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00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09These simple lines be good for your health
00:11Keep them fine rhymes on the shelf
00:14Live love life like you just don't care
00:16Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Raving noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, you're still a beautiful idea
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the head
00:25Get up, you're still no
00:37Put on the heating, wrap up warm
00:39And try not to freeze your fake toes off
00:41It's Friday, we're live
00:42And it's time for the last leg
00:46Tonight on the show, Donald Trump quotes some outrageous ideas
00:49We ask if Keir Starmer's had the wind taken out of his sails
00:53And we'll meet a mystery guest who's suffered a blow
00:57Plus we'll be joined by Sir Stephen Fry, comedian Sophie Willen
01:00And the band Franz Ferdinand
01:03On the show that's sometimes full of hot air
01:13G'day, welcome
01:16Hi, I'm Adam Hills
01:18Welcome to the last leg, the show that thinks at this rate
01:21There won't be any celebrity chefs left
01:25With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:27And the man who thought an executive order was when you take a limo to a drive-thru
01:30Alex Brooker
01:39Now, a huge week of news
01:40But it was a big week for me personally
01:42I was officially inducted this week as the president of the RFL
01:47President of the Rugby League
01:48Thank you
01:50Thank you
01:51Genuinely
01:53The RFL is the Rugby Football League
01:55Rugby League
01:56Yep
01:57Genuinely very excited and honoured about it
01:59Here's the official photo of me looking regal in my chains
02:02I mean
02:02Look at that
02:04You've never looked that happy on this show ever
02:08You look like you're auditioning to play Wallace
02:13What I love about this fact is that you look fantastic
02:15Yep
02:16You look regal
02:17You look like you're born to do that job
02:19Yep
02:19But if we just zoom in to the back
02:22Party
02:23There it is
02:24The little party in the back
02:28It's not a party, it's like business in the front
02:30Two non-alcoholic drinks in the back
02:32When I first saw it, I thought you were wearing an earring
02:35I thought you'd really gone for it
02:36Going, yeah, I'm pretty cool
02:37I'm like your last president
02:38Yeah
02:39I have brought the chains with me
02:41Would you like to see them?
02:42Yes, please
02:43Okay, these are the official president of the Rugby League
02:45Oh!
02:46I know
02:46Sorry, were you the guy they never caught in the Hatton Gardens heist?
02:53Now, there is a special way of putting these on too, I found
02:57Oh, look at that
02:59And there was me thinking it's been too long since we saw a presenter on British telly wearing gold jewelry
03:04LAUGHTER
03:10Oh, look at that
03:13There you go, that's how it's supposed to go
03:15Look at that
03:16There's always an extra bit to attach with you, isn't there?
03:19How about life?
03:20As if it wasn't difficult enough for you to go through a metal detector
03:25Yes, the tradition of giving chains to Australians has continued.
03:32And if I pair that with my Make Rugby League Great cap...
03:36Oh, yeah, I look like a disability rapper.
03:40The Notorious P.I.P.
03:44I love the people that have just tuned in thinking,
03:47Jesus Christ, Adam Hills has had a breakdown.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:50To be fair, about once every two weeks we think that on this show.
03:54Look, we are live tonight,
03:55which means you can send us any questions
03:57you want to ask us about the news.
03:58Message us on Twitter and Instagram at the hashtag IsItOK?
04:01Or WhatsApp using the number 07956175908.
04:05Scan the QR code on your screen.
04:06It was announced this week, by the way,
04:08that the Warrington Wolves Rugby League team
04:10are naming their home ground Luke Littler Stadium for a night
04:14to honour the world champion darts player,
04:16which we think is a great idea.
04:17Yeah.
04:18We want to do a similar thing here,
04:19so we'd like your suggestions on what we should call
04:21this stand behind us.
04:23We're going to rename it for next week's show.
04:25Could be a person, anything you like.
04:26I mean, considering our show,
04:27it should probably be called the I Can't Stand.
04:30LAUGHTER
04:32I'd say I'd call these people
04:34the last people at the back of the queue.
04:36That's who it is.
04:38Cos that is a much better view there.
04:41LAUGHTER
04:41If I turned up and I was put there,
04:44I'd go, do you know what?
04:45I wish I was at home watching the TV.
04:47LAUGHTER
04:47Yeah, great way to get the audience on side, Josh.
04:51LAUGHTER
04:51There's more of them over there, Adam!
04:55APPLAUSE
04:57APPLAUSE
05:00I didn't know we were going to start pitting the audience
05:02against each other.
05:04Part three, our audience fight each other to the death!
05:08Any suggestions for the name of the stand?
05:10Little Hand Stand.
05:12LAUGHTER
05:12Or after Brian Cox for dropping the C-bomb three times.
05:16You've got the Cox End.
05:17Or for fans of the TV presenter Angelica Bell,
05:20we could call it.
05:22LAUGHTER
05:23Whatever you like.
05:24The Chris McCausland Stand.
05:26The Angelica End.
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28The Sarah Story Stand, Kevin Sinfield, Billy Munger,
05:31whatever you want.
05:32Message us via WhatsApp or on the socials
05:34using the hashtag Last Leg... Last Leg Stand.
05:37The Last Leg Stand.
05:38And we'll do it for next week.
05:40I'm going to take these off now.
05:42But I'm not going to have...
05:43I'm going to leave them there cos that feels good.
05:45What, so, if any of your jokes don't go well,
05:47you can look down and go,
05:48I'm still worth something.
05:50LAUGHTER
05:53All right, let's get on to the big story.
05:54And I'm afraid to say,
05:55the big story is Donald Trump again.
05:58I know.
05:59Carol said,
06:00Is it OK to ask if you can post
06:01how many seconds left of Trump's presidency counter
06:04online somewhere, please,
06:05so we can find it 24-7 to keep us sane, please?
06:08Yeah, we unveiled this counter.
06:10What is it?
06:12124,595,922 seconds left
06:16until the next inauguration.
06:18But, Carol, that's a great idea.
06:19We're going to create a website during the week
06:21and put that online so you can follow it at home.
06:24Cool.
06:24Yeah.
06:25LAUGHTER
06:26Do you know what?
06:27I reckon it could be bigger than Twitter.
06:30LAUGHTER
06:31How I...
06:33The joke's on you, Elon Musk.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:36Genuinely.
06:36I think it's a great idea.
06:38People shut...
06:38No, I was being serious.
06:39No, no, no, do you know what?
06:40Do you know what?
06:41Enough of you two...
06:42LAUGHTER
06:43LAUGHTER
06:44Teenage boy's shut in a laptop.
06:46No, Mum, I was just looking at the last account that was...
06:49LAUGHTER
06:51LAUGHTER
06:52LAUGHTER
06:52Look, the truth...
06:52Why don't you tear away with this tissue?
06:55LAUGHTER
06:55The truth is...
06:57LAUGHTER
07:00The truth is we didn't want to cover Donald Trump this week.
07:02We wanted to talk about something different,
07:04but he just keeps hogging the headlines.
07:06Yeah, we didn't want to...
07:08We didn't want to do it again,
07:09but I feel like we're basically just saying,
07:11we'll start the diet next week.
07:12LAUGHTER
07:13We'll cut down from next week.
07:15Yeah, it feels...
07:15Look, this week was Groundhog Day in America,
07:18and the thing is, much like Groundhog Day,
07:20I mean, we are sick of talking about Trump,
07:21but it is the biggest news of the week,
07:23so...
07:24..we're just going to have to go there again.
07:29Rise and shine, Americans!
07:33It's Groundhog Day!
07:37Now, what's weird is this.
07:39We thought that would be a really funny way
07:40to cover Donald Trump this week,
07:41something we've never done before.
07:42Then one of our producers pointed out,
07:44much like Groundhog Day itself,
07:45we've actually done that before.
07:48LAUGHTER
07:50So, check out this clip of the show from seven years ago.
07:54The thing is, much like Groundhog Day,
07:56I mean, we are sick of talking about Brexit,
07:57but it is the biggest news of the week,
07:59so we're just going to have to go there again.
08:03LAUGHTER
08:05Rise and shine, Brexiteers!
08:08It's Groundhog Day!
08:12LAUGHTER
08:13What's weirder, and this is genuine,
08:16we kept watching that clip,
08:17while I was doing that, on that episode,
08:19Alex was wearing gold chains.
08:22LAUGHTER
08:23That was when Argos launched that range of disability jewellery,
08:27wasn't it?
08:27LAUGHTER
08:28I could have modelled the bracelets and rings,
08:31but we got that bit, didn't we?
08:33And now...
08:33Could we just put on a few repeats
08:34and no-one will notice?
08:36LAUGHTER
08:36The way it's going...
08:37This week started with Donald Trump threatening
08:39to slap tariffs on China, Mexico and Canada.
08:42Now, this means an extra tax would be levied
08:44on any goods brought into America from those countries.
08:46The reality is, though,
08:48it'll probably mean higher prices for everyday Americans,
08:50which is ironic because a lot of Americans voted for Trump
08:53because he promised to bring prices down.
08:55But apparently, he sees tariffs as a way of pressuring
08:58other countries into doing what he wants
09:00and has reportedly been referring to himself as, quote,
09:04Tariff Man.
09:05LAUGHTER
09:06I wouldn't say it's the best superhero I've ever heard of.
09:09But the thing is with him, he's already...
09:10He's already postponed the Mexican once, hasn't he?
09:13So he said they were going to have tariffs,
09:14and he postponed it.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Knowing him, that's probably just because he forgot
09:17it was for heat a night.
09:18And he was like,
09:19I'm not... I'm not paying...
09:20I'm not paying more for that old El Paso.
09:21I fucking love that smoky barbecue.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:24Look, a few weeks ago,
09:25we had Britain's shittest artist,
09:27Jamie Lee Mathias, on the show,
09:29who made this image of the three of us.
09:31So we've invited him back tonight
09:32to create an image of what Tariff Man might look like
09:35as a superhero.
09:36But, Jamie, how's the business been going
09:38since you were on the show?
09:39Hello again.
09:39Yeah, it's been great.
09:40Thank you, yeah.
09:41I bought some extra orange paint, just in case.
09:49The New York Times had decided to agree to postpone
09:49the tariffs against Mexico and Canada,
09:51but not before fans at an ice hockey match defiantly booed
09:54the American national anthem as it was sung
09:57by a 15-year-old girl.
10:03MUSIC PLAYS
10:09I mean, you've got to feel for her,
10:12because I doubt as a 15-year-old kid while everyone's booing...
10:16Yeah.
10:16She sat there thinking,
10:17this is about the tariffs, not my singing.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:22It was harsh.
10:23I fell for her.
10:24The last time a teenage singer was treated that badly,
10:26they were managed by Louis Walsh.
10:28LAUGHTER
10:29That is great topical material.
10:32Don't get me started on him.
10:34Don't get me started on Louis Walsh.
10:36Brian Cox used our quota of sea bombs last week.
10:38Don't get me started on him.
10:40Now, Donald Trump currently says the UK won't be hit with tariffs
10:43because, and this is a direct quote,
10:44Prime Minister Starmer's been very nice.
10:48LAUGHTER
10:48He's such a kid, though, isn't he?
10:50Mm-hm.
10:50He says Keir Starmer's nice,
10:52but that's like when my kids tell me they thought lasagna was nice
10:55and then the next week you give it to them
10:56and they gaslight the fuck out of you
10:58and act like they'd never liked it before.
11:00LAUGHTER
11:00Next week Donald Trump are going,
11:01no, I don't like Keir Starmer, he's got bits in.
11:05LAUGHTER
11:06You sure have got bits in like that.
11:09LAUGHTER
11:10And while Donald Trump is threatening a trade war with the world,
11:13Elon Musk has quietly undertaken
11:15what Senator Chuck Schumer called
11:16a hostile takeover of the federal government.
11:19Last week, while government officers were quiet,
11:22Elon Musk went in with half a dozen assistants,
11:24locked senior workers out of computer systems
11:26and gained access to the federal government's finances,
11:29which means the world's richest man,
11:32an unelected foreign-born businessman,
11:34now has access to the social security payments for all Americans.
11:38And not just Elon Musk,
11:39he took these six guys with him,
11:41all of whom are aged between 19 and 25.
11:44These six people now have access
11:46to every social security payment in the United States.
11:49I mean, they look like the victims
11:51of a TikTok wanking craze gone wrong.
11:54LAUGHTER
11:56LAUGHTER
12:04People going,
12:07why are all the social security records stuck together?
12:10LAUGHTER
12:12At one point or another,
12:14all of them, their mum has seen the mess in their room
12:16and they've tried to blame a seagull getting in.
12:19LAUGHTER
12:19Can we just say, top left, he's not 25.
12:22He's at least 40.
12:24He's the one who's buying the alcohol for the other five.
12:27That's who, number 24...
12:28Bottom left has definitely gone, yeah,
12:30I was looking at that last leg countdown clock, mum.
12:32LAUGHTER
12:33It's basically the incel mafia,
12:36which is like the normal mafia
12:37except you wake up with no-one's head in your bed.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:39If that was a game of guess who,
12:41each of them would be turned down
12:43if someone asked the question,
12:44have any of them seen an actual bra?
12:48LAUGHTER
12:49I think top middle looks like
12:51he's looking at an actual bra at this moment.
12:52LAUGHTER
12:54You've got all those faces there.
12:56Is their favourite food cereal?
12:58Yep.
13:00Were they breastfed until they were 14?
13:02Yep, that's everyone.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:04One of them is an heir to his father's popcorn company
13:08and appears to use the online username,
13:10and I'm not making this up,
13:11Edward Big Baller.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14Do you know what annoys me about that?
13:15Cos I'm edwardbigballer1 at gmail.com.
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19It's so annoying when someone gets in before me.
13:21I feel, from all overestimated things at that age,
13:25my username was Billy Big Hands.
13:27LAUGHTER
13:28So Elon Musk's department is called DOGE, right?
13:31The Department of Government Efficiency.
13:32But looking at those faces,
13:34I think it should be the douchebags
13:35of delivering government efficiency.
13:37Which means this is the logo.
13:39LAUGHTER
13:40All of this was largely unnoticed, however,
13:43cos Donald Trump this week announced
13:44the US should take over Gaza
13:47and that Palestinians should be resettled elsewhere.
13:50If you're wondering how this went down with his team,
13:52check out the horrified looks on the faces
13:54of the people behind him.
13:56LAUGHTER
13:57It looks like he's just tried to hit the high note
14:00in I Will Always Love You.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:03Those faces look like the three stages of an orgasm.
14:07LAUGHTER
14:10Which...
14:13Kilti, I'm going to need you to unpack that a bit more.
14:16LAUGHTER
14:17Which order you pay them in?
14:19You work it out.
14:21And, look, it's hard to know...
14:21Those six kids have never experienced that.
14:23LAUGHTER
14:24It's hard to know if this is a genuine plan
14:26or it's just Trump throwing out mad ideas
14:28to see what their reaction is, cos that's what he does.
14:30Like, remember when he suggested drinking bleach
14:32could cure COVID?
14:33It's like having a partner who keeps suggesting weird stuff
14:36in bed and then going,
14:37no, no, no, it was just a joke.
14:38Do you know what I mean?
14:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
14:39I mean, imagine if we used a trapeze.
14:41LAUGHTER
14:42Wouldn't it be fun if we were both hopping?
14:45LAUGHTER
14:46I could just wear the chains and you call me president.
14:50LAUGHTER
15:01But seriously, if you're watching, I'm up for it.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:05LAUGHTER
15:06Donald Trump said Gaza could become, quote,
15:09a Riviera of the Middle East.
15:11And if you do want to buy one of Donald Trump's Gaza properties,
15:14keep an eye out online on that far-right move.
15:17LAUGHTER
15:19The mad thing is, Trump is sitting there going,
15:21well, they can't go back cos it's a hellscape,
15:23while sitting next to the guy who turned it into a hellscape.
15:26It would have only been worse if Netanyahu had piped up and gone,
15:29I mean, he's right, there aren't even any hospitals.
15:32LAUGHTER
15:33Do you know what I mean?
15:34Trump's Gaza plan has been criticised by everyone,
15:37from the UK to Canada to Russia to China to Saudi Arabia.
15:40The UN Secretary-General called it ethnic cleansing.
15:43But there's Benjamin Netanyahu going,
15:45oh, it's one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
15:47But is it?
15:48Cos it kind of seems to me that, I don't know,
15:50bombing the homes of a group of people
15:51until they're uninhabitable
15:53and then telling them they should move
15:54because their homes are uninhabitable,
15:57it's kind of, and I'm using a political term here,
16:00seven levels of fucked.
16:03But I might be wrong.
16:03Look, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong.
16:04Maybe this is all part of a meticulous, genius, intricate plan
16:07that Donald Trump's mapped out to the finest detail,
16:09all for the benefit of the Palestinian people.
16:12But probably not.
16:13Cos this week, when he was asked
16:15who he envisioned living in a newly rebuilt Gaza,
16:17he gave this vague reply.
16:21I envision the world people living there,
16:25the world's people.
16:31The world's people.
16:34Turns out, rather than the Riviera of the Middle East,
16:37Trump's plan is actually...
16:38A turd the size of Disneyland Paris.
16:42And to top off the week,
16:43Donald Trump today announced sanctions
16:45on the International Criminal Court
16:47for accusing Netanyahu of war crimes.
16:49And by the way, you know how at the beginning of the show
16:51we always say the Mayor Alex is the man
16:53who thought this thing was that thing?
16:55Today, he genuinely thought the ICC was a cricket commission.
16:58It is!
17:00I mean, I know it is, but do you really think
17:03Donald Trump is sanctioning the International Cricket Commission?
17:05Do you know what? Knowing him, he could be!
17:07That's a good point.
17:09Probably saw stumps and square legs
17:10and went, well, that's too much diversity.
17:13And now look, earlier, a few minutes ago,
17:15actually, we asked Jamie to draw Tariff Man.
17:17Has it been long enough?
17:18Have you managed to...?
17:19We've got something.
17:20You've got something?
17:21OK.
17:21This is Jamie's impersonation
17:23of Donald Trump as Tariff Man.
17:27LAUGHTER
17:30APPLAUSE
17:30Yeah.
17:33Brilliant.
17:36Lovely bit of work.
17:37Lovely bit of work.
17:38Well done.
17:39Jamie, have you been practising?
17:41You've got much better!
17:43LAUGHTER
17:44All right, let's welcome tonight's guest.
17:45She likes her chips with gravy.
17:47He likes his dauphinoise potatoes with a red wine jus.
17:49Please welcome comedian Sophie Willen and Sir Stephen Fry.
17:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:59Welcome.
18:00Hello, welcome.
18:01I can't get over the things.
18:04There we go.
18:05Welcome to you.
18:05Ooh!
18:06Oh!
18:10Welcome to you both.
18:11How do you feel about the week that has been Donald Trump?
18:15Dear me.
18:17I've...
18:17LAUGHTER
18:18It's a right response, I think.
18:19I've tried to detox, to be honest.
18:21You know, I'm...
18:22You wake up and you reach for the phone and then you...
18:27Yeah.
18:27..make the terrible mistake of looking at the news.
18:30Yeah.
18:30And then an hour later, you're still looking at it
18:34and your stomach is leaking hot lead...
18:37Yeah.
18:37..in disbelief and misery and unhappiness.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:43Every week.
18:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:47Oh.
18:48It's the fair point.
18:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:51I found it very annoying.
18:52OK, firstly, apologies.
18:54Sorry.
18:55I was just about...
18:56I meant to say cunty chop.
18:58Not a swear word, but I do think it's very frustrating
19:01cos I only follow gay men and cavapoos.
19:04Right.
19:05So I don't understand how I keep seeing that tangerine-titted cunty chop.
19:09LAUGHTER
19:10And then I keep seeing, like, Kanye West's naked wife.
19:14And I just keep thinking, I've not...
19:16This is not what I've signed up for.
19:18I'm still not entirely sure what the last two words were,
19:21but I think I have to apologise for them as well.
19:23LAUGHTER
19:23Well, I shudder to ask them,
19:26what are your thoughts on Elon Musk, Sophie?
19:28Oh, God, I'm exhausted by the cunty chop.
19:31LAUGHTER
19:32It's just...it's lettering.
19:33Well, apologies again.
19:35I think you should put the chains on for these apologies.
19:38It'll look more sincere.
19:40LAUGHTER
19:41Yeah, I don't think the Rugby League Association
19:45would like me to do that.
19:47LAUGHTER
19:47No, cos, of course, rugby players are very pure-minded.
19:50LAUGHTER
19:51Do you think Trump and Musk are going to fall out?
19:53Oh, yeah, it's like Pat Butcher.
19:55Yeah.
19:57When there's two divas who both think they own the pub...
20:00LAUGHTER
20:01..I mean, you're fucked.
20:03LAUGHTER
20:04And, listen, we are renaming the stand tonight.
20:06Have either of you had anything named after you?
20:08Oh, God.
20:09LAUGHTER
20:09You're going to ask what you should name it?
20:12LAUGHTER
20:13Cunty chop.
20:15LAUGHTER
20:18This is why you don't get people from Boltonham.
20:22LAUGHTER
20:22Stephen, if you had it,
20:23you must have had something named after you.
20:24A country.
20:26Oh!
20:27LAUGHTER
20:29I...
20:29APPLAUSE
20:31No.
20:33A beetle of some kind, I believe.
20:35Really?
20:35And a star.
20:37That's...
20:38But that's quite normal.
20:39Is it?
20:39A beetle and a star?
20:40Yeah, I think...
20:41You're bound to have one soon.
20:42You'll get a letter from a coleopterist.
20:44Right.
20:45Who's a coleopterist?
20:47Beetle specialists.
20:48Right, OK.
20:48And there are so many millions of species
20:51that they give them a name and...
20:54Because you're now the star you are,
20:56they will think...
20:57They'll find one with a nice red top.
21:00Who will that be?
21:00Yeah, they try and make it suitable.
21:01So they make it look like you?
21:02Yeah, one with a bent nose.
21:04Yeah.
21:05LAUGHTER
21:05Have you had anything named after you, Sophie?
21:07I had a lamb named after me.
21:09I lived on a farm, my foster parents had a farm.
21:12Yeah.
21:13I had a one-legged chicken named Klaus,
21:15and then I had a lamb named after me.
21:17One-legged chicken, by the way,
21:18is a sport we play here on the last day.
21:20Oh, it's huge!
21:22Amy could have named it.
21:23I don't, could I?
21:24Yeah.
21:25And look, just moving on briefly,
21:26while a new world order seems to be forming,
21:28Russian leader Vladimir Putin signed a decree this week
21:30for the revival of a singing contest to rival Eurovision.
21:34Yes.
21:35You were aware of this was a genuine thing.
21:36Intervision it was called.
21:37It was a Russian singing contest in the 60s and 70s.
21:40It used a voting system
21:42where viewers turned their lights on or off to cast a vote,
21:45with the results measured by electricity consumption.
21:49How...
21:49How do you know they were trying to cast their vote
21:52and not attract doggers?
21:54LAUGHTER
21:55What if you...
21:56Yeah.
21:56What if you boiled the cattle?
21:58Like, that's more.
22:00Yeah, that's...
22:00So people do things that aren't lights.
22:02Maybe, maybe the electrical appliance you used
22:04was, like, how many votes you wanted to cast.
22:06And it took longer than normal to get the votes in in Russia,
22:09because they had to explain the concept of voting.
22:11LAUGHTER
22:13This year's Intervision will apparently be expanded
22:15to include Russia's allies, such as Iran and North Korea,
22:19because that's what the world wants,
22:21a strictly heterosexual Eurovision.
22:24LAUGHTER
22:25Does not compute.
22:27Does it? Does it?
22:29Other countries said to be involved are Brazil and Venezuela
22:31and very lucky tonight
22:34to be able to show you the first ad.
22:36Ooh.
22:36That's been released for this year's Intervision competition.
22:39Ooh.
22:40Sit on the couch, pour yourself a vodka,
22:43and tune in to the only state-sanctioned television station
22:46available to you for the music event of the year,
22:50Intervision 2025.
22:52Get ready for glamorous entries from Russia,
22:56a toe-tapping entry from North Korea,
22:59and a cheeky number from China,
23:01and a highly inappropriate entry from Brazil.
23:06Prepare yourself for the exciting voting process.
23:09And relive the moment the winner is announced.
23:1310 points to Russia.
23:1812 points to Russia.
23:21And here's a sneaky peek of an incredible performance
23:25by this year's winner.
23:26I've found my second one.
23:31Hold you, baby, heel.
23:34Intervision 2025.
23:37Voting closed in 1998.
23:43We'll have more Last Legs for you after the break
23:45as we check in on a man who gave himself a vasectomy
23:48and ask whether Keir Starmer is shooting himself in the foot.
23:50Plus, we want to know,
23:51what should we name our audience stand?
23:53Message us via WhatsApp or on the socials
23:55using hashtag TheLastLegsStand.
23:57See you in a little bit.
23:59APPLAUSE
24:16Welcome back to The Last Legs.
24:18We're joined by Sophie Willen and Stephen Fry.
24:20I am wearing my presidential chain,
24:22so I'm going to sign in some executive orders.
24:23Oh, yeah?
24:24Yeah.
24:25This one says,
24:26all people living on the west bank of the river Humber
24:28in Hull to be resettled
24:31and for the area to be turned into the Riviera of Yorkshire.
24:35There you go.
24:36Just with the appropriately ridiculous...
24:39There you go.
24:40Lovely.
24:41Now, um...
24:41Oh, I need to hold it up.
24:42There you go.
24:43There.
24:44Oh, I'll be able to use that.
24:46Bit of identity theft.
24:48In weird world news this week,
24:50a plastic surgeon in Taiwan was back in the news
24:52for giving himself a vasectomy
24:54as a surprise gift for his wife.
24:57I'm not making this up.
24:58Here is the harrowing moment.
25:01HE LAUGHS
25:02He said he was really nervous
25:04and that it was a really weird feeling
25:05and the whole procedure has been described
25:07as a great advert for the wonders of local anaesthetic.
25:10It was also the strangest episode of DIY SOS ever.
25:14LAUGHTER
25:14It's going to be really embarrassing in a couple of months
25:16when he's got a professional standing over him going,
25:18Oh, mate, you've had some real cowboys messing around in here.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22Um...
25:23Mm.
25:23Is it true that he sat on his hands
25:24so it felt like someone else was doing it?
25:27LAUGHTER
25:28I...
25:28I...
25:30Yes.
25:31Where did he...
25:31Where did he go in?
25:33I mean, do you go through the urethra?
25:35Do you slice open the actual shaft of the penis itself?
25:39LAUGHTER
25:40Do you go into the epididymis?
25:41It's a...
25:42It's a tap, isn't it?
25:43Isn't the idea of a vasectomy,
25:45you sort of put a tap into the...
25:47so that the...
25:48the spermatic fluid...
25:49LAUGHTER
25:50..doesn't rise up through and out.
25:53This is really awful, actually.
25:55But...
25:55So I just...
25:56Don't you try to know what he did?
25:57Don't you just try a knot in the tube?
25:58Yeah, that...
25:59Yeah.
25:59But, I mean, how do you get to it?
26:01Yeah.
26:01Where do you go in?
26:02I don't know, I wouldn't even be able to reach mine.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:05LAUGHTER
26:09Oh...
26:10It's Alex!
26:11He's done very well on social media.
26:14It's done very well.
26:15Has it?
26:15But the fear...
26:16..is it becomes some kind of ice bucket challenge situation.
26:20LAUGHTER
26:20Well, everyone's trying to go viral, aren't they?
26:23So it's just how much do you commit?
26:25LAUGHTER
26:25That's the choice, isn't it?
26:26I know it was a surprise to his wife,
26:28but he didn't have to tie a bow on the top, did he?
26:30LAUGHTER
26:31Well, we've got Jamie, our shit artist, over here,
26:33so we're going to ask you,
26:34can you draw your own image of the vasectomy as it happened, please?
26:38Absolutely.
26:38No problem at all.
26:39Lovely, thank you.
26:40You've got enough red paint?
26:41LAUGHTER
26:42On to local politics now.
26:43Look, it doesn't seem to matter who's in charge,
26:45this button is the same.
26:47It's not been a great week for the Prime Minister.
26:49As interest rates fell due to the sluggish economy,
26:52one poll this week found that the most popular party
26:55in the UK right now is the Reform Party,
26:57with Labor second and the Tories third.
27:00Look, in many ways, Nigel Farage
27:01is becoming Britain's version of Donald Trump.
27:03He's loud, he's brash, he's got no experience whatsoever,
27:06but for some reason people are drawn to him.
27:08Thankfully, the main difference, though,
27:10is that the previous American leader was ineffectual,
27:12lacked charisma and wasn't great in front of a crowd,
27:14whereas the current British leader...
27:17LAUGHTER
27:18But this...
27:20I think this is the problem,
27:21that we're obsessed with charisma.
27:23Yeah.
27:23Charismatic men cause devastation.
27:26Yeah, yeah.
27:26Whether it's Tony Blair or Gavin on my Tinder profile.
27:31No, I thought he was eccentric, he wasn't.
27:33He was an alcoholic.
27:35I just...
27:36We don't need more charismatic men.
27:38We want grey, dull, ordinary, technocratic...
27:41Exactly.
27:43Hilsie, you're already there.
27:44LAUGHTER
27:46Charismatic is the sort of thing
27:48that makes you want to do a vasectomy
27:49as a surprise for your wife.
27:51LAUGHTER
27:51This week, the government announced
27:53there'd be a restructuring on disability benefits.
27:56Hooray!
27:56It means it's time for this.
28:01Rise and shine, disabled!
28:04It's Groundhog Day!
28:06Ugh!
28:07Earlier today,
28:08Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall
28:09said there'll be reforms to disability benefits.
28:11And added, quote,
28:13Some people are taking the mickey.
28:15She also said there would be more support
28:16for disabled people who want to work
28:18and that the government would work
28:19to reduce waiting times for medical appointments.
28:21Now, we got a lot of messages about this today.
28:23Say...
28:23Asking if her language was okay.
28:25Was it?
28:27Nah.
28:28Nah, I wouldn't go...
28:28I wouldn't say that.
28:30Um...
28:30If she just said,
28:31we're meeting Mickey,
28:32I'd have gone, fair enough,
28:33we do get to the front at Disney.
28:35LAUGHTER
28:35But I think that, uh,
28:37taking the mickey,
28:38I think that sort of thing,
28:38it just, again,
28:40the...
28:40I think it adds to this rhetoric
28:42that if you're on benefits,
28:44you're...
28:44It scrounges.
28:45Mm-hm.
28:46And there's a lot of people
28:47who genuinely rely on those...
28:49Yeah.
28:49A lot of disabled people
28:50who rely on...
28:52on those benefits
28:53and it just kind of
28:54throws them into
28:55this kind of negative...
28:56a negative area.
28:57Throws them under the bus.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Which, ironically,
28:59is how some of them
29:00became disabled in the first place.
29:01LAUGHTER
29:02And it said the...
29:03The government would work
29:06to improve.
29:07Yes.
29:08Woodenlegs went out
29:08with Long John Silver,
29:10didn't they?
29:10You don't have woodwork legs.
29:11LAUGHTER
29:12And look, on paper,
29:13for what it's worth,
29:14on paper, I like what she said,
29:16I'm all for supporting people
29:17who want to work
29:17and reducing waiting times.
29:19And yes,
29:20there are people out there
29:21who are trying to rot the system.
29:22But you know
29:23who hates those people the most?
29:24Anyone with a disability.
29:26The problem is
29:27we get lumped in
29:28with the fraudsters.
29:29When Liz Kendall says
29:29some people are taking the mickey,
29:31she's fuelling that narrative
29:32that disabled people
29:33don't deserve benefits.
29:35You know what I'd like to see her say?
29:36And this is genuine.
29:37Why doesn't she just go,
29:38some able-bodied people
29:40are taking the mickey?
29:41Yeah.
29:41Because then you're reminding people
29:43it's not the disabled
29:44that are screwing the system,
29:45it's those bloody sneaky able-bods.
29:47Well, I...
29:48Yeah.
29:4912 years I've been on this show,
29:50coining it in.
29:52LAUGHTER
29:55APPLAUSE
29:55Hello.
29:57You didn't know that.
29:58It's people like him,
29:59and I'll tell you,
29:59do you remember the first day you met me,
30:0113 years ago,
30:02and you told me
30:03you wanted me to be
30:04your friend with benefits?
30:06LAUGHTER
30:08A bad show?
30:09And I cross my fingers
30:11that one day you will deliver.
30:12LAUGHTER
30:13I don't need to show off.
30:15LAUGHTER
30:16And look,
30:17meanwhile,
30:18a new book this week claimed
30:19that Deputy Leader Angela Rayner
30:20branded Prince Andrew a nonce
30:22and said that Keir Starmer was so inept
30:24he couldn't run a bath.
30:25And no-one asked the question,
30:26why was Keir Starmer
30:27running Angela Rayner a bath?
30:29LAUGHTER
30:29I mean,
30:30it would have been more newsworthy
30:33if Angela Rayner had said
30:34she didn't think Prince Andrew was...
30:36Mm-hm.
30:37..a nonce.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:40Meanwhile, it was revealed...
30:42It's difficult to talk about that Prince Andrew one
30:44without nailing it colours to the mast.
30:46LAUGHTER
30:47But I would say...
30:48It's just that I really like these.
30:51Meanwhile, it was revealed this week
30:53that Keir Starmer once had a speaking coach
30:54who was alleged to have broken lockdown rules
30:57for visiting him on Christmas Eve 2020.
30:59Does that sound...?
31:00Keir Starmer had a voice...
31:02What did he sound like before?
31:04LAUGHTER
31:06APPLAUSE
31:07Good God!
31:09APPLAUSE
31:12Christmas Eve?
31:13Christmas Eve.
31:14So was his present to his wife,
31:15I've got a new voice?
31:18LAUGHTER
31:18Well, he'd had a vasectomy.
31:21He wanted to really clearly explain the rules of Ka-plunk.
31:24LAUGHTER
31:25Erm, no, the reason was
31:27is because he gave a speech that afternoon
31:29talking about a dear...
31:30I think it was the Brexit deal, possibly.
31:31Oh.
31:31The government trying to push through.
31:32Great Christmas Eve!
31:33Tell me why they need a voice coach.
31:35Why?
31:35Because, you know, the bar in the House of Commons
31:38is partly subsidised.
31:40It's actually cheaper than a Wetherspoons.
31:41Yes.
31:42So when they're talking...
31:43They're sloshed.
31:44Right.
31:44They make a lot of their policies
31:47on the two-bottle turn.
31:49They're absolutely sloshed.
31:51You would need a voice coach
31:52because you'd be so drunk most of the time
31:54that you'd need to be able to...
31:56Yeah.
31:56Because when I'm drunk,
31:57I've made a lot of stupid decisions.
32:00Mm.
32:00But it's never become a law.
32:02You know, right?
32:03LAUGHTER
32:04But at least you never...
32:06You never...
32:07Yeah.
32:07You never let your tongue run away with you, do you?
32:10But you'd need a voice...
32:11If you were like,
32:11I'll go, look at this version,
32:13it's going, it's gone, it's fucked.
32:15You know, you need a voice coach to bring you in.
32:18Yeah.
32:18Well, here's the thing.
32:18We've tracked down that speech that he gave that afternoon.
32:21Right.
32:21And we're going to show it to you now because...
32:22Was he sloshed?
32:23Well, no, he's...
32:24I didn't...
32:24I never realised what a difference that voice coach actually did make.
32:27Right.
32:27But watching...
32:28Watching it back this week,
32:29knowing that he had a voice coach,
32:30I think you can see that she did one hell of a job.
32:33Right.
32:34When this deal comes before Parliament,
32:38Labour will accept it and vote for it.
32:44But let me be absolutely clear
32:47and say directly to the government,
32:50up against no deal,
32:52we accept this deal.
32:55But the consequences of it
32:57are yours
32:59and yours alone.
33:02I mean, she is good.
33:05She is good.
33:06We'll have more Last Legs for you after the break.
33:08We'll chat to Franz Ferdinand
33:10and we'll introduce this week's mystery guest.
33:11Plus, we still want to know,
33:12what should we name our audience stand?
33:14Message us via WhatsApp or on the socials
33:16using the hashtag TheLastLegsStand.
33:17We'll see you in a little bit.
33:20APPLAUSE
33:35Welcome back to TheLastLeg.
33:36We're John McSophie Willen and Stephen Fry.
33:38As President of the Rugby League,
33:39I am signing another executive order.
33:42This one says,
33:43I'm officially changing the name of TheLastLeg
33:45to TheLastLeg.
33:51Oh, also, very briefly,
33:53we got a WhatsApp message from David from Warrington
33:56who said,
33:57vasectomies go through an incision in the scrotum.
34:00Oh, good.
34:03Good, good.
34:04And then said,
34:04our stand should be called In Through the Scrotum.
34:08Time now to welcome a musical guest
34:09who have sold 10 million albums
34:11and clocked up over 2.5 billion streams
34:13from Franz Ferdinand.
34:15Please welcome Alex Capranos and Bob Hardy.
34:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:25Hi.
34:26How's it going?
34:26Nice to see you.
34:27Yeah, you too.
34:28Hello.
34:29Welcome.
34:30Welcome, welcome, gentlemen.
34:31That's my idea.
34:34Uh, Capranos?
34:36Is that correct pronunciation?
34:37Yeah, yeah, that's me.
34:38Oh, good.
34:38I'm glad I got it right.
34:39Here it is.
34:40First album in seven years.
34:42You've got a new tour on the way,
34:44so my question is this,
34:45divorce or tax bill?
34:46LAUGHTER
34:48It's both.
34:49LAUGHTER
34:50Um, uh, excited.
34:52Excited to have a new album out
34:53and a new tour on the way, right?
34:54Yeah, it's great.
34:55It's, it's, uh, it's a really nice moment.
34:57Like, going on tour is always fun,
34:58but to go out with new songs is,
35:00it's the best, isn't it, Bob?
35:01Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
35:02You're Scottish, not Austrian.
35:05LAUGHTER
35:07You know, our ancestors, yeah.
35:10Um, so what are your thoughts
35:12on the news of the week?
35:14Um, Donald Trump.
35:16Don't!
35:17He's a...
35:18LAUGHTER
35:18He's a fanny.
35:20LAUGHTER
35:21A fanny chop.
35:23Oh, right.
35:24I just don't have the energy for it this time.
35:25No.
35:26The first time I was all over the podcasts,
35:28I was reading the books,
35:29I was all the analysis.
35:31Yeah.
35:31I've not got the mental energy.
35:33No, it's exhausting.
35:34And that's what worries me.
35:35They rely on that.
35:36Exactly.
35:37They just worn you down this time
35:39and you're like,
35:39oh, go on, just take over.
35:40Once you've worn down Franz Ferdinand,
35:43you can do whatever you want.
35:44LAUGHTER
35:44It's like World War One all over again.
35:47And look, we mentioned Euro...
35:49The Intervision before.
35:51Have you...
35:51Would you perform at Eurovision,
35:53if given the chance?
35:53We were actually asked to do Eurovision
35:55at one point, yeah.
35:58But it was for Greece.
36:00Because my old man's Greek,
36:01so I'm kind of Greek.
36:03Oh!
36:03And...
36:04I love Greece.
36:06Yeah.
36:06I love Eurovision.
36:08I love playing in a band,
36:10but the combination...
36:11LAUGHTER
36:11..didn't work for you?
36:13No, no, no.
36:14Look, thank you.
36:14I do appreciate you giving your opinion
36:16on the News of the Week
36:16and on Donald Trump,
36:17because I don't know if you know this,
36:18not everyone thinks musicians
36:20should have opinions.
36:21No, that's not true.
36:22I know where you're going with it.
36:23No, I know you...
36:23LAUGHTER
36:27I do, I do.
36:28LAUGHTER
36:29Well...
36:30So, for the viewers at home,
36:33in January 2005,
36:35Franz Ferdinand edited an edition
36:37of the NME magazine
36:39and in the letters from the readers
36:42was a letter from one Josh Widdicombe.
36:46But this was...
36:47No, no, no.
36:48Oh, just...
36:49Just talking about...
36:51The band Kasabian.
36:52I will read it.
36:53I'll just say, I've mellowed since.
36:55LAUGHTER
36:57He starts...
36:58And to think I thought
36:59Kasabian were just a bunch of retro wankers
37:01with as much to offer the music world
37:03as a Clint Boone DJ set.
37:04Hang on a minute,
37:05I mean, you sound like the Eminem stand video.
37:08Actually, can I get some music
37:09while I read this page?
37:11LAUGHTER
37:12Dear NME...
37:13And to think I thought
37:14Kasabian were just a bunch of retro wankers
37:16with as much to offer the music world
37:18as a Clint Boone DJ set.
37:19But actually, they are...
37:21The hard-hitting future of music
37:23because they dare to mention terrorists in their songs.
37:26In the NME, December the 4th.
37:28Fuck off!
37:28If mentioning terrorists is so rebellious,
37:31George Bush and Tony Blair
37:32must be the new Johnny Rotterd and Sid Vicious.
37:34Yeah.
37:35Not just a pair of scaremongering wankers.
37:37Yes!
37:38Let's be honest, Kasabian,
37:39the only thing worse than your 15 years too late monstrosity
37:42of an LB
37:42is your angst-ridden teenager take on politics.
37:46Musically and culturally,
37:47you have about as much...
37:48as much relevance
37:49as a global hyper-colour T-shirt.
37:52Josh, Manchester.
37:53P.S.
37:54We should be together too.
37:55LAUGHTER
37:58Now...
37:59Wow.
37:59In my defense...
38:02If you've read the NME letters page,
38:04that is the anger that every letter was written with.
38:07That's quite a mild one, yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:09But thank you for choosing my letter.
38:11Yeah.
38:11Do you remember...
38:12Well, I think there were two letters.
38:14I seem to remember there was another letter from somebody
38:16who was a huge fan.
38:18Yeah, there was.
38:19Crazing Kasabian and saying what a wonderful band they were,
38:22so it was good to have a balanced bit of reportage.
38:25LAUGHTER
38:25And, actually, Alex, your reply at the time was,
38:28I'd like to reserve judgement until I've seen them live.
38:31So, what are you saying?
38:33LAUGHTER
38:34Do you know what?
38:35Erm...
38:36I've still never seen them live.
38:38Yeah!
38:38Oh, come on, Alex!
38:40No!
38:40I've not, I've not.
38:42And...
38:42I've mellowed and I quite like them.
38:43Yeah, no, no,
38:44they're a good band,
38:44but I haven't actually seen them live.
38:46But, er...
38:46Although I did sit next to...
38:48Oh, Ian, yeah, the drummer.
38:50Yeah, yeah.
38:50At a wedding,
38:51and really lovely guy.
38:53It's funny that his name's Ian,
38:54it just takes all the punk out of him.
38:57LAUGHTER
38:57And he's Ian at a wedding,
38:58he's an alright guy.
38:59Listen, we do have to go to the break,
39:01but before we do,
39:01we want to bring on a mystery person from this week's news
39:04and ask our guests to try to identify them.
39:07So, can we please have our mystery guest?
39:09Ooh!
39:12APPLAUSE
39:19Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.
39:21Josh, Alex, why was this person in the news this week?
39:24OK, so, she is the landlord of a pub...
39:27Yep.
39:28..that had some financial difficulties this week,
39:31but what caused them to lose money?
39:33OK.
39:33Alex...
39:35Number one.
39:37They promised a free pint for every gold
39:39Nottingham Forest scored against Brighton last weekend,
39:42and Forest won 7-0.
39:44LAUGHTER
39:45LAUGHTER
39:46£2,000 worth of damage was caused
39:48when their Wednesday night book club
39:50descended into a fist fight
39:51after an argument about Richard Osmond's
39:54The Bullet That Missed.
39:55Or option three.
39:56They found 150 drunk rats in their beer cellar
39:59and didn't know what they had been drinking,
40:01so had to write off every cask.
40:04All right, we're going to leave that with you.
40:06We're going to find out who this person is after the break.
40:08And Franz Ferdinand will end the show
40:10with a song from their new album.
40:11So, we'll see you in a little bit
40:12for more of The Last League.
40:15APPLAUSE
40:37Welcome back to The Last League.
40:38I am your president,
40:40and we're joined by mere mortal Sophie Willen and Stephen Fry.
40:42And they said this wouldn't go to my head.
40:46Before the break, we challenged Stephen and Sophie
40:47to work out how this person was connected to the news.
40:50Um, Josh, options?
40:53She's a landlord of a pub,
40:54but did they lose money
40:56because they gave three pints for every goal
40:58that Nottingham Forest scored
40:59and they scored seven goals?
41:00Mm-hm.
41:00Did the book club kick off over a rich Norseman book
41:03and cause two grand of damage?
41:04Yep.
41:05Or did 150 drunk rats get found in the cellar?
41:09Uh, what do you think?
41:10Well, I know this.
41:11I read the story.
41:12It's fabulous.
41:13And it's number one.
41:14Uh, the three pints?
41:16Yeah, the three pints.
41:17Mystery guest,
41:17can you tell us why you've been in the news this week, please?
41:20BUZZER
41:20Hi, my name's Becky.
41:22I'm a landlady in Nottingham.
41:23And we were in the news because...
41:27..we gave away 300 free pints for the Forest Bay.
41:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:39Questions?
41:39You must have questions.
41:40My first question is,
41:42was there any tension at all after Stephen had said
41:44he'd already read the story?
41:46LAUGHTER
41:47I tried!
41:48LAUGHTER
41:50I'm sorry, I was a bit of a spoilsport.
41:52So, how many pints did you give away?
41:54Uh, 300 in total.
41:56Whoa!
41:57What did it get to a point where they went, like,
42:00kind of 4-0 up and you're like,
42:01look, just fucking calm it down there?
42:03LAUGHTER
42:03So, I hadn't actually told my partner
42:05before I put the offer out,
42:07and he was out at the time,
42:08so he came back on goal three
42:10and I looked at him and I said,
42:11sorry!
42:12LAUGHTER
42:13And would you do the offer ever again?
42:16Yes, we are actually going to do an offer for Tuesday.
42:17The same offer?
42:18Not quite.
42:19So, we, um,
42:20we've partnership with a company called Richard Sounds
42:22and they're going to give away a TV.
42:24Oh!
42:24And then we're also going to do it on a seventh minute.
42:27So, 7, 27, 77.
42:30So, if they score and seven...?
42:31If they score on a minute with seven in it.
42:34So, you're making it harder for them, really?
42:36Trying to make it a bit harder.
42:37LAUGHTER
42:38I still want them to win, obviously,
42:39I'm a points fan.
42:40Were there people who did the full seven pints?
42:43There was a few that took advantage of it, yeah.
42:45We had just come off dry January,
42:47so they were taking it.
42:47Was it, was it, was it any beer or was it, like,
42:50just like a shit one like Madri?
42:52LAUGHTER
42:53I couldn't comment on the shit beers.
42:55LAUGHTER
42:55It was, erm, Fosters and, er,
42:57John Smith Strongbow.
42:58She's answered that.
42:59Yeah, she has.
43:01LAUGHTER
43:01Becky, thanks for being here tonight.
43:02Thank Becky Webster!
43:05Thank you so much.
43:06Thank you, Becky.
43:06Can we just show you this quickly,
43:07sorry, just say,
43:08a lovely Nottingham Forest gave us a shit.
43:11Aw!
43:12Very lovely.
43:13APPLAUSE
43:17All right, Josh has been slapping sanctions on the last seven days.
43:20Very good.
43:20What have you got?
43:21Would you like to see adorable footage of a cat failing at hide-and-seek?
43:25Yes.
43:25Yeah.
43:41That's the good thing about that.
43:43Very briefly, we asked Jamie over here to create an image of the man giving himself a vasectomy.
43:48Can you show us what you've got, please?
43:50I don't know why, but he's done it in his back garden.
43:51Ooh!
43:52LAUGHTER
43:55Amazing.
43:56Very good.
44:00And we asked you to rename our audience stand behind.
44:04Here are some of them.
44:05The Rob Burrow stand, I love.
44:07Andrew said, Standy Toxvig.
44:10LAUGHTER
44:10Ben said, The Rear End.
44:12Daniel said, Stans Ferdinand.
44:15Ooh.
44:16Donna, Peter and Lee all said, The Leg End.
44:19Ooh.
44:20Which I like.
44:21Then Danny said, Instead of The Cop, you could call it The Hop.
44:25Ooh.
44:25Did no-one say, Unty Chops?
44:29Someone suggested, for Jodie Cundey, the Paralympian, we call it Cundey Chops.
44:33I like that.
44:33We are about to end the show with a song from Franz Ferdinand's new album.
44:36But before we do that, would you please thank our guests, Sophie Willen!
44:39CHEERING
44:41Stephen Fry
44:42CHEERING
44:43And Franz Ferdinand!
44:45CHEERING
44:46And my co-host, Josh Whittacombe and Alex Booker!
44:52We'll be back next week with comedians Nabil Abdul-Rashid and Catherine Bohart
44:56and presenter Jamie Lang, but right now we're going to end the show
44:58with Franz Ferdinand performing Night or Day from their latest album.
45:02Thanks for watching The Last League.
45:04My name's Adam Hills.
45:05See you next week for The Next League.
45:06APPLAUSE
45:19Look forward to every day, oh my
45:23Some days I'm just here to try
45:28Sometimes it's every day, oh my
45:32Sometimes it's every night
45:35Sometimes it's every night
45:36Sometimes it's every night
45:37If I can be irisible or proud
45:41And we can be predictable
45:44We turn to face each other
45:47We turn to face each other
45:49We turn to test each other
45:50We lean against each other
45:52Life is never gonna be easy
45:55But if you're living it with me
45:58We're gonna live it up night or day
46:01We're gonna live it up night or day
46:02Well, I don't wanna live a life with you
46:05No, life is you
46:07And I don't want it night or day
46:10Look forward to night or day
46:15Look forward to night or day
46:31Oh my
46:41I don't wanna live it up night or day
46:55I don't wanna live a life with you
46:59No, life is you
47:01And I don't wanna live it up night or day
47:05I don't wanna live it up night or day
47:07Life is never gonna be easy
47:09But if you're living it with me
47:11We're gonna live it up night or day
47:14Well, I don't wanna live a life with you
47:18No, life is you
47:20And I want it night or day
47:23Night or day
47:26Night or day
47:28Night and day
47:52Yeah
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