00:02This new carob-based mocha from Cosmic Cafe has got me so excited.
00:06But before I get back to the shoot, I just wanted to tell you guys that I'm blown away that
00:11there's now over 400,000 of you following me.
00:14I can't tell you how much I appreciate each and every one of you.
00:21What the hell?
00:23Tom, did you see that light?
00:26Uh, no.
00:28Are you sure? Because it totally messed up my live feed.
00:32Can you please check the photos to make sure they're okay?
00:40They look fine to me, babe.
00:41You know what? Just let me see.
00:47Fuck, my eyeliner isn't even. Why didn't you tell me?
00:51Lyra, no one's gonna care. Put a filter on it.
00:54Yeah, fine.
00:56I mean, we've lost the light anyways.
00:57Plus, it's like so cold my nose might fall off.
01:00I mean, I don't know.
01:03I'm sorry.
01:04I'm sorry.
01:06I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I don't know anything.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:22I'm sorry.
01:26I can't believe it's too cold.
01:27I fell asleep.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:30Oh
02:01There's no saving me
02:13Time for some bedtime self-care. See you all tomorrow.
02:24Getting closer, Lara. But don't overpower her.
02:30I can't believe all I'm getting out of this stupid promo is some makeup and a dress. How am I
02:33supposed to pay rent with that?
02:35Girl, you really need to up your negotiating skills. Otherwise, they're gonna try and take advantage of the rest of
02:40us.
02:41Bitch, please. You know some of us only have niche market appeals, so we have to settle for shittier rates.
02:46Maybe you wouldn't be so niche if you worked on your algorithm optimization more.
02:50Helps when your mom makes them.
02:53She retired six years ago. You know what I mean.
02:55Okay. Ladies, I think we have some stuff in here that'll work.
03:04Hey, Lyra. You might want to come take a look at these.
03:11Wow. These are actually good. Send them to me when you're done editing them.
03:15I gotta run. Yet another launch event. You know how it is.
03:22Toodles.
03:29Can we crop her out? I got a better idea.
03:31Yeah.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:53Hmm?
04:31Hey, babe.
04:32Hey, I'm just going to go get a detox juice.
04:34Want to join?
04:35Sure.
04:35As long as you're paying.
04:37I forgot my wallet at home.
04:39Again.
04:40Well, let's just get a selfie for my story before we go.
04:47Post-yoga juice date with Bae.
04:50You look really tired.
04:51You sure you want to post that?
04:54What's that supposed to mean?
04:58Whatever.
04:59Too late.
05:00Let's go.
05:06Hey, babe.
05:08Have you noticed your metrics going down lately?
05:11No, babe.
05:12Just that usual city climb.
05:15Maybe they just changed the algorithm again.
05:18That's probably it.
05:19Don't sweat it.
05:23Hey, what's with the creepy chicks?
05:27It's just me and an old friend.
05:30Ah.
05:31Halloween costumes.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Costumes.
05:40Hey, babe.
05:42Want to spend the night?
05:44It would really help cheer me up.
05:51Uh...
05:51Sorry, babe.
05:53Um, I have this thing tonight and you know I can't cancel.
05:56Actually, I'm late, so, uh...
06:01Uh...
06:02See you Monday.
06:13I'll see you Monday.
06:23Bye, pal.
06:48Bye, babe.
06:48Bye, babe.
07:39Get back here before I send you to the shelter!
07:49All I'm asking is for a little TFP shoot to help spruce up my feed.
07:54You know I only do paid shoots now.
07:56I'll totally hype up your page when I post.
07:58We can keep it to just half an hour, one look, whatever style you want.
08:02Exposure doesn't pay the bills, Lyra.
08:04Especially from someone on the downtrend.
08:06If you really want to do a shoot, I could probably do a couple of hours for $500.
08:10You're not a doll.
08:10I'm not a doll.
08:12I'm not a doll.
08:15I'm not a doll.
08:23I'm not a doll.
08:46I'm not a doll.
09:02I'm not a doll.
09:04Hey babe, is everything okay?
09:07You're so late.
09:08You've got me worried.
09:08Oh babe.
09:09Sorry.
09:10Totally forgot.
09:11See, I got invited to this launch party for a lifestyle experience boutique, so date night
09:15is going to be a no-go.
09:18Babe, there aren't any opening parties tonight.
09:21If there was, I would know about it.
09:23The place is called Siphon.
09:25The opening is super exclusive though.
09:27I'm surprised even I was able to get on the list.
09:31I see.
09:33Have fun.
09:35Thanks for understanding, babe.
09:39Will you!
09:44See?
09:49Do you miss us?
09:53Do you see?
09:56Do you?
09:59Do you miss you?
10:00Right, authority.
10:01Do you miss you?
10:09I'm
10:10I'm
10:12I'm
10:13I'm
10:14I'm
10:15I'm
10:26I'm
13:07Why don't you like me?
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