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Crackhead S01E01 Were All Mad Here
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00:00I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:04I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:06I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:14Trying to get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:18Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, smoking outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:25You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26But the dudes that stuff don't sound like this
00:29I had to make the rules myself, make a move myself
00:31So what sounds like this
00:33And treat me like I'm in my town
00:34I'm the best, can't seek it then
00:36Going around south like damn
00:37I can hear the sound coming
00:41I can hear the sound coming
00:42I can hear the sound coming
00:43Oh my god
00:45I'm gonna, oh oh oh oh oh oh
00:49Oh shit, did you need me?
00:52I'm sorry, stop
00:53Boy, I'm from the south side rich
00:55Trying to get the south side rich
01:00in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities at last
01:07the healing can begin why don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and alcohol
01:15you've taken in the last three days i don't know i don't know um all right well what about your
01:23eye
01:24you get in a fight or something fucking slut fucking hands off me you know why your police
01:32report says you're here because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding
01:40this is your third court appearance oh he didn't dig miss jones given your inability to take these
01:48charges seriously i'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:56what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
02:02um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you might as well just tell me
02:07exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:13rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:20you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:25clinic to prison do you understand
02:32fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka and this is the one with the gold flakes gold flakes
02:43anything else
02:48i had some coffee and some coffee wow okay is this a bomb yeah oh and fluoxetane and codeine but
02:56i'm
02:57that from my doctor and i tried meth
03:01meth
03:02well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:10luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go all right
03:17so detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist that'd be
03:23cool wouldn't it all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually
03:29there's a few more rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first what
03:37what no no no no i need my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my god
03:41what do you think
03:41i'm going to do you think i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere
03:45don't
03:45care policy thank you all
03:47do you think i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm going to call my drug dealer i'm going to
03:53call my drug dealer
03:53um lady this is frankie um she's going to be your new roommate
04:01fuck that
04:04you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally this volatile but at this point why lie
04:09you know what how about you show frankie around i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later
04:19you becky follow me
04:30reception
04:34oh seriously the kitchen
04:38the tv zone the schizo
04:46juan's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:56oh
05:15what's up
05:22you're doing
05:25you're doing
05:25you're doing
05:30Hurry the fuck up, Vicky.
05:36The sex feed.
05:46Bedroom.
05:47You got bottom.
05:48Used to be Sarah's.
05:49She killed herself.
06:03Go, hurry up.
06:20Jones, are you Frances Jones?
06:24Uh, Frankie, yeah, hi.
06:26This one's for you?
06:27Oh, no, no, I'm good with spaghetti.
06:30Until you've had your initial psych evaluation,
06:33you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:36I'm not fucking eating that.
06:38If you don't want it, don't eat.
07:03Elky?
07:04No.
07:07Fun bot.
07:08I don't...
07:09Oh, crackhead!
07:10What?
07:10Come on.
07:11What are you?
07:12Alcoholic, bulimic?
07:13Crazy?
07:14What's your thing?
07:15What have a thing?
07:16No, no, no.
07:17Everyone has a thing.
07:18Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:22You're going to need them.
07:24Loads of them.
07:26And you're probably not going to sleep.
07:28And you're going to get too tired.
07:29And you're going to hear...
07:30I get it.
07:30I get it.
07:31I'm in hell.
07:32Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:39So, you're here because you killed someone.
07:41No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:42Yet.
07:48Seriously, though, there's like a child killer here,
07:51so watch your back.
07:53I'm not joking.
07:56Shh.
08:23Dear God.
08:25Shit, hang on!
08:27Motherfucking nowhere!
08:28Fuck you!
08:29Fuck you giant asshole!
08:31Fuck you!
08:32Fuck you!
08:33Fuck you!
08:35Fuck you!
09:22Did you put that there?
09:24Did I put what with?
09:25The red!
09:25Did you put the fucking red in my bed?
09:29Nope.
09:30You sure?
09:31If you actually think that I would go out of my way
09:34to kill a rat
09:35and chuck it in your bed,
09:40then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:49What was that, mate?
09:53No, you tell her.
09:56Frankie should go and find another room.
09:58Down the hallway.
09:58We'll be right with me, Susannin.
10:03As difficult as Henry's past was,
10:06it was nothing compared to the guide.
10:08Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut
10:12and he back to the snow cave.
10:15Ears' journey was even more epic.
10:17He was going to race down the danger
10:19of the deadly criminal.
10:20hope so.信心
10:34me and he's
10:35in the same relationship. Maybe he's
10:35like the danger playing. Hope you do.
10:35know what you're saying. I'm not an
10:38idiot. I just don't
10:39like the danger playing. You think you're
10:41smart. You think you're
10:42so important. Don't you,
10:43baby? Well, I've
10:44been careful. You're talking to
10:46me lately.
10:47Please make it easy!
10:51Fuck!
10:53Shit, Dex.
10:57Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:58Traffic was all the fuck. Oh, I just missed the whole thing.
11:20Please enter your 9-digit code and press the hatch key.
11:56Leave!
11:59Ahhh!
11:59Mom! Mom!
12:33Mark!
12:55Where's breakfast?
12:57Bella said this one's for you how do I move rooms you don't the Alcat put a rat in my
13:14bed
13:16it's a classic what sorry I will deal with our cat so these will be yeah yeah yeah don't get
13:23too excited just meds help withdrawals yeah I understand you recently lost your father
13:35Ellen I'm sorry and your mum Catherine she lives up in all state ma right okay and your full name
13:47is
13:47Francis I'm Frankie Eloise Jones and you were one of the reasons I'm starving so fuck you very much
13:53yeah I heard about that I am sorry we have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients
13:58you need
13:59when you first arrive how you feeling after your first night feeling let's see great stuff great
14:08facilities great roomie but uh since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized
14:14mutant moth the last thing I'm going to do is talk to you about my fucking feelings
14:21look if I am honest I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through so if you want to
14:29leave it for today that's cool with me you just have to stay for the full session
14:38what about my reference letter I'll still get it oh no we can deal with that later
14:53darling
14:56you look terrible Francis are you all right I'm fine you really need to take better care of
15:04yourself go and have a nice hot shower I've laid out a lovely black dress
15:13oh slowly not
15:21I'm sorry
15:23I'm sorry
16:01Is that my hoodie?
16:02No, I bought it.
16:04What?
16:04I did, off Elkac.
16:06Oh, no.
16:06Fucking hell.
16:07Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch.
16:11I love the ones with the mum pocket.
16:22Fuck!
16:25And hands up in the ass.
16:27And everybody down.
16:29And what?
16:30And pose.
16:31And pose.
16:32And pose.
16:33And hands up behind the head.
16:35Elbows to the thigh.
16:37And three and four.
16:39Well done.
16:39Five.
16:40You're late.
16:41Seven.
16:42And one.
16:44And two.
16:44Frankie, Frankie.
16:45Francis.
16:46Wakey, wakey.
16:48If you can't find your five, then I'm really deeply concerned about you.
16:52And one.
16:53And two.
16:54And three.
16:54And four.
16:56Watching and push.
16:58Watching and push.
16:59And one.
17:00And two.
17:01And three.
17:02And four.
17:03Five.
17:04Six.
17:05Seven.
17:06Eight.
17:07Oh.
17:08Vagina.
17:10She's going to kill you.
17:11Uh, not if her dress kills me first.
17:13You look like a vagina.
17:15Darling, darling, darling.
17:17This isn't just a dress.
17:19It's a gown.
17:21Vagina is in.
17:23Actual fashion is out.
17:25Vagina.
17:33Ooh.
17:35They look young.
17:37Ah!
17:39Fuck!
17:39They're tough!
17:40Oh.
17:41Oh.
17:42Ha, ha, ha.
17:44Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
17:47Oopsie, silly me.
17:48Ruin all the pies.
17:50In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:52I have no idea why.
17:54it definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time.
17:59And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
18:02If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
18:05I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting...
18:08Parasite!
18:14And I'm a bit finished!
18:20I am so bushed.
18:22See you next week.
18:24Namaste.
18:25Namaste!
18:29Where the fuck is all my shit?
18:31Chill, it's okay, and I thought that you understood.
18:34So this is community living and we all share here...
18:38Fuck off with your community bullshit!
18:40Hey, it's no big.
18:43I'll get it.
18:44I'll get you your shit back.
18:48Oh good, okay?
18:49You feel better?
18:56Make it quick, I'm busy.
19:01Calls are made in here.
19:03We'll see ya.
19:23I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner, Kateru.
19:25You okay?
19:26Alright, I need you to get her out of here.
19:28What now?
19:29Yes!
19:29No, not now.
19:30Jesus, I cannot with her!
19:31Okay.
19:32Alright, let's go for a kick.
19:33Oh, you have a fight with me?
19:34All good.
19:35Do you have a fight with me?
19:36Okay, I'll tell you what.
19:37Well, Emma's not.
19:38Yeah, we'll go grab it.
19:39We'll go grab it.
19:42You've reached Emma.
19:43Please leave a message.
19:50She must be at work or something.
19:51You know how to grab it.
20:15Let's go.
20:17Move it up!
20:18Move it down.
20:20Move it down.
20:21We'll be.
20:21Move it down.
20:21I've seen the poll.
20:21Oh, what the fuck is this?
20:24She's burning me in shit!
20:26Yes!
20:34No, you look fast!
20:36You broke my throat!
20:45Yeah, hi, I need a fire engine!
20:47Down!
20:48Sixty-seven, Logan Parkhead!
20:53Frankie!
20:54Frankie, help!
21:18What the fuck is going on?
21:21Come on!
21:29No!
21:30Don't ask if you don't wanna know
21:36Try not, not to let it show
21:40All
21:42That I'd love around the edge
21:49When you feel a storm
21:52I'm alone inside my head
21:57When your dreams have a flow of mine
22:02I'll take one and I'll call you so deep
22:10If I never wiggle
22:14At least I'm falling asleep
22:17Ooh!
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