00:00¡Oh, hey, that's a hell of a story!
00:03Max, Mr. Jordan.
00:05Mr. Jordan, I'm so glad to see you.
00:08I'm trying to get Farnsworth into shape for the Super Bowl, you know,
00:11and I want Corko here to help me.
00:12Is there somebody with us who you're talking to?
00:14Yeah, yeah, that's Mr. Jordan.
00:15He's the guy that runs the weigh station I was telling you about.
00:18Don't worry, you can't see him, you're still alive.
00:20Oh, well, you two probably got a lot to talk about, then.
00:23I'll just be on my way.
00:23Wait a second, Max, wait a second.
00:25Tell him who you are, Joe.
00:27He's never gonna believe me, Mr. Jordan.
00:29Can't you tell him what happened?
00:30He's the only person I know who can get me a tryout with the ranch.
00:33You can make him believe you, Joe.
00:35Tell him.
00:35But there's nothing...
00:36Max, look, look at me.
00:38Max, I'm not Farnsworth.
00:40I'm Joe Pendleton.
00:41Farnsworth was murdered by his wife and his private secretary.
00:44This is just a body they found for me.
00:46Don't you understand?
00:47They drugged him, they stuck him in a bathtub, and then I stepped in.
00:50I mean, it's not bad material, but I can get it into shape.
00:52I gotta start training right where you're going, Max.
00:54Look, I don't want to hear anymore.
00:55Max, please.
00:56No, no, look, I, I, I, I, I, I really want to get out of here.
00:59No, no, don't.
01:00Max, I, I, I won't tell a word to anybody.
01:02I promise.
01:03It'll be our little secret.
01:04Our little secret?
01:05Like what you told me about your older sister and the Coca-Cola salesman?
01:08Huh?
01:08What about, hey, Max, what about that, that scar you got on the bottom of your tongue, huh?
01:12Hey, oh, oh, what the hell did you do?
01:13What, what happened?
01:14What did you do at your uncle's wedding?
01:15I don't believe it.
01:16Hey, Max, you made that.
01:17I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I...
01:18Hey, well, what about the first time I fixed your neck in Pittsburgh?
01:20Oh, man.
01:21Oh.
01:24Now, do you believe me, Max?
01:25Please say that.
01:26Please believe me.
01:26Please.
01:27Max?
01:28They don't have a football team in heaven, so God couldn't make me frustrate.
01:33You don't believe me, Mr. Jordan?
01:34Try a little music, Joe.
01:36That's a great persuader.
01:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:08Sis, Everett, Bentley, whip up a liver and whey shake.
02:12Right away.
02:16I'm going to play quarterback in the Super Bowl.
02:18Nothing can change that if I got it coming to me.
02:20Right, Mr. Jordan?
02:21If, as you say, that's what you've got coming to you.
02:24Is he still here?
02:25He's right there.
02:26Max, Max, listen to me.
02:27This guy Farnsworth isn't in bad shape.
02:29I still know the moves.
02:30You just helped me with the body.
02:32You don't look so hot.
02:34Thanks, Mr. Jordan.
02:37Thank you.
02:37Thank you.
Comentarios