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Married to a Superstar as the Housewife (2026)_Full movies
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00:00:33¡Cut it out!
00:00:35I...
00:00:36Wouldn't have to be out here...
00:00:38...lasting around...
00:00:39...if you...
00:00:40...didn't push me...
00:00:41...to do it.
00:00:42Look at yourself.
00:00:44Sloppy...
00:00:44...rude...
00:00:46...totally...
00:00:48...unfeminine.
00:00:49I want a divorce...
00:00:51...crazy lady.
00:00:52No!
00:00:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:01:22Fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:01:27The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:31Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:34But what about you?
00:01:36You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:41What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:47but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:01:51You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:53Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:56That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:58Alright, do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:03Val, never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy.
00:02:07Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:11But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:18I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:24Dammit!
00:02:26Fuck!
00:02:33I'm so sorry.
00:02:35Are you nuts?
00:02:36Nuts?
00:02:39Is that all you've been got?
00:02:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:02:42But you guys eat good cook by night.
00:02:44Sleep with nuts.
00:02:45Have kids with nuts.
00:02:47You are the real nuts here.
00:02:48No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:57Only supermodels.
00:03:00Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:03:03Ah!
00:03:05Ah!
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:10Ah!
00:03:11Ah!
00:03:12Ah!
00:03:12Ah!
00:03:13Ah!
00:03:16Ah!
00:03:16Ah!
00:03:17Ah!
00:03:17Ah!
00:03:17Ah!
00:03:18Ah!
00:03:19Ah!
00:03:19Ah!
00:03:20Ah!
00:03:20Ah!
00:03:21You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:23Or, stuff will get thrown away.
00:03:27If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:29Go ahead!
00:03:31But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:03:36I'll sue you!
00:03:37If you can afford it, lawyers.
00:03:39Don't mess with me.
00:03:40I'll apply for custody for our sons.
00:03:43The shopper's house I've left you won't stand a chance.
00:03:46Despicable!
00:03:48So, you divorced?
00:03:49¡It's none of your business!
00:03:52Marry me.
00:04:01¿Estás insane?
00:04:05Mi car es worth $4,000,000.
00:04:08¿Quieres hablar de maravilla o de compensación?
00:04:17¿Quieres hablar de maravilla o de compensación?
00:04:42Wow, so it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:46I've seen it in a magazine.
00:05:01So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:05:05No, this is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:05:08Yours is upstairs.
00:05:09Bigger and better.
00:05:10Forget that.
00:05:12Come sign the contract.
00:05:16Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:19Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:21Aubrey.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:25I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:28I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:30So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:34What?
00:05:35Really?
00:05:35Are you kidding me?
00:05:37Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:40I hope you won't catch a real feelings for me.
00:05:44Relax.
00:05:45I'm not falling for you as easy as drinking or eating.
00:05:48Great.
00:05:49That's amazing.
00:05:51Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:58So, we stuck together until we win a match.
00:06:02Might as well say, so that you are so smart.
00:06:05Don't worry about that.
00:06:07I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:06:09The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:12What Chris Roberts?
00:06:13Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:15Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:19Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:21And now, 150K.
00:06:24That's enough for you.
00:06:26Per year?
00:06:27Per month, of course.
00:06:41So, you have a son?
00:06:43Don't get me wrong.
00:06:44Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53His name is Luke.
00:06:55He's nine.
00:06:56In summer camp,
00:06:58I'm aware of the divorce.
00:07:08Good Lord.
00:07:10That looks calorie-packed.
00:07:12First, it's not for you.
00:07:14Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:18Jeez, touchy.
00:07:20It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:24Keep that up.
00:07:25Another thing.
00:07:26Clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:28Meet the director.
00:07:33Oh, my God.
00:07:33I'm going to be the first time stepping out as my wife.
00:07:35And I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:37You need to dress up nicely, all right?
00:07:39Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:43Come on.
00:07:44This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:46I'm going to solve this problem right now.
00:07:50Hey, Brad.
00:07:52Didn't you say you could transform anyone?
00:07:56Oh, my God.
00:07:59I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:08:02But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:08:04All right, girls.
00:08:06Let's get going.
00:08:09Right here.
00:08:33Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:38She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:43Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:08:46Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:09:05How do I look?
00:09:08Wow.
00:09:09You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:14Wow.
00:09:15You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22Your acting skills are past mine.
00:09:24That's for handling a big story just to me.
00:09:27Let's go, girls.
00:09:28Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:30No problem, baby.
00:09:32Geez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:37Just like Kardashians.
00:09:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:43God is fair.
00:09:45Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique, he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:53Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:56We look so perfect together.
00:09:58It's a match made in heaven.
00:10:11No, no, no.
00:10:12There's no spark between you two.
00:10:15You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:18I'm sorry that I can't give you this for you.
00:10:20But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:22You know that a lot of talk is about feeling.
00:10:25I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:28He's crazy about me.
00:10:30The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:36I love you, baby.
00:10:37That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:45Come back to me.
00:10:47We will learn to be a problem.
00:10:50Geez.
00:10:51Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and now some charlatan?
00:10:56Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:58Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak.
00:11:01Perhaps that's to avoid your dread zipper.
00:11:04Bursting from one extra fire.
00:11:07You guessed right.
00:11:12Much better now.
00:11:25Can you eat quieter?
00:11:27You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:37You're married?
00:11:38What's up?
00:11:39What?
00:11:40Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:42Yeah, of course.
00:11:42I can cover your shift today.
00:11:45Where are you going?
00:11:47The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:12:03Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:12:06You're not stalking me, are you?
00:12:08Listen, stop harassing me.
00:12:10Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:12:14Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:12:17It's not just you who found someone new.
00:12:19Tim!
00:12:20I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else.
00:12:26I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and less longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:33If he's so great, when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:38Oh, man.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:39Don't just stand there.
00:12:40Don't just stand there.
00:12:40Serve us.
00:12:53I want hot tea.
00:13:05Geez.
00:13:06You trying to scald me?
00:13:18Are you satisfied now?
00:13:19That's better.
00:13:21Drink up, dear.
00:13:23Ouch.
00:13:24This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:13:29Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:31It's whopping two carats.
00:13:34I heard your wedding ring was...
00:13:38A freebie that came with some furniture shopping.
00:13:42Wasn't it?
00:13:43Wow.
00:13:44Good for you.
00:13:45When you guys eventually split,
00:13:47you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:54Don't stoop to our level.
00:13:56You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:14:01I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:14:04Then, figured it out.
00:14:17You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes.
00:14:18I'll be able to get the best.
00:14:19I'll be able to get the best.
00:14:21I'll be able to get the best.
00:14:26Then, go and get the best.
00:14:29I'll be able to get the best.
00:14:34Let's go, the advertisers are waiting
00:14:38Keep an eye on her
00:14:39Make sure nobody messes with her
00:14:42I'm not her agent
00:14:43But she's my wife, at least on paper
00:14:45Okay guys, if you don't need anything else
00:14:47I'm gonna head out and change ships
00:14:49Oh my god
00:14:51My ring, it's gone
00:14:55Since you're the only one serving us
00:14:57I suspect you stole my ring
00:14:59Just because you're a bitch
00:15:00Doesn't mean everyone is
00:15:02I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you wore
00:15:05Let alone steal it
00:15:06Denial won't help
00:15:09It's only you somewhere
00:15:13See?
00:15:14This is proof
00:15:19I'm gonna have you fired
00:15:22No way, you're framing me on purpose
00:15:34Got it
00:15:34Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:15:39Chris Robert, I'm your biggest fan
00:15:41Hey, nice to meet you
00:15:44Can you sign something for me?
00:15:46Yes, sure
00:15:47I'm always there for my fans
00:15:50I'll sign this for you
00:15:53The check?
00:15:54What's this about?
00:15:56I need you to do this favor
00:15:57No way, you're framing me on purpose
00:16:01Stop denying it
00:16:03Where's your boss?
00:16:04Call your boss now
00:16:08Huh, so you're the boss
00:16:11Well, your waitress here
00:16:13Tried to steal my fiancée's ring
00:16:16And I want her fired
00:16:19I don't have that authority
00:16:20No authority
00:16:22You're the boss
00:16:23Of course you can fire her
00:16:25Well, the restaurant has a new owner
00:16:28And she happens to be his wife
00:16:31What?
00:16:32Huh?
00:16:34Even if she's a new owner's wife
00:16:36She stole my ring
00:16:38And you owe me an explanation
00:16:41We have 24 hour cameras
00:16:44If you insist
00:16:45I can review the footage
00:16:47And if it turns out you're lying
00:16:50You might wanna call your lawyer now
00:16:53Um
00:16:55You know what?
00:16:56This is probably a misunderstanding
00:16:59So, how about we just forget about it
00:17:03No need to check the footage
00:17:06We got a movie to watch, aren't we?
00:17:11We will let it slide this time
00:17:13As the new owner's wife
00:17:15I'm officially banning you two
00:17:17From my restaurant
00:17:21Someone please show them out
00:17:24What?
00:17:25No, no, no, no
00:17:27They touched me
00:17:28Wait
00:17:30Make sure they pay their bill first
00:17:35No, no, don't touch me
00:17:38Thanks so much for acting with me
00:17:40You really saved my life
00:17:41No, I wasn't acting
00:17:42You really are the new owner's wife
00:17:44What?
00:17:46So
00:17:46Who's the new owner then?
00:17:52Chris Roberts?
00:18:00Cookin' dinner?
00:18:02More like
00:18:03A thank you feast
00:18:04For how you saved my butt
00:18:06At the restaurant today
00:18:08Just a small investment
00:18:10Fish and chips
00:18:12That's gonna
00:18:13Puff my abs, right?
00:18:15Nah
00:18:16This is mine
00:18:17Your boiled chicken breast
00:18:20With spinach smoothie
00:18:21Is ready
00:18:24Hmm, well
00:18:25Looks good
00:18:28Damn it
00:18:30My wedding ring is gone
00:18:37Maybe
00:18:37Did it end up in the lasagna
00:18:39By any chance?
00:18:40God
00:18:43Why bother
00:18:44With that ring
00:18:46No point clinging to a guy
00:18:47Who hurt you
00:18:48Found it
00:18:51Women
00:18:51Always tangled up in emotions
00:19:02That piece of trash
00:19:04Didn't deserve my lasagna
00:19:05The toilet's
00:19:07Where it belongs
00:19:08An insult
00:19:10To even sewage
00:19:31This is Danny Davis' masterpiece
00:19:33It's yours
00:19:36Sometimes
00:19:38Losing an old ring
00:19:39Means getting a fresh start
00:19:43Is it two carats?
00:19:45Twelve
00:19:48My god
00:19:49Really for me?
00:19:50Yeah
00:19:53Oh
00:19:54I get it
00:19:55Another prop
00:19:56For our fake marriage act
00:19:58Right?
00:20:02Naturally
00:20:02As if I'd give you
00:20:04A twelve carat ring
00:20:05Just to make you happy
00:20:09I heard
00:20:11Director Eastwood
00:20:12Proposed with his wife
00:20:13With a similar one
00:20:15Figured it
00:20:16Earned us some extra points
00:20:18Going all out
00:20:19To impress the director, huh?
00:20:24You gotta try my spicy lasagna
00:20:26It's out of this world
00:20:28Can't
00:20:29Can't
00:20:30Way too many calories
00:20:30My fitness regimen
00:20:32As for training
00:20:33Zip it
00:20:33No more sob stories
00:20:33About your slept life
00:20:36Are you sure you won't have a bite?
00:20:38Ah
00:20:41Okay
00:20:41I'll just add
00:20:42Twenty push-ups
00:20:43For today's workout
00:20:51Wow
00:20:52That's amazing
00:21:02You didn't lace it with weed, did you?
00:21:04You have to pay more for that
00:21:07You sell out in seconds
00:21:09Seriously
00:21:10If you market that stuff
00:21:12You're gonna be rich
00:21:13Really
00:21:15I'm swamped with housework
00:21:16No time for brainstorming
00:21:20Oh no, no
00:21:21Let me handle the dishes
00:21:24You focus on your dreams
00:21:26I'll take care of everything around here
00:21:28You mean everything?
00:21:30Absolutely
00:21:38Never thought I, a Hollywood star, fixing the pipes under the sink
00:21:47What are you doing?
00:21:50Nothing much
00:21:52But you look hotter fixing pipes than in those on-screen love scenes
00:21:57I know I'm hot
00:21:59I don't
00:22:01You fall for me now, okay?
00:22:05Man, seriously
00:22:10I guess get an Oscar will be easier
00:22:14We need some professionals
00:22:18For that termite issue in the basement
00:22:19Does that mean we're staying in a hotel during examination?
00:22:24No, darling
00:22:25You forgot who you're married to
00:22:27You really think I only have one house?
00:22:31Wow
00:22:31Having a rich hubby feels pretty sweet
00:22:35But my hot sauce biz is booming too
00:22:39Won't be too long before you're calling me the queen of sauce
00:22:44That's amazing
00:22:46Then I'll uncork a fancy wine
00:22:49How about this one
00:22:51To celebrate?
00:22:53Looks older than my grandpa
00:22:54Are you sure it's not expired?
00:22:57This is Legacy by Angostura
00:23:00Only 20 bottles worldwide
00:23:02One hundred and sixty grand per bottle
00:23:11You should label each with this price
00:23:13What if I cook with one by mistake?
00:23:17There's no problem
00:23:17I have a lot of money
00:23:21All right
00:23:22I'm off to shoot an ad
00:23:24And I'm off to grow my empire
00:23:29Boss
00:23:32Get a pest control company pronto
00:23:34Yes, sir
00:23:34Let me know when it's sorted
00:23:48Jill
00:23:49Is Frank from our date?
00:23:52I just got a new place
00:23:53Fancy a tour?
00:24:01Are you sure we won't get arrested for the false advertising?
00:24:06False?
00:24:06Chris really tasted my sauce
00:24:09In your dreams, maybe
00:24:10It tasted more than just sauce
00:24:12Gross
00:24:13What's on your mind, sister?
00:24:20Oh my god
00:24:23Aubrey?
00:24:25Frank, you're my high school pal
00:24:27Aubrey
00:24:28And her sidekick
00:24:30Mary
00:24:32Aubrey used to steal my basketball captain boyfriend
00:24:34Really?
00:24:35You stole Aubrey's
00:24:37One sauce or move along
00:24:38Aubrey
00:24:40Once you're the star student
00:24:41Straight A
00:24:44Valladictorian now
00:24:45Selling sauce
00:24:46What a sauce
00:24:48Is it true your hubby is cheating on you?
00:24:52If I were a man
00:24:54I wouldn't stick around such a
00:24:56Middle-aged woman
00:24:58You better spend more time on your plastic surgery
00:25:01Clearly
00:25:02You have invested a lot there
00:25:05Which clinic did you go
00:25:07For that nose job disaster?
00:25:10Gotta avoid that clinic
00:25:11You're just jealous
00:25:13My boyfriend bought that mention of 5th Central Avenue
00:25:18Talk to your staff
00:25:19Selling sales can't get you that
00:25:215th Central Avenue?
00:25:22That's my address
00:25:23Are you sure it's 5th Central Avenue?
00:25:27Not my place
00:25:28Maybe yours then?
00:25:30Daffo?
00:25:31Come see for yourself
00:25:32Broaden your horizons
00:25:34Sure
00:25:34If you're that eager
00:25:36Let's check out your boyfriend's house
00:25:38Don't go, please
00:25:39Stay with me
00:25:40Don't go
00:25:41Mary
00:25:42It's okay
00:25:44Work emergency
00:25:45Can't show you the place after all
00:25:47Give me the key
00:25:49I'll check them
00:25:52I'll check out my boyfriend's house
00:25:52Hmm, please
00:25:54Be careful
00:25:55It's brand new
00:25:56Come on, dear
00:25:57I'll be careful
00:25:59Girls, I got you here
00:26:01You want to see how rich people live?
00:26:04Follow me
00:26:04Don't go, please
00:26:05That's all right
00:26:09Come in, girls
00:26:10This is my boyfriend's place
00:26:12This is my boyfriend's place
00:26:13You may look around
00:26:14Why does she have the key to my house?
00:26:16Folks like you and Mary probably only see homes like this in magazines, right?
00:26:20Only in magazines
00:26:22Okay, follow me
00:26:26So, that's it
00:26:28What do you think?
00:26:36Why does your boyfriend have a poster of Chris Roberts?
00:26:39Um, actually, I'm a fan of Chris
00:26:43And Frank's trying to listen to me
00:26:49What's funny?
00:26:51You're jealous?
00:26:52Here's a thought
00:26:53This is actually Chris Roberts' house
00:26:56Oh my god
00:26:57You're wasted selling sales
00:26:59You could write fiction
00:27:03And this
00:27:05Your boyfriend's
00:27:06Into cross-dressing
00:27:08Or hiding an affair
00:27:09With someone my size
00:27:10This is none of your business, okay?
00:27:16Stop
00:27:17That's expensive
00:27:17Don't
00:27:19Everything is expensive for you
00:27:20It's just a daily life for me
00:27:23Watch it
00:27:33Tastes like money
00:27:34And now
00:27:35I want you and you
00:27:37To get out of my house
00:27:40Why should I?
00:27:42This is my house
00:27:43My husband's
00:27:46What a nonsense
00:27:47Are you dating me, baby?
00:27:49This is my husband's house
00:27:51I mean, you're just vending
00:27:52You're crazy
00:27:54Get out
00:27:55You too
00:27:56Get out
00:27:59Stop
00:28:04You're the one who should leave
00:28:08Chris Roberts?
00:28:09Get your dirty hands
00:28:11Off my wife
00:28:12Wait, wait
00:28:13What?
00:28:15She's your wife?
00:28:17The one and only
00:28:22What are you doing in my house?
00:28:24Fam breaking in?
00:28:26Entering?
00:28:26Your house?
00:28:28Oh, start with not
00:28:29You can't just squint
00:28:30In someone else's home
00:28:31This is my boyfriend
00:28:32Frank's place
00:28:33I'll call him over right now
00:28:35Okay, go ahead
00:28:36You'll kick all of you
00:28:37I'm waiting
00:28:40Frank
00:28:41Frank woke home
00:28:47Boss
00:28:47Oh, babe
00:28:48Perfect timing
00:28:49These people broke in
00:28:51Call the cops
00:28:51Kick them out
00:28:52Boss
00:28:53I'm so sorry
00:28:55Boss
00:28:56I saw you were away
00:28:58And borrowed the house piss
00:29:00I asked you to fix
00:29:01The pest control thing
00:29:03Not let your girlfriend
00:29:04Into my house
00:29:05And drink my wine
00:29:06You're fired
00:29:07This is your house
00:29:09This is not your house
00:29:10You
00:29:11You lied to me
00:29:13You liar
00:29:15It's all because you're vanity
00:29:17I flash that mansion king
00:29:23Stop, stop guys
00:29:24You guys can fight later
00:29:26Jill
00:29:27The wine you drank
00:29:28Costs 160 grand
00:29:31Better reimburse us
00:29:32Or expect a legal notice
00:29:34160 grand?
00:29:45You owe me an explanation
00:29:48Long story
00:29:49I gotta pack up the spicy sauce for customer first
00:29:54You guys catch up
00:29:56I'll handle this
00:29:58And wipe the dining table
00:30:00While you're at it
00:30:01Holy moly
00:30:03This isn't some reality show
00:30:04Right?
00:30:05Far from it
00:30:06So how do you turn
00:30:08A playboy superstar
00:30:10Into a devoted hubby?
00:30:14Really?
00:30:15Am I a good hubby now?
00:30:17Yeah
00:30:18I guess you could
00:30:19Commence the director
00:30:21Barely
00:30:28Aubrey
00:30:29Where are you?
00:30:30Come to Lama restaurant
00:30:31As soon as possible
00:30:32I heard the director
00:30:34Is eating here today
00:30:35What?
00:30:36Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:30:37I was planning to sell sauces
00:30:39This afternoon
00:30:41Oh, alright
00:30:42I'm on my way
00:30:42Wear your best outfit
00:30:54Hey there
00:30:55Need a hand?
00:30:58Yes, please
00:31:04Ignition coil issue
00:31:05Easy to fix
00:31:06Anyway, thank you
00:31:08Thank you
00:31:09Thank you so much
00:31:10You are lifesaver
00:31:11Since there
00:31:12I was clueless
00:31:13But are you a mechanic?
00:31:16Oh, no
00:31:16I'm just a homemaker
00:31:19But with 20 years
00:31:20Of driving this oldie
00:31:22I can fix anything
00:31:23On wheels
00:31:25I see
00:31:29Where are you?
00:31:31Hold your horses
00:31:32I'm helping someone
00:31:33With her car
00:31:33I'll be there
00:31:35In a jiffy
00:31:40I need a resuscitation
00:31:42More than a car
00:31:43Right now
00:31:46Thanks
00:31:46My wife's on the way
00:31:50Hope I'm not holding you up
00:31:52Oh, no
00:31:53That was my hubby
00:31:55He's always dramatic
00:31:57Everything revolves around him
00:31:59So
00:32:01He's full of himself
00:32:03When I first met him
00:32:05He was just
00:32:10Women
00:32:12They take their time
00:32:13They
00:32:14Get ready
00:32:16Their makeup
00:32:17Looking perfect
00:32:18You know
00:32:25How could you show up like this?
00:32:27Don't you know how important today is for me?
00:32:30No, I was helping someone
00:32:31So you sacrifice me
00:32:33Darling, over here
00:32:38Aubrey
00:32:38What a coincidence
00:32:40What a great surprise to see you again
00:32:42Darling, darling
00:32:44You know this lady here
00:32:46Saved me by fixing my car today
00:32:48Otherwise
00:32:49I wouldn't have made it
00:32:50Take a seat, please
00:32:52Yeah
00:32:54It's an honor
00:32:55That my wife could assist
00:32:56So
00:32:57You are
00:32:58The arrogant
00:32:59Self-absorbed husband
00:33:00Mentioned by Aubrey
00:33:07Arrogant and self-absorbed
00:33:09Bat-mouthed me behind my back
00:33:11To the director's wife
00:33:12I had no clue she was the director's wife
00:33:15I thought she needed help
00:33:16This is a disaster
00:33:20She said you were arrogant
00:33:22But always show up to protect her
00:33:25When she's bullied
00:33:27And though arrogant
00:33:29You spend lavishly on her
00:33:32I feel that vibe
00:33:35I'm like that with my wife too
00:33:37Right, honey?
00:33:39My darling
00:33:39You an arrogant boot too
00:33:44Come audition next Wednesday
00:33:48Thank you
00:33:50Cheers to your audition
00:33:52Again
00:33:53For the 23rd time
00:34:00Sorry for blowing up at you today
00:34:03I get it
00:34:04You won this award so badly
00:34:09But why?
00:34:10You've been a leading man since day one
00:34:13Your movie is a box office hit
00:34:15You're earning the most money in Hollywood
00:34:18Why are you still chasing the Oscars?
00:34:27You know
00:34:28My dad's a Supreme Court judge
00:34:31To him
00:34:32I'm just a popcorn movie star
00:34:34Always
00:34:37Scandals
00:34:38Tarnishing his name
00:34:40If I get an Oscar
00:34:42I can shut him up
00:34:44You know
00:34:46I dream of
00:34:48Throwing that Oscar
00:34:50At his face
00:34:51About the scandals
00:34:53Your dad has a point
00:34:55Yeah
00:34:56But I don't think you're shallow
00:34:59Seriously?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04Your fake love stare
00:35:05Deserves five nominations
00:35:12You know
00:35:14I envy you
00:35:16Wanting to prove yourself to your dad
00:35:18Mine passed
00:35:20When I was in
00:35:22High school
00:35:22I'd give anything
00:35:25To hear him say
00:35:26Aubrey
00:35:28I'm disappointed in you
00:35:29No
00:35:31You wouldn't
00:35:34You're amazing
00:35:36You're amazing
00:35:51And just like that
00:35:53All I breathe
00:35:56All I feel
00:35:58You are all for me
00:36:01I'm in
00:36:02And just like that
00:36:03All I breathe
00:36:06All I feel
00:36:08You are all for me
00:36:11No one can lift me
00:36:12Catch me
00:36:13The way that you do
00:36:16Still fire for you?
00:36:31Last night
00:36:31It was a mistake
00:36:33A total drunk hookup
00:36:36Even though we went
00:36:37Three rounds
00:36:38And clearly
00:36:39Enjoyed it
00:36:40It doesn't mean anything
00:36:42Of course
00:36:43Love has nothing to do with it
00:36:45Love?
00:36:47You scare me
00:36:48Gotta work
00:36:51You don't have to come back today
00:36:56No hot sauce sales today
00:36:58Movie time
00:36:59Lover Mars, isn't it?
00:37:01How'd you guess?
00:37:02It's Chris Newflake
00:37:03Weren't you just acting?
00:37:05Don't tell me you calm feelings
00:37:06No way
00:37:07Just out of hot sauce
00:37:09So movie time
00:37:12Married to our restaurant
00:37:15Selling source
00:37:16You fake it
00:37:18With a colleague
00:37:19Don't you?
00:37:20So wait
00:37:23Believe what you want
00:37:25Just don't ruin my movie
00:37:27Watching alone?
00:37:30Oh, how sad
00:37:31Oh, by the way
00:37:33Here is a $10 tip
00:37:36I owe you from last time
00:37:38Why don't you get on a dating website
00:37:40And spoofs up the profile picture
00:37:51Buy yourself some Viagra with that
00:37:53And thanks
00:37:54My husband isn't a restaurateur
00:37:56He's Chris Roberts
00:37:57Famous superstar
00:38:01Yeah
00:38:02The world's sexiest actor
00:38:08Oh
00:38:09Yeah
00:38:10He's your husband
00:38:11And Warren Buffett's my father-in-law
00:38:18Here is proof
00:38:22This drummer is looking kind of like Chris
00:38:25That's really Chris
00:38:26Hair, length, chest, all the same
00:38:29Alright, if you insist
00:38:31Oh, it's his movie premiere today
00:38:34So they say he will be easily
00:38:37Pull him over
00:38:38Shall we?
00:38:40Tiffany, behave
00:38:41She should call 911
00:38:44Wait for it
00:38:48Chris
00:38:49Chris is busy
00:38:53So, uh
00:38:54What did your husband say?
00:38:56His agent picked up
00:38:57My hubby's too busy
00:38:58For your time wasted
00:39:01The agent's card?
00:39:03Aubrey
00:39:04When did the delusion start?
00:39:06Was it after we got her divorce?
00:39:08If it's becoming a big problem
00:39:10Maybe you should seek some help
00:39:12Hey Chris
00:39:25Oh, is that your
00:39:28movie last night?
00:39:30Hey Chris
00:39:32Your prison wife Aubrey's over here
00:39:35Don't
00:39:36Hey Chris
00:39:38Hey Chris
00:39:41Hey Chris
00:39:42You've been pretty low-key
00:39:43on Gossip Prof lately
00:39:44Have you got any secret love interest
00:39:47we should know about?
00:39:48Chris is busy with his work
00:39:50Two endorsements
00:39:51and a new film
00:39:52Please
00:39:53Stay tuned
00:40:00Wake up
00:40:02Nobody wants you
00:40:03Crazy lady
00:40:31So you're Aubrey's cheating ex, right?
00:40:33Yeah
00:40:34Yeah
00:40:35So
00:40:35Thanks for letting her go
00:40:53No secret love interest
00:40:57Just my wife
00:40:59Just my wife
00:41:02Oh my god
00:41:05Great
00:41:06Great
00:41:07Great
00:41:08Great
00:41:08Woohoo
00:41:10Woohoo
00:41:11Woohoo
00:41:11Woohoo
00:41:19Woohoo
00:41:24Woohoo
00:41:28Those flashes nearly blinded me
00:41:30Let me put some eye drops in
00:41:31My help
00:41:32My help
00:41:51These drops sting a bit
00:41:53Do they
00:41:55Do they?
00:41:55I endorse this brand
00:41:58Gotta choose wisely
00:41:59next time
00:42:00Aren't you worried about
00:42:02announcing in front of
00:42:03all those reporters?
00:42:04I couldn't let your ex
00:42:06bully you
00:42:07Where's your spunk?
00:42:09Mmm
00:42:09Mmm
00:42:10Mmm
00:42:10Beat him up
00:42:11every chance you get
00:42:13And I'll cover
00:42:14all your medical
00:42:15and legal fees
00:42:17Thanks
00:42:19Julia's already handled it
00:42:20She made sure all the reporters
00:42:22pixelated your face
00:42:23So
00:42:24There's no problem at all
00:42:26Oh yeah
00:42:26She's amazing
00:42:28My hair was a mess
00:42:29And I
00:42:30had a
00:42:31torn shopping bag
00:42:33Embarrassing
00:42:34Speaking of which
00:42:35I ordered a limited edition bag for you
00:42:39You can pick it up tomorrow
00:42:42I don't need your bag
00:42:44Seriously
00:42:45You gotta make it handy for you
00:42:47To cover your face
00:42:49Next time you get snapped
00:42:51Remember
00:42:52You're my secretly married wife now
00:42:55Fine
00:42:56Detected from my 100k salary
00:42:59Even as spouses
00:43:01We should keep our finances separate
00:43:05That's a hard lesson I learned from my
00:43:07Last marriage
00:43:12Check if everything's okay
00:43:14Let me grab you some water
00:43:16Sure
00:43:16Wow
00:43:18This could fit at least 10 jars of hot sauce
00:43:26Aubrey
00:43:27Can't believe it's really you
00:43:29Emma
00:43:29We heard about your divorce
00:43:31If I were you
00:43:32I'd try to work it out
00:43:35Considering your situation
00:43:37Re-marriage might be tough
00:43:38If not for yourself
00:43:40Think of the look
00:43:41Don't worry about me
00:43:43Are you working here now?
00:43:47Oh
00:43:47They must be really lowering the standards these days
00:43:50Family helps family
00:43:53If you're really short on cash
00:43:55You could always come work part-time
00:43:58As many Emma plays
00:44:00You've got the wrong idea dear cousin
00:44:02I'm a customer here
00:44:03Taking out my bag
00:44:08You are so funny
00:44:10You don't have to pretend
00:44:12If you're being nice
00:44:14I'll buy this bag
00:44:15For you
00:44:16To boost yourself
00:44:19Everything good, ma'am
00:44:21Shall I wrap it up?
00:44:27You like it?
00:44:28Or want another look?
00:44:31Before I take it away?
00:44:32How could you afford this?
00:44:35Can I marry someone who's loaded?
00:44:39Clerk, I'll pay double
00:44:41I want this bag
00:44:45Why are you always doing this?
00:44:48We're family
00:44:48Why are you always against me?
00:44:51Oh, family?
00:44:52With proper?
00:44:54Your bargain bin outfit
00:44:56Matches Hermes?
00:44:58I'm giving this to Chris's new wife
00:45:01For a product endorsement
00:45:03Which use would you have
00:45:04For your cheek sauce?
00:45:06Girl
00:45:06Don't be so unappreciative
00:45:10Trying to impress Chris's wife
00:45:13By stealing my bag?
00:45:14I doubt she'd approve
00:45:16She won't lose yours
00:45:18Mind your own business
00:45:21Fine
00:45:22She can have it
00:45:23It was mine anyway
00:45:26Hope you won't regret it
00:45:34Chris, my boss is adamant
00:45:37If you don't endorse us
00:45:39I lose my job
00:45:42I should check with my wife first
00:45:45Because she just recently roasted me
00:45:49For the eye drops I endured
00:45:51Wow, you really adore your wife
00:45:55I have a gift for her
00:45:57I hope she'll like it
00:46:06And where's she?
00:46:30Sorry for keeping you all waiting
00:46:33You are Chris's wife?
00:46:35You two know each other?
00:46:42Aubrey
00:46:43This morning it was so many for me
00:46:45Misunderstanding
00:46:46But we are family
00:46:48And I'm sure you wouldn't hold a grudge over that
00:46:52Right?
00:46:54You did say we weren't family
00:46:57And yes
00:46:58I do pack my hot sauce in limited edition bags
00:47:01I love my sauce
00:47:04We share the same passion
00:47:07I love hot sauce
00:47:13Oh yes
00:47:14But you don't deserve my sauce
00:47:18My wife doesn't seem to like it
00:47:21Endorsement's off
00:47:22Doors that way
00:47:23Please leave
00:47:37You turned down an endorsement
00:47:39Without discussing with me?
00:47:41Haven't I done this before?
00:47:43What's got you so worked up?
00:47:44It's different now
00:47:45You did it for that woman
00:47:47Are you attracted to her?
00:47:50I don't know what you're talking about
00:47:57Just checking maybe you want some bacon and eggs
00:48:06Julius seems upset
00:48:07Yeah, she's been like that lately
00:48:12You've got an egg on your lip
00:48:31Okay
00:48:33Hey Luke, what's up?
00:48:35Well, I'm back early from camp
00:48:37What?
00:48:37Why?
00:48:38If I don't get back soon
00:48:39You and Chris will probably have a potato on the way
00:48:42I saw the pictures
00:48:43The pictures are pixelated
00:48:44How did you know it was me?
00:48:45That love upset on your belly
00:48:47Give it away
00:48:50Okay, my turn
00:48:58I'm sorry
00:48:59You're dead on me
00:49:02Oh
00:49:02I'm thrilled that you divorced that
00:49:06Goffo
00:49:06I was always worried about inheriting his IQ
00:49:12So, are you really my mom's new hobby?
00:49:16Yeah
00:49:16You could say that
00:49:18I don't buy it
00:49:20I...
00:49:21I'm seeing your headlines
00:49:23You are a total playboy
00:49:26We only date supermodels
00:49:30Why settle for my mom?
00:49:32Hey, what's wrong with your mom, huh?
00:49:35I guess it's love, huh?
00:49:38Give me three reasons why you love her then
00:49:41She's beautiful
00:49:44Liar
00:49:45Two
00:49:46She cooks amazing food
00:49:47Why don't marry a chef then?
00:49:52I don't know
00:49:54When I think about your mom
00:49:55I just want to come back home
00:50:06Mua, you are nuts
00:50:09I guess you really do love her
00:50:11Still, it doesn't mean a good guy
00:50:14I'm gonna keep an eye on you
00:50:16Okay, big boy
00:50:18You know, you're a son of celebrity
00:50:19You can have a lot of perks
00:50:23Thousands of photos you can get
00:50:25Some autographs
00:50:27And all the girls will be all over you
00:50:30Including Lily
00:50:31Oh
00:50:33So the girl's name's Lily
00:50:36How could I say that?
00:50:48I heard you bragging to Lily
00:50:53About Chris marrying your mom
00:50:56I wasn't bragging
00:50:58Prove it
00:51:00Bring your superstar dad to school
00:51:03Celebrities are super busy
00:51:05Not just hanging around like a students
00:51:11Scared
00:51:12Huh?
00:51:13Lily is mine
00:51:14Not yours
00:51:16No matter what traits you pull
00:51:18My dad will show up
00:51:21And Lily is mine
00:51:25Can you come to our school tomorrow?
00:51:28Yes, absolutely
00:51:29I can come as Mantis Man
00:51:31Have you watched Mantis Man?
00:51:33Where I'm the lead?
00:51:34No
00:51:34I prefer Iron Man
00:51:37Okay
00:51:38I'll invite Iron Man himself
00:51:40To wish you a happy birthday
00:51:41Really?
00:51:43Sure
00:51:43Let me call Robert Downey Jr. now
00:51:46To clear his schedule
00:51:47Because he's always busy
00:51:53Hey Tony
00:51:54Iron Man
00:51:55I always wanted you as my dad
00:52:04You too
00:52:05You too broke my heart
00:52:11So
00:52:12You really want to sleep with Iron Man, right?
00:52:15Absolutely
00:52:16He tops my list of top 10 male celebs to sleep with
00:52:20So who's your number two?
00:52:23Well
00:52:24Captain America
00:52:26Then Keanu Reeves
00:52:28Henry Carroll
00:52:30Then George Clooney
00:52:31Then George Clooney
00:52:35Tom Cruise
00:52:36Sam Hugen
00:52:39Charlie Hunnam
00:52:40Hold up
00:52:41Wait, wait
00:52:42Where am I on the list?
00:52:44They're not on it
00:52:45I'm not
00:52:47Your ex leaked that sex tape
00:52:50And your skills seemed lacking
00:52:53Okay
00:52:59Tonight is a sleepless night
00:53:10Just kept getting excited
00:53:11I just kept getting excited
00:53:18Because you were naturally
00:53:18I really thought that was All in the world
00:53:23I really didn't know
00:53:24You could go
00:53:24It was all in the world
00:53:25You could go
00:53:26It was open
00:53:26I just held up
00:53:26It was open
00:53:27You could go
00:53:31You could look
00:53:35Wow
00:53:36How about this for school
00:53:38Forget about Alan
00:53:39You and I struggle to believe you're my son's new dad
00:53:42Chris, I'm more than Alan
00:53:44Chris, your audition moved up
00:53:47Leo's meeting the director today
00:53:49After hearing you're married
00:53:51You must audition
00:53:53Before him
00:53:54This is huge
00:53:59But I promised Luke to go to school
00:54:02You're too deep in your character, Chris
00:54:05They mean nothing to you
00:54:08Your goal is the Oscar, right?
00:54:12Going to school the day after tomorrow is just as fine
00:54:15Luke's not quitting school overnight
00:54:20Alright
00:54:41Luke's not going to fight at school
00:54:43Alright, I'm on my way
00:54:47Are you okay?
00:54:48Were you hurt?
00:54:49I'm okay
00:54:49Just my lips
00:54:51I bloody his nose
00:54:53That's my point
00:54:54Are you looks, Mom?
00:54:56Look what you're saying
00:54:56You've got to give me an explanation for this
00:54:59What happened?
00:55:00I don't think you just started a fight for no reason
00:55:02He said my dad isn't Chris at all
00:55:04He called me liar
00:55:05And pushed me
00:55:06That's why I hate him back
00:55:10Mr. Chandler
00:55:11I really am Chris Roberts' wife
00:55:14This pixelated middle-aged lady is you
00:55:17Yeah
00:55:17So my son wasn't lying
00:55:20Nonsense
00:55:20You look way heavier than her
00:55:22It's cause I had two extra slices of pizza for lunch
00:55:25Like pirate, like child
00:55:27Please
00:55:28You are bad influence in the whole school
00:55:30Mr. Chandler
00:55:30I suggest we spell
00:55:32He got no right to kick out my son
00:55:34I donated hundreds of thousands to school last year
00:55:36So yeah
00:55:37I do have the right
00:55:38Oh
00:55:39Can't get your tongue?
00:55:40Oh
00:55:41Aren't you the big shot of Chris Roberts' wife?
00:55:44Care to cough up this much?
00:55:45Are you shouting at my wife?
00:55:52What?
00:55:53Chris?
00:55:54It's really Chris
00:55:59What are you doing here?
00:56:01Aren't you supposed to be at an audition?
00:56:03Being a dad means protecting your son comes first, right?
00:56:11I heard you say you donated $100,000 to school last year
00:56:16So, you think that gives you the right to expel my kid, huh?
00:56:20Alright
00:56:21I'm gonna donate $1 million
00:56:23Oh, well
00:56:24Who are the one right now that should be expelled?
00:56:27What do you think?
00:56:30I overreacted
00:56:31Kids' rough housing
00:56:33Is normal
00:56:34I discipline Alex
00:56:37Make sure they get a love from now on
00:56:39Sure
00:56:40See?
00:56:41I was telling you the truth
00:56:42My dad is Chris Roberts at all
00:56:48Come on
00:56:49I'll introduce you to Iron Man
00:56:50Yeah
00:56:51Now I'm more into Mantis Man
00:56:54By the way
00:56:56You stay away from the son's girlfriend now on
00:57:00Alright?
00:57:02Lily isn't my girlfriend yet
00:57:04She will be
00:57:05After the day
00:57:07Mind if I snap a pic?
00:57:09I won't hang it in school
00:57:11Yeah, that's for sure
00:57:12Do we need to pixelate your face this time?
00:57:14No way
00:57:15Not even airbrushing
00:57:16I'm done proving who I am
00:57:18That's good
00:57:19Okay
00:57:20Okay, say cheese
00:57:22That's good
00:57:32Holy moly
00:57:33So many people are flirting with me
00:57:36Can't let Lily know
00:57:37She flip
00:57:42How come you get love notes
00:57:44And I get personal attacks
00:57:46Fine, insult me
00:57:47But saying my hot sauce sucks
00:57:50No taste at all
00:57:55I'm gonna check who's there
00:58:07Any idea how mad a director was
00:58:09When you didn't show up?
00:58:12Hang on
00:58:15Let's talk somewhere else
00:58:17Let's go
00:58:27Yes
00:58:28I was a bit reckless this time
00:58:32I sent a long apology mail for the director
00:58:36No reply yet
00:58:37But uh
00:58:38Whatever the outcome
00:58:40I'm ready to accept it
00:58:42So
00:58:43You're just gonna give up on the Oscar drink?
00:58:46There's always next year
00:58:49The director saw your family photo online
00:58:52Knows you skipped for Luke
00:58:54You admire that
00:58:56You got the part
00:58:58Seriously?
00:58:59Congrats
00:59:00Jeez
00:59:01You finally got what you wanted
00:59:03Thank you so much
00:59:05I couldn't have done it without you
00:59:08I booked a restaurant
00:59:10Let's celebrate
00:59:11No I'm gonna tell Aubrey
00:59:13She's gonna cook amazing food
00:59:14And for sure
00:59:15I'm gonna get some weight
00:59:18I think it's time for a divorce
00:59:22Divorce?
00:59:23Isn't it the plan?
00:59:25You got a director's approval
00:59:27According to our deal
00:59:28This raid ends
00:59:30I suggest you to take some time apart from now
00:59:32And when the time is right
00:59:34I'll release a statement about
00:59:37Irreconcilable differences
00:59:38No, no, no, no
00:59:40Divorce is too messy
00:59:41I changed my mind
00:59:42Seriously?
00:59:43Yes
00:59:43Do you really like her?
00:59:45You only date 25 years old supermodels
00:59:52Julia
00:59:53Ageism isn't cool
00:59:55A 40 year old woman has her charms
00:59:58And besides that
01:00:00She has an amazing butt
01:00:01I know she's feisty
01:00:03She farts like a trooper
01:00:05But I
01:00:05I think she's adorable
01:00:07She gave me a family
01:00:09She cooks nice
01:00:10She's an amazing wife
01:00:11I love her
01:00:13Ageism?
01:00:14Are you really in love with her?
01:00:16Yes
01:00:17I can't divorce her
01:00:20Julia
01:00:22I'm planning to take a break
01:00:23Focus on my family
01:00:25Money can wait
01:00:28And you
01:00:29Take a vacation for yourself too
01:00:32You've been single for a whole year
01:00:34Get some romance
01:00:35You care about Aubrey
01:00:37I don't need your concern
01:01:08Morning
01:01:12Mmm
01:01:13Give my cooking a shot
01:01:15Blue
01:01:46I'm gonna come back in a while
01:01:47I'm just in my apartment
01:01:48Can I crash at your place for a bit?
01:01:50I should check with Aubrey first
01:01:53Sure
01:01:53I will fix up the guest room
01:02:06Morning
01:02:07Morning?
01:02:08Where's Chris?
01:02:10Already caught him three times
01:02:12Typical Chris
01:02:15Do my eyes deceive me
01:02:16Or does that jacket totally look like Chris's?
01:02:19It is
01:02:19Tim bring warm ones
01:02:22Actually Chris doesn't like when others wear his stuff
01:02:24He says I can wear anything
01:02:27We bought this together
01:02:29He even got me a matching red one
01:02:32But it didn't really suit my skin tone
01:02:37Alright
01:02:38I'll wake him
01:02:39Got a nice shoe today
01:02:52Whoa
01:02:53Why didn't you knock before coming in?
01:02:56Come on
01:02:56I'm your agent
01:02:57Like there's anything of you
01:02:59I haven't seen before
01:03:00Why are you in my jacket?
01:03:02Aubrey's gonna misunderstand
01:03:03Take it off
01:03:06As if I adore your jacket
01:03:08I have my own red one
01:03:09You have the same jacket as mine?
01:03:12Like couple jacket?
01:03:13Yeah
01:03:14It's bigger misunderstanding
01:03:16You cannot wear this
01:03:21She's crazy
01:03:27Mom!
01:03:28Mom!
01:03:29Check this out
01:03:31A gift for Lily?
01:03:32Where did you get money for this?
01:03:34Found it on Chris's desk
01:03:36There was a note saying
01:03:37To my love
01:03:38What is love?
01:03:46Wow
01:03:46Did you finish your homework?
01:03:49Gossiping is dead
01:03:49This is definitely for you
01:03:52Your birthday is in two days
01:03:54This gift is definitely for you
01:04:01Put it back quick
01:04:02Before someone catches on
01:04:03Okay?
01:04:04Okay
01:04:13Need a hand?
01:04:15No, I'm good
01:04:18Like it?
01:04:20It's Chris's gift
01:04:24Here's the marriage contract
01:04:25You signed with Chris
01:04:27He says
01:04:28You can leave anytime
01:04:30And he'll pay you more
01:04:31For your great performance
01:04:34So
01:04:36He wants divorce?
01:04:38What else?
01:04:39Did you actually think
01:04:41He liked you?
01:04:41Did you?
01:04:43He was nice
01:04:44Because of the contract
01:04:46Your job's done
01:04:47You are expensable now
01:04:59Mom
01:05:00I don't believe Chris never loved you
01:05:02It's true
01:05:12All right
01:05:14Let's go
01:05:26Isn't this the ring
01:05:28I gave to Aubrey?
01:05:30Aubrey
01:05:32Aubrey
01:05:35Aubrey
01:05:36She left
01:05:37Why?
01:05:41She said she never loved you
01:05:43It was all in that
01:05:44No way
01:05:45I don't buy it
01:05:47Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:49From her desk
01:05:52You didn't touch it?
01:05:54You knew it was for Aubrey
01:05:56She's not good for you enough
01:05:58You have no right to tell me that
01:06:01I'm going after her
01:06:02No, you're not
01:06:03Who are you to tell me that?
01:06:05You're just my agent
01:06:06She's my wife
01:06:08She's just your wife
01:06:09I'm your agent
01:06:11For all these years
01:06:13We've been coming and going
01:06:14Only I'm sticking by her side
01:06:16I'm the one who made you
01:06:18Who you are today
01:06:20Your controlling behavior
01:06:22Is terrifying, Julia
01:06:25You're no longer fit to be my agent
01:06:27Keep the necklace
01:06:29Consider it a farewell gift
01:06:38Can I get some banana split, Mom?
01:06:41Seriously?
01:06:42I'm the one going through a breakup
01:06:44And you're out eating me?
01:06:47Never mind them
01:07:00I'm searching for you
01:07:01High and low
01:07:02And you're here eating burgers?
01:07:06I'll go order that banana split
01:07:08You guys catch up
01:07:13What do you want?
01:07:14You forgot something
01:07:15No way
01:07:16I checked like a hundred times
01:07:19Here
01:07:26You got your dream role
01:07:28No need to keep up
01:07:28The good, happy act
01:07:30Screw the Oscar
01:07:31I want you, Aubrey
01:07:36See the gold up in the hills
01:07:41It's got nothing to do with us
01:07:45And eventually it'll rust
01:08:08Hey, Nicky
01:08:10Cut a juicy scoop for you
01:08:13Chris and his wife
01:08:16All the shame
01:08:24Hey, Mary
01:08:25I'm busy selling hot sauce
01:08:27Talk later
01:08:28Selling sauce?
01:08:29Check her phone
01:08:30What's up?
01:08:32Your marriage contract with Chris Lake
01:08:34He lost a million followers
01:09:01Don't worry
01:09:02I'll handle this
01:09:03Just relax at home
01:09:06I love you
01:09:07I love you
01:09:18Did you forget something?
01:09:21Oh, it's you
01:09:22You're not welcome here
01:09:24I just want to tell you
01:09:25You're Chris's only hope now
01:09:28You don't want his decade of hard work
01:09:30Ruin
01:09:30Do you?
01:09:39Are you sure about this livestream taking all the blame?
01:09:43Julia must be a real piece of work
01:09:46But she's right
01:09:46This is only the one way to leave my damage
01:09:50And I already took a bit when we last went public
01:09:54So I'm kind of used to it
01:09:56All right
01:09:57If you're willing to make that sacrifice
01:10:01Chris is live streaming
01:10:10It was all my fault
01:10:12And I accept any consequences
01:10:17When the light came out
01:10:18I was relieved
01:10:20Because the real thing on this fake marriage
01:10:22Was falling in love
01:10:24For her
01:10:26Right now I want to make things right
01:10:29Because
01:10:31From now on
01:10:32Every time I say
01:10:34I love you to her
01:10:35She knows what I mean
01:10:40This is incredible
01:10:42This is insane
01:10:46I love you too
01:10:47Oh my god
01:10:49Chris
01:10:49Who is that?
01:10:51Who should say?
01:11:08This much for glasses
01:11:09Did you clean the shelves?
01:11:11Relax
01:11:12No need to worry
01:11:14Still have some savings
01:11:15Don't need to stress
01:11:19How much is some?
01:11:21Like a billion
01:11:23Would you like
01:11:24To invest 100k
01:11:26In my hot sauce business?
01:11:29What's in it for me?
01:11:34Two special meetings
01:11:37Quit playing
01:11:39I know what meeting means
01:11:41Don't make me a big brother yet
01:11:43I'm not ready
01:11:44Get your sauce
01:11:50The sauce will spice up your life
01:11:52And your figure
01:11:53Buy three bottles
01:11:54And get a hug
01:11:55From a superstar Chris
01:11:56Snack ten bottles
01:11:57And you're gonna get a kiss
01:11:59From superstar Chris
01:12:00Can I just buy the sauce?
01:12:03Mr. Eastwood
01:12:04Long time no see
01:12:06I saw your latest flick
01:12:07Leo killed it
01:12:10Five bucks a bottle
01:12:11Any deals?
01:12:13I'm afraid not
01:12:14Five dollars already still
01:12:16My wife
01:12:17Would kill me
01:12:19If I went lower
01:12:19I mean
01:12:20Is you
01:12:22A team prize
01:12:23Negotiable?
01:12:25I've tailored
01:12:26A movie just for you
01:12:27Really?
01:12:29No way
01:12:31Don't get me wrong
01:12:32My wife
01:12:33Was so moved
01:12:34By her press conference speech
01:12:36She hasn't
01:12:37Stopped talking about it
01:12:39Oh my god
01:12:40Mr. Eastwood
01:12:41These are on the house
01:12:43He'll act for free
01:12:44Just take him off with my hands
01:12:46Thank you
01:12:47Wow
01:12:48Damn it
01:12:49Yes
01:12:52This is how
01:12:54I won my Oscar
01:12:57For me
01:12:57Everything was really hard
01:12:59I fought a lot
01:13:02I know I did silly things
01:13:04Men and mistakes
01:13:05But I always giving my heart
01:13:08I gave my sweat
01:13:09My blood
01:13:10And my tears
01:13:12But I was feeling empty inside
01:13:14I know I'm the guy
01:13:16Who are known for
01:13:18Dating supermodels
01:13:19Under 25 years old
01:13:21A popcorn movie guy
01:13:23Even though I did
01:13:24Many movies
01:13:25I couldn't get that
01:13:28Because I wasn't lucky enough
01:13:33But I met Aubrey
01:13:35My wife
01:13:38She gave me purpose
01:13:40Guidance
01:13:41She gave me love
01:13:42She gave me my son
01:13:45My house today
01:13:46Feels like a home
01:13:49Thanks Mr. Eastwood
01:13:50Thanks my son Luke
01:13:52To all the casting members
01:13:55To the team members
01:13:56The guy who supported the lights
01:13:58And everyone
01:13:59My special thanks
01:14:00To my wife Aubrey
01:14:04If it weren't for you
01:14:06I couldn't do that
01:14:09Thank you
01:14:22Come on
01:14:23It's your 46th time
01:14:24Watching it
01:14:24Dinner's ready
01:14:27Luke
01:14:28Dinner's ready
01:14:37When are you filming
01:14:38Your next movie
01:14:39I'm tired of you
01:14:40Taking over
01:14:41Household chores all day
01:14:42Now that I got the Oscar
01:14:44I'm planning to take a break
01:14:46I want to make
01:14:48My own Oscar
01:14:50And how do you plan
01:14:53On doing that
01:14:56Give me nine months
01:14:58Chances are
01:15:00We'll find a new equation
01:15:04Chances walk away from me
01:15:09Chances are
01:15:11How are they hoped to be
01:15:20Chances are
01:15:21Chances are
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01:15:25Chances are
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01:15:27Chances are
01:15:28Chances are
01:15:29Chances are
01:15:30Chances are
01:15:31Chances are
01:15:31Chances are
01:15:37Chances are
01:15:38Chances are
01:15:38Chances are
01:15:39Chances are
01:15:40Chances are
01:15:41Chances are
01:15:41Chances are
01:15:45Chances are
01:15:46Chances are
01:15:48Chances are
01:15:48Gracias.
01:16:18Gracias.
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