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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00.
00:06:08Showtime.
00:06:11.
00:06:23So we meet again?
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:29.
00:06:30.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:43It was her friend.
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:06:58Amber, what were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything.
00:07:03Oh.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:14I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is poo-poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32See a little flicker right here?
00:07:33Yes.
00:07:34Her, Giselle.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:43You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:05Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is someone here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:44Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:54I didn't mean to.
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:03Lisa, a word.
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job.
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:12Heidi, I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:17Tell me what to do.
00:09:22What?
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara, the Elven Princess, attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29She's quiet, she speaks in riddles, she has an ethereal eroticism to her, like a sexy alien.
00:09:37That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring, I'll come to you.
00:09:40If you, if you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing
00:09:47contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:48Yeah, you think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books, I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:17Look, I feel like I'm falling on my face here, too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:21So, Max, what's up?
00:10:27What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh, no.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well, you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:50What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:17I'm going to head out of here.
00:11:20But...
00:11:20And please, respect the personal space, okay?
00:11:26Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle, just fucking stop, okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything.
00:11:35I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana right now.
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight, and it's all your fault.
00:11:54Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56As if.
00:11:57You're not a date doctor.
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:02Not in my company.
00:12:04No, I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:08She needs me.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:18Thank you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:18Don't thank me.
00:12:20Go get me, my man.
00:12:29Nice pool.
00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom.
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days.
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA, but...
00:12:42The good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up.
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life.
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:49Speaking of...
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile.
00:12:52You already have matches.
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you.
00:12:58Maybe too sexy.
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while, but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker.
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire was really a spinster
00:13:13in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out.
00:13:18I have to get to work.
00:13:26I have to get to work.
00:13:43I have to get to work.
00:13:44Oh, shh.
00:13:45This is hopeless.
00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day and I haven't learned anything that could help
00:13:50Miss Von Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed.
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me.
00:14:10Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:23Hey.
00:14:24Why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um...
00:14:42Reading a sad book.
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:50Think, Lisa.
00:14:51You're a writer.
00:14:52You know about books.
00:14:54Wait.
00:14:55I know.
00:14:56Withering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie.
00:14:59It does make me cry.
00:15:01Withering Heights?
00:15:01Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:06It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:25Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:30You can admit you like me.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38Okay.
00:15:39I'm a fan.
00:15:41I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out.
00:15:43So, I was just rereading your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:49You read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too.
00:15:53Miss von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:55So I've heard.
00:16:01Funny seeing you here.
00:16:03Aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library, because I'm here all the time.
00:16:10I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author.
00:16:17Um, have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how...
00:16:24I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:36Here we go.
00:16:39Oh, yes.
00:16:41I can't wait to read this.
00:16:43Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:48Oh, okay.
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:04Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:07Not to brag, but I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:14Oh, um...
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:33Hi, Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:36Hi, Poopoo.
00:17:41So cute.
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:17:59It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags!
00:18:13You're out of here!
00:18:15Oh, wait!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:16Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:24I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:32Not a bad plan.
00:18:38What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:43I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:07But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:27Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:35Lisa, I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:47Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:55Same here.
00:19:58Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:02Water's fine.
00:20:06Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:31I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:49Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:00Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, Joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:13He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:15Well, I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:30Lisa.
00:21:31It's a $50,000 book.
00:21:33$50,000?
00:21:37Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:39Please let the book be okay.
00:21:46There's no damage.
00:21:49Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:00So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:06The subject matter is proven quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:14I'm so sorry.
00:22:15I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:30Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:58Thanks for coming by and getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:05Anytime.
00:23:17Later, dude.
00:23:25As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:55He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:16What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:37Ah, I really needed this.
00:24:42I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome any time.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:50It's her house.
00:25:03Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:08Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:24It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:43It was easier making my characters fall in love
00:25:46than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:55I think you should come out of your shell.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:14Hey, can you get my back for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Van Klimt.
00:26:50So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:53The love interest in your last novel,
00:26:57is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online,
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:22She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:26Very different time.
00:27:30It's hard to even imagine myself having a romantic bone in my body,
00:27:35because all I do is write and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl,
00:27:51but she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:56She was type A, workaholic, obsessed with status and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Van Klimt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:07It used to be, yeah.
00:28:14But I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this
00:28:21than some random L.A. party.
00:28:25If I decide to remarry,
00:28:27it's gonna be someone who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:40Oh, no.
00:28:41Today was supposed to be platonic.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty.
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:49Ah!
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00:29:31Ah!
00:29:37I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone.
00:29:59Jeez, is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Ms. Von Klimt, hi.
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:11Um.
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:17I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me.
00:30:22No, of course not.
00:30:27Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:36Oh, music to my ears.
00:30:38Poo-poos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing.
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poo-poos got a poo-poo.
00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02And a little spot by the beach.
00:31:05I don't normally go out, but...
00:31:07This might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Ms. Von Klimt, your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max peddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:48If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop.
00:32:05Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh, no.
00:32:07Max has my journal.
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:18On second thought, I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:27You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39Yes, I have.
00:32:40Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:42In all seriousness, though, it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:49Weirdo?
00:32:51Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:32:58It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:08That food's amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:16Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:22Me?
00:33:22Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:27And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:31And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:34:00It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18Your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:34:59Careful.
00:35:00A beautiful, clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:23You make it easy.
00:35:25Max, they can't be.
00:35:34Oh, my God, Max.
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:22Wow, Lisa. I want you. You want to see him.
00:36:26Mom, you want to see him?
00:36:28Oh, God.
00:36:36I want you, Tom.
00:36:39Oh, God.
00:36:40Oh, God.
00:36:47Oh, God.
00:36:48Oh, God.
00:36:50Oh, God.
00:36:51Oh, God.
00:36:52Oh, God.
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't believe I slept with Max, Miss
00:37:43Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:51Relax, Lisa. Max is famous, he probably has one night stands all the time. No reason he can't still fall
00:37:58for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer, I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun, too much wine at dinner, one thing lit to another. It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:46What's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt? She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:13Hey.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Max!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:03Lisa?
00:40:04Lisa?
00:40:05Lisa?
00:40:06Lisa?
00:40:06Lisa?
00:40:07Lisa?
00:40:28You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:03Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ah-ha!
00:42:41Hey!
00:42:44See you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, that should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be at a bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:42I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12If Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here, I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:45:11So, can I come in?
00:45:21Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:47To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:07But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:16I mean, James.
00:46:18You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:28Oh my God.
00:46:29Oh my God, Giselle's home.
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:40Because you're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:58Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:29Bye.
00:47:30Bye.
00:47:31Bye.
00:47:32Bye.
00:47:32Bye.
00:47:35Bye.
00:47:37Bye.
00:47:40Bye.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:00You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:34Um, yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:48I know it's worked.
00:48:50I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Lasley?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:14Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:39Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:57We have a guest.
00:51:01We have a guest.
00:51:05We have a guest.
00:51:25Almost to the airport.
00:51:33Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max, be home.
00:51:47Lisa?
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:55I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:02Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:15Shh.
00:52:33What?
00:52:37That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime
00:52:41Wait, I know that address
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead
00:53:09I should go
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa
00:53:23But I'm falling for you
00:53:26You can stay here with me
00:53:28As long as you want
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here
00:53:36She can stay here, there's plenty of space
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy
00:53:50Because you are the only one that I want
00:53:57Let me think about it, alright?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need
00:54:14Real smooth, Max
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more
00:54:37Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:56Max, I can explain
00:54:58You're writing about us
00:54:59About me
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel
00:55:05It does
00:55:08You know
00:55:09I don't want my personal life
00:55:11Splattered around
00:55:13Max
00:55:13It's just my diary
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story
00:55:22Just admit it
00:55:23You are using me for material
00:55:25I can't tell Max the truth
00:55:27Or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract
00:55:30What do I do
00:55:37Your silence says everything
00:55:39Max, I never meant to hurt you
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max
00:55:44We are done
00:55:47Get out, Lisa
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed
00:55:52You'll be hearing from my attorneys
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max
00:56:17Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now
00:56:33But no
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can explain
00:56:40No
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason
00:56:42And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back
00:56:46I trusted you
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down
00:56:52Max just broke up with me
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable
00:56:58Maybe I'm still in the game after all
00:57:03I'll forgive you
00:57:04If you leave right now
00:57:06You can keep the money
00:57:07And the publishing deal
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again
00:57:12Got it?
00:57:14Okay
00:57:16Now beat it
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa
00:57:26I said to get out of here
00:57:28We're through
00:57:31Giselle
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time
00:57:37Wait
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no
00:57:50Couldn't hurt
00:58:05So
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me
00:58:11For her next romance novel
00:58:15I found her journal
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry
00:58:26No, Lisa's always been like this
00:58:30She's a succubus
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels
00:58:44Now
00:58:45I may not know what to say
00:58:47To make you feel better
00:58:49But
00:58:50I do know something
00:58:52That
00:58:52Might distract you
00:59:16I have just returned from a visit to my landlord
00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with
00:59:24This is certainly
00:59:27A beautiful country
00:59:30In all England
00:59:32I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36So completely removed
00:59:39From the stir of society
01:00:07Are you gonna mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, mom
01:00:13PJs are my uniform
01:00:15When are you gonna tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa
01:00:22So you didn't have to be around so much
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, mom
01:00:30Just leave me alone, please
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa
01:00:35Goes to LA for two weeks
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree
01:00:45Tops Times Best Seller List
01:00:47Congratulations, Max
01:00:52Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him
01:01:09Another week topping the Best Seller List
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max
01:01:14I'm just glad that people like it
01:01:16Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:20You might win the National Book Award
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately
01:01:29Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up
01:01:37I went to the doctor today
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:47Mm-hmm
01:01:48But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max
01:02:07I love you
01:02:20Well
01:02:22Whatever you want to do
01:02:24I will support it
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone
01:02:34Like the Werewolf King
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks
01:02:38Reading
01:02:39Strolls around the castle
01:02:41Their nights with passionate lovemaking
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart
01:02:51This is torture
01:02:54Not now, Mom
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:03:00Thanks, Mom
01:03:01You didn't have to
01:03:02Your favorite author
01:03:03Everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:06It's in Oprah's book club
01:03:08Surprised I haven't seen you reading it
01:03:13I just didn't have the time
01:03:14Thanks, Mom
01:03:40As James perused the library
01:03:42He saw a young woman in glasses
01:03:43Crying over Wuthering Heights
01:03:47She felt his presence
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56James had lost the game of love
01:03:58But that didn't mean he'd never win again
01:04:02A happy ending
01:04:05He took my note
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12Millionaire author M.K. Roth
01:04:13To Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:20They're getting married?
01:04:26Yes
01:04:27Yes
01:04:28Yes
01:04:29Yes
01:04:43All this scheming around
01:04:45Got me so horny for you
01:04:53By this time next week
01:04:56We're gonna be rich
01:04:57Because of that brilliant contract
01:04:59He made
01:05:08Once you guys get married
01:05:10The book rights transfer to you
01:05:12The royalties alone
01:05:14Are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:15Then we'll take Max to Hollywood
01:05:18Whether he likes it or not
01:05:19The studios are dying
01:05:22For a movie version of the Thorn Tree
01:05:23Why not a trilogy?
01:05:25A TV show
01:05:26Crypto
01:05:27Video games
01:05:27The possibilities are endless
01:05:29We just have to keep our secret
01:05:32A little longer
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible
01:05:35Good
01:05:37I hate sneaking around
01:05:38Would have been easier
01:05:39If that bitch Lisa
01:05:40Didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for
01:05:44What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh I didn't tell you
01:05:48I've been paying her
01:05:49With her own money
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties
01:05:53For years
01:05:55You are so bad
01:06:06What is it honey bunch?
01:06:08Mom I think I have to tell you
01:06:10About what happened in LA
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max
01:06:20Why I was really writing about him
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt
01:06:23And he probably doesn't even know
01:06:24That she hired me
01:06:25To help her seduce him
01:06:26Sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said
01:06:29If I ever go back to LA
01:06:30She'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves
01:06:35Maybe a lot more
01:06:36Look Miss Von Bitch
01:06:38Was born rich
01:06:39She doesn't know anything
01:06:40But running her daddy's company
01:06:41You were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:43With a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45And somehow you still
01:06:47Became a big author
01:06:48You could take that Barbie
01:06:50Any day of the week
01:06:51But Max stumped me
01:06:54What if he really does
01:06:56Love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know
01:06:58Unless you talk to him
01:07:00Brave
01:07:01Like Shihara
01:07:02The elf princess
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl
01:07:06You were in high school
01:07:07You're a badass bitch
01:07:10You're right
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes you can
01:07:26Hey
01:07:27You look great pal
01:07:30I can't believe
01:07:31I'm getting married again
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that
01:07:44Don't tell me
01:07:44You're getting cold feet
01:07:46What is this about?
01:07:49Max do not tell me
01:07:51It was about that English
01:07:51Smut writer
01:07:53Hey
01:07:55Men would kill
01:07:56To be with Jazzy
01:07:57You know that
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck
01:08:17To see each other
01:08:18Before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call
01:08:21They want to adapt
01:08:23The Thorn Tree
01:08:24As a dating show
01:08:26The ultimatum
01:08:27Meets Vanderpump Rules
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals
01:08:39I'm sorry
01:08:40I just got excited
01:08:41We'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:53I made it to the end of the night
01:08:54Thank God for book talk
01:08:57Lisa
01:08:58No she ruined everything
01:09:02Tony hi
01:09:03Yeah
01:09:04Hey I know this sounds crazy
01:09:05But I really need to talk to Max
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married Lisa
01:09:08So
01:09:09Yeah
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here
01:09:12Okay
01:09:12He doesn't want to see you
01:09:13He and Giselle are very happy
01:09:15No but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him
01:09:20You are crazy
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person
01:09:22Alright go back to the loony bin
01:09:24Now
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope
01:09:29Come on
01:09:29Let's go
01:09:31Wait
01:09:33You're in on this too
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you
01:09:48What the hell's happening?
01:09:49You're in here Tony
01:09:50I'm so sorry
01:09:51Lisa
01:09:51Hey
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of LA
01:10:01Miss von Klimt
01:10:02Think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06You know what I can do to you
01:10:08Easy
01:10:08Giselle
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her Max
01:10:13She is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:17Isn't that right?
01:10:18Lisa
01:10:20Lisa
01:10:21Is that true?
01:10:22Come on Lisa
01:10:22Stand up for yourself
01:10:24It's now or never
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:41At least not one I planned on
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57Oh you fell in love with me
01:10:59Of course Max
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you but I don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11Somebody call the police
01:11:13I mean to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15Max
01:11:16Please believe me
01:11:19I love you
01:11:20Don't marry her
01:11:21LAPD
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27And you know what I'm gonna bring her right over here
01:11:29Right
01:11:30Answer me this
01:11:31Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:49By adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53She marries you
01:11:55She controls everything
01:11:56Tony we have known each other
01:11:58For years
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:05Giselle needed money
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too
01:12:09But honestly
01:12:11I didn't care about that
01:12:13All I wanted was her
01:12:15Oh you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18You fucked us
01:12:19I love you
01:12:21And the baby
01:12:22Yeah
01:12:22We hate you
01:12:24Hey
01:12:24It's safe to say
01:12:26This wedding is over
01:12:28And I'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me
01:12:40I was a mess
01:12:41After our fight
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52You are finished
01:12:53Lisa
01:12:53I am canceling our contract
01:12:55And I am keeping
01:12:56The Heidi Brushfire name
01:12:58Yeah I'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01I'll write all the next books myself
01:13:02A monkey could write that trash
01:13:12Get up
01:13:13Baby
01:13:13Baby
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26You just have to trust me
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you
01:13:41Lisa
01:13:47Happy to present the author
01:13:49Formally known as Heidi Brushfire
01:13:52Reading from her first novel
01:13:54Under her real name
01:13:55Which has already topped
01:13:57The New York Times bestseller list
01:13:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01Lisa Brown
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJ's
01:14:13Writing a sex scene
01:14:14Between a werewolf king
01:14:15And an elven princess
01:14:17When the phone rang
01:14:18Little did I know my life
01:14:21Was about to change forever
01:14:30I love the book
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish
01:14:33Under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company
01:14:43After some bad industry experiences
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year
01:14:52So you didn't write the new elven lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks
01:14:57The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00I heard the CEO writes the books herself now
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time
01:15:04Now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08I have a question
01:15:09When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14All about how you met
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually
01:15:21I can answer that
01:15:31I've never really been a public person
01:15:33But Lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39Speaking of which
01:15:48Lisa Brown
01:15:51Will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes
01:15:55Yes
01:15:55Yes
01:15:55Yes
01:15:56Yes
01:15:57Yes
01:15:57Yes
01:16:01Yes
01:16:03I have a funeral
01:16:05There in
01:16:06Yes
01:16:07Yes
01:16:07Yes
01:16:07My
01:16:07Yes
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