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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:12who's the lukes are you serious who got a finger by the hiv to talk to you buys coffee from
00:09:18you
00:09:19the lukes sophie you're a freak so is he like with his fingers or shut up everyone
00:09:28shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry, okay?
00:09:36Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:09You're dating a nun.
00:10:10She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:12I'm calling it.
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:16I just can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:21You're going to film her?
00:10:23Yo.
00:10:27Dude, you're sick.
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this.
00:10:33And she's going to go feral.
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:52You need to pay.
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:47Don't be.
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:58I'm sorry.
00:11:58I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:00We're going to have to wait.
00:12:01I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:02I can't do this.
00:12:05You kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:23The hell you are.
00:12:25Not until I get something.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:33Stop, Mike.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Stanley.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What?
00:13:17What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke.
00:13:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:52Hey, come on.
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:11Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar.
00:15:04All right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08that he could take your virginity
00:15:10and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:18Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:51Sophie, you want my virginity week?
00:16:01You can have it.
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you hard right now?
00:16:20We're mid-argument.
00:16:23That's so wrong.
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk.
00:16:31I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What?
00:16:32No, I can't go home.
00:16:34My roommate's there.
00:16:35I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:37She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:46We're here.
00:16:47Here?
00:16:48Where is here?
00:16:50My place.
00:16:51You can stay here for the night,
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone,
00:16:55if you're comfortable.
00:16:57I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:00I'm cool with that.
00:17:02But, but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:05Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room,
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51It's huge.
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:56Not all tight spaces.
00:17:58Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:04You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:15I'm happy.
00:18:16I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just don't want to be disrespectful
00:19:00you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all the time wait you mean you
00:19:05don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:12in your two million dollar home dr villa no mrs dill
00:19:18then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25you're kind to people you're beautiful
00:19:41who is that
00:19:44ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:54luke are you home
00:20:00lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:18his ex or anyone else
00:20:24are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:33school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:40what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:53i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:55like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes i call
00:21:02the cops
00:21:04do you not remember i have a restraining order against you your father begged me to not go through
00:21:07with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:17i have someone new in my life
00:21:21someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:28and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:32him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:41two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:56oh my god
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze i sobered up i swear
00:22:18what's with the ice cubes
00:22:23i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from needling this
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i
00:22:36take care of that little distraction
00:22:52my virginity
00:22:56yep still intact
00:23:00fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:23:04jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:23it's like you're 21 years old
00:23:33luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:38fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:58i don't even want to think about some boy touching you but
00:24:03but a lot of things sophie you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year second
00:24:15you're a virgin
00:24:19ouch i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make both i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex
00:25:05according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:15have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:30because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:35coffee
00:25:37you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:41so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:49ready
00:25:56what's that
00:25:57as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05sorry so
00:26:08are you kidding me
00:26:15can i uh can i get uh
00:26:17continue you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and
00:26:23you're still
00:26:24a virgin
00:26:25yeah
00:26:26i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god
00:26:36sophie no 36 year old man i looked as a shirt by the way is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:43co-ed like you
00:26:44he respects you dummy
00:26:46or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:48i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not
00:26:53you have a brand new shiny tight pussy a cadillac pussy
00:26:59and luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:27:01watch
00:27:04hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:06no can you just order
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:30luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35what do you want
00:27:37i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:59can you believe it
00:28:00sophie's evil
00:28:02first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:28:05a slut
00:28:06pregnant with luke's
00:28:08did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:17yeah
00:28:19sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:22oh
00:28:23oh
00:28:25sophie
00:28:26you can have him
00:28:27you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:30i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:32what's going on
00:28:33your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:35no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:38hey that's the dean's daughter
00:28:41sophie
00:28:43i'm calling the police
00:28:44no i would never do this please
00:28:46she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:49we need a medic too
00:28:50i'm a doctor
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:17um
00:29:18no no no no i'm i'm fine
00:29:20i'll just be going
00:29:25we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:28never seen him look so angry
00:29:30yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:36your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:39it was for a friend
00:29:41you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:44let me go
00:29:45i don't want to press charges
00:29:48just a moment
00:30:00oh my god
00:30:01you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:30:04luke please
00:30:05i can explain
00:30:07she's not right for you
00:30:10breaking into my house
00:30:11stealing my pager
00:30:12that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:15but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:22officer
00:30:23i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:25she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:30stop
00:30:31luke this isn't
00:30:33you
00:30:34you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:36she's nothing
00:30:38a cheap
00:30:39broke
00:30:40campus whore
00:30:41you're better than this luke
00:30:44officer
00:30:45take her away
00:30:49let's go
00:30:51let's go
00:30:52you bitch
00:30:52you don't deserve him
00:30:54let's go
00:30:56i knew she was psycho
00:30:58you couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you too
00:31:01shh
00:31:02thanks ev
00:31:03sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:07take the day
00:31:17someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:19cadillac pussy
00:31:30you came just to save me?
00:31:32of course i did
00:31:40i knew that
00:31:41when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:45i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:53sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:55i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:57i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:00i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:04what do you mean?
00:32:06i mean you
00:32:08reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:14what do you see in me?
00:32:16or am i just entertainment to you?
00:32:20entertainment? sophie
00:32:21if you would've just entertained me i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:25you're just
00:32:27young
00:32:32i should just leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:35just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:38doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:46what do you want?
00:32:51you
00:32:54take me seriously
00:32:58and get in the car
00:33:00what? to where?
00:33:03spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:05what?
00:33:06unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:33i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:36we're doing both
00:33:38my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home
00:33:43your vacation home?
00:33:44as in you have multiple?
00:33:47wow
00:33:49mr millen
00:33:50it's good to have you home sir
00:33:57and you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:00luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:03what the hell?
00:34:05look i didn't say because i don't see stress out
00:34:07the truth is yes
00:34:09my family's rich
00:34:11but we're not here to impress them
00:34:13we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:15and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas?
00:34:36why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43i'm not
00:34:44hang on what even am i to luke?
00:34:52mother
00:34:54this is sophie
00:34:55my girlfriend
00:34:58girlfriend?
00:34:59no way
00:35:00wait focus sophie
00:35:02manners
00:35:03nice to meet you miss miller
00:35:08girlfriend?
00:35:11what happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:13jina?
00:35:15the dean's daughter?
00:35:16the one i worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:19ouch
00:35:22mother
00:35:22again
00:35:23i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:26and my date to the gala
00:35:27if i have to remind you to her importance in my life again
00:35:30i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:32unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:37you ungrateful child
00:35:42if you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:44oh before we go
00:35:45which room do you keep to ditches dior and versace? she needs some options for tonight
00:35:51fourth floor third door on your floor
00:35:55thank you mother
00:35:56good to see you
00:36:03that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done to me
00:36:13your brother has lost it
00:36:16get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:26is your mom always so
00:36:30narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31yeah
00:36:34that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:36but
00:36:38the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:40so i come back every year
00:36:43you care a lot about your patients
00:36:44that's sweet
00:36:45i do
00:36:47plus the other perk is i get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:51what does that mean?
00:37:02luke you did not
00:37:09which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:11i mean i want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:13i haven't even picked one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them
00:37:18they're yours
00:37:24eighty th-
00:37:24i can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:28well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me?
00:37:35i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:39you
00:37:40doctor trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:09of course it's too late
00:38:10now we're already falling for you
00:38:14then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:21because i want it to be right
00:38:23i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:27of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41really?
00:38:42there's nothing i'd rather do
00:38:46really?
00:38:48really?
00:39:11come back here
00:39:13i'm just giving you what you want, luke
00:39:15i'm just giving you what you want, luke
00:39:18are you teasing me miss tisdale?
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:31just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please?
00:39:42you know, i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:01that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend?
00:40:06the gala is tonight
00:40:08and luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:13not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:16luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:23i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:25just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:28mm-hmm
00:40:29that's my girl
00:40:34sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours
00:40:37i promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:54holy shit
00:41:02it's not about being pretty
00:41:03i just
00:41:05i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:08i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:11wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley
00:41:14and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:21you ready?
00:41:39wow
00:41:40she's an upgrade of gina
00:41:42yeah, you never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:45why would you want to break them up?
00:41:47oh, shut up
00:41:48there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train
00:41:50if my brother raises nobody, it's that of gina
00:42:00i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:03this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:07myself and my girlfriend, sophie tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:12cheers
00:42:16girlfriend?
00:42:18not for long
00:42:32good evening everyone
00:42:35thank you so much for being here
00:42:37at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:40our first item
00:42:46an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:49with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:54starting big
00:42:56five thousand
00:42:58five thousand
00:42:59now six, do i get a six?
00:43:01Bora Bora after finals is pretty good
00:43:03can i get
00:43:05you need to come quick, my wife's having an allergic reaction
00:43:08you gonna be okay?
00:43:10let's go
00:43:10let's go
00:43:19what is it?
00:43:20my throat
00:43:22oh, you're not?
00:43:24breathe?
00:43:30sold!
00:43:31number twelve, seven thousand dollars, all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:43:35give him a round of applause, congratulations
00:43:36hey, hey, hey, hey
00:43:38actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:41Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:49now according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:54what a hussy, auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:58i hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:01you
00:44:02i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:44:04i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:08poor Lukey
00:44:10he hasn't fooled
00:44:11trailer trash skank
00:44:14who let her kind in here
00:44:15i wouldn't do that, i would never
00:44:18i have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:21hmm
00:44:22really Sophie, no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:25phew
00:44:25alright
00:44:27five hundred?
00:44:29alright
00:44:29five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:32she's got student loans
00:44:34whatever that means
00:44:36we're sick
00:44:40me?
00:44:44i don't see anything wrong here
00:44:46no, my throat, it hurts
00:44:48it hurts
00:44:49i recognize you, you're one of my sister's shithead friends, what the hell is going on here?
00:44:52hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro
00:44:55Patrick?
00:44:56get out of my way
00:44:57why lower your standards?
00:44:58we're millionaires
00:44:59she might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man
00:45:08you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:11motherfucker
00:45:14450
00:45:17400
00:45:20oh, all right
00:45:21i mean, look
00:45:23i know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:26poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:29well, i'll help the young lady then
00:45:32maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:37sold! sold for $400
00:45:41wow, Sophie
00:45:42looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:54used goods? that's rude, Serena
00:45:56after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:59lukey, watch your mouth right now
00:46:03what was that you're saying about class, Leticia darling?
00:46:13you idiots! get off the stage, we're leaving
00:46:16mom, he's embarrassing me
00:46:18you're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy
00:46:22no need, my dear
00:46:24our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:28after all of this
00:46:30no
00:46:32but, but
00:46:34no, no
00:46:36young man, that information you gave is illegal
00:46:40you're a doctor
00:46:42Greg, i was waiting to get to you
00:46:44you wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:46aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend Stephanie?
00:46:48how's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:50no, no, no, no, no, no
00:46:57stephanie, the nanny
00:46:59stephanie, the nanny
00:47:00stephanie, the nanny
00:47:02stephanie, the nanny
00:47:06stephanie, the nanny
00:47:06stephanie, the nanny
00:47:07you're gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:09you can't
00:47:10you see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:14but I practice under the university
00:47:16so you can't touch me
00:47:17unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:20I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:27Let's go get the writing let's go everybody out
00:47:39These assholes go
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay. I do it a thousand
00:47:45times over
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that plus I think we made more in donations tonight than we have
00:47:50in the last ten years
00:47:52blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:09What are you looking for I
00:48:12Pay for all the booze so I
00:48:14Figure how the night went might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:20Right
00:48:21Okay
00:48:23Make me
00:48:25An appletini
00:48:28What seriously?
00:48:31So vodka lemon and apple a court can we just do something easier you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:43Move
00:48:44Move
00:48:47Can you open that?
00:48:51Thank you
00:48:52Thank you
00:48:54All right, let's just make it simple
00:48:57Body shots
00:49:01I've never done that before
00:49:04Seriously
00:49:06What do you mean you're like so old I was trying to get into school. I didn't have time to
00:49:11Do body shots off of hot little girls like you. He just said you're hot make the move Sophie
00:49:17Okay, well, I'll teach you
00:49:28Holy shit
00:49:50All right
00:49:50I got the hang of that
00:49:52Now it's your turn mr. No now or never Sophie go for it new rule
00:49:57You can't choose the same place twice is that so?
00:50:03Then where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:13Shame shame you're trying to play with my motion
00:50:17Shame shame you're trying to play with my emotion
00:50:18Blame blame only you for your lack of devotion
00:50:22How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:25Think you could get away with it
00:50:27Be careful what you get
00:50:28Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:30Oh
00:50:40I'm sorry was that
00:50:42You drive me fucking wild
00:50:45Look I'm ready
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:50:56Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I went too far
00:50:58I'm sorry
00:51:00Fuck
00:51:00Luke, no, no, no
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:04Honey, I want to do this with you
00:51:06Lose my virginity
00:51:08Sophie
00:51:10Don't Sophie me
00:51:11That's so patronizing
00:51:15Wait, I'm trying
00:51:16But I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life
00:51:23I'm terrified of that
00:51:25It's this that hurts me
00:51:26What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:28What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:31Being together
00:51:32Sophie
00:51:33Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:42Of course I want to be with you
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin, but this whole
00:51:50It's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year
00:51:58Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:52:01I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor, but really
00:52:06You're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:11Don't follow me
00:52:17Damn it
00:52:24I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:52:58All to myself
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like you might want to like hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah I would
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:18Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:20Maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:22I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:27Pause
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin?
00:53:36She's a virgin y'all
00:53:38Aww, cute
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work
00:53:42You're probably super clingy too
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:48Sweetie? I'm a senior
00:53:50That's even sadder
00:53:54You're just into me, why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:54:03You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:07And...
00:54:08Sorry
00:54:10Bled?
00:54:11I'm Bled
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:22And I can't even get a stupid horny prac guy to get with me
00:54:27He would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:33Oh, and Luke, of course, Luke on the other hand
00:54:36He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:38And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:41That he didn't need to see more
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51You're at the hospital right now, bro
00:54:53Oh, oh look at me
00:54:54I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:54:56And I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:57And I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:04Say something, asshole
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have
00:55:14I don't know, the decency to not lead me on
00:55:17Guys, what guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not
00:55:21They said I was too messy
00:55:23Too messy and too much
00:55:26And I guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:29You either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:34I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:35I'm coming to get you
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:49Sophie, Sophie
00:55:50Hey, wake up
00:55:56I got you
00:55:57Come on
00:56:12Is she?
00:56:18She's fine
00:56:18She's
00:56:20Bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:23I don't know what she drank
00:56:24But whatever it is, it's gonna hit her hard
00:56:28Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:48Rise and shine, party animal
00:56:51You have a lot to tell me
00:56:56You feel like shit
00:56:58You look like shit
00:56:59But like a million bucks
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:10He led me on and then left me for Ted
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the door
00:57:16Ev, I don't want to hear it
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:25So I've decided
00:57:29I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:31Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:34People
00:57:35Guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:38Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:44I need you to help me look slutty
00:57:51No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:57:53You're not gonna help me look sexy, why not?
00:57:55Sophie, you are sexy
00:57:56I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that
00:58:00I look like a non-librarian
00:58:03I'm giving off
00:58:04Don't fuck
00:58:05Snoozefest
00:58:05Boring
00:58:07Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:09I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:12The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:19Burn me up
00:58:36I'm trying to keep laughing
00:58:38I'm having my hoje
00:58:41I also wanna whack this public
00:58:46Yeah, let's go
00:58:47Again, come on
00:58:56That may want my Julia
00:58:59chick there's no way that goes off it is that sophie tisdale dude the makeover is actually
00:59:07working everyone's looking at you good i hope the news gets back to luke i mean more
00:59:18oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:24holy shit sophie no i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:36thanks babe it's all beautiful
00:59:46and what can i get for you handsome a latte would be nice but uh
00:59:50i like what you're giving me right now i take all kinds of tips what the hell's going on here
00:59:55stop interrupting grandpa the did you just say one latte coming right up
01:00:02and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this you're dressed different you're acting
01:00:07different i don't get it whoops let me get that for you
01:00:18so did you want a coffee the ab shining is on the house
01:00:22sophie i don't is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but throwing yourself
01:00:26and other guys that's not you that's really not up to you anymore dr miller
01:00:29i gave you a chance and besides there's someone out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:35in the process hey uh we're throwing a halloween party tonight theta and land fair you should come
01:00:48you should bring your home girl god's gonna love you i will see you tonight
01:00:58you're not going to bed newsflash you're not my boyfriend you could have been but you didn't
01:01:02want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight my very sexy very
01:01:08booby outfit
01:01:13sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:01:15my god it's frat party 36 years old i will
01:01:21what could you have possibly been in that oh that was sexy minnie mouse yeah i think i still
01:01:28have the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match
01:01:35your boyfriend everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets
01:01:43a text from you and this if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will how pathetic is it
01:01:48that
01:01:49i'm playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with hey whatever helps you
01:01:53get over him okay red push-up bra pink red
01:02:14get in get sophie safe get out ah sophie's the only person i'm doing this for
01:02:21sick costume bro right
01:02:27gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
01:02:47i have to get to her where is
01:02:51stop being shy you look hot
01:02:56see
01:02:59wait hand me your phone why
01:03:06because i'm taking a point five and sending it to me
01:03:13no yes
01:03:20i gotta have her i have to get to her where is
01:03:33i need to be so drunk to predict what you just think he opened it immediately he's so
01:03:39whipped welcome to the party
01:03:45i need to be so drunk to predict what you just think he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:04:14it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:46so
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:10Coming, my friend here is just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16Don't let me down here!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51Rules of rule.
01:05:53As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can we talk like adults?
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:41Four, three, four, four, four?
01:06:57What's up?
01:07:04We牙 go off.
01:07:08We-
01:07:08We'll keep going.
01:07:11All right.
01:07:11We're supposed to be so fuck you alone.
01:07:11We're feeling Dr. Miller.
01:07:14What?
01:07:16Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:43So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:49I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:08:02Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:26So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:28You can relax.
01:08:29I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors.
01:08:35Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no.
01:08:58They're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:08:59Wait.
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:12Come on, virgin.
01:09:16They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:19We don't have time.
01:09:20Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really?
01:09:25You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah!
01:09:43Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:47Oh.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie!
01:09:59Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:01Okay, ready?
01:10:02It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:08He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:36Well.
01:10:40First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Prove it.
01:11:07I'm back up in the street.
01:11:11So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:15No one should be with you.
01:11:18Really got time to fight.
01:11:19Yo!
01:11:21Why you trippin', baby?
01:11:22You knew it was my day.
01:11:24Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:27Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:30Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:33I need a saw from you.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What?
01:11:56Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:57No.
01:11:59No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just caking myself.
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:20You help this world.
01:12:23Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:33I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:37What's in code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:44I have to go.
01:12:49I've been burned too many times.
01:12:51Are we ever gonna do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're gonna do this.
01:13:00Yes, we are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You're doing a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Track.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:22Track.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap.
01:13:30He's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:33Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's not.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:59It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hit.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:42Whoa.
01:15:43Whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:47I'm on a reservation at a five star restaurant.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:05Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:56Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:05Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours?
01:17:11Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:28Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100.
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29She's not going for 100 given ups
01:18:29Looks like.
01:18:29Thank you whoever God said.
01:18:29To sound here.
01:18:29You
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