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Crackhead S01E01 2026 Trending Drama
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00:13Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:15Trying to get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:19Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, speaking outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:24You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26When the dudes got south, don't sound like this
00:28I had to make the rules myself, make a move myself
00:31Said what sounds like this
00:32And treat me like I'm going around town
00:34I'm the best, get sick of them, go around south like that
00:36I can hear the cyrus coming
00:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:49Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh
00:52Why I'm from the south side rich
00:53Trying to get the south side rich
00:58in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious
01:03amenities at last the healing can begin
01:07why you don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and
01:12alcohol you've taken in the last three days i don't know
01:16i don't know
01:19um all right well what about your eye you get in a fight or something
01:22you know you fucking slut fucking hands off me you know why your police report says you're here
01:30because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding this is your third court
01:39appearance oh he didn't dig miss jones given your inability to take these charges seriously i'm
01:45inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:52what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
01:58um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you might as well just tell me
02:02exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:08rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:15you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:19clinic to prison do you understand
02:26fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka
02:32ah it was the one with the gold flakes gold flakes
02:37anything else
02:39and weed just to like chill me out totally understand that and some cop
02:45wow okay it's just a bum yeah oh and fluoxetane and codeine but i'm that from my doctor
02:50and i tried myth
02:54myth well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:02luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go
03:08all right so detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your
03:13psychiatrist that'd be cool don't it
03:15all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually there's a few more
03:21rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first what what no no no
03:28no i need
03:29my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my god what do you think i'm gonna do
03:32you think
03:33i'm gonna call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere don't care policy thank you
03:42yeah
03:44sup um lady this is frankie um she's gonna be your new roommate
03:51fuck that
03:54you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally volatile but at this point why lie
03:59you know what how about you show frankie around
04:04i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later
04:06you becky follow me
04:17reception
04:21oh seriously
04:24the kitchen
04:25the tv zone
04:27the schizo
04:34june's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:38nah
04:38uh
04:39what's it
04:40what's Ooooh
04:47uh
04:48not today Satan
04:48uh
04:54A bulimic's paradise.
05:01The circle of suffering.
05:04What's up old man?
05:08Dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here.
05:15Hurry the fuck up, Vicky.
05:19Hurry the fuck.
05:22The sex fiend.
05:31Bedroom.
05:32You got bottom.
05:33Used to be Sarah's.
05:34She killed herself.
05:41Go!
05:47Go!
05:48Hurry up!
06:04Jones.
06:05Are you Frances Jones?
06:06Uh, Frankie.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Hi.
06:09This one's for you?
06:10Oh, no, no.
06:10I'm good with spaghetti.
06:13Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:18I'm not fucking eating that.
06:20If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:43Okay.
06:45No.
06:47Okay.
06:48bought. I don't. Oh, crack it. What? Come on. Alcoholic, bulimic, crazy. What's your thing?
06:55I don't have a thing. No, no, no. Everyone has a thing. Coffee, sugar, and these. You're
07:02going to need them. Loads of them. And you're probably not going to sleep and you're going
07:08to get too tired and you're going to hear. I get it. I get it. I'm in hell. Thank you.
07:11Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out. So, you hear because you killed someone?
07:20No, I didn't kill anyone. Yet. Seriously though, there's like a child killer here, so watch
07:30your back. I'm not joking. Shh.
08:00Dear God. Shit, hang on. I'm in the fucking nowhere. Fuck you. Fuck you giant asshole.
08:08Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
08:28Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
08:28Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
08:28Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
08:32Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
08:32Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck
08:56Did you put that there?
08:58Did I put what where?
08:59The rat! Did you put the fucking rat in my bed?
09:04Nope.
09:04You sure?
09:05If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:10your bed...
09:14...then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:23What was that, mate?
09:26No, you tell her.
09:29Frankie should go and find another room!
09:30Get in the hallway with me, Sus Annie!
09:36As difficult as Henry's task was, it was nothing compared to the guide.
09:41Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut, and then back to the snowcatch.
09:47Heir's journey was even more epic.
09:49He would need to race down the tractor as he believed for him.
09:59Well, let's just go.
10:03Anyway, he was перв Member of theée...
10:03Fuck!!
10:04Don't talk to me like you think I don't know what you're suckin'.
10:08I'm not an idiot.
10:09I just don't like the games you're playin'.
10:11You think you're smart.
10:12You think you're so important.
10:13Judge you baby!
10:14My lab is kept going, it's happening
10:17Lately!
10:18Lately!
10:20Lately!
10:21Fuck!
10:23Shit, Dex.
10:27Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, traffic was all the fuck off.
10:29You missed the whole thing.
10:49Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:14Go, go, go, go.
11:39I don't know.
11:58Fuck.
12:20Where's breakfast?
12:21Bella said this one's for you.
12:30How do I move rooms?
12:35You don't.
12:36But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
12:39That's a classic.
12:41What?
12:42Sorry, I will deal with Alcat.
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get too excited. Just meds.
12:47Hell withdrawals.
12:52Yum.
12:55I understand you recently lost your father, Alan.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:01And your mum, Catherine. She lives up in...
13:03Step-mum.
13:06Right, okay.
13:08And your full name is Frances Eloise Jones.
13:09I am Frankie Eloise Jones and you are one of the reasons I'm starving,
13:13so fuck you very much.
13:14Yeah, I heard about that.
13:16I am sorry.
13:17We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need
13:20when you first arrive.
13:23How are you feeling after your first night?
13:25Feeling?
13:27Ah, let's see.
13:28Great staff, great facilities, great roomie.
13:31But since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours
13:34is a fist-sized mutant moth,
13:35the last thing I'm going to do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
13:41Look, if I am honest,
13:44I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through,
13:47so if you want to leave it for today,
13:51that's cool with me.
13:52You just have to stay for the full session.
13:57What about my reference letter?
13:59Hm?
14:00I'll still get it.
14:02Oh, no, we can deal with that later.
14:12Darling.
14:15You look terrible, Frances.
14:18Are you alright?
14:19I'm fine.
14:20You really need to take better care of yourself.
14:22Go and have a nice hot shower.
14:23I've laid out a lovely black dress.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:40It's not.
14:54It's not.
14:57It's not.
15:11It's not.
15:16Is that my hoodie?
15:17No, I bought it.
15:19What?
15:20I did.
15:20I did.
15:20I found cat.
15:22Fucking hell.
15:22Hey, I'm ready.
15:23Painting strip.
15:24It's got a kangaroo pouch.
15:26I love the ones with the mum pocket.
15:36Fuck!
15:39And hands up in the air.
15:42And everybody down.
15:43And one.
15:44And pose.
15:45And pose.
15:46And pose.
15:47And pose.
15:47And hands up behind the head.
15:49Elbows to the thigh.
15:51And three.
15:52And four.
15:52Well done.
15:53Five.
15:53You're late.
15:54Seven.
15:55And one.
15:57And two.
15:57Frankie, Frankie.
15:59Frances.
16:00Wakey, wakey.
16:01If you can't find your thigh,
16:03then I'm really deeply concerned about you.
16:05And one.
16:05And two.
16:06And three.
16:07And four.
16:08Watching.
16:09And pose.
16:10Watching.
16:11And pose.
16:12And one.
16:13And two.
16:14And three.
16:15And four.
16:16Five.
16:16Six.
16:18Seven.
16:19Eight.
16:19Eight.
16:22She's gonna kill you.
16:23Uh.
16:24Not if her dress kills me first.
16:25You look like a vagina.
16:27Darling.
16:27Darling.
16:28Darling.
16:29This isn't just a dress.
16:31It's a gown.
16:32Vagina is in.
16:34Actual vision is out.
16:37Ah.
16:44Ooh.
16:46They look yum.
16:48Ah.
16:49Fuck that off.
16:51Ah.
16:52Oh.
16:53Ha ha ha.
16:54Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
16:58Oopsie.
16:58Silly me.
16:59Ruined all the pies.
17:00In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:03I have no idea why.
17:04It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high.
17:07All the time.
17:09And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
17:11If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
17:15I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting.
17:18Parasite!
17:22Up.
17:23And down.
17:24A bit.
17:26Finished.
17:27Hi.
17:28I am so bushed.
17:30See you next week.
17:33Namaste.
17:33Namaste.
17:36Namaste.
17:37Where the fuck is all my shit?
17:39Chill.
17:40It's okay.
17:41And I thought that you understood.
17:42Huh?
17:43So this is community living and we all share here-
17:46Fuck off with your community bullshit.
17:47Hey.
17:48It's no big.
17:50I'll get it.
17:52I'll get you your shit back.
17:55Oh good.
17:56Okay.
17:57You feel better?
18:03Make it quick.
18:04I'm busy.
18:08Calls are made in here.
18:10We'll see ya.
18:28I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner Ketter.
18:31You okay?
18:32I need you to get her out of here.
18:34What now?
18:34Yes.
18:34No, not now.
18:35Jesus.
18:36I cannot with her.
18:37Okay.
18:37All right.
18:38Let's go for it.
18:38Will you have a pie with me?
18:40All good.
18:40Do you have a pie with me?
18:41Okay.
18:41I'll tell you what.
18:42I need my stuff.
18:43Yeah.
18:44We'll go grab it.
18:44We'll go grab it.
18:47You've reached Emma.
18:48Please leave a message.
18:52You've reached Emma.
18:55She must be at work or something.
18:56Get her alive because that's 거예요.
19:10I don't want to.
19:12That's why, let's not take me out of here.
19:20What the hell?
19:27She's turning her into a ship again!
19:37You know, I feel it fast, you fuck!
19:39My God!
19:47Yeah, hi, I need a fire engine!
19:49There! 67 Logan Parkhead!
19:54Frankie!
19:55Frankie, help!
20:19What the fuck is going on?
20:21Come on!
20:22No!
20:24No!
20:26No!
20:29Don't ask if you don't wanna know
20:35Try not, not to let it show
20:41Like a girl around the edges
20:47When you feel so alone inside
20:54And your dreams have a flow of mine
21:01And your dreams have a flow of mine
21:01I take one and a fall so deep
21:08If I never wake up
21:11At least I'm falling asleep
21:17Can't handle it, huh?
21:26Can't handle it, huh?
21:31I take one and a fall so deep
21:40It's this or prison.
21:42Choice is yours.
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