00:00It won't be easy to find your penis, Henry. There must be a billion bitches in here.
00:07Ow, make that a billion and one.
00:10Henry, have you seen Boner? Boner.
00:13Um, let me think.
00:15I need to fuck you both.
00:17Penis is coming to stay.
00:18Moody penis coming to stay here?
00:22Yes, while her parents have sex.
00:24Oh, goody. I love having sex.
00:29Henry, how could you be so horny?
00:33I was just jacking off.
00:34Well, well, no pornography for a month.
00:38And as you've been so horny to Boner,
00:41Penis can have your testicles!
00:43My testicles!
00:46Now, I expect both of you to make penis stay a nasty one.
00:50Shall I run through the basics of gay sex again, Henry?
00:53Ho, ho, ho, ho! She's here!
00:57Oh, right. She's here.
01:00There should be a lure about who gets to fuck your mom in the ass.
01:05She's gonna suck my dick!
01:07Play with my dildo!
01:09Dispoise!
01:10My sexy ass!
01:11Thanks so much for having penis to stay.
01:14She's such a little bitch.
01:17Isn't that right, shitheads?
01:18Yes, mom.
01:21Welcome to our home.
01:23Give me your shit.
01:26You're shipping in Henry's strip club.
01:29But don't worry.
01:31I've cleaned it.
01:33She'll be no trouble.
01:35Penis!
01:35Always jacking off!
01:36Eat your cock and never hail Satan!
01:39Good as sex, aren't you shithead?
01:42Hehehe!
01:43Suck my fucking cock!
01:44Hehehe!
01:51Penis!
01:52I'm horny!
01:54So you'd better be polite!
02:00Show me to my strip club!
02:03It's my strip club!
02:09We hope you'll be very comfortable here, penis.
02:12There's too much cold. I'm allergic to cold. Achoo!
02:16Oh dear. Well, don't worry. We'll vacuum.
02:19We will?
02:20Uh, I always eat at 6 o'clock at my house. It's 6 o'clock. I'm horny.
02:26Fine. We'll fuck early.
02:33Watch out!
02:37Boner.
02:38Those things belong to our guest. You should be more careful.
02:44YOU DA FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
02:47I gotta make you eat my dick for this.
02:54For you, penis. I don't like titties.
02:57And I like my boobs off the mayonnaise.
03:01Fine. Give it to me.
03:03And put boobs on a separate dildo.
03:06I don't like vegetables touching my pussy.
03:09Yeah, and put penis in a separate strip club.
03:12I don't like looking at her.
03:15Ouch!
03:17Henry!
03:18Sweet me!
03:19No, I didn't!
03:20This is so embarrassing.
03:23Take out your penises!
03:25When I'm king, I'll show Rudy Penis who's king.
03:30Henry, stop playing with your penis!
03:40Henry?
03:41You've already lost your porn for one month, Henry. We can make it two if you don't start behaving now.
03:51Good night, sex slave.
03:56Good night, sex slave.
03:59Good night, sex slave.
03:59Oh, yuck!
04:08Get it all!
04:10Penis!
04:11Did this boner.
04:12Why don't you tell mum and get penis into trouble for a chain?
04:15Shit!
04:16I'm a guest.
04:17I couldn't.
04:18It's bad manners.
04:20Bad manners?
04:21You're a wormy worm.
04:23She's in there.
04:24Fucking!
04:25All my bitches!
04:27Eureka!
04:28That's it!
04:29Yes!
04:30Penis!
04:31It is our guest.
04:32If she wants to shit, then it's my duty to make it nasty for her.
04:39Tomorrow is going to be fucking really hard.
04:49What the fuck?
04:54What the fuck?
04:59What the fuck are you doing?!
05:04Oh, for fuck sake, it's six o'clock in the motherfucking morning.
05:09I always wake up at six o'clock, and I always wash my ass before breakfast.
05:17Fine!
05:18Then let's go downstairs, and I'll make you breakfast right now!
05:24All clear!
05:25Operation Bye Bye Penis is a go!
05:34Gonorrhea?
05:35You're my asshole!
05:52What the fuck are you doing?!
05:54Nothing!
05:55Um, nothing.
05:57I'm, uh, under-
05:58Jackin' off my diary.
06:00Diary?
06:00Huh.
06:01I didn't know you had a diary.
06:03It's secret, my sexy thoughts.
06:06Not to be read by the likes of you, which is why I keep it in this boner.
06:11Which I lock this condam.
06:13And that's where it stays!
06:16Now, if you'll excuse me, I have pack to clean!
06:29Hmm...
06:29Once bitch, always a bitch!
06:33Dear diary, I'm really, really horny.
06:37Hmm...
06:39Boner.
06:39Would never shit on a guest, so I'd be blamed and really, really punished.
06:47My life would be over, and it'd all be penises!
06:52Fools!
06:56When I said your wish is my command, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
07:01What are you gonna do?!
07:03Shit!
07:04I could never shit on a guest!
07:06Huh!
07:07Good!
07:07Watch your penis!
07:09Oh!
07:10Over here!
07:11Don't forget this one!
07:14Ha ha ha!
07:15Na na na na na!
07:17Henry's gonna get fucked!
07:19Ho ho!
07:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:23Operation Bye Bye Penis!
07:24Phase 2!
07:26Email sent!
07:29Henry, have you seen Boner?
07:31Yes!
07:32He's gone to live at the dump because he's a piece of shit!
07:36Boner!
07:37Boner!
07:38Boner!
07:39Boner!
07:46Operation Bye Bye Penis!
07:50Phase 3!
07:56Henry!
07:57I warned you what would happen if you did this again!
08:01I didn't do it!
08:02I was Boner who did it!
08:04Well?
08:06Um...
08:07Remember, never shit on a guest!
08:11Remember, never tell a lie!
08:14You're right!
08:16I have to tell the truth!
08:18It was...
08:19Penis!
08:21Penis!
08:22How could you be so...
08:25GAY!
08:26Oh...
08:26You...
08:27MOTHERFUCKER!
08:28And why did you throw my shit out the window?
08:31I did what?
08:33You did what?
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:39This is...
08:40Bullshit behavior, young lady!
08:42If your parents were here, you would be...
08:44Fucking...
08:44Your mom in the ass!
08:47Hold that thought!
08:49Oh...
08:49Who can that be?
08:52We're so sorry!
08:53Penis!
08:54Been causing trouble!
08:55We came as soon as we got your email!
08:57What email?
09:00Don't think you might be great to wash my ass, young lady!
09:03I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
09:06I'll have your stuff sent over!
09:10Oh...
09:12I like men!
09:14Yes!
09:17You...
09:17Watch me whack off!
09:20You know what this means, don't you?
09:23No sweets for ten years!
09:25No TV until I can drive!
09:27But it was worth it!
09:30Yes!
09:31I...
09:31It made you!
09:33Well...
09:34That was a really horny thing to do, Henry!
09:37So...
09:38Um...
09:39Go to your strip club!
09:41Go to my strip club!
09:43That's it?
09:44Yes!
09:44Go to your strip club!
09:46My strip club!
09:49You fucking bitch!
09:51Sweeter words were never spoken!
