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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:15Get out of here!
00:02:22Get out of here!
00:02:23What is that?
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:28Get out of here!
00:02:37Get out of here!
00:03:06Come on, push, push!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:27That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming.
00:03:34Come on, give me one big push.
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:55I'll bleed. I'll bleed now.
00:03:58Quit squarming and ruining my shot.
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:09We're out of here.
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery, Mon.
00:04:26Bring me quiet.
00:04:28Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:53Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:56What are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:07She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:05:13When she saw there was no tit for tat,
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ted for tat, right?
00:05:26See, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the fuck?
00:05:36Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:50Lady, what's your name?
00:06:02Lady, what's your name?
00:06:04Lady, what's your name?
00:06:04Lady, what's your name?
00:06:04Lady, what's your name?
00:06:05Lady, what's your name?
00:06:07Lady, what's your name?
00:06:10Lady, what's your name?
00:06:13Lady, what's your name?
00:06:15Lady, what's your name?
00:06:18Lady, what's your name?
00:06:18Lady, what's your name?
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:06:56Nice knockers.
00:07:23Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:29Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:08:02I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:08:06Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the
00:08:11work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:13Oh.
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun, I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:32And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:36After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:40I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:44He gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:46He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's, that's when you, you arrived.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:58Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:10Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:12Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:16Ah! My ass!
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:30Meow!
00:09:32Meow!
00:09:36Meow!
00:09:38Meow!
00:09:39Meow!
00:09:40Meow!
00:09:40Meow!
00:09:40Uh-huh!
00:09:41Uh-huh!
00:09:42Uh-huh!
00:09:42Uh-huh!
00:09:43Uh-huh!
00:09:43Uh-huh!
00:09:46Uh-huh!
00:09:47Uh-huh!
00:09:58Uh-huh!
00:10:02Ooh-huh!
00:10:04Uh-huh!
00:10:12Ooh-huh!
00:10:30Damn.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:37Don't make me kill you.
00:11:42Don't make me kill you.
00:12:05Don't make me kill you.
00:12:40Don't make me kill you.
00:12:43Don't make me kill you.
00:12:50Don't make me kill you.
00:12:58Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:02Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:09I love you too.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:41Turn us around.
00:13:42Come on.
00:13:42Come on.
00:13:48Come on.
00:13:49Come on.
00:13:51Come on.
00:14:12Come on.
00:14:12Come on.
00:14:20Oh my god.
00:14:21Look at this.
00:14:23Someone left a baby.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:29Come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:54Come on.
00:15:04Fuck me sideways.
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:13Come on.
00:15:33Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith.
00:15:38Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41Oh yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith.
00:15:43Didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:46You can't go up there.
00:15:49I've got a bad boy on that's alright with me.
00:15:58Come here.
00:15:59I can't do things, but when he needs money, money, money makes the world go round, money, money will make
00:16:19you change your sound, if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:28Sorry, Belle, the bar's closed.
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:46Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo. Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you, really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Ciao.
00:18:13Ciao.
00:18:14Ciao.
00:18:28Ciao.
00:19:09Rest in the mood.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:16This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith.
00:19:28You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas.
00:19:47Give me a moment alone here with Café Lama.
00:19:52Relax.
00:19:54Relax.
00:20:04There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes.
00:20:11A real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:23Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name.
00:20:38Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:45I think you know more about this man.
00:20:52He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It's harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:05If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:21:14And it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:21:33But you're not wascally enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:40I just counted six shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:50Oh.
00:21:52Yeah, but what about you?
00:21:54Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:57Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop,
00:21:59one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:03And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07But you see, like my weapon,
00:22:08it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:14Wanna bet?
00:22:18No.
00:22:35Nothing like a good hand job.
00:22:50I can't believe it, but it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:54I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:01and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you Smith, I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl, you deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With the car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good.
00:23:59I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie.
00:24:04I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:11But don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30You see them?
00:24:31I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:36I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No.
00:24:43I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman.
00:24:45She had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:02Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the Unibomber.
00:25:18They can't the Unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23You stupid...
00:25:24Right.
00:25:26That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points.
00:26:19And give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:40You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you
00:26:59bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35To buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me, I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:21Don't call him an it.
00:29:23It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith, is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:46Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:06He sees things we don't.
00:30:07He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:14My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:26Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:36Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:45Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
00:30:51Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book.
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hurts, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:21Then it had to be large and powerful...
00:31:24Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:27A better place.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:41Look.
00:31:43Lay-mask politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:13Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26Alright?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:40I'm telling ya.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:42Go! Back way!
00:32:46Fuck!
00:33:06Fuck!
00:33:10Whoa!
00:33:11She was the devil.
00:33:12Going with the flow.
00:33:14It's all a game to me.
00:33:18Get them in!
00:33:22Seven on eleven.
00:33:24Snake's not touchin' you.
00:33:26Oh.
00:33:28Oh!
00:33:49Oh
00:34:05Oh
00:34:30Oh
00:35:12My god do we really suck or is this guy really that good come on boys he ain't out of
00:35:20the briar pits yet
00:35:43I like dogs
00:36:07Wait a minute
00:36:09Oh that rat bastard
00:36:30What is it it's a bearish diaper
00:36:39This idea blows Smith it's the only idea we've got you actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy
00:36:47metal club and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb
00:36:51Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash ridiculous
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now
00:37:02So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother I still say this is a wild
00:37:07hunch
00:37:08Yes, how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking up. Let's find out who
00:37:21I'll kill I'll kill and let it go
00:37:31You're the owner of this place
00:37:32Who's asking?
00:37:34I am
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No
00:37:41No
00:37:41No
00:37:43No
00:37:43No
00:37:43Just as I suspected
00:37:44No
00:37:46You really is into jewelry
00:37:47No
00:37:48No
00:37:51Me
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs
00:37:52Go to hell
00:37:53Don't mess with me
00:37:55You ain't got the cojones
00:38:03So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to something sneak 11 months ago
00:38:08They paid the whole year in cash
00:38:11I never saw them again, I just figured they would use the back way.
00:38:22Read it.
00:38:38Oh, Madonna.
00:38:41Que horror.
00:38:43This is pretty fucked up.
00:39:30What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:36When Mr. Go-To Guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir. I already made the call. Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:44We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58Watch where you stepped. The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department. These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird. There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah. And a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood. It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:47The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly. And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:32No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking. You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:53I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news. Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait. The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're gonna get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child, so I can feed him.
00:42:42Take care of him.
00:42:45A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:47And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:56You're right.
00:43:01It's unvergivable.
00:43:05No.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:08It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:12The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with stones.
00:43:47You knew Smith.
00:43:49I think about what you hate most.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:04My bib hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered, stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:18Alex!
00:44:20Alex!
00:44:20Alex!
00:44:20Alex!
00:44:23Alex!
00:44:24Alex.
00:44:26Alex!
00:44:30Alex!
00:44:32Alex!
00:44:33Alex!
00:44:33Alex!
00:44:34You like this do you?
00:44:40It's called a gun.
00:44:43Grip.
00:44:44Slide.
00:44:46Breach.
00:44:47Barrel.
00:44:48Trigger.
00:44:49Now this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now this is important. This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:05But really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:29I'm thirsty.
00:45:50I'm thirsty.
00:45:54I watch those youths draw a pace of light
00:46:01They drink this green just like a child
00:46:29Oh
00:47:18Talk about shooting your lad
00:47:27Look at this
00:47:29This is a Hammerson night tag
00:47:31These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:35This is weird
00:47:38All these guys have got him
00:47:45Don't even tell me
00:47:46You know how many of our men he's bloody bad now
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:55Getting angry releases an enzyme
00:47:58Chyptophan hydroxylase
00:47:58Which can temporarily reduce the IQ
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel
00:48:07Take me west side
00:48:09I need to report in
00:48:10I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is
00:48:17No more arguments
00:48:18I have to do this alone
00:48:19And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe
00:48:27A tank?
00:48:28An M24 tank
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives
00:48:32You're whacked
00:48:33I am
00:48:35I'm also serious
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it
00:48:39Don't worry
00:48:40When I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best
00:48:50Now you know how to use those, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not gonna happen
00:48:58There is no way to be sure
00:49:02Yes, there is
00:49:18I'm Stella
00:49:19My Stella
00:49:25Stop whining
00:49:26If you don't behave
00:49:28I am going to spank you
00:49:30Stop whining
00:49:31Stop it
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children
00:49:35Let go of my arm
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit
00:49:40How would you like it if I spank you?
00:49:43Ow! Ow!
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Ow!
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:49Ow!
00:49:50Help!
00:49:51Ow!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny
00:50:14So what you got
00:50:15On this all-star ground powder?
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it too
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz
00:50:30And I wasn't too bad at pong myself
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration
00:50:46Working on which of these guys had sons
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots
00:50:51I think the pucker fact is getting to you
00:50:54You got Giddley!
00:50:58Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl
00:51:00Sit
00:51:02Yes, now you treat
00:51:04Now you get your treat
00:51:05The man has been running the name down
00:51:06And he recalls one of these
00:51:09Gunsmith kids, actually
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful
00:51:16Recruited by the army
00:51:19But after that, the kid is never heard from again
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him
00:51:24Trained him
00:51:25This leads me to a theory
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:28A theory is bull nuggies
00:51:30All you got is a man with no name
00:51:34Riding into town on a pale horse
00:51:37Dispensing his own brand of justice
00:52:03Riding into town on a pale horse
00:52:11Hurtz, you know why people in this country love guns
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that
00:52:17Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun
00:52:20No, Hurtz, people love guns
00:52:23Because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:26Where a poor man can become rich
00:52:29And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34If he's got a gun in his hand
00:52:39I'm hoping you're not just a pussy
00:52:42With a gun in your hand
00:52:43Oh, no, sir, no
00:52:45No, I'm not
00:52:46I'm a tough guy
00:52:48With a pussy in my hand
00:52:54I want you to give this guy
00:52:57And the kid
00:52:58A dirt nap
00:53:00Yes, sir
00:53:05Right away, sir
00:53:06Shh
00:53:09Amore mio
00:53:12Don't worry
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon
00:53:34Hold it!
00:53:35Hold it!
00:53:39Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny
00:53:40You just keep going, going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:44So do you
00:53:44I promise to, uh, despair your life
00:53:47If you tell me where the woman and child are
00:53:49Forget it
00:54:02Oh, boy
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA Black Ops?
00:54:09CIA?
00:54:10The Army?
00:54:11Well, whoever
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ
00:54:14You think that's good?
00:54:16You should see me spell my name in the snow
00:54:21Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed
00:54:35My God, what a tragedy
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place
00:54:41Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:43That your wife and son were there
00:54:45Having their chicken nuggets
00:54:55What's the matter? You don't like that story?
00:55:01Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:55:02Hmm? Children's story, please
00:55:05Oh, I know
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby
00:55:11Maybe later
00:55:13When I put you to sleep
00:55:19Go, go, go
00:55:21Go, go
00:55:23Go, go, go, go
00:55:56Let's go.
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think you got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson, born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man
00:57:28and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:31Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit.
00:57:45It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:54Mr. Gotu guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man, and then we're safe. It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:15Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave? Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me. I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:49Just stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:14Go!
00:59:2120 Patrick's, do you too.
00:59:222 of these.
00:59:26Interestingly, now the house is the ability to get they'll writ.
00:59:27Other games have been inserted into battle-
00:59:271 of these.
00:59:31A Three of these.
00:59:31Oh my god, I'm so excited to watchKjazah.
00:59:36Finally, I've never watched my kill laziness.
00:59:37That's pretty good.
00:59:57Oh
01:00:22Oh
01:00:48Oh
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt
01:01:50What in the hell is that
01:01:53Oh my god that is twisted
01:01:56That sick son of a bitch
01:01:59Oh that sick son of a bitch suckered us again
01:02:08It's time to go little boy
01:02:13Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling
01:02:24Hello is this Smith
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown
01:02:29Not a word about it anywhere
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull
01:02:34I'm telling you we're on the same side
01:02:37Now listen we can do this the easy way or the hard way
01:02:40I want to see the Senator
01:02:43All right
01:02:44He wants to see you too
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina
01:02:48The primaries in three days
01:02:50You can fly with him
01:02:51Runway seven two hours
01:02:53If I see anything I don't like
01:02:56I'm blowing this big time
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun
01:03:17Really?
01:03:20You know we were never really trying to kill you
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering
01:03:24Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight
01:03:27In the latest polls
01:03:28Senator Rutledge continues to be the democratic frontrunner
01:03:31Headed into the next week's season
01:03:32To the primaries
01:03:33We think his rival might lose
01:03:39I owe you my life
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers
01:03:45I heard about you
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV
01:03:48Yes it's amazing
01:03:50What a little makeup can do
01:03:51And a lot of morphine
01:03:56So
01:03:58You've pieced the whole thing together
01:04:01Very clever Mr. Smith
01:04:03Very clever
01:04:04Simple
01:04:06You're the democratic frontrunner for president
01:04:08And your sweeping gun control proposals
01:04:10Are pissing the wrong
01:04:12People
01:04:13Yes well if they're pissed now
01:04:15Wait until I'm elected president
01:04:17We got so many god damn gun lobbies out there
01:04:20That we're going to have to set up just as many commissions
01:04:22Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year
01:04:25Unfortunately you're sick and the gun lats has found out
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery
01:04:29And boom problem solved
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies
01:04:33Correct
01:04:35So where's my savior?
01:04:43Do you know what I hate most?
01:04:45Liars
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson
01:04:48No you're crazy
01:04:48Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him
01:04:50You also let his dog up on the mattress
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers
01:04:54I'd say old duchess took a liking to you
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about
01:04:57Save the life for when you're in office Rutledge
01:04:59If he ever makes a death
01:05:01Do you know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites
01:05:03And you're the biggest one of all
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby
01:05:10Had been tits up from the get-go
01:05:12You see
01:05:13Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition
01:05:16That we had never dreamed was possible
01:05:18In exchange for his life
01:05:20The senator promised to protect our rights
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi
01:05:24Oh come on Smith
01:05:25Come on
01:05:27Guns don't kill people
01:05:28But they sure help
01:05:31Back off
01:05:31Back off
01:05:33Back off or I'll kill him
01:05:34I had to do it
01:05:36I want to live
01:05:38I am meant to be president
01:05:40Yeah well you've got what it takes
01:05:41You put yourself before the people
01:05:42I can still do good
01:05:44In other areas
01:05:45How are you going to square it with the public?
01:05:47It is
01:05:47It is a constitutional right
01:05:49Back off
01:05:50Get back
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking
01:05:52Come around
01:05:53They had you at hello
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit
01:05:59Plain and simple
01:06:01They're the bad guys
01:06:02Come on Smith
01:06:02Don't be a fool
01:06:03The game is over
01:06:04You rolled the dice
01:06:05You lost
01:06:35Let him go
01:06:35Smith there's no escape
01:06:37Maybe not for me
01:06:38But there is for the woman and baby
01:06:39If I kill Rutledge
01:06:42No one will need to find them
01:06:44They'll be saved
01:06:45Your assassination Rutledge
01:06:48Will create a public outrage
01:06:50And trigger immense support
01:06:51For your proposals
01:06:52Your sympathy vote in the congress
01:06:54Will give you anti-gun bills
01:06:56Passage by a landslide
01:06:58Your legacy
01:07:01Will live on
01:07:02Don't do it
01:07:04Then do it
01:07:06Let me regain some honor
01:07:08This is my
01:07:09Son of a bitch
01:07:17Son of a bitch
01:07:23God damn it
01:07:29Let's react
01:07:29It's my land
01:07:32It ought to be
01:07:34A nut
01:07:38It ought to be
01:07:40It ought to be
01:07:40A nut
01:07:41Walt
01:07:42Return
01:07:43Final
01:07:45Trouble
01:07:46Return
01:07:47we got
01:07:50Fl lawmakers
01:07:52and
01:07:53get
01:07:53your
01:07:53Watch out your ass, it's all the ass!
01:08:05You die!
01:08:10You sleep!
01:08:13You die!
01:08:15Are you?
01:08:23Come on!
01:08:25I'm going to attack you!
01:08:42You got it!
01:08:53You...
01:09:09You got it?
01:09:13Give him one more question.
01:09:21You're really going to come back.
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:40I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:08Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:09This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart, and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:37Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:40Well.
01:10:45I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02Huh?
01:11:05No!
01:11:07Again, I ask.
01:11:09Where are the woman and child?
01:11:12Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yeah, shortly it will be.
01:11:30You know, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just got to pick a contract because of you.
01:11:37I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me
01:11:46were just going to bend over and take your little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:49There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:55Hmm?
01:11:56The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So, you see, once I silence you and the woman,
01:12:03the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So, once again, I ask you,
01:12:07where are the woman and child?
01:12:09You know I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one.
01:12:14You'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19I'd give that one the old thumbs up!
01:12:24What if it didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:35I found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39You killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you.
01:12:44I'm a goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:12:59We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:20We'll need something a little more invasive.
01:13:24Damn.
01:13:37That gun's just fucking great, Hammersack.
01:13:54And, boy, there are tears, I can tell them with my ears, and all and all I must tell you,
01:14:06well, I must tell you, I'm so proud of my eyes.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:01Oh, yes, sirree, Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:04But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead-on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again?
01:15:14I said I am dead-
01:15:16Stop!
01:15:18That part of it you got right.
01:15:42Back!
01:15:51It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey.
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:07Grr!
01:16:33What I really hate
01:16:36is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:23The FBI stated an anonymous tip...
01:17:53Shh, don't worry little boy.
01:17:56Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:15Oliver, I love you.
01:18:25What took you so long?
01:18:47All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:49That dude is your element.
01:18:51Everyone else freeze!
01:18:52Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:55He said freeze!
01:18:56That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering!
01:19:00Nobody dies!
01:19:01You don't fucking move!
01:19:02I'm in a rush here!
01:19:03Come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:09What?
01:19:28No!
01:19:31No!
01:19:34No!
01:19:35No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:37NO!
01:20:07Let's go.
01:20:37When I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
01:20:39I'm just looking at him, not a good time
01:20:42My heart's full of fun
01:20:44I'm gonna get up my heart
01:20:48Yeah, it's pretty good
01:20:50Yeah, I'm gonna get up my mind
01:20:54Yeah, he's got my heart, he's been a star
01:20:59Yeah, we're gonna get up my mind
01:21:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:06The King's got a heart for the Neverthoughts
01:21:09Oh, yeah, baby
01:21:27The King's got a heart for the Neverthoughts
01:21:31Oh, yeah, baby
01:22:03The King's got a heart for the Neverthoughts
01:22:07Oh, yeah, baby
01:22:12The King's got a heart for the Neverthoughts
01:22:18Oh, yeah, baby
01:22:28The King's got a heart for the Neverthoughts
01:22:31Oh, yeah, baby
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