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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, TJ!
00:29Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:33Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Nah, don't let Shane meet Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure. You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:56Come on, you guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:09Whoa, easy there.
01:11Oh, hi, TJ.
01:15Sorry, do I, do I know you?
01:17No. Well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:22TJ, are you serious right now? It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body
01:27count up?
01:27No, that's not at all.
01:29Leave the poor girl alone. She's clearly not into it.
01:34Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:40Oh, my God. I am so sorry about him. He does not know how to turn the fuck boy thing
01:47off.
01:48You're Charlotte, right?
01:49Tracy, oh my God, my best friend!
01:53You look so good.
01:56Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
02:00Leave her alone, Sadie.
02:03You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:06Don't worry. After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:12I'll see you at practice.
02:13We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:18Aren't you two friends?
02:20We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:25How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:27You wanna come over to my place?
02:30Please, please. I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:36Okay.
02:38Really?
02:39Yes!
02:45Hello?
02:50Tracy?
02:52Upstairs!
03:13Corey, is that you?
03:17Oh, shit!
03:21You okay?
03:29Two tackles in one day.
03:31Should join the football team.
03:33I'm so sorry.
03:34I don't know.
03:36Well, apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:41You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet,
03:45you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:48Right. Sorry.
03:50It's okay.
03:52I need to apologize.
03:55I just wanna see your face.
03:58Not so bad, right?
04:03What the fuck is going on?
04:08Calm down.
04:11I was gonna say hi.
04:12Okay, great.
04:14Now say bye.
04:17Bye.
04:20TJ.
04:26Hey, yo, Trace.
04:28Looking fine.
04:29Hey.
04:31So, uh...
04:33You ladies doing anything later tonight, or...?
04:38Yeah, okay, bet. Yeah.
04:39Catch you later.
04:40Better look next time.
04:41Man, fuck you.
04:44Dog, I got news.
04:45Huge news.
04:47We got a new strike from above tournament.
04:50Holy shit, dude!
04:51Dude, that's huge!
04:52Right?
04:53Our first pro league.
04:55I mean, sponsors are gonna be knocking down our doors.
04:57And it's in person.
04:59So...
04:59Finally get to meet Mars, man.
05:02I mean, you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this?
05:04Yeah, of course he will.
05:05We've been best friends with the guy for years.
05:07You more than me.
05:09And how many times has he come up with some...
05:11Bullshit excuse?
05:12Dude, this time's different, alright?
05:13We'll just...
05:14We'll tell him about the tournament.
05:15He'll be psyched.
05:16Just give him a chance.
05:16I don't wanna fuck up the friendship.
05:18Didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:20And Mars knows that.
05:25Alright, whatever the fuck.
05:26We'll do it your way.
05:28But the guy's your best friend.
05:30You text him about it.
05:33Alright.
05:34I'll text him.
05:38Uh, just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:42No, I know.
05:43My brother is a dipshit.
05:47A smart girl like he was, like, so out of his league.
05:50That's not true.
05:53But thanks.
05:55And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:58And I'll do this a lot.
06:00What?
06:01Girl time?
06:02Friend time.
06:19You okay?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:22I'm...
06:23I'm...
06:24No, but...
06:25I...
06:26I...
06:28Okay.
06:30Um...
06:31So...
06:32There's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:37And...
06:38Well, we've never met in person.
06:40But he wants to.
06:41Tomorrow.
06:43Oh my god, what?
06:46Uh...
06:46Is he hot?
06:47I...
06:47I don't know what he looks like.
06:49We've met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:52I don't even know his real name.
06:54Okay.
06:55Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
07:00So you should say yes!
07:02Oh my god, girl, why not?
07:05Seriously?
07:07Because he thinks I'm a boy.
07:14Uh...
07:16I...
07:17I have...
07:18Simply...
07:19Too many questions.
07:21But first things first.
07:24We...
07:26Need to get you ready...
07:27For this meat cue.
07:32First option.
07:34Go on.
07:35I kinda like this one.
07:37No, absolutely not.
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:44Yes!
07:45No.
07:46Trust me.
07:46See the vision.
07:48You look incredible.
07:52Very revealing.
08:00No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05No.
08:06No.
08:06No.
08:10No.
08:13No.
08:16No, no.
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18You look beautiful.
08:20No, no.
08:25No, no, no.
08:38Wow, Tracy, you took your new dog to the groomers.
08:41Would you guys order the try-hard special?
08:46I don't think I can do this.
08:48To hell with Sadie.
08:50Of course you can.
08:52Now go get your mystery man.
09:14TJ?
09:18Hey.
09:21Charlotte, what are you doing here?
09:24Is Tracy with you?
09:25Yeah, Tracy sent me to tell you that we're going to be studying at your house after school.
09:32Okay.
09:34Yeah, so that's the message.
09:37I'm just going to go.
09:43Hey, wait.
09:46You dropped your phone.
09:49By the way, you look.
09:51Sorry I'm late.
09:52Did you show?
09:52Did who show?
09:54Mars.
10:01Sorry guys, went home sick.
10:03Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:19Okay.
10:21Spill?
10:22How was your date with the mystery man?
10:25Um, it didn't really happen.
10:30What?
10:33Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:38I told you.
10:39He's never going to show.
10:42No, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo.
10:45Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would have showed up if you knew it was a stake.
10:53What are you doing?
10:55I'm just going to tell him about the tournament.
10:57If he doesn't want to meet up then, we'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine.
12:25Wait, is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:33What?
12:34You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27And we were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you, talk about moons later, right?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:49Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name and now we're friends.
14:02Well, you're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister.
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:22Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:29I like that you're in my house.
14:34I like that you're in my house.
14:36Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:08Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13Went to a party.
15:14Cops shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:27I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:55Um, based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:03Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter.
16:08Hot for sure.
16:09Nice body, nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:17Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:25I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:35Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man, of course.
16:39It's...
16:40That's awesome.
16:41You, uh...
16:42Crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50Cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:54I promise.
16:59So, how was this party?
17:01Oh, it was...
17:02Weird.
17:04I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08Lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:18And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:24A girl?
17:27Yeah.
17:29She's different from...
17:31The ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36Shy.
17:39I just...
17:40Makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45Want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:55Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Uh, before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:03TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:09Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14We can run that meetup again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:04Almost.
19:05Any guy?
19:06One that is actually worth your time.
19:10Don't forget.
19:12Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my man-whore brother.
19:20Know who does the internet.
19:28Ay!
19:36Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45she's not here practice is running long
19:50oh um i can wait i guess
20:01what are we playing strike from above you game and dabble
20:12you want to come dabble upstairs
20:20play around with me
20:25come on
20:41you okay yeah it's just i usually play on my computer
20:47yeah same here but uh this setup's better for co-op so
20:52so what do you say we uh run some duos and see what we're like as a team
20:59or we could do player versus player
21:06pvp i like your style but we should raise the stakes raise the stakes yeah
21:14the winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing
21:29you overthink a lot don't you you've always been like that
21:34i thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:40all right bye
21:47i think i'm gonna go with her
22:02you should have parried there
22:04uh-huh thank you
22:23yes wait what holy shit you beat me
22:31uh hey maybe it's easier on the tv
22:35no way no i've only seen one other player pull that move
22:42i learned it on reddit
22:46okay
22:48and i guess you beat me fair and square so
22:51what's your question
22:58do you have a celebrity crush
23:00come on no softballs
23:03you gotta have a better one than that
23:08what
23:10we've gone to school together for years tj
23:13just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
23:19ouch
23:22guess i deserve it though
23:26wish i had talked to you sooner
23:33so tell me what do you really want to know
23:41go on ask me
23:46do you have a crush on someone at our school yes
23:54ask me another
23:57who is she
24:01well that should be obvious
24:05i'm not very good at hiding
24:15those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:23ew tj
24:24why are your sex lights on
24:26they're not my um that's not what i was oh my god jacy
24:29uh sharp why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight i will be
24:33right there
24:34yeah yeah okay
24:38are you all right oh yeah it's just a bruised ass i'll be fine
24:49you can literally go for any other girl why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:54historically because it pisses you off
24:57but this is different okay so that's it then you're admitting to liking charlotte
25:07what would you say if i was
25:11all i'm gonna say is i don't think she's interested
25:15is there someone else
25:18oh come on trace you don't have to tell me who
25:21just tell me if i'm wasting my time
25:24she's texting another guy
25:29fine then you have nothing to worry about right
25:32so remember that when she sleeps over tonight relax charlotte and i are just friends nothing more
25:52oh
25:53oh my god oh finally you look amazing
26:06happy official birthday thank you you need a drink
26:15who are you texting
26:17mars he said he might show up
26:20eddie now
26:21yep
26:40okay
26:41oh my god did you guys all just see that look at this little virgin she thinks tj's
26:46fuck me eyes are for her when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh what are you guys talking
26:51about oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit maybe
26:56play some spin the bottle but you can just watch virgin she can play stop being a at my party
27:04sadie
27:04yeah i'll play as charlotte plays
27:14okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:19obviously siblings can't kiss that's fucking gross but everyone else is fair game
27:25don't chicken out prude
27:32you know first big guy
27:39oh wow nice
27:42you ready for this just kiss me weirdo
27:56okay let's keep this moving tj it's your turn
28:06it's me
28:07no it's in the middle doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:23wow it's her first kiss
28:30can i kiss you
28:32oh
28:34oh
28:36oh
28:40oh
28:42oh
28:42oh
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:25Okay, Monopoly is a game. That was like softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:41I'm gonna be right back.
30:00It's me. Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy. I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:31Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36He'd take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She could come out, but...
30:54She still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:03So when it comes to lying and sneaking around...
31:07He doesn't forgive.
31:10So if you really are into my brother...
31:13You need to drop Mystery Man.
31:25Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:32Hey.
31:34I know what you're gonna say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:38I was actually gonna ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:44Like, especially after that kiss?
31:46It's not alright, bro.
31:47Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you wanna wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:57You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:20But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:29Bye, guys.
32:31Have a good night.
32:32Bye.
32:36Bye.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:18Is yours in here?
33:20My phone?
33:20It's in Tracy's room.
33:24Bye.
33:27Bye.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier.
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on.
33:47You can tell me.
33:48Can I?
33:50I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:54My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:07Maybe that kiss.
34:10It made me realize that
34:13all of your firsts,
34:16I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late, okay?
34:28We should go to bed.
34:35Hello?
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss
35:13sleeping arrangements.
35:15That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20I'm soft.
35:25Don't you
35:26want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte.
35:46I'm trying to be shiveless here.
35:49But I want you.
35:55I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:20Is that a girl like you
36:21who gets so into video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:27Come on.
36:29Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance
36:35to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends
36:43was harder for me
36:44than most people.
36:47I don't know
36:48what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong
36:49with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you,
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04I can't explain it.
37:05It's like
37:07we weren't starting
37:08from the beginning.
37:11We were already close.
37:14You're someone I know
37:15I can trust completely.
37:17DJ,
37:18I just...
37:19I really want to kiss you
37:20right now.
37:28Okay.
37:29Okay.
37:46Sorry.
37:47I know I'm probably
37:48not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:52It's...
37:56It's just it's never
37:57felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I'm going to keep kissing you
38:05for the rest of my life.
38:13Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah.
38:34Okay.
38:43Yeah.
39:43Do you want to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:55Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:58Tracy.
39:59Jupiter?
40:00Is that like a nickname?
40:01That's kinky.
40:02Wait, Jupiter?
40:04Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle?
40:11Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:23The Mystery Man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that-
40:39You're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no.
40:48I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:53I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:57That's why I was at your locker.
40:58C-Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:12So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lie to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too.
42:08When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:30Wait.
42:36I don't hate you, but I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over, but you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:40Jupiter?
43:44I don't want to talk, Mart.
43:46I don't want to talk, Mart.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:49Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago, I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games, but when I logged on, I was told to
44:11go away because I was a girl.
44:15And so I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless, and it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now, is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Cory tomorrow, and Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:18It's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Cory.
46:25It's okay.
46:27Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30How come here, you big doofus?
46:34What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:40Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:46You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend.
47:51That almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:43You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
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