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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45We're the drugs, Wayne!
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You're okay, Mafia.
00:01:49You should have gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break!
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:20Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31Trevor.
00:03:32Trevor Gut Jeremy, 37 years old.
00:03:34He's been working with the mother.make
00:03:36him trying to see father girls. He's
00:03:39someone passing out his life and piled through town. Trevor.
00:03:54Trevor.
00:03:55to possession of narcotics,
00:03:57possession with intention to sell,
00:04:01burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:06what do you think about it?
00:04:09It's Swebosako, collectively,
00:04:11you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13Uh, no, no. Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:20I don't know.
00:04:23Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure
00:04:27that Pindi gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head!
00:04:33Put him! Put him!
00:04:35It's hell!
00:04:36Police brutality!
00:04:38I don't know!
00:04:39Oh, look, he's cut, please!
00:04:42What? You said
00:04:43also you're the one that has caused this for me!
00:04:46And whose fault is that?
00:04:47A stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me
00:04:50alongside Pindi, so...
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:53But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods can't use you.
00:04:58Fuck that!
00:05:02But...
00:05:04I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:05:06I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:05:08I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:05:09No, no.
00:05:10I would rather drink
00:05:11Guede Montage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact,
00:05:13I would rather go down
00:05:14on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get?
00:05:18Meat in two ways?
00:05:19An axe wound?
00:05:20I don't know!
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Jalburg!
00:05:22I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:05:24I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:05:25It's either you go to Johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways
00:05:29in which you should not
00:05:30pick up the soap.
00:05:36What time does it fly?
00:05:46Bring me a marker here
00:05:48for the needle, please.
00:05:51It looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:02Look who's here!
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:06:06Gani!
00:06:07Gani!
00:06:08Gani like a spill, man.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:14Why are you doing here
00:06:15because now you can see
00:06:16this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job
00:06:21and now he needs to hang around here
00:06:22with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens
00:06:24when you turn your key witnesses
00:06:26into a dog.
00:06:28Apparently, the forensic says
00:06:30they can't even tell
00:06:30the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35There was just blood
00:06:35and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have
00:06:37a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him
00:06:44and call him Trifakta.
00:06:49All right, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out
00:06:54and catch your mother's arsehole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay.
00:06:56That's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, Tratla.
00:07:00It's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28From what sources believe to be a bizarre case
00:07:30of mistaken identity,
00:07:32the actor playing Oscar Pistorius
00:07:33in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athlete's life
00:07:36has gone missing.
00:07:37Hey.
00:07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:39This is good.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51Yeah, yeah.
00:07:52I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless
00:07:55that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58Chuck, I think we both...
00:08:01Hi.
00:08:03Hi.
00:08:04Yes, I'm.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah?
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:07Make sure.
00:08:08Yeah?
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:11Hey, no.
00:08:11What is he?
00:08:12No, no, no.
00:08:13He's a story.
00:08:14No, no, no.
00:08:15He's a story.
00:08:15He's a story.
00:08:16What the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump
00:08:27on a Krabba but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba.
00:08:30Mamela.
00:08:30I sell anybody but a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like, R&B singers, you know, like...
00:08:41The God is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually...
00:08:46Oh, no.
00:08:46No, no.
00:08:46I do remember you.
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh!
00:08:52No, no.
00:08:53I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a clean fucker.
00:08:58Clean fucker.
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05What, what?
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09What?
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:10Yeah, you got 5-0-6-0-9.
00:09:12Yeah, yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:13Huh?
00:09:14Don't touch me.
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So...
00:09:21Where's your badge?
00:09:23Technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:28No.
00:09:28I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust is earned.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh!
00:09:38Wait.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41Please put on me!
00:09:44He's man hunting me!
00:09:46I'm not a racist!
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist!
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutalizing me!
00:09:55I'm not driving you.
00:09:56You're brutalizing me.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58I'm letting him...
00:09:58Put the gun and let him go!
00:10:00What's my chance?
00:10:01I'm trying to see you.
00:10:02I'm trying to see you.
00:10:02I'm trying to see you.
00:10:03I'm trying to see you.
00:10:03I'm trying to see you.
00:10:03I'm trying to see you.
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:09I'm telling you, Cap, just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:18I'm sorry.
00:10:21I'm sorry.
00:10:24Fucker.
00:10:31Generale.
00:10:32Generale.
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:54He's got legs!
00:10:55Oh.
00:10:57Uh...
00:10:58He...
00:10:58He said...
00:11:00Are you alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy-boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46Just...
00:11:46A few?
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead, you dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52Ah, yeah.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Just...
00:11:54Shake his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh, uh...
00:11:58What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:02Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:04Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:23Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming form.
00:12:31Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is still missing.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Oh, the shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey, man.
00:12:44When I came back to the drug deal, I offered him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shirt, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So what's next?
00:12:54Cap?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I thought we'd change it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:06Oh, shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, fuck, no!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock.
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't Detective Cock detect that I'm not a pimp?
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist.
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:59You sit down!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:04Or you get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:12Just give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:198.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52I don't think it's subliminal.
00:14:54I don't think it's spasiness.
00:14:55Do you think it's gloves, it's a Tec-ta as a raincoat for a son?
00:14:59I don't think.
00:15:02OK, son, just give me a pen.
00:15:04Put, let, let.
00:15:06Put your glasses on.
00:15:08Put your glasses on.
00:15:08Put it all up.
00:15:12Put it all up.
00:15:14Put it all up.
00:15:15Put it all up.
00:15:19I guess you need a pen if you have a pen.
00:15:21These two retards are family.
00:15:23Otherwise I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25Fast in furios.
00:15:27And that's all right.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done.
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens,
00:15:47meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do it?
00:16:15Please.
00:16:15I'll show you.
00:16:23Hey my love.
00:16:25Hey babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35The husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason, the electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15 year old girls job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12Tessa now can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:14You're not.
00:17:15I have work.
00:17:17And I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:33Get in, Amman.
00:17:34Sisters.
00:17:36Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have?
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a red winner.
00:17:49Good job.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, General.
00:18:06It's all right.
00:18:07It's all right.
00:18:07It's all right.
00:18:09It's all right.
00:18:19Oh, okay.
00:18:20It's all right.
00:18:20Oh, okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:29Oh, okay.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:30Oh, okay.
00:18:30Oh, okay.
00:18:31Oh, okay.
00:18:31Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:18:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked many head cuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:58All done.
00:19:03Good job.
00:19:05Buddy.
00:19:06The inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool.
00:19:09Yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:19Where's the light?
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21He's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:33Good job.
00:19:34Really lights off the place.
00:19:36How about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:57You ready?
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's all right.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:22All right.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39Hi, sexy.
00:20:59This?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around.
00:21:08It's all there.
00:21:10I'm sorry, man.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:17She's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock boring.
00:21:42Yeah, and that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gunfights or fistfights or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08She's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville, and they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:32He said make your bed and lie in it, so...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:38I'm now fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59It's in tequila's place.
00:23:00I'm sorry, stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not going to judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no.
00:23:06Relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:12I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:34Married man?
00:23:35I don't know.
00:23:36I don't know.
00:23:37I'm from Mansfield.
00:23:39I'm from Mansfield.
00:23:39I'm from Mansfield.
00:23:41Busy?
00:23:42Busy from Mansfield?
00:23:44Married?
00:23:44Look how Busy means...
00:23:46Busy means this time.
00:23:47It's so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:50Busy.
00:23:51Busy, Busy, Busy.
00:23:52Hey, man.
00:23:54Okay, if Married get Busy, it's in the password.
00:23:56Well, if you really know Busy, you would know that Busy would want you to give me the password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is.
00:24:05That's Busy to a T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing.
00:24:10We have a winner.
00:24:12Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:17Hey, Margo.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:19Hey.
00:24:20I'm sorry.
00:24:21My friend's a little drunk and he's off his mates.
00:24:23What are you doing?
00:24:24I'm working her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I would do...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, God.
00:24:39Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, God.
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Get out of the gun.
00:24:53Get out of the gun.
00:24:55Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hit this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm going to...
00:25:49Come on, pal.
00:25:57Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:01You drink the white now.
00:26:02Doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man.
00:26:17No, you're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:20Come on.
00:26:21Go to the house, man.
00:26:28Go to the house.
00:26:30Come on, go to the house.
00:26:39The popular strip club burnt down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey!
00:26:46What is this?
00:26:47Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an...
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burnt it down.
00:27:01John, you created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look.
00:27:08Everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:12Where, Ma?
00:27:12Where, Ma?
00:27:13Where else?
00:27:13What in your hands?
00:27:16Telefactor.
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:17It's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos.
00:27:22And why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyra wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49You're right on my bicycle.
00:27:50You're right on my bicycle.
00:27:51You're right on my bicycle.
00:27:51I'm so fucking fine off of this man.
00:27:52I'm fucking fine off of this man.
00:27:53Cut that shit out.
00:27:55The two of you.
00:27:56Go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58NEED.
00:27:59Now!
00:28:00You should enjoy the captain.
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06so what now detective big shot well we've got the briefcase ah and we still got boozy
00:28:12who that's the name that the writer gave me just before a head
00:28:21she was gonna give me another name but then he interrupted us so there's that okay all
00:28:25right follow the lead and no more dead bodies and burning shits this isn't a war zone
00:28:32is that my mug remind me never to drink from that again
00:28:50don't touch anything
00:28:59you know we need a car with bigger boot space man yeah yeah man you know you never know what
00:29:07difficult it is to get blood off your face no man boy boy i just want to say i'm sorry
00:29:11in there for
00:29:12like just fainting it's just that yeah the blood i feel like i still have blood on me do i
00:29:17still have
00:29:17blood you gotta did you even wash your face yeah i did it's pouring out your ears man yeah yeah
00:29:23it's
00:29:23coming out your ears look it's coming out your ears yeah you see that oh shit oh shit oh shit
00:29:41again hey
00:29:43anyway
00:29:54oh
00:30:14So much for babysitting a CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:24There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:39Mm-mm.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it as delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it bad, because if you do it, I won't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53We're just going to follow her lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58Uti, nothing hectic?
00:31:01No, I'm really worried.
00:31:03You'll be fine.
00:31:03I promise.
00:31:15No, I'm gonna get out of here.
00:31:18No!
00:31:24No!
00:31:27No!
00:31:28I went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Let's get the call.
00:31:31It's my story, my boy.
00:31:33I'm gonna try again.
00:31:36Some gangster shit with you.
00:31:37You see your gangster shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Tessa. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am. He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm. You think so?
00:31:52Really? No ways.
00:31:54No, I did not feel that. I did not.
00:31:56Right? You're right? That's super cool.
00:31:58It's because the distraction
00:32:00is the bump and then the magic
00:32:02is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing? Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad. It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah. High five, high five.
00:32:12Uh, it's for old people.
00:32:15Oh. So what you do, right,
00:32:16is you take your first bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, whoo, and then another first bump.
00:32:21Bah. Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:23It's alright? It's alright.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs
00:32:28and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Huh? Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go bullshit. No way, that's your wife.
00:32:35That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, this is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy.
00:32:44Ooh, tiny long game, man.
00:32:47No way, I don't know.
00:32:49I'm not sure how to do it.
00:32:51Oh, the shibbons are like...
00:32:53Thick. I'm a bullgazer.
00:32:55Hey, you're like that.
00:32:56This is all sexually transmitted, like that.
00:32:59That's my wife.
00:33:01It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar, like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see Mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:03My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mother's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Fuck.
00:34:18Alright, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Literally, she's probably got those smoke bombs.
00:34:28And poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go...
00:34:32Your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop.
00:34:49So, sorted.
00:34:51Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33That's a bad time to mention and then we're trying to not see you like us before.
00:35:38I'm hoping this badge catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:35:56Yeah.
00:36:16It's going to be harder than we're moving for them to come.
00:36:24I'm happy.
00:36:25So we'll be happy.
00:36:27Oh
00:36:31You see that kid back there, I mean don't mind it. He's been following us since we got you. Yeah
00:36:37He's sticking out like a sore thumb
00:36:39Just probably thinking what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows how are you a detective even?
00:36:49How do you still have your own?
00:36:50He's coming over
00:36:50No, what do you still have a job? I go away up on a night
00:36:56Oh
00:36:57You must be right. I get your boys with you. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a kid. It's a midget
00:37:03You can't say midget is not politically correct. It's mongoloid definitely not mongoloid mongoloid means return
00:37:29It's fast for a little
00:37:31Ah
00:37:34Tripod, come out
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Here you go
00:37:42He's so fast. It's like a little baby cheetah
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46Hey, man
00:37:49Oh
00:37:51Of course
00:37:53Move
00:37:54Yeah
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well
00:38:04I see money
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man
00:38:09I give him a loser born
00:38:10It's the only the money that we want
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy
00:38:15Okay, this kid knew something. Hey, I'm not a kid eat more pussy than you
00:38:20He's right though. It's necessary. You need to give that briefcase to boozy
00:38:27Money money money money
00:38:49Everybody playing by the damn book
00:38:51My dogs ain't right but the crap you're lost
00:38:55Oh
00:39:09Watch this
00:39:11This will be good
00:39:12Watch this
00:39:12What I'll do is
00:39:14I see
00:39:14Yeah, it's good
00:39:16Piles
00:39:21What the fuck, seriously?
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:28You didn't even search me, I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:35Fucking get back into it.
00:39:36Yeah, yeah, fucking, I don't know what's in there,
00:39:37so you carry it.
00:39:38You better hurry up or we're gonna come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short an input as it is.
00:39:44It's over, it's over, work, mate.
00:39:47It's the place where few people go.
00:39:51There is a woman she dresses in bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life.
00:40:03Loretta sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:07Nightingale, nightingale.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21All right.
00:40:23Now,
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this,
00:40:29but,
00:40:30now we know for sure that you will never rape again.
00:40:36There's a few minutes to go and blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:40Wait, it's a snake.
00:40:40What the fuck are you doing?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:42Huh?
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Huh?
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:46Swallow it, rich.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:49Come on, now.
00:40:51What?
00:40:51Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:58Get your shit together.
00:41:01Where is Lerato anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Lerato?
00:41:13Always knew she didn't have balls to the game.
00:41:15Neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:20Well,
00:41:21then we should get going.
00:41:24Headaches waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Oh, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't...
00:41:35All right.
00:41:36Keep going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:45Does she still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:53Fuck it.
00:41:57Show me your power.
00:42:03Show me your power.
00:42:09Show me your power
00:42:26Here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Puss, they're here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussie and the guards.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely.
00:42:44Last time you all spilled, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:52Hmm.
00:42:58Oh, I see Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02They're had to packed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:06And the rest of these?
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here, something bad was going to happen to you.
00:43:16Maybe.
00:43:17To never be too careful.
00:43:19True.
00:43:22Three milky.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's going to be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went up.
00:43:31It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:50Hang it.
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:06Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I'll send you a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41All right.
00:44:41Please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl and load up.
00:44:48Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be...
00:44:54Headache.
00:44:55Headache.
00:44:56God.
00:44:57I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh, my God.
00:45:00Go for it.
00:45:01Headache.
00:45:02Come on.
00:45:03Let's go, man.
00:45:03We've got to go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:15We'll fucking go, man.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:16I'll be there now.
00:45:28All right.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Just your wings?
00:45:34Let's showtime.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then, what happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:51All right.
00:45:53You know, I don't like my phone causing distractions.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:07Gabri's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:19But I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:27The short black guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night, men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the cow.
00:46:42I'm going to shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10Just bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch, Rob.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if they want to shoot cops on me, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop.
00:47:25You don't have to explain it.
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed me your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why did we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:52Now, if every guy with a badge and I ask, no, this is our time to show to moms whether
00:47:56we can
00:47:56run our own shit and do this on our own.
00:47:59I'll fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:06Go!
00:48:07Go, go, go, go!
00:48:09Don't throw me in the fucking eye!
00:48:12What are you doing?
00:48:18Excuse me!
00:48:23Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh, no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go, keep going!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get it?
00:48:39No!
00:48:40I'll just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44I'm one!
00:48:45Oh, Jesus, just go!
00:48:54Go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, she's in the corner!
00:48:57Busy!
00:48:58Where's Busy?
00:48:59Have you seen Busy?
00:49:00You too, on me.
00:49:06Come on!
00:49:08Okay, I couldn't move into the bed.
00:49:10I won't die.
00:49:11Me too.
00:49:14And why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, all right?
00:49:18I wouldn't come across as a pussy.
00:49:20No!
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy.
00:49:23I get constant anxiety.
00:49:25You do?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:26You really do.
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out.
00:49:29Fuck yeah.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31First, you've seen Busy.
00:49:33I don't know how I've got you, bitch.
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but, whoa!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch.
00:49:41Okay, fuck, boy.
00:49:41It's your turn, then.
00:49:42Fuck, boy.
00:49:43Really?
00:49:43In the midst of anything that's going on, you're going to call me a fuck, boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person.
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter, okay?
00:49:54Hey, Busy boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey, stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev, Drev!
00:50:11John, did I get her?
00:50:14No.
00:50:15I'm so cold, John.
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:43Yeah, you guys, you missed it. Missed everything.
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep.
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration.
00:51:00All right, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theater.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:05You two, my office.
00:51:08The office? Yeah, we're going into the office.
00:51:12You guys stay outside, you losers.
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine dry, boss.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:33We still have no idea how high this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Domanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind.
00:51:41And Bussi, don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Domanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A.
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys.
00:52:02I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:30I love you.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:58Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:29Dad, seriously.
00:53:31Please cover your scars.
00:53:33Pass it on the sissies.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:38He is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy?
00:53:44Yes.
00:53:45And open.
00:53:45And gross.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:26So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:43Faye, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:58And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:11Tessa!
00:55:12Help!
00:55:14Shh, shh, shh.
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:16Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sean, no.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:35Manners.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:38Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:14They're not children.
00:56:16They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets, alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:28But I took them in.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear about girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:47Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:20Perhaps it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching.
00:57:35Knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44The little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:47But they never hid in the closet, behind the curtain, or in the laundry bin.
00:57:58Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Hm?
00:58:06Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:16Mom!
00:58:16Mom!
00:58:19Mom!
00:58:21Mom!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:31No, no, no, no, no!
00:58:33Mom!
00:58:34Mom!
00:58:34Mom!
00:58:36Mom!
00:58:36Mom!
00:58:50We have to put her in an induced coma.
00:58:52It will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well, for now I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her.
00:59:04Keep going.
00:59:18I'll get old baby back this way.
00:59:26Alright, Charlie, can you come in?
00:59:28Yes.
00:59:28Coloured female.
00:59:2912 years old.
00:59:30This is a minor.
00:59:32Yeah, minor.
00:59:32She's still in sleep way.
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them.
00:59:39I'm sorry, John.
00:59:40Sorry, he's not going to bring my daughter back.
00:59:41Look, we're doing everything we can.
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48I'm calling in my contacts.
00:59:49You don't have any contacts.
00:59:51I'll go door to door.
00:59:52John, you are too close to this.
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you.
00:59:54No!
00:59:56John.
00:59:59John, you know the protocol.
01:00:02Look around.
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here.
01:00:08Just take a breath.
01:00:13I need a moment.
01:00:15I need a moment.
01:00:22Johnny boy.
01:00:23I thought you were dead.
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here?
01:00:27Let's just take a step back, shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better.
01:00:31You know exactly what I want.
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence.
01:00:34Of course, that's the fun part.
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me.
01:00:39How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow, I think you're going to make a plan.
01:00:45I'll call you with the location within an hour.
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off.
01:00:53Any sign of the police, she dies.
01:00:56I can't do this alone.
01:00:58Okay then, bring a plus one.
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you, huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you too tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches.
01:01:18And all these men think they own the trade in this country.
01:01:21But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally.
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world.
01:01:35Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent.
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored, run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink.
01:01:47Our product can run free.
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling.
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll.
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business.
01:01:58Keep them in check.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:10Nope.
01:02:11Hi, you've reached Trevor.
01:02:12Please leave a message.
01:02:13Unless he's a white gorilla, then fuck you John.
01:02:17Fucker.
01:02:18Come on.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize.
01:02:30Something's happened.
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced.
01:02:35I'm sorry Trevor.
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help.
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you.
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa.
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI.
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you.
01:02:52What we need to do isn't exactly legal.
01:02:57So you're in?
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa.
01:03:00I don't give a fuck about you.
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself John.
01:03:03That's good enough for me.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:05So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy the captain seems to come ask you who the fuck you think you are.
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking dumbs.
01:03:22No, no, no, no.
01:03:23This works.
01:03:24It's hands on dick!
01:03:26Not hands on dick!
01:03:28Hey!
01:03:28Are you on porn?
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't-
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die!
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden one!
01:03:39It's all-
01:03:39Wait, wait.
01:03:40That was too much.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41Bring it in.
01:03:42Bring it in for the movie.
01:03:43Sorry about that.
01:03:44So sorry.
01:03:45You'll be okay.
01:03:47Just go check on the detective's daughter.
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden one!
01:03:51She's gonna die!
01:04:01Shh!
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:04I can't believe that actually worked.
01:04:07Quick, grab the duffel bags.
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously? Now?
01:04:15Yes, now.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:19And?
01:04:19I can't do this without you.
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done.
01:04:26Come on!
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes, but it'll do.
01:04:29For fuck's sake.
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Here.
01:04:35Grab it.
01:04:40I got the drugs.
01:04:42Hustle.
01:04:44I gave you the light bags.
01:04:46I gave you the light bags.
01:05:07Huh?
01:05:07We'll also be gonna be...
01:05:09Sir!
01:05:10I'm here, sir.
01:05:11What?
01:05:11He said old Hansel Deck.
01:05:12I'm here, sir.
01:05:13I didn't mean you.
01:05:14Shelters.
01:05:15Check out the shelters.
01:05:16The buildings.
01:05:17Who?
01:05:17What?
01:05:19You know?
01:05:20Loud.
01:05:21Chatty.
01:05:22Big eyes.
01:05:22Scar in the nose.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:26You guys, come with me.
01:05:28Evidence room now!
01:05:29Evidence room!
01:05:31Let's go!
01:05:31Come on!
01:05:32Let's go!
01:05:46Let's go!
01:05:47Let's go!
01:05:47That's it!
01:05:48Trevor!
01:05:49So we really are on our own in this way?
01:05:50Yup.
01:05:52Okay, now I'm not gonna ride in this thing, man.
01:05:54It's a big...
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say where.
01:05:58Good boy.
01:06:00Pretoria North.
01:06:01The big railway station.
01:06:05They're gonna be okay, bro.
01:06:09I promise.
01:06:10Thanks.
01:06:19Come on!
01:06:20Come on!
01:06:21Come on!
01:06:23Come on!
01:06:26Come on!
01:06:27Come on!
01:06:28Come on!
01:06:28Come on!
01:06:29Come on!
01:06:30Come on!
01:06:30Come on!
01:06:31Come on!
01:06:32Come on!
01:06:32Come on!
01:06:33You had one job, bro.
01:06:37Shit!
01:06:38Shit!
01:06:40Got a surprise for you.
01:06:41Yeah?
01:06:42Check it out.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:44That's yours.
01:06:46Okay.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:47This is how you use it.
01:06:49Cock it.
01:06:50Aim.
01:06:51Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:06:53Finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that you got a shot, alright?
01:06:56Got it?
01:06:57No.
01:06:58Fuck's sake.
01:06:59Just take the wheel.
01:07:00That's illegal.
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal, okay?
01:07:04Cock it.
01:07:05Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:07:07It's not rocket science.
01:07:09Huh?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:14Okay, wait.
01:07:15Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:16Wait.
01:07:18Wait.
01:07:21Is that a dating app, Captain?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Just asking.
01:07:27Shit!
01:07:33Fuck!
01:07:34Fuck!
01:07:35What's wrong?
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed.
01:07:40Yes!
01:07:45Can we take that parking sport, Captain?
01:07:50Oh, Lord God.
01:07:52I pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby Jesus hanging on my grandmother's wall.
01:08:01I pray that you are with me through this battle which is about to ensue.
01:08:08It is a very, very, very dangerous one and I would like to go out to the clean slate.
01:08:14I pray that, God, you fill me with your Holy Spirit or any other liquid that you would like to
01:08:22fill me in with.
01:08:24Not in a sexual way.
01:08:26I've already been filled in in prison.
01:08:28That was not nice.
01:08:30Amen.
01:08:32Amen.
01:08:35Amen.
01:08:37Amen.
01:08:48Amen.
01:08:48You know, I actually wanted to tell you that the rifle is actually not such a bad person.
01:08:51She would have actually been so good for this.
01:08:53Right.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:57Yeah, we go.
01:09:08your boys are here
01:09:09hey you don't say that
01:09:10you don't call us boys
01:09:11we're fully grown men
01:09:18hello
01:09:19is that your plus one
01:09:21John
01:09:22this is my partner
01:09:27who's that lady
01:09:28she's running the show
01:09:29so do you really mean
01:09:31that I'm your partner
01:09:32where is the stuff
01:09:33where's Tessa
01:09:41dad
01:09:41dad
01:09:42it's okay baby
01:09:43dad
01:09:44it's okay
01:09:45it's okay baby
01:09:46just stay calm
01:09:47dad
01:09:47it's okay
01:09:51he landed
01:09:54not you
01:09:56you know all this drama
01:09:57could have been prevented
01:09:59if only you just left us
01:10:01alone
01:10:01John
01:10:14you got this buddy
01:10:37that's it buddy
01:10:39that's it buddy
01:10:53did you really think
01:10:54it was going to be
01:10:55that simple
01:10:58did you
01:11:05what are you doing
01:11:06the safety's on
01:11:08you didn't say nothing
01:11:09about his safety
01:11:16just point and shoot
01:11:22no no no no
01:11:27get back here
01:11:28you're going to get yourself
01:11:29killed
01:11:29what are you doing
01:11:38just aim at the bad guys
01:11:39you're going to kill us
01:11:40hey listen
01:11:41I'm not dying like this
01:11:43get the money
01:11:48you get the money
01:11:49get the money
01:11:50get the money
01:11:51get the money
01:11:57Jesus
01:11:58holy shit
01:12:00little black baby Jesus
01:12:01must really love you
01:12:03okay I'm going after them
01:12:04watch Tessa for me
01:12:05no no no dad
01:12:05it's okay baby
01:12:07listen to me
01:12:08listen to me
01:12:09it's going to be okay
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back
01:12:10it'll be okay
01:12:12I love you
01:12:13I love you too
01:12:13okay
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad
01:12:26you're going to be alright
01:12:57I love you
01:13:17I love you
01:13:19I love you
01:13:46I love you
01:13:59this is how we first met
01:14:01I didn't think I would die like this
01:14:08bitch
01:14:09you died the moment you touched my family
01:14:12and now I'm going after yours
01:14:30take cover
01:14:32what's that
01:14:33where the last time
01:14:36Satan
01:14:56I'm so sick of the short shit
01:14:58I'm fucking sick of the shit
01:15:00fuck
01:15:02fuck
01:15:03fuck
01:15:04fuck
01:15:04fuck
01:15:05fuck
01:15:06fuck
01:15:06fuck
01:15:06do you think I'm getting here
01:15:09fuck
01:15:10fuck
01:15:21What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'd have climbed that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind the tree.
01:15:32Let me come, please.
01:15:33Come on.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:16:03Oh, man, that's bloody my mouth.
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing.
01:16:12There's a mixture of this baby in my mouth.
01:16:16What, Regis?
01:16:17Why don't you bat say something?
01:16:21What, Regis?
01:16:34Order!
01:16:38Get up.
01:16:40Come on.
01:16:41Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?
01:16:43Oh no! Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree!
01:16:53Oh man, I get out of the tree!
01:16:54What? Just...
01:16:56Listen, you go that way, I'll go that way, we'll take her together, okay?
01:16:59You got this buddy, come on!
01:17:14That's not much better than your mother.
01:17:19No!
01:17:21Kill my shrimp!
01:17:31What's happening back then?
01:17:33What? Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:38Grab the pig!
01:17:40Grab the pig!
01:17:42What the fuck?
01:17:45Come on, come on, come on!
01:17:47Come on!
01:18:01Jesus!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off.
01:18:07Never mind.
01:18:08Good job.
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Tessa!
01:18:12Oh fuck man, why is it always me with this shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce.
01:18:18Oh that worked!
01:18:19I didn't get it!
01:18:20Hold on, you're finally becoming a man.
01:18:27Hold on partner, I couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:31Can't tell them what to do.
01:18:33I'm a boss.
01:18:34I'm a boss.
01:18:35Can't leave it then, can't leave it up then.
01:18:37I'm a boss.
01:18:39I'm a boss.
01:18:40If I can make them change.
01:18:41I'm a boss.
01:18:43Always be foolish, yes.
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down.
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around.
01:18:49Never been afraid when things starts to go down.
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring.
01:18:53Now they know us in your cuss, the whole town.
01:18:55Yeah, everything is all good but it's no problem.
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up then we go find them.
01:19:00That's the storm that we bring.
01:19:01All we want to do is win.
01:19:02Look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:11Go!
01:19:12Go!
01:19:13Go!
01:19:13Go!
01:19:16It's taking some time but the paperwork is done.
01:19:19You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26He's gonna be a cop in the halfway.
01:19:28Oh wait, it's true.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:32Who else is gonna give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road, Lale.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:39She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trevor.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:46You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Um, nothing.
01:19:51Nothing.
01:19:52It's nae on the trees nae.
01:19:53Help your mom.
01:19:54Help your mom.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:20:00Private school kids.
01:20:02Yeah, that tree thing.
01:20:03Put my meat in your mouth.
01:20:04I'm gonna kill him.
01:20:05Okay.
01:20:09Let the وأ.
01:20:10It's la-tadda day.
01:20:11Hydro teacher au.
01:20:12Avvo.
01:20:13did the horn.
01:20:14He'll so come in here.
01:20:17He'll says he will.
01:20:21I'm going to kill you.
01:20:27He'll see me.
01:20:30Call me.
01:20:31I shot you.
01:20:32You can't help me.
01:20:34Come on.
01:20:36Touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me.
01:20:39You want me a grand?
01:20:40Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
01:20:47Hey, touch me, hey, what, I'm a Lilla, oh, hey, don't let me know, 50-50, remember, I'm a Waddle,
01:20:57show up, Amanda, yes, yes, fly that door.
01:21:08Don't touch me
01:21:18Don't touch me
01:21:20So come back so
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:44My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:21:58Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:22Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:32My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:46Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:23:00Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:23:21I'm getting money when I go out, they sky you
01:23:22Okay, I'm getting money, they break down, yeah, yeah
01:23:30Take one, take on their ass, night isymph
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