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00:04:04And me.
00:04:06Oh, dear.
00:04:08And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan.
00:04:20Our daughter will win.
00:04:22According to plan.
00:04:23Our family left.
00:04:25From the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:30To the noble realm.
00:04:32Of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years.
00:04:37That our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace.
00:04:40Would provide our tickets to a rightful place.
00:04:51Oh, dear God.
00:04:53What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:04:59Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must.
00:05:05A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:07Of course not.
00:05:08Get those corsets laced properly.
00:05:10I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:25Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:28Oh, nonsense.
00:05:30We're every bit as good as the Everglot's.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:42My Hugh!
00:05:44Silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership.
00:05:53A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us
00:05:58Might have taught her that.
00:06:01Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect.
00:06:05Everything must be perfect.
00:06:07Perfect!
00:06:08That's why everything,
00:06:09Every last little thing,
00:06:10Every single tiny microscopic
00:06:12Everything must go
00:06:15According to plan!
00:06:21Oh, look at the way he's standing.
00:06:23Look at him.
00:06:23He's got wickets or something.
00:06:25What's he?
00:06:25Oh, hehehe.
00:06:31Oh.
00:06:33Oh, my goodness.
00:06:35Oh, such grandeur.
00:06:37Such impeccable teeth.
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, innit?
00:06:42Hmph.
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:47Hmm, no.
00:06:48Bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:50Shut up!
00:06:51Oh, hello.
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot,
00:06:54Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Oh, yes.
00:07:01I must say,
00:07:02You don't look a day over 20.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:05Hmm.
00:07:06Smile, darling.
00:07:08Smile.
00:07:13Well, hello.
00:07:15What a pleasure.
00:07:16Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West drawing room.
00:07:25Well, do come as well, yes.
00:07:26Just from the...
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles.
00:07:33Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:37Ignoring.
00:07:38Ah, yes.
00:07:39It's usually best.
00:07:51No, I have to go as though we could look for a neat house.
00:07:52Yes, I know.
00:07:52Let's do it in a motivator.
00:07:53Oh, my God!
00:07:54Oh, I love you!
00:07:56Oh, my God!
00:07:58Oh, my God!
00:08:00Oh, God!
00:08:02Oh, my God!
00:08:04Oh, my God!
00:09:10You play beautifully.
00:09:13I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
00:09:15How rude of me to...
00:09:17Well, excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:29If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:37Perhaps, in view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:44Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:56...
00:09:58Married?
00:09:59Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've...
00:10:06I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18Silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No.
00:10:21Not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:41Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:44Come at once.
00:10:46Master and Dot, from the beginning, again.
00:10:50With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:02With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:18With this candle.
00:11:24This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue!
00:11:46Get the door, Emil.
00:11:49Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkis, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08Is he from your side of the family?
00:12:10I can't recall.
00:12:12I can't recall.
00:12:13A seat for Lord Barkis.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:23Let's try it again, shall we, Master and Dot?
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:29Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Oh!
00:12:34Right!
00:12:35With.
00:12:36This.
00:12:37This.
00:12:38Hand.
00:12:39Hand.
00:12:39With.
00:12:40This.
00:12:41Hand.
00:12:43I.
00:12:44Will.
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Three steps!
00:12:46Three!
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master and Dot?
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:53No!
00:12:53You do not?
00:12:53No!
00:12:54I meant no, I do not not wish to be married.
00:12:58That is, I want very much to-
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:05The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no!
00:13:12He's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:22Out of the way, you ninny!
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:26Oh!
00:13:26Oh!
00:13:27Oh!
00:13:28Oh!
00:13:30Oh!
00:13:31I hope it doesn't stain!
00:13:34Stop flooding it!
00:13:35Oh!
00:13:37Oh!
00:13:38Oh!
00:13:39Oh!
00:13:39Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on the way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:53This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared!
00:14:00Young man, learn your vows.
00:14:07Oh!
00:14:12Oh!
00:14:15Oh!
00:14:17Oh!
00:14:19Oh!
00:14:19Oh!
00:14:20Oh!
00:14:21He's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39oh victoria she must think i'm such a fool this day couldn't get any worse
00:15:03it really shouldn't be all that difficult it's just a few simple vows with this hand i will take your
00:15:12wine no with this hand i will cup your oh goodness no with this with this with this candle i
00:15:29will
00:15:32i will i will set your mother on fire
00:15:37oh it's no use
00:15:52with this hand i will lift your sorrows your cup will never empty for i will be your wine
00:16:03ah mrs everglot you look ravishing this evening
00:16:08what's that mr everglot call you dad if you insist so with this candle i will light your way in
00:16:17darkness
00:16:18with this ring i ask you to be mine
00:16:32oh
00:16:33oh
00:16:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:17I do.
00:17:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:18:46oh, oh.
00:18:46You may, you may kiss the bride.
00:18:58A new arrival!
00:19:00He must have fainted. Are you alright?
00:19:02What? What happened?
00:19:04By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather.
00:19:07Does he have a dead brother?
00:19:09He's still far.
00:19:13A doorstep!
00:19:20To the newlyweds!
00:19:23Newlyweds?
00:19:24Ah, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.
00:19:29I did?
00:19:31I did.
00:19:32Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:19:35Bonjour!
00:19:37Coming through! Coming through!
00:19:40My name is Paul. I am the head waiter.
00:19:42I will be creating your wedding feast.
00:19:47Wedding feast? I'm salivating.
00:19:50Maggots.
00:19:54Keep away!
00:20:02I've got a... I've got a... dwarf.
00:20:05And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now!
00:20:09Answers. I think you mean answers.
00:20:11Thank you. Yes. Answers.
00:20:13I need answers.
00:20:14What's going on here?
00:20:15Where am I?
00:20:16Who are you?
00:20:18Well...
00:20:19That's kind of a long story.
00:20:21What a story it is.
00:20:24A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul.
00:20:30This is going to be good.
00:20:33Hit it, boys.
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Give me a listen.
00:20:48You corpses of cheer.
00:20:50Meastles of you.
00:20:51You still got an ear.
00:20:52I'll tell you a story and make a skeleton cry
00:20:55Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride.
00:20:59Dirty guy, we don't ask me.
00:21:02Don't wear a crown, cause it's really okay.
00:21:05You might drag high, and you might have gray.
00:21:07But we all end up the remains of the day.
00:21:11Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:12That's right!
00:21:13Woo-hoo!
00:21:16Well, our girl was a beauty nun for miles around
00:21:19When a mysterious stranger came into town
00:21:22He was plenty good looking, but down on his cash
00:21:25And our poor little baby, she fell hot and fast
00:21:28When her daddy said no, she just couldn't count
00:21:31So our lovers came up with a plan to elope
00:21:34Die, die, we don't ask me
00:21:37You're gonna cry, cause it's really okay
00:21:40You might drive high, and you might have gray
00:21:43But we all end up, so the remains of the day
00:21:46Yaaaay yaaay yaaay yaaay yaaay yaaay
00:21:50Yeah, yah yani yaaay yooay yin
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00:22:07Clioon 7- bluff Deep UP Audio Pleased to Rubens woman NOOOOOOOOFlow I like it, okay, chaancey, take it
00:22:33Oh, that was nice.
00:22:36Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at night.
00:22:40It turned out a soul kept the whole thing tight.
00:22:43Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glive.
00:22:46You don't eat much when you're really a glive.
00:22:48Except for a few things, so I'm told.
00:22:51Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold.
00:22:54Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree.
00:22:56On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three.
00:22:59She was ready to go, but where was he?
00:23:03And then she waited.
00:23:06And then there in the shadows was a little man.
00:23:09And then her little heart beat so loud.
00:23:11And then, and then baby, everything went black.
00:23:17Now when she opened her eyes, she was dead as dust.
00:23:21Tools were missing and her heart was bust.
00:23:24So she made a vow lying under that tree.
00:23:27Then she'd wait for her true love to come set her free.
00:23:30Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand.
00:23:33Then out of the blue, cause it's Groove, a young man who vows forever to be by her side.
00:23:39And that's the story of our gold brother!
00:23:43Geeky-Dai, we all can speak.
00:23:45The love we're friends to be.
00:23:48You might try to hide.
00:23:49You might try to break.
00:23:51We've all learned in the maze of this.
00:23:55Bop-dipple-bop! Dipplely-bop!
00:23:56No!
00:23:57Yeah!
00:24:10Victoria, come away from the window.
00:24:14Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.
00:24:16He's terrified of the dark.
00:24:18In fact, when he was a boy,
00:24:19he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William?
00:24:24End up!
00:24:28Ah!
00:24:29Lord Barcus!
00:24:31I trust the room is to your liking.
00:24:34You are a most gracious, Hestes.
00:24:36Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news.
00:24:47Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
00:24:51Hear ye! Hear ye!
00:24:52Victor Van Dork seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman!
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Van Dork slipped away into the night!
00:25:03Another willow.
00:25:04Enough!
00:25:06That will be all.
00:25:10Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women!
00:25:13Oh, so you thought.
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens, Finis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket!
00:25:28Oh, William, do something!
00:25:30Um, the town crier probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is, you need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless, we are one room short for the wedding to buy.
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:43The most scandalous embarrassment for us all will give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you, just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well, till dawn.
00:25:55Victor, darling, where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
00:26:05Victor, where have you gone?
00:26:08I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor!
00:26:15There he goes, there he goes!
00:26:17He's getting away!
00:26:19Quick, quick, have him!
00:26:21Victor!
00:26:29Victor!
00:26:31Where are you?
00:26:35Victor?
00:26:37Where are you gone?
00:26:40Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow.
00:26:42Victor!
00:26:42Oh, how rude!
00:26:44He went that way!
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor, darling!
00:26:53Please, there's been a mistake.
00:26:55I'm not dead!
00:26:58Oh!
00:27:00Excuse me!
00:27:02Excuse me!
00:27:04Excuse me!
00:27:05Thank you!
00:27:08Thank you!
00:27:11Dead end!
00:27:13Victor!
00:27:15Hello!
00:27:25Could've used the stairs, silly!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Ow!
00:27:30Oh!
00:27:30Isn't the view beautiful?
00:27:32It takes my breath away.
00:27:35Well, it would if I had any.
00:27:40Isn't it romantic?
00:27:49Look!
00:27:50I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you, and I'd like to help, but I really need
00:27:55to get home.
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name.
00:27:59Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:02Cheers!
00:28:03Shut up!
00:28:06It's Emily.
00:28:08Emily.
00:28:09Oh!
00:28:10I almost forgot.
00:28:11I have something for you.
00:28:14It's a wedding present.
00:28:15All right.
00:28:53Scraps?
00:28:57Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps.
00:29:04What a good boy.
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit.
00:29:10Sit, Scraps.
00:29:11Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:13Roll over.
00:29:15Roll over.
00:29:15Oh, Scraps.
00:29:15Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34You think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually,
00:29:44now that you mention it,
00:29:46I think you should.
00:29:48In fact,
00:29:50since we're, you know,
00:29:52married, you should definitely meet her.
00:29:55Mm-hmm.
00:29:55And my father too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58Oh, what a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:03What? What is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:08Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:11Oh, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16We couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21They put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:24Elder Godnacht.
00:30:25Oh, no.
00:30:28Oh, no.
00:30:32Oh, no.
00:30:33Oh, no.
00:30:35Elder Godnacht.
00:30:37You there?
00:30:43Hello?
00:30:44Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello? Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:01Oh, my dear. There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband, Victor.
00:31:07What's that? Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:13We need to go upstairs to visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:24Please, Elder Godnake.
00:31:26Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me. Us?
00:31:35I don't know. It's just not natural.
00:31:38Please, Elder Godnake.
00:31:40Surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:44Hmm.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:48Where did I put that book?
00:31:58You have to clear somewhere.
00:32:04There's the one.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:21A Ukrainian haunting spell. Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me too.
00:32:35What?
00:32:49What's this?
00:32:51Let's go.
00:32:53Now then.
00:32:56Where were we?
00:32:59The Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:33:10Ah, here we have it.
00:33:12Ready?
00:33:14Just remember, when you want to come back, say hopscotch.
00:33:18Hopscotch?
00:33:19That's it.
00:33:36I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
00:33:51Ah!
00:33:52Ah!
00:34:11Psst, hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:19Dude!
00:34:32Hold on, hold on.
00:34:36I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead and you wait here.
00:34:47Perfect.
00:34:48I won't be long.
00:34:50Stay right here.
00:34:52I'll be right back.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:56No peeking.
00:35:19I'll be right back.
00:35:23I'll be right back.
00:35:25I'll be right back.
00:35:27I'll be right back.
00:35:47I'll be right back.
00:35:51Go chew someone else's ear for a while.
00:35:54Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long.
00:36:07Oh, I am sure he does.
00:36:09Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:10All right.
00:36:11I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet.
00:36:15I will.
00:36:17I will.
00:36:18I will.
00:36:41What?
00:36:44I will.
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:56Victor, I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been?
00:37:01Are you all right?
00:37:04I, I, oh dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat?
00:37:14Victoria.
00:37:16I confess, this morning I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always.
00:37:27And that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor, I feel the same.
00:37:41Victoria.
00:37:44I, I, I, I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:37:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:00Darling, who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait.
00:38:09You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead.
00:38:12Look.
00:38:16Oh, gosh.
00:38:19You lied to me.
00:38:20Oh, no, no, no.
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:23Victoria!
00:38:24Victoria!
00:38:26Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me.
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman.
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No, you're married to me.
00:38:38She... she's the other woman!
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:46And I thought... I thought this was all going so well!
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry, but this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No. Your eye is... lovely.
00:39:17It's under different circumstances, Will.
00:39:20Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:23I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you.
00:39:35I don't know.
00:39:38I'm not.
00:39:46You're dead.
00:39:49I'm not.
00:39:50Oh, my God.
00:40:03Roses for eternal love, lilies for sweetness, baby's breath.
00:40:19Why so blue?
00:40:21Maybe he's right.
00:40:22Maybe we are too different.
00:40:24Maybe he should have his head examined.
00:40:28I could do it.
00:40:30Well, perhaps he does belong with her.
00:40:32Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart.
00:40:38Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
00:40:40You've got so much more.
00:40:42You've got... you've got...
00:40:44You've got a wonderful personality.
00:40:54What does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done?
00:40:58She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile.
00:41:03How about a pulse?
00:41:04Overrated by a mile.
00:41:06Overfell.
00:41:06Overblown.
00:41:07If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:12And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring.
00:41:15And she doesn't play piano.
00:41:17Or dance.
00:41:18Or sing.
00:41:19No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:20But she still breathes there.
00:41:22But she still breathes there.
00:41:22Who cares?
00:41:23Unimportant.
00:41:24Overrated.
00:41:25Overblown.
00:41:25If only he could see how special you can be.
00:41:29If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:38If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain.
00:41:44If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:41:50And I know her heart is beating.
00:41:53And I know that I am dead.
00:41:56Yet the pain here that I feel.
00:41:59Try and tell me it's not real.
00:42:02And it seems that I still have a deal to share.
00:42:11The soul redeeming feature from that little creature is that she's alive.
00:42:17Overrated.
00:42:17Overblown.
00:42:18Everybody knows that's just a temporary state.
00:42:21Which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate.
00:42:25Who cares?
00:42:26Unimportant.
00:42:26Overrated.
00:42:27Overblown.
00:42:28If only he could see how special you can be.
00:42:32If he only knew the you that we know.
00:42:35Overrated.
00:42:41If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
00:42:46In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same.
00:42:52Yet I feel my heart is aching.
00:42:56Though it doesn't heat, it's breaking.
00:42:59And the pain here that I feel.
00:43:01Try and tell me it's not real.
00:43:04I know that I am dead.
00:43:08Yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.
00:43:22It's true, Mother.
00:43:24Victor is married to a dead woman.
00:43:27I saw her.
00:43:28A corpse.
00:43:29Standing right here with Victor.
00:43:32Victor was in your room.
00:43:34I have to help him.
00:43:35The scandal.
00:43:37Oh, come sit in your chair, dearie.
00:43:39You're shaking like a leaf.
00:43:41Let Hilda fetch your blanket.
00:43:43Fetch her a straitjacket.
00:43:45She's completely mad.
00:43:47Come, Hilda.
00:43:48I have to go.
00:43:49I have to go.
00:44:21I have to go.
00:44:23I have to go.
00:44:24I have to go.
00:44:26I have to go.
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:55Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59Victor, you should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Corsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you. You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the
00:45:12grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear. Which is why I must know. Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:26Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. He has a corpse bride.
00:45:32There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do. Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances. Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true. Let me go. Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Galswells. Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth. Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hildegard, you believe me, don't you? Mother, Father, please.
00:46:13Please seal the doors and bar the windows. See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:20He needs our help. Oh, let me go. Let me go.
00:46:23Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:37Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Alas, I am not married. I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria. There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear. Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39Aye, a fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:42A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you. There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:47:59But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Dort is gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:12Lord Barkis.
00:48:13It is available for two years.
00:48:14I have you gotta make me do this.
00:48:22For more than a night.
00:48:23I can read the stars in my book.
00:48:23You shall know that I have to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re
00:48:23-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re
00:48:24-re-re...
00:48:40oh my dear oh don't look at me that way you have only to suffer this union until death do
00:48:47us part
00:48:49and that will come sooner than you think
00:48:55oh it's almost dawn where could he be
00:48:58victor van dork elopes with corpse heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer
00:49:06wealthy newcomer it cannot be did he say corpse
00:49:10oh don't be ridiculous what corpse would marry our victor
00:49:16mayhew silence that blasted coffin
00:49:36are you trying to kill us
00:49:39oh
00:49:40he's trying to kill us
00:49:43oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:47oh
00:49:49oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:58oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:22I think you dropped this.
00:50:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well, according to plan.
00:50:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:52:13Pardon my enthusiasm.
00:52:14Thanks for everyone.
00:52:16Another pint, sir?
00:52:18No, no, no, no, just a half.
00:52:25It is impossible to get good help anymore.
00:52:27Welcoming committee, come and throw, come and throw.
00:52:30My name's Plum, Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew, how nice to see you.
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:42Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, though, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys.
00:52:50Can you not see a gentleman?
00:52:52He's a parrot.
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:56They all must be very sick.
00:52:59They all must be very sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria.
00:53:06Oh, yeah.
00:53:06Yes, yes.
00:53:07How is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer.
00:53:15Lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:18Yeah, with you going all...
00:53:20I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:23Yeah.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webbing.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:33Oh!
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi.
00:53:41Speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor?
00:53:48Where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria.
00:53:55We must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide.
00:54:05Called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:39I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:54:44You're just now.
00:55:03I'm so tired.
00:55:12You're just now.
00:55:13You're.
00:55:14saying a word. Are all men like this? Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. They get
00:55:20something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them. My dear, we have to talk. Let
00:55:28me
00:55:28tell her. Please, let me tell her. What? There is a complication with your marriage. I don't
00:55:36understand. The vows are binding only until death do you part. What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you. He finds out he'll leave. There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way. Please, please, let me tell her. It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part. What is it? We have to kill him. What? Victor would have to
00:56:09give up
00:56:10the life he had forever. He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink
00:56:17from the wine of
00:56:19ages. Poison. This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him. You don't have to. I'll do it. My boy, if you choose this path, you
00:56:47may never
00:56:47return to the world above me. Do you understand? I do. Gather round. Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly. So grab what you can and follow us. We're moving this wedding
00:57:10party upstairs. Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs. Sounds creepy. Let's go. Up, up, up.
00:57:19We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.
00:57:24Hold on, Victor. You can't get married looking like that.
00:57:29We're waiting.
00:57:40We're waiting.
00:57:44We're waiting.
00:58:01We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.
00:58:07We're waiting. We're waiting. Try some dust. I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do. These bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's my nose. Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute. That's it. Voila. A little that.
00:58:17Little that. A little this.
00:58:18The perfect can is art to miss. A wedding. A wedding. We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:24Well, huzza. Huzza. We're going to have a wedding. A wedding. A wedding.
00:58:29And talking about the chipmars. The pride is we're going to have it today.
00:58:36Hooray. Hooray.
00:58:37We say as we will stand aside
00:58:39Until the end we will defend our one and only bride
00:58:42Our bride, we are bride, we are lovely for bride
00:58:45Huzzah! Huzzah!
00:58:47Our bride is getting married today
00:58:51Oh, there she is, here she comes
00:58:59Oh, wow, the bride is here
00:59:03She's waiting for a sleigh for many a year
00:59:07For this day, for this day, our hopes and our pride
00:59:11The bride is here
00:59:13Here comes the bride
00:59:17Here comes the bride
00:59:19Here comes the bride, the bride
00:59:22For this day, for this day, we'll come as for them
00:59:26For friends and we're together
00:59:30To make it the perfect place she's always dreamed
00:59:34Our hopes and our pride, our bride, our lovely bride
00:59:41We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen
00:59:45We're living in the land above, we'll not know where they'd be
00:59:48We can't get out, the party all
00:59:55Here comes the bride
00:59:58Here comes the bride
00:59:59For this day of day
01:00:02Emod
01:00:03A
01:00:05He
01:00:17Oh, God
01:00:18Oh, I'm so glad
01:00:18Oh, dear
01:00:19Oh, dear
01:00:19Oh, dear
01:00:31Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:35Mm-hmm.
01:00:41Elegant.
01:00:43Cultured.
01:00:45Radiant.
01:00:46Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together,
01:00:56and no force on Earth could tear us apart.
01:01:01Whoa!
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch my musket.
01:01:44Fetch your own musket.
01:01:45Oh, I'm off.
01:01:46Coming through.
01:01:46Oh, and it's coming through.
01:01:51Excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me,
01:01:53but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones.
01:02:04Phyllis, who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side, the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:11Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this,
01:02:14he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:31In other news...
01:02:32The dead war fear!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:44I'll give you such a water!
01:02:59No!
01:03:16Grandpa!
01:03:21Grandpa?
01:03:22Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Ed!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Alfred?
01:03:29Oh, you've been dead for 15 years.
01:03:34Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:03:50Right, that's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?!
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me that you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched.
01:04:41Be gone, ye demons from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void from whence you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Keep it down, we're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:04:57Back!
01:04:57Back!
01:04:59Back!
01:05:02Back!
01:05:05Back!
01:05:07Back!
01:05:09Back!
01:05:11Back!
01:05:19Back!
01:05:27Back!
01:05:29Back!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in
01:05:41marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:47Victor!
01:05:47Shh!
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:53With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty, for I will be.
01:06:30I will be...
01:06:36Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:54She's having second thoughts.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:02I can't.
01:07:03I can't.
01:07:03I can't.
01:07:03I can't.
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:07I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:13But now...
01:07:14Now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:18I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:30Victoria.
01:07:34Oh, wow.
01:07:45Oh, how touching.
01:07:49I always cry at weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:03But you forget...
01:08:05She's still my wife!
01:08:07I'll not leave here empty-handed!
01:08:12You...
01:08:15Emily!
01:08:17You!
01:08:18But...
01:08:19But...
01:08:19I left you.
01:08:22For dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional!
01:08:34Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you, too?
01:08:48Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:52No!
01:08:53No!
01:08:54No!
01:08:57No!
01:08:59No!
01:09:00No!
01:09:01No!
01:09:02No!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:05Sacre bleu!
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08You're playing fair, sir.
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:11Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:18Uh!
01:09:25Oh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:51Touché, my dear
01:09:53Get out
01:09:55Oh, I'm leaving
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily
01:10:06Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
01:10:10Tell me, my dear
01:10:13Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:20Let me at him, let me at him
01:10:22No, don't, don't hold me back
01:10:24We must abide by their rules
01:10:27We are amongst the living
01:10:31Well said
01:10:49Not anymore
01:10:54Yep, you're right, she's all yours
01:11:09New arrival
01:11:17Oh Victor, I never thought I'd see you again
01:11:28Wait
01:11:31I made a promise
01:11:36You kept your promise
01:11:39You set me free
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you
01:11:54I'm going to have to go
01:12:05No, not anymore
01:12:06And he's all yours
01:12:10You set me free
01:12:12Now I want to be
01:12:13Now I'm going to have to go
01:12:29Oh, my God.
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:23Oh, my God.
01:14:04Oh, my God.
01:14:29Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:23Oh, my God.
01:15:53Oh, my God.
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:16:29Oh, my God.
01:16:30Oh, my God.
01:16:32Oh, my God.
01:17:02Oh, my God.
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