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00:01:47I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit, so
00:01:52I'm going to put it in a little bit.
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:57why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom
00:03:00or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski,
00:03:10how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum
00:03:13when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception,
00:03:30contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages
00:03:51and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen,
00:04:06the film you are about to see today
00:04:08is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:11that most powerful element of style.
00:04:40The film you are about to see today
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:41It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:59You can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:08Straight ahead.
00:06:13I see a dump.
00:06:33I know.
00:06:45And if you listen.
00:06:47Bye.
00:06:48Bye.
00:06:48Bye.
00:06:50Bye.
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00:06:53Bye.
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00:06:56Bye.
00:19:13Where is he?
00:26:31Not bad.
00:27:21I can see you.
00:27:23Bye.
00:27:25Bye, brats.
00:30:19Yes.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:08Yeah?
00:31:12Why not?
00:31:49food.
00:32:25animals.
00:33:07Anybody?
00:33:38Anybody there?
00:34:14I just,
00:34:32I'm sorry.
00:36:55Whoa.
00:39:33It was a trap.
00:41:37Okay, you know what?
00:42:07Okay, okay.
00:42:37Okay?
00:42:39You were satisfied with her.
00:43:08Yeah?
00:44:00Hey, everybody.
00:44:04I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm going to go home.
00:44:31I'm going to go home.
00:44:49I'm going to go home.
00:45:10I'm going to go home.
00:45:40I'm going to go home.
00:46:04I'm going to go home.
00:46:35I'm going to go home.
00:46:58I'm going to go home.
00:47:12I'm going to go home.
00:47:39I'm going to go home.
00:47:57I'm going to go home.
00:48:13I'm going to go home.
00:49:08I'm going to go home.
00:49:29I'm going to go home.
00:49:41I'm going to go home.
00:50:11I'm going to go home.
00:50:41I'm going to go home.
00:51:20I'm going to go home.
00:51:27I'm going to go home.
00:51:28I'm going to go home.
00:51:39I'm going to go home.
00:52:29I'll give you an hour.
00:52:31Hey, guys, I'm going to go home.
00:52:35Hey, guys, I'm going to go home.
00:53:12I'm going to go home.
00:53:20I'm going to go home.
00:53:22I'm going to go home.
00:53:30I'm going to go home.
00:53:31I'm going to go home.
00:53:53I'm going to go home.
00:54:09I'm going to go home.
00:54:11I'm going to go home.
00:54:11You're going to go home.
00:54:20I'm going to go home.
00:54:25Hey, man, I'm going to go home.
00:54:31It's not going to go to a good job.
00:54:34He's rolling.
00:54:36The cops are chasing him.
00:54:39This is a pretty exciting scene.
00:54:42That's so... where? I can't see.
00:54:45Right there, right straight ahead.
00:54:49Where?
00:54:50Here. Go on.
00:54:56Oh.
00:55:03.
00:55:04.
00:55:04.
00:55:05Whooo!
00:55:53then one day my father wanted to do something nice for us and he took us on a vacation to
00:55:59the mountain but since we had no money he couldn't take us skiing so you know along with my brother
00:56:10we started going on these these walks in the snow we didn't even have shoes
00:56:17that's funny anyway then my brother he's showing off on a rock and he slips falls into a crack
00:56:31dumb accident hmm you sure you know what trying to clear is they are amazing i'm fine thanks
00:56:42oh yeah okay so my brother falls into a crack and i don't know why but instead of going for
00:56:52help
00:56:53i take this um enormous rock and i smash him into the face with it
00:57:02and that's when he stops screaming
00:57:11damn
00:57:13is there something for a stomach ache i think i eat too fast
00:57:17ouch
00:57:20oh holy shit
00:57:21oh god
00:57:25oh shit
00:57:28that stuff was supposed to be for you to eat
00:57:30oh god
00:57:36oh god
00:57:36it hurts
00:57:36oh
00:57:37oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:42oh
00:57:43oh
00:57:46me
00:57:47oh
00:57:48oh
00:57:53oh
00:57:54i think you bleed
00:57:55please
00:57:57oh
00:57:59oh
00:58:00oh
00:58:00oh
00:58:01oh
00:58:01i'm the back
00:58:10oh
00:58:12oh
00:58:13He's making you!
00:58:23Go, go, go.
00:58:47Go, go, go.
00:59:13Go, go, go.
00:59:51Go, go, go.
01:00:17Go, go, go.
01:00:57Go, go, go.
01:01:21Go, go, go.
01:02:09Go, go, go.
01:02:20Follow, go, go.
01:02:42Go, go, go, go, go yeah.
01:02:42I don't know.
01:03:28you all right yeah we're gonna neck it
01:03:35door just opened he's coming all right go ahead breathe
01:03:41come closer come on closer I was expecting you come on come here articulate come on come here
01:03:55come here and kill me you son of a bitch come close and kill me you little jerk stick to
01:04:02the text
01:04:03go on son of a bitch come on closer that's good he's biting go on come on you know I've
01:04:16been very
01:04:17naughty you have to punish me come come punish me who wrote this garbage don't worry about that go on
01:04:28you like me you think I'm sexy come on be a good boy blow my head off your big step
01:04:37sorry I can't
01:04:39breathe that it's too awful get out of the way you're gonna ruin everything
01:04:55blow my head off you big slut you hear me I I have a very I have been a very
01:05:04naughty girl
01:05:05I need a good thrashing come on now go ahead kill me go on I want to die do it
01:05:18I think he suspects
01:05:19something I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice shit think back to mine
01:05:27come on go ahead go ahead come on where are we I don't know it doesn't matter improvise
01:05:34quick hey blow my head off what are you waiting for it's very good go on come on I'm ready
01:05:44now
01:05:55excuse me uh I hate to bother you but the way I look at it this scene makes no sense
01:06:01at all
01:06:03and not that it was great to begin with but at least I understood it now it's just uh it's
01:06:08totally confusing that's why I took the trouble to come all this way what do you mean what don't
01:06:13you understand what don't I understand is the bit with the dummy doesn't make sense I mean what's
01:06:20the point what's the purpose well can't you see it's a lure there's nothing confusing yeah I get the
01:06:27lure okay I'm not stupid yeah what I don't get is why I take so many hours why don't you
01:06:33just ice the
01:06:34bloody tire now that he's uh now he's standing in front of the dummy you get a bazooka even better
01:06:41no
01:06:42no listen listen even better you get you get one of your guys with a with a flamethrower huh just
01:06:47huh you gotta do something I mean do something anything no no the idea was for him to blow up
01:06:55the
01:06:55dummy himself and set off a dynamite that way he'll pop himself off himself so to speak well
01:07:01that's brilliant that's absolutely brilliant what I'm asking is speed up the action that's all you
01:07:05know boom boom huh yeah but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey well that's true
01:07:12enough but uh listen I'm glad you told us we'll try to speed things up now hmm you can go
01:07:21back to
01:07:21your place thank you thanks asshole who's that guy come on let's get on with it I'm exhausted read
01:07:35the last sentence there you're nothing but a rubber shit once again you're nothing but a rubber shit
01:07:47again you're nothing but a rubber shit
01:08:09damn it didn't work
01:08:28hey ask what you intend to do I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself
01:08:32be done with it no you can't do that what about the dummy blow up
01:08:38what do you promise man
01:08:48you can't stop here man come on what kind of racket you're running
01:09:07hey wait it's not the end he's been reincarnated as a tricycle come on
01:09:17wait wait wait
01:09:20I'm not a character I'm just watching
01:09:23you just stay there stay put
01:09:27no stay put
01:09:30good
01:09:31no stay put
01:09:33no stay put
01:09:37no go
01:09:38no
01:09:48no
01:09:49no
01:09:49no
01:09:49no
01:10:01I love you.
01:18:03I could go on for hours with more examples.
01:18:04Some people love sausages and other people hate sausages.
01:18:08No fucking reason.
01:18:11Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
01:18:14Let's go.
01:18:14Just a minute.
01:18:15Just a minute.
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