Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 3 hours ago
Crackhead S01E03 Pee Not Pee

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:01I understand you recently lost your father and your mum, Catherine.
00:05She lives up in Auckland.
00:06Sleep, Mum.
00:07You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.
00:09She'll come round.
00:13You owe me for burning all my shit.
00:15Now we're leaving.
00:17You're on something, haven't you?
00:21What the fuck, Frankie?
00:23Why did you get me?
00:26Frankie!
00:33I'm a fan.
00:40I'll be so busy.
00:44I won't talk till I wait.
00:46I say it not till I mean it.
00:47Talk like I beat up the sun.
00:49I'm on top.
00:50I'm on top.
00:51I'm on top of the world.
00:53See me run.
00:53See me up.
00:54See me on with the goes.
00:56I'm on top.
00:56I'm on top.
00:57I'm on top of the world.
00:59I'll need a break that I'll take to the top of the world.
01:11What are you going to tell her?
01:16You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.
01:19Emma, it's Bella from the last resort.
01:22Can you please call me as soon as you get this?
01:27I bet, uh...
01:30Won't be long.
01:31Um, unclear.
01:34The hell?
01:35Maybe I can do it again. Maybe I'll just get them to do it.
01:38No, no, no, no, no.
01:43Fuck off.
01:45We got your blood test results back.
01:48Tell us what you took.
01:49I already told you nothing.
01:53Abnormally low levels of potassium.
01:55And an electrolyte imbalance.
01:57You took something. What was it?
01:59You have the blood test? You tell me.
02:00You know, we will figure this out.
02:02Sooner or later.
02:04We will.
02:12It doesn't say it took anything, does it?
02:24Frankie, there's a meeting in the living room.
02:30She took something.
02:34Shit, girls.
02:38Maybe it was the egg semi.
02:46Fucking tell me what the drugs were.
02:47Whoa, chill.
02:48It was some painkillers,
02:50some muscle relaxants,
02:52and some bisacodal.
02:53What the hell is bisacodal?
02:55It's an equine-strength laxative.
02:58Strong enough to clear
02:59a horse's arsehole.
03:05Okay.
03:05Ooh.
03:06Ooh.
03:08Ooh.
03:10A little white bum running out of your room
03:12like an orangutan's ass shit itself.
03:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:15Orangu-stank.
03:18Oh, shit.
03:23Oh, shivers.
03:24Hey, hey, hey.
03:24Hot chocolate.
03:25And?
03:26Well, last time you gave us hot chocolate,
03:28they told us that Sarah topped herself.
03:32Ah, thanks, everyone.
03:33We appreciate you all being here.
03:34Where's Georgia?
03:37Georgia attacked a fellow impatient.
03:39Because of this,
03:40she's been taken to Kofai House.
03:41What?
03:42She can't.
03:42She needs him.
03:43It's just until we can assess her.
03:44It's her fault.
03:46What the fuck?
03:47She ain't devil provoked her.
03:48No, come on, come on.
03:49It's your fault.
03:50It's your fault.
03:52She stabbed me in the fucking tent.
03:55Listen.
03:56Hey, listen.
03:58Patient safety
03:59is our highest priority.
04:01We are following protocol.
04:03When is she coming back?
04:04It's hard to say.
04:05Well, how long is she there for?
04:07Indefinitely.
04:08Not long.
04:09There's a care plan
04:10that needs to be followed.
04:11Yeah, a care plan
04:12that I sign off on.
04:28You fucking roofied me
04:29with horse laxatives?
04:30You didn't ask what it was,
04:32so I didn't tell.
04:34Is that the first time
04:35you've shat on a guy?
04:37You owe me actual drugs.
04:41I don't owe you shit.
04:43A ring, a stink.
04:49You have your time.
04:50I have mine.
04:54Later.
04:56Me.
04:56Later.
04:59Later.
05:07Give me some fucking privacy.
05:10Give me some fucking privacy.
05:11Later.
05:28We're not.
05:29Bye.
05:29About the others.
05:30Bye.
05:31Bye.
05:33Bye.
05:33Bye.
05:52Oh, no, help, help!
05:55Ah!
05:55Right, Al.
05:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:58Serious?
05:59Ah.
05:59That's five minutes, mate.
06:01Just for one dollar?
06:02Oh, come on.
06:03CREAMS?
06:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:05Come on, CREAMS!
06:33I don't know what you're saying.
07:13I don't know what you're saying.
07:33I don't know what you're saying.
08:18I don't know what you're saying.
08:27I don't know what you're saying.
08:42I don't know what you're saying.
09:07I don't know what you're saying.
09:37Do you need a hand with it?
09:38I can give you a hand.
09:38Do you know what you're doing?
10:09I don't know what you're saying.
10:14I don't know what you're saying.
10:41I don't know what you're saying.
10:53I don't know what you're saying.
10:58I don't know what you're saying.
11:22I don't know what you're saying.
11:32I don't know what you're saying.
11:45I don't know what you're saying.
11:59I don't know what you're saying.
12:16I don't know what you're saying.
12:18I don't know what you're saying.
12:19I don't know what you're saying.
12:43That's it.
12:44You know, the life should be out, not in.
12:50Yep.
12:52See, now that's being a dentist.
12:55That's why you've got great hands.
12:56I can see what you're doing there.
12:57You could be, like, in the Taranaki gallery or something, mate.
13:05What is that?
13:07Um, that's the shite devil.
13:09That's her jobby, and that's me with her jobby on me.
13:13Thanks for sharing, Eddie.
13:15Maddie, what have you got?
13:19Uh, it's her.
13:20Yeah, I just can't stop thinking about her getting stabbed in the tip.
13:22Fuck.
13:23Think about it over and over.
13:24Okay, thanks, Maddie.
13:26And over again.
13:27Um, Lydia, um, what have you got there?
13:31Wow, that's really fucking good.
13:34It's all of us murdering the asshole from last night's drug raid.
13:38Yeah.
13:39So there's some pretty strong feelings going on here, eh?
13:42There's a betrayer amongst us.
13:44We're in treatment for everyone.
13:47And we're not gonna let them get away with it.
13:49Yeah.
13:56Oi.
13:57Is your farmer finally coming to visit?
14:22I smell shit.
14:24Mmm.
14:25It's not the fuck on the race.
14:27Yeah, I smell something too.
14:29Nasty.
14:30Orang-a-stink.
14:35Orang-a-stink.
14:38.
14:38Oh, oh, oh!
14:39Oh, oh!
14:40Orang-a-stink.
14:41All right, I say!
14:43All right, I say!
14:47All right, I say!
14:49All right, I say!
14:51All right, I say!
14:54All right, I say!
15:11Can I try your email again?
15:15When it's your designated phone time, you can.
15:18It's really kind of important.
15:26Make it quick.
15:51You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.
15:54Hey, it's me.
15:57I just...
15:58Well, I need some clothes and...
16:02Some things have happened.
16:07I just...
16:08I'm scared.
16:12I don't know if I can do it, Em.
16:15Just...
16:16Please, just call me back.
16:20I love you.
16:40Hey, you're doing the right thing.
16:50Hey.
16:51Hello.
16:52Hey, Emma.
16:54Right?
16:56Alan's assets consisted of the house, which he left to his wife, Catherine, and various
17:03cash amounts, which he left to his daughters, Emma and Francis, and stepson, Thomas.
17:10Will Francis be joining us?
17:12Frankie's out of town.
17:13Is that what we're calling it now?
17:15Don't.
17:16Okay, hon.
17:16The cash roughly works out to $300,000.
17:19$30,000 to you, Thomas, and the remaining $270,000 to be split equally between Emma and Francis.
17:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:27Tommy deserves an equal share.
17:31Mum, it's fine.
17:33No, it's not fine.
17:34It's fine.
17:37Alan amended his will quite recently.
17:39It outlines that you are the administrator of Frankie's share.
17:57Hey, you okay?
18:01I just, I thought her going there, things would be different.
18:04Why is she always my problem?
18:05Look, she doesn't have to be, okay?
18:08I promised Dad.
18:10Yeah.
18:13Are you kidding me?
18:22Emma, it's the clinic again.
18:25You really need to call me.
18:27There's been an altercation involving your sister.
18:48Don't you know it's real to stare?
18:51I'm sorry.
18:54I mean, no offence, it's just...
19:00What happened to you?
19:05My daughter was attacked, too.
19:12That's how she died.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:22Can I...
19:24help you?
19:28Oh.
19:31Oh, you poor thing.
19:37Everything's going to be okay.
19:42Oh.
19:43Oh.
19:46Oh.
19:47Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:57Oh.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Here you go.
20:03Hey.
20:04Hey.
20:05Afternoon special.
20:07Eyes on the prize.
20:13Frankie.
20:16My office.
20:18Now.
20:23How are you feeling?
20:25What do you mean?
20:26Physically.
20:26How are you feeling?
20:28I got stabbed in the tit.
20:33Any nausea?
20:35Is this because you think I took something?
20:37Please just answer the question.
20:38I didn't fucking take anything.
20:45How are you, Frankie?
20:49You did taste.
20:51You're.
Comments

Recommended