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00:11Welcome to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
00:14You thought you'd binged enough Love Island and needed a break?
00:17Nonsense.
00:19We've got all this stuff that was too bonkers to stick in the regular show,
00:23and let me tell you, that's an elite level of bonkers.
00:26You can do it yourself.
00:26As it was the Islanders' final week, we threw everything at them,
00:30including the kitchen sink.
00:32Oh, the twins are here.
00:33This is the best surprise ever.
00:35It led to hard questions.
00:37What's the difference between real milk and breast milk?
00:40What's the big school up there that's, like, smart people?
00:42What do we do at Mommy and Me Glasses?
00:44I don't know.
00:45Powerful revelations.
00:46They're carrying that baby around, man. It just turns me on.
00:49Being a mom isn't about just coping with wine.
00:51It's about having a community.
00:53Who would you not let date your daughter?
00:55Easy, Jeff.
00:58And quite frankly, brought them all within an inch of their sanity.
01:02I'm taking you to the fire station. Shut up.
01:05In true Love Island Unseen fashion, we've saved the best for last.
01:10So enjoy this season's finale of...
01:13Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
01:33It's the final week, and some of the Islanders are getting Villa fever.
01:36It's like cabin fever, but more spacious.
01:39The producers in charge of coming up with activities for the Islanders
01:42have been binging this great show called Love Island,
01:46so the Islanders have to entertain themselves.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54Is this turning you on?
01:56You're so strong.
01:57I know.
01:57How do you even do that?
01:58It's impossible. I know.
02:03Whoa, dude.
02:04Whoa.
02:06Okay.
02:06Settle down now.
02:07Huh?
02:08Settle down now.
02:09No, no, no.
02:09None of that.
02:10We're in the kitchen.
02:10We're in the kitchen.
02:11Come on, buddy.
02:13I know you want something.
02:15Come on.
02:16Come on, Joe.
02:20Fuck me.
02:22You want it?
02:23You want it.
02:24I want it.
02:25You want it, Joe.
02:28Come on.
02:29Give it to me.
02:38As well as needing a good old laugh,
02:40some of the Islanders seem to be in need of a release of some kind.
02:44Do you ever just want to scream?
02:45Yeah.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Definitely.
02:47A lot.
02:48Wonder if it's got anything to do with the fact
02:50they've been groping each other for the last six weeks.
02:53Do it.
02:54Should we all do it?
02:55I'll scream.
02:56All right.
02:56We're just going to get it out to me.
02:58Close your ears.
02:59It's a good day, so why not?
03:00Zay and Zay, you going to scream?
03:01Come on now.
03:02I just need one.
03:03Why not?
03:03You just got to let it out.
03:04All right, fine.
03:06Done, done.
03:07What do you think is about to happen?
03:08Is everyone going to scream?
03:10We are.
03:11I need to do it.
03:12It's good for me.
03:12I like this.
03:13Yeah.
03:13I like this.
03:14I really feel it.
03:14All right.
03:15I feel the energy now.
03:17Three.
03:19Two.
03:22One.
03:23One.
03:33Oh, that feels really good, you know.
03:36That cleared my nostrils.
03:37That, yeah.
03:40Ken's like, what the fuck?
03:42Why was everyone yelling?
03:43I didn't hear anything.
03:44Am I hearing voices again?
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47I thought those were gone.
03:51Nothing is more uncomfortable than questioning if you're schizophrenic.
03:54Ian hates when that happens, and so do I.
03:57The frog that lives in his closet.
04:03It's been your average week in the villa, islanders have come and gone, love has been won and lost.
04:09Deb's announced that birds are robot spies sent from the government.
04:13Hi, Charlie.
04:15Are you okay, buddy?
04:17Deb's named the bird.
04:19Either she's chirping a different tune.
04:20You want a snack?
04:21Or she's playing dumb so she can take the spy as a P.O.W.
04:25Parakeet of war.
04:26Come here.
04:27Charlie.
04:29Charlie.
04:31Where'd he go?
04:33Charlie.
04:34Come here.
04:35Charlie.
04:37Charlie.
04:38Look.
04:41Charlie, don't go inside.
04:43Charlie is the kitchen bird.
04:44He's always in the kitchen, but he never eats any of the food.
04:47I always leave food out for him.
04:49Ah, maybe not.
04:49Seems like Deb is still on the birds are up to no good train.
04:53Charlie.
04:54I tried to give him some bread, but he didn't eat it, so I know for sure that he is
04:59an op.
05:00And to be fair, she might be onto something with this one.
05:08He ran into a window, and he didn't get stunned because he was a robot.
05:14Just wait, just wait, let him get out, let him get out.
05:17How do I get it?
05:18No, no, he'll come out, he'll come out.
05:20Charlie.
05:21Do I walk out?
05:22You can walk out, you can walk out, you're okay, Zee.
05:25Can you come get me?
05:26I don't think he'll get you.
05:27Charlie.
05:28He's a nice guy.
05:29Can you come get me?
05:30I'll get you, Zee, I'll get you, come on.
05:31Come on now.
05:32Aw, Uncle Jesse.
05:34Aw, Charlie's brave.
05:38Ghost is clear, ghost is clear.
05:39Are you sure?
05:39Yeah, yeah, we got you, guys.
05:40Can I go behind you?
05:41Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
05:45I can't see you, I don't like that.
05:49Aw.
05:49There he goes.
05:51Aw, I know he was so scared.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Where's the camera?
05:54Where's the camera?
05:55It's really small, it's in his chest.
05:57Well, I'm onto you, Charlie.
06:05Nadia suffers from the most unusual condition, lost sock syndrome.
06:10Every night, she loses at least one of them.
06:12Come on, Nadia, pull your socks up.
06:15Oh, no, you can't.
06:16You've lost them.
06:22Is my sock over on your side, maybe?
06:26I found one.
06:27She's found one!
06:29I think I saw the other one stuff down Jeff's trunks for a photo shoot.
06:33Dude, I feel like I always, like, take my socks off in the middle of the night, but then
06:38I don't remember doing it.
06:40I don't know if I just, like, pull them off.
06:42I don't know what I do.
06:45Jeff, I can't find them.
06:46Any woman willing to put her head under a man's duvet first thing in the morning is a braver
06:51person than me.
06:52She must really want that sock.
07:01Jeff's pretty zen about the whole thing.
07:03You could say he's philosophical.
07:08Damn it.
07:09I don't know how my fucking sock disappeared in the bed, but it did.
07:13Full disclosure, I've been wearing that sock all day.
07:16Just not on my feet.
07:20Phoebe and Mackenzie have had more disagreements than a Republican cat and a Democrat dog.
07:25We couldn't overload the main show with drama because we had an excess of dessert-based make-out,
07:30and that's the bread and butter, hombre.
07:32Thank your unseen bits for this moment.
07:35Hey, hi.
07:37Hey.
07:37What's up, girl?
07:39Nothing.
07:40Mackenzie, you want to go for a chat really quickly?
07:42Sure.
07:44Shit, I want to...
07:45Bro.
07:46Come on, let's go over there.
07:48Should we get a front work seat?
07:49Yeah, come on.
07:50Look, let's just pretend we're laying out on the beanbags.
07:52No, laying down over there.
07:53You guys are fucking fucking...
07:54No, because we need to be able to hear.
07:56All right, come on.
07:56Come on.
08:01I just really wanted to pull you because I know, like, in the dressing room, I, like...
08:06I really felt a little about you.
08:10I need some sun.
08:12Nadia did ask me, though, about my feelings.
08:17So, in that...
08:17I know, I know.
08:18You said something about...
08:20I just want you to be careful because, like, this is what I was going to...
08:23Well, you were trying to say this either happened or it didn't happen, and I think...
08:31I don't think that you can speak to why Chad didn't...
08:41I know he's not that type of guy.
08:44Nadia would make a terrible undercover operative.
08:47Definitely can't put espionage on her resume.
08:50Luckily, Mackenzie and Phoebe are at genocidal war criminals.
08:54They're just angry and hot.
08:56You don't know everything.
08:57You actually have come in here and you...
08:59You think you know all about Chad, but you don't.
09:02I don't know all about Chad.
09:03But that's, like, what you give off.
09:04Phoebe, I'm not...
09:05You're being hypocritical.
09:06Phoebe, you're not listening.
09:08He did not speak about a connection with you guys.
09:11But that's not how the conversation in there went.
09:13That is how it went.
09:15But what I'm trying to say is that my perception of the conversation, whether you mentioned it
09:21or not, did not come off that way for me.
09:24What about...
09:24Speaking to my perspective is disrespectful, is what I'm asking.
09:27I never said disrespect.
09:28You said...
09:29No, you said you disrespected me.
09:30You can ask the girls.
09:31I did not say that.
09:32I just had this kiss and, like, I was telling the girls about it.
09:34And then you kind of make me, like, take two steps back.
09:37I was happy to not say a word in that room.
09:40Naja asked me.
09:41They're arguing.
09:42But you're trying to make excuses for, Naja asked me, Naja did this.
09:46Keep me up there.
09:47I'm done.
09:51Spy.
09:51Giggle.
09:52Run away.
09:53Some call it the fountain of youth.
09:55I really like Phoebe because I would have been, like, I'm really excited for you guys.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Damn, I guess, nice.
10:01Not the yelling.
10:02You go better?
10:03I go better.
10:04I feel so much better.
10:06Carry on.
10:16Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bets.
10:18Have a great day.
10:21I want to make me out of pancakes.
10:23It's Mackenzie's birthday.
10:26And we got her the best gift ever.
10:28The opportunity to make breakfast for other people with a depressed look on her face.
10:33Yay!
10:36Can I have pancakes?
10:42Yeah.
10:43Help yourself.
10:45Wow.
10:45Happy birthday!
10:47Thank you!
10:49Happy birthday!
10:50Hi!
10:52Yeah!
10:53Happy birthday, Mackenzie!
10:55Thank you!
10:59They were making all these.
11:00Yeah, I made those.
11:01Well, you guys are welcome.
11:02They're banana and chocolate chips.
11:04Let's go!
11:06It's the best birthday breakfast ever.
11:09Nothing says happy birthday like clocking in as a diner cook.
11:13Happy birthday, Mackenzie.
11:19Welcome to the annual Love Island USA Unseen Bets Water Pong Championships.
11:25I'm your host, Ian Sterling.
11:28Join me as we celebrate the world of water pong, preferred to beer pong by sober people and dehydrated marathon
11:36runners.
11:37All right, let's do this.
11:38Our first heated competition is between Deb and Jesse, a.k.a. Jebra, and Joel and Mackenzie, who recently took
11:46the gold in the Friend Zone International.
11:55Just exhilarating.
11:56All the excitement of a cup of water and then several more cups of water.
12:03Joel's got one!
12:04Normally this is when you'd rip off your jersey, but Joel's already shirtless.
12:09You never thought that through, Joel, did you?
12:11Fire outside.
12:12Solid contact.
12:13Solid.
12:13Nice!
12:14Jesse ties it up!
12:16I don't know why children need fields and gymnasiums when this can give them all the exercise they need.
12:22I could have ended up a pro water pong player, but I hurt my wrist throwing rubbish in a dustbin.
12:27Oh, man.
12:29Reliving the magic of the hideaway there.
12:32Seemed like it was going to be way more fun.
12:34We all did, Mackenzie.
12:37There it is.
12:41Nice.
12:41Nice job!
12:43Okay, okay.
12:44Yes, Deb!
12:46That was great!
12:48That was great!
12:48That was nice!
12:48Good job!
12:51Let's go!
12:52I knew I was going to get back.
12:53Good job, guys!
12:55Yeah!
12:55We got to go now, Deb.
12:56We got to go.
12:59Yes, Deb.
13:00Yes, Deb.
13:00You got this.
13:01Breathe.
13:02I want this for you.
13:04For three!
13:05For three!
13:06For three!
13:06Oh!
13:07Let's go!
13:08Let's go!
13:08Let's go!
13:09Let's go!
13:09Let's go!
13:10Let's go!
13:10Let's go!
13:11Let's go!
13:11Well, we learned two things today.
13:14One, the Islanders are not great at beer pong.
13:17And two, Jesse loves slapping hands.
13:20Enjoy!
13:36Professional editors who failed at being professional musicians are the best professional editors.
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:46Sup, bro!
13:48Let's look at some of the bros who bro'ed the way you got a bro, bro!
13:53Let's start with arguably this season's ultimate bro!
13:58Zayway!
13:59Bro!
14:00Bro!
14:00Like, nah, bro!
14:01Bro code, bro!
14:02Bro!
14:02Damn, bro!
14:03Bro!
14:04Bro!
14:04Bro!
14:05Bro!
14:07Bro!
14:07Bro!
14:07Bro!
14:08Bro!
14:22That's just like life!
14:35You know what I mean?
14:36Yeah!
14:37Bro code, bro!
14:38That's bro code, bro!
14:40Bye, bro!
14:40Time off, bro!
14:41Love a vacation, bro!
14:43Do you not understand what fucking bro code is?
14:45Bro!
14:45Bro!
14:45Bro!
14:46Bro!
14:47It's official!
14:48This season's ultimate bro is Isaiah!
14:52Bro!
14:55Bro!
14:56The following unseen bit demonstrates the cold hard truth that handsome men who look good
15:01shirtless can completely bypass all the stuff you're supposed to learn when you're
15:0611.
15:07Very much partying in Western Mass.
15:09Not much partying.
15:10Not much partying.
15:11Really?
15:11We ain't got no clubs and shit.
15:14What?
15:14There's a stereotype that Americans don't know anything about Europe.
15:18Well, we're going to shatter that stereotype by showing Americans not knowing anything
15:23about America either.
15:26What's the big school up there that's like smart people?
15:29Harvard, MIT.
15:31MIT?
15:31Harvard's there too.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Harvard in Massachusetts?
15:33Yeah.
15:34Harvard's in Boston, bro.
15:35I didn't know that.
15:35Oh, Harvard in Boston?
15:36Yeah.
15:37Where Yale at?
15:38New Haven, Connecticut.
15:39Oh, that's where Yale at?
15:41Yeah.
15:43I never know where them schools work, bro.
15:46I didn't know that either.
15:48That's all that New England shit.
15:50Smart.
15:51New England's smart as fuck, bro.
15:53It's insane.
15:54How far are you from New England?
15:55I live in New England.
15:56You live in New England?
15:57Massachusetts is part of New England.
15:58Really?
15:59Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Connecticut, New York.
16:03That's all New England.
16:05That's all New England.
16:05How's that New England?
16:06We're all witnessing Jesse's mind breaking.
16:09That's all British.
16:10Yeah, it's like that section of the country is New England.
16:15Technically?
16:16No.
16:17That's what it is.
16:19That's what it's called.
16:20It's New England.
16:20How is that called New England?
16:21Hold on, hold on.
16:22Massachusetts is a state.
16:24Yeah.
16:25New England's a city.
16:27No.
16:27New England is a-
16:28That's a football team.
16:29He's thinking about the Patriots, bro.
16:30Oh, so there's really not-
16:32So they're named after a whole fucking state.
16:34They're named after the group of states.
16:36Six territories.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Wow.
16:39Or, I mean, I guess New York isn't really considered in New England, but it is New England,
16:44kind of.
16:44Yeah, kind of.
16:45Depending on where you're at.
16:47Yeah, but I mean-
16:47New England's not a city.
16:49No.
16:49No.
16:50So as long as you thought New England Patriots was named after a city.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Patriots are into Boston, bro.
16:54No, they're not even in Boston.
16:55They're in fucking Foxborough.
16:56Yeah, Foxborough.
16:57Which is like 45 minutes south of Boston.
16:59So that's a city, though.
17:00Yeah, Foxborough is a city.
17:01Yeah, Foxborough is a city, for sure.
17:02Fucking New England is six states combined.
17:06That's funny as fuck you thought it was a city.
17:08Yeah, every other fucking football team is a fucking city.
17:11Between the regional misunderstandings and concussions, I think it's fair to say that football
17:16has left a lot of people confused.
17:18Wow.
17:19Should be so weird.
17:20We hope you're enjoying Love Island USA Unseen Bits, the educational program.
17:25Up next, Mackenzie teaches string theory, and Isaiah breaks down how fiscal policy will
17:30change earning estimates for the Japanese commodities market.
17:34Kenichiwa.
17:35What the hell?
17:48Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
17:51This week, our islanders heard tweets about them, but each name was replaced with a blank,
17:56and they had to guess who the tweet was about.
17:59If you thought the challenge you saw was excessive, good years, it was actually even better.
18:04Here's some tweets that didn't make the cut.
18:07Blank, just wanna have fun, not from what I'm watching.
18:11Hashtag boring.
18:14So is Chad?
18:15That man just keeps to himself.
18:17I said Chad.
18:19We also went with Chad.
18:21We've also gone with Chad.
18:25That just kinda shows, you know, I'm not trying to cause any fucking problems.
18:29This tweet says, the girls just wanna have fun.
18:34Not for what I'm watching.
18:36Hashtag boring.
18:38Damn.
18:40Wait, so they're saying that we're boring?
18:43Yeah.
18:44I'm offended.
18:46Next tweet.
18:47Blank is the type of F boy that drunkenly marries you in Vegas and then ghosts you the
18:54next day.
18:55Blank deserves better.
18:58Whoa.
18:59No, it is not, Jessie.
19:01Um, we said Jeff and Najah solely because there have been a few jokes about Jeff having
19:06two phones.
19:08Oh.
19:09Oh, that's fair.
19:10Myself and Mackenzie.
19:12I don't think I am that.
19:14I don't think you're a fuckboy.
19:15Isaiah and Sydney.
19:16We said Isaiah and Sydney as well.
19:19Isaiah just looks like a fuckboy.
19:20It's the dangly earring.
19:21Deb is great with nuance.
19:23About as good as Isaiah's poker face when his feelings are hearts.
19:29We said Jeff and Najah.
19:31And we said, Jessie and Deb, full tweet.
19:36Isaiah is the type of F boy that will drunkenly marry you in Vegas and then ghost you the next
19:42day.
19:43Sydney deserves better.
19:46Isaiah.
19:47Isaiah is not a fuckboy.
19:48And I have many experiences with fuckboys and Isaiah is not one.
19:54Aww.
19:58When I asked my parents about how they met, my mum says the same thing.
20:02Went through a mountain of F boys and then I met your dad.
20:05It's really touching stuff.
20:07For this challenge definitely sucked.
20:09And I think, you know, being called a fuckboy isn't always the worst thing.
20:13Saying I'm a fuckboy is understandable, I guess.
20:16Very mature, they say F boy acceptance is the first step to recovery.
20:21Step two is finding yourself back in a vicious cycle of fornicating with half strangers.
20:27Let's see what we have here.
20:29It reads, Deb, worried about Mackenzie because she knows that her fake relationship with Jess
20:36is bound to collapse since it's been held together by a smokescreen of deceit.
20:42With who?
20:43Because Mackenzie knows it's been held together?
20:45A relationship with who?
20:46Because Deb knows that her fake relationship with Jessie is bound to collapse due to the smokescreen
20:53of discreet, therefore she is worried about Mackenzie entering the villa.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Oh.
20:59Oh.
21:01Oh.
21:01Not all of Twitter is a joyless, egotistical critique into the black hole that merely echoes
21:06your own personal dissatisfaction.
21:09Sometimes the tweets say nice stuff about our contestants.
21:12Looks like Joel and Mackenzie are giving peanut butter and jelly vibes.
21:17For sure a perfect match.
21:19Oh.
21:20Oh.
21:20Oh.
21:21Oh.
21:22Could a missed love connection be about to happen?
21:26From the look on Joel's face, I'd say so.
21:28OK, Bestie.
21:30Apparently not.
21:31For all the super cool dudes at home, when a girl calls you Bestie, that's cute to stop
21:36imagining your wedding with her in your head.
21:38You know, ever since Mackenzie came in, we've vibed together and I do agree it's a perfect
21:44match but just as friends.
21:47Yeah, I agree. I second that. I think that, you know, we're the first ones up in the morning.
21:51We have our little time together. Lucky to have met him.
21:54Nothing forms an instant bond between two people faster than all other possibilities being unconscious.
22:00Kiss me, truly.
22:03Well, now Joel and Mackenzie are officially BFFs, let's take a look at how they navigated this completely mutual decision.
22:11I hate the word friend zone. I wish it was like a better term.
22:14You want to create our own word?
22:15Yeah.
22:17Let's create our own word.
22:18PB and J-ing it.
22:19PB and J-ing it.
22:20Making a sandwich.
22:22Are you peanut butter and jealous?
22:25Oh!
22:31Am I the peanut butter or am I the jelly?
22:33I feel like you're the jelly because you're sweet.
22:35Damn.
22:36I'm peanut butter because I can be crunchy, I can be tough and crunchy, or I can be smooth.
22:41You don't think I can be smooth or crunchy or...
22:47I look like peanut butter.
22:48You look like peanut butter.
22:50I feel like I would do a good job of sealing the edges of the sandwich.
22:53I just think you have to be the jelly.
22:55Peanut butter is definitely the rougher one, you know?
22:58I can be rough.
22:59Try to say something offensive to me.
23:02Fuck.
23:06Your eyebrows are drawn in.
23:08Oh!
23:10Burn!
23:10Burn!
23:11You just solidify the jelly title.
23:14I eat more peanut butter than you.
23:16Yes.
23:16I haven't seen you eat peanut butter once.
23:18This is true.
23:18I haven't eaten peanut butter once.
23:19So I get to be peanut butter.
23:21Fine, you're peanut butter.
23:21Okay, fine.
23:22God, I'm such a pushover.
23:26That laugh.
23:30Wow, that was sexy.
23:31You should do that again.
23:33You know what, y'all?
23:34Being sexy is so overrated.
23:36It's going to be hard to wingman that.
23:37Being sexy is incredibly overrated.
23:39It is.
23:40It is.
23:40I just like being...
23:41I just like being this.
23:43It's smooth and creamy.
23:45It's smooth, creamy...
23:47Rich and delicious.
23:49Tomboy, girly at the same time.
23:52I don't think I get the tomboy credit that I deserve.
23:55Yeah, I think it...
23:55Boop, boop.
23:56I don't get what the boop, boop was for, but sure.
23:58Like, it just seems like I'm tough.
24:00Oh, okay.
24:01Sure.
24:02You are tough.
24:03Tough nut to crack.
24:05Woo!
24:05You're butter.
24:06Oh!
24:07Yes!
24:09Got him!
24:19Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
24:22Beautiful drone shots camera operator.
24:24But the drones aren't the only loud and expensive liability at the villa today.
24:29We also gave the islanders babies.
24:33What's the difference between real milk and breast milk?
24:36It's definitely better for the child.
24:38Real milk comes from a cow.
24:40Oh.
24:41Breast milk comes from a human.
24:43Big difference.
24:44That's a fair point.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Nice to see the islanders are learning parenting basics.
24:50Having a baby led to walk the memory lane for Timmy and Zita.
24:54Babe, this is where Dad recoupled with me.
24:58Hey, this is where your mother licked honey off of another man.
25:02Why she would do that?
25:03Is that what you said?
25:04Why would she?
25:05I don't know now.
25:07There's also the villa where your dad gave loads of energy to another woman.
25:12Oh, wow.
25:13And, you know, they got recoupled with each other.
25:16But it wasn't a walk in the park for everyone.
25:20He's so insane.
25:22I'm taking you to the fire station.
25:24Shut up.
25:25Luckily, there are support systems for parents.
25:29Alcohol, tax fraud, noise cancelling headphones.
25:32The islanders went with a more wholesome approach.
25:35Mummy and me class.
25:36Hey, it's been a week since I last saw you.
25:39Hey.
25:40Yeah, let's take a kid's soccer practice.
25:42Last time I saw you was, what, last week at Pilates?
25:45Oh, yeah.
25:46Pilates is nice.
25:48It's so nice having a support system.
25:50And, you know, that's what we are.
25:51Oh, the twins are here.
25:53All the girls are just one big support system.
25:56Especially during these difficult times of being new mothers, you know.
26:01What do we do at Mummy and me Classies?
26:03I don't know.
26:03I have no idea that we've been to one.
26:05All right, I'll go first.
26:07Hi.
26:08Oh, hi.
26:09What's his name?
26:10Tucker Ray Robinson.
26:12Wow.
26:12Tucker Ray Robinson.
26:13Tucker Ray.
26:14This is the best surprise ever.
26:17Aw.
26:18FML twins.
26:20This is Ace.
26:22Hi, Ace.
26:23He's 20 minutes older than Alela here.
26:2620.
26:26He's definitely the more needy one out of the two.
26:29Ace is not too bad.
26:31She can just chill like this on her back all day.
26:35Just like her mother.
26:36An independent bad bitch.
26:38Yep.
26:38I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.
26:40I'm exhausted.
26:42This is Violet Rose.
26:45Hi, Violet.
26:46Hi, Violet.
26:47She was whooping.
26:48Nine pounds when I put her up.
26:50Whoa.
26:50Yeah.
26:51This is nine.
26:52Guys.
26:53Oh, that is the cutest name I have ever heard.
26:55This is Bill.
26:57Hey, Bill.
26:59Bill Chubbs Bray.
27:01Oh, it's middle 90s Chubbs.
27:03Yes, we couldn't let go of my last name, but we just added the S.
27:06He looks so cute.
27:07Bill is going to be an athlete.
27:09We're going to start him young.
27:11He's very dense already, just like his mom and dad.
27:15Dense?
27:16That's harsh.
27:17The baby was just born.
27:18What are you expecting, Deb?
27:19A mechanical engineer?
27:21He was born with a six-pack.
27:25Shut up.
27:28Why are you so fussy, Bill?
27:29Let's talk about the real things that no one really talks about that we're going through.
27:35You know, motherhood's been tough, and I need to remind myself just that wine is not always
27:40the answer, you know?
27:42Everyone's always like, have a glass of wine, have a glass of wine.
27:45Then I find myself hammered at 4 p.m., and I think that's probably the most important
27:50thing, that being a mom isn't about just coping with wine.
27:54It's about having a community like you guys.
27:57Really, it's not to talk about and to distract myself from the need to drink.
28:04Same time next week, Friday.
28:06Anybody going to Pilates this week?
28:07I'll probably be there Wednesday.
28:09I'll probably be at Pilates.
28:10Yeah, I can't work out.
28:11I just had my tummy tucked after having twins, you know?
28:14You're still recovering from your tummy tuck?
28:16Yeah, these twins took it out of me.
28:19My vagina ripped my ass.
28:21I'll be recovered in like eight weeks.
28:23Okay, fair enough.
28:26After a day of parenting, our Islanders got together and did exactly what we raise our
28:30children not to do, drink, curse, and criticize each other.
28:35I feel like you guys are almost like the black and white version of each other.
28:39In a way, can't you kind of see it a little bit?
28:41Like, looks-wise?
28:42No, no, they don't look alike.
28:43Kind of, they kind of do.
28:44I guess they kind of do.
28:45They kind of do look alike, though.
28:47Kind of.
28:47Both shredded, both huge.
28:49Okay, be serious.
28:50Serious faces.
28:51Nah.
28:52Smile.
28:53Smile.
28:53Like, they're both someone, like, I would let date my daughter.
28:57Oh, man, man.
28:58I would.
28:58Appreciate that, man.
28:59I would.
28:59Appreciate that.
29:00Who would you not let date your daughter?
29:02Easy, Jeff.
29:03What, date your daughter?
29:05Hell no.
29:06You wouldn't let me date?
29:06No.
29:07Why?
29:07Because you got two phones.
29:10Which girl in the villa would you not let date your son?
29:13Girl.
29:14Phoebe.
29:15And then what guy would you not let date your daughter?
29:18Probably Joel.
29:19He gonna bore her to death.
29:21Damn, bro.
29:22Isaiah, your turn.
29:23I think the guy would be Timmy.
29:25The guy?
29:26Really?
29:27Interesting.
29:29Girl.
29:30You.
29:34Okay, your turn, Joel.
29:35Phoebe and Chad.
29:37Phoebe and Chad.
29:38Okay.
29:39What about you, Jesse?
29:40Phoebe and Chad.
29:41Phoebe and Chad?
29:42Really?
29:42What are y'all talking about?
29:43Chad's a little odd, but, like, I'd let him date my daughter.
29:47Well, Nadia took a poll and figured out who the least exemplary Islanders are.
29:52Now she's going to confront them.
29:54Wait, unsolicited drama stirring in the form of a game?
29:57I'm sorry.
29:58Nadia, who gave you permission to do the job of the British producers that run this TV show?
30:03I'm not gonna lie.
30:03Everyone so far has said you the most.
30:06That they wouldn't let?
30:07Wouldn't let their daughter date you.
30:08Why?
30:09All the guys have said you so far.
30:11That's good for me.
30:12I think someone said Joel.
30:13Um, a girl?
30:15Why?
30:16So far, you're the winner on that one.
30:18Me?
30:18Yes.
30:19Like, back to back.
30:20Why?
30:21I don't know.
30:22Why me, though?
30:23I don't know.
30:24I don't know either.
30:24I didn't say that.
30:25Don't.
30:26I'm perfect for any person.
30:29Sorry.
30:29I was confused.
30:31I was like, who said me?
30:34Did Jeff?
30:35Did you say me?
30:36I said Phoebe.
30:37Jesse said Phoebe.
30:39Joel said Phoebe.
30:41Isaiah said me.
30:42I wonder what they think.
30:43Am I, like, too smart, maybe?
30:45Probably.
30:45Not a guy's wanting stupid girls.
30:47Hold up.
30:48Why have I not been said more?
31:02Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
31:05Due to a rigorous schedule of making out on patio furniture and being denied books and films,
31:11the Islanders' vocabulaes are being reduced, but they're having fun.
31:14It's a fair trade-off, if you ask me.
31:16That's the way the cookie crumbles.
31:19Yeah, it's good for a little bit, but eventually, like, the cookie starts to crumble.
31:23That's how the cookie crumbles.
31:24That's how the cookie crumbles in this bitch.
31:26It's literally just, like, how your specific cookie crumbled.
31:29Right, just how the cookie crumbled.
31:31It's how the cookie crumbled, you know?
31:32Yeah, bro.
31:34Sometimes their communication skills regress so severely they invent their own language.
31:39It's a common side effect of being isolated in the same vacation rental for long periods.
31:47Young men speaking a strange language and changing in front of me will always remind me of the youth hostel
31:52where I got my blackberry stolen.
31:55What is it?
31:56It's our own language, bro.
31:57Oh, no.
31:58Timmy is curious.
32:00Timmy, step away from the obscure villa dialect before you sprain a tongue.
32:06It's so hard.
32:07But where is it derived from?
32:08Just being an advanced species.
32:10Oh.
32:11No other way to look at it, but...
32:12Calibab.
32:13I can say it.
32:15He sounds like that with, like, a smidge of stitch.
32:18Say, hey, the best one to do is say Phoebe, and that's how you know you can do it.
32:22What the fuck?
32:23That was good.
32:24You say it.
32:25You say it.
32:26Calibab.
32:27Oh, that's the first thing.
32:28No, say Phoebe, though.
32:28Say Phoebe.
32:29Calibab.
32:30That's not Phoebe.
32:32It is.
32:33Okay, say conditioner.
32:35Conditioner.
32:36I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
32:39He's trying.
32:40He's trying.
32:40He's trying.
32:41He's trying.
32:41He's trying to try harder.
32:43Conditioner.
32:44Conditioner.
32:46That was a good one.
32:47That was actually really good.
32:47Conditioner.
32:48I put a yard in the cross yard in my car.
32:52You put your shirt in the cross yard?
32:54Yeah.
32:55That language is weirding me out.
32:57I'm just a regular guy trying to make jokes while watching footage of young men change in their bedroom.
33:01Let's just be normal, please.
33:05Oh, that looks way better.
33:06Way better.
33:07Way better.
33:07Yeah.
33:09Absolutely.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Yeah.
33:11Yeah.
33:11Yeah.
33:12Yeah.
33:13Speaking of creative ways to use your mouth.
33:15Islanders, tonight the hideaway is open.
33:18Naja and Jeff!
33:19Naja and Jeff!
33:20Naja and Jeff!
33:21Naja and Jeff!
33:21Naja and Jeff!
33:22The Islanders picked Naja and Jeff to spend a night in the hideaway.
33:26Hideaway!
33:26Hideaway!
33:27Headway!
33:28Headway!
33:28Headway!
33:28To the hideaway!
33:32And Jeff grabbed a carton of milk, which is about as sexy a beverage choice as clam chowder.
33:37Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:41I would rather become a professional crocodile dentist than chug milk before a hot date.
33:46Very counter-intuitive, Jeffrey.
33:49Woo!
33:49Woo!
33:50Woo!
33:51Woo!
33:51Woo!
33:52Woo!
33:52Woo!
33:52Woo!
33:52Woo!
33:52Woo!
33:54Woo!
33:55What's that about?
33:55It's the milk!
33:56It's the milk!
33:56He's gonna pour milk on her ass.
33:58Is that what he's joking about?
34:00What a joke, though.
34:02He's not pouring it on nauseous bum.
34:03I mean, I really think it would be, like, actually a disjustice if we didn't use this,
34:07Paul.
34:08What show do you want to see, baby?
34:09I'm feeling like Magic Mike energy.
34:12Magic Mike?
34:13Woo!
34:15Woo!
34:15Woo!
34:15Woo!
34:16Woo!
34:16Woo!
34:17Yes!
34:19I should put some oil on her.
34:21Like the defenestrations of Prague, it's not a laughing matter.
34:24A greased-up stripper is a broken femur waiting to happen.
34:28Just ask my close colleague, Sugar Cookie.
34:32I know it's fun with your life.
34:33We're on the phone.
34:33Maybe like...
34:34What the fuck?
34:38I'll give up.
34:39You were doing so good!
34:43It's the final week at the villa, and if you need further proof that the Islanders are
34:47going stir-crazy, here's Deb drinking and talking to empty chairs.
34:51Just sit here by myself.
34:52Like my poorly received one-man show, but my hemorrhoid operation.
34:57I guess all my friends are probably wondering why I've gathered you guys here today.
35:00It's just an honor to be with all of you, and just to really get to share this experience
35:05with each and every one of you.
35:06It's not every day that you are thrown into a villa for the summer, and are surrounded
35:10by such amazing people.
35:11But, you know, I truly am just...
35:14I'm just really happy and honored to be here.
35:16So, cheers to all of you guys.
35:18Thanks for being around, and so supportive of me, and just understanding.
35:22That's all I could ask for from such a great group of people.
35:25Cheers to you all.
35:26Those poor chairs.
35:28Four legs.
35:29But none of them can run away.
35:30Where the fuck is everyone?
35:45Well, this is it.
35:47Oh, man.
35:47The final segment of Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
35:52This is for real.
35:54It's been six weeks of love and heartache.
35:56I'm not this girl.
35:58Joy and sorrow.
36:00Pride and shame.
36:01I'm pride and shame.
36:03Did I mention pride and shame?
36:05But in all seriousness...
36:07Look at them over there.
36:09Love Island is all about finding love, so I can't think of a more appropriate way to
36:13wrap things up than by islanders shoving food in their mouths and throwing it up.
36:21It's okay to cry.
36:22It's a gag reflex.
36:24Holy shit.
36:25Love marshmallows.
36:26So, lovey-dovey is a game where you can see how many marshmallows you can fit in your
36:30mouth.
36:31Shelby bunny, but love island version.
36:33Ooh.
36:34Lovey-dovey.
36:35I get it.
36:36We're going to go around.
36:37We're going to see who can fit the most in their mouth.
36:39But let's get into it.
36:40Okay, I'll start it off.
36:41Cindy's going to start.
36:45Okay.
36:46Lovey-dovey.
36:48One.
36:49I can't.
36:50I can't say it.
36:51Come on.
36:58Hey, you got two.
36:59You got two.
37:02You got two.
37:03There you go.
37:04You got three.
37:05Okay.
37:10You got four.
37:11Don't spit them out.
37:13You got five.
37:15Five.
37:16Good job.
37:18Oh, wow.
37:22Come on, you had six.
37:24Say it.
37:31Okay.
37:32Whoa.
37:32I was choking on it.
37:35Oh, shit.
37:35You got two.
37:36Right, Debra.
37:41What's it going to say to me?
37:42She got a method to it.
37:43Yeah.
37:44Lovey-dovey.
37:47Lovey-dovey.
37:48Lovey-dovey.
37:50Lovey-dovey.
37:51Lovey-dovey.
37:51It's hard, bro.
37:53Come on, Debra.
37:54Lovey-dovey.
37:56Five.
37:58Lovey-dovey.
37:59Yeah.
38:02Lovey-dovey.
38:11Oh my gosh, Steph, look at them cheeks.
38:16Is that eight?
38:17I can't watch.
38:18Wow.
38:19Wow.
38:20Good job.
38:21Eight.
38:23Wow.
38:24Let's see his A, his A way.
38:26Yeah, come on.
38:27Jesse's best for last.
38:28Jesse's best for last, I guess, okay.
38:31Let's see the technique.
38:33Lovey-dovey.
38:34Good job.
38:36Lovey-dovey.
38:39Oh, that's a good technique.
38:43Oh, that's a good technique.
38:43Lovey-dovey.
38:44Lovey-dovey.
38:46Damn, you can look so far perfectly.
38:48Oh.
38:49Like a hamster.
38:51Lovey-dovey.
38:53Lovey-dovey.
38:55Lovey-dovey.
39:00Lovey-dovey.
39:01Yeah.
39:02Lovey-dovey.
39:03Lovey-dovey.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:05Stop.
39:08It's 10, bro.
39:09It's 11.
39:11Ew.
39:12You can see the whole lives.
39:14With that milk, dude.
39:17Look at him.
39:18Look at him.
39:19Look at him.
39:19Look at him.
39:20He looks like a chestnut.
39:24Come on, enjoy chestnut.
39:28Wow, he's going to the upper lid, too.
39:3115.
39:32Oh, yeah.
39:40Ew.
39:41Let me see.
39:42How many were there?
39:4511, 12, 13, 14, 15.
39:4715.
39:47Fucking worse.
39:49Come on, get 16, baby.
39:50All right.
39:51And now the final round of Lovey Dovey, the last moment of Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
39:57Let's see if Mr. Quiet has the biggest mouth.
40:00Take it away, Jesse.
40:01Let's get a start.
40:02Let's get a start.
40:03Yeah.
40:04Lovey Dovey.
40:05Okay.
40:06Lovey Dovey.
40:07It doesn't even look like you have him in.
40:09Lovey Dovey.
40:10Okay.
40:11Three.
40:11Fucking fantastic.
40:13Lovey Dovey.
40:14Four.
40:17Lovey Dovey.
40:18Those are stretchy.
40:20He looks like he has a swollen face.
40:23Ew.
40:23Lovey Dovey.
40:24Lovey Dovey.
40:25Halfway.
40:26Lovey Dovey.
40:27Lovey Dovey.
40:28Lovey Dovey.
40:28Lovey Dovey.
40:32Lovey Dovey.
40:35Lovey Dovey.
40:38Lovey Dovey.
40:39Lovey Dovey.
40:40Lovey Dovey.
40:50Lovey Dovey.
40:51Lovey Dovey.
40:53Lovey Dovey.
40:55Lovey Dovey.
40:55Lovey Dovey.
40:56Lovey Dovey.
40:56Lovey Dovey.
40:58Lovey Dovey.
41:0214, 15, 15.
41:05God, he's tired.
41:05We're the winner.
41:10Come on, say it.
41:30Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
41:33I'm washing my hands, I'm washing my hands.
41:36And the winner is Jesse.
41:38Can you believe he gets a hundred grand for that?
41:42What?
41:43That's tomorrow's show.
41:44Oh, right.
41:46Apparently that's tomorrow's show.
41:47Sorry.
41:49Lovey Tubby.
41:50Lovey Tubby, baby.
41:53And that's it.
41:54Love Island USA Unseen Bits is headed back into hibernation.
41:58Summer is coming to a close,
42:00and so it's time to put the bathing suit and scuba gear you never use
42:04deep into your closet behind your half-hearted vinyl collection
42:07and the robot vacuum that scares your dog.
42:10Until next year, the villa will be here waiting for you.
42:13And by here, I mean whatever place that isn't an island
42:17we randomly call an island.
42:20I'm Ian Sterling.
42:22So long, America.
42:39We'll see you soon, theres a Alors.
42:45have some support,
42:46our Interaction makers,
42:46we'll see you
42:46soon. Bye. We'll
42:47see you
42:47soon. Bye.
42:58You
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