00:00Jesse Glaser, come on down!
00:03What the...?
00:04You're the next contestant on Do The Thing!
00:07Everyone's favorite game show where you rub me
00:09until something awesome happens.
00:11Oh, you're playing Do The Thing!
00:13Go, Jesse! That's my baby!
00:16Let's touch our genitals!
00:20Ok, let's dialogue.
00:22We all agree there's a lot of toxic masculinity
00:25at this school, right?
00:26Big dick boy, destroy your property!
00:29Holy shit!
00:30Are we animals?
00:32Yeah, you're animals.
00:33I wanna fuck everyone!
00:36We've got to put a delay on these broadcasts.
00:39The boys all made lists of the hottest girls in the grade
00:43and the girls are fucking pissed.
00:45I'm sick of the boys objectifying.
00:47Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat.
00:50Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.
00:56Cousin Cheryl?
00:58I can't go back to school and when people ask,
01:01how was your spring break?
01:01I say, oh, it was fine.
01:02I had incest.
01:03I don't know.
01:04I think the word is cute.
01:05Oh, now it's trying to breastfeed.
01:07Ooh, it's got a strong latch.
01:08I think it's all the extra teeth.
01:15Hurrican Missy's gonna wreak havoc.
01:18Do you really wanna go home?
01:21We like you just the way you are.
01:24Oh my God.
01:25I am pansexual.
01:27Holy shit!
01:29I'm just trying to be an ally to women.
01:37Nick, Andrew and Jessie.
01:39Virgins until college.
01:41Fuck me.
01:42Sophomore year.
01:43Okay.
01:47Who are we doing this week?
01:49Well, we're working with Coach Steve.
01:51What is your current grooming situation, sweetie?
01:53I call it the brush.
01:54Okay.
01:55Because it's one brush I use for all my parts.
01:57My head, my teeth, my peanuts.
02:00Your peanut.
02:01And my asshole.
02:02Jesus in my vagina.
02:04That poor brush.
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