Finn Balor, he cost me that opportunity to get my title back.
15:44You better believe there will only be one man standing tall. Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
15:56Before I was so rudely interrupted. What is the lighting guy from New Jersey or something?
16:03To do something special for all of you. Have you checked your email today?
16:09I'm a goat. I'm a hall of famer. I see the future. Boston police has dropped charges against Seth.
16:20I'm the last manager standing and Madison Square Garden can testify. Promoter standing from the 1990s.
16:30Then you also read in your email. Seth is medically clear to compete.
16:38Oh no. Rollins with a chair. Visionary strikes down the Oracle.
16:47Wait a minute. Is that? Yeah. It's Gunther. Gunther. Gunther attacking Rollins from behind.
16:55And Rollins now fading. Sleasley.
17:14La Ruda. Raquel. Raquel.
17:20Rodriguez. Stop him into oblivion. And from out of nowhere, Gunther.
17:23Assume that it will be Gunther and Rollins at Wrestlemania.
17:27Rollins are great as well. Add him to the list, right?
17:33And Raquel Rodriguez of the Judgment Day prepared for one.
17:37With Kairi Sane. Well, Io is just trying to pull.
17:40Raquel got involved. Drops Raquel Rodriguez.
17:44That was a nice drop kick. Still fighting. Oh, what a close lob.
17:48But she is as freakishly strong as she is.
17:51Ooh. Raquel just stops it each and every time.
17:54Oh, and Io nice counter. Moons off on the second rope.
17:58No one is more comfortable than the genius of the sky.
18:02And a big elbow drop by Raquel. And another one by Rodriguez.
18:07Forcing Io at two and a half.
18:09To be downright ruthless. And as we talked about a few minutes ago,
18:11Io able to fight out of that predicament and gets...
18:13Those elbows in the corner look like you trying to start your lawnmower.
18:16Has really showed Raquel the ropes. We're looking at the results.
18:19Fall away slam, as you mentioned JBL earlier.
18:22Oh! Io roll up now, Raquel. Stop right to the midsection.
18:27Raquel usually gets the job done a little sooner than Io. We know that.
18:31Drop. Pull a train attack.
18:34Io from the top rope. And Raquel!
18:38And out, Raquel. Oh, just...
18:40Hoisting up Io. Great counter.
18:42And again, a stop by Sky.
18:44When you're dealing with someone as strong as Raquel, and here comes...
18:47Look at Kyrie. She looks scared of...
18:48Kyrie, what are you doing? Raquel, though!
18:51Going out, top rope.
18:53Oh, what a DDT.
18:55Another bullet train attack from...
18:57She's had an out, but she wipes out Asuka.
19:00With a Tehada bomb.
19:03Raquel with the win.
19:05Over Io Sky, Alfea with a little outside to host Wrestlemania.
19:10I've said it before, I'll say it again.
19:12I'm going to Wrestlemania!
19:14I've known you for a long time since you arrived at the Performance Center.
19:17I got to keep it real with you.
19:18I want to know what you think your late grandmother.
19:21What's she thinking about you going to Wrestlemania?
19:23Yeah.
19:23All right, but she would tell me two things.
19:26Have fun, be safe, and a lot of it matters.
19:28But guess what?
19:29Then y'all are gonna be ready to get wicked.
19:31Oh, wait, we gotta save it.
19:33Okay.
19:33I'm excited, and that boy is...
19:36Of Gunther, oh, Adam, Adam, actually, uh, perfect.
19:38Do you have any sort of update on his status?
19:40He's hurting, but you heard me say it.
19:42He is medically clear, and he's looking for a receipt at Wrestlemania.
19:45It will be Seth freaking Rollins, one-on-one with the ring general of Gunther.
19:53Gunther, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
20:01One to the sky at the Garden.
20:04At Wrestlemania, the blood is so bad.
20:07Known as Wrestlemania!
20:09In the main event.
20:11CM Punk was laughing about it.
20:13Punk believes he's in Reigns' head.
20:17In the house did Bruno build.
20:32New York City, acknowledge me.
20:41Tape and fire in his eyes.
20:45Punk into the ring.
20:46Here we go.
20:47And underway.
20:48WrestleMania come early.
20:51Reigns taking Punk.
20:53Emotion oozing out of the port.
20:55Reigns sent out of the top.
20:56Up to the floor.
20:58And now bouncing Roman off the run-out table.
21:00We got officials pouring out from backstage.
21:03And Punk's got Reigns reeling.
21:06And Roman Reigns now fighting back.
21:09Reigns now sending Pierce and all these officials.
21:12Punk with Reigns up in a go-to-sleep position.
21:16Not for long.
21:18Tape and run.
21:20Again, we're all going to sleep, connecting.
21:25Punk wants to punish Roman.
21:28And Roman now, Punk through the table.
21:36Enough.
21:38Roman.
21:40Roman Reigns.
21:42From the end of it.
21:43Punk out of there.
21:44And there's that clays.
21:48The damnedest thing I've ever seen.
21:50It has been a long, long time.
21:53To WrestleMania.
21:55Come to WrestleMania for me.
21:59We'll be here for the last half.
22:00We'll be right inside.
22:00We'll be right inside.
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