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00:09This week, there's been five bombshells.
00:12Cheers, bitches.
00:15And a shock departure.
00:18I have decided to leave here single.
00:22Tonight, it's time to turn things upside down.
00:30And look at the world in a new way.
00:34The more you f*** around, the more you gonna find out.
00:37I wasn't expecting this.
00:39In fact, everything on this show.
00:42Please let today be a good day.
00:44Comes right out of left field.
00:47My whole week just hit the flow.
00:49They definitely gonna put that on TV.
00:51If it's uncut.
00:52Oh, that's a man right there.
00:55Unfiltered.
00:55It's full of my farts.
00:57And totally unbelievable.
00:59Every other islanders farts.
01:01Oh my God, I need to show myself.
01:03It must be Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
01:08Would you put a price on it?
01:10I would.
01:28Go.
01:29Let me help.
01:31Let me help.
01:32Oh my gosh, we can't go anywhere.
01:35Give me on this island.
01:37Give me on this island.
01:39Give me on this island.
01:43Uh-oh, Houston.
01:44We have a problem.
01:46They found out about the glitch.
01:48I'll alert the guards.
01:50You enjoy some generic villa shots in Eurotrance.
01:55trance
01:57Welcome to Love Island USA unseen bets what happens when the characters in a video game realize that they're in
02:04a video game
02:25I
02:27Guess we're trapped we insist on using cheap programmers so we can buy more beer so it is a bit
02:33buggy
02:34Let's see the first discovery of a glitch in the villa matrix
02:38rewind
02:41Bargain basement Cassie 2000 was the first robot to go on the blink. We're freaking Sims characters
02:48All right
02:50We're all simulations Cassie's is just broke first
02:53Her code her code just got a virus before ours. Yeah
02:57See I've been doing my factory reset
03:00Scream session in the bathroom the factory
03:14Stepping toes stepping toes
03:26Hey
03:29With the robots malfunctioning they've also all started to have an awareness about the glitch on the beach
03:37Wall right here ain't that something we didn't even know it's a simulation for real
03:43It is
03:44I'm
03:45Glitching
03:49Glitching
04:02We're used to bits being unseen
04:04But this week a brand new islander was unseen and this exclusive we can reveal the moment the villa got
04:11a surprise visit from a smoking hot new bird
04:19I'm
04:19Yes a literal bird her name is Robin
04:23Hey Robin that beats looking luscious
04:25Yeah, I've had some work done
04:28What's your type on paper
04:30What's your type on paper?
04:30He's gotta have nice plumage and be good at collecting twigs
04:36And how long do you think we can get away with doing this talking bird joke?
04:40I think it's already overstayed us welcome
04:44I've got it
04:45Give my footage over to the professionals
04:47I want drama and I want Ian to say
04:51Tonight
04:54A new bird enters the villa
04:58And ruffles feathers
05:01Plus
05:03One massive tuck
05:08And on top of that
05:10Not one
05:12Not two
05:13But three human bombshells enter the villa
05:20Ah, normal service resumed
05:24Ah, normal service resumed
05:28Peegee, idyllic island of dreams
05:32Villa, idyllic compound of astroturf
05:36Where just like the plastic flowers
05:38Love is always in bloom
05:43Chilled champagne
05:44Well, sparkling wine
05:47Our islanders were anxious to date the new bombshells
05:51Magic was in the air
05:53Yeah, I'm ready, I'm just nervous
05:55I keep partying
05:58Admittedly other things were also in the air
06:01Oh my god, I'm gonna shit myself
06:04Relaxingly unseen first dates moments waft over you
06:08Oh no
06:14Welcome, welcome
06:15Go back
06:22Do you forget which finger you or which hand you hold?
06:25Because I go like this like three times before I cut something
06:27Left fork
06:29But I'm ambidextrous
06:30Oh really?
06:31I'm one up on you
06:32I'm primarily left-handed but I had to learn to do right
06:34Okay, cool
06:35My house is very quiet
06:37Yeah
06:37I wake up, I hear my rooster
06:39So cool you have a rooster
06:40His name is Rico Suave
06:44Good name
06:45Good name for a rooster
06:47Do you have a favorite type of food?
06:50Um
06:51Gosh, I like pizza
06:52Like all the unhealthy stuff
06:54Oh yeah?
06:54Yeah
06:55I do not eat healthy
06:56I love pizza as well
06:57What's your favorite topping?
07:00Um
07:01I like the
07:03Pepperoni sausage
07:05And olives
07:07Black olives
07:08I don't like pepperoni
07:11I can't really see
07:14Well I saw that
07:17I love
07:18I love, I love, love, love animals
07:19I always say when I retire
07:20I'm going to like
07:21Just have a ranch full of animals
07:23When I was growing up
07:23My mom always said that I was
07:25I never used to let a straight animal go
07:27I even caught a turkey one time
07:28Like I just
07:30I had to use like a blanket that was in my car
07:34Cover his eyes
07:35And I picked him up
07:36And I took him to the turkey rescue
07:40Hey, I know how to catch a turkey though
07:42Was he a turkey or a rooster?
07:44I actually don't know how to think about
07:45He was a turkey
07:45Oh no
07:47So there was a bird
07:48There was a bird
07:49A pig bird
07:51Sorry, I just tuned out for a moment
07:53Did she just say she dated Big Bird?
07:56Name dropper
08:02The hard-hitting news team who almost got cancelled by a humping scandal are back
08:07With host Hannah on the wooden spoon microphone and Anna behind the camera
08:11They're lifting the lid on the villa
08:13Strap yourselves in
08:15This is Love Island Live
08:20Hello everyone
08:21We're back for another episode of Love Island Live
08:24With your girl Hannah and
08:25Show yourself
08:26Hannah!
08:28So we're here with our girl Emily
08:30Hi, hello Hannah
08:32Get in here close, get in here close
08:33Okay, so this is Emily
08:35The Houston hottie
08:37Houston bad bitch
08:38With the body
08:38How you feeling to be here?
08:41I'm feeling real great
08:42The boys are pretty scrumptious
08:44The girls are really nice
08:46And I'm excited to find my man
08:48There you go, okay so now let's get to the good stuff, the juicy stuff
08:51Who's your favorite?
08:53So what is your biggest turn off in a guy?
08:59If your breast stinks and you have just bad hygiene in the mouth region especially
09:05Like if your shit stinks I can't
09:08There you go, thank you Emily
09:09Thank you so much
09:10Let's go check in with the other boys
09:11Come on Anna
09:13Okay, break it up, break it up, break it up, break it up
09:15We're doing an interview here people
09:16Come here Kenzo
09:17What up, what up?
09:18Alright, we are here with Kenzo
09:20What's up?
09:21My Mexico amigo
09:24Guadalajara
09:25Mi hermana
09:25Hey, what is like a random fun fact about yourself?
09:29I speak three languages
09:31Trilingual
09:32English, Spanish, Italian
09:34Okay, now can you say something in all three languages?
09:37Uh, que onda chula
09:38Te es muy bonita hoy
09:39Hey
09:41Chau bella, como estai?
09:44We love a trilingual king
09:46Woo, beautiful, thank you Kenzo
09:48Come on Jonah
09:49We got an interview time?
09:50Yes
09:50Now Jonah's very interesting
09:52He lives on a farm you guys
09:53Runs his own farm
09:54Okay, so my question is
09:56If you could compare yourself in bed
09:59To a farm animal
10:00Which one would it be?
10:02If I could compare myself
10:04To a farm animal
10:05In bed
10:08It would have to be
10:13What the bleep did he say?
10:16I guess the only way to find out
10:17Is to join me on the other side of this bleeping break
10:31Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits
10:36We're smuggling secret scenes out of the villa
10:39And bringing them direct to you
10:40And we're not f***ing around
10:42The more you f*** around
10:44The more you f*** around
10:45The more you gonna find out
10:46Well some of us are f***ing around
10:50By some of us, I mean most of us
10:53Rakey, Rakey, Rakey
10:54I actually have to admit that in Unseen Bits
10:56If I pull this off
10:57It'll be like the sickest magic trick you've ever seen
10:59There's a lot of f***ing around
11:02The five of space
11:04At your car
11:05Even the kitchen appliances
11:07Is the oven off?
11:08This s*** might blow up
11:11Are f***ing around
11:12At this rate
11:13That'd be the only funny thing happening around here
11:15I said let the stove carry the show now
11:19So let's stop f***ing around
11:22And get into Unseen Bits
11:31Before the break, Love Island Live reporter Hannah asked John a question
11:35No other journalist had ever been brave or deviant enough to ask
11:40If you could compare yourself in bed to a farm animal
11:45Which one would it be?
11:47If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed
11:52It would have to be
11:54Got it
11:56The question we love asking here is
11:59What the bleep did he say?
12:02If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed
12:06It would have to be
12:10A bull
12:11Ooh, a bull
12:13Oh, what a loaded bull
12:16Yup, I gotta thank God for this opportunity
12:18Shout out to my homies
12:20Shout out to the homies
12:22Okay
12:22Save a horse
12:23Ride a cowboy
12:24Ladies and gentlemen
12:26Hey
12:27Thank you Jonah
12:28Yay
12:29Okay
12:30That's all for today
12:31We got to know the new islanders
12:33Here on Love Island Live
12:34Again, it's your host Hannah
12:35With my girl
12:36Anna
12:37We'll talk to you soon
12:40That was so f***ing cute, bro
12:42I love him
12:49This next naughty unseen bit is all about sex
12:52Let's whack it off
12:53On
12:54Whack on
12:55The scene, not whack off
12:57Anyway, here's the unseen bit
12:58Hannah and Marco
12:59We're talking about embarrassing sex stories
13:02Let me hear your best one
13:04Mine was
13:05I had a one night stand with a guy in Dallas
13:07And the next morning
13:08Everything was good
13:09We took a shower together
13:10I was on his white bed sheets
13:12And I started my period
13:14It was soaked through the towel
13:16And on the bed
13:16And I was like, oh my gosh
13:18I told him
13:18I thought he was gonna be like, oh, it's okay
13:20Don't worry
13:20Instead he was like, my comforter
13:22My sheets
13:22And I was like
13:24That was what made it embarrassing
13:26Was like, he wasn't even supportive
13:27Yeah
13:28But I was like, this is embarrassing
13:29I'm never coming back here again
13:31You never talked to him again either?
13:33Hell no
13:33I didn't even
13:33I was like, okay, I'm leaving back
13:35That's natural
13:35That's not what you do
13:36That's natural
13:37Yeah, my girlfriends
13:38It's embarrassing for him
13:39Yeah, my girlfriends were like
13:40He shouldn't have been like that
13:41One time a guy started crying
13:43When I was having sex with him
13:44Really?
13:45Like after
13:46Well, like, kind of
13:47As it was happening
13:49Why?
13:50He was really into it?
13:51He was just
13:51I don't know
13:52Like, overwhelmed
13:53Oh my god
13:54What did you do?
13:55He shed a tear
13:56I was like, what is going on?
13:57Was it happy tears?
13:58Sad tears?
13:58He said it was happy
13:59I fell asleep one time
14:01Having sex
14:02And he was a virgin
14:02It was his first time
14:05You think he'd want to
14:06Wait, what position were you guys in
14:07When you fell asleep?
14:08Missionary, right?
14:09Yeah, he was on top
14:10Yeah, that's where I fall asleep too
14:13Fuck me
14:15What's the most rounds
14:16Y'all have done in a day?
14:17Oh, not a lot
14:18Like three
14:19Four or five
14:20Four or five
14:21Wow, that's a lot
14:22That's insane
14:23Five, like, it hurts
14:24Yeah, you get tired
14:25I can't do that all the time
14:26I might do five rounds
14:27When I get out of here
14:28Fuck
14:30When I was in high school
14:31Me and my boyfriend
14:32We used to fuck every single day
14:34After school in my car
14:35Yeah
14:36But one night
14:37We went to the baseball field
14:38Oh, you told me about that
14:40At night
14:40And like the janitor
14:42Caught us
14:42He was like knocking on the windows
14:43Windows fogged up as fuck
14:44He knocking on the fucking windows
14:46And we're like
14:46He was like
14:47I'mma tell y'all's parents
14:49That's so funny
14:50That's funny as fuck
14:52Harry, what's your embarrassing sex story?
14:54Harry
14:55This one time
14:56We were cooking up food in the kitchen, right?
14:58I had chili
14:58Yeah, I had chili still on my fingers
15:01And had sex after dinner
15:02I'd be pissed
15:03Yeah
15:03No, no good
15:04Nah, nah, nah
15:05So I wanna hear everyone's kinks
15:07It depends on the girl
15:08Some girls wanna be on top, right?
15:10What do you want?
15:10So, it depends
15:11Cause I like
15:12At the same time
15:12I like to please
15:14Wow, Jonah
15:15That's a man right there
15:17If she's super dumb
15:18If she's like super dumb like that
15:20I'll let her like tie me up
15:21Jonah, you just got so much hotter
15:24You really did
15:26Thank you
15:29KK suspects that her fellow female Islanders have no idea how to talk
15:34Bit rude if you ask me
15:35Regardless, she offered to give the girls a lesson
15:38So they can finally talk properly
15:40Everybody who wants a twerk tutorial, meet me on the balcony
15:45Class is in session
15:47No, twerk
15:49That makes more sense actually
15:51Ready?
15:52Okay
15:55Feet shoulder width apart
15:57And what you're gonna wanna do is balance your weight
16:00On the balls of your feet, not your heels
16:02Cause you're gonna need your heels for mobility
16:04That's what's gonna make that ass shake
16:05If there's one person in here that needs a twerk lesson, it's me
16:09You don't have to like lean up, but like be able to like
16:12Like you in heels
16:13Shift your weight
16:13Yeah, like you're in heels
16:14Okay?
16:15Next
16:16You're gonna pop a squat, okay?
16:19Like you're on the toilet
16:20So your butt bone, you're gonna want it up in the air
16:24Okay
16:24And your core, you're gonna want it down
16:26So arch
16:27And what you're gonna wanna do is
16:31Up, down, up, down
16:33But don't move your upper part
16:35Oh shit, Cassie, that thing is moving
16:36Okay, Cassie
16:37Okay, Cassie
16:39Okay, Carmen, I need a little more
16:40I need a little more for you
16:42Okay, Hannah got it
16:43Hannah got it
16:45KK's a great teacher
16:46She's like trained
16:47She's a trained dancer
16:48She was like dance team captain
16:50Yeah, so I was just trying to soak up as much knowledge from her as I can
16:53Hey, that's my girlfriend right there
16:56Don't clench the muscles in your butt
16:58Okay, let it jiggle
16:59Cause you want to see that jiggle
17:00Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle
17:01Unlock the knees
17:03Let the booty jiggle
17:04Jiggle, jiggle, you did it
17:06Okay, now we're gonna do it all together
17:08One, two, three
17:09What we do
17:10We get higher every day
17:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
17:15Okay, Destiny
17:25So you're telling me
17:27My twerking ain't better than KK's
17:29I think we should have a competition
17:31Come on, everybody sit
17:33May the best twerker win
17:35Come on, Hannah, show us what you got
17:36You first, you first
17:37And then let's go
17:38Show us what you got
17:39Boom, boom, boom
17:40There we go
17:41Oh, the girls already know I'm a master at twerking
17:43So I don't have to prove myself in a little contest
17:48There we go
17:49And I stake that butter bait
17:50And I go great
17:53Oh, can I really push with that?
17:55Okay, but Anna has her own style of twerking
17:57So I'm not gonna take that away from her
18:00Shalatua
18:08My mic pack is gonna be moving back and forth more than my butt
18:12There we go, Carmen
18:18My dad's gonna be so concerned after the twerking lesson
18:22I'm sorry, Dad
18:23I'm sorry, Mom
18:25I'm sorry, Mom
18:30Not much of a competition when there's no winner or any judge of any kind
18:38At the recoupling, the Islanders were rocked when Anna chose to leave the villa
18:42So I have decided to leave here single
18:45Just help
18:50Just help
18:51Shit
18:52No hard feelings, though
18:54I love you guys
18:56I love you guys
18:57Oh, I've had the best time in the villa
19:00Oh, my
19:01Everybody do it!
19:02Everybody do it!
19:03Everybody do it!
19:04I can't wait to bother everybody when they get out of here
19:08You guys are not even upset
19:09I'm leaving here
19:10I'm fucking upset
19:11Don't play with me, Anna
19:13I'm fucking upset
19:14I am feeling like a bad bitch
19:16Oh, my God
19:18This is really weird
19:20Peace out, Love Island
19:22Oh, God
19:22Guys
19:23This is not gonna be a sexy walk
19:24Go get that phone
19:25Go, Anna
19:26Go!
19:27It couldn't have been a better time
19:32Go, Anna
19:38What the fuck?
19:40Ah!
19:41That's pretty much it, yeah
19:44Hang on, if Anna's gone, what's gonna happen to Love Island Live?
19:52Breaking news
19:53Following the departure of Anna from the villa, Love Island Live has been cancelled
19:59But for hardcore fans, do not despair, a farewell Anna special has been commissioned
20:05And that's coming up after this commercial break
20:22Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits
20:25Even in slow-mo, this shows a guaranteed D floor filler
20:32Before the break, we saw the break
20:34And news that Love Island Live has been cancelled
20:38So it's time for the season finale of Love Island Live
20:43Why?
20:43Okay, so it's my last Love Island Live show
20:47Really? Why the last?
20:48Because Anna's not with me anymore
20:50Aww
20:51My camera woman
20:52So everyone's just sharing because you knew Anna
20:54What your favorite Anna memory was
20:56She was always sharing and caring
20:58She was always there for all of us
21:00So I'm gonna miss you, Anna
21:01So when Anna was mad at my ass for being a dum-dum
21:05I came back to the room
21:07And Shorty put the fucking Great Wall of China in there
21:11And I was just so shocked as to how some of the pills were standing up
21:14Considering it wasn't leaning on shit
21:16It was just gravity
21:17Anna and I were hanging in the bathroom
21:18Destiny walks in
21:19And she goes, shit Destiny, I'm about to steal your man
21:24And she goes, shit
21:25Like she does
21:26Oh, I got you
21:27You got me
21:28Okay, go ahead
21:30Anna always wanted my men
21:32It happened with every single couple I was ever in
21:36I told her, wear my shoes, wear my clothes
21:39She even wanted my foundation
21:40And I was gonna let her put it on, okay?
21:43Every time I jumped, she wanted to jump too, okay?
21:47So that's my Anna, baby
21:48Aww, thank you Destiny
21:50We love you, Anna
21:51We love you, Anna
21:53That is my Love Island Live sign off
21:58We're gonna miss Anna
21:59Okay, guys, can we get everyone to say a shit in Anna's honor?
22:03Okay, ready?
22:04One, two, three
22:05She
22:07We love you, Anna
22:08We love you, Anna
22:10We love you, Anna
22:11That's the end of Love Island Live, but do you wanna see Anna's funniest bits?
22:15Here we go
22:17I have tea
22:18I have tea
22:19You're not pumping, you're not pumping
22:22That's such a whore
22:26Woooooo
22:28My daddy
22:29I hope my eggs will take me back after this shit
22:33I literally was like
22:34And then we were like
22:35And then we were like
22:36And then we were like
22:37And then we were like
22:37And then we were like
22:38And then we were like
22:38Oh my god
22:40It's perfect
22:42Let's be sure we want it
22:43He he he he he he he
22:49Our queen, Anna Banana
22:54We're gonna go down, drop it to the floor
22:57And then bring it
22:57Oh, yeah
23:00Next one
23:00Good, cause I'm the only funny one here
23:02Shit
23:03There's no doubt everyone will miss the one thing they call Anna
23:07Or as we say in Scotland
23:09Anna
23:20The other week the Worldwide Unseen Bits audience broke the internet with love for Keenan and KK
23:48The internet exploded as KK and Keenan went fully viral
23:53KK and Keenan are spiffingly delightful on the American version of the show
23:57Of Love Island
23:57Smiley Emoji
23:58Smiley Emoji
23:59Smiley Emoji
24:00All the Keenan and KK chemistry is literally making me explode
24:04Flame Emoji
24:06Flame Emoji
24:07Flame Emoji
24:07Flame Emoji
24:08Oh, my actual G
24:11I totally love KK and Keenan
24:13Heart Emoji
24:14Heart Emoji
24:15Heart Emoji
24:19Heart Emoji
24:20We debated whether to show this next clip because the cuteness overload could result in the show becoming too popular
24:26But for more KK and Keenan, it's a risk we're willing to take
24:31I like that
24:32I'm happy here, you know what I'm saying
24:33Like, why try to
24:34Why ruin something when it's going good?
24:36You feel me?
24:37Like, the vibe is just vibing like
24:39I like it
24:40KK
24:41KK
24:42Stop blushing
24:42Girl, you gotta keep her
24:44You know
24:45I miss you today
24:46I miss you too
24:48My fucking lips is chapped
24:49I've been talking motherfucking ass up
24:51Mine too
24:51I got some lip balm
24:51It's mango though
24:53It's cool
24:54Mhmm
24:55You're gonna use it first
24:59Thank you
25:02Fucking hell
25:03Fucking hanging around the hairy ass too much
25:06Talking about fucking hell
25:08Yeah
25:09You are very understanding
25:10I was, I tried to be very respectful
25:12I like to think I was very respectful
25:13My whole wig just hit the flow
25:14You didn't pick it up?
25:15You shut it over here
25:16Don't shut the fuck you see
25:16No, don't see
25:18Don't see
25:18You can't see
25:19Yeah
25:21They definitely gonna put that on TV
25:23Look at it
25:26It's okay
25:28You're not looking
25:28I feel like I don't wanna put it back on
25:30He said, let me see how bald you is
25:32I'm not bald
25:33You got cornrows?
25:35Yeah
25:35They just real nappy
25:37This is happening
25:39Wait, I don't need that
25:41I'm just gonna
25:43Ugh
25:44These kinda smell good
25:45Oh
25:45That's fucking weird
25:47Right
25:47I think it's cause they smell good always
25:49Oh
25:50You be sweating like sugar?
25:52I was
25:53You mean honey sweat?
25:54I definitely sweated last night bruh
25:56My balls and everything was sweating
25:58As long as the show the girls discovered the glitch on the beach
26:06Let me help
26:07Ice cream
26:09Oh my god
26:10We can't go anywhere
26:12Get me out of this villa
26:14But what's this? A crab crossing the force field?
26:18Y'all, it's a crab.
26:20Where?
26:21Right here, girl.
26:22Oh, I see it.
26:23Does this mean our Islander sims will finally escape?
26:27I guess what I'm asking is, what happened next?
26:31We'll find out after the break.
26:46Welcome back to the sequel of Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:50It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:53Plural.
26:55Before the break, Destiny and Cassie discovered the glitch,
26:59which meant the Islanders were trapped in the villa forever.
27:02But that was until they saw a crab crossing over the force field.
27:06Y'all, it's a crab.
27:08Where?
27:09Right here, girl.
27:10So can they make a great escape?
27:12Or will they be trapped on Love Island for simulated eternity?
27:16Let's find out what happened next.
27:21Is it dead?
27:22Yeah, it's probably dead.
27:23It's dead.
27:24Oh, it's dead.
27:24Our little crab friend is dead.
27:26Oh, shit, it is dead.
27:28Emily touched him.
27:29He didn't move.
27:31His colour was off.
27:33That's when we all knew.
27:35Unfortunately, he was no longer alive.
27:37And we learned it fairly quick.
27:39You were a great guy.
27:40You did what you needed to do.
27:42You provided for your family.
27:43You were a damn good man.
27:44You were a damn good man.
27:45And, you know, we just were so sad to see you go.
27:48Seeing you helped us realize the glitch in the system may not be such a glitch.
27:53You know, maybe we can get out the force field.
27:54No, bitch, because it got out the force field and now it's fucking dead.
27:57Oh, you're right.
27:58He got out the force field and died.
27:59Oh, shit.
28:00That's a bad sign.
28:01We're so sorry about that.
28:02We would have fed you and we was going to keep you as a pet because we're kind of lonely
28:05in here.
28:06You would have kept us in check, Mr. Krabs.
28:08I just felt connected with you.
28:11And we're going to bury you with love and you're going to be connected with the ocean again.
28:15Absolutely.
28:16R.I.P. Krabs.
28:17R.I.P.
28:17R.I.P. Mr. Krabs.
28:19You are great.
28:22Hi, Mr. Krabs.
28:24R.I.P. Krabs.
28:36For us to bury him in a good way.
28:39You know, we feel that we did the right thing.
28:42We gave him a tombstone.
28:43He wouldn't want us to be sad.
28:45He wouldn't want us to be sad.
28:46He wouldn't want us to be sad.
28:48Unsurprisingly, Mr. Krabs' star sign was, you guessed it, Sagittarius.
28:54To Krabs himself, we love you.
28:57No Krabs were harmed in the making of this unseen bet.
29:05What contest is more savage than the competition for parking spots outside a daycare centre?
29:12It's beat-up battle!
29:15A game where we pit the girls against the boys and have them duke it out for bragging rights.
29:21The boys took home the win last week.
29:23Can the girls tie it up this week?
29:25Or will the boys run away with a 2-0 lead?
29:28This week is a battle of letters as we have the Islanders compete in the Fijian-based Spelling Bee.
29:35Spelling what?
29:36Spelling!
29:37Oh, I like that!
29:39Spelling!
29:39Let's go!
29:40Spelling Bee, baby!
29:41In the girls' corner, it's the girls, led by Hannah and Cassie.
29:48In the boys' corner, it's, you guessed it, the boys with Jonah and Marco.
29:56You're a teacher, so you have to...
29:58I'm okay, I'm okay, but I love autocorrect.
30:00I'm so bad at girls.
30:01Can I go read a book first?
30:03Marco and Jonah, you're going down!
30:07We're not losing.
30:08Them's fighting words.
30:10I'm with that.
30:11The first word is Pacific.
30:14Is Fiji near the Pacific Ocean?
30:16No.
30:17I don't know.
30:18I have a map in my classroom.
30:20Yes, what's your map?
30:22Your map's wrong.
30:23The Pacific.
30:24That's the West Coast, best coast, baby.
30:26Sorry, Florida.
30:28Do you teach geography?
30:29No.
30:30Social studies?
30:31No.
30:31Oh, well, then you're good.
30:33You gotta pass.
30:33I'm gonna do that.
30:44The girls may not know where the Pacific Ocean is, but they do know how to spell it, as do
30:51the boys, making the score 1-1.
30:54The next word is cassava.
30:56So, a cassava is a root, kind of like a potato, native here to Fiji.
31:03They're really good.
31:03It's either chicken, rice, or potato.
31:06A-V-A.
31:08Cassava.
31:08Oh, I thought O-V.
31:10Well, my name's Cassie, but usually spelled with C-A-S.
31:14Cassava is spelled C-A-S-A-V-A.
31:19Cassava.
31:20Cassava.
31:21C-A-S-A-V-A.
31:25Both teams did not know the roots of that word and are still tied at 1-1.
31:30The final word is souvenir.
31:34S-O-U-V.
31:37S-O-U-V-E-N-I-E-I-R.
31:40Do you think there's a G in there?
31:41What?
31:42Do you think there's a G in there?
31:43No.
31:43N-I-R.
31:44N-I-R.
31:45N-I-R.
31:46Yeah, that sounds right.
31:47S-O-U-V-I-N-I-E-R.
31:51That's what we're running with.
31:53Oh, damn!
31:54S-O-U-V-E-N-I-R.
31:59Woo!
32:00Yeah!
32:02For some reason, Jonah let Marco take this one, which did not go well for them.
32:06I couldn't even repeat it to him back right now if I tried.
32:09Yeah, that's bad.
32:10We're smart.
32:10We do this stuff, okay, boys?
32:12You may have had us last week, but we're making a comeback.
32:15It's a 1-1 now.
32:16Exactly.
32:17I had a...
32:17I didn't doubt us at all.
32:18Uh-uh.
32:18The girls win this week's Beach Hop Battle, which means they are now all tied up.
32:24Hey, we kiss, Bill.
32:25Oh!
32:26Come back next week for another Beach Hop Battle.
32:31Are there more Unseen Bits after this break?
32:34Yes.
32:45Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits, the show where we show you some of the secret
32:51beauty routines that keep our islanders looking camera ready.
32:55Don't think about nothing stressful.
32:58Just remember you're in paradise.
33:00What about America's economic state?
33:01Oh, wow.
33:03He's a pretty boy.
33:04Let me see what I look like.
33:05So watch where you're going.
33:07Is this not a real wall?
33:09Oh, my God.
33:10Hey.
33:11Are you okay?
33:13And make yourself a snack.
33:15You're an idiot sandwich.
33:17Wow.
33:18Because it's time for more Unseen Bits.
33:20Perfect.
33:30Hooking up and cracking on is hard work, but sometimes islanders need to get away from
33:35the others and spend some time alone to recharge.
33:40Here's Harrison.
33:42All he wants is to enjoy the peace and quiet of some uninterrupted me-time tanning in the
33:48sun.
33:53Oh, he looks so fine.
33:57You know I'm coming.
33:59Is this your sun, babe?
34:01He was wanting.
34:01Yeah.
34:03Oh.
34:04Earlier, Harrison made the mistake of making a lovely breakfast for the lovely destiny.
34:09I like the eggs a lot.
34:11Like, the breakfast period was really good.
34:13I love the way you cook the bacon.
34:14Like, it's like thick cut or something.
34:16It was perfect.
34:17The way you cooked it was right.
34:18You cooked them differently than how you usually do.
34:20The first way you used to cook them, I wasn't used to them being like that, but I was like,
34:24this is actually good.
34:24Really, I'm not usually an egg person.
34:26It's not my first go-to.
34:28Like, I do not like them.
34:29But I would do like pancakes or french toast.
34:32You want like some cinnamon, vanilla, and nothing.
34:35I got it real sweet, too.
34:37Why do you think I like you?
34:38Okay, I got you.
34:39Oh, you look so good.
34:48Okay, I'll get you something.
34:49Yeah, yeah, do what you want to do.
34:52I think avocado helps with cramps as well, now that I think about it.
34:58Oh, well, tanning's gone now.
35:01Harrison never made breakfast for anyone again and lived happily ever after.
35:14Love Island, the most tantalising island-based show on earth.
35:19But what really happens in the bedroom when the lights go out?
35:24Let's take a naughty peep at another instalment of Unseen Bits' scandalous sealed section.
35:30It's Islanders After Dark.
35:36The lights are out, but the Islanders are wide awake.
35:40Surely we can just stay up in here, right?
35:42Surely!
35:43Surely!
35:46Incredibly, in a room full of Islanders, Marco still hungers for a snack.
35:52Dude, that snack cupboard is scarce.
35:56One, two, three, four.
35:58Bring some food through that door.
36:03You know what we do have?
36:05Bacon.
36:05Bacon.
36:06Bacon.
36:21Sizzling.
36:22The bacon, that is.
36:23Daddy, we're hungry!
36:25Daddy!
36:26Oh, oh, oh!
36:28Oh, oh, oh!
36:28Oh, oh, oh!
36:28Oh, oh, oh, oh!
36:28Oh, oh, oh!
36:29Oh, oh, oh, oh!
36:30This was Islanders After Dark.
36:36So steamy.
36:38Come back after the break for more smoking or Unseen Bits.
36:59this is love island usa the usa obviously stands for unseen scenes assortment i didn't think i'd
37:07have much in common with a 22 year old real estate student from louisiana but it turns out
37:12cassie and i start our day by saying the exact same thing please let's say be a good day
37:19have you heard of telenovelas who spanish telenovelas like spanish drama love shows
37:26oh yeah girl imagine we just do that like two new islanders come and i'm just like this
37:33you should do it like that oh no cassie i think you mean like this
37:40dun dun dun
37:43two new bombshells arrive to cause drama will the girls crumble under the pressure
37:49who are you i'm mike my name is imani i wasn't expecting this the girls are definitely gonna
37:58be nervous i mean i would be nervous too i don't take any shit like if i want something i
38:03go for
38:04it in life i don't know when i walk into the villa i expect to hear a couple screams
38:11we both right into the ocean like we can't do this take it away just take me away
38:19cassie and destiny are not prepared for what's to come but have no clue
38:27is that what i actually sound like i always thought my voice was much higher
38:35the only way to ensure a steady flow of unseen beach hut bets is with our unseen beach hut blitz
38:46islanders you're the new host on the money can't buy home shopping network and this week we need you
38:53to sell this limited edition one of a kind unseen bits whoopee cushion good afternoon everybody this
39:00is marco on mcb money can't buy now you know what this means means we got some hot shit that
39:08you
39:09can't even spend your money on because money can't buy it this amazing whoopee cushion this whoopee cushion
39:17has been under the ass of all the islanders in this place it's full of my farts every other islanders
39:24farts and when you sit on it you get gas of everybody from our asses to yours
39:31not only is it elastic and can replace the condom it's got it all but also
39:41keeps the man away
39:46it says unseen bits and you know why because it's hidden away put it under your chair put it just
39:51like this and you just sit oh that's my crush right there hi baby oh my god all the embarrassment
39:59in the world oh my gosh did i just fart i farted i didn't know
40:11i broke it
40:14so i gotta sell the broken one
40:17slightly used but one man's trash is another man's treasure
40:21even though it's a little wear it and tear it out
40:23it's touched emily's bum
40:25it's actually a lot more durable than this i just have a really fat ass
40:30this device can out fart me and if you can out fart me you're the number one farter in all
40:36of love
40:36island history but wait there's more let's say someone passed away and you guys are all sitting
40:43in a funeral sad and you put a whoopee cushion underneath somebody's seat
40:52i thought i tooted
40:54don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity it's all the rave it's what everyone's doing nowadays it's
40:59what the kids do
41:01penniless
41:02wait no penniless it's worthless no not worthless it's you know what i mean
41:08it's priceless card credit food stamps
41:13you still can't buy this unseen whoopee cushion fart device
41:17put your money where your mouth is even though you can't buy it
41:21a whoopee cushion would you put a price on it i would
41:28to purchase please call uh what's the number all right we don't have one because money can't buy it
41:35we'll be making the world a better place same time next week on beach hotlet
41:43that's all folks have a great week y'all that's american for you all see you next week
42:19what's the number all right
42:22You
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