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00:10Welcome to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
00:13What's that I hear you crying?
00:15You want all the hottest moments from the island
00:17re-packaged into a fun-sized portion?
00:22Get ready for a journey into the unexplored side of the island.
00:26Look how stupid they look.
00:28It's a place where you can learn new languages.
00:35Observe the locals and their customs.
00:37We're shaking our dicks tonight, bro.
00:38Let's do it, bro.
00:39And witness eating rituals passed down from generation to generation.
00:44Is that a swallow?
00:45We prefer a swallow.
00:46Yes.
00:49This is a place where terrifying battles can break out at any moment.
00:53Let's put the weapon down.
00:56Still keen?
00:57Good.
00:58Be happy.
00:58It's fun.
00:59Then strap yourself in and get ready for another round of...
01:02That was sexy, bro.
01:04Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
01:26Love Island USA hires teams of producers to think up fun stuff for the islanders to do.
01:32Make it an obstacle course.
01:34But sometimes the Islanders produce their own games, and those are the games that end
01:39up on unseen bits.
01:40One editor's trash is another editor's treasure.
01:44What is Deb doing with you?
01:47What is Deb doing?
01:49I have no idea.
01:51I am the camp counselor, Camp Deb, of Camp Love Island, I'm the COO, the Chief Officer
01:58of Optimism, and I am here, and I am in charge of the fun.
02:03Forcing people to have fun, I'm guessing Deb's a tourist.
02:08She is figures.
02:11Come here, we're playing a game, we're doing an obstacle course, be happy, it's fun.
02:19There's my whistle.
02:20We're playing the floor is casa.
02:22The floor is casa, nobody wants to go back to casa more, so if you fall you have to start
02:27over or else you have to go back to casa more.
02:29Okay, we're gonna do two teams.
02:32You start in the chair, you run across the moat, you do five curls, you have to jump over
02:37the orange pillow, you have to get the tube from one end to the other, run over the bridge,
02:43and once you touch the orange couch, then the next person can go.
02:46If you touch the floor, you have to start over your bridge.
02:50Me and I say our team captains.
02:52Okay, ready, set, go!
02:57Let's go!
02:58Yeah!
02:58Let's go!
02:59Yeah!
02:59Five, four, three, two, one, here, here!
03:01Yeah, Deb!
03:02Let's go!
03:03Oh, shit!
03:07Go!
03:07Fuck that!
03:08Go!
03:08Growing up, my parents wrapped all their precious furniture in cling film, so this is very triggering
03:12for me.
03:13Yes, sir!
03:13What I would have given for them to wrap me in cling film.
03:16How are we gonna do this?
03:18Ah!
03:18That seems too hard.
03:19Yes, sir!
03:21Yes, sir!
03:21It does not look hard at all!
03:26Yes, sir!
03:27Yes, sir!
03:27Yes, sir!
03:29I've seen feral cats in a touring glam rock band be more respectful to furniture,
03:35but mostly I'm jealous of their joint dexterity.
03:38I twist an angle if I try to walk and smile at the same time.
03:42What?
03:43Dammit!
03:43Slow, slow and steady.
03:44Slow and steady in the front.
03:46Take your time.
03:47What?
03:48Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
03:50Go, Jesse, go!
03:53Go, Jesse, go!
03:56Go, Jesse!
03:58Go, Jesse!
03:58Five, five.
03:59Come on, Jesse!
04:01Come on, Jesse!
04:03That was never a regulation couch touch.
04:06Like I say to rule breakers at every orgy, it won't be fun if you don't follow the rules.
04:20My team lost, unfortunately.
04:23My team was just, we got the sportsmanship award.
04:28But you know what they say, second place is just the first loser.
04:31So, we still got first.
04:35Just in losing.
04:36Thanks for playing The Flores Casa!
04:39See you next week!
04:41Deb, if I was an entrepreneur, the first thing I'd do is hire you to run a chain of summer
04:45camps that operate out of failing furniture stores.
04:48Low in overheads, high in fun.
04:50I want to take a shower.
04:53The Unseen Bits historians recently discovered footage of Jesse's study of the written word.
04:59Lesson 287.
05:00Words don't always sound like they're spelled.
05:03I don't feel like that says Phoebe, bro.
05:06It always looks bogey, bro.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Phoebe, how does the O make an E?
05:10I don't get that either.
05:11Is it silent?
05:12It's gotta be.
05:14Yours is O-E Joel, and it's Joel.
05:16I don't know how that says Phoebe.
05:20Jesse, everyone knows it's because Phoebe is the Latinized form of the Greek name Phoebe, derived from the Greek Phoibos,
05:28meaning bright, shiny one.
05:31Everyone knows that.
05:32My ex-girlfriend's name was Phoebe.
05:33Really?
05:34Is it spelled like that?
05:34Yeah, it's spelled like that.
05:35Really?
05:36Wow.
05:36It's the first Phoebe I've ever met.
05:39Or it should be just F-E-B-E.
05:41Yeah, that'd be more Phoebe.
05:43Just wait until Jesse finds out how Colonel is spelled.
05:47He's gonna flip a table.
05:48Or it could be F-E-B-E-E.
05:53What we just heard from Chad wasn't gibberish.
05:56He was just saying Phoebe in a language called Chadzean.
06:00Yup, between the gym and making out sessions, Chad and Isaiah have also invented highly complex new language.
06:08Luckily, our camera crew were sober enough to capture its genesis.
06:13Are there there are there.
06:16Hear, bear.
06:17Hear, hear, hear, hear, hear.
06:17That's all right.
06:18Farre, bear.
06:20Field of air, fair.
06:22Injord- there, fair-bear.
06:26Fair diear, bear, bear, bear.
06:28Fair, bear bear, bear, bear bear.
06:29Dear, bear bear.
06:29Hear, bear, hear, arre.
06:31Fair, bear bear.
06:32Dear bear.
06:32Fair very are expensive to sell.
06:34Ha ha!
06:36agreements need a nice look at Homebird's,
06:39And this is who made the cut
06:41I went into the jungle
06:43And I found a capy barier
06:46Capy barier
06:47A capy barier
06:48Barier
06:50Capy barier
06:52Capy barier
06:53Shut the fuck up
06:55New guy Joel's conflicted
06:57If he joins in, he gains two new friends
07:00But he also loses his dignity
07:02Capy barier
07:04Smart move Joel
07:05Pretend you've finished dressing
07:07And just walk away slowly
07:09Carrier, carrier
07:10A reminder Isaiah and Chad
07:12Are considered two of the most desirable
07:14Boys in the villa
07:17The remaining OG guys
07:19A.k.a. the barbecue boys
07:21Have been known to the audience
07:22Producers and authorities for a while now
07:25So far, the scrappy street crew's
07:27Main activity has been shouting
07:29Barbecue boys at passersby
07:31But when a highly addictive
07:33New liquid drug hit the streets
07:35Everything changed
07:37Let's see what a shot is now
07:38Come here
07:45I just think the barbecue boys
07:47It started off with a common denominator
07:49For the love of the BBQ
07:50But then it became this whole metaphor
07:52To how we rockin' as the last OGs
07:54I love barbecue sauce
07:57The thing that's always held us together
07:58Is the barbecue
07:59BB
08:01Q
08:01Uh-huh
08:02BB
08:04Q
08:06I wish we could all wear hats
08:07And put like
08:09BBQ on it
08:10Barbecue
08:12We could use a sharpie
08:13And write on those hats, bro
08:14And thus we have the origin story
08:17Of the barbecue boys' crime syndicates
08:20Huh
08:21Yeah, it was good
08:22Barbecue swerve here
08:24Master chef
08:25Master chef
08:264, 3, 2, 1
08:28Number 2
08:29Zayway
08:30Isaiah
08:32Top chef
08:33You heard
08:34You heard?
08:34You heard?
08:35You heard?
08:35You know, number 3
08:36Last but not least
08:38You know, barbecue Jess
08:39Better known as sous chef
08:41Uh-huh
08:42You know, we get shit poppin'
08:43Like bacon grease in the kitchen, baby
08:44Where it's hot
08:45Yeah
08:45Barbecue boys, you heard?
08:47By writing on a hat
08:48The barbecue boys have shown evidence of intent
08:51Making them eligible for a raft of federal Rico crimes
08:56Sing, sing or bust, baby
08:58So we're doing one squirt
08:59How many squirts?
09:00One shot
09:01I'll put a shot
09:01One shot
09:03Yeah
09:03And they don't know
09:03And you can't close your mouth
09:05Till the shot's done
09:06Yeah
09:06Um, we had our, you know
09:08Barbecue sauce in our shot bottle
09:10You know what I'm saying?
09:11And if they did complete the shot successfully
09:13We were gonna offer them three services
09:16Classic mafia move, Timmy
09:18Stay loyal to our condiments
09:19And we offer you protection
09:22Is it, is the second bee right in the middle?
09:24The bee
09:26That's the second middle
09:28Zita and Deb are on to barbecue boys
09:31They know condiment danger well before it squirts them in the face
09:36Don't trust these, man
09:37Take it from me
09:38Are recovering spicy Dijon addict
09:41And what are they doing?
09:43I have no idea
09:43They've got, they're writing on hats
09:45We were, I think they're trying to spray us with barbecue sauce
09:47So that's why I got the moose
09:48Hey
09:50You know, we just gotta spice shit up, bro
09:52We've been in the kitchen way too long
09:58Is that the barbecue boys?
10:00Is that the barbecue boys?
10:01Oh shit
10:01The barbecue boys
10:02They're out
10:03What are you guys doing?
10:05We're bored
10:06We are the barbecue boys?
10:08Yeah
10:08You know, we've been in the kitchen for some time now
10:10We just wanted to give out some spice
10:14Well
10:15It's hard to always talk about your feelings
10:17Falling in love is very exhausting
10:19So
10:22So sometimes you have to go on missions
10:24Yeah, you have to become a double agent
10:26Federal agents Zeta and Dem are on a stakeout
10:29Their mission?
10:30To return justice to the villa
10:32Sadly, they can't save everyone
10:35Sean C is the first victim
10:37We have everything here for you
10:39Lean that hair back
10:40Yeah, you cannot close your mouth
10:41Until the full shot
10:42It arrives
10:43Look at their porn shit
10:46Are they initiating?
10:48The barbecue boys squirt terror
10:50Directly into the hearts of the innocent
10:52Or onto chicken fingers
10:54They have no conscience
10:56They don't care where the sauce goes
10:58Or whose white t-shirt they stain
11:00Look how stupid they look
11:07It is stupid, Deb
11:08And barbecue sauce is a gateway drug
11:10It never ends well
11:11I've got a friend doing a 10 to 15 stretch
11:14For being an international mustard smuggler
11:16Appreciate you partaking
11:17Welcome
11:17Welcome to the club
11:18I wish Jessie had a yellow hat
11:20So they could be ketchup, mayonnaise and mustard
11:23Are they ready to swallow?
11:25We prefer a swallow, yes
11:28Yeah, yeah
11:29Spitters are quitters
11:30Oh, is she gonna do it?
11:32Is she gonna open it well?
11:33She's not gonna do it
11:34Ready?
11:38That's it
11:39That's just like a kinky thing
11:41Three, two, one, go
11:44All right, Chaz, Chaz
11:46We would like to service you, bro
11:47Fuck no
11:48Please
11:49Chaz, what's all got going on, bro?
11:51I closed my eyes for 10 seconds
11:58Are we sure we wouldn't be with you, Chaz?
12:00You can't get out now, Zeta
12:02You're in too deep
12:03Remember, kids
12:04If the barbecue boys offer you the time of your life
12:08It could also be the end of your life
12:10Just say no
12:12One squirt is all it takes
12:14And one short break is all it takes
12:16Well, we're back with some more Unseen Bits
12:34Welcome back to Love Island USA, Unseen Bits
12:38At the recoupling, Jeff was so lovestruck, he forgot how to talk
12:51It turns out he's actually Spanish
12:58But how?
13:00Well, in this exclusive clip, Nadja introduces Jeff to the Spanish tongue
13:05Again
13:06And by the looks of things, he's a natural
13:09Are you ready for your Spanish lesson of the day?
13:12Let's do the basics, bro
13:13Okay
13:13¿Cómo estás hoy?
13:16¿Cómo estás hoy?
13:17Hoy
13:19¿Cómo estás hoy?
13:20So, how would you answer that?
13:22Are you going to say that you're good today?
13:24I am doing good
13:25I am good
13:26How about you?
13:29Well, Jeff knows English
13:30That's how you get through the second round of casting
13:33The difficult first round is making sure you know how deodorant works
13:37Yo estoy bien
13:39Yo estoy
13:40Yo estoy
13:41Yo estoy
13:41Yo estoy
13:42Y tú
13:43Y tú
13:44And you
13:45Yep
13:45Y tú
13:47Yo
13:47Yo
13:47Okay, hold on, hold on
13:49Hey, I'm getting it
13:50Yo estoy
13:51Bien
13:52Y tú
13:52Yeah
13:53Okay
13:53Your pronunciation is actually pretty good
13:55I know, thank you
13:56If I'm gonna be with her, like, I do wanna learn Spanish and shit, though
13:59Just cause, like, she might be talking shit one day in Spanish and shit
14:03¿Qué pasa este
14:05Este
14:06Este
14:20I took Spanish before and I failed class that class so it was Spanish one so that was terrible
14:27so yeah. Hola. ¿Cómo estás? Bien. ¿Y tú? Voy. No. Estoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ¿Qué vas a hacer hoy?
14:51This is stressful. If this is stressful for you, Jeff, may I recommend never getting interrogated
14:56in the Tijuana police station for a crime you did not commit. Sorry, señor police. I don't know who
15:03put all those counterfeit watches in my piñata. Why was I carrying a piñata internally? That is a
15:09personal question. Voy. A ir. A ir. A. A. La tienda. La tienda. Voy. A ir. A. La tienda. Yes.
15:19Hey. You know, I was skeptical, but I think Jeff is ready for that auctioneer gig we lined
15:36up for him in Alicante. Mama. Papa. Oh, that was good. That was good. That's the lesson
15:44for the day. Okay. Cure the cheesy music because it's time for me jump loud. A million dollars
15:58to spend in a day? Ooh. I really don't know. Hmm. A Rolls Royce. Phantom. I always wanted
16:06a phantom. I would buy a TV show. Buy my mom her dream car. Probably a nice little Benz.
16:13I feel like I would want to buy a house for myself. My pops are like, he want a Range
16:19Rover,
16:19buy him a Range. That just sounds so superficial, doesn't it? I want a monkey really bad. I just
16:25feel like, I would just get high. I'm sorry, can I say this? I would get high and just stare
16:30at my monkey and just see what he does. And buy my brother a car as two and shit. They
16:38have
16:38to be knowing something. They just, they make eye contact and they just like, ah, so much.
16:43Ah, I want a monkey. That's a meal right there. Shit. I'm going to name it a Swervo. Big Swervo.
16:57And now we present part two of the BBQ Boys trilogy. Look, we've got a load of footage. We're
17:19on my mom. Not your mom, my mom. On my mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. We just out here
17:25moving as a movement. Move with the movement or get moved, man. You heard? Shit like that.
17:30You know, today. We're going to go steal their tools so they can't do it anymore. We need
17:36disguises. What's our co-names? We've got a secret agent here. Yeah. Double agent Chubb and
17:42Double agent Moe to you. The Griddle Girls. The Griddle Girls. We're the Griddle Girls.
17:50Wait, where did Zeta and Deb go? Who are those inconspicuous people in the ugly hats?
17:55It's us. It's us. It's us. It's really us. It's Deb and Zeta. It's really us. It's really us.
18:05They're never going to know. They'll never know. That's the fun bit about it. They'll never know.
18:10They'll never know. Step aside, Joan of Arc. The bravest woman ever has Zeta and Deb.
18:17Joanie, dear. You win some, you lose some. Our mission is to capture the secret sauce,
18:24the barbecue sauce from the barbecue boys.
18:32I got you back. Okay. Claire. It's good, right? Yeah. Would you like any mouthwash and a rag?
18:50We got Crimestoppers over here. Wait, timeout.
18:55Let me go see what's going on over here. I don't like what's brewing over here. I'm being honest.
19:00What the fuck are y'all doing? Master chef.
19:03Damn bandits. They're coming out. They're dressed in trench coats and hats. You know, they just came out of nowhere.
19:08We don't know who they are, where they come from, anything like that, man. But they're plotting.
19:12And they've been plotting since day one.
19:14Uh, you guys looking for something? I mean, who are they even, right?
19:21Sherlock Holmes. You know what? They can't really be up to much. So let's just keep our eye on them.
19:26Yeah, we'll keep our eye on those two. We got, we got some other things going on.
19:29Let's get it. Okay. Ready, set, go.
19:40Jeff, where are you?
19:47Saucer for down. I repeat, we have a saucer for down.
19:51Save it, Craig.
20:14Stay tuned while we dip out because the thrilling conclusion of the barbecue boys is very well done.
20:21That's, he sprayed me.
20:23I know, what the fuck?
20:25What is that shit?
20:36Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
20:39Just like community theatre, we do what we can with the seemingly useless.
20:44It's time for another Feature Blitz.
20:47Today's topic is celebrity crushes.
20:50A guilty celebrity crush is Chase Stokes.
20:55Interesting.
20:57Also, Tyler Cameron.
20:59I haven't had my phone in so long, so I feel like none are even coming to mind.
21:03Obviously, Michael B. Jordan. So hot.
21:06Young J.Lo is super dope, but I mean, older J.Lo is just gorgeous.
21:12Harry Jalzi, even though he's not a celebrity. I just think he's really hot.
21:16Pete Davidson. Hello, duh.
21:19Oh, Nate from Euphoria. He's really hot.
21:23Oh, there's so many hot men.
21:25Gotta be Chantelle Jeffries, man. CJ the DJ.
21:29You know, she's just gorgeous, man. Honestly, I love everything about that girl.
21:32But I don't tell Deb that.
21:34The Rock?
21:36Am I supposed to just pick one?
21:40You want to look good? You got to feel good.
21:43You want to feel good?
21:44You better get some sleep or you'll look like the first Raccoon Islander.
21:48That sounds kind of cool, actually.
21:50Point is, you'll look tired.
21:52Deb is delightful in the morning.
21:55Good morning, Debbie K.
21:57Oh, thank you.
21:59Somehow, Sydney is the Debbie Downer.
22:04My allergies are fucked up.
22:08I did not sleep good.
22:11Dude, honestly, I bet it was more peaceful out here than in there.
22:15Chad and Courtney giggling till the sunrise.
22:17And Zita was snoring hella loud.
22:20Zita.
22:21Zita was like, ha-choo, ha-choo.
22:25I literally wanted to throw something at you, bro.
22:27That was louder than Chad.
22:29What?
22:32May?
22:33I need to do my nails.
22:36I look like shit.
22:38Dude, fuck sleeping like a hoe.
22:39I'm cold as fuck.
22:42I feel like shit.
22:44Oh my God, there's ants in my bed.
22:46There's ants?
22:48You...
22:49I could not fall asleep off late.
22:52Spray tan looking fucked up.
22:55I wouldn't be Love Island without it.
22:59Get me off of this island.
23:04Previously on Barbecue Boys, the Griddle Girls have taken a hat hostage.
23:10The following is rated R for ranch dressing.
23:14We have a barbecue boy hat.
23:16Oh, shit.
23:17And we are not afraid.
23:18That's my hat.
23:19Okay, okay.
23:20Terrific.
23:20Hey, hey, hey, hey.
23:21Why do you need our hat?
23:23We need something else.
23:25What's he having?
23:25Are you willing...
23:26Too much salt, too.
23:28...to give up the sauce...
23:30...for...
23:31...the hat.
23:32For the hands.
23:33Come on.
23:33Come on.
23:34Come on.
23:34Come on.
23:34Come on.
23:35Come on.
23:35Come on.
23:36Come on.
23:37Come on.
23:38Come on.
23:39Come on.
23:39Come on.
23:40Come on.
23:41Come on.
23:42Come on.
23:42Come on.
23:45Come on.
23:45This bitch got some shit.
23:46The fuck?
23:47Fuck.
23:47Fuck your shit, bro.
23:48Fuck.
23:49The most disappointed they've ever been this whole time they've been here is losing his hat.
23:53Who the hell are you?
23:54You guys didn't even tell me I got shot, bro.
23:56Yeah.
23:56You got shot in the back, bro.
23:58Hold on.
23:58Hold on.
23:58What the hell?
24:00And just like that, Barbecue Boys face the strong arm of the law.
24:03You don't want to do this.
24:04Where's the hat?
24:06We don't know.
24:06Where's the hat?
24:07I don't know.
24:07We told you we'd have to kill you.
24:10All right.
24:10All right.
24:11Honestly.
24:12Yes.
24:12Yes.
24:13We surrender.
24:14Let this be a message to all you kids out there.
24:17Eventually, the Griddle Girls will get you.
24:20Honestly.
24:20Yes.
24:21You got it.
24:23You got it.
24:23You got it.
24:24Surrender.
24:24Who the hell are you?
24:26It's good to see Timmy's solidarity to the Barbecue Boys struggle.
24:32Now you won't rot in this Love Island jail forever.
24:37I will die for the sauce.
24:39I will die for the sauce.
24:42I will die for the sauce.
24:43I will die for the sauce.
24:45It's my sauce.
24:46Surrender.
24:50The Griddle Girls.
24:51Wow.
24:52They really worked hard on them.
24:53They worked really hard.
24:54What does it say?
24:55You couldn't tell.
24:56Yours says, The Wizard.
24:59Barbecue Boy Zay.
25:01Barbecue Jess.
25:04The Ward, but he spelled Ward wrong.
25:07Top Chef.
25:08Sioux Chef.
25:09He also spelled Sioux wrong.
25:11And that concludes the epic Barbecue Boys saga.
25:14Apparently, Martin Scorsese has the rights and is making the feature film starring Robert
25:19De Niro as Deb.
25:21Our work here is done.
25:23Time for an advertorial interlude and we'll be back with more Unseen Bits.
25:27Baby!
25:28Oh, jeez!
25:42Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
25:45Earlier this week, the Islanders dressed up in different fetish attire.
25:48Why is there always a sexy nurse, but never a sexy proctologist?
25:52The Hearts on Fire Challenge was a box office smash, so we're releasing the prequel.
25:56Before the jiggling.
25:58It's the gritty tale of the Islanders' humble origins.
26:02Lap dancing takes hard work and preparation.
26:05Not just watermelon scented body spray and a DJ with a raspy voice.
26:10Don't worry, I got you.
26:12You're shaking our dicks tonight, bro.
26:15And he dead.
26:16Yes, there's Timmy.
26:18The young man brave enough to dream everyone can shake their dicks.
26:22But lumberjack Timmy also knows the importance of shaking his axe.
26:27Just get the hips right.
26:29Come on, man.
26:30Yeah.
26:31We definitely got to get it.
26:32I say we just go out and have fun with it, bro.
26:34That's it, bro.
26:35Then there's Cowgirl Deb.
26:36The naive out-of-towner who didn't believe she had what it takes, but her friends pep-talked
26:42her to the top.
26:43Side note, just putting it out there, that calling a pretty woman cowgirl doesn't sit
26:48right with me.
26:49Here's the thing.
26:50Anybody's going to be a better mother-fuckin' dancer than me.
26:53If a guy sees your ass move in a certain direction and you move it on him, he's going
26:58to be like...
26:59Okay, so the thing is, I have no boobs or no ass, but...
27:02You can dance.
27:04It doesn't matter.
27:05Exactly.
27:05Give me some lessons in here right now.
27:07What should I do?
27:07It's not about big boobs or big bumps.
27:10It's about the movement or the direction.
27:14It's about the motion of the ocean.
27:19Then there was Farming Jeff.
27:21The seasoned pro who revealed the secret to super hot jiggling.
27:25Basically, pretending you're trying to shake a jelly bean loose from your jock strap.
27:33Let me stretch.
27:35I gotta stretch, bro.
27:36Yeah, yeah.
27:36We're good.
27:37We're good.
27:37We're good.
27:38We're good.
27:39We're good.
27:39We're good.
27:39We're good.
27:50Before, the jiggling also sees angel Phoebe lost in the wilderness, searching for the
27:55true spirit of erotic lap dance.
27:58Turns out it wasn't staying hydrated and taking your vitamins.
28:02So for those tripteases though, are you guys going full out?
28:05Because I feel like I'm gonna go full out.
28:07Yes, why not?
28:07Yeah.
28:08Bitch.
28:08I just feel like the big boobed girls are gonna get Timmy's heart rate up.
28:14Me?
28:14Yeah.
28:15I can't dance.
28:16It don't matter.
28:17I'm literally gonna shake my tits and hope something happens.
28:20Yeah.
28:23Yeah.
28:24I'm gonna try and die.
28:26I won.
28:36So today we had a football game on the schedule for the boys.
28:38I was looking forward to it.
28:55I was always picked first when we played football at school.
28:59Could've gone pro, but my guidance counsellor pushed me towards narrating reality television.
29:04Go!
29:09Oh my god!
29:14We had it, we had it.
29:16No, he did not.
29:17Okay, hold on just a second.
29:20I thought we were playing football.
29:21He's using his hands.
29:23What is this music?
29:25This isn't football music.
29:27See it, see it.
29:28I know, right Jeff?
29:29You need to use your feet guys.
29:30You can't all be goalies.
29:32Oh my god.
29:34Oh!
29:35Oh!
29:35No he...
29:35Oh!
29:38Oh!
29:40Oh!
29:42I just told you what he finna do.
29:44Y'all don't listen.
29:46Just come right underneath the line.
29:47Yeah.
29:49Hey Joe, he's running.
29:50He's running deep.
29:51Double move.
29:52Two, two, one, two, two, two.
29:54Trickery, trickery, trickery, trickery, trickery.
29:57Well this is the oddest game of football I've ever seen.
29:59And I used to host the annual puppy football tournament.
30:01It's for charity.
30:03But they literally lick footballs.
30:04And it's more like football than this.
30:06Yeah!
30:08Reverse!
30:09Reverse!
30:10Reverse!
30:10Reverse!
30:11Reverse!
30:12Watch it!
30:13Watch it!
30:14Watch it!
30:15Watch it!
30:15Zone!
30:16Zone!
30:16Set!
30:17Get back in zone!
30:20Hit!
30:22Flip!
30:23I told you!
30:24Double pass!
30:26Yes sir!
30:27Yes sir!
30:28Yes sir!
30:29I told him!
30:30I'm the best D coordinator in the nation.
30:32I told y'all that.
30:37And y'all, when y'all listen, it's gonna work.
30:39I told y'all.
30:43Yup.
30:44Time to D lineman.
30:46Make sure they know.
30:46Yup.
30:47Make sure they know.
30:48Make sure they know.
30:50Set!
30:51Hut!
30:53I told you!
30:55I told you!
30:56Don't move!
30:57Oh yeah!
31:00They don't listen man.
31:02They just don't fucking listen.
31:05I told you!
31:07Hang around with y'all.
31:12Y'all just don't listen to me.
31:27Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
31:30This week the Islanders played a game of Dine and Dash.
31:32As you can see, this game gives Italians one more reason not to trust anyone else with
31:37the pasta.
31:39Joel and Phoebe won the battle, but the mac and cheese won the war.
31:43Against Jeff.
31:49Mac and cheese is considered a comfort food.
31:51Unless you do this with it.
31:53You gave me one noodle!
31:56Mac and cheese to me is just like slimy and gooey bro.
31:59I can't, I don't fuck with that shit.
32:03Jeff, you have to give me more than one noodle.
32:06It's not bad!
32:09Jeff!
32:13Somehow those sexy slow-mo effects can manage to make vomiting look hot.
32:22I hate mac and cheese.
32:27Jeff, look, you have to give me more than two noodles at a time!
32:31Jeff either really hates mac and cheese, or is doing his best to wrestle with a gluten sensitivity.
32:39Jeff.
32:41Jeff.
32:43Jeff.
32:43Jeff.
32:44Jeff.
32:45Jeff.
32:46Jeff.
32:46Jeff.
32:46Jeff.
32:47I really did like do myself during the challenge.
32:51Jeff.
32:52Jeff.
32:53Jeff.
32:53There was two times where I definitely like, tingled a little bit.
32:59Jeff.
33:02You got it, I believe in you, you got it, right here, right here.
33:12I feel so bad for him, like he really does not feel good.
33:16You got it.
33:19You got it.
33:21Do it.
33:22You can do it.
33:26You're okay.
33:27You're okay.
33:28You're okay.
33:28I can't do it.
33:29I can't do it, bro.
33:29I can't.
33:30Blood of horror, please.
33:31Blood of horror.
33:32Please.
33:33Let's just take it.
33:35Jeff nausea had three macaronis in the bowl.
33:40Jeff is breaking it down.
33:50Now that's how you show love to an islander or an alcoholic.
33:54You hug them after they vomit.
33:56I'm touched.
34:02Let's move on from spitting up food to something even more unsettling.
34:07Fashion from the 1980s.
34:08The islanders weren't even born in the 80s, but they're hoping to synthesize the experience
34:13by dressing up like old photos they've seen of their parents.
34:17I don't remember much of the 80s.
34:19What do I know about the 80s?
34:21Um.
34:22Yeah, disco.
34:23Yeah.
34:24Elvis.
34:24No, that's disco.
34:25That's not 80s.
34:26That's the 80s, right?
34:27I'm a fucking Y2K kid.
34:29I don't know what the fuck happened in the 80s.
34:32Jazzercise.
34:35I love the 80s.
34:37Isn't it like this?
34:38Like, uh, uh.
34:39I know it had amazing music.
34:42I know they partied like there was no tomorrow.
34:44When we do this shit.
34:47You feel me?
34:48That's it.
34:52These ugly dresses.
35:02Ready for 80s night.
35:05Yeah, baby.
35:05I'm a rock star.
35:11Cause baby.
35:13I'm a rock star.
35:16What do I know about the 80s?
35:18um
35:21that's it
35:28I've got some more inspo
35:30for Deb's fledgling comedy career
35:32nothing helps a performers conference
35:34like watching someone else falling
35:36case in point
35:37this never seen before rap battle
35:39between the boys
35:40that rap spelled with a silent C
35:43you coming correct
35:45shit, treat your girl right
35:47don't do the neglect
35:49you see that
35:50not good rap at all
35:52but they're all laughing and having fun
35:53so if it's your dream to be a famous performer
35:56but you've been too scared to pursue it
35:58let the following motivate you
36:00to give it a go
36:01I guess I'm not in the masses
36:03shit, I don't got no glasses
36:04I ain't fucking with no hoes
36:06no smash or passes
36:07I move fast, you move slow, my lashes
36:11shit, I got hair on my chest
36:13hair on my face, mustaches
36:16season four
36:17we all want it
36:18love island
36:19I was fine with the birds
36:20call that shit dove island
36:21you call it dove island
36:22too many girls talking to zetas
36:24I'm wilding
36:26they're absolutely desecrating an art form
36:28why are you so scared to take your acoustic guitar
36:31to an open mic night then
36:32yes, I'm talking to you at home
36:34with a dream
36:35and a peacock subscription
36:36shit, the way I stack their money
36:38this shit doesn't stay green
36:40okay, swerve fitness
36:41we don't stop till we hear that
36:42pop in the spleen
36:44shit, you know I stay cut
36:45not big
36:46you know I'm lean
36:46lean
36:47this reaffirms
36:48all my favorite rappers are dead
36:50talking about all the feels
36:52got flowers around me
36:54daffodils
36:55daffodils
36:55shit, I'm hungry
36:56I need all the meals
36:57cameraman can't keep up
36:59we got so much to do
37:00all the reels
37:02why are these girls so tall
37:04shit, all the heels
37:05give me your hat
37:06yeah
37:06all the steals
37:09no
37:10shit
37:13I'm done
37:14I'm actually done
37:16well I hope that attempt at a rap battle
37:18motivated you to give your dreams a go
37:20see you at the Grammys
37:21you future stars
37:23you
37:32welcome back to
37:33Love Island USA Unseen Bits
37:35this week the villa said goodbye to an islander unlike any other
37:39she was a woman of many words
37:41most of which were
37:43chicken nugget
37:44and
37:44okay
37:45to honor the grace
37:47the beauty
37:48and brilliance of a girl that uses
37:50that hat
37:51as punctuation
37:53we hired super producer KB
37:56to create this in her memory
37:58enjoy
38:01my name is Courtney
38:02I just love being naked
38:03I just love being naked
38:06I need a dick at the end of the day
38:07okay
38:08yes
38:09yes
38:09I literally can't believe it
38:12being naked
38:14yes I loved it
38:15okay
38:16being naked
38:17yes we hired the strippers
38:19oh my god
38:19that is hot
38:21move
38:21the chills
38:22my wildest fantasy
38:25to have sex in space
38:26on a fucking spaceship
38:28a fucking fucking spaceship
38:30space shit
38:31oh holy shit
38:32holy shit
38:32that is hot
38:34hot dick
38:36um
38:37um
38:39yeah
38:40okay
38:42really fucking hot
38:44really fucking hot
38:45really fucking hot
38:49really fucking hot
38:49really really fucking hot
38:51really fucking hot
38:53that's hot
38:53it's a baby chicken nugget
38:55I said it once and I'll say it again
38:57mama didn't raise no bitch
38:58that's hot
38:59hi Courtney
39:01maybe your mama didn't
39:02but mine definitely did
39:04she owned a dog kennels to be fair
39:15Joel has many talents
39:17for starters
39:18he can make an underwear model feel bashful with the shirt off
39:22also the guy can't swim
39:25he's done more laps than a dancer in a questionable nightclub
39:29wow
39:29he only gets like two strokes in
39:33that kind of sucks
39:36three
39:36bro that's insane
39:37that's crazy
39:38five six seven
39:39that's insane bro
39:41look at that
39:42that's nuts
39:43look at that
39:43what a merman
39:43pop off bro
39:45wow
39:45that is insane
39:46look at that
39:47he's still going
39:48that's insane man
39:50wait he hasn't breathed
39:51he hasn't even breathed
39:52I mean he came up
39:53he came up a little bit
39:53but barely
39:54oh yeah he is
39:55right there
39:56I thought you were supposed to breathe on both sides
39:59bro he's floating
40:00yeah
40:00look at that
40:01look at that
40:01bro
40:02like bro look crazy in there bro
40:04he's like a mermaid
40:06I could tell Jeff a male mermaid is a mere man
40:09but I do enjoy breathing
40:11so I might keep it to myself
40:16what a man
40:17they don't teach black people that
40:19nah
40:19just get in and survive
40:22back stroking now look
40:24oh he switched it up
40:26oh wow
40:27wow
40:30wow
40:30wow
40:31wow
40:32wow
40:33wow
40:33it's
40:33whoa
40:34can you come swim in my ocean
40:35oh shit
40:37can you swim in my ocean
40:38what the fuck
40:39Jesse
40:40what the fuck is going on
40:43that was sexy bro
40:44Deb doesn't quite have Joel's swimming skills
40:47but she has pioneered a new stationary swimming stroke
40:50called the sad pole
40:51I was on swim team for two weeks
40:54I competed in a swim meet
40:56and the coach asked who I was after
40:58so after that I quit
41:00don't worry Deb
41:01the producers ask who I am every day
41:03even I'm not sure
41:08Deb what the fuck
41:18I cannot cope with this bird
41:26come on Deb
41:28swim Deb
41:28Deb knows comedy
41:30and Comedy 101
41:32is making an ass of yourself
41:34Comedy 102
41:35filming somebody being funny
41:37and taking credit for it
41:39Zeta is advanced
41:41swim Deb
41:42swim Deb
41:44swim Deb
41:45well done
41:48don't drown Deb
41:50I love her
41:51I love her
41:52when it comes to swimming
41:53there's definitely an Olympic medal
41:55for me in the future
41:56I know there's not one for Joel
41:58because I will beat him
42:00thanks for the laughs Deb
42:01as soon as comedy clubs allow shallow pools
42:03you can take this act on the road
42:09fucking Deborah
42:11that concludes this week's Unseen Bits
42:14this week we learned new languages
42:16saw a three part cinematic masterpiece
42:18said goodbye to Little Miss Haralot
42:21and learned a bunch of things we didn't need to know about our favourite islanders
42:26until next time
42:27stay betty America
42:29tomorrow night
42:32her fake relationship with black is bound to collapse
42:36America's tweets
42:38this is about to get real
42:40wreak havoc
42:41I would be fucking confused
42:44why did you say that shit like what
42:54you
43:17you
43:17something
43:17stop
43:17while
43:19have a
43:19close
43:19and we
43:20we
43:20see
43:20you
43:21don't
43:21go
43:21let
43:21see
43:21how
43:21how
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