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00:16:31Huh.
00:17:12You figured it out.
00:17:19Oh, yeah.
00:17:21Just like you said.
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:23Just like I said.
00:17:31Night, Mom.
00:17:33Love you.
00:17:37Love you, too, sweet tooth.
00:17:54Love you, too.
00:17:57Love you, too.
00:18:00Love you, too.
00:18:31Love you, too.
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00:18:51Love you, too.
00:20:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:53Please do not put me on hold.
00:20:55I had to wait for 20 minutes just to talk to you.
00:20:57Is this how you treat everyone who calls?
00:21:01It's a customer sermon.
00:21:02Yes, I am still here.
00:21:07So there's nothing you can do then?
00:21:09And you'll let me know?
00:21:11Oh, yeah, fine.
00:21:12Goodbye.
00:21:23How long will it be down for?
00:21:25Oh, I don't know.
00:21:26Tomorrow, next week.
00:21:28The window they gave is till the end of the month.
00:21:39How did you know that was about the internet?
00:21:51I used the computer last night.
00:21:57When?
00:22:00While you were asleep.
00:22:02What were you looking up?
00:22:04Why my printer keeps dying.
00:22:06I was trying to fix the module board, but it might just need a better nozzle.
00:22:09Does it?
00:22:09I don't know.
00:22:10There was an internet.
00:22:11I don't know.
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:30I don't know.
00:23:13Hi, I was wondering if you could look up a medication for me.
00:23:16It's called trigoxin.
00:23:17It's spelled...
00:23:17Diane, is that you?
00:23:18Just recognize the number you're...
00:23:41Thank you for calling 411.
00:23:44Your phone's directory assistance.
00:23:47To begin, say a city and state, like Derry, Maine.
00:23:52Seattle, Washington.
00:23:55Did you say Seattle, Washington?
00:23:58Yes.
00:24:00I'm sorry.
00:24:01I didn't get that.
00:24:02Yes!
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Now say the name of the business you want.
00:24:08If you don't know the name of the business, tell me the type of business you're looking for.
00:24:13Like pizza...
00:24:14Pharmacy.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17When you hear the one you want, repeat the number of the listing.
00:24:20Number one.
00:24:22Ever Creek Pharmacy.
00:24:23Number one.
00:24:24Ever Creek Pharmacy.
00:24:262180 Southwest Barton Street.
00:24:29Seattle, Washington.
00:24:30If that's correct, say connect me.
00:24:33Connect me.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35I'll connect you.
00:24:37Remember, once the line rings, a 99 cent service charge will be added to your next bill.
00:24:43Oh, please!
00:24:44Yeah!
00:24:45Oh!
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:56Ow!
00:24:58Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:03Oh!
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:05Oh!
00:25:07Some numbers, though.
00:25:08Oh!
00:25:08Oh!
00:25:10Oh!
00:25:11Oh, oh!
00:25:16Hello? Who's this?
00:25:17Hello. Um, hi.
00:25:19You don't know me, and this is gonna sound very strange.
00:25:21Is this a sales call?
00:25:22No, I'm not selling anything.
00:25:24You're one of those donation people, then.
00:25:25How many times do I have to tell you to take my number off the list?
00:25:28No, no donations. I'm not a charity.
00:25:30My name is Chloe Sherman. I'm 17 years old, and I live in...
00:25:32Oh, hold on. Baby?
00:25:33Baby, I see you peeking through the window.
00:25:35Listen, I told you, Paola is just a friend.
00:25:38No, no, no, where are you going?
00:25:42So you just dialed a random number?
00:25:44I don't have internet or a cell phone,
00:25:45and I need your help with a very urgent Google search.
00:25:48Ask your parents.
00:25:49There you are.
00:25:50Next time Paola even tries to hug me,
00:25:52I'm a puncher in the face.
00:25:54I'm an orphan.
00:25:55No, no, no, where's going?
00:25:56Please.
00:25:57Listen, I'm putting out a goddamn fire here.
00:25:59I really don't have time to help some friends.
00:26:01Please, it'll only take a minute.
00:26:03You know who I'm dealing with, okay?
00:26:05Just go straight up.
00:26:06Refuses to listen to logic.
00:26:07Hey, baby, I was just kidding, please.
00:26:10She'll come around.
00:26:12Oh, because you know her so well?
00:26:14Because you sound like a really level-headed and reasonable guy.
00:26:21That's because I'm a really level-headed and reasonable guy.
00:26:23And clearly Paola couldn't keep her hands off you.
00:26:27She'll be back.
00:26:33What the hell you need so badly?
00:26:35I need you to open up Google and look up the word Trigoxin.
00:26:38T-R-I-G...
00:26:38Oh, hold on, hold on.
00:26:40This is the weirdest thing I've ever done.
00:26:43Click in Google.
00:26:45Alright, what was it again?
00:26:47T-R-I...
00:26:48T-R-I-G-O-X-I-N.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:52Uh, got it.
00:26:54Trigoxin is a brand-name drug that treats severe heart conditions, including atrial fibrillation,
00:27:03flutter, or heart failure.
00:27:05Jesus, this is intense.
00:27:07Can you click on images?
00:27:08Is this what you take?
00:27:10Yes, please just tell me what you see.
00:27:11Uh, pill.
00:27:13Just lots of pills.
00:27:15Do they all look the same?
00:27:16Yeah, they're identical.
00:27:20What color are they?
00:27:34Hello?
00:27:36That's all you wanted to know?
00:27:39Trigoxin, little red pill.
00:27:42Hello?
00:27:42Hello?
00:28:03What the hell are you?
00:28:30When's the last time we saw a movie?
00:28:37What do you want to see?
00:29:02Mom!
00:29:03You're one of these trainers!
00:29:15I don't know.
00:29:16This one is a trailer that's our suspect.
00:29:23Sometimes we have a sleep in town and it's chill.
00:29:57I'm not waiting on you, so I'll have to get candy and...
00:30:20I need to pee.
00:30:22What?
00:30:27Just tell me what I miss.
00:30:28No.
00:30:35Who said I couldn't keep you safe?
00:31:12Excuse me.
00:31:22I need to pass.
00:31:52Whoa.
00:31:53I've been waiting here for...
00:31:56Of course.
00:31:57Go ahead.
00:31:59Sorry, everyone.
00:32:00Cutting through.
00:32:01I'm paralyzed.
00:32:01You guys feel bad for me.
00:32:02Hey, Mrs. Bates.
00:32:03Oh, my goodness.
00:32:04Chloe, are you okay?
00:32:05Yeah, totally fine.
00:32:06Actually, I'm dealing with a tiny emergency right now and I could use your help.
00:32:09Of course, honey.
00:32:10What do you need?
00:32:12What's the name of this pill?
00:32:14What?
00:32:15My mom came here last week.
00:32:16She got these pills.
00:32:17I need to know the name of the medication.
00:32:19That's all you need to know.
00:32:20That's all you need to know.
00:32:20Yes.
00:32:25Next time you wait your turn, okay?
00:32:26Yes, Mrs. Bates.
00:32:28It shouldn't be too hard, though, as long as it's under your name.
00:32:31They're under my mom's.
00:32:36I'm sorry, Chloe, but if they're under Diane's name, I really can't help you.
00:32:39Why?
00:32:40Because it's confidential.
00:32:42Meaning...
00:32:42I know what confidential means, Mrs. Bates.
00:32:47I'm confused, though, sweetheart.
00:32:49Tell me again, why can't you ask your mom about these pills?
00:33:00Honey?
00:33:01It's a game.
00:33:03A game?
00:33:06What kind of game?
00:33:08A scavenger hunt.
00:33:09Really?
00:33:11Yes, yes.
00:33:12100% yes.
00:33:13Mom and I love scavenger hunts.
00:33:15So many memories of scavenging and hunting, and...
00:33:20Anyway, the next clue is about the medication Mom takes,
00:33:23and I don't think she expected me to come here,
00:33:25which is why I really need you to help me win.
00:33:30I love games.
00:33:33But confidential is confidential.
00:33:35I'm sorry, honey.
00:33:36I really want to help you, but I can't if they're all under...
00:33:40Huh.
00:33:44I think it's a trick question.
00:33:46Why?
00:33:47Because your mom doesn't get these prescribed for herself.
00:33:49Yes, she does.
00:33:50I saw them.
00:33:50She had them in her bag, and her name...
00:33:52She gets them for your dog.
00:33:56We share a pharmacy with the vet next door.
00:33:59The answer you're looking for is...
00:34:02Ridocaine.
00:34:03Green pill.
00:34:05Gray cap.
00:34:06It's dog medicine.
00:34:07Uh-huh.
00:34:09It says it's a muscle-relaxing, prescribed to reduce canine leg pain or leg discomfort,
00:34:14caused by sunburns, bites, or guts.
00:34:17And what would happen if you gave a human being ridocaine?
00:34:22What kind of a question is that?
00:34:24Chloe?
00:34:28Chloe?
00:34:28You guys are serious about games.
00:34:31What would happen?
00:34:32Chloe?
00:34:33I...
00:34:34I suppose your legs could go numb?
00:34:37Chloe!
00:34:42Chloe!
00:34:48What?
00:34:48What happened?
00:34:49What happened to you?
00:34:51Are you okay?
00:34:53What did you do?
00:34:54What did you say?
00:34:55She just started breathing like that.
00:34:57Chloe.
00:34:58Look at me.
00:35:01You're gonna be okay.
00:35:02Ice bucket.
00:35:03On it.
00:35:05Please!
00:35:06Will you please?
00:35:07Give us some space!
00:35:09Back off!
00:35:11It's gonna be okay.
00:35:15No!
00:35:23It's okay.
00:35:25It's gonna be okay.
00:35:34I've got you.
00:35:37I've got you.
00:35:38Sweet girl.
00:35:54It's okay.
00:35:55It's gonna be okay here.
00:36:30Hey, Kathy, it's me.
00:36:32Do you have a sec?
00:36:33I wanted to apologize for that whole scene today.
00:36:37You know, her doctor switched her to that new medication a few days ago,
00:36:40and it's just totally messed with her head.
00:36:45I appreciate that, Kathy.
00:36:48I'm trying.
00:36:54Well, anyway, I know she asked you a few questions about another medication,
00:36:57and I was just hoping you could remind her
00:37:00there's no way I would ever give her a drug that was meant for animals.
00:37:08I was wondering if you could give her a call
00:37:11and assure her that even if she was taking that medication,
00:37:18I just need you to tell her that it's perfectly safe.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:43Let's go.
00:38:31I don't know.
00:38:45I don't know.
00:39:14Mom?
00:39:19Are you there, Mom?
00:39:23I just want to talk.
00:39:26Can we do that?
00:39:30I'm sure there's a good explanation for everything.
00:39:33Can we just talk and you can tell me?
00:39:39Please?
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