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00:05this is it that's the national cheerleading championships at Daytona that is where I will
00:10win my 15th trophy making me the winningest coach in college year history and beating out my mean
00:16old ex-coach Marge Hargeberg but what's really important is that these kids are going to get to
00:26experience a true win and these are the waves that we're gonna run into when we are crown champions
00:32now the band shell and Daytona is outside and my team didn't really used to performing with nature
00:38except possums fish and hogs unfortunately they cannot practice outside right now because the
00:46air is unsafe to breathe if you're seeing this that means there has been a class 3 meltdown at
00:51one of the candy button factory reactors so please stay inside oh if it's green you're clean
01:00if it's red so I've recruited Miss Dot to simulate weather so I've covered every possible scenario
01:10can this team win at Daytona we can we will
01:17I'm okay I gotta stop setting myself up like that
01:26breaking wind news a tropical storm is set to hit Daytona all cheer events will be moved indoors
01:33with very high ceilings okay y'all be careful get in here phone in phone in while y'all are
01:41here
01:41you represent cheer huddle staying and most importantly me that means everybody needs to
01:46be on their best behavior peaches that's not your luggage all right I'm gonna check in we'll get our
01:52lanyards don't wander off this is business it's not a vacation Ben Benita on Daytona say hello to
01:58vacation Boone I love Daytona I mean Courtney's always just so focused on the competition it's
02:04my job to be the trophy husband which if I understand that term correctly means just look good carry the
02:10trophy so the rest of the time I'm watching March Madness with a bunch of buddies I've met over the
02:14years I'm also arm candy cuz this is where I keep my licorice
02:23oh I'm off the clock crystal I'm gonna get me around bed and a fish full of room keys Daytona's
02:29my kind of town and that I've never been there so don't have to worry about ruining my reputation
02:35oh judge took off your ankle monitor congratulations I guess it makes sense
02:38because you were allowed to leave the state yeah that's the story I gotta tell you lately I think
02:46it's hadeldens done but if you get confused you can always subtract a T room 202 tag your friends
02:54as I was saying I am very excited to be back here for my 15th trophy with my new team
02:59do you
03:00think Marge Hargeberg is gonna be a problem for you given that you're trying to break her record
03:03I'm ready to break that record and put her behind me but she is behind you
03:08room 202 tell your friends I just can't believe my old coach is here Lord Marge just really scream
03:16at me and say very mean things about my legs she gave me PTSD for many years if I was
03:21close enough
03:22to smell her lotion my right arm would go dead but Jergens is in the building for sure and I
03:28only
03:28got one tingle so that's progress you know what I'm a grown and very accomplished woman now
03:36so why don't we go say hello huh come on holy Courtney Lorraine Gina Davis yes
03:46well it's Potter now the Davis part I would recognize those weird legs anywhere too big
03:52to fly too small to base okay well they are just the right size to coach uh-huh and get
03:59my 15th
03:59trophy oh I'll be the judge of that I'm not on your team anymore Marge you don't get to judge
04:04me
04:06actually I do I am one of the judges of this competition are you hitting me right now Marge
04:14Hargeberg had to just crawl out of some hole to come and judge my team and now I got to
04:17worry about
04:18that old but you know what else I like my legs my friends like my legs in fact one time
04:23I was on a bus
04:23and an older gentleman told me they just don't quit so these legs in fact can will and must deliver
04:29the most flawless routine that that old man has ever seen look there she is I'm fine can we get
04:35a snap
04:35of you too sure yes put your arms around each other just um okay great okay glad you got that
04:49rubbish out
04:49your system before it really counts we have a limited time to rehearse focus up dial in yeah
04:55you don't have to worry about anything but each other and one spiteful vindictive judge come on
05:00down your spray tan sucks all right ten more times Tammy each team gets around for 45 minutes okay
05:05it's our turn well we're not leaving so what you gonna do about it wow Tam just when I thought
05:10you
05:11couldn't sink any lower you'd be surprised how low I'm capable of going you're sweating Tammy I can
05:15see it I don't think you're built for the spotlight I was born for the spotlight my mother was a
05:22real
05:22flyer notably she played Peter Pan at the El Paso playhouse one night during the song I'm flying she
05:29gave birth to me while flying unfortunately I was never able to fill her tights on stage
05:41but as my mother said I won't grow up you want to see a spotlight look who's looking down at
05:47who
05:47now you're basically my heart put me down Monica oh look who it is my new bestie Marge Hartberg hi
05:59doll yeah how do y'all even know each other we met on that new application Facebook yeah she's standing
06:05right here stop okay Tammy and Marge are Facebook friends Benny you know what that means first of
06:14all it means they're talking about me second of all it means that are you trying to mute me no
06:19ma'am
06:19okay well second of all it means that Tammy's team's gonna get favored and that is very unfair to my
06:24kids all right come here mama bear it's gonna be all right you know what I think you should do
06:29what
06:29I think you should head down to that coach's mixer for the next hour 20 pending overtime and kiss a
06:36whole ton of Marge booty no yes fine okay mm-hmm that's what I'll do yes ma'am but that
06:44means
06:44you're on home monitor duty no yes sir these kids do not leave their room if they want to be
06:48champions
06:48yes ma'am love you love you more uh yes I would like an order of Courtney's gone come on
06:56up
06:58oh Steven okay I need your help yeah I don't want anybody going in and out of the rooms
07:02Roger that love you love you like a co-worker only this is Daytona Steven completely responsible
07:08doesn't do anything stupid room 202 what's 202 damn it dot I can't believe we're on lockdown at 6 30
07:20I might as well have stayed in juvie I think it's kind of cool actually being mocked in a hotel
07:24room
07:25plus with the storm rolling in it's kind of romantic yeah I'm glad I've got protection just
07:31in case we go outside yeah I gotta get out of here if I get more than four hours of
07:35sleep I'm useless we
07:36can't coach says we're not allowed in the hallways that's why God made balconies huh to jump off of
07:41we're in Florida right it's lawless anyone coming I'm in anyone else hey there Marge wow I love
07:51that necklace did you forge it yourself in a fire did you forge it I hope you're better at coaching
07:58than you are at kissing ass I'm not uh kissing ass that is um truthfully I did want to come
08:06down here
08:06and say that you are the reason I am the coach I am today and I thank you you trying
08:12to sway the judge
08:15no I forgot you were even judging it's probably this is blonde you know how it is you know that
08:23only
08:23applies when it's real okay well um I would love to pay for your drink then I will be on
08:31uh my way
08:33I just want you to know that my kids are so talented I often say we can
08:40we will
08:42we
08:44get out
08:47oh come on
08:49wow
08:51wow
08:52wow wow wow
08:54wow
08:58you were supposed to be watching those kids get out save yourselves
09:03bobby you should be ashamed of yourself sorry ma'am
09:05miss dot is now taking the mascot to the hospital and we are very lucky that his big old mascot
09:10head
09:10acted like a helmet it broke his fault great I was wearing a helmet when I got hit and I'm
09:14fine
09:15this is a disaster okay I was wearing a helmet when I got hit and I'm fine
09:20without the mascot the whole routine doesn't work so I'm gonna have to come up with something
09:23completely new and I have spaghetti arm
09:27coach you put this team together against all odds and you are in Daytona and you're gonna win
09:33your 15th championship if anyone can do it it's you
09:41thank you coach
09:42now what can I do to help you coach
09:48I told y'all that Daytona was not fun and games and yet you decided to risk it off for
09:54a night out and now we lost Marvin
09:57don't wear a cape if you can't fly
09:58well thankfully he's not dead but he is out of the routine
10:02now as much as I want to go nuclear on y'all for disobeying me oh I'm gonna keep my
10:06calm
10:07because I don't want y'all to get dead armed when I'm judging you in 15 years at Daytona
10:10so listen up we've got this
10:14Madonna thank God you're here we okay you know this choreography better than anybody
10:19it is your strong suit honey we believe in you
10:21it's time for you to believe in yourself again
10:24there's no humble and tumble baby
10:26you belong out front
10:27yeah
10:28come on
10:28yes sir
10:31yeah I got you coach
10:39I want to win
10:41I want that trophy
10:48I want that trophy
10:59hey are we supposed to look this stupid I feel flammable
11:02I think the word you're looking for is iconic but don't smoke or you'll blow us
11:07and now from Wichita Flats Texas
11:09Sammy Davis Senior Junior College
11:12alright y'all stay here
11:13catcher up next
11:13get warmed up
11:14and we'll be right back
11:185, 6, 7, 8
11:20no box
11:20get it
11:22turn it up
11:23move
11:23come on
11:26some body save your soul cause you've been sinning in the city
11:29I know
11:30traumatic troubles of these lovers got you lost in control
11:33from the end of control of me and nutzen and my sugar you'll go
11:36I want the groove of kicking out your own high
11:39cause you don't even know
11:42I can make your hands clap
11:44I said I can make your hands clap
11:49somebody save your soul cause you've been sinning in the city
11:52You know, I watch your sex and your aggression
11:54When they're holding a glass
11:56Cause you know what to do
11:59I can make your hands clap
12:02Say, I can make your hands clap
12:04Every night when the stars come out
12:08Am I the only living soul around
12:11We can make screaming till the sun comes out
12:14Get on my knees and see your friends change ground
12:18I can make your hands clap
12:47You better pray, Courtney, stop!
12:50That fall is definitely gonna cost them points
12:53And even that rat bastard Marge Hargeberg has to know that
12:55I don't care if she hears me
12:59Thank God
13:04Sally, you're so sparkly
13:08I couldn't have done any of this without you
13:10It has been an honor being your fake dad
13:14Hey, hey, hey
13:16You good?
13:18What if I get the yips again?
13:20Listen to me
13:20I can't tell you how many cheerleaders I've had
13:23They get the yips at tryouts
13:24And they do their best that they don't
13:26I couldn't tell her how many
13:28Because the number is zero
13:30Thank you, coach
13:31Yes
13:31You're my girl
13:33You got this
13:34Okay
13:35All right, y'all gather around
13:37Come with me
13:38Now, we may have started as a ragtag little group
13:41But when I look around now
13:43I see elite athletes that everybody in this arena should fear
13:48That's right
13:48You have earned your right to be here
13:51You have trusted yourselves
13:52You have trusted each other
13:55You trusted me
13:56You just gotta do it one more time
13:58For the next two minutes
13:59In 15 seconds, you will leave it all on the map
14:02You heard?
14:03Are we gonna show them how the candy buttons roll?
14:05Okay
14:06All right, hands in
14:08Boom, I need a hand in
14:09One, two, three
14:14Performing now from Heddle, Heddle, Hootlstein, Oklahoma
14:19Heddleman, Junior College
14:20Go, go, go, go
14:23Jesus, be the light
14:24Shined out on this team
14:30Wait, who is that?
14:32You got this
14:33Five, six, seven, eight
14:34Go, what is wrong?
14:39Go, Sonny
14:42Kissy face, kissy face
14:44Senty, oh, look
14:45I'm trying to kiss your lips for real
14:48Red hearts, red hearts
14:50That's what I want, yeah
14:52Come give me something I can feel
14:55Don't you want me like I want you, baby
14:58Don't you need me like I need you now
15:01Six, six, nine, are you, baby
15:13Play your heart back
15:15Oh
15:45Oh
16:15Oh
16:53Can we win Daytona we can and in second place with a final score of 98.6 Sammy Davis senior
17:03junior college
17:07We will
17:10And our NCC national champions with a final score of ninety nine point six
17:21We came in third
17:27Tammy had the best team you know what Marge this is
17:30I downloaded Facebook Messenger for you, but she was the worst coach
17:37All righty then and back to our champions actually not the worst coach
17:42Marge you gonna punish my team by giving them low marks because you got a problem with me you are
17:47a monster like Dracula
17:48You mean Dracula do I yeah, you know who I'm talking about, but you know what?
17:52I feel bad for you because you're done and I'm still going strong and that team will be a powerhouse
17:58and there's not a damn thing
17:59You could do about it
18:01What is that my score sheet?
18:04Your kids did a nice job out there. They're just not champions yet. I
18:10Judged you fairly and unlike you I didn't make it personal also unlike you I don't have cartoon legs
18:20My friends like my legs. I love your legs
18:25We say we use those legs go find your team. Oh my gosh. They must be so crushed
18:34What are y'all doing you said the winners get to go on the water the beach is closed so
18:39we came in
18:39But y'all know third place in women, right?
18:43How do you explain this?
18:49No
18:52Guys, good news. My parents told me to transfer to Tri-City
18:58But I told them I'd rather stay with you losers
19:04They're right
19:05Cheer is more than a competition. It is more than a trophy. It is about a team coming together to
19:12become the best version of themselves
19:14I mean look at these buttons
19:15They went from being a criminal
19:19Get up out of there
19:24A showboat
19:26It's me
19:26A homeless girl
19:33Someone with a sleep disorder
19:34Are you dead or sleeping?
19:37A busted cheerlebrity
19:39A busted cheerlebrity
19:41A 37 year old car rental salesman
19:44Woo! Go back!
19:47And a coach who had nowhere else to go
19:50They went from that to a team that came within 1.5 points of being national champions
19:55That's already winning
20:00Except it's not and that's why we will be coming back next year and taking it all
20:03Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
20:13Can this team come back and win it all?
20:16We can! We will!
20:18We can! We will!
20:19We live the home!
20:25I win this game, I win the entire pool
20:27Who?
20:28Best year of my life
20:30I think it's the best year of my life too, Benny
20:32Hmm
20:32I never would have thought that, but I got over March
20:35Hmm
20:35Got over Tammy
20:36Hmm
20:37I am going to win next year
20:40We can, we will
20:41We interrupt this program to report on a developing story from the world of junior college cheer
20:46We go live at SDSJC
20:48I'm coming out of retirement to coach Sammy Davis Senior Junior College
20:53Oh no!
20:54And I plan to win my 15th championship
20:57With the help of my assistant coach
20:59Tammy is tiny
21:01It's pronounced is-ten-y
21:02I'm coming for you, Courtney Potter
21:06And those legs
21:07Free falling
21:14Free falling
21:16Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:20Tell him something, don't say, don't say
21:22You forgot your tinny pops
21:24Just kidding
21:25Just
21:26Bye
21:29Mama, look
21:30Please
21:31Please
21:31You
21:31You
21:32You
21:33You
21:36You
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