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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:28Pipeline
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:32Run!
00:02:58Capital A for A-Hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade.
00:03:33Relate it!
00:03:34Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:40What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Yeah!
00:04:12What did you do?
00:04:13What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:31finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:02No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08It's me!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:16That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:07:55Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'll do better next time.
00:08:53I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:07You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:11Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:13Who made it?
00:09:13Who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:42Really?
00:09:42Hmm.
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Philips.
00:10:09No!
00:10:21You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first!
00:10:24You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now, I swear...
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:56Guns.
00:10:59No!
00:10:59No!
00:11:00No!
00:11:00No!
00:11:02No!
00:11:09No!
00:11:22Oh my, oh my god, Phoebe, Phoebe, what the fuck?
00:11:55Come on, come on, smart mouth, talk to me, come on, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please talk
00:12:04to me, stay with me.
00:12:22Shit, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What, what did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot, and thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fu-
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu-
00:13:11Are you-
00:13:11I felt your wa-
00:13:14I was- I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You-you consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What-what are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:53Morning!
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Oh, okay!
00:14:58So this is why you call me a perv?
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:04Lemme guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh my god.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for a miss- I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:38What not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:45What are you going to do?
00:16:50What are you going to do?
00:17:11How's that for you?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:45Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:55That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what? You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor, that is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:17season thatchnet.
00:19:25Leo.
00:19:29cheap!
00:19:33Cool!
00:19:37I can't wait.
00:19:38Eheaaaah Bruno.
00:19:41Right here...
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:03I'm so in love with you.
00:21:19You've never been for our assholes since, don't you?
00:21:48I'm so in love with you.
00:21:51I'm so in love with you.
00:21:51I'm so in love with you.
00:21:51You've got assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:04I'm so in love with you.
00:22:26Chase!
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year, it's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes, yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:11Beau, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:33Oh, shut up.
00:23:34Makeover starts now.
00:23:37Ah!
00:23:37Fine.
00:23:52Who's the result?
00:23:57Mom?!
00:23:57Here, go.
00:24:13is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:23is this one of those moments
00:24:29no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately cliches no miracles
00:24:47her eyes really are stunning
00:25:11well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:26here yeah
00:25:30the outage thing you're going to right
00:25:37please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:41it's short
00:25:42yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:47right go go go
00:25:57bro you're still there
00:26:15i'll be there
00:26:33bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:36still do
00:27:00shit can't say hey pretty
00:27:05whoa
00:27:08is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:12shut the front door
00:27:14no effing way
00:27:20breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:23please don't trip
00:27:25hey you made it you look unbelievable
00:27:34you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:42ohh cute good jobperor
00:27:44good good job
00:27:44relax phoebe
00:27:46pheave
00:27:47pheave
00:27:48pheave
00:27:50pheave
00:27:52sqf
00:27:53it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team captain.
00:28:02I'm life saving certified.
00:28:15I got Bo.
00:28:17I always found you hot,
00:28:18but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't pop the girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:47Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said.
00:32:19If someone sees us.
00:32:20Code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh jeez.
00:32:25Oh my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:46Great.
00:32:47Teenage tourism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:29And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:08Not exactly.
00:34:18You.
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What do you want Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of me.
00:34:27This is a ball not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No.
00:34:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit!
00:34:41My dress!
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47impressing me?
00:34:48Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:14I need a minute
00:35:19Hey
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now
00:35:22I'm not fucking asking
00:35:35That idiot
00:35:36Dumbass
00:35:37Asshole
00:35:44So stupid
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out
00:36:01I need clean up too
00:36:06This is a bathroom
00:36:07Not your private princess chamber
00:36:13Lee, get out
00:36:14I'm not leaving
00:36:15So calm down
00:36:20Fine
00:36:21Then enjoy the show
00:36:23Thank you
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave
00:36:31So be my guest
00:36:37Be my guest too
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that
00:36:44I was here first
00:36:45Get your own room
00:36:46Yeah, well, I like this one
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking to Soss Room Stain
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me
00:37:12Touched me
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see
00:37:21And for your information
00:37:23There's not much to look at
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl
00:37:28I'm not getting excited
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen
00:37:31Even if you were on your knees
00:37:33Begging for it
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm
00:38:06You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute
00:38:11Very virgin of you
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31To touch me
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:35Even to pay back
00:38:37Hmm
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06Then go on
00:39:07Try me
00:39:20Follow me
00:39:21I've got something special to me
00:39:27Harry
00:39:27Follow me
00:39:29I've got something special planned for you
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34Shh
00:39:35Come on
00:39:36Come on
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:48We have 20 minutes
00:39:53You're mine now
00:39:59Don't touch me
00:40:06Don't touch me
00:40:07Son
00:40:09In the bedroom
00:40:10Yeah
00:40:11Makes sense
00:40:18Yes
00:40:19Baby
00:40:20Right there
00:40:23Or they
00:40:24Are they seriously
00:40:36Could you uh
00:40:43I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I beg you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:27Her
00:41:29Her
00:41:30Loser
00:41:33You naughty, naughty boy
00:41:52No
00:41:54No
00:41:54No, Phoebe
00:41:56Why not
00:41:57You're not yourself
00:41:59You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:03Hold on
00:42:05Okay, here we go
00:42:07Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:24Do it
00:42:24Mary
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:33It was your lab grant
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:57What are you doing?
00:42:58How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am
00:42:59You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:43:17Don't
00:43:18Just
00:43:20Just don't thank me
00:43:24Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking at all of you
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:49On three, we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52This will go viral
00:43:57Let's see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01Oh, hell no
00:44:21Oh my god
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28This is fashion week couture, get it off me!
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss feeling.
00:44:45Pissing Max!
00:44:46Mad, stinky Max!
00:44:57Oh my god Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:28Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come first serve.
00:45:57Oh my god, you were waiting for me!
00:46:01That's so sweet, I have no idea what they're at!
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life!
00:46:13I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fun, there's a function!
00:46:27I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink!
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:58Hands up!
00:46:58Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is.
00:47:09And your golden girl.
00:47:11Golden girl.
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16You know, cause, apparently not the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Something cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56I love these.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay!
00:47:59Okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:13You get who I am?
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:22Yo!
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just faster run in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Try not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:52I'm so high.
00:49:03Start!
00:49:11I got...
00:49:13It's gonna cry.
00:49:16Then this could be our little secret.
00:49:19So could I know one's gonna hear it?
00:49:26Amy
00:49:27Excuse me
00:49:35Goodbye
00:49:36And this could be our little secret
00:49:43Be our little secret
00:49:47Hi
00:49:55Oh, yo
00:49:59I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:02Wow Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you
00:50:07The real winner
00:50:09Is the guy against the girl
00:50:20You were amazing, Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase
00:50:26Good race, good race, man
00:50:27You crushed it
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow
00:50:29Be there early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:01The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets
00:51:12Anything they ask for
00:51:23Anything?
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00Yeah
00:52:01you
00:52:02ganna
00:52:08You
00:52:08Ganna
00:52:14tutor me
00:52:18That's it?
00:52:21Why?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine. You want tutoring? You'll get tutoring. Go sit.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:07Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips?
00:53:26This skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hardcore. No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay. That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:57So, it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars
00:54:10that goes to a...
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12So, the answer is...
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:49If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:54So sit, date, and get two more.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:15But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame.
00:55:37Fine.
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57And now he's playing hard to kiss.
00:56:12Now, now.
00:56:13Be a good girl.
00:56:15Now, now.
00:56:39You want to find out what I did to a brat?
00:56:42Hmm?
00:56:43Don't push, I push back slowly
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day long
00:56:54How long are y'all at work?
00:56:57Or do you also fight?
00:57:04A bad boy
00:57:05Licks
00:57:07Licks
00:57:07And he always bites
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good
00:57:19Once in my life
00:57:22Miss Phillips
00:57:26Just remember
00:57:27Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:51I'm gonna hold back
00:57:52To the outside
00:57:54I beau
00:58:00I'll be quiet
00:58:03I'll be quiet
00:58:04But I'm gonna hold back
00:58:04I'll be quiet
00:58:05I'll be quiet
00:58:07I don't know.
00:58:45I don't know.
00:59:13I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45Please fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:10Alright, bye.
01:01:16Alright, bye.
01:01:38Miss Hot Shit doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:19I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:50Marcelli's Reserve.
01:02:51Truffle Assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:06Absolute inappropriate.
01:03:09Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:22Marronimous, sweet, truth, distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:36I don't have time for me.
01:03:38And I'm lucky.
01:03:41What?
01:03:48I'm happy.
01:03:49I have to wait for a minute.
01:03:52You're in the Okay.
01:03:59What?
01:04:02I'm happy.
01:04:03We have to wait for a second.
01:04:04And my faith is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance
01:04:57to confess.
01:04:58So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement.
01:05:27Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:28Excuse me, because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:59He's smart and kind and capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39I have some soul respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't, you don't know a damn thing about me.
01:07:58Oh, no.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:06Lie for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:17Don't.
01:08:24You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem.
01:08:30What?
01:08:31Stop.
01:08:31I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I will call the police.
01:08:41You stupid assignment.
01:08:44Shit.
01:08:45You stupid Greg.
01:08:46I don't fucking need it.
01:08:53Oh.
01:08:59Oh.
01:08:59Oh.
01:09:01Oh.
01:09:02Oh.
01:09:05Oh.
01:09:06Oh.
01:09:10Oh.
01:09:12Oh, oh.
01:09:13Oh.
01:09:13Oh, God.
01:09:18Oh, let's do this.
01:09:19Everybody.
01:09:24What?
01:09:28I did.
01:09:33Wait.
01:09:33happened nothing like just because i'm not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be
01:09:40blamed and just take it you can't too damn much about what other people think about me
01:09:45and no makeover could change that
01:09:50you think i ruined your life news flash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:58then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:05just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i care too
01:10:12much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my loss that's just how
01:10:17you hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you won't break yourself
01:10:31i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38not my concern anymore that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right we just
01:10:46play
01:10:46games i guess we played ourselves now
01:10:59i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:11:06why am i such an asshole i mean he's an asshole too but why did i have to talk to
01:11:12him like that
01:11:13when all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me
01:11:22babes hey sorry are you okay hi chase sorry i just need to be alone right now
01:11:32mind if i sit here with you
01:11:36looks like kiki's a swimmer shoulder best to cry on
01:11:42glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:12:00i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:07stuff
01:12:09and now it's your place too you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim yeah i
01:12:16know
01:12:17you used to stand up right there wait you knew come on phoebes you aren't exactly subtle
01:12:26you know what you're talking about right now i've noticed you fall
01:12:35actually worked
01:12:38then why
01:12:41Chase, just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase, what?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:39Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:56What the?
01:14:01She's fucking sick!
01:14:04No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, wait a minute!
01:15:10You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:15In...
01:15:20I thought, I don't know. My brain just broke. I thought he was my friend. Why would he do that
01:15:29to me? I feel so stupid.
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me. You were not stupid. You were terrified and you fought back. You bit him, you
01:15:41pulled away, you did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come? I will never let you out of my sight again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Pho. You saved me when I was just some nobody or some nerd.
01:16:02I didn't save you. You saved me. And you saved yourself. I am just an idiot who's too quick to
01:16:11throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right. And you are not a nerd. You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here? Did you score?
01:16:31Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride? Sit tight. Yeah.
01:16:44You ready for a ride?
01:16:46You ready for a ride?
01:16:47You ready for a ride?
01:17:09You ready for a ride?
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this fight.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:14I'm back with every breath between you.
01:18:18Just a distance of the night.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:14Oh, wait.
01:19:18Oh, wait.
01:19:21Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08I'm going to go shower.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:18Kobe.
01:20:19Oh, my God.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto.
01:22:46Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe.
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57As her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:24And I love you, too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:51Mmm.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch, and I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:21Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me, and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better, to be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:13I'm good.
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:31What?
01:26:32What the hell?
01:26:33I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Tonda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:36You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:54You three, thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:03No!
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22Y'all never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:26Yeah!
01:28:27Oh, my...
01:28:35Chopped up, ladies.
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