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00:00:06Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted!
00:00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the NFL.
00:00:27So they are, 20!
00:00:29Yes, Ted, go!
00:00:42Oh my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear I can still walk out, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Ted. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet, hey!
00:01:13Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24Hey, please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach West's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:13Free it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:26Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:28Come on!
00:02:29Come on!
00:02:31Come on!
00:02:32Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:3442-15!
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win!
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's all!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52His plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Bus?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:34Wait!
00:03:34This is Wes's jacket.
00:03:36And his whistle?
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:01West!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06West!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:09Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?!
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?!
00:04:24It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:46Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:35Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All we should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:58Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:03Yes!
00:07:04Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Interesting case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback.
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Yeah, well, Marika.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:39Si, Marika.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Boo!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:09You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the drive.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So if that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:57Exactly.
00:09:00That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:18Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32Yes, sir.
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:56You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:08Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:14Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Hey then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me?
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:33You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you.
00:11:31If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:50Touchdown!
00:11:52That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:02You're looking like a dead stalker!
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:11You want to win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of!
00:12:14If I was in this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:17Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:19You keep these fucking dudes!
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:36Woo!
00:12:37Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:49The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:57Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home! You're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Get it!
00:13:09You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:16Then you, your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:20How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:25nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss!
00:13:27We just got careless the last two games.
00:13:30Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:33Oh, right!
00:13:34Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:38You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking million you require!
00:13:42So we already set up the most great coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:56The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:58Now they're on a winning streak,
00:13:59made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:01Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:03When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:08you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:16Please, beating him will be easy.
00:14:21If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:25every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:33Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:35With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:40Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:43You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:53guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:57Fine.
00:14:58I'll bring him back.
00:15:04Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:11No, I, uh...
00:15:13I believe in my team.
00:15:15If I missed it to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But, from what I've heard,
00:15:21you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:24What makes you so confident?
00:15:26Confident in what?
00:15:29His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown.
00:15:32Who loves to talk big.
00:15:38What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:45Right here, in front of everyone.
00:15:48And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56What?
00:15:58West is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:01Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:06He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:15Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:21Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:25Good night.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:36Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:46He'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:00Oh, right, you're doing this for the race.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:04How about 500 more a month?
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:08You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you thought?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent?
00:17:29Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:32Three million dollars.
00:17:45No way!
00:17:46His bonus is three million?!
00:17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?!
00:17:52The stats could be fake.
00:17:53You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics, and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:20Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait till...
00:18:32When I beat you...
00:18:35Even if you come crawling back...
00:18:37I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey!
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:57semi-finals.
00:18:58BUT, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:04Lets stay tuned for a fantastic game to come!
00:19:07The Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights Knights...
00:19:12Boys, come on. Take a knee. Take a knee.
00:19:14Listen up.
00:19:15I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:18No one expects us to win.
00:19:20Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:26We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:28I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:34All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:36All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:37Hands in the middle.
00:19:38Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:40All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:41One, two, three, win.
00:19:42Let's go, boys. Let's go.
00:19:48Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:52Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:56It's for poor people.
00:19:57People of class.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:05Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:07I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:09I need a win.
00:20:10Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:18This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:30I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:33Two victory.
00:20:36Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him.
00:20:42Block on.
00:20:44Come on, block.
00:20:45First throw.
00:20:46Block.
00:20:47Here we go.
00:20:48Good, good.
00:20:54First throw.
00:20:56Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:02What the fuck is happening?
00:21:07The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:14They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:20You fucking idiot.
00:21:21I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:23What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:26It's got to be Ted.
00:21:27He was my assistant.
00:21:28He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:35Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:54Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:57That broke-ass team's only got one star player.
00:22:01Quarterback, take them out.
00:22:04They can't win this game.
00:22:06You bet.
00:22:07Bell!
00:22:21Let's see who's going to take aim now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh, come on!
00:22:29The Knights' score stands.
00:22:31But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:36That's rough in the past.
00:22:37That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:39Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, Lloyd.
00:22:47Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:56Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Bitch!
00:23:04Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch.
00:23:11How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:13Who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:22I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:26Ted, I have you sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Let's go look.
00:23:50Call you back.
00:23:50I think she's calling you.
00:24:05The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:11Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:39All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:49Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss, what do you mean warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:03Ted, Ted Vincent, the same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way, you're my head coach.
00:25:13Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:15I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26I want to warm up.
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:01Maybe, maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:13The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop now.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:30Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:27:10Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at Head
00:27:18Coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:26Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:32you got that right you're in your 30s man what good is that gonna do my team's valued at over
00:27:39a billion dollars you're just a worthless cripple a billion dollars huh the deal i can single-handedly
00:27:47steamroll your entire team your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're gonna score a single
00:27:51point what if i score what if you score let's make a bet you score one point you can slap
00:27:59me
00:27:59in the face one time and when you don't i get to slap the shit out of you i need
00:28:04some ice ready
00:28:06your face is gonna need it later
00:28:13game's almost lost and he's still talking to me i'm gonna turn his face into baby
00:28:18let's go
00:28:22you ready
00:28:32let's do this
00:29:01you threw that way too far no one's catching that
00:29:03you threw that way too far no one's catching that
00:29:03he don't even know how to play he's scared stiff you scared him so bad he forgot how to play
00:29:10yeah i got him i got him stiff
00:29:26holy guacamole the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field i must have ate something weird for breakfast
00:29:33today because i feel like i am tripping ladies and gentlemen a scrambling quarterback has he lost his mind
00:29:39boss thank god i fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team
00:30:00what a wild play
00:30:02nobody even came close to catching 10 vincent and he makes a score
00:30:21best day on nights
00:30:25he just caught the pass he threw himself
00:30:27yes yes
00:30:29i knew i kicked it right back
00:30:31i thought you said he was a worthless cripple
00:30:34hang on
00:30:34it was a fluke
00:30:36he threw him way too far and then he got lucky
00:30:38look at the score
00:30:40he can't possibly come back
00:30:42exactly
00:30:42i know him
00:30:43he's a washed up midlife loser there's no way he's scoring again
00:30:48maybe he's just getting lucky
00:30:51no
00:30:52i can't
00:30:53i can't let him score again
00:30:54i'm not gonna be slapped in front of him
00:30:57two
00:30:59from now on
00:31:01lock on to ten
00:31:02if you can't stop him
00:31:03take him out
00:31:07it's too late ted
00:31:09today
00:31:10your leg breaks
00:31:12again
00:31:13ted
00:31:14watch out
00:31:26ted scores again
00:31:27oh my gosh
00:31:29ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing
00:31:32ted vincent is looking like a superhero
00:31:35he just cut through our entire defense
00:31:37god
00:31:38he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market
00:31:41what?
00:31:42a hundred million?
00:31:43at least
00:31:46you called him a washed up nobody
00:31:47you had a star on the team and you cut him
00:31:49i don't know how he's doing this
00:31:51he was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs
00:31:53i i i don't
00:31:54he's not supposed to be good
00:31:55you idiot
00:31:57you let this talent walk
00:31:58west must go
00:32:01you
00:32:02this mess is on you west
00:32:04i should never listen to you
00:32:07there's no way i can lose this game
00:32:09if we lose
00:32:10i'm out
00:32:10i can't afford to lose everything
00:32:13garcia
00:32:25saw you like this
00:32:26the knights on offense now
00:32:32my god
00:32:33he just sent the defense flying
00:32:35that man just was thrown two feet in the air
00:32:37that is unreal
00:32:38they look unstoppable
00:32:42hey
00:32:42hey
00:32:43time out
00:32:44time out
00:32:49what the hell is going on with them man
00:32:51their intensity just went through the roof
00:32:56i don't know what's going on
00:32:59hey
00:32:59ref
00:33:00i want to file a complaint
00:33:01these guys are using steroids
00:33:03and i want to file an immediate investigation
00:33:05oh come on
00:33:07you can't just accuse me of cheating
00:33:08with steroids
00:33:09because i'm winning
00:33:10what kind of slander is that
00:33:11you call that slander
00:33:13look around idiot
00:33:15everyone's drained
00:33:16and your guys
00:33:17are turning into monsters
00:33:18alright
00:33:19don't play stupid with me
00:33:21so what if i did
00:33:23i have every official in my back pocket
00:33:25go go go go
00:33:26check for yourself
00:33:27you'll find nothing
00:33:31you really think games like this are one on the field
00:33:34please
00:33:35every game like this
00:33:37is run behind the rich behind the scenes
00:33:39you broke losers
00:33:40never even had a chance
00:33:43smart girl
00:33:44make a kiss
00:33:49you see ted
00:33:50you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family
00:33:52but emma
00:33:53does not care
00:33:54i can treat her however i want
00:33:56and she'll never leave me
00:33:58i have money
00:34:00she's trash
00:34:02and i couldn't care less about her
00:34:04but this game
00:34:06i will win
00:34:10the game continues
00:34:12eagles are back on the field
00:34:18oh my goodness
00:34:20ted just intercepted that pass
00:34:22he can't even beat an injured 32 year old man
00:34:25after this game
00:34:26you're out
00:34:27don't panic
00:34:28sir
00:34:30i won't win
00:34:31stop him
00:34:32stop him
00:34:33stop him
00:34:42i can't believe it
00:34:44ted with the interception
00:34:45and he scores
00:34:47ladies and gentlemen
00:34:48this is unreal
00:34:49is he really 32
00:34:51this is possible
00:34:52even juiced up he can't stop ted
00:34:55because of you
00:34:56we lost the top player
00:34:57after this game
00:34:58i don't care what it takes
00:35:00you bring ted back to me
00:35:02you understand
00:35:19unbelievable
00:35:19the knights have tied it up in the final quarter
00:35:22can they pull off another miracle
00:35:24ted
00:35:25ted
00:35:26ted
00:35:26ted
00:35:27ted
00:35:33this time
00:35:34i'll take home the trophy
00:35:37there's only one minute left
00:35:38ted's got the ball
00:35:39he is leading the offense
00:35:41stop him
00:35:42if we lose this game
00:35:43you're all done
00:35:46ted throws it but there's no one there to catch it
00:35:48it looks like a ghost town on that side of the field
00:35:51looks like they gave up on that play
00:35:53see
00:35:54i told you
00:35:55i can't win
00:35:55we'll drag this into overtime
00:35:57and then we'll
00:35:58crush a little
00:35:59alright
00:36:00go
00:36:13take off the game
00:36:16go
00:36:28go
00:36:30go
00:36:30championship!
00:36:31Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Just don't want to need to be done.
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on, I know Ted, he probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth!
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05Hey, Marika, canamos!
00:37:07Hey, Marika!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:18Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now!
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:33I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry, now you're sorry?
00:37:38Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:43Come back to the Eagles, I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:47Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:49What?
00:37:50Two million a year?
00:37:52My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire, seriously?
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up!
00:38:03You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:09Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:21Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:32Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:38When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:46And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:01He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options?
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:24Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:34The Taylor family? The richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58Bitch!
00:40:00You'll pay for this!
00:40:07Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:12Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:13I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17They're going to stick around here in a while.
00:40:20You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:32I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Damn it, this is your fault!
00:40:37You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:39You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:41Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45Sir, sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:50Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet.
00:40:56Fair and spare.
00:40:57So you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:02Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:05Come on!
00:41:07Hit me!
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:10I know you want to.
00:41:12I know you want to.
00:41:13Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:14You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:15Fucking hit me!
00:41:39I will never forgive you.
00:41:43I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:46Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:48Coach West!
00:41:51We have received reports that you have bribed referees
00:41:53and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:55Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:57You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:41:59Please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:02This...
00:42:02Ted!
00:42:03You gotta talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:07Illegals?
00:42:07I don't even...
00:42:08Please.
00:42:09Please!
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you...
00:42:13are a disgrace...
00:42:15to the NFL.
00:42:18Ted.
00:42:19Wait!
00:42:19Timp!
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:24You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:33Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the Force.
00:42:39Um...
00:42:40I was thinking...
00:42:41maybe...
00:42:42if you wanted...
00:42:44you could...
00:42:45stay with me.
00:42:47For a little while.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:51Alright.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:57Exactly.
00:42:58It's way closer to the field.
00:43:06When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:07the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:09Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:09Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:11I'm begging you.
00:43:11Please.
00:43:12Let him go.
00:43:14Fuck off me.
00:43:17This is all your fault!
00:43:19If I want you, I'd still have one hell of a coach!
00:43:21Sir...
00:43:22do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:25What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:27He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:28How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:32No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:39You still own the Giants.
00:43:40They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:42If you give me another shot...
00:43:43I'll demolish him.
00:43:48And if you lose?
00:43:50Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:56I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:58Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:02I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:05I'm not just going to sit around here and let people...
00:44:06Thank you so much.
00:44:07I hope you have a good day.
00:44:10Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:12You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:20He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23He damn well better.
00:44:37This is my house.
00:44:38And I have spare bedrooms.
00:44:41So feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:43It's usually just me.
00:44:44Alright.
00:44:45There's the kitchen.
00:44:57And...
00:44:57Here's the couch.
00:44:59You should come sit.
00:45:01Alright.
00:45:01Thanks.
00:45:06I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:09Alright.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:11Casa es su casa.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm good to go now.
00:45:33Close.
00:45:34Close.
00:45:41Ow!
00:45:42What's up?
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:43You okay?
00:45:45I just pulled something!
00:45:47Ow!
00:45:48Ow!
00:45:50Ow!
00:45:51Ow!
00:45:52Ow!
00:46:13Ow!
00:46:25My god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:30Ow!
00:46:32Ow!
00:46:42I'll uh...
00:46:44Grab your towel.
00:46:47Don't move.
00:47:07Dad?
00:47:08Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:11You haven't been home in years.
00:47:13You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:15Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:17I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:22I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great, great.
00:47:26I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:29Okay, bye.
00:47:34Everything okay?
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:40It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:46I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:50Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:55You know,
00:48:00I was thinking, um,
00:48:02if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:05if you don't have any plans,
00:48:09maybe you could come with me,
00:48:10or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:16You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:19I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:20What do you think?
00:48:22Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:25Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I'm gonna be the star.
00:48:29Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:31If it works out?
00:48:34I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:36I'll take that.
00:48:37Two stars.
00:48:39Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:41Oh, if you do,
00:48:43nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:44No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:47and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:49Actually,
00:48:50I'm gonna go right now
00:48:52and have Emily
00:48:53help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:58And maybe,
00:49:00after you win the championship,
00:49:02I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:11It's been a while, huh?
00:49:14I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:24Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:25Grace has to take care of some...
00:49:27some billionaire stuff.
00:49:29She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:31Alright, no problem.
00:49:52Well, well, well.
00:49:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:56Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00All those years working out there,
00:50:01and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:05Take a look.
00:50:07Land Rover.
00:50:08700 grand.
00:50:09You probably couldn't afford one if you'd like them.
00:50:12No, no, no.
00:50:13Alan?
00:50:14Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:16I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:19It's just a bit early
00:50:21to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:23unless, of course,
00:50:24it's a broken-down, second-hand junkie.
00:50:29Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:31I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:35Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:38You talk like you just go out there
00:50:40and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:42Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:44Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:46before you start bragging.
00:50:48Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:50Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:53It's not a circus.
00:50:55Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58Sorry.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:04Family.
00:51:06I love them.
00:51:11Ethan.
00:51:13Sophia.
00:51:15Alan.
00:51:19My boy.
00:51:21Where he came.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:27I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:29It's okay.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31It's all that counts.
00:51:32You're here.
00:51:33What is with all this emotion?
00:51:35The heat has been gone for years
00:51:37and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:40I don't care if he's rich or not so fearful.
00:51:44He's healthy.
00:51:44He's safe.
00:51:46It's all that matters.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Your health's nice and all.
00:51:52But money's what really matters here.
00:51:55You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager
00:51:58for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:02400 grand?
00:52:03I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:06You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:11I mean, unless, of course, you just want him to be broke like you.
00:52:17Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:23Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:31him a janitor job.
00:52:35That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:39You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:43Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:47Just don't blow it.
00:52:48Yeah, that's right.
00:52:49With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing, I don't know.
00:52:56Tell me.
00:52:59Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over two million a year?
00:53:07You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:12Two million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:19How?
00:53:21Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job and he throws out a figure like
00:53:26that.
00:53:26He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:29You didn't mean it.
00:53:31It was a joke.
00:53:34Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:41Oh, please.
00:53:42What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:47Ted, hey.
00:53:49You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:53I already work for the Knights.
00:53:55What?
00:53:58Work for the Knights?
00:54:03You work for the Knights?
00:54:06You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:08You're in your thirties, so a nobody.
00:54:11You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:17I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19Took them all the way to the Super Bowl?
00:54:21You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:28you.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:34Oh, please.
00:54:36Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:40And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:46Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:51I know my son.
00:54:53He's not a liar.
00:54:55Oh, really?
00:54:57He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:54:58Then, Helen, genius.
00:55:01What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:04I'm the head coach.
00:55:11You're the head coach, is that what you're saying?
00:55:14Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:18You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:22Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:24I'm just a security manager.
00:55:26I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:30Hell, how would I even know if he's lying or not?
00:55:33He's just trying to act a big shot, make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:38This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:42Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:47If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:50Nice try, by the way.
00:55:52You're no head coach.
00:55:54You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:58So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:02A head coach dressed like that.
00:56:05Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:16Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:18Welcome to the place.
00:56:19Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:27Hey, wait, wait, wait. Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:36Wait, what?
00:56:38He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:40Of course. If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:45Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:49Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine. Would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:55Yeah. Of course.
00:57:01Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just love the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:07I'm going to be telling everybody about this. Thank you so much.
00:57:10Of course.
00:57:15Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you. I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:23Son, is it really true?
00:57:27No way!
00:57:28That guy's obviously an actor. You pay to trick us.
00:57:31There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:39Just admit it.
00:57:40You're a nobody. A fraud.
00:57:44You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:48Scraping by for life.
00:57:55You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:05Enough!
00:58:12So what if you make this stupid finals?
00:58:16Today is your grandfather's birthday. Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20You're sweet.
00:58:25Relax.
00:58:26You broke bastard. You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:30crash this party?
00:58:31We did bring something so fair.
00:58:40I made this game myself.
00:58:43It's from father.
00:58:45You got the trick.
00:58:46You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:50Don't open that!
00:58:51Please.
00:58:51Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:57You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:59:01Perfect.
00:59:02I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:05Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:09What are you doing?
00:59:16Don't!
00:59:23What are you doing?
00:59:26I spent three months making it.
00:59:30Look at me.
00:59:31This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:39What? You want to hit me now?
00:59:41You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:45Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:47Ha! With pleasure.
00:59:52This one.
00:59:54It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:57A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:02Wait for it.
01:00:04This one right here.
01:00:05The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:09Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:11200 grand.
01:00:12Easy.
01:00:13$200,000.
01:00:15You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:18The best one.
01:00:20Take a look.
01:00:24Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:28Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:31God.
01:00:32All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:36Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:41They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:44That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:46Who said that?
01:01:00Oh, thank you.
01:01:01Sorry, Ted.
01:01:03Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:07Who are you?
01:01:09She looks familiar.
01:01:11I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:14Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:17I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:18So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about.
01:01:22He said you were beautiful.
01:01:23He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:25That's very kind of you.
01:01:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:31I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:34The guy's a cripple.
01:01:35He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:36You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:39Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:42Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:46I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:49Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:51Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:53You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:56So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:02What?
01:02:02Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:05A painting?
01:02:06Please.
01:02:07How expensive would that be?
01:02:10It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:13Work around three million dollars.
01:02:22What?
01:02:24There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:28You're lying.
01:02:30This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:34After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
01:02:37So tell me.
01:02:39Do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:43Who says it's real?
01:02:45None of us here can tell.
01:02:46For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:50Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:52That should be enough proof.
01:02:54You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:56Look at that.
01:02:58Come on.
01:02:59What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:03Exactly.
01:03:04I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:06Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:10Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:13just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:15To Grandpa's party.
01:03:16Ethan!
01:03:17This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:19Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:21Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:24This trash?
01:03:26You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:29Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:41What just happened?
01:03:45That is...
01:03:48Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:50Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:53These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:55but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:58A fake painting?
01:04:00They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:03But I mean, look at them.
01:04:05They could not afford something like that.
01:04:07It has to be a fake.
01:04:12A Picasso.
01:04:14Oh my God!
01:04:16See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:20You guys better get out of here.
01:04:22You're not welcome.
01:04:28Alan?
01:04:30Come here.
01:04:31Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:33That's my boy, that's my boy.
01:04:35All that college education.
01:04:37And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:41Just shut your mouth!
01:04:43Why, why did you hit me?
01:04:44You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:51What, three million dollars?
01:04:52You can't believe their story.
01:04:54It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:55I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:57and I know real from fake.
01:05:00It was worth more than three million,
01:05:03until you ruined it!
01:05:06What?
01:05:07It's real?
01:05:11Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:14Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:17She's the one who brought it.
01:05:19Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:23but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:27No, it cannot be real.
01:05:30No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:34but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:36It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:39I got it.
01:05:40Ted must have stolen Teen Flugs.
01:05:42He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:44and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:47Come on.
01:05:48I'm calling you cops.
01:05:50Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:54You just refuse to see it.
01:05:57Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:02Come with me instead.
01:06:04Ted, I can show you the high life.
01:06:07The high life?
01:06:08Of course.
01:06:10I'm the night security manager.
01:06:12I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:14This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:16If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:19you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:22You know what?
01:06:22How dare you threaten her?
01:06:24Do you even know who she is?
01:06:26Sure I do.
01:06:28She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:30Ted, don't worry.
01:06:32Once you're locked up,
01:06:34I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:38Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:43Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:48What?
01:06:52You're lying.
01:06:55I told you.
01:06:57My son doesn't lie.
01:06:59Oh, my God.
01:07:01No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:04You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:08Oh, my God.
01:07:10What have I done?
01:07:12You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:14First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:17And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:19Tell me, Alan.
01:07:21How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:23Pay for that?
01:07:25$3 million?
01:07:26Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:30No, no, no.
01:07:31It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:33I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:35Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:38A misunderstanding.
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:40Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:44Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:47We're very, very sorry.
01:07:49Can you let this go, please?
01:07:50Please.
01:07:53Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:56I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:58I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:08:02You want me to forgive him?
01:08:04Please.
01:08:06If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:12Listen.
01:08:14You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:17But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:23Oliver, please.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:26I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:28I'm so sorry.
01:08:28No, please.
01:08:29We're so sorry.
01:08:30We're so sorry.
01:08:30No, please.
01:08:30We're so very sorry.
01:08:32Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:34Please, forgive me.
01:08:35Please.
01:08:35You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:38You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:44You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:48Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:50Amount three million.
01:08:52You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:58Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:09:02Pendejo.
01:09:05Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:06If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:10It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:13Oh, you can't.
01:09:14Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:16Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:18You're welcome.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:21Tomorrow.
01:09:30Alright, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:34Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:36He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:38Relax.
01:09:39I got this.
01:09:41West?
01:09:45Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:47How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:49If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:52Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:56I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:59You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:10:02And you're still lost.
01:10:04Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:07This time's different.
01:10:09The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:12Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:14I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:19He'll never win.
01:10:25I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:28You.
01:10:32Please.
01:10:33If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:38So what's cheating?
01:10:40Silly plays, huh?
01:10:41Look.
01:10:42In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:46Silly.
01:10:49No.
01:10:50You lost to Ted.
01:10:51You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:54Win.
01:10:55I win the championship?
01:10:58Not nothing else to say.
01:11:01You'll never win.
01:11:02How about a bet?
01:11:04Loser.
01:11:05Ain't the winner.
01:11:07Ten million dollars?
01:11:09Swears off football forever.
01:11:10I'm sorry for your apology.
01:11:15I'm sorry for your apology.
01:11:23Damn you, Ted!
01:11:24You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:27You'll never get back off!
01:11:32The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:39They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:45So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:49Here we go.
01:11:50The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:55There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:57The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:59They truly are the best.
01:12:01This is not good.
01:12:03I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:07What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:09Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:12Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:14Fucking pathetic.
01:12:16Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:17Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:23Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:26Trust me.
01:12:27I got this.
01:12:33Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:35Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:37Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:38Let's see a Hail Mary.
01:12:40Please.
01:12:41A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:44What a joke!
01:12:46He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:48There's no way he makes this game.
01:12:49On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:55The kick is up!
01:12:57And it's good!
01:12:59The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:13:02Unbelievable!
01:13:03This is why we do what we do.
01:13:06Oh, right.
01:13:07It's awesome.
01:13:08What's up, boys?
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:11As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:29We are not making one to go.
01:13:34We're not making one more.
01:13:35We're not making a decision.
01:13:37We're not making two games.
01:13:39We're not making two games.
01:13:40We are making two games.
01:13:42We're making two games.
01:13:45You can beat this guy if you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilet
01:13:55Fucking useless every fucking world you useless
01:14:22Oh
01:14:53I know you won't be sleeping. You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight
01:15:03Hey
01:15:05Oh
01:15:13Hey, you know West you remember our bet
01:15:20If I recall it was a loser this game owes the other ten million dollars and
01:15:27Has to leave the NFL permanently ten million dollars I
01:15:32I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money
01:15:36Ted have mercy
01:15:37We used to be colleagues remember we
01:15:42I don't know I don't know
01:15:44And if I'm forced out of the NFL I wouldn't have a job
01:15:47You can't let him off like that
01:15:49If it weren't for him we wouldn't have been sabotaged
01:15:51He costs our guys everything
01:15:53He has to pay
01:15:54Yeah guys like him are poisoned
01:15:56Come on coach you can't let him get away with this
01:15:58Ooh
01:16:00Look
01:16:00Look
01:16:09Ted
01:16:10I was wrong
01:16:13I never should have done what I did
01:16:16And if you forgive me I will do anything you ask
01:16:21As per our bet
01:16:24You
01:16:26Leave the NFL permanently
01:16:28But out of the kindness of my heart
01:16:31I brought the ten million dollars
01:16:33But
01:16:36You
01:16:36Need to apologize
01:16:39To every
01:16:40Single
01:16:41One of my players
01:16:44Yeah
01:16:45Yeah
01:16:45No no problem
01:16:46Yeah
01:16:46Really sorry about it
01:16:48Really really sorry
01:16:49Hope your legs are okay
01:16:51Hey man
01:16:51Really sorry about it
01:16:52Really sorry about it
01:16:53Really sorry about it
01:16:54You got a great arm by the way
01:16:57I don't know
01:16:58You
01:16:59Son of a bitch
01:17:01It weren't for you to be forced out of the NFL
01:17:04You told me to take out your players
01:17:06You did
01:17:06I'm gonna tell them
01:17:07I'm gonna report them
01:17:12Dammit
01:17:13You fucking piece of trash
01:17:15If one of your big fat mouth
01:17:16I'd already have that trophy
01:17:19Ted
01:17:21It was all west
01:17:24Look
01:17:24So what we have a beef between us
01:17:27Come join my team
01:17:29Help me win the next championship
01:17:31Whatever you want
01:17:32You got it
01:17:34Aren't you worried that
01:17:36Intentionally
01:17:36Injuring other players
01:17:38Is gonna get you expelled by the league
01:17:42NFL rules are for poor people
01:17:43Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this
01:17:47Money can fix anything
01:17:50Ted you're wasting your time on this small team
01:17:54Come join me
01:17:55We'll build a super team
01:17:56We'll win every Super Bowl
01:18:02I'm gonna go ahead and
01:18:04Politely decline your offer
01:18:06But you know
01:18:07I think you need to start figuring out
01:18:08How you're
01:18:10Gonna explain all that to the commissioner
01:18:13Davis
01:18:14Considering your egregious actions
01:18:16All teams under your ownership
01:18:17Are suspended
01:18:17Immediately
01:18:18You are banned from participating in the NFL
01:18:21In any capacity
01:18:21And fined
01:18:22One hundred million dollars
01:18:25Come on man
01:18:26A hundred million dollars
01:18:30Ted work with me here
01:18:31You can fix this
01:18:32Tell him it was just a misunderstanding
01:18:34He was just a J-Hulk
01:18:38I don't know
01:18:39Maybe you need to figure out
01:18:39How you're gonna pay that
01:18:40Hundred million dollars too
01:18:41But you know
01:18:42For a rich guy like you
01:18:44That shouldn't be a problem
01:18:46Right?
01:18:48Alright boys
01:18:49Get him out of here
01:18:50I'm tired of this
01:18:51Hey guys
01:18:51Chill
01:18:52Think about what you're doing
01:18:53I can give you everything
01:18:55Ted
01:18:55I can give you everything
01:18:56Ted
01:18:57I'm sorry Ted
01:18:58What are you doing?
01:19:04Grace
01:19:07I got the championship
01:19:10I've got the girl
01:19:13Now
01:19:16I think it's time for my Christmas gift
01:19:22Ruling on the field
01:19:24Stan
01:19:33To be continued
01:19:35To be continued
01:19:36To be continued
01:19:37To be continued
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