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00:03:04Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski?
00:03:10How come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:12that most powerful element of style.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:42It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:59You can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:07Straight ahead.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:37Let's go.
00:19:13Where is he?
00:26:31Not bad.
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:08Yeah?
00:31:12Why not?
00:32:25Animals.
00:34:19I just,
00:35:05You don't believe me.
00:36:55Whoa.
00:40:56He's right here.
00:42:18You see, you see,
00:42:50You're fucking tired.
00:43:20six hours.
00:43:20Thank you, you're fine.
00:43:50Okay, you can all relax.
00:43:52It's over. We're stopping now.
00:43:55Thanks, and congratulations to all.
00:43:59Great job.
00:44:01What do you mean, Chad?
00:44:04I mean exactly what I just said. It's over.
00:44:06You can all go home to your families now.
00:44:08It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:44:10You out of your mind?
00:44:12Why do you want us to go home?
00:44:15Come on.
00:44:17Stop acting like this is real life.
00:44:20I'm telling you we're done.
00:44:21There's no one watching anymore, okay?
00:44:24No use going on.
00:44:27Stop.
00:44:30Finished. We're packing in.
00:44:32But this is real life, Chad.
00:44:35We have a dead body over here.
00:44:37No.
00:44:39Come on. It's not real life.
00:44:41Look at you. You have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.
00:44:51So?
00:44:56Okay. I'm going to show you something.
00:44:58Denise, take your gun.
00:45:02Why?
00:45:02Take it.
00:45:03I tell ya.
00:45:04It's an order.
00:45:11Now point it at me and shoot.
00:45:13No way.
00:45:14Doug, you do it.
00:45:23Don't think. Just shoot.
00:45:29Oh my god.
00:45:33You see?
00:45:35I don't feel a thing.
00:45:38No pain whatsoever.
00:45:41It's not real.
00:45:44You understand?
00:45:46Everything is fake.
00:45:49Shoot again.
00:45:57Now do you believe me?
00:46:00This situation is not real.
00:46:06Go home.
00:46:08It's all over.
00:46:10Thanks.
00:46:12What about the cleaning lady?
00:46:15She's really dead?
00:46:17Open the bag.
00:46:18You might be surprised.
00:46:29It's a regular corpse.
00:46:30Give her a good slap.
00:46:32You'll see.
00:46:33Stop your bullshit.
00:46:34She's got no head.
00:46:36It's not funny.
00:46:38Shake her up.
00:46:43So?
00:46:45Nothing happened.
00:46:47She's dead.
00:46:48Body's cold.
00:46:53How cold?
00:46:59One of these spectators didn't eat the turkey.
00:47:03He's alive and watching as we speak.
00:47:09Damn.
00:47:11You sure this is true?
00:47:14Positive.
00:47:15You have to go on.
00:47:19Alright.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:34Excuse me please.
00:47:36I made a little mistake.
00:47:39Forget everything I just said.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:02I got a little ahead of myself.
00:48:05We're not quite done.
00:48:06How was your relationship with Martino?
00:48:09You're bleeding lieutenant.
00:48:10Don't mind that.
00:48:11It's nothing.
00:48:12Let's proceed.
00:48:13Answer my question.
00:48:14Well like I said.
00:48:17We got along fine.
00:48:18You know employee.
00:48:19Employer.
00:48:19You were happy with her work.
00:48:21Like I said before.
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:23Nothing in particular you'd mention.
00:48:26No.
00:48:28Were you in contact with her family?
00:48:32I met her brother once.
00:48:34He was rather obese.
00:48:37We really didn't talk.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Do you know if Martino was on good terms with her obese brother?
00:48:45Maybe.
00:48:47Do you think the obese brother could be directly or indirectly involved with Martino's death?
00:49:00Mr. Hughes?
00:49:25Oh God.
00:49:26The kid was right.
00:49:28The killer is a tire.
00:51:03You killed Martina?
00:51:10You're going to be in trouble with the police.
00:51:14You know what the police are.
00:51:18Do you talk?
00:51:19I mean, talk.
00:51:21Um, me, human, boy.
00:51:25Hey, answer me!
00:51:36Hey!
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:53This is what our killer looks like.
00:51:56I'm tired.
00:51:58Exactly.
00:52:01I'll give you an hour to find him.
00:52:03Can't have gotten far.
00:52:05If you have any questions,
00:52:08it's now or never.
00:52:11What brand of tire?
00:52:15We don't know yet.
00:52:18Probably brandless.
00:52:20Is it worn?
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:27Is it black?
00:52:31Hey, guys!
00:52:33I just saw it.
00:52:34He escaped on the road.
00:52:35That way.
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:46Uh...
00:53:06Uh...
00:53:08What might you fancy?
00:53:11Farmed chicken, homemade potatoes mashed with olive oil
00:53:15and mushroom fricassee.
00:53:18That'll be fine, thank you.
00:53:21Wait to see the rest.
00:53:24It's doing a tartare on a bed of artichoke
00:53:27with violet-flavored white asparagus.
00:53:30It's tempting, isn't it?
00:53:32Look, you know, I'm not hungry, so just forget it.
00:53:37Dessert then, perhaps.
00:53:41Oh.
00:53:47Chocolate eclairs, that's lovely.
00:53:51How can, what did, how can...
00:53:52Hey, hey, I'm telling you, I'm not hungry, all right?
00:53:57Now you're wasting my time, just go away.
00:54:02Come on.
00:54:04You gotta eat something.
00:54:06It's unhealthy.
00:54:09You can't go on like this, you can't.
00:54:12You have a yogurt, at least.
00:54:14Just do that for me, hmm?
00:54:16I just want to watch the end in peace.
00:54:20Well, wait all you want, because there's no end.
00:54:24Fine, I'm gonna watch it anyway, all right?
00:54:25I like it.
00:54:30What's happening?
00:54:32What's happening?
00:54:34He's rolling.
00:54:36The cops are chasing him.
00:54:39This is a pretty exciting scene.
00:54:42That's so...
00:54:44Where?
00:54:44I can't see.
00:54:45Right there, right straight ahead.
00:54:49Where?
00:54:50Here, go on.
00:54:55Huh.
00:55:52Then one day,
00:55:54my father wanted to do something nice for us,
00:55:57and he took us on a vacation to the mountain.
00:56:01But since we had no money,
00:56:04he couldn't take us skiing.
00:56:07So, you know, along with my brother,
00:56:10we started going on these walks in the snow.
00:56:13We didn't even have shoes.
00:56:17That's funny.
00:56:20Hey, wait.
00:56:22Then,
00:56:24my brother,
00:56:25he's showing off on a rock.
00:56:28And he slips.
00:56:29Falls into a crack.
00:56:31Dumb accident.
00:56:34Hmm.
00:56:35You sure you know what I'm trying to clear?
00:56:36They're amazing.
00:56:38I'm fine, thanks.
00:56:39Hmm.
00:56:42Where was I?
00:56:43Oh, yeah.
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:44So,
00:56:45my brother falls into a crack.
00:56:48And,
00:56:49I don't know why,
00:56:51but instead of going for help,
00:56:53I take this, um,
00:56:55enormous rock,
00:56:56and I smash him into the face with it.
00:57:02And that's when he stops screaming.
00:57:09Mm.
00:57:11Damn.
00:57:13Is there something for a stomach ache?
00:57:15I think I eat too fast.
00:57:17Ouch.
00:57:19Oh, holy shit.
00:57:21Ah!
00:57:22God!
00:57:25Oh, shit.
00:57:28That stuff was supposed to be for you to eat.
00:57:31Ah!
00:57:32Ah!
00:57:33Ah!
00:57:34Ah!
00:57:35Oh, God!
00:57:36It burns!
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:39I'm gonna die!
00:57:46Help me!
00:57:53Help me!
00:57:54Oh, God!
00:57:55I beg you, please!
00:57:58Oh, God!
00:58:01It burns!
00:58:04I'm gonna die!
00:58:06I'm gonna die!
00:58:09I'm gonna die!
00:58:10Help me!
00:58:12Help me, please!
00:58:14I beg you, dear!
00:58:22Go, go, go!
00:58:30Hello!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:38Oh!
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:01:59Really?
01:02:01Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
01:02:07So what?
01:02:07Can I or can't I?
01:02:11Unit 4 to Central, do you receive?
01:02:14We located the tire.
01:02:18Do you receive?
01:02:20I repeat, we located the tire inside a house.
01:02:24You're on.
01:02:26We receive you, Unit 4.
01:02:28What do you mean by located?
01:02:30We just saw him.
01:02:31He's in a house on Bellyball Road, watching TV.
01:02:35What should we do?
01:02:37Stay put.
01:02:37We're on our way.
01:02:54You have to do that.
01:02:55And that's a good idea for you guys.
01:02:55You can see the tree.
01:02:55Especially the tree.
01:03:03I'm on the tree.
01:03:28you all right yeah we're gonna nick him
01:03:35door just opened he's coming all right go ahead come closer come on closer I was
01:03:46expecting you come on come here articulate come on come here come here
01:03:56and kill me you son of a bitch come close and kill me you little jerk stick to the
01:04:02text go on son of a bitch that's good he's biting go on come on you know I've been
01:04:16very naughty you have to punish me come come punish me who wrote this garbage
01:04:25don't worry about that go on come on be a good boy blow my head off your big step
01:04:37sorry I can't read that it's too awful get out of the way you're gonna ruin everything
01:04:55blow my head off you big slut you hear me I I have a very I have been a very
01:05:04naughty
01:05:05girl I need a good thrashing come on now go ahead kill me go on I want to die do
01:05:17it I think he
01:05:18suspects something I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice shit think back to mine
01:05:27come on come on come on go ahead go ahead come on where are we I don't know it doesn't
01:05:33matter
01:05:33improvise quick hey blow my head off what are you waiting for it's very good go on come on I'm
01:05:44ready
01:05:55now excuse me uh I hate to bother you but the way I look at it this scene makes no
01:06:01sense at all
01:06:03and not that it was great to begin with but at least I understood it now it's just uh it's
01:06:08totally
01:06:08confusing that's why I took the trouble to come all this way what do you mean what don't you understand
01:06:15what don't I understand is the bit with the dummy doesn't make sense I mean what's the point what's
01:06:20the purpose well can't you see it's a lure there's nothing confusing yeah I get the lure okay I'm not
01:06:28stupid yeah what I don't get is why it takes so many hours why don't you just ice the bloody
01:06:34tire
01:06:36now that he's uh now he's standing in front of the dummy you get a bazooka even better no no
01:06:42listen
01:06:42listen listen even better you get you get one of your guys with a with a flamethrower huh just
01:06:47huh you gotta do something I mean do something anything no no the idea was for him to blow up
01:06:55the dummy himself and set off a dynamite that way he'll pop himself off himself so to speak well
01:07:01that's brilliant that's absolutely brilliant what I'm asking is speed up the action that's all
01:07:05you know boom boom huh yeah but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey that's true
01:07:12enough but uh listen I'm glad you told us we'll try to speed things up now hmm you can go
01:07:21back to
01:07:21your place thank you thanks asshole who's that guy come on let's get on with it I'm exhausted read
01:07:35the last sentence there you're nothing but a rubber shit once again you're nothing but a rubber shit
01:07:48you're nothing but a rubber shit damn it didn't work
01:08:28hey ask what you intend to do I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself
01:08:32be done with it no you can't do that what about the dummy blow up
01:08:38what do you promise man
01:08:48you can't stop here man come on what kind of racket you're running
01:09:07hey wait it's not the end he's been reincarnated as a tricycle come on
01:09:17wait wait wait I'm not a character I'm just watching you just stay there stay put
01:09:29good no stay put
01:09:30good
01:09:33good
01:09:39so
01:09:40good
01:09:40good
01:09:41good
01:09:41Let's go.
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