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A twenty seven minute video about all the original TV promos for the 2003 Teen Titans which we always love. Enjoy!
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00:00Five young fighters band together to take on the Earth's toughest challenges, like finding the remote control.
00:09It's gotta be around here someplace.
00:11Teen Titans, premieres Saturday, July 19th at 9 on Cartoon Network.
00:15I'm Robin, leader of the Teen Titans.
00:18Titans, go!
00:19Defending the Earth? That's the easy part.
00:22If you want a real challenge, try living in a giant T with four total slobs.
00:27We'd never survive without my leadership skills.
00:30I don't even know why you're on this team.
00:32That makes two words. I quit.
00:35What? He was being a jerk.
00:37Teen Titans, a new series about finding the truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
00:42On your Saturday, July 19th at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
00:45I'm Raven. People ask me what it's like to be a Teen Titan.
00:50It's a job.
00:51Why should I get all emotional about defending the Earth?
00:53People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.
00:58People think I don't care about the other Titans.
01:00What?
01:00We need to control our emotions.
01:03Or what? Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?
01:06Can you blame me?
01:08Teen Titans, a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
01:12Premieres Saturday, July 19th at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
01:16I'm Cyborg, one of the Teen Titans.
01:18We defend the Earth from the nastiest guns in the universe.
01:22What's our secret? Hard work?
01:24Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?
01:26Standing by our teammates?
01:28Loser.
01:29Jerk.
01:30And three simple words.
01:31Never give up.
01:33Don't you guys get it?
01:34They won.
01:35We lost.
01:36It's over.
01:37Teen Titans, a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
01:42Teen Titans, premieres Saturday at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
01:46Cartoon Network presents a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
01:56Go!
01:57Teen Titans, premieres Saturday at 9, on Cartoon Network.
02:01I am the Teen Titan they call Starfire.
02:04My friends and I enjoy reading poetry, watching movies.
02:07What sort of movie shall we view?
02:09Action.
02:10Comedy.
02:11Sci-fi.
02:11And sometimes even dancing.
02:13You really should apologize after stepping on someone's foot.
02:16Life with my friends is very fun until somebody makes me angry.
02:21You do not want to make me angry.
02:23Teen Titans, a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
02:29Coming up next, only on Cartoon Network.
02:32I'm Beast Boy, one of the Teen Titans.
02:35People say my superpower is turning into any animal, but I think it's my killer jokes.
02:39Beast Boy, what's up?
02:41Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
02:43They keep the other Titans' morale up.
02:45She thinks I'm funny.
02:46Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
02:49The animal thing is just for parties.
02:52You get it?
02:53Party animal?
02:54Teen Titans, a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
02:59Saturdays at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
03:03Five young fighters drawn from the corners of the universe.
03:09When they band together, they become the world's most superb fighting force and take on the Earth's toughest challenges.
03:20Like finding the remote control.
03:23How could you lose the remote?
03:24What makes you so sure I lost it?
03:27Cartoon Network presents...
03:30Starfire.
03:31You love me, my friend.
03:33Cyborg.
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35Back in the lead.
03:36Beast Boy.
03:37Yo, who's turn to do dishes?
03:40Raven.
03:40This party is pointless.
03:43Everything's pointless.
03:44Wanna go talk about it?
03:45And Robin.
03:46Loser.
03:47Jerk.
03:48What did we do today?
03:49In a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
03:56Teen Titans, Sunday at 10, only on Cartoon Network.
04:02Cartoon Network presents...
04:04Starfire.
04:05You must meet my friends.
04:07Cyborg.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09Back in the lead.
04:10Beast Boy.
04:11Yo.
04:11Who's turn to do dishes?
04:13Raven.
04:14This party is pointless.
04:16And Robin.
04:17Loser.
04:17Jerk.
04:18What did you say?
04:19In a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
04:24Teen Titans.
04:26Teen Titans, tonight at 10, only on Cartoon Network.
04:30Teen Titans!
04:33Five young fighters drawn from the corners of the universe.
04:39When they band together, they become the world's most superb fighting force.
04:46And take on the Earth's toughest challenges.
04:50Like finding the remote control.
04:53How could you lose the remote?
04:54What makes you so sure I lost it?
04:58Cartoon Network presents...
05:01Starfire.
05:01You must meet my friends.
05:03Cyborg.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:05Back in the lead.
05:07Beast Boy.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Who's turn to do dishes?
05:10Waving.
05:11This party is pointless.
05:13Everything's pointless.
05:15Want to talk about it?
05:16Act one.
05:17Loser.
05:18Jerk.
05:18What did you say?
05:19In a new series about fighting for truth.
05:22Trostas and the last slice of pizza.
05:26Teen Titans.
05:28Saturdays at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
05:33Cartoon Network presents...
05:35Starfire.
05:36You must meet my friends.
05:37Cyborg.
05:38Oh, yeah.
05:39Back in the lead.
05:40Beast Boy.
05:41Yo, who's turn to do dishes?
05:44Raven.
05:44This party is pointless.
05:46And Robin.
05:47Loser.
05:48Jerk.
05:49What did you say?
05:50In a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
05:55Teen Titans, tonight at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
06:01Teen Titans!
06:03Five young fighters drawn from the corners of the universe.
06:09When they band together, they become the world's most superb fighting force and take on the Earth's toughest challenges.
06:20Like finding the remote control.
06:23How could you lose the remote?
06:25What makes you so sure I lost it?
06:28Cartoon Network presents...
06:31Starfire.
06:32You must meet my friends.
06:33Cyborg.
06:34Oh, yeah.
06:35Back in the lead.
06:37Beast Boy.
06:38Yo, who's turn to do dishes?
06:40Raven.
06:41This party is pointless.
06:43Everything's pointless.
06:45Want to talk about it?
06:46And Robin.
06:47Loser.
06:48Jerk.
06:48What did you say?
06:49In a new series about fighting for truth, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
06:56Tall Titans, tonight at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
07:01Take them!
07:02We go to check on them.
07:04Uh, Raven?
07:05They find themselves trapped inside her mysterious mirror.
07:10Where are we?
07:11Can Raven pull herself together and help them find a way home?
07:15Stay focused.
07:17An all-new episode of Team Titans premieres tonight at 9.
07:22On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, Slade has set a trap for the Titans, and the fate
07:29sounds very scary.
07:31I'm sure you're all familiar with the...
07:33On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, Starfire's sister Blackfire comes to town.
07:40Sister!
07:42And Troublesuit follows her.
07:45Where's Starfire?
07:47That's the trouble.
07:47But as the Titans fight to rescue Starfire, their problems are just beginning.
07:52You are all under arrest.
07:54Uh, you can't be the good guys.
07:57We're the good guys.
07:58It's a new episode of Team Titans premieres Saturday at 9, only on Cartoon Network.
08:04On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, Raven loses her cool.
08:10If that's possible...
08:11Raven, what did you do?
08:14When Cyborg and Beast Boy go to check on them...
08:17Uh, Raven?
08:18They find themselves trapped inside her mysterious mirror.
08:22Where are we?
08:24Can Raven pull herself together and help them find a way home?
08:28Stay focused.
08:29An all-new episode of Team Titans premieres tonight at 9.
08:35On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, the boys have been captured and are under control of the
08:41puppet king.
08:42These are your friends.
08:44Then his magic spell switches up Raven and Starfire.
08:47The girls must master each other's powers in order to save the boys.
08:51What if they find us?
08:52What if our friends are doomed?
08:54What if I am stuck looking like this forever?
08:57And themselves.
08:58What's wrong with the way I look?
09:00Nothing.
09:00An all-new episode of Team Titans premieres next Saturday at 9.
09:04Team Titans!
09:06On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, things are not going swimmingly just outside the city.
09:15Beast Boy, ready to go?
09:16It's Beast Boy's time to shine.
09:18But he's not the only fish in the sea.
09:20I'm Aqualad.
09:21Okay, dude, what is your problem?
09:24What is your problem?
09:25Can he and Aqualad work together to save the day?
09:28Got it!
09:29Hold your breath.
09:31An all-new episode of Team Titans premieres Saturday at 9.
09:35Come on!
09:36Cartoon Network presents...
09:38Starfire.
09:39You must meet my friends!
09:41Cyborg.
09:42Oh, yeah! Back in the league!
09:44Beast Boy.
09:45Yo! Who's turned to do dishes?
09:47Raven.
09:48This party is pointless.
09:51Everything's pointless.
09:52Want to go talk about it?
09:53And Robin.
09:54Loser.
09:55Jerk.
09:56What did you say?
09:57In a new series about fighting for truth, trust us, and the last slice of pizza.
10:03Tall Titans.
10:06On the next all-new episode of Team Titans, Slade has set a trap for the Titans, and the bait
10:13sounds very scary.
10:15I'm sure you're all familiar with the Chromatop.
10:17Detivator.
10:18No!
10:19Uh-oh.
10:19It's a crew-time coordinator.
10:21The gang goes for it, while Robin goes for Slade.
10:25It's over, Slade.
10:26This is a better beginning.
10:29Moment of truth, y'all.
10:30A all-new episode of Team Titans premieres Saturday at 9.
10:39Who says kids today don't get enough exercise?
10:45Team Titans, the second season.
10:47New episodes start Saturday at 9 on Cartoon Network.
10:55Robin, please respond.
10:58I don't want to hurt you.
11:00We need to control our emotions.
11:03Don't you guys get it?
11:04They won.
11:05We lost.
11:06When the team titles are finished.
11:09It's over.
11:15I wish Robin were here.
11:19I made a mistake, Starfire.
11:22It won't happen again, and he won't get away with it.
11:25I promise.
11:26It's a force.
11:28Enjoy your time on the stage while it lasts, my friend.
11:35You're taking a force.
11:40Team Titans, the second season.
11:42New episodes start January 10th on Cartoon Network.
11:50Team Titans, the second season.
12:16Team Titans, the second season.
12:18Tonight at 9 on Cartoon Network.
12:24On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
12:27even in the throes of battle,
12:28the Titans are on the lookout for a good time.
12:32Rick and Scary is out on video?
12:34But what's fun for some might be a little scary for others.
12:39Now let's see.
12:40Who's a queen of denial here?
12:43Admit it.
12:43You are totally scared.
12:45I don't do fear.
12:47Never let them see you sweat.
12:49An all-new episode of Team Titans
12:51premieres Saturday at 9.
12:55On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
12:58Killer Moth, Fang, and Kitten are wreaking havoc on the city,
13:01but the Titans have something they want.
13:03Right, Robin?
13:04Or should we say,
13:05Robbie P?
13:06A new episode of Team Titans premieres Saturday at 9.
13:18Oh, sure.
13:19It's all fun and games.
13:20Sweet.
13:22Until somebody gets hurt.
13:24Then it's time to go to work.
13:32Team Titans, the second season.
13:35Saturdays at 9 on Cartoon Network.
13:39On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
13:43Starfire's life was going great
13:45until she started throwing the horn,
13:47the scales,
13:48the scary long nails.
13:52Interesting fashion statement.
13:54Nice looker.
13:56Will the Titans accept her new look?
13:59Starfire.
13:59What's going on?
14:00I have got to go.
14:02Or must she leave her friends forever?
14:05An all-new episode of Team Titans
14:07premieres Saturday at 9.
14:10On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
14:13Terra's back.
14:14Well, if it isn't my favorite little rock and roller.
14:16She wants to join the team.
14:18Isn't that awesome?
14:19Super.
14:20Now something's going down underground
14:22and the Titans might need her help.
14:25I got it.
14:27But has she gotten power over her?
14:29Well, powers?
14:31I know what I'm doing.
14:32Trust me.
14:33Too dangerous.
14:34Someone could get hurt.
14:35An all-new episode of Team Titans
14:37premieres Saturday at 9.
14:39On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
14:42who can resist competing in
14:43the Tournament of Heroes?
14:45The tournament begins.
14:46But it might not be worth it.
14:49Winning ain't everything.
14:50A new episode of Team Titans
14:52premieres Saturday at 9.
14:54On the next all-new episode of Team Titans,
14:58cyborg's mechanical muscles
14:59can only do so much.
15:02Come on, push!
15:03I can't!
15:05He's going to take more than his robotic mind
15:06to outspart this mechanized menace.
15:10Atlas never loses.
15:12It's the first time in.
15:14It seems you have reached your liberty.
15:18Time to take it up a notch.
15:21An all-new episode of Team Titans
15:23premieres Saturday at 9.
15:24Every superhero needs a great battle cry.
15:27Titans, press start!
15:28It was tough to find the right one.
15:30Rock and roll!
15:31Thunder pie!
15:32Double arigato!
15:34I had almost given up.
15:35Just go.
15:36That's it!
15:37Titans, go!
15:38Team Titans!
15:40This Saturday at 9, 8 central and pacific
15:42here on Kids WB.
15:43Game taken!
15:46They are five teenagers on patrol.
15:49United to fight evil
15:51and protect their city.
15:52Titans, go!
15:53Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven, and Robin.
15:57Together they will battle the forces
15:59of a villain named Slade.
16:01They're young, they're strong,
16:03and they've got game.
16:06You want to pass me,
16:07but you can't pass me.
16:08You can't pass me.
16:09You pass me!
16:10Catch Team Titans on Kids WB.
16:16Titans, go!
16:18They're a super force.
16:21Fighting for truth.
16:22Sin thought.
16:23Justice.
16:24Yes!
16:25And the Titan way.
16:29Teen Titans, all new next Saturday
16:32at its new time.
16:339, 8 central and pacific on Kids WB.
16:37Teen Titans, go!
16:38They're brave.
16:40I don't do fear.
16:41They're strong.
16:42And they can put the collar on any criminal.
16:46Anybody got a gigantic rolled-up newspaper?
16:48No, almost.
16:51Teen Titans, all new next Saturday
16:53at 9, 8 central and pacific on Kids WB.
16:57They are five teenagers on patrols.
17:00United to fight evil and protect their city.
17:03Titans, go!
17:04Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven, and Robin.
17:08Together, they will battle the forces of a villain named Slade.
17:12They're young.
17:12They're strong.
17:14And they've got game.
17:16You want to pass me?
17:18But you can't pass me.
17:19You can't pass.
17:20You pass me!
17:21Teen Titans, today at 9.30, right here on Kids WB.
17:27Just keep your eyes peeled for the pop-up Teen Titans Tower.
17:30Whenever you see it, try to decode the hero hideout password.
17:33Then go to kidswb.com and enter the password.
17:36And remember, your hint can pop up anywhere.
17:38Like here.
17:39Or here.
17:39But that's not all.
17:40We're also giving away 100 Bandai Teen Titans launch tower play sets
17:44and 400 Bandai Teen Titans battling machines.
17:47So make sure you watch Kids WB this Saturday
17:49for your chance to win your very own hero hideout
17:52in the Teen Titans Hero Hideout Sweepstance.
17:54Titans, go!
17:57Titans, go!
18:29On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans,
18:33Slade is back.
18:35Robin's sure of it.
18:38Slade.
18:39The dude fell into a pit of lava.
18:41Who lives through something like that?
18:43But the rest of the Titans, they ain't afraid of no ghost.
18:47There is no Slade.
18:49I knew what I saw!
18:50Relax, brother.
18:52I'm not going anywhere.
18:54An older episode of Teen Titans premieres this Saturday at 8 on Toonami.
19:02Five teenage superheroes.
19:05Titans, go!
19:07Secret identities and none.
19:10You're at a force.
19:11Cannot protect you forever!
19:13Schoolwork as if.
19:15No!
19:16Angst plenty.
19:18Titans, trouble.
19:19Whoa!
19:20Come on, bitch!
19:21We gotta get out of here!
19:23Team Titans, coming up next.
19:26Welcome to the big time.
19:28Isn't that awesome?
19:29Super.
19:30Only Toonami.
19:32On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
19:35Fine work, apprentice.
19:37Terra, headstrong and headed in the wrong direction.
19:41You attempted to annihilate us.
19:43Did you think we would take it personally?
19:46It might be too late to turn it all around,
19:48unless she's true to herself and her powers.
19:52Now, shall we finish them all?
19:55Terra, no!
19:57An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres tonight at 8.
20:01Teen Titans!
20:03X marks the spot.
20:04On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
20:07Thanks for the suit.
20:09Whoever's inside that suit is my responsibility.
20:12The revival of Red X was not part of Robin's plan.
20:16Catch you later.
20:17I won't let you get away with this.
20:20And the X marks more trouble than he ever imagined.
20:23Who should I destroy first?
20:26An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres this Saturday at 8.
20:31Teen Titans!
20:33On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
20:37Going somewhere?
20:38Starfire has an announcement.
20:41I am leaving for Tamarind.
20:43Or two.
20:44I am... getting married.
20:46What?
20:47Did you know about this?
20:48But there's something funny about this engagement.
20:53Groom included.
20:54Now smile pretty for your new hubby.
20:57An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres this Saturday at 8.
21:02Teen Titans!
21:03On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
21:06Hmm.
21:07Isn't there a computer around here that can play this game?
21:10Beast Boy wants to have a little fun.
21:12No.
21:13What's wrong with that?
21:14Not sweet.
21:15What?
21:16No!
21:17No!
21:18Fire!
21:18Unleashing a ravenous virus inside of his best friend?
21:21Maybe.
21:22A virus?
21:23Beast Boy, this is serious.
21:25We need gravy!
21:26And plenty of it!
21:27An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres this Saturday at 8.
21:32Oh!
21:32Oh my!
21:34Cancel your plans.
21:36Oh!
21:36Gotta go!
21:37Do your chores.
21:39Then, glue your eyes to the best action show around.
21:43Attack!
21:44The Titans are back with all-new episodes.
21:47We're ready for you.
21:49Ain't life grand?
21:50Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day.
21:53All-new episodes of Teen Titans premiere Saturday, June 4th at 8.
21:59Booyah!
22:00To first lecture only.
22:02Toonami.
22:03On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans, Robin's got the skills to take down just about
22:10anyone.
22:11You're going down.
22:13Not bad for a guy who normally wears tights, but even he has more lessons to learn.
22:19You take things much too seriously.
22:21An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres tonight at 8.
22:25Sounds like a plan.
22:27Only to Booyah!
22:29Things aren't always what they seem.
22:33On the next all-new episode of Teen...
22:36On the next Teen Titans, Cyborg's new toys are pretty cool.
22:42Megaponic sound.
22:43Ultra plasma display.
22:45Don't you want to hear the new equalizer?
22:46But when they send them 5,000 years into the past, he'll have to rely on more than gadgets
22:52to get back home.
22:54Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way.
22:56An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres this Saturday at 8.
23:00Out of my way!
23:01In charge of...
23:04Only to Booyah!
23:05Only to Booyah!
23:06Teen Titans, Cyborg's new toys are pretty cool.
23:10Megaponic sound.
23:12Ultra plasma display.
23:13Don't you want to hear the new equalizer?
23:15But when they send them 5,000 years into the past, he'll have to rely on more than gadgets
23:21to get back home.
23:22Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way.
23:24An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres next.
23:29Out of my way!
23:30In charge of...
23:32Only to Booyah!
23:35On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
23:39That's three number one, sender number two.
23:41Beast Boy even get a job to score this sweet ride.
23:45The sweetest mocha I've ever built.
23:47But something's weird about his new boss.
23:50That's great, Billy.
23:51Because who'd hire him?
23:53What is this place?
23:55An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres next Saturday at 8.
24:00Only Toonami.
24:02Want fries with that?
24:04Titans, go!
24:06The Titans are back for a whole new fight.
24:10Teen Titans, new episodes premiering July 31st at 8 p.m.
24:16School's out forever.
24:18Only Toonami.
24:22Trevor!
24:22No homework.
24:25No chores.
24:28Titans, go!
24:30No bad guys allowed.
24:33Game over.
24:34The Titans are at it again.
24:37And they're back with an all-new season.
24:40Teen Titans.
24:42New episodes premiering July 31st at 8 p.m.
24:46The kids are all right.
24:48The kids are all right.
24:49Only Toonami.
24:51On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans, Raven's father has no need for her now.
24:57Farewell, daughter.
25:01But her friends need her more than ever.
25:04But Bud can't take much more kiki.
25:06It can and it will.
25:09Booyah!
25:10No!
25:11An all-new episode of Teen Titans, Saturday at 8.
25:15Daddy's little girl is all grown up.
25:18Only Toonami.
25:22On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans, Raven's father has finished with her and thinks
25:30the Titans are done as well.
25:32There's nothing left.
25:33What's the point?
25:34Hope, that's the point.
25:36But nobody's giving up without a fight.
25:38It's the end of the world.
25:40Did you think it would be easy?
25:41An all-new episode of Teen Titans, Saturday at 8.
25:45Sam, don't!
25:46Don't get too comfy.
25:47Try Don.
25:48Only Toonami.
25:49Team Titan!
25:56With an all-new season of bad guys getting clocked and their faces getting rocked.
26:01That's the way we do things.
26:02All in the name of justice.
26:04You have no idea what we can handle.
26:07You know how they do.
26:09All-new episodes of Teen Titans start Saturday, September 24th at 8.
26:13Titans!
26:14Doom Patrol!
26:15Come here!
26:16Together, everyone achieves more.
26:18Only Toonami.
26:22On the next all-new episode of Teen Titans...
26:25Doom Patrol!
26:26Attack!
26:27The Doom Patrol needs the Titans' help against their greatest foe.
26:32Persistence, aren't they?
26:33And they're getting it, whether they like it or not.
26:36Well, from the looks of things, you need all the help.
26:38You're gonna get it.
26:39An all-new episode of Teen Titans premieres next Saturday at 8.
26:44Let's do this!
26:45Nobody puts Beast Boy in a corner.
26:48Only Toonami.
26:50In Tokyo, Japan, there's a master villain no one seems to know about.
26:54But he's reached out across the globe and sent the Titans a message.
26:58Pack your things.
27:00We're heading for Tokyo.
27:01Will they be heroes in this foreign land?
27:03Or seen as unwanted criminals?
27:05Robin has been arrested!
27:08Follow the Titans in their first feature-length adventure.
27:11Teen Titans Trouble in Tokyo.
27:13Next Saturday at 7.30.
27:15Nowhere to run.
27:16Nowhere to hide.
27:18Toonami on Cartoon Network.