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00:00Hey, did you see Ken's story?
00:02He's so cute.
00:06Did you like it yet?
00:07Oh, I'm waiting 8 minutes.
00:09You're timing it?
00:11Obviously.
00:15Uh, why 8 minutes?
00:22Hey, do you wanna go-
00:27Uh, Shouigaru?
00:34I really think you should get with us.
00:37I really think you should get with us.
00:40Shut up!
00:41Shut up!
00:46I wasn't even talking!
00:49I'm Japanese you piece of shit!
00:51It was a sale of us.
00:56Please keep her voice down on the tree.
01:00Did you cut your hair?
01:01Yeah.
01:03Your bangs?
01:05Honestly, don't suit you.
01:07Thanks for the feedback.
01:10I never liked your nails.
01:11Fuck you!
01:12Well, you're full of shit.
01:16Am I loud?
01:17Yeah, your face is loud.
01:19The fuck?
01:21For it.
01:24How the fuck am I supposed to move over my face for me?
01:26Just stop it.
01:27Stop my face?
01:28Shut your face.
01:30Shut my face?
01:31You're just wow.
01:32Shut the fuck up.
01:33Oh my god.
01:34What?
01:35I look...
01:37So good today.
01:39Bruh.
01:39Damn, you looking so fine.
01:41Why are you talking to yourself?
01:43Well...
01:44What?
01:45I look so foreign.
01:47Let me see.
01:49What the fuck is wrong with your face?
01:52Heh heh.
01:54That's...
01:55Not normal.
01:56Do we look foreign?
01:58No.
01:59Then why are these old men staring at us?
02:02Ah...
02:03Kawaii naa.
02:05Ah...
02:05Isn't that pretty normal?
02:06Ah...
02:07Ah...
02:08Kawaitai naa.
02:10Are they, uh...
02:11Talking to us?
02:12Stop looking at them.
02:14Oh...
02:16Oh...
02:17Kawaii naa.
02:18Yeah, this is not fucking normal.
02:20How many hours did you study for that math test?
02:23Eight minutes.
02:24Huh?
02:25You're lying.
02:26Wow.
02:27You needed to study all night?
02:30Oh...
02:32Because you're dumb?
02:33What are you talking about?
02:33I didn't study AB all...
02:34How long?
02:37Two minutes.
02:38You can't do anything in two minutes.
02:39Yes, you can.
02:40Then why the hell do you have eye bags?
02:42You too.
02:43Well, I was watching anime.
02:45Same.
02:49I got sexually harassed 30 times on the train last month.
02:54Damn.
02:5541 for me.
02:59I went on the bus.
03:0112.
03:02Huh.
03:0214 times on the bus for me.
03:04Why do you sound so proud of his...
03:05Well, sorry.
03:06I'm so beautiful and get harassed on a daily basis.
03:09I can make it 31 for you.
03:11Fuck off.
03:11Oh, he was talking to me.
03:13You need to calm the fuck down.
03:16Did you finish your homework?
03:18Yeah.
03:18Well, I didn't.
03:19What?
03:20You're screwed.
03:21Huh.
03:21Shut the fuck up.
03:28Oh shit.
03:29They remember us.
03:30You're fucking Japanese, you piece of shit.
03:34Yo shit.
03:35Why is everyone holding a textbook?
03:38Do you think we're just... dumb?
03:40I think...
03:41They're just nerds.
03:43Haha.
03:44Nerds.
03:46Facts.
03:47All we can do is study.
03:53Again?
03:54We're fucking Japanese, you piece of shit.
03:56Oh shit.
03:57Yo, why is everyone wearing a mask?
04:00I think...
04:00It's flu season.
04:02Well...
04:02We're young, so we're fine.
04:04That's true.
04:19That's true.
04:21Yeah, true.
04:21That's true.
04:21Mayor Gary...
04:21Okay.
04:21No?
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