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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:10And I just want to give you what you want.
00:13And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:28Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started, let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:38Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:53You don't want to waste anything.
01:05I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you looked thirsty.
01:24Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything to say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:34Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:05Hmm.
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girls satisfied.
02:34Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:58Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mhm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:27Yeah?
03:29Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:53Um...
03:53What the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring it on you.
03:59But...
03:59I actually think that this could work.
04:03You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:20Come on.
04:21You...
04:21You still want her.
04:23After that.
04:24After what she just did.
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but...
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:36She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help.
04:41Skye.
04:43You're...
04:44You're my best friend.
04:44And the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:04I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God.
05:11I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I...
05:20I don't...
05:21want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:02That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:15I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Con is officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:42My boyfriend.
06:43What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jessie?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, showtime.
07:51You sure about this?
07:53No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come out.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:10Okay, come on, babe.
08:29Oh, my word.
08:31Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um...
08:40See something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
09:01A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04Back off me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound of shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice moves.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:47Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you jealous?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, oh, yeah.
10:07Mmm.
10:07Oh, Jessie.
10:10Oh, Jessie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:19I love it.
10:20Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35I don't care.
10:37Oh, my God.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:52oh yeah good idea mm-hmm mm-hmm oh you know what
11:02it's my girl
11:14oh you know what um it should probably
11:18also be like on your on your lips too
11:21right oh yeah yeah yeah here we go
11:31how's that
11:36spectacular great yeah uh you know what
11:39let's stagger our exits you know kind of
11:43make it look like we're playing it cool
11:46oh you're good mm-hmm
11:54hey guys
11:57hey guys
12:12that was really something you know too uh too bad it was fake oh so you were listening
12:19cut the shit i know you wouldn't sound like that
12:24oh no and what would i sound like
12:29well you're you're uptight so you'd probably be really quiet at first but you know with the uh
12:36with the right touch you would uh gently
12:43barely let out a little moan
12:51and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:03maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:09you have no idea what you're talking about
13:12jesse and i are perfect for each other
13:14yeah i'm sure you are both cross country all-stars both top of the class both rule following overachievers
13:20i mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:29i see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you someone who's gonna break you apart
13:33and then put you back together again
13:40why don't you just leave us alone
13:42you have carly now
13:43i don't want carly
13:46i want you
13:51to admit that you're lying
13:54not just to me but to yourself
14:12never
14:26for this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29a little menage a talk
14:31uh first up jesse skyler and
14:35rain
14:39next little threesome is
14:41mark donnie and jacob
15:00hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:04sorry i was i was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with carly for years
15:09i just feel like this is moving on a little quickly no
15:13first of all
15:15you don't know shit about me
15:17and second i i think deep down it's
15:20it's always been skyler
15:23yeah
15:24same honestly
15:26i mean i think
15:27i've felt that way since um
15:29that one night at camp
15:32uh summer before fifth grade
15:36they were teaching us about constellations
15:39do you remember
15:45yeah i think so
15:46we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars
15:50for hours
15:51and i just
15:54remember thinking you know maybe it's not just me
15:58maybe um
16:00maybe you felt it too
16:05yeah
16:06yeah and i did
16:09that is
16:20why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off
16:24oh carly i'm just trying to take a shower
16:26you should try it every once in a while
16:28help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:32just so you know
16:33the showers are being used
16:35but they added some more on the second floor
16:38renovations over summer
16:39come on i'll show you
16:40hold on
16:41like why are you being nice
16:43hmm
16:45girls gotta look out for each other right
16:49fine because i don't need you stinky up the hallway
16:51happy now
16:53let's go smelly
16:57you're in the men's room
16:59stop
16:59hey
17:00wait
17:00turn around
17:01don't look
17:03yeah uh
17:04why are you in the men's room
17:08carly
17:10carly
17:11carly
17:11she told me these were the new girl showers
17:13that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:18that's low even for her
17:19kind of funny though
17:22here
17:23well what are you doing
17:24what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:31i saw that
17:33don't flatter yourself
17:58hey carly's coming hold my hand
18:01hurry up
18:01hurry up
18:06find a bad joint
18:07actually yeah
18:08oh
18:09okay
18:13didn't you
18:14say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle
18:23right
18:24right
18:25right
18:25okay
18:33so
18:34turns out skylar the saint is actually skylar the skank huh
18:39you jealous
18:41of her
18:42baby
18:44she doesn't hold a candle to me
18:46you know how good i can treat you
18:48what about rain
18:50he wishes
18:54i'm really stiff
18:56i'm really stiff
18:57could you
18:57yeah
19:03how's that
19:04perfect
19:20where's your
19:21where's your man
19:23busy
19:24hi
19:25worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project
19:31take a look
19:40take a look
19:41this is actually pretty good
19:43hmm
19:45turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart imagine that
19:48okay look just because i'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that i'm a kiss-ass
19:53we're not really talking about me are we
19:57when was the last time you broke a rule never
20:02i don't
20:04always
20:05recycle
20:07you monster
20:09like you think that you know everything about me but
20:12i mean
20:14i could be bad
20:15you have no idea
20:21prove it
20:31okay
20:31i dare you
20:33to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of miss whitmore's bag
20:36no
20:37no that's
20:38that is cheating
20:39okay i
20:40i can't
20:41come on good girl take a risk
20:44okay
20:45on good girl
20:55can i find you
20:57um
21:08can i find you
21:10okay
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Oh, shall we?
22:20This game is so stupid, Will.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:17Jessie?
23:21You made it really easy for me now.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:27Uh-uh-uh.
23:30You know the rules.
23:48Jessie?
23:50Not quite.
23:59Rain.
24:01Oh my god.
24:02I-I thought you were...
24:03Jessie.
24:04Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07Uh...
24:08You...
24:09I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever.
24:39Never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:43Okay?
24:44This...
24:44This kiss
24:45does not leave this room.
24:56Did...
24:56Did you just...
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:15What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:20it can affect my 100-meter dash time
25:22by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So, when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought...
25:36I thought he was Jessie.
25:38Skylar.
25:39Your first kiss was...
25:40Pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was it?
25:42Amazing, life-changing,
25:43the hottest thing that's ever happened to you.
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:49Maybe!
25:49Okay?
25:50Like, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold on, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain...
26:00Uh-huh.
26:00...thinking he was Jessie.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it
26:03when you thought it was Jessie.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating
26:06and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it
26:09when you thought it was Jessie,
26:10but you also liked it
26:10when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no.
26:14Okay.
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessie.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand
26:21that last night...
26:23just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get
26:28that Rain is just a...
26:30a troublemaking,
26:31law-breaking...
26:33playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he...
26:37he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just...
26:40he's just doing it
26:41to get back at Jessie, so...
26:44I know how to fix...
26:45this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessie
26:49as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:59So what happened at hide-and-go kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:03Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you want to tell it, or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think...
27:17I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door,
27:22has the blindfold on.
27:23I feel...
27:24I feel trapped, so...
27:25I try to squeeze by her,
27:26and then she...
27:32And then...
27:33Um, I...
27:34You know, I actually didn't even know
27:36that he was in the room.
27:38I...
27:39As soon as I got out into the hallway,
27:41I found Lola, so...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine,
27:51seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just...
27:58I have to...
28:00Cut her my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe.
28:07I just...
28:07You know, I...
28:08I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't...
28:20It doesn't bother you
28:21that your boyfriend
28:22has ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you
28:27if you're getting all handsy
28:28underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you
28:30to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet,
28:33you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or...
28:37here.
28:45I...
28:46I am not doing this
28:48with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:52You are a bad person.
28:55Cause I don't know
28:56if I might do it.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That...
29:17is...
29:18is great.
29:19And don't worry,
29:20I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out
29:22next week and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I
29:25can do like this big
29:26public break-up scene
29:27in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:37And...
29:38now you can
29:39date whoever you want.
29:40But, like,
29:42actually...
29:45All right.
29:46See ya.
29:51So,
29:52they are, in fact,
29:54getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com
29:57is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now
30:00you can suck face
30:02with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything
30:06I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:09He's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean,
30:13he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want
30:19to be with?
30:20Look, Sky,
30:21you're all schedules
30:22and goals
30:22and being perfect
30:24or whatever,
30:24and I know
30:25Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances
30:28you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:30I know Jesse
30:31is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily
30:34mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound
30:39I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you,
30:42actually.
30:45If you hadn't been
30:46such a pathetic
30:47consolation prize,
30:48Jesse wouldn't want
30:49to talk about us
30:50next week.
30:52Aww.
30:54You should know by now,
30:56given your
30:57literal track record.
30:59Nice girls
31:00always finish last.
31:02Hope you had your fun.
31:04because I'm
31:04taking him back.
31:05There's nothing
31:06you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him
31:19how I feel.
31:23Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy
31:38to entertain you
31:39until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:46You have been
31:47tormenting me
31:48for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:54What makes me
31:55so special?
31:57Why are you
31:58such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:15I just want to give you
32:16what you want.
32:18Then you don't want me
32:19to be the nice guy.
32:21Okay.
32:48You can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You're worried
32:52your fake boyfriend
32:52is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:19What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch
33:23that Carly dumped you,
33:24but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:26I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck you, man.
33:38Yep, I guess
33:39I'll go to sleep
33:39then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:53What the fuck?
33:57Go to bed
33:58in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees
34:01in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:13Good call.
34:15No.
34:43What are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:18Shh.
35:26Shh.
35:29God.
35:39This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:45You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta leave room for hijinks.
36:07Let's...
36:08Let's...
36:08Let's just take a good night.
36:16Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kinda like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:29Better.
36:31It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read.
36:35Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:46in detention.
36:59Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19After years of fucking screaming matches my dad...
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I...
37:43I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I want Cleveland.
38:00They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:17Yeah.
38:22I believe you.
38:27oh, I'm really sorry.
38:32Take care, you you.
38:32Oh, oh!
38:34Oh, oh, oh!
38:35...
38:37Ah, oh!
38:40Huh...
38:41Uh....
38:41Toh...
38:43Oh, no, oh!
38:52Can I hear any other les owners?
38:52They are just what they call them.
38:52You should've been applying.
38:52implications of torrenting time!
38:53Thanh...
39:02I don't know.
39:21Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out? Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what? I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:03No.
41:04Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my
41:12life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean...
41:30There's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what? You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating...
42:47Something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like...
42:50Cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even... Even when we're not doing anything special, just...
42:56Being with you...
42:58I feel better.
43:00Like... Like I don't have to try so hard and...
43:02I started to realize maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:28Ah-ha.
43:29Yeah.
44:02So...
44:04So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that on you...
44:09...again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and...
44:14...she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm. Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:25And I started to think about my life without you in it,
44:28and I just...
44:30...couldn't.
44:33So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:41So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um...
44:52...can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll...
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, that's right.
45:11We got it.
45:12Yeah.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:37Fuck.
45:39Yeah.
45:43Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:47Yeah.
45:56That's good.
45:58Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
46:12Dad, hey. What's going on? You okay? Skylar, go get the nurse. Go get the nurse. You're
46:22okay. You're okay. I got you. I got you. You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive. Here, drink this. There you go. The nurse came by. She said you're
46:56probably just dehydrated. Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip. No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30No. Oh, thank goodness. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, I don't know why, but it
47:39just feels like we're pretending still, you know? Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe we were
47:49just better off as friends. Way better. And as my friend, um, I need you to do something
48:04for me. Anything. Take it easy on, Rain. Accept that. Hey. No. Hey, look. You owe me.
48:21Come on. You, um, you kind of scared me out there. You, uh, you okay? Yeah, um, I think
48:42I just had a panic attack. So. You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques
48:49my therapist showed me. If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give
48:57you them. I can, like. You go to therapy? I'm trying to be better, you know, working on
49:05my delinquency. Look, I, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch. I, I had no idea, and. No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32Like, I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest
49:35for any of it. Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last
49:42couple of years. I wanted to get your attention. I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk
49:51to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing. Yeah, anything. Anything
50:05you had to give. Because you're everything, Skylar. Well, in that case, um, you should
50:23know. Jessie and I, we, um, we broke up. Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually. We don't fit
50:46together. No. No. No. No. I need someone who challenges me. Someone who makes sure that
51:00I pencil in time for hijinks. Oh. Yeah, of course. Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the
51:14middle of the dorm when I am making up.
52:01Wait, um, I don't feel like I should tell you. I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your
52:20list already. Yeah, well, love tight. Remember?
52:26Mm-hmm. Yeah, I, I, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
53:08Oh, yeah. Let's get this thing started off with a bang. Racers, please make your way to the
53:14starting line. Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're
53:20about to lose out to me. Oh, oh, you sure about that? I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke
53:25you. You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg. Literally.
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:55Woo, what a finish! Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have a, we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on. Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Yeah.
54:21Mm-hmm.
54:29Mm-hmm.
54:32Episodio joy
54:32Mm-hmm.
54:33Mm-hmm.
54:34Mm-hmm.
54:39Mm-hmm.
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