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00:06Terminando seriousness.
00:07Ven, voy, voy, voy, voy.
00:11Go, go, go.
00:15Taba.
00:17Usted es el ovation.
00:18Ahà está, ahà está.
00:19No, no, no.
00:20Ya está, no.
00:21¡Ya está!
00:26¡Mába mi Swiss!
00:27¡Majé, decÃtes!
00:30¡Mába de eso, mi león!
00:33¡Machillo!
00:36¿Por qué?
00:36¿Eso si acertó en el primer texto el differentiation?
00:40¡Oh!
00:40Vale!
00:40Vamos ver si pones que se atentará.
00:48¡Eat healthy and balanced diet!
00:51¡Goo! ¡Goo! ¡Goo!
00:57¡Goo!
00:57¡Goo!
00:57¿Tumaba?
00:58¿Tumaba? ¿Tumaba?
01:00¡Ah, yun lang!
01:01Napigil mo, pero si Kim ang hindi nakapagpigil.
01:04¡Ah, nadali si Kim!
01:07Ah, at least, meron naman akong okay, okay, yellow card pa lang.
01:10So, okay pa naman.
01:11¡Idol ko to eh!
01:13No, siya kinay, simula pa lang ang lalana ng tawa niya.
01:16As in, umiiyak siya.
01:18Panay ka talaga ni Tiji.
01:19Panay ako.
01:21Umpisa pa lang,
01:22tapos nakikita ko na kung paano siya gumalaw,
01:24paano siya magsalita,
01:26paano niya i-present yung iba't ibang talk niya.
01:30Hindi ko na kinayak.
01:32Nag-fan girl mode ako.
01:33At dahil siya,
01:35¡Ay!
01:35Yellow card ka, yellow card ka.
01:40Five hours, 18 minutes, 56 seconds.
01:44Anong oras kaya ako babalik?
01:45Good luck!
01:45Yay!
01:47Yay!
01:48Ayun!
01:49Ayun!
01:49Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:52Woohoo!
01:53Woohoo!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo na nakakuha ng yellow.
01:57Kim, last chance mo na toe.
02:00Kira ka yung balat niyan?
02:01Hindi, bro.
02:02Binulatan mo yun.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:04Mukhang nakakalibutan na lang challenge masaya sila,
02:05kaya back to me.
02:07Cut!
02:08Yay!
02:09Yan na!
02:13Go!
02:16Ay!
02:16May tao!
02:16May tao!
02:17May tao!
02:17May tao!
02:18O na, o na!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito slide.
02:22Ayoko na nga.
02:26May bayong!
02:27May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:29May bayong!
02:29Tingnan ko nga.
02:31May bayong!
02:32Ito!
02:32Oo, kanina yan?
02:34Ay!
02:34For!
02:34Para sa akin pala to e!
02:35Ay, sakto yung pagkuhan ko.
02:37Ako, sakto pala pagkuhan ko.
02:38Oo, oo.
02:39For, Negi.
02:40Umorder kasi.
02:41Kung tama-tama dumating yung anong oo.
02:44Nabigay ko sa'yo to.
02:45Eto, abigay ko sa'yo.
02:47Ano to?
02:47Maganda to sa ano?
02:48Diyan.
02:49Ah!
02:49Sa gitang!
02:51Interior.
02:52Ayan.
02:53Eto sa'yo.
02:55Salpapidito to e!
02:55Ba't din natin laruin kada bonot?
02:57Iba-iba?
02:58Oo nga, no?
02:58Pwede.
02:59Eh, pero ano?
03:00Subukan nyo muna yung mamaya sa inyo.
03:02Eto, pwede yung hula hoop to e!
03:03Ayan, oo.
03:04Pwede yan.
03:05Eto, nipple tape to e!
03:06Oo tama, para matakpang kasi ano.
03:08Why don't we try the English only please challenge?
03:13Pa ba?
03:14English only please.
03:15Comedians must speak only in English.
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one.
03:21One by one, let's do it one by one.
03:23Okay, one by one.
03:24Okay, okay.
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket.
03:27Okay.
03:28Like this one, you can use this as a, like that.
03:32Oh!
03:33I know that game!
03:35Tomato.
03:35Got it!
03:36Okay.
03:37You get it.
03:38What is that?
03:38What's that?
03:39Uh, this is a, uh, uh, oh, it's an old-school telephone.
03:46Oh!
03:47Hello?
03:48Hello, telephone!
03:50Old-school telephone.
03:51Old-school telephone.
03:51It started in 1935.
03:53Oh, yeah?
03:53And it ended in 1935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that, I don't know, like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01Really?
04:01You are inspiring.
04:02Thank you.
04:03Next, next, next.
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko, napapanood natin.
04:08Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo, parang palit ng palit eh.
04:12Ano ba yung pinasa ko?
04:14How about you, Chad?
04:15This one.
04:16What is that?
04:17You use it when the war.
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Your helmet!
04:23Your helmet!
04:24Japanese!
04:25Yeah, Japanese.
04:26Okay, go, go, go.
04:27Uh, this one.
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:33Different.
04:33Yeah, like pak, pak, katol!
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh!
04:37Oh my God!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman.
04:42Naku, nakakaloka!
04:44I'm, I'm, I'm picked.
04:45Guys, I'm picked.
04:46The journey ends here.
04:49Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakaraampa?
04:59Hindi ako makaraampa.
05:00Hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01Tote, hindi kasi ulo ng mga bata.
05:02Ganit siya!
05:02Ayan na diyan!
05:04Nandiyan na yung sundu ko eh.
05:06Harampa na ako!
05:08Hindi ako makaraampa.
05:09Hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo!
05:11May may gusto mong lugaw.
05:16So, huwag na natin patagalin ito.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman.
05:19Kung bakit ako nagpunta dito.
05:21Agad, agad.
05:23Tang ina nyo, let's watch, please.
05:26Banda mo mura yung holds!
05:27Gigil ako eh.
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:32Katol.
05:32Todo na tol!
05:34I love it!
05:36I love it!
05:38Natawa ako dun sa todo na tol.
05:42Todo na tol!
05:46Yun, doon na ako nalintikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spirit of the glass na lang kami.
05:56Sonegi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry, guys!
05:59It's okay!
06:02It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:04Sobrang saya!
06:05It's okay!
06:08Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo, yung mga makasama ko lang kayo,
06:12eh, malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Ang mahal-mahal ang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala silang makasama!
06:21Salamat!
06:22May nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:26Pero, siyempre,
06:27wala naman akong masamang feeling na buti nga sa'yo.
06:29Wala naman...
06:32Bakalaka, kung ganyan lang pala,
06:33sana nagtong-its, sana lang tayo sa bahay!
06:38Halika naman tong-its sa muna tayo.
06:40Halika naman tong-its sa'yo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card, Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi!
06:47Hindi ko talaga kinaya si Rufa, Ming!
06:49Napaka-bungis-ingis mo!
06:51Oo!
06:53Hindi ko kiri!
06:54Natawa ako!
06:55Saka-pinid ko kasi!
06:57Seko na ba yan?
06:57Kaya niya todo na, tol!
06:59Kaya natawa ako!
07:00Kaya rin yung tatawa sa'yo sa'yo sa'yo.
07:02G-ber! G-ber!
07:03Super-chikahan kayo, ah! Back to game!
07:05Yan na!
07:06Ay!
07:08Ay!
07:09Ay!
07:09Ay mo!
07:09Ang ka na cheerleader!
07:11Ha?
07:12Buwate mo ako!
07:13Sige!
07:13Okay, cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:16One!
07:17Two!
07:17Three!
07:18Oh!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Kaya ba naka-cheerleader naman ako, kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:24eh di sakay-sakay na lang din.
07:26It's sorbetes.
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor.
07:28I'll be gentle.
07:29Okay, alright.
07:30And then you walk, I'll play!
07:31Okay, Jason!
07:32Di ba naihi ka?
07:33Okay.
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola.
07:35Kasi si Jason naiihi.
07:37Siak to meron.
07:38Sabi ko, oh sige, gamitin mo.
07:40Ayun.
07:41Sorbetes! Sorbetes! Sorbetes!
07:44Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay! Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung time, perfect time para mapatawa ko siya.
07:51Ti Pichi, try lang natin.
07:53Oo, sige, sige.
07:54Ako yung naka-higa?
07:55Oo, ikaw lang.
07:56Oo, sige.
07:58Ayan.
07:59Gusto ko makita ng si Krutam, eh.
08:01Kailangan maayos kaya, Ti Pichi talaga.
08:03Sige, sige.
08:03Kahit mo siya na lang!
08:04Yan, yan.
08:06One, two, three, go!
08:08Go!
08:08Go, chat!
08:09Go, chat!
08:11Go, chat!
08:11Go, chat!
08:12Go, chat!
08:12Go, chat!
08:13Go, chat!
08:13Go, chat!
08:15Go, chat!
08:15Go, chat!
08:16Go, chat!
08:17Go, chat!
08:19Go, chat!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh.
08:21Pero hindi ako dun natawa.
08:22Hindi naman sa buhok niyang...
08:24Ang tawag dun.
08:26Hindi naman siya panot-panot ba yun?
08:27Charot!
08:29Anong tawag dun siya hair na yun?
08:32Bacon.
08:33Charot!
08:35Go, go, chat!
08:37Go, chat!
08:37Go, go!
08:38Ang hirap magpatawa nang hindi tumatawa.
08:41Hirap na hirap ako.
08:43Ganda, diba?
08:44Thank you very much, everybody, for cheerleading!
08:47Yay!
08:48Congratulations.
08:49Thank you.
08:50Maganda yun, maganda.
08:51Ano yan?
08:51Ano yan?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54Ano yan?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56Ang ginagawa niya, umiinom sa arinola!
08:59Oh my God!
09:01This is a nice mug here.
09:03Yeah, it's a...
09:03It's a family mug.
09:08Nakita ko yung arinola.
09:09Ah, okay, we're going there.
09:12Simula na po ito ng baboyan sa Pilipinas.
09:14Masarap, masarap!
09:15Sarap, try mo!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try mo!
09:18Oh my God!
09:19Ang baboy!
09:20Wow!
09:22Very good!
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:26You're in the family coffee!
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:28It's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32Coffee, coffee, coffee!
09:34Baboy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung baboy?
09:37Eh?
09:40You can't try!
09:42No!
09:43I don't copy myself!
09:44I palpitate.
09:45I'll pipitate.
09:46Bago pa kayo mag-copy ko na at mag-away dyan.
09:57When are you charging?
10:04Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh my God!
10:08The ADHD cents!
10:12birth Mülla k tools!
10:12Can't they turn off but could use your turn?
10:13Where did you please keepabo?
10:13B Keith's at home?
10:14Ate Peachy!
10:16Ma kung Pisceso,
10:16¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
10:19¡Gracias!
10:21¡Gracias por ver el video!
10:22¡Es increÃble!
10:25¿Te acuerdas de nuevo?
10:26¿Sabes cómo cuando tienes que ir a la fraternidad
10:28y no te unen a un nuevo?
10:29Casi dice,
10:30nos vamos a meter un nuevo tropa
10:32y después de haber iniciación.
10:35Pero yo estoy aquà porque...
10:38Mi seré muy alegrado.
10:40Me gustarÃa pedir otra award.
10:42¡Oh!
10:43No necesitamos...
10:44¡Vamos a ver!
11:46¡Ah!
11:48¡Ah!
11:48¡Ah!
11:49¡Ah!
11:50¡Ah!
11:52Dabakabungisngis niyong dalawa.
11:54Ang ikalawang red guide ng Pinas, Jason Gainza.
11:58Alae, bungisngis ka kasi!
12:00Back to the game.
12:02May... pero...
12:05Ito na.
12:07Ki.
12:08Ah.
12:10Let's do it now.
12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:41Sorry, Chad, pero nagkataon lang.
12:44Masarap kita.
12:45Pero kung wala ka sa harap ko,
12:47I don't think may isip kita, Chad, na pangit.
12:50Grabe ka naman kay Piti.
12:52Empoy!
12:52Ayun.
12:53Empoy!
12:54Yeah.
12:55Alika dito, napapagbintangan ako eh.
12:58Sino yan?
12:58Para sa'yo.
12:59Kung walang empoy, tatanggapin ko yun.
13:01Basta sige, ah, may point.
13:03Eh, nakita ko si empoy.
13:04Buti nga, wala na si Negi, kundi damay yun.
13:07Sino tayo na hanap?
13:09Yung pangit daw, ikaw.
13:10Uy, wait lang.
13:12Hawak mo na eh, ba't pinasa mo pa?
13:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:19Malunggay!
13:24Hindi eh.
13:25Kasi alam po si Chad na yung pinaka, pinaka eh.
13:28Sinong nagbibihes sa loob?
13:30Si Tuesday siguro.
13:32Ay, andyan ka pala?
13:33Si Bik.
13:34Dalin nyo sa'kan dito, gugulating ka.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:37Para ano?
13:37Kaya mo kumakasak ng buo.
13:38Pasok ka.
13:39Ito, ito, si Bik.
13:40Ito, si Bik.
13:40Bik!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball.
13:46Bro, may basketball ring doon, improvised.
13:49Sahan?
13:49Yan o, yung may...
13:50Yan.
13:51Victor!
13:53Ano yan?
13:54Si Victor, ano eh, parang batang patay.
13:56Yung hindi nasasalita.
13:57Ah, bakit ganito to?
13:58Yung nagbato ka tapos nalaglag sa lupa.
14:01Ang gano.
14:03Yan.
14:03Maganda yan.
14:04Oye!
14:13Ang gano na maliita mo.
14:14Ang daming butas.
14:15Oo, ngay.
14:18Ganito na lang.
14:18Kung sino may hawak ka ng bawala, siya didilaan ang aso.
14:21Sige.
14:21Ang karakter ko kasi doon, hindi lang basta aso.
14:24Yung tao ka, na aso.
14:25Magpapabeli-rab sana ako.
14:27Meron akong didilaan.
14:29Guys, may gagawin si Pepe.
14:30May everyone's attention, please.
14:32Oo!
14:32Oo, kasi may nagtatrabaho sa funeral service.
14:36Naalala ko, nag-aaral ako ng mediumship eh.
14:39Oo!
14:39Nagpapasapi ako sa iba't ibang spirito para magbigay ng mensahe.
14:42Kasi lahat ng spirito nagbigay ng mensahe.
14:45Ah, oo.
14:46Oo, so isang inaaral ko, ito pang beginner lang.
14:49Okay, para sa mga nag-aaral din ang gusto magpasapi,
14:53the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So, yung tongue natin, yun yung pinakamabilis na paraan
14:58para makakonekta tayo sa spirito ng kahit sino.
15:01Mahilig ako sa mga kwentong sanib eh.
15:03Yung unang sumanib sa akin yung spirito ng tae.
15:05So, buha ko kumonekta sa spirito ng tae.
15:08Pwede ba, Moy?
15:09Huh?
15:09Wag, wag, kasi mawawala yung epekto ng spirito niya.
15:12Mawawala yung epekto.
15:13Okay.
15:14Huh?
15:16Oo!
15:16Yan na, yan na.
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:18Kuit, kuit.
15:19Ano na yung spirito ng tae.
15:24Tayo na, may tae.
15:25Lamalabas ang bibig niya.
15:27Iba din.
15:28Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:32Maglalaro yun naman ako ng tae.
15:34Pero hindi ganun ka-itim.
15:37Grace lang.
15:38Masabi ng spirito ng tae.
15:40Tayo daw, pag tumatay tayo,
15:43dapat araw-araw.
15:44Sa lahat ng paragraph ng spiritong susapi sa'yo,
15:46ba't naisip mo tae?
15:47Natatawa ako na nandidiri ako na, ano.
15:50Minsan kasi, ano, disgusting things can be funny kasi.
15:53Diba?
15:53Yo estaba en la vista de la sorpresa.
15:57Vamos a ver.
15:59Puedo hablar con el espÃritu.
16:01Para que nos quiera sufrimiento.
16:02Sigue, sigue.
16:03Gracias.
16:06Muchas offenses.
16:08Porque hay muchas cosas.
16:16Puta de mÃ, Pepe.
16:19Si te hagas de mÃ, también.
16:20¡Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan, yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon, yung mga batang basahayahin niya.
16:31Baby Toni!
16:34Hola!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero, muka na lang, nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi, diba, dito naman, lahat ang gagawin nyo, eh, may, meron namang intensyon, diba?
16:46May intensyon, at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:56Shit.
17:05At may tunog pa yan, hindi ba sa ano lang, reaksyon lang.
17:17Kibig!
17:17Hindi na talaga kinaya.
17:20Aw, red card, red card for you!
17:27Nadali ako ng tae.
17:29Ganda.
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Balak ko lang, magpaywatig ng mensahe ng tae talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ako ng tae,
17:39habang sinasaniban ako, nakikita ko siya sa gilid.
17:41Nagiging parang aso na siya, naging all fours na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya, baka nagmoment siya.
17:46What if may kasama ka, sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo, bago kayo pumasok ng bahay, may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito ang isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:16Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:21Ah!
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya, baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay.
18:32Kaya sabi ko, ay shit.
18:34Na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:39Ah-ha.
18:41May ayoko pang maging close dyan, ayaw ko siya mag-iisa.
18:44Huwag kang mag-alala.
18:46Hindi siya mag-iisa at hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:49Dahil may isa pang...
18:54Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
19:00Ah, okay.
19:01Yes, yes.
19:03Kinabahan si Gerald, kala niya siya.
19:05Ako nga!
19:07Yes, it's you Tuesday.
19:09Ah!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:15Ah, let's go.
19:16Oh, no!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa jowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course, I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun-expect na yung more on the performances, siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye, guys!
19:38Bye-bye!
19:39Bye-bye!
19:41Bye-bye!
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo.
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko.
20:09Naka-isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo.
20:11Nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa.
20:13Pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:15Ayan!
20:19Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Oo.
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad, this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:30Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi, babush.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Lock.
20:46Slice.
20:48Lock.
20:56Kinabaan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58Oh, shucks.
21:03Balita ngayon.
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pakapagot at walang kalandian.
21:13Nang nag-iisang superhero'ng likaw
21:15na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay,
21:18walang iba kundi si
21:19Super Empoy.
21:22Si Empoy, mukha siyang yung kakanin
21:24na galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number.
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka na ni Kamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha.
21:54Nulumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:56isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo.
21:59Ang hirap.
22:13Habang nagpe-perform ako,
22:15inisip ko lahat robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag inisip kong ito yung mga kalabang ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:22Empoy, empoy, empoy, empoy!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:26Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang!
22:28Rek, sorry, sorry, sorry!
22:30Ow, sorry, sorry!
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Too big?
22:33No, no, no, guys, no!
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh!
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:46His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time Twinkle Calderon.
22:52She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:59istratus.
22:59Ah, cloud pa lang si Twinkle.
23:01Yes, I agree at you.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the
23:06moment,
23:07me,
23:07and Twinkle.
23:09Okay.
23:13Oh!
23:15Hey, looks like you.
23:17Karan, she iniimu.
23:18It's the same, boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me
23:27badminton
23:28day in my life.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me
23:33is very twin
23:34because every day
23:35we are each other,
23:37ourselves,
23:37both.
23:39When I'm sick,
23:41she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven,
23:44eight,
23:44nine,
23:45ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:50Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish
23:51talaga nung araw yan.
23:52Kaya siya nagkaroon na-aplido
23:54kasi nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira
23:57sa street na yon,
23:58Calderon.
23:59Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:01That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh my goodness,
24:04Twinkle!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka
24:13talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:16Ayoko ng icon pa kasi
24:20nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oo, di ba?
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds
24:38ng titig kay Empoy
24:39at di ka tumawa,
24:41ang galing mo.
24:41Oh my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage
24:46there in sa center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:50this song is for you.
24:53Ah, pakitang gilas ka,
24:55tutogtog ka pa.
24:58Okay, go!
25:00Hey Twinkle!
25:01Hey Twinkle!
25:03I just want you to know
25:05That I love you so
25:08That I love you so
25:11You're my
25:12Twinkle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-lickle-dickle-dickle
25:46Twinkle, likibidi, kiri-piri, kiri-bi
25:46lo que es lo que hacÃa, eso es lo que hacÃa.
25:49So, sorry, guys.
25:52I miss my goldfish.
26:02Uy, hay alaga.
26:05Twinkle ball.
26:07Bell.
26:08Twinkle bell.
26:12Bravo!
26:13Bravo!
26:16Si Twinkle, alam kong proud siya sakin.
26:19Maglalaro ba tayo? Ano sa rage?
26:20Ano yung lalaruin natin?
26:21Sa rage.
26:22Ay, ay, ay!
26:23Lepono.
26:24Hello.
26:25Kunin yung dalawa ni Cheryl.
26:27Sa props room.
26:28Yung package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:31Okay, guys.
26:31Okay, salamat.
26:32Okay, salamat.
26:36Eto.
26:37Eto siguro.
26:38Okay, eto.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya
26:43na galing sa bibig.
26:45Nang peras na galing sa aking bibig.
26:50Ah, peras.
26:51Ayun.
26:52Kaparehas nito.
26:54Nang fruit.
26:55Nang kalaya, fruit.
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit.
26:58Fruit, fruit basket.
27:00Fruit basket?
27:02Oh, come on.
27:03May tumawad ay.
27:04Nasahit niyo din.
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:12Sino?
27:14Hey!
27:16Hey!
27:17Hello.
27:17Hi!
27:18Para na-miss mo kayo ng very light.
27:20Medyo tumagal ka dun, May.
27:22Oh, way!
27:22Ayun.
27:23Ayun.
27:24Nakakatakot tingnan.
27:25Actually, nakakaaliw kasi kanya-kanya ng eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:33My name is Ramon Tiktik.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all, we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Exhale.
27:45Exhale.
27:46Putanin ang baho.
27:51Oh!
27:52Five thousand.
27:53Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:56Oh!
27:57Oh!
27:58Bakit ba ako may dalal nito?
28:00Oh!
28:02Ay! Dalawa.
28:07Ah!
28:08Ah!
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan,
28:12y el hombre que no se le hagan.
28:15Pero, ¿verdad?
28:15Puedo ir a la hora,
28:16para que no se le hagan.
28:18Pindu-te a la X-ray icon
28:19y se escree de la web
28:20y móvil para saber
28:22si se le hagan la bala
28:24en la tinalupan.
29:10Gracias por ver el video.
29:25Gracias por ver el video.
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