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00:00Tarek Mehta Ka Ulta Tashma
00:30Bakwas bhiđ hai
00:31Aar hai
00:36Jee Thalal, bakwas bhat koro, pehle hi
00:38Eek minuat, eek minuat, eek minuat
00:40Aap dhono dhost apna josh match ke din kli bhargara rakhye, thik hai?
00:45Aaray, aaray, aaray, aaray
00:47Aaray, Maitazaab, dholo team ke naam toh afla tunh rakhye hai
00:50Lekin empire koun?
00:53Haa, Abdul, yeh tumhara point bilkul valid hai, bhai
00:56Aaray empire chahiye, aur aysa empire chahiye, joh bilkul nishpattnirne lhe sake
01:00Bilkul
01:02Aap toh bhargaon jah rahe na?
01:04Haa, yaar, ab kya kerein?
01:08Aray, tum log uske jinda mat karo
01:10Ampire mein balunga
01:13Aray, wah, cha cha ji, kya wadah palle balle
01:21Lekin cha cha ji, aapko cricket ke sare niyam pata hai?
01:24Ya, bindi maastar
01:26Mujhe angreji nahi aati
01:27Lekin angrejo ke kheel mein barabar jantah hun
01:32Aray, tum jab paeda nahi huwa ta
01:33Tab se kriket dhekhte ha raha hun
01:38Eek munt, bapuji
01:40Eh, bai, bidhe
01:41Bhe, tira ko aysa nahi laghe ga na
01:42Ki meray bapuji umpire hai
01:44Toh match mein meri tarapdari karenge
01:48Jethalal, cha cha ji, tumhari tarah nahi hai
01:49Voh rishtedari aur zimbedari meh farak karna samajhte hai, haa
01:55Chapo
01:55A che a che a che a che, haa
01:56Hame is beha s ko yahin wiram dhe te hai, τη car
01:58Lekin ye kama bhoat bariyya ho gae, dekho
02:00Hameen empire bhi mil gaye, team mein toh taw taiyaar ho hi gai.
02:02Lekin eek chouti si problem hai
02:04Hato, pher match cancel. Chalo
02:06Hey, pop-up-a-t-lal, brother,
02:09something to put on your hands,
02:10when meeting starts, match cancels, match cancels.
02:13Listen to me, what do you mean?
02:14Chopra, chopra, two minutes.
02:15Look, brother, this match will be in the night,
02:17so first of all, we will have lights on the society.
02:21And the two wonderful teams are looking for each other,
02:23so you need a uniform for each team, or not?
02:27And then the most basic things,
02:29brother, our stumps are, ball are,
02:31sit down, all of these things you need.
02:32All of them will be 20,000 dollars.
02:36.
02:39Hey, Mehta Saab,
02:41society's fund is coming, man.
02:42Hey, brother, society's fund is coming,
02:43there's no fund in society.
02:45And if it happens,
02:46it's not worth it on cricket.
02:50You're meeting two hours,
02:53you're making a team so difficult,
02:53and you're saying that you don't have to pay.
02:56Let's go, brother, match cancels, go home.
02:58Hey, brother, this is a pop-up-a-t-lal,
02:59keep quiet, brother.
03:02Riba.
03:04You guys, please,
03:06look, we're thinking about everything,
03:08no one will get out of the way.
03:09Of course.
03:12Excuse me.
03:14I'm going to say something.
03:15Yes, say it.
03:17When I saw the IPL in Priti Zinta
03:19and Shilpa Shetty,
03:20you got to look at me, man.
03:24Now, I've heard a lot of the sad things,
03:25but it's about this.
03:35I am going to tell you,
03:38I've got a different team
03:39and I'll tell you,
03:42Just for the first time,
03:43Hey, man, what a good idea!
03:44Yeah.
03:46Good job, I am.
03:47Wow!
03:48And that team, Jethanji, is your team.
03:53Oh, oh, oh!
03:55Oh, oh!
03:59Then, you just got me the main team.
04:03What?
04:06I mean, we got the main team.
04:09Baby, baby.
04:16Oh, boy.
04:17Let's keep a place here.
04:19Baby, baby.
04:21What are you saying?
04:24How much will you pay for the sponsorship?
04:26Yes.
04:27$10,000.
04:28Baby, come here, boy.
04:32Baby, baby.
04:33Baby, baby.
04:35Baby, baby.
04:37Baby, baby.
04:39Baby, you're a good one.
04:40Baby, you're a good one.
04:41I have paid for the sponsorship, Jethanji.
04:44Why are you paying for the sponsorship of Abdul's house?
04:46You're a good one.
04:48What do you say, Baby?
04:50Baby, baby.
04:52You're a good one.
04:55So, my decision is final.
04:58I'm going to sponsor Jethanji's team.
05:02Oh, Taliyah!
05:03Yay!
05:06Thank you, Mamita.
05:12Hey, Mamita.
05:14Tell me.
05:15Hey, my brother.
05:16What's happening now?
05:17Hey, my brother.
05:18I'm saying, he's going to be a good one.
05:20Who will sponsor our team?
05:22Hey, buddy.
05:23Cancel?
05:24Are you guys the ones that have to take it?
05:27Are you guys the ones?
05:27Yes.
05:27Say it, Abdul.
05:36Bidhe, I will sponsor your team, I will do Mohan Lal.
05:47Thank you, thank you Mohan bhai, the mandal is here.
05:52Oh wow, you are all the people, then Malia.
05:57Wow, you've done your work.
05:59Very good.
06:00Thank you, Mohan.
06:03What happened to him?
06:05Congratulations.
06:08Mohan,
06:09you've made the food for our team.
06:20Why are you going, Mohan?
06:25No problem.
06:25Very good.
06:26Let's go.
06:27This is great.
06:28Both teams are prepared.
06:30And the team has also got sponsors.
06:33So, in Gokul Dham,
06:34we're going to be in cricket.
06:36Gokul Dham Premier League.
06:39The next year of the match.
06:46Yes!
06:47Finally, my own team is one of my own.
06:50Babita, what is this?
06:52Are you sponsoring your team?
06:55Are you telling me this?
06:56Or are you asking me?
06:57Babita, I'm not making fun.
07:01What is the need for your team to sponsor?
07:04And then, you've done it.
07:06You've done it.
07:07You've done it.
07:08Why?
07:08Why?
07:08Which one thing is wrong?
07:11Jethan Ji has sponsored many of our society in our society.
07:13How many programs have sponsored us today?
07:16Jani B. Fafra,
07:17Diwali,
07:18Lakshmi Pooja,
07:19Makar Sankranti,
07:20Andhiyopuri.
07:21So, if I didn't do it,
07:22So, how many are you going to do it?
07:23How many are you going to do it?
07:23Look, all of them are fine.
07:25But,
07:26You've sponsored the team to kill the team.
07:29Oh!
07:31And why do you think that my team is going to kill the team?
07:34My balling?
07:35I mean,
07:36I'm going to kill the team.
07:38I'm going to kill the team.
07:40I don't know where he came from and where he came from.
07:42I'm going to kill the team on the first ball.
07:47Babita,
07:48Tomorrow the team will kill you.
07:51So, you're going to kill my team?
07:52Yes.
07:54Babita!
08:00What are you?
08:02What are you doing?
08:04What are you doing?
08:06What are you doing?
08:07What are you doing?
08:07What are you doing?
08:09You don't know anything.
08:09I don't know anything.
08:10I'm going to ask you.
08:10What are you doing?
08:10Why did you take me to kill the team?
08:13Why?
08:14Why?
08:14Why do you tell me?
08:15Because you don't have to trust me.
08:18If it's like this,
08:19then why do I do your marriage?
08:22Daya,
08:23I didn't ask you.
08:24I didn't ask you.
08:24So, I asked you.
08:25I didn't ask you.
08:27It's good.
08:27It wasn't our marriage time.
08:29Huh?
08:30Hey-pop Madhvi.
08:31Madhvi.
08:32It's bad.
08:33It's bad.
08:33It's bad.
08:33It's bad.
08:34What happened?
08:36What happened?
08:39What happened?
08:39What happened?
08:40What happened?
08:40What happened?
08:41What happened?
08:41I don't want to tell you.
08:43But you,
08:44you have to take a couple of double-dolls.
08:47Madhvi.
08:48What Madhvi?
08:49What Madhvi?
08:51What Madhvi?
08:51We both didn't show you.
08:53The first time I asked Tappu.
08:55Now you have to tell Tappu.
08:58One more question.
09:00Look, Madhvi.
09:01Sometimes you have to make friends.
09:04And you know Tappu.
09:06How much is it?
09:07He's called Tappu.
09:09He's called Tappu.
09:09He's called Tappu.
09:10I don't know anything.
09:13I'm going.
09:14Madhvi, don't.
09:16Madhvi, don't.
09:16I'm going to eat food.
09:22Madhvi, don't.
09:22Madhvi, I'm not on a team.
09:24And, again,
09:25I will try to put my life on it.
09:28How?
09:29If your catch will be there.
09:32I'll leave it.
09:34But get cut off the money!
09:37So, my catch will also grab me going.
09:37And it's such a good answer.
09:38My catch will be there.
09:43I'll leave it there.
09:44I will stay there and I will leave cash there.
09:54Anjali, you are so angry.
09:57Okay, tell me one thing.
09:58Anjali, if you don't have a game,
10:00then the Indian cricket team won't play a match?
10:02If I wasn't in the match, President,
10:05then what will the match go?
10:07Tara, you won't have a difference in the match,
10:10but I don't have a difference between your own.
10:14You won't have a difference between your own.
10:15Try to understand.
10:17Anjali, you are very important to me.
10:19Otherwise, I don't do that.
10:21And you know my boss.
10:22Do you know,
10:23your boss is doing my job.
10:26He always keeps you away from me.
10:28Anjali, try to understand.
10:30If you have to go home,
10:31you will have to do a job.
10:33If you have to do a job,
10:35you will have to do a job.
10:36If you have to do a job,
10:36you will have to do a job.
10:38I will try to do a job.
10:53I will try to do a job.
10:54I will try to do a job.
10:59You will try to take a job.
11:01Let me see you later.
11:03Now, let me see you later.
11:05Yes, but one thing is for you.
11:06You have to play cricket so you can play all the kids.
11:10That the cricket is not less than anyone in cricket.
11:12Okay!
11:14Okay! All the best!
11:16Hey, I'm so excited!
11:18How are you?
11:19Hey, Papa!
11:20We won our team!
11:21Yes!
11:22Hey!
11:23How will you win the match?
11:24Papa!
11:25We're in our team!
11:27Roshan!
11:28You're ready to win!
11:31Hey!
11:32I know who will win and who will win!
11:36One minute, Papa!
11:38You have to play balling!
11:40You have to play batting!
11:41Hey!
11:43When your Roshan Singh balled,
11:46you had to play batman in the wickets!
11:50And when I came to batting,
11:53I felt so bad that the ball came out!
11:56Look at that!
11:57Hey!
11:57Hey!
11:59You're not gonna play balling!
11:59Thanks!
12:00Please, help me!
12:28Hey!
12:30Hey!
12:31Come on! Come on!
12:33Come on!
12:34Keep going!
12:36Come on!
12:51Come on!
12:57Hey, Tappu's Papa.
12:59Papa, you are still in sleep.
13:04It seems like you have seen a good dream.
13:09It was a very big dream.
13:15In the dream, I saw you, Captain Bide.
13:20I saw you, Captain Bide.
13:25But the dream of the night of the night is not true.
13:31Okay.
13:34It's okay, I'll see you at 5 o'clock.
13:37Why?
13:38I'll see you at 5 o'clock.
13:50OK.
14:03Thanks for watching.
14:04I will be over for a while, and we will go on.
14:04We'll be in the end of the video.
14:05Bye.
14:08Bye.
14:11Bye.
14:21Oh
14:22I'm a baby
14:28I'm a baby
14:29I'm a baby
14:29I'm a baby
14:32I'm a baby
14:33I'm a baby
14:38Okay, okay
14:40But I'm gonna play our team
14:42Do you understand?
14:43Because we're a baby
14:45I'm a baby
14:48I'm a baby
15:10You're a baby
15:11Let's go
15:11Come back
15:12Come back
15:14Come back
15:15Come back
15:15Mom, come back
15:16Mom, can't you?
15:17How bad
15:18like this?
15:19like this?
15:22let's go, put it in a minute
15:25one minute
15:26what's happening?
15:28patish!
15:30mom, patish is not practice
15:32okay, Daya
15:35you are practicing
15:36what did you say yesterday?
15:40I don't remember
15:40yesterday you said
15:42that I will practice for your life
15:44I will practice with this
15:46and you are practicing for me
15:47you are practicing?
15:49for me, the Tappu
15:51is the only team
15:53and I will play in society
15:56that will be good
15:57mom, Mataji
16:00one is Tappu's father
16:03and the other is Tappu
16:04what do I do?
16:07I have come to Dharam Sangat
16:09stop
16:10stop your serial dialogue
16:12I have no need for your help
16:15do it!
16:18I am at home
16:20I will be the same
16:21I will do betting
16:22but, Papa
16:25I have to fight you
16:27you have to fight
16:28you have to fight?
16:29you have to fight
16:30I have to fight
16:35I will fight
16:36I'll kill you.
16:44Hello?
16:46Yes, say it.
16:48Okay, we are now coming.
16:52Where are we going now?
16:54We have to go to me and Tappu.
16:57I'm not going to come.
16:58Where?
16:59At the house of my brother.
17:02Why?
17:03We have to go to a special meeting.
17:06Let's go, son.
17:08Let's go.
17:09Let's go.
17:20Let's go.
17:22Hello?
17:23Hello, Malkin.
17:24Who?
17:26Jethalal, your captain's team.
17:28Yes, yes, Mr. Captain, tell me.
17:30Babida Ji, don't you think we should meet each other?
17:35What?
17:36I mean, we should sit with our team and defend our game.
17:43The game?
17:44I mean, the game.
17:46Right, right.
17:47The game.
17:47Why not?
17:48We should meet each other.
17:49We should meet each other.
17:49So, I'll call everyone at my home.
17:51Okay, you call it.
17:53I'll come in a little while.
17:54Okay?
17:55Yes.
17:58We should meet each other.
18:02We should meet each other.
18:11I'll call everyone.
18:17How?
18:22How?
18:27How are you?
18:29How are you?
18:29How are you?
18:31How are you?
18:37And at this time, we will be able to get it from the pace of the game.
18:41So, in the history of our Gokul Dham team, our team will be declared our team.
18:47And we have to win. Why?
18:51We win!
18:52Yes, Uncle!
18:54When you play cricket, you just need to know that.
18:57When you play 4 or 6,
19:00and when you play balling, you play batsman.
19:04You play balling!
19:04Wow, Tappu!
19:06We will do such a balling, that we will beat the world.
19:11It's fine, Popat, it's fine.
19:13Then our team will win!
19:18But then, I can't see Tappu's father.
19:23Oh?
19:23I can't see Tappu's father.
19:26Oh?
19:27Daya, baby!
19:28Look!
19:29My wife won't be my wife.
19:33And my wife won't be your wife.
19:34And your wife, Jay Thalal, won't be your wife.
19:37Today, the relationship is over.
19:40Hey, boy!
19:42Tell me!
19:43Hey, sure!
19:47You're right!
19:50You're right!
19:51You're right!
19:53You'll get married!
19:53The others are too hard!
19:55This is my friend!
19:57The royal rammer.
19:57That is, you are right!
19:59The people who say that are people who say
20:01You're right?
20:02We're all friends.
20:02You're right.
20:03It's your family.
20:04It's your country.
20:05And have good luck.
20:08You're right.
20:11The boys are Running.
20:15Yes, Anjali Baba, you are very right. Everything is fair, in love and war.
20:24Yes, Jaya Bin, the big brother is our captain, right?
20:27So, we don't need to know about the tone of tone.
20:30Mommy, you just think so, we have to win this match.
20:34Okay, that's it, then the big brother, who you want to say, that's it.
20:40No, no, I won't say anything more.
20:41I won't say anything.
20:42So, today, we will start our jump and practice.
20:45Yes, yes, we will start our jump and practice.
20:49Great, very good.
20:51So, tell me, Jidhaji, what is our team's run-niti?
20:55Of course.
20:57I have prepared our run-niti for our team.
21:00So, first of all, the best player in their team is Tappu.
21:06Correct.
21:08If we are out-niti for Tappu, then our team will be our team.
21:13Correct?
21:14Absolutely, Captain.
21:15Correct?
21:15Yes, absolutely.
21:16So, the responsibility of Tappu to out-niti?
21:19I will give you.
21:21Absolutely, Captain.
21:24Right, Captain.
21:27Right, Captain.
22:11Yes, Captain.
22:15Yes, Captain.
22:15Yes, Captain.
22:22Yes, Captain.
22:25Yes, we're going to play the ball.
22:41Yes, Captain.
22:44I have no idea.
22:45I have no idea.
22:48So, after this,
22:50there is a special thing.
22:53Umpire Bappuji.
22:56If I will appeal to Bappuji,
22:59then they will give me
23:00and send me.
23:04Bappuji should be right.
23:05I don't want to say that.
23:07I also think.
23:08How do you hear about Bappuji?
23:12I don't want to say that.
23:14I don't want to say that.
23:15I don't want to say that.
23:16But now, Bappuji...
23:19Yes, that's right.
23:20So, this appeal
23:23I will give you everyone
23:24to all of you.
23:26Now, all of you
23:29have to appeal to everyone.
23:31Right, Captain.
23:32We will do it.
23:33We will do it that Bappuji will be out.
23:36So, this was my team
23:39to run for the team.
23:41Great!
23:42All of these are okay, Jethanji.
23:43But now, tell us
23:44when will we start practice?
23:46Yes.
23:46Ah!
23:47Tell us, Sethji.
23:48Good, good.
23:49I'm telling you.
23:51So,
23:52our practice
23:53from today
23:54from now
23:55means
23:56after one hour,
23:57we will meet
23:58and start practice.
24:00Okay.
24:01Okay.
24:01Great!
24:02So, let's just go and practice.
24:04Because practice
24:05makes a man perfect.
24:07So, let's all get up
24:09and brush up
24:09on our skills.
24:10Hmm?
24:15Okay.
24:16So, like our Malkin
24:17has said,
24:18everyone will brush
24:20after one hour
24:21we will meet
24:22in nature compound
24:26and start practice
24:28and start.
24:33Redmack!
24:39Take a minute,
24:40hear, hear.
24:42If our team
24:43won,
24:45then
24:46we will
24:46all players
24:47who are
24:47on the electronic side
24:48one-one mobile
24:50free.
24:51One-one
25:00We will win this match in any situation.
25:03What?
25:03Our team's name is Bindaast.
25:05We will all play in a bindaast way.
25:07No one will be scared.
25:09Yes.
25:10And Daya,
25:11one side and one side and one side.
25:14Yes, Captain.
25:16My mother has given this gift from childhood,
25:18that whatever gift comes to her.
25:21So, let's start the practice.
25:55Here we go
26:00Jack, there is a joke.
26:02What a joke?
26:03It doesn't joke it says something like this
26:05S'tum!
26:09See Jack, we are getting earlier!
26:11Yes!
26:12Where? In the world? In the Gump Honkj?
26:16Because if you're talking about the world, then I'll teach you.
26:19I'll teach you first in the world, huh?
26:21So we'll practice here.
26:24Absolutely.
26:25This is not a great deal.
26:28That's a great deal.
26:31We'll practice here.
26:35Golly, golly.
26:36We'll practice here.
26:40Golly, you won't do bowling.
26:45Golly, golly, golly.
26:46Golly, golly.
26:48If you've done bowling, then Tappu will be out.
26:52What's wrong, Tappu? Very good.
26:54You're the vice captain of the team.
26:56I'll get it.
27:01Uncle, I'm sorry, I can't do bowling.
27:03Tappu won't do it.
27:05I'm the father of Tappu.
27:06I won't do it with Tappu.
27:08Take care of it.
27:09I'm the father of Tappu.
27:11It's not the best.
27:15I'll get it.
27:16We'll practice here.
27:16You're the baby.
27:17If we don't practice here, you won't do it.
27:19We'll do it.
27:20We'll do it.
27:21We'll do it.
27:22We'll do it.
27:24You're the father.
27:25Golly.
27:26Let go of it.
27:27Let go of it.
27:28Let go of it.
27:29Come here.
27:30Come here.
27:32Hey, Jetia.
27:35Hey J.T.A. Hey, building master.
27:37Why do you take your hand and start doing something?
27:43Hey, brother. Have a team come here and come to the baggie.
27:49Yeah, good brother. Go, brother. Let your team go to the baggie.
27:52Hey J.T.A. you go to the baggie.
27:55Hey, Babuji.
27:58Come on, come on.
27:59Come on, brother.
28:00What's going on, brother?
28:02What's the problem?
28:03No, there's no problem, Mohanlal.
28:06They're two teams.
28:07So I said, where are you going from?
28:10We're doing the practice of guidance.
28:12We're doing the practice of guidance.
28:13Babita Ji, it's good for me.
28:15It's good for us.
28:16So we'll be very good for us.
28:19We'll see how it's done.
28:21We'll see how it's done.
28:22We'll see how it's done.
28:22What's going on?
28:24Let's go, let's go.
28:25Sit down, let's go.
28:27Let's go.
28:30Bye-bye.
28:30Bye-bye.
28:31Go, go.
28:33Do you know what to do with the doggy?
28:36You're looking for the doggy, buddy.
28:39Yeah, come on.
28:41Tell us about this, Mohanlal.
28:43We'll see you.
28:44Come on.
28:45Silence.
28:46Silence.
29:09I know.
29:18You're looking at some food, the doggy ma.
29:20I don't know.
29:21What are you doing, brother?
29:27Baby, you understand?
29:29The bird is coming here.
29:33What are you doing?
29:57Go, go, go!
30:01Go, papa!
30:04Come on, sony!
30:06Come on, brother!
30:10Sorry!
30:11Thank you, brother.
30:22Come on, brother!
30:24Come on, brother!
30:27Ah!
30:29Ah!
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