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Act Like You Love Me
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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:16Okay, good night and go.
01:21I'm sorry.
01:28Make sure you guys find me, okay?
01:29Yeah.
01:29Okay.
01:33Be à be open.
01:35Bye.
01:36Bye.
01:41Bye.
01:48my sketches and if you told me that you would show those to the design department
01:52Delilah you're a housewife you're not a designer
02:05Roland there's another leak in the ceiling
02:32I'm getting bored I want to go lie down sure I'll keep an eye on things
02:44the fuck you need to get in my room I said you need to get out of my room
02:52everyone out this is my house this is my life so get out get everyone the fuck out of here
03:00now
03:01all right people party's over let's go party's over
03:17so
03:22so
03:42Come on, two more.
03:45Last one.
03:47Okay.
03:47Good work, good work.
03:49Hey, can I tell you something?
03:51Well, that's never good.
03:53You ready?
03:54As ready as I could be.
03:57I'm going to be an actor.
03:58You what?
03:59Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
04:04You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
04:07Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but look, man, she's super sweet.
04:12And she wants to show her son that love is real.
04:18Totally normal request.
04:19Look, man, I just need something.
04:22Something different.
04:23You know, I can't do this anymore.
04:25I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and it just feels so empty.
04:28Okay, so let me get this straight.
04:30You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
04:33Yeah.
04:35Okay.
04:36Crazy things have happened.
04:37I got your back, boss.
04:40Thanks, Dino.
04:41And you'll see.
04:41She's great.
04:42Whatever you say, boss.
04:44Another set.
04:49Hey, George.
04:50Welcome back.
04:51Hey.
04:54This is the money that I owe you.
04:58What can I get for you?
04:59I'll take a black coffee.
05:01Coffee?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Sure.
05:04Be back with that.
05:05Okay.
05:08Let me guess.
05:11Acting not going so well?
05:14I've hit a bit of a dry patch.
05:16Yeah.
05:18I don't believe in love.
05:20Fine.
05:21I want a divorce.
05:22Did you hear him?
05:24I ruined my son.
05:25Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to see you in love.
05:28If he's ever going to hire himself, just try to keep your heart open.
05:31If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:34I think I have an idea.
05:36Okay.
05:37What is that?
05:39I want to hire you.
05:41You want to hire me?
05:43To pretend to be in love with me.
05:45An acting gig.
05:46I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:51You know?
05:51Like, a happy couple.
05:54Oh, um, yeah.
05:57I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
06:04What do you say?
06:08Deal.
06:10Deal.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
06:19No idea what you're doing.
06:22What's this?
06:24Oh, no.
06:26Let's do.
06:27It's not good.
06:30Urgent child support.
06:39Last notice of child support must pay.
06:42We'll not be paying that.
06:52I don't know.
06:53I don't know.
07:00Ah, fuck!
07:01No, no, no, no, no!
07:07Fucking no.
07:11Hello, Delilah.
07:14You look quite nice tonight.
07:21Why, thank you, George.
07:24You look quite nice as well.
07:32Why, thank you, George.
07:33You look quite nice, too.
07:36Can I offer you something to drink?
07:41No.
07:45I'm fine.
07:52This is going to be great.
07:56Okay.
07:58Come on, Benji.
08:00Come on, Benji.
08:01You can do it, Benji.
08:02Come on.
08:05Come on, Benji.
08:06Hit the ball for once.
08:08Let's go, Benji.
08:10You're doing great.
08:13Hey, Tony.
08:15Hey, Delilah.
08:17Looking good as always.
08:19Looking good as always.
08:21Somebody likes you.
08:22Shut up.
08:22All right, Benji.
08:23He does.
08:24Nice with that dribble.
08:26Nice.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:34That's him.
08:40That's who?
08:42Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
08:46Delilah, what are you talking about?
08:49He's coming over.
08:50What are you talking about?
08:52Hey, George.
08:52Hey, Delilah.
08:59Oh, for Christ's sake.
09:01Man up, boy.
09:02Don't say that.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:04Can I go?
09:05I'm so bored.
09:06Oh, for fuck's sake.
09:08Thank God.
09:08I have a mani-paddy.
09:09Come on.
09:10Let's get out of here.
09:11You don't want to say hi to him?
09:14No.
09:15It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
09:18Who the fuck are you?
09:19I'm George.
09:20I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
09:23Delilah's new boyfriend.
09:25Yes.
09:27Yeah.
09:28We are dating.
09:29What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
09:33He's an actor.
09:34Oh, he's an actor.
09:36That makes it even better.
09:37Wow.
09:38You are such a riot, Delilah.
09:40Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
09:42What's that, bud?
09:46Nothing.
09:48We gotta get out of here.
09:49Wish you two the best.
09:52Hey, asshole!
09:55Where's the child support?
09:59Don't worry, Boopie.
10:00I'll handle it.
10:01You just focus on making the ka-ching.
10:06I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
10:09All right, I think I'm going to get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
10:13Yes.
10:14Yes, yes.
10:14Our date.
10:17See you tomorrow.
10:22Girl, you better tell me everything now.
10:32No, no, no, no, no.
10:33You're not supposed to do that.
10:34I'm a starving artist.
10:35They have lint on their shirts.
10:37I still think this is a harebrained idea.
10:40Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
10:44Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
10:49Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
10:52She just wants me to play a role.
10:54I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
11:01Yeah, it's going to be nice.
11:03You'll see.
11:05And you should take the night off.
11:06Take Janice out to dinner on me.
11:09Hell no, boss.
11:10I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
11:13No, it'll be fine.
11:14Nobody will know who I am.
11:15That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
11:18and I ain't taking any chances.
11:20Do not follow me.
11:22Yes, boss.
11:24Later.
11:38Hey, how are you?
11:39I'm George.
11:40I'm Benji.
11:44Well, hello.
11:47Hello there.
11:48How are you?
11:48I am very excited about our date.
11:51I am looking forward to our date as well.
11:55Won't you come in?
11:57Ah, yes.
12:06Oh, my.
12:10Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
12:13We have a lousy landlord.
12:14Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
12:18Why, thank you, George.
12:21You look quite nice as well.
12:24Why are you guys acting so weird?
12:26Hi.
12:27I'm Roland, the babysitter.
12:29I think it's time for you to get going.
12:31Oh, but...
12:32Yes.
12:32Yes.
12:33Um, yeah.
12:33What if...
12:34Yeah.
12:35Bye-bye.
12:36That was so strange.
12:38I know.
12:44Well, that didn't go too well.
12:47Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
12:50Maybe we should practice.
12:52That sounds good, yeah.
12:57Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
13:05Yeah, probably go eat.
13:07I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
13:09Yeah, it's pretty good.
13:11What are you going to do?
13:12Uh, same.
13:13Probably grab a bite to eat.
13:16Maybe hit a bookstore.
13:18Well, that's just silly.
13:19I mean, why don't we go together?
13:23Sure.
13:25Sounds good.
13:26Okay.
13:33So tell me, why wedding dresses?
13:37Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
13:44my happy ending.
13:47And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
13:58And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
14:01My roof is leaking.
14:03Um, my car is useless.
14:06And I work in a diner.
14:11So, best laid plans, I guess.
14:15You know, you should call my attorney friend.
14:18He's helped me with some things in the past.
14:20I think he can help you with this child support issue.
14:24I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
14:27Yeah, of course.
14:28I will.
14:30Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
14:38Split the bill?
14:40Yeah, sure.
14:41Split the bill.
14:44Check, please.
14:53Hey, Bernard.
14:54This is Justin.
14:54Justin, you're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
14:59Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
15:02He won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might
15:07sue, or he might figure out who I am.
15:10So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
15:14And she can't know who I am.
15:15She thinks my name is George.
15:17Thanks, ma'am.
15:22Hey, Dino.
15:23Yes, boss?
15:24Let's buy Delilah's building.
15:27Let's fix the roof on it.
15:29Sure thing.
15:30Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
15:33Nothing too fancy, though.
15:34She's not that type of girl.
15:36And keep everything anonymous.
15:37You got it.
15:44What's going on?
15:46Someone about the building.
15:47They're putting on a new roof.
15:49What?
15:50Oh, my God.
15:51That's amazing, right?
17:05National Grid water.
17:10Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
17:32Delinquency of child support?
17:53Anyway...
17:59We need to talk.
18:07I need you to follow Delilah James.
18:12That's her address.
18:13Find me some dirt.
18:15I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
18:19She's ruining my perfect life.
18:20Okay, ma'am.
18:21You got it.
18:23Yeah, and don't mess it up.
18:26Good work.
18:34What's 10 minus 4?
18:36You know the answer to that.
18:39Dang.
18:43Oh, shoot.
18:45I left my phone in my bedroom.
18:47George, can you get it for me?
18:49Wellen's going to call.
18:50Yeah, sure.
18:51No problem.
18:52Thanks.
18:54Thanks.
18:55Thanks.
19:23I don't know.
19:25We had a good time.
19:26Yeah, it was fun.
19:27We should, um...
19:28We should do it again sometime.
19:31I think we sounded really good.
19:33But we should practice some more.
19:36Just in case.
19:37Sure.
19:38That'd be great.
19:40Well, good night.
19:43Good night.
20:01Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:04Wait, what?
20:05Who?
20:06A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:08But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:11It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:16I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:20Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:22Not any that I know of.
20:25Oh, don't look at me.
20:27Look, it's got your name on it.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:32It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:36They gave me this to you as well.
20:41I guess my luck is finally changing.
20:47I think that we should practice kissing.
20:53I think that would be a good idea.
21:16And I think that's what we need to do.
21:17I mean, I wonder.
21:22It's not the same that we should get.
21:25I think that's pretty much it.
21:28There's a lot of different people.
21:29I think it's okay now.
21:29We're doing the same thing.
21:29And so I know that we're going to do me.
21:29Let's get into it.
21:30Maybe.
21:30And so I know that we have to do one thing.
21:31So we can't do it.
21:32You don't really want to do it.
21:35I don't know.
21:35We're going to do it.
21:37You don't really want to do it.
21:37We're gonna take Jose.
21:37And so you don't want to do it.
21:39Yeah.
21:53Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:00What?
22:03Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:09Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:12Sure.
22:29I think that we should practice kissing.
22:37So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
22:40I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing.
22:42That woman, she's clean and just boring.
22:45That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
22:47Zip. Zilch. Nada.
22:50How is that possible? Don't shrug me.
22:55Ow! That, who it?
22:58Damn it. How dare she?
23:00My boobie owes her a lot of money.
23:02Money that could be spent on me.
23:05Us.
23:09Okay, this is what I want you to do. Get rid of them.
23:12If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
23:16And all the money goes to me.
23:19I mean us.
23:21Let me get this straight.
23:23Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
23:27Ow! Damn it!
23:29Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
23:31But, you gotta... I mean...
23:33Ow!
23:34Alright, alright.
23:35I'll handle it. I'll do it.
23:37Excellent.
23:38Consider it done.
23:40Good.
23:41Let me know when you finish.
23:44Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
23:46Bye.
24:03Oh my God. George, wake up.
24:05The time.
24:06What?
24:06Benji's gonna be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:08Oh, okay, yeah.
24:10Come on.
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay, just go up front.
24:13And pretend that you're just surviving.
24:15And you're gonna take Benji to school.
24:17Okay.
24:20Just go.
24:21Okay, yeah.
24:22No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
24:30Come on, finish up. We're gonna be late.
24:33I don't wanna eat this.
24:37Grab your bag. Come on. We gotta go.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hurry. Let's go.
24:45Okay.
24:50Hey.
24:52Hi.
25:10There we go.
25:18We're fucked.
25:19Aw, come on, Rev. Give us a break.
25:21Hey, that was a foul.
25:23No.
25:25Hi.
25:27Oh, shit.
25:28Oh my God.
25:30Hang on.
25:30Off.
25:31Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
25:34What is he doing?
25:35Your kid's a bitch.
25:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
25:39Everything all right?
25:40No.
25:42What's wrong?
25:43My ankle.
25:45You sure it's your ankle?
25:46I can't do it.
25:47What is it saying?
25:49No idea.
25:50Oh, for the love of...
25:53Listen.
25:55We all believe that you can do it.
25:57You just need to believe that you can.
25:59Look at me.
26:01Rev, can we have a second?
26:04Hey, hey, look at me.
26:06You can do this.
26:08And I know that you taking this penalty cake is a big deal.
26:11And it is.
26:13But Messi misses sometimes.
26:15You know?
26:17And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
26:20It's about you having the courage to try.
26:24And look.
26:25We are both proud of you.
26:27Whether you make it or not.
26:30Thanks.
26:30Yeah.
26:32You ready?
26:33Yeah.
26:35There you go.
26:37And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
26:40Everything will work out.
26:41I promise.
26:42Okay.
26:43All right, buddy.
26:47I can do it.
26:51Come on, Ben.
26:53Come on, son.
26:54You can do it.
26:54Shoot it for Christ's sake.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:58I can do it.
26:59I can do it.
27:00I can do it.
27:01You can do it again.
27:09слово for Christ's sake gamer.
27:11He almost fell off.
27:14Thank you for the whole world!
27:15He also made nice of the trip!
27:16He's amazing.
27:18Hey, Poopie loves go.
27:20I have a hair appointment.
27:20Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
27:23Yeah?
27:24My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
27:27And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week,
27:29and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
27:32Thank you, Tony. I'm... I'm actually with him now, so...
27:38With him?
27:39Yeah.
27:40You're serious?
27:42Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
27:44This guy's just some two-bit actor.
27:46You see him out there acting on the field?
27:48Pretending to help Benji?
27:53I didn't know you were such a slut.
27:55Hey!
27:58Get your own kid, you freak.
28:00Let's go.
28:02Um, I'm hard now.
28:05Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go. Come on.
28:07Come on, let's go. I can't. I really fucking...
28:14I can't believe I won a car from a contest
28:17I don't even remember entering.
28:18And you got your roof fixed.
28:20I wonder who bought the building.
28:22Hmm.
28:23He seems like a really decent guy.
28:24Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
28:26Hey, hey!
28:27Whoa!
28:27Come on!
28:29Just...
28:29Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
28:32Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
28:34You can take it and you can go right now, man.
28:35Just turn around. Come on. Come on.
28:38Just turn.
28:39Fuck.
28:40Damn it.
28:42Listen, sorry, it ain't nothing personal, okay?
28:46Hey, hey, look, you could just take somebody...
29:02Dino!
29:03Thank God, man.
29:03You okay, boss?
29:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. You okay?
29:06Okay.
29:07Okay.
29:08Wait, you two know each other?
29:12Uh, he, uh, Dino is, is my, my cousin.
29:16Yeah.
29:19But he called you boss.
29:21Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
29:24He was a real bossy SOB.
29:27Yeah, that's right.
29:28I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
29:31Lucky coincidence.
29:33Yeah, very lucky.
29:34Thank you, Dino.
29:36Anytime.
29:37We should go.
29:39Come on.
29:42Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
29:45I think it will really scare him.
29:48I, um...
29:50I...
29:51What?
29:53Look, I don't know what I would do
29:55if something were to happen to you.
29:57I think I would...
30:00Maybe...
30:01What's going on?
30:02I'm falling for you.
30:04I'm in love with you.
30:06No, you aren't.
30:09Yes, I am.
30:10And what's so wrong with that?
30:12Listen, George.
30:13You are something really good that's come into my life.
30:18Because of a silly idea that I had.
30:21Okay.
30:21The plan worked.
30:23Okay?
30:23Benji's fine.
30:25He thinks that we're in love.
30:26Yeah, because we are.
30:27No, we aren't.
30:29Yes, we are.
30:30No, love ruins everything.
30:32Okay?
30:33Love was not part of the deal here.
30:36Part of the deal?
30:37What about the other night?
30:39Hmm?
30:41The other night was a mistake,
30:42and that will never happen again.
30:44Are you serious?
30:46Yeah.
30:49Whatever, Delilah.
30:50I did.
30:51I'm not that type of guy,
30:52but if you're that type of girl,
30:54then my bad...
30:54Oh!
30:57I am not that kind of girl at all,
31:00and you better take that back.
31:01Delilah.
31:03Whatever.
31:04You know I'm gonna go.
31:07What?
31:17Hey, boss.
31:18How about I heat you up some soup?
31:20Dino, Dino, Dino.
31:21Man, women are nothing but trouble.
31:25You know, they think they know what they want,
31:28then they get what they want,
31:29and that actually is not even what they wanted.
31:33And women are trouble.
31:34That's the bottom line.
31:35That's what I'm trying to say here.
31:37I'm sorry, man.
31:39No, it's fine.
31:41Dino, you should go home.
31:43Straight to your wife,
31:44because you got a good one.
31:46Yes, sir.
31:47And you should cherish her.
31:49Yes, sir.
31:50Yeah.
31:54It's got a good one.
32:16But if nobody wants a million miles each day,
32:17Why don't you cry?
32:18This sucks.
32:19This sucks.
32:19Because you're gone.
32:19You're dead.
32:19I think you're dead.
32:19I'm okay.
32:22You're dead.
32:24You're dead.
32:29I'm okay.
32:30I'm sorry.
32:37There's nothing in here.
33:18Tell me, what you got?
33:21I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
33:23I'm sorry.
33:24He had some goon there.
33:25He came out of nowhere.
33:27What?
33:31They've seen my face.
33:32I gotta have to lay low for a while.
33:34You idiot!
33:35I told you to do one thing!
33:37Get out!
33:39I clearly have to do everything on my own!
33:41You should've saw the big the guy was.
33:43You idiot.
33:50Hey, sexy.
33:52Hey.
33:53What is it?
33:54What's wrong?
33:57Okay.
33:58I have to show you something.
34:00You can't laugh, okay?
34:03What?
34:04Of course.
34:05Anything for you, Boopy.
34:10What?
34:12Cher, they're...
34:13They're actually amazing.
34:15So you'll pitch it?
34:16Of course.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Yeah, it will.
34:20Thank you, Boopy.
34:21Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
34:23Wow.
34:24Incredible.
34:40Well, you played.
34:40Your car is burnt.
34:40You are augazony fans drive and the tricks.
34:40Very пока of my house drive in Làm is ahhh game challenge.
34:44So that is looking fine.
34:44You had to have fun.
34:44Well, I hit a small day.
34:44Here you could get rid of my little head okay.
34:59Boopie? Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
35:17Boopie.
35:48George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
36:09George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
36:14Benji misses you. I miss you. Call me.
36:35Fine. Barone, seven o'clock. This better be important.
36:48Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
36:55Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
37:07Hey, Dino. Yes, boss.
37:09Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange.
37:14I kind of want to just know what's up. Consider it done. Thank you.
37:22So what is this about?
37:26Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit. No.
37:32I've been thinking about us. Us. There is no us.
37:39But there is. There could be. When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game,
37:46I knew I made a big mistake. We're a family. We're the perfect family.
37:55You've got to be kidding me.
37:59How dare you?
38:06How dare you?
38:08Sharon Boopy.
38:10This was not my idea.
38:12You're lying. You're trying to steal my man. I already told you. He's mine, you slut.
38:18Tell her. This was your idea. He wants us to get back together.
38:22Oh.
38:23I don't know what you're talking about. Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
38:27She said it was an emergency. Something about Benji.
38:30You coward.
38:32She grabbed my hand. She was begging me. It was pathetic.
38:37Okay.
38:46Take that, you slut.
38:48I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
38:51You're a worm.
38:54And you're fucking crazy.
38:57And this man does not pay his child support.
39:01Okay.
39:06Boopy.
39:07Don't even start.
39:08What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me.
39:10It's disgusting. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
39:19Okay.
39:20Hey.
39:22Hey.
39:23Thank you for meeting with me.
39:25I'm happy to see you.
39:29Yeah. What do you want, Delilah?
39:33I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
39:43Look, I was wrong. I...
39:47What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake. And I was confused.
39:52What do you mean you were confused?
39:54How was dinner last night?
39:57With Andy.
39:59What?
40:00I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:04How do you know about that?
40:06Ah.
40:07So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
40:11How romantic.
40:13Oh, my God. Did you have me followed?
40:15You're not even denying it.
40:17Oh, God.
40:19I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
40:23Yeah.
40:24And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
40:29Right. Yeah, right.
40:31And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
40:36But now I realize I was wrong.
40:39You're just an asshole.
40:43And you're just a lonely woman.
40:46Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
40:50God.
40:52Oh!
40:55I hope I never have to see you again.
41:00Christ.
41:08Mom?
41:10Yeah, hon.
41:10Can I ask you a personal question?
41:15Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
41:19Where's George?
41:21George.
41:22You heard me.
41:24Where's George?
41:27Um...
41:28Did he have a fight?
41:31Well...
41:31Did he break up?
41:39I don't know.
41:41Sometimes grown-ups, they...
41:44They have to make decisions.
41:46Well, it's okay.
41:47You broke up.
41:49Don't worry about it.
41:51I'm used to it.
41:53I'm sorry, Benji.
41:56I really am.
41:58I really am.
42:11What was in your cart, George?
42:17Delilah!
42:18Delilah!
42:18Delilah!
42:19What?
42:20Um...
42:20A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style
42:25show.
42:25And I couldn't use them and get them to me!
42:29What?
42:30Wait, that is, like, huge.
42:32Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
42:35How are you?
42:36Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:39And...
42:40Guilt.
42:40Baby, guilt.
42:44And guess who's gonna be my date?
42:46Who?
42:47You silly!
42:48What?!
42:54Wait, those are my designs.
42:57What?
42:58Those look exactly like my dresses.
43:00See?
43:01Oh my god, they do!
43:04We have to go.
43:09Thank you for meeting with me.
43:11Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:14Um...
43:15Are you here alone?
43:16Yeah, it's Nagar.
43:17Mom's a rocker.
43:18Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:19He does it every time.
43:21Don't tell Mom.
43:23Okay.
43:24I want to talk about Mom.
43:28Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:31Mom was being super sad.
43:34And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:36You know she loves you, right?
43:39Wait, what?
43:40I can tell.
43:43Benji, it's not what you think.
43:45Look...
43:47Your mom hired me to...
43:48I know you've been pretending.
43:50What?
43:51I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so Mom can show me how it is to be
43:55a happy couple.
43:57Listen, I mean big kid, but I'm not stupid.
43:59But...
43:59And you love her too.
44:01But they're so...
44:01So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
44:06Deal?
44:10Deal.
44:10Mm-hmm.
44:31Mm-hmm.
44:32Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
44:36Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
44:38There they are.
44:43Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
44:49Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
44:58Oh, my God.
45:01We're fucked.
45:03Oh, my God.
45:05Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than...
45:09Justin Fitzgerald!
45:21Isn't that...
45:22Yes.
45:27George...
45:31Did you know about that?
45:33Yeah.
45:34He gave me the tickets.
45:35But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:37Did you know about that?
45:39Yeah.
45:40He gave me the tickets.
45:41But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:43Not a secret, Milo.
45:44A surprise.
45:45Yeah.
45:46Should've lost Henry.
45:48Wow.
45:49I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
45:53You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
45:56Oh, my God.
45:58Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
46:04And the truth is...
46:07I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
46:13The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
46:19Holy fuck.
46:22Damn it.
46:23This isn't fair.
46:24So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
46:30designed by my love, Delilah.
46:33Thank you, Delilah.
46:46Stephanie.
46:49All the bread.세�
47:03touristsでしょう.
47:08Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
47:14important.
47:16Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
47:26important.
47:29Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
47:34Oh, I'm ready to go.
47:56Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:08Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:16Yes.
48:18What?
48:20Yes.
48:22You will?
48:22I will.
48:23You, you...
48:38The clothing was disgusting.
48:40Terrible.
48:41Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
48:45Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
48:49No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
48:51No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
48:53Oh, shut up, Sharon.
48:55Ah!
49:01I now pronounce you husband and wife.
49:04Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
49:08But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself.
49:13Your truth.
49:14And your joy.
49:16Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
49:24Nothing?
49:25Nothing.
49:26What do you mean she gets nothing?
49:28She signed a prenup.
49:29She's entitled to nothing.
49:32Let me see that.
49:37This looks like a marriage license.
49:40You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
49:45You should have read the fine print.
49:48You tricked her?
49:49Shame on you.
49:51Okay, can we go?
49:52I have an appointment.
49:53Whore!
49:54You do, however, get child support.
49:58Wait, what?
49:59I'm sorry.
50:00That's the law.
50:02Fuck the law.
50:13Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
50:17I want a divorce.
50:18I think it's time you find your own place.
50:19Fine.
50:20I want a divorce.
50:21I'm a horrible mother.
50:23I want a divorce.
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