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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I'm gonna make you out.
00:01:08You have a cute scar.
00:01:11You have a cute scar.
00:01:15You have a cute scar.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28I'm not going to have to go in here.
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop, blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:30so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:15You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:37You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41Okay, I think we got it oh I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family. Yeah, of course
00:07:01Happy holidays mom from my family
00:07:08Oh
00:07:13Bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute
00:07:19wait she bailed
00:07:21then who is
00:07:24Who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:33Sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41Okay, well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping i should come
00:07:49Look if you want me to be the husband and this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52I think i should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55We'll make it more believable
00:08:00Fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:10Let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21What the actual
00:08:23Fuck
00:08:27Sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32Give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39She does kind of look like him
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49Here let me get this
00:08:51I'm gonna love you max
00:08:54Oh, so i was uh thinking
00:08:57That since we're married
00:09:00We should probably
00:09:02Kiss once or twice
00:09:04In front of them okay
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no sex yes
00:09:14Strictly business
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21What afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:24I just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:30Let's go
00:09:38Here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44Well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50Attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off 50% off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin
00:09:56pies 12 pumpkin pies
00:09:58I hear this right they're the best kind
00:10:00Hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04Hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great
00:10:09We have a holiday special today spend 500 get 10% off and you are just short 15 bucks if
00:10:15you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17Oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:10:20Can you get a move on i just got here relax yeah yeah
00:10:28Here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33Hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44Thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53Oh wait wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:10:55You can just set those on top
00:11:02Hi guys i'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09Of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17Don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
00:11:20Thank you merry christmas
00:11:28What do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:36We should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42Watch out
00:12:01You done feeling me up
00:12:04Shut up
00:12:05Oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:07Well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15And don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:33Sorta not that i'm judging i just
00:12:35Need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectable
00:12:45Can we pick another company
00:12:47No
00:12:48Harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too so it's perfect
00:12:58Oh
00:12:59And uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08Too much
00:13:29Let's go sam
00:13:30It's time to check out the new hq side
00:13:33Hold on you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours
00:13:38It's my daughter's
00:13:40Waters
00:13:42Give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:13:59Hey there they are hey that's Megan
00:14:03Oh
00:14:05Dad
00:14:05Glad you made it
00:14:06Oh i missed you
00:14:08So where's this mysterious husband we heard all about he's coming
00:14:14Please don't tell me maximus failed good good good
00:14:18So heard you got a new hubby sweetie when's he arriving oh it's probably just some story
00:14:25She cooked up to stop people talking poor thing not surprising i mean she's 30. Once a woman hits that
00:14:33age you become undateable
00:14:35Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:40This is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas
00:14:44Auntie pamela
00:14:45Debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern we're only worried about you
00:14:51All these years without a husband
00:14:54Zip it pamela
00:14:56You know you always spoiled her rotten and look what happened she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a
00:15:03kid all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05Mm-hmm and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:12He's a manager manager of what trash
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us eva
00:15:25Actually
00:15:27He's right here
00:15:30Oh wow
00:15:33Wow
00:15:35He is really good looking
00:15:37Ah must be ai
00:15:39Mm-hmm congratulations eva on your photoshop skills fake
00:15:43That's enough. She's our daughter and your niece show some respect
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew william and you turned him down
00:15:56Well guess what william works for the harrison group now makes 500 grand a year
00:16:02That's half a million
00:16:04Half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to new york
00:16:10And speak of the devil
00:16:14Willie you made it
00:16:27There you are oh look at you now living the dream
00:16:32Oh just think eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that
00:16:39criminal waste manager
00:16:41So married huh
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:16:48Wow
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot huh
00:16:52Makes sense though you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:58Yeah a bullet dodged Willie
00:17:02Meanwhile you're climbing the harrison group ladder
00:17:05That's right
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit of my christmas bonus
00:17:11Women love a man in red
00:17:13Sexy like santa claus
00:17:15When i sit on my lap
00:17:18Don't touch me
00:17:19Oh so entitled williams a successful man of taste not waste
00:17:25And yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean look at that car
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:35Think of the life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:17:51My mom would never marry she already has us and he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59Is that so well then where is he because i don't see him does anyone see him
00:18:08No just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:22Hey mommy
00:18:23Hey are you okay
00:18:25I see your hands oh my god
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up okay
00:18:29Come on now let's go
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39Let me go
00:18:40Now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a good time
00:18:45Let me go
00:19:00Touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08Max you came
00:19:09Don't worry sweetie
00:19:13Where's piper
00:19:15William hitter
00:19:17Mom deadhead take her inside
00:19:19Well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:21Well well well if it isn't a waste marriage or i've been hearing so much about
00:19:27That's right
00:19:29Now i'm about to take out the trash
00:19:32Oh
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith it's an honor to meet you i'm max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you from new york polite handsome just like she said
00:19:44Wow
00:19:45He was an ai
00:19:47See he's real
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to be
00:19:52You son of a bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57That pristine automobile
00:20:00That car oh my god that's worth more than a house
00:20:04That car it was all over the news when the ceo of the harrison group bought it
00:20:11Wait are you
00:20:16Like i said i'm just eva's husband
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:24You really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:29Jesus how did he get away with it that's what i want to know
00:20:34enough please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal
00:20:43Max be honest with me where did that car come from
00:20:47How much did you want for it i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52So you need a breath mint
00:20:57All right that's it i'm calling the cops oh way ahead of you wait
00:21:02What are you feeling nervous diva oh well too late
00:21:15Listen hon i believe you but how could max afford a car like that mr smith don't worry it's my
00:21:24car okay
00:21:25It's not stolen yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32Enjoy christmas behind bars okay i'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36But then you have to get lost and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:40Oh so you're a tough guy huh well i hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45Loser say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:51Jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:21:58Here title and proof of ownership
00:22:08Mr. Harrison mr. Harrison
00:22:14Mr. Harrison
00:22:18Just play alone
00:22:20Merry christmas willie now get the fuck out of here before i kick your ass all the way up to
00:22:25the north pole
00:22:26yes sir i i'm so sorry sir i i please let me share some apologies
00:22:42That william what a jerk huh he fooled me what can i say let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin
00:22:51the holidays
00:22:51Oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on you know we were just looking out for you
00:22:57Please forgive us mr harrison you know my youngest son is graduating soon
00:23:02Do you think that uh you could help him get us put the door a job at the harrison group
00:23:08Even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care of each other
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy for
00:23:33your best life
00:23:34My new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:23:42Welcome come on
00:23:47This is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between ai and reality my fault you were the one
00:23:55who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:08Hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how do
00:24:13you i told you i work for harrison group remember
00:24:16i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one-of-a
00:24:21-kind luxury cars yes
00:24:24it's the season of giving he knows people has connections he's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss aren't you yeah and you best not forget it capiche oh my god just don't blow
00:24:35your cover
00:24:38dad mom thank you so much for letting max and i stay in your home oh honey we're just so
00:24:45happy that
00:24:45you found such a handsome strong good looking i think they get it um uh how's piper oh she's fine
00:24:56one of you guys just get settled in and uh we will go check on her and after your mom
00:25:01takes a
00:25:02cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree great see you in a bit joey what are you
00:25:08doing
00:25:12okay hey was that not a uh breach of contract
00:25:18relax relax it was just a hug
00:25:23we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just one week kill me now
00:25:30well they would but i need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and i don't know
00:25:44something just falls off this is ridiculous i mean what do you want them to do make out
00:25:50promise to prove it later let's go here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays to the newest member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith
00:26:16looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up
00:26:23a little
00:26:23bit of everything but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing
00:26:30him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't
00:26:34even
00:26:34know my baby girl's favorite food oh eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay look mom of course he knows it's and i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie
00:27:14see are you happy now that's good but something still falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had
00:27:22a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other but our marriage
00:27:28is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows uh now those are quality
00:27:37okay okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:48i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um it's silly face dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for her silly face i am not paying extra
00:28:03for this
00:28:04consider it a christmas gift it's lousers it's nice you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking
00:28:17about
00:28:17will you i'll drink to that i agree with you there so come on guys let's see
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with piper
00:28:50tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh i just remembered the city's turning the water
00:28:58off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes
00:29:04or honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:21you hurt
00:29:42oh wow why are you stripping well i can't take a shower and your clothes on come on we're wasting
00:29:50time you have 15 minutes nice try i am not showering with you all right suit yourself
00:29:55what room for getting in there not if i meet you there first
00:30:15come on max get out of the way we agreed nothing physical you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22yes wifey relax relax i won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:39in your dreams free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not going to have any shower water left you wish
00:31:08why don't you get in pray you'll fall for me it's you who has to worry about resisting me oh
00:31:15yeah
00:31:16okay
00:31:28all right
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is i'm this is going to be harder than i thought
00:31:37I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence? Still think you can resist?
00:31:44Oh, baby. I don't think I want you.
00:31:52I really shouldn't.
00:31:56Or maybe we should. God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Well, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:26It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:31it is.
00:32:33You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah. I just... I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:56Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason. Just... just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Come here.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:19Elon, the truth is... is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go!
00:35:27Just a second!
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon!
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:43Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:48You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, that a boy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:01Just put his shirt on.
00:36:02I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:14a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Goodnight, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it, cause you're her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:10You're Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:42I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must've snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17I don't mind watching.
00:38:21Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:03It's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:16Good?
00:39:27Mmm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29It's grumpy.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um...
00:39:38Could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:59Just in case.
00:40:01Well...
00:40:02Looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait.
00:40:19That earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right.
00:40:34That's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derrick said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:07Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:40Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But...
00:41:45You're gorgeous.
00:41:49But...
00:41:49What as handsome as you.
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is for Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Ava.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops!
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right.
00:42:13You mean all hacks?
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:20Or you will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23You think you broke my wrist?
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:30He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:52What are you...
00:42:53What are you...
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:11She needs me.
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:58Maybe.
00:44:58Maybe so.
00:45:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together.
00:45:32Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:35Can I have a little navel?
00:45:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:38We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-through?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:49No strays!
00:45:50Ow!
00:45:51Please, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please.
00:45:54You hit my child.
00:45:56You're fucking crazy!
00:45:57Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:04Don't worry, baby.
00:46:05I'll handle it.
00:46:09Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:14Piper.
00:46:15Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:23Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:30He's such a liar.
00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:33Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam!
00:46:39Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:42I'm already on my way.
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:50I'm already on my way.
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:57From Antarctica!
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:05Max, what are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:19A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way.
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you too.
00:47:38Thanks, boss.
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:01You can stop kidding around.
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:09You can stop the charade, okay?
00:48:11This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:41I told you.
00:48:42I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:44That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:46Wait.
00:48:47No.
00:48:47Hold on.
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:56Hmm.
00:48:57Some of the small ones.
00:48:59I mean, you know that.
00:49:01You work for me.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I insulted my own boss.
00:49:05I'm finished.
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:18Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:22For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:24And with that, your career.
00:49:27You're fired.
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:29Sam.
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35God.
00:49:36I can't be fired.
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:43Please.
00:49:44Mr. Harrison.
00:49:44I'll do anything.
00:49:46Guys.
00:49:47Take out the trash.
00:49:53And you.
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:00A family tradition.
00:50:01Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:04Sam.
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly.
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:20Father, do something.
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:25I'm leaving.
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:29Father.
00:50:35Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:38Eat as much as you want.
00:50:40Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:18This is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:31Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:35A high school dropout?
00:51:37In the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance.
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:49Silence!
00:51:49Get me the address where she works.
00:51:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:53That's nice.
00:51:55We own that one.
00:51:57Good work.
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:09Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:24Me?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva.
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment.
00:52:47And I don't want any loose ends.
00:52:50You know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56Uh...
00:52:56No feelings, no complications.
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:02Max.
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:06Well, it's cold.
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:12Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:18Something important.
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:28No.
00:53:32Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:39Sweetie.
00:53:40Oh my gosh.
00:53:41I'm swollen.
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:51Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:58I promise, I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:02But that's not true.
00:54:04You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33You think it was Scar?
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:43I have one, too.
00:54:46Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54It was actually a cactus.
00:54:56But it's still cool.
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:15Six.
00:55:17Six?
00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:21I found the first aid kit.
00:55:22Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:32Sorry, honey.
00:55:32This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:43Ivar.
00:55:47Okay, look.
00:55:50Piper is...
00:55:52Piper is...
00:55:56Go on.
00:56:03That must be an emergency.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:08Sorry, I'll take this.
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max.
00:56:31That woman is manipulating you.
00:56:33She's a high school dropout.
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:42Max.
00:56:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:54Your mother would take her away.
00:56:56After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:00Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:09I'm not leaving her.
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Oh, thank you.
00:57:20I need that.
00:57:21Ha ha.
00:57:22Good day?
00:57:23Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:25This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:31Oh, wow.
00:57:33That's so cool.
00:57:34Did you make it?
00:57:34Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:40Just glad you're here.
00:57:41Thanks, guys.
00:57:41Just, I'm glad you're here.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:44We got it.
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:46Wow!
00:57:47Damn!
00:57:47These are nice.
00:57:48Thanks.
00:57:48Grandpa.
00:57:49Language.
00:57:50Little ears.
00:57:56Piper.
00:57:57Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy.
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:13You never told me...
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:47They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:09Um...
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:40that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:58Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:12And...
01:00:13I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing...
01:00:21personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:27And...
01:00:27someday you'll...
01:00:29find...
01:00:30someone special...
01:00:31to...
01:00:32spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:01:09Max...
01:01:10We can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop,
01:01:13you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:44It's true.
01:01:46I want you.
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:32Piper!
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:00Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:16Uh.
01:03:18That was a little look at.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:27Yeah.
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30No more.
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:36Yeah.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:42Yeah.
01:03:54Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42if you find her social media,
01:07:44and then turn the side of the truth.
01:07:45Just said ten times more.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:49Oh, little bitty can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind.
01:10:37She's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:47I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes.
01:11:53Or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen.
01:12:19Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:55And the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional, responsible,
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No.
01:13:51Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58I...
01:13:59First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva.
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y...
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:37It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her!
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00I'm a bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was evil.
01:19:25Eva!
01:19:28Hey!
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have...
01:20:11something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:29but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay?
01:20:33I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes!
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:37and the Christmas after that,
01:21:39and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry I struck your tire!
01:22:00Ah!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10Okay!
01:22:10Hehehehehehe,
01:22:11If you're finished,
01:22:13And we'll see you next week!
01:22:13Bye!
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